Carmen Bugan

Carmen Bugan

I must say that a day trip to Goring is anything but boring: they have a lock on Thames some nice-lookin’ dames and a good beer for roaring.

There was once a pen made of plastic That wrote rhymes which were rather elastic They bounced up, and they bounced down Made meters crash all over the town Till the poor writer had to do something drastic.

Surely looking for the wins must be the most boring thing that is - like looking for cadence and rhyme when clearly yours truly doesn’t have timeto write a limerick that says “Choose Me please!”

Oh, excuse me, I think you all meant “A recognizable limerick” needs to be sent? That is a creation which sings and chimes-something elegant, with rhythm and rhymes about a boring subject - so I repent!

A bunch a of poets from the Hall witty and clever, and that’s not all (for they fought in clever ways to be boring) set off on a limerick contest which suddenly went off its context when no one around fell snoring.