Original front cover to Splank!
Art by Colin Mathieson
REMEMBER, NO BITING, NO EYE GOUGING, NO SWEARING, NO FARTING, NO CRYING, NO SPITTING AND NO MOBILE PHONES! AWWW!
NO FUN!
NOW, EVERYONE SHAKE HANDS, THEN COME OUT FIGHTING!
ME NEXT.
I SAY, THAT WAS JOLLY UNFAIR AND MOST UNSPORTS PERSON LIKE...
SINCE THE DISORDERLIES ARE UNABLE TO RETURN TO THE RING - THE WINNERS ARE - THE DINKY DINKS!
HOT D0G
HEY, MUSTARD!
AND MUSTARD LS CLACCKLACK GHOU ‘ in A-G0-GO’ CLACK
‘SUP?
HeY,
H0TDOG!
JUST BeiNG
REALLY C0OL,
Y’KNOW?
YeAH, i KN0W. i’VE BeeN DOING
ALL M0RNiNG. THAT
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A COMiC BY MARC JACKS0N
YOU ARE THE CO0LeST NiNe-YEAR OLD, WITH FACiAL HAIR,
COMBING
M’HAiR, CHeCKiN’ M’MUSTACH ,
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N’STUfF!
AR0UND!
0H, I KNOW
F0OF!
HeY! WHADDA-
‘B0UT MOi?
WHAT
NAAHH,
DAT’S RiGHT!
B-BUCKLe Y0U’RE COOL T0O!
0K GUYS... LeT’S GO S0MeWHERe REALLY
CO0L!
AM
I, CH0PPeD
LiVER?
LiKe
WHeRE, MAN?
LiKE
‘WeiRD FACE
W0O0O, YeAH! NOW THAT
W0ODS’ THAT’S DOeS SOUND CO0L! WHeRE!!
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LeT’S... R0LL!
0K,
MUSTARD... S0ON...
YEAH!
CHeCK iT OUT, WeIRD
FACe WO0DS!
C0OL!
ZiP! HEARD
I A KiD, WeNT IN 0NCE AND WHeN HE CAMe OUT, He’D
THAT’S
i HEARD S0ME KID, WENT iN ONCe AND
HeAVY!
L0ST AN ARM!
CAMe OUT H0LDiNG
AN ARM!
D0N’T GO iN
THERE
DUDeS.
WHAT?
D0N’T BE A WUSS-
BUCKLe!
SERiOUSLY.
i’M
BeLT-UP? ARE Y0U TRY iNG TO Be FUNNY?
N0T JOKiNG
AROUND GUYS! THAT PLACe IS GHOULS A-G0GO, UP iN
THERe!
YEAH!
BeLT-UP!
YA
KN0W...
THAT’S
ALL
C0OL BR0S, NEED TO
HeAR!
SEE B-BUCKLe, THeRe’S NOTHiNG TO W0RRY
ABOUT!
JeeZ!
WHAT’S
iT’S JUST
I DUNN0, iT L0OKS PReTTY SP0OKY IN HeRE...
THe W0RST THAT COULD
SOME TREES
N’STUfF!
HAPPeN?
MY...
RRiiiP!
MY JACKeT !
HUH? MY...
G A A HHH! G R R RR AR A A A A A A W
THAT...
OH... WHAAAT?
S0Me TeRRIFY iNG ...IS
MUSTARD TORe HiS C0OL JACKeT! I TOLD
YA H0TDOG, i TOLD YA! i DON’T
JUST
H0LD-UP Y0UR
PANTS! I KNOW
STUfF!!
STUFF RIGHT THeRE!
WOAH...
LET’S GeT 0UTTA HERe!
i NeeD A
MILK!
A
ST iFf 0Ne! THE END!