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ome call it brain fog. To me, it’s a kind of plague panic. I’m leaving the house or the office, stop suddenly, and begin rummaging through my purse and pockets. “Phone…keys…files….mask… phone…kleenex...keys…” I’m trying to remember what I forgot. It will be an enduring “COVID moment.” At least I will continue to blame it on the pandemic and its disruption and disorientation of our everyday lives — not age, stress or TMI. Like my seasonal allergies, I’ve now added patting my pockets and pillaging my purse to sneezing, itchy eyes and a runny nose as a part of my everyday routine, at least this particular spring. How does one sneeze gracefully through a mask?
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The name of the author is the first to go Followed obediently by the title, the plot, The heartbreaking conclusion, the entire novel Which suddenly becomes one you have never read, Never even heard of, As if, one by one, the memories you used to harbor Decided to retire to the southern hemisphere of the brain, To a little fishing village where there are no phones. Long ago you kissed the names of the nine Muses goodbye And watched the quadratic equation pack its bag,
I even (nearly) forgot that April is Poetry Month. This time last year we were planning a glorious celebration launching the new book, The Tidewater Reach: Field Guide to the Lower Columbia River in Poems and Pictures. Now, we’re all peeking out from behind our papers and books, timidly hoping to re-emerge, trying to remember what life was before, and wondering how life will be after. I know one of my favorite poets, Billy Collins, would excuse these memory lapses. And the rest of us should offer ourselves an excuse for our addled and forgetful Spring selves. It’s been quite a year. And this spring especially is full of uncertainty, yes, but also brimming with hope and new life. Lest we forget…here’s to the promise of Spring!
Sue Piper Publisher/Editor: Susan P. Piper Columnists and contributors: Tracy Beard Hal Calbom Alice Dietz Joseph Govednik Jim LeMonds Cathleen McNelly Michael Perry Ned Piper Perry Piper Robert Michael Pyle Marc Roland Alan Rose Alice Slusher Greg Smith Debra Tweedy Technical Advisor: Perry E. Piper Editorial/Proofreading Assistants: Merrilee Bauman, Michael Perry, Marilyn Perry, Tiffany Dickinson, Debra Tweedy
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And even now as you memorize the order of the planets, Something else is slipping away, a state flower perhaps, The address of an uncle, the capital of Paraguay. Whatever it is you are struggling to remember
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Letters to the Editor Loves Potatoes Melva Nancy and I love the Man in the Kitchen potatoes casserole (recipe published in March 15 CRR). No carbs there!!! Froze half so Nancy’s and my hearts wouldn’t seize up! Allan Flood Bend, Ore. Editor’s note: This recipe gets an undeserved bad health rap! Each serving contains 225 calories, 15g carbs, 7g saturated fat, 33 mg cholesterol and 300mg sodium (numbers from a usually-reliable source, ha!)
The effortful historian Michael Perry is brilliant! You are lucky to have him write for you. He is a true, effortful historian! It is nice to have someone that smart locally and to share his findings with our greater community. FYI Thomas Jefferson is my favorite President. He was phenomenally smart. Walter Pistor Kalama, Wash. Editor’s note: Thank you, Walter. We agree. We have ordered Michael a tri-corn hat and ruffly shirt for his next Colonial America living history party, rumored to be scheduled at Monticello, outside of Charlottesville, Virginia.
March issue feedback I just finished reading the March CRR and want to thank you very much for putting the information about the Longview Outdoor Gallery and the podcast audio tour on the Longview Downtown page. The board was very pleased with how much we could accomplish with ZOOM meetings because we also updated our website, had a yard sale and participated in GiveMore14! Very interesting article about the arborist wood chips. I want some and hope that they are not all gone. I also was fatigued after my second jab (vaccination). I didn’t have a good name for that day like “Lounge Day.” I just called it a Four-nap Day. Thank you for all your support of the Longview Outdoor Gallery.
Peter Cottontail Every Easter season, my wife Linda and I are reminded of the visit we got from the Easter bunny at our Kelso home in the mid1980s. The large bunny brought baskets and our very young kids were thrilled. The secret we kept from them for a while was that the Bunny was really our family friend and future owner/editor of the Columbia River Reader. Thanks for the memory.
