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THE CHELSEA DAILY

A SYNOPSIS OF

BACKGROUND ON

CHELSEA HANDLER HER MEXICAN NUGGET

MEET THE COMEDIANS

OF CHELSEA LATELY

CHELSEA VOICES WHAT

SHE’S REALLY THINKING

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CHELSEA HANDLER

of chelsea lately

just love alcohol. We have a very, very good relationship. ‘‘ IHe’s never let me down and I’ve never let him down. It doesn’t make you sick. I had some bad experiences with other alcohols when I was younger. And it’s just a nice smooth drink. I don’t like beer, it’s too heavy. And vodka also has the least amount of sugar.

‘‘

ALCOHOL There's a good chance I may be an alcoholic.You think guys would be a little more excited bout that. All they do is bitch and moan.

'YOU DRINK TOO MUCH. YOU SLEEP TOO MUCH.’ It's like, if you were drunk all the time, you'd be tired, too.

Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.

- “Are You There Vodka, It’s Me Chelsea”

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“Handler is brilliant with her craft of comedy....”

- SUSAN McCLELLAN, Library Journal

video views: 43.4 mil fans: 14,500+ channel views: 1.8 mil age: 4 years subscribers: 72, 773 CHELSEA LATELY

BOOKS $10mil

“Chelsea Handler, has once again written a hilarious book....”

IN COMEDY TOUR SALES

$4 mil

THROUGH E! SHOW

$3 mil


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GUESTS

Alex Rodriguez has now hooked up with Madonna, Kate Hudson and Cameron Diaz. I was in New York in May, and Im blonde, so naturally , I thought I’d be next. I guess we weren’t hanging out in the same places.

- Sarah Colonna, baseball interview

John Caparulo

I get the worst compliments all the time. 'Oh you're Asian? I love orange chicken.'

‘‘ I met my first midget in Mexico, &

he was a waiter with a sombrero on

- guest comedian, JO KOY

and salsa. Like I was gonna let that guy get away, I don’t think so.

‘‘

his head, that was filled with chips

-Chelsea on Chuy Bravo “When are we going to see your forehead?” Chelsea asks to guest Justin Beiber on her show.

ALC OHO L

OR HUM

‘‘

HUMOR

Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. It’s the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations or a visitor. -Chelsea Handler

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GUESTS

ME DI A

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MEDIA

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april 13

2010

April 13, 2010

Chelsea’s first comedy special aired on Comedy Central in...

MARCH 2007 THROUGH HER BOOK SALES

$2 mil

marked the date of Chelsea’s 500th episode, where in her honor nugget Chuy performs a surprise stunt with the guest of a Hollywood A lister.

highest rated program on E! IN BOOK ADVANCES

$500,000

BELVEDERE VODKA SPONSORSHIP


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WHAT IS CHELSEA HANDLER really thinking about? NEWS

CELEBS

SHOW

ALCOHOL

PARTY

Did mariah carey really

...some of the

just name one of her twin boys Morrocan?

and I hat I h e ka rao ate thi nk k the peop e le yc w an do ho it.

Every

one I’ve h on t ired his s how is mo f-ed re up th an I am.

The only reason I would marry a foreigner would be to have kids

best sex I can

barely remember...

I once went out with a guy who told me I didnt need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, Im drinking so that your more fun to be around. You got married recently to a rapper. It doesnt take them long to impreganate women.

If you have to work at McDonalds,

Why would I want another one of me? I can’t even stand myself.

good for you. But on a side note,

Along with the

good luck with the

other 97% of

rest of your life.

women who can

Remember when TI got out of prison and he celebrated by going back to prison?

I will cut off my boobs before I tuck them into my pants. old men and black men love me. Put them together and you’ve got pudding.

I want Justin Bieber

to come out with his own scent and call it Statutory.

GOSSIP

see, I’ve never

been interested

in reheaded men.

Can we all agree

that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

It always freaks me out whenever I go to a sushi

place and there’s a Mexican.

with wierd accents.

I have no idea why gay men

love me, but I would have to

assume it's because they know how much I love the gays!

