Sad beige children’s line!

Short Sleeved Slate Jacket — $79.99

With the “Short Sleeved Slate Jacket”, your child can finally experience what it is like to be invisible. What need is there for socialization and friendship when they can blend in seamlessly with the gray outdoors, feeling the cold wind against their forearms?

Clip On Kiddy Ties — $25.99

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“Clip On Kiddy Ties” come in three patterns and make your child feel like the true boss they are! If your kid has dreams of climbing that endless corporate ladder, becom- ing a faceless agent of greed and exploitation and acting without regard for those which they have stepped on to reach their success, these ties will give them a glimpse of that dream life.