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DEAR MISS MANNERS: We mailed a birthday gift to our granddaughter, and our daughter arranged a video call to let us see her open the present. To our surprise, our daughter admonished us for not sending a gift to our grandson so he would not feel left out. She stated it was proper gift-giving etiquette to send a gift to our grandson, even though his birthday is in June. She said this to us in front of her husband and our granddaughter. This was embarrassing to my wife and myself. We have never heard of this etiquette rule. Was our daughter correct? We love our grandchildren very much, and it was our belief that we did the right thing. GENTLE READER: Your grandson will be sorely disappointed when his sister receives an Olympic gold medal one day and he is not automatically issued the silver. Your daughter is subscribing to the idea that no child should be trusted to tolerate another’s milestones, success or good fortune without receiving similar compensation. But how else will they be taught the valuable life skill of knowing that everything is not about them? Miss Manners assures you that you did the right thing. You may tell your daughter that your grandson’s present
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is certainly forthcoming — in June, when it is his birthday, and not his sister’s. DEAR MISS MANNERS: Can you share with us the origins of the guidance never to discuss religion and politics at social gatherings? Or the numerous variations of that rule? I’m a wonderful Internet sleuth, but this one eludes me. And what is your guidance on the topic, especially given the precarious state of our democracy and the rampant spread of mis- and disinformation? GENTLE READER: Have you tried, lately, talking with someone with whom you disagree? Had this not been an old rule, designed to free social life from cantankerous strife, Miss Manners would have had to invent it. Mind you, she would happily abandon the rule if she could hope to welcome an exchange of ideas. That would be a boon to democracy, as well as a muchneeded stimulus to good conversation. But people no longer exchange ideas; they exchange insults. This is not new, just particularly bad right now. The rule surely dates to the first time someone countered a statement with, “Then you must be an idiot” instead of, “Why do you think that?”
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DEAR MISS MANNERS: Eating with one’s hands is not bad manners in many cultures. As a matter of fact, there is an elaborate code of manners on how to eat with one’s hands: How much of the fingers can be dipped into the rice or curry? Can the fingers be licked or not? What is the best way to get delicious bites out of the intricate crevices of the lamb shoulder bones without looking like a slob?
GENTLE READER: You are right not to embarrass your sister-in-law, but that does not mean it’s too late to ask for the missing items back — just wait until after dinner.
If good manners forbid eating with one’s hands, how, pray, do we use the phrase “finger-licking good”?
DEAR MISS MANNERS: My 19-yearold daughter is wonderful in many ways. She is attending a university on academic scholarships and getting excellent grades. The problem is that she seemingly always dresses provocatively.
GENTLE READER: Some of us do not. But you are mistaken in believing that etiquette forbids eating with the hands. There are circumstances in which this is permitted: Fried chicken may be correctly eaten from the hands at picnics, but not at the formal dinner table. But there are plenty of foods that can be correctly eaten with the hands under any circumstances, including whole artichokes, bread, grapes, sandwiches, nuts, corn on the cob, olives, pickles, celery, anything on crackers, and (really) asparagus. Oh, yes, and frogs’ legs -- although you may attack them with a knife and fork if you like. As for the propriety of licking one’s fingers, Miss Manners can only pity you if you believe that advertisements are a model of decent behavior. DEAR MISS MANNERS: My sister-in-law, who is otherwise a lovely person, has a bad habit of borrowing things and not returning them. I’m speaking mostly of kitchen/dining items like serving platters, baking pans, decorative trays, etc. She will borrow items for a specific use, then months later, I will see her bring them out and use them like they are hers. I didn’t say anything at first, since I didn’t want to embarrass her, but it’s a habit now. How do I tactfully prevent this in the future? And is there any way I can, at this late date, get my old things back?
Miss Manners imagines a private aside in which you express the hope that she enjoyed the loan of the platter, and you’re happy to take it home now with just a simple rinse and drying.
The most recent was a Sunday afternoon all-female baby shower, held outdoors at a park pavilion. She wore a very short, clingy dress in a pale pink color (looked nude). I was embarrassed! I am not a prude, and I understand there are times when a young woman wants to look alluring. I have tried to talk to her about the difference between “classy sexy” and “trampy,” and that there is a time and place for everything. She only gets defensive. What, if anything, can I say or do? GENTLE READER: It is a teenager’s destiny to spend that time dressed inappropriately. However, Miss Manners encourages you not to succumb to the distasteful idea that one should dress modestly so as not to give others “the wrong idea.” That notion is insulting and outdated. Instead, she suggests that you appeal to your daughter’s sense of professionalism. “You know, soon you will be applying for internships and jobs, and knowing how to dress for the job that you want can be so important. Contacts and connections can be formed anywhere, so you might be wise to start practicing now.” But if your motherly warnings do not take, rest assured that the phase will not last long. And you will have lots of embarrassing photographs with which to taunt her in the future. cont page 10
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DISPATCHES FROM THE DISCOVERY TRAIL EPISODE 1
This month we introduce a revised and expanded version of Michael Perry’s popular series. In the new book, “Dispatches from the Discovery Trail,” edited by Hal Calbom and excerpted below, CRRPress includes an in-depth author interview and new illustrations and commentary.