Everyone needs a good gay

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CHELSEA FEUDS WITH A NUMBER OF CELEBS

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Chelsea so wonderfully displays her traits that we love most: the truth and the way it is, and she doesn’t care who she is saying it to. Chelsea’s pokes and criticisms range from almost any and every category possible, making her personality even more fun to enjoy. She comments on fellow celebrities, political news, random world stupidness, and the show’s office staff as well as environment. Although, certain situations, mostly with other celebs, do not always end up so happy. Handler says that poking fun at the celebs she does, are the stupid ones, for example Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears. These two recently have been huge targets in the news that Handler can just not help poking at, and who can blame her. She says what all of us are wanting to say and what all of us are thinking. With Lindsey Lohan’s last five years of news gossip, she is becoming to sound like a broken record. Then with Britney, it’s almost so sad where she has taken herself that Handler now starts to just feel bad for and moves onto someone else. That someone else can range from the daily celebrity tabloids

“REMEMBER WHEN

that include Jessica Simpson, Charlie Sheen, Justin Bieber, Kirstie Alley, Paris Hilton, and so many, many more. While

T.I. GOT OUT OF

Chelsea takes a break from roasting the stars of Hollywood, her loved staff of Chelsea Lately takes a beating from not only her, but from one another as a group. If you watch her

PRISON & THEN HE

CELEBRATED BY GOING

BACK TO PRISON

show, almost every episode starts with a topic that is some how connected with the staff, as well as the “roundtable” discussions, and then very end closing of the show. Chelsea

B

T U O K C A L B

shows practical jokes taken place in the office, staff skits, and other reality moments that take place with the crew members.


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A BIG PART OF HER LIFE

AND YES...THAT’S ALCOHOL “I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.” If you know Chelsea Handler or even know the name

on her show, dancer, Dita von Teese, who of course in

Chelsea Handler then mostly likely you also know her

honor of the Cinco de Mayo holiday mixed up her one

love of alcohol and having a good time. Chelsea is

of a kind recipe of margaritas right there on live air of

even sponsored and has an endorsement with the

Chelsea Lately.

Belvedere Vodka label. They sponsored her first book

As Chelsea reveals through her show, her cast and

tour, which was so appropriately titled Are You There

crew are also one of a kind as well, who somewhere

Vodka, It’s Me Chelsea, and Chelsea Chelsea Bang

in that office atmosphere are marijuana, alcohol, and

Bang. This tour to promote her new book, travels to

many other things floating around. And for the most

twenty-one cities and begins March 10 in Chicago and

part Chelsea knows how to handle her alcohol and

ends May 15 at New York City’s Radio City Music Hall.

loves making fun of the others who can’t which is very

Belvedere was very excited to get Chelsea’s number

quite hysterical.

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one pick as her most loved vodka and looks forward to sponsoring her upcoming book tour. Alcohol comes into Chelsea’s environment many planned but also unexpected ways. She recently had


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AN EXCERPT FROM: CHAPTER ONE

ARE YOU THERE VODKA, IT’S ME CHELSEA I was nine years old and walking myself to school one morning when I heard the unfamiliar sound of a pre pubescent boy calling my name. I had heard my name spoken out loud by males before, but it was most often by one of my brothers, my father, or a teacher, and it was usually followed up with a shot to the side of the head. I turned around and spotted Jason Safirstein. Jason was an adorable fifth-grader with an amazing lower body who lived down the street from me. I had never walked to school, had a conversation with, or even so much as made eye contact with Jason before. After lifting up one of my earmuffs to make sure I had heard him correctly, I nervously attempted to release my wedgie while waiting for him to catch up. (A futile effort, as it turned out, while wearing two mittens the size of car batteries.) “I heard you were going to be in a movie with Goldie Hawn,” he said to me, out of breath. Sh*t. I had worried something like this was going to happen. The day before, I had forgotten my Language Arts homework, and when the teacher singled me out in front of the entire class to find out where it was, I told her that I had been in three straight days of meetings with Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell, negotiating my contract to play Goldie Hawn’s daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin. The fact that no sequel to Private Benjamin was in the works, or that a third grader wouldn’t be negotiating her own contract with the star of the movie and her live-in lover, hadn’t dawned on me. “Yeah, well, that was kind of a lie,” I mumbled, recovering my left mitten from in between my butt cheeks. “What?” he asked, astounded. “You lied? Everyone has been talking about it. Everyone thinks it’s so cool.” “Really?” I asked, quickly changing my tune, realizing the magnitude of what had happened. It occurred to me that this was the perfect opportunity to get some of the respect I believe had been denied me, due to my father dropping me off in front of the school in a 1967 banana yellow Yugo. It was 1984, and my father had no idea of or interest in how damaging his 1967

