If I Were A Ghost

If I were a ghost I would say, “Boo boo.”

If I were a ghost I would say, “Boo boo.”

If I were a ghost you would hear me say, “Booooooo… boo.”

If I were a robot I would say, “Beep boop.”

If I were a robot I would say, “Beep boop.”

If I were a robot you would hear me say, “Beep boop, beep boop, beep boop beep boop beep.”

If I were a witch I would say, “Eee hee hee”

If I were a witch I would say, “Eee hee hee.”

If I were a witch you would hear me say,

“Eee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.”

Boo-ooo, beep boop, eee hee hee. Boo-ooo, beep boop, eee hee hee. Boo-ooo, beep boop, eee hee hee. Boo-ooo, beep boop, eee hee hee hee hee.

If I were a cat I would say, “Meow.”

If I were a cat I would say, “Meow.”

If I were a cat you would hear me say, “Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.”

If I were a pirate I would say, “Arrr.”

If I were a pirate I would say, “Arrr.”

If I were a pirate you would hear me say, “Arrr Matey.”

If I were a werewolf I would say, “Ahoooo.”

If I were a werewolf I would say, “Ahoooo.”

If I were a werewolf you would hear me say, “Ahooooooooooooooooooo.”

Meow meow, arrr, ahoooo.

Meow meow, arrr, ah-woo.

Meow meow, arrr, ahooooooooooooooooooo.