Why Our Founding Father Thomas Jefferson Lied to Congress
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of the Atlantic Ocean and its tidewaters. People living beyond the Appalachian Mountains felt isolated and many favored secession from the United States to form a separate country.
odern day presidents aren’t the only ones who conduct covert operations. Thomas Jefferson, author of the Declaration of Independence and our third president, helped define and ensure the American way of life.
From sea to shining sea
… deception of Congress … H o w e v e r, J e f f e r s o n Jefferson described an expedition confined didn’t see the mountains to the Missouri River basin and purely for as a dividing line. He had long promoted exploring purposes of expanding commerce. the lands west of the Mississippi River, with the idea of eventually making the United States reach from coast to coast.
Yet, if it hadn’t been for his vision and strategy — and his deception of Congress when he sent Lewis and Clark to explore the western lands — those of us living in the Pacific Northwest today might be flying a different flag. The weakest claim
Jefferson believed the massive Columbia River reached inland to the Rocky Mountains. He thought following the Missouri River to its headwaters and taking a short overland portage across the continental divide might lead to the headwaters of the Columbia River.
Lewis and Clark often get credit for being the first white men to cross North America by land, but Canadians know that Alexander Mackenzie earned the honor. He was a member of the North West Company that competed with the Hudson Bay Company to dominate the fur trade in what is now the Pacific Northwest.
Sending an American expedition along that route would strengthen America’s claim to the western half of North America. Such a trek, however, was not authorized by the Constitution and ... the weakest claim ... could be considered The fact that Gray found the inlet of the river an armed intrusion into foreign lands was a very important thing but he didn’t explore — including the the river. He didn’t go upstream at all. He just Indians’.
Mackenzie followed parts of the Peace and Fraser Rivers to the Pacific Ocean in 1793, publishing a full account of his explorations in 1801. A year later, Thomas Jefferson read Mackenzie’s story. While he undoubtedly admired Mackenzie’s accomplishment, Jefferson also knew it strengthened Britain’s claim to the Pacific Northwest. In addition to England, the Oregon Territory was also claimed by Spain, Russia and the
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United States — which had the weakest claim, based on Robert Gray’s discovery of the mouth of the Columbia River in 1792. Knowing he must act fast to protect America’s interest, Jefferson aimed to strengthen his country’s claim by launching an expedition to find the most direct water route to the Pacific Ocean. At the time, two-thirds of the United States’ population lived within 50 miles
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stayed down there in the estuary. The British came in and went all the way up to Portland, basically, within a couple of years.”
In early 1803, Congress approved the $2,500 Jefferson requested for an expedition promoting commerce, going no farther west than the Misouri basin. However, Jefferson told his private secretary, Meriwether Lewis, that this official explanation “satisfied curiosity” and “masks sufficiently the real destination.”
… Jefferson sent an envoy to Paris …
Their instructions were to buy New Orleans and as much of the land between there and Florida as they could. And when they get there, and Napoleon says, ‘I need some money to fight my war, we’ll sell you everything in North America for a few million…’ it was more than they were authorized to spend, but they knew a good deal.”
Satisfying curiosity
Congress didn’t know it, but Jefferson had already made plans and picked Lewis to lead the expedition. While the early Americans had been creating a new country along the east coast, France, Russia, England and Spain had laid claim to the western half of the continent. France ceded its claims to Spain in 1762, so Spain ... is now Washington and Oregon ... owned everything west Without the expedition there probably would of the Mississippi River have been a fight over this territory. Looking except the Oregon Territory. back at it, I say Spain had the longest, best
“ Michael Perry enjoys local history and travel. His popular 33-installment Lewis & Clark series appeared in Columbia River Reader’s early years and helped shape its identity and zeitgeist. After two encores, the series has been expanded and published in a book. Details, page 2.
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claim to it of any of them. France had some fur trappers, and the English had all kinds of outposts and trading activity. Our only claims were Gray at the mouth and Lewis and Clark coming overland.”