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Yugo had been to my social status. He had driven me to school on a couple of really cold days, and even after I had pleaded with him to drop me off down the street, he was adamant about me not catching a cold. “Dad,” I would tell him over and over again, “The weather has nothing to do with catching a cold...


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FETISH

AUTHOR

Since originating from Mexico, Chelsea has coined the nickname, “Mexican Nugget” for Chuy.

Chelsea has now helped Chuy to reach his first book release opportunity. “Little Nuggets of Wisdom” just recently hit stores. Chuy also shows his appreciation to “Miss Chelsea” as the calls her by dedicating the book to her.

ORIGIN

I just think they’re cute Chelsea says. But the fat ones only, not the skinny ones. I just think they’re like little oompa loompas. I love them.

Formally born Jesus Melgoza, the now Chuy Bravo hails from the country of Mexico, after he moved here with his family at 15 years old.

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What could be more fun?.....than a little nugget assistant? Chelsea and Chuy have been almost joined at the hip since they first met in Mexico. Chelsea says, “I met my first nugget in Mexico, and he was a waiter with a sombrero on his head, that was filled with chips and salsa. Like I was gona let that guy get away, I don’t think so.” Chelsea has taken Chuy, (first named Jesus Melgoza) under her wing and into her family of the Chelsea Lately crew, and also just set him up with his first book release opportunity which just recently came out called, Little Nuggets of Wisdom. Chuy shows his generosity and appreciation to “Miss Chelsea” as he calls her through his touching and personal book dedication in the first pages of this new book.

CHELSEA’S ASSISTANT AND ‘MEXICAN NUGGET’...CHUY MEXICO

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THIS IS

CHUY

BRAVO


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CHARITY

MOVIES

FAMILY

December 7, 1951

Chuy is the youngest of seven other brothers and sisters.

Chuy has had numerous small movie roles such as Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and Austin Powers Goldmemer.

In 2009, Chuy opened the “Little Nugget Foundation” to help address the problems of drug and alcohol abuse in his hometown city of Michoacan, Mexico.

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BIRTHDAY

I JUST THINK THEY’RE CUTE. I LIKE THE FAT ONES THOUGH, NOT THE SKINNY ONES.

I THINK THEY ARE LIKE LITTLE oompa loompas

I LOVE THEM.

So Chuy would you be upset if Kim and Reggie broke up? No, that would give me a better shot! AT WHAT CHUY?! WHAT WOULD THAT GIVE YOU A BETTER SHOT AT??

What do you mean!? With Kim GIRL!!

YOU think that you could date KIM KARDASHIAN?

OF COURSE!!

I DONT THINK THAT KIM KARDASHIAN WOULD DATE YOU. You are SO, SO wrong.


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the COMEDIANS of

CHELSEA LATELY THE GUEST COMEDIANS OF CHELSEA LATELY PROVIDE HUMOR NOT ONLY AT THE ROUND TABLE, BUT OFF SET AS WELL The comedians who frequently star on the E! network’s show, Chelsea Lately, are a variety of independent comics who some have their own shows, stand ups, tours of their own, or are directly hired and working solely for the show itself. These comics are all very different, which of course makes for an interesting office environment (if that’s what you’d like to call it.) This particular show has an office atmosphere of sarcasm, whit, and of

ROSS MATTHEWS

JO KOY

course bluntness. On a daily basis practical jokes and personal roasts occur all out of fun and personality of these comedians. One of the many things the world loves about Chelsea Handler and her show is the truth, and someone(s) not afraid to say it.

