Comedy

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the shameless EICs flagrantly stealing 2019’s comedy template bc it’s funnier for cripples

“Oh for fuck’s sake” University responds to ramp request for second building

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Disability? They’ve fixed it!

Engineering students Bradley and Toddson have finally unveiled the results of the $50,000 venture capital injection they received two years ago.

“Yeah look, I know Incubate was a little peeved when it came out that we had spent most of our liquid assets doing shrooms in the Netherlands, but it was really important to the process., said Bradley

“Yeah, I never knew what it would be like to be disabled or whatever, you know, but after hotboxing an apartment with some guy we knew only as Gregory the Foxmen, it really opened our eyes to new experiences.

Yeah, added Bradley, we were super crook after.

The plans for their prototypes, found written on the back of a cigarette paper, and stuffed inside a half eaten eggplant, are reproduced here.