EAGLE FOOTBALL 49 ST. PIUS X 24

Lewis danced for 163 yards with three touchdowns, went upstairs for 218 and a fourth TD, and connected with Henderson on a mystifying completion to set up a score as Eagle Football collected its ninth straight knock without a loss.

With an already imposing 28-10 halftime advantage, Grant Stewart ’25 raced 30 yards down the right sideline for a pick six – the grandest return since Liam Gallagher sold out consecutive shows at iconic Knebworth 26 years after Oasis raged in front of 250,000 fans.

After a swift three and out, Lewis roamed to his right near midfield, broke to the outside, and accelerated as if Usain Bolt adding to his precious gold collection. Lewis turned on the turbojets to motor untouched for a blazing 60-yard house call.

Two snaps, one each on offense and defense, and the Eagles instilled enough spooky week fear Scream slasher Billy and his creepy accomplice Stu reeking torment and terror throughout Woodsboro (“Scary night, isn’t it? … Like right out