Ross Matthews was born on September 24, 1979 in Mount Vernon, Washington. He studied communications at the University of La Verne, and later rose to fame for being an intern and correspondent for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. He covered movie premieres at the time, in addition to awards shows and the Winter Olympics. Since leaving, he became a creative consultant of the show and has since provided commentary for the E! network. He also appeared on Chelsea Lately and was a guest host on The View. He later became a participant in the 2007 season of Celebrity Fit Club. Aside from appearing on 1 vs. 100 as a celebrity mob member, Ross Matthews bagged a role on NBC’s daytime soap opera Days of Our Lives. Later on, he

JOHN CAPARULO

took on a spot as correspondent for The Insider. He soon became a host for E!’s live red carpet coverage of awards shows like the 2011 SAG Awards, the Emmy’s and the Golden Globes.

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John began his stand-up career in North east Ohio in 1997. His sharp wit and unique delivery made him a crowd favorite right off the bat. After graduating from Kent State University, he left behind a lucrative career patching potholes to take his talent to the West coast. There he spent the next four years working the door at the world famous Comedy Store and cutting grass at a local golf course. Cap’s first big break came at the 2003 Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal, where he impressed the industry observers enough to offer him a

HEATHER McDONALD Besides performing stand up comedy, Heather McDonald is a full-time writer and story producer on the E! Channel’s top rated show Chelsea Lately. Heather can be seen weekly on Chelsea Lately either on the roundtable or performing in the comedy sketches where she has impersonated such celebrities as Drew Barrymore, Celine Dion, The Kardashians, Amy Winehouse, Marlee Matlin, Miley Cyrus, Jen Aniston, Sarah Palin, Renee Zellweger, The Octomom, Ali Lohan, Cher, Lauren Conrad, Geri Jewell and various Real Housewives. She co-wrote White Chicks with the Wayans brothers’ and had a supporting role in the movie. She was also in The Wayans brothers’ and Paramount pictures “Dance Flick” in May 2009. She was a series regular and writer on MTV’s Lyricist Lounge.

From filling clubs across the nation to being seen weekly as a regular guest on Chelsea Lately, Jo Koy has come a long way from his modest start performing at a Las Vegas coffee house. His infectiously explosive energy on stage, insightful jokes and family inspired humor cross all boundaries and led Daily Variety to name him one of the “10 Comics to Watch”. Born in Tacoma, Washington, Jo credits his mother for his comedic and acting talents. Growing up, his mother constantly encouraged him to take part in school talent shows or present impromptu performances for his family and close friends.

SARAH COLONNA

NATASHA LEGGERO


THE LITTLE EVENT

THE LITTLE EVENT

WEDNESDAY

COME AND SEE SOME LITTLE PEOPLE RACE SOME LITTLE HORSES FOR A GOOD CAUSE

MAY 25

@ 9601 WILSHIRE BLVD

BEVERLY HILLS,CA 90210

HANDLER ANNOUNCES“THE LITTLE EVENT”... WHAT COULD BE MORE FUN FOR CHELSEA HANDLER THAN AN EVENT WITH ALL THINGS MINIATURE? Leave it to Chelsea Handler to evolve and event around one

little horse and attempt to ride it, even

of her most loved categories of all time: miniature things.

better yet to race it. It’s literally going to

Example one, her assistant Chuy Bravo is also mini, which is

make my day,” says Chelsea. The event again

one of the main reasons that she loves him. The event was so

takes place Wednesday May 25, starting at

correctly named, “The Little Event”, based off of its activities

12 pm noon. For more info and prices visit

and subject matter. On Wednesday, May 25, the cast, crew, and

www.chelseahandler.com.

many friends of Chelsea Lately will attend this event of racing and social mingling. Yes, racing. And the “little nuggets” like Chuy, will be racing on, yes of course, mini “little horses.” All proceeds and benefits from the event will be donated to help the individuals or families of Little People of America, who deal with this type of lifestyle. Handler is excited for this particular event, as it is the first annual and has yet to be done before so it should be fun. “I can’t wait to see Chuy get his ass up on a

FOR DETAILS VISIT www.chelseahandler.com

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