Everyone thinks you’re smart. Stop trying to prove them wrong.
This copy almost matters.
I want to care. I really do.
You are the nuisance beneath my wings
You should meet my shower. It could give you some original ideas.
You’re special; not useful.
You’re early today. That means I must be late.
Winning an award does not excuse you from winning another.
Did you eat the brief? Again?
Your intelligence is really cute.
Why are you trying so hard to look stupid?
Stop acting like a client.