In this week’s Sport: Everton’s Romelu Lukaku reels off his scoring stats and lays bare his trophy ambitions | James Haskell, the self-titled Mayor of Chatmandu, on the haters and fighting to put Wasps in another European final | Late drama, deja vu and Ryan Giggs’ rug: five of the FA Cup’s classic semi-final affairs | Open-water marathon swimmer Jack Burnell is up for a scrap, and a gold medal, in Rio | Graeme Swann loves Star Wars, hates nightclubs | Refs get a raw deal, says David Flatman. It’s time we showed some respect | Author Richard Askwith recounts the story of Emil Zatopek, running’s patron saint | Plus: Paula Radcliffe recalls breaking the marathon world record in London