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In 1800, Napoleon decided he wanted the land back, and Spain relented since it was no longer a world power. It took two years for word of that transfer cont. page 9
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to reach Jefferson and he was not pleased. A few months earlier, he had asked Spain’s permission to travel up the Missouri in an effort to reach the Pacific coast, and they hadn’t mentioned France was the new landlord. Spain did say its explorers had already shown conclusively there was no water route between the Missouri and the Pacific. Jefferson let Napoleon know the United States would not tolerate French control of land in North America. Before resorting to war, Jefferson sent an envoy to Paris in 1803 to try to negotiate the purchase of New Orleans and as much of Florida as possible. Meanwhile, Napoleon had his hands full with the resumption of the Anglo-French War, so he decided to cut his losses in America and raise some money to fight his war in Europe. They knew a good deal
When France offered to sell all its holdings in North America for $15 million, the American envoy accepted although they had only been authorized to spend $10 million. They knew a good deal when they saw one. The news reached Jefferson on July 4, 1803: America had doubled in size overnight! Remember the story about a Dutch merchant buying Manhattan Island from the Indians in 1626 for $24 worth of beads? Well, the purchase of half the continent for three cents an acre was an even bigger steal. The stage was set! Thanks to Jefferson’s behind-the-scenes efforts, America was ready to send the Corps of Discovery westward to reinforce its claim to what would eventually become the western half of the United States. Without that expedition, it is likely England or Russia could have ended up with what is now Washington and Oregon. What the Lewis and Clark Expedition set out to accomplish was similar in scope and magnitude to America’s space exploration program. And while the actual trip up the Missouri River began on May 14, 1804, the Expedition officially began a year earlier. •••
by Perry Piper
Electric Cars and our Self-driving Future
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I pre-ordered the Tesla Model 3, their $35,000 car, before it launched in 2017, but ended up getting a refund because the self driving features were delayed. The main reason for me to own a car would be being able to profit from it, turning normal depreciating assets into appreciating ones — a wise investment. My next possibility is the Tesla Cybertruck, slated for production at the end of this year, with my specific unit available mid-2022. Will I actually buy this one, though? The pattern with Tesla is that they outdo themselves with their new products. They have already confirmed they will make a van as well as hinting towards both a boat and even an electric VTOL (vertical take off and landing) hypersonic plane! With my travel plans, it might not make sense to own a car at all for many years, perhaps until I start a family.
e’re approaching the crossover point where electric vehicles, or EVs, become less expensive than gas cars. For 2023, Tesla has announced a $25,000 car and Arcimoto, an Oregon-based startup, will also have an $11,500 option! ARK Invest, a kind of futuristic investment house, also Looking back over my older projects $5,000 options CRR articles, I think I soon after. Combine these 2013 Tesla Model S provided by Matthew Little. Photo by Seth Burns’ drone. will be correct with my numbers with the fact that gas cars, even at $10,000 less actually remotely interested schedule a free Tesla prediction of self driving cars by 2025. equal the same cost of ownership test drive. Arcimoto is giving test drives I was hoping it would happen by 2018 because of significantly higher fuel now to those who preorder the older and technically, Google’s Waymo already commercially launched in late 2020, and maintenance expenses, being model or to the general public in July. especially a large contrast for us in the Because Tesla and Elon Musk break every but only in subsections of Phoenix, Pacific Northwest with some of the conceivable norm whenever possible, Arizona. Most people still think this cheapest power rates in the country they’ve dissolved their PR department technology is decades away, but even via hydro power. Electric cars don’t and, sadly, let rampant misinformation top AI researchers were 10 years too even need oil changes or gas station take hold. They say they don’t even need conservative in predicting when the world’s best Go* player would be defeated visits! to advertise because they have created by AI. The free YouTube documentary on The upcoming entry level Tesla is such strong demand through word of that is fascinating. *‘Go’ is an ancient Chinese likely to have a 300-mile range and mouth. But almost everyone I talk to still board game popular world-wide. five seats, whereas the Arcimoto has thinks Teslas cost $100,000 and proceed two seats and a 150-miles range, the to read off a list of 10 myths from 10 years Tesla recently expanded their Full Self latter option charging much faster ago they still think are true. Driving Beta program to 2,000 people from a normal electrical plug. Tesla In reality the competition from all cars, and has said a further 10x increase is cars are the safest ever tested by the not just other EVs, is barely catching imminent. While not perfect, you can US government, but EVs in general up with the 2012 Tesla Model S! And watch the newest test videos of its progress have no engine and therefore the especially the more recent Model 3. on YouTube and it’s quite impressive only entire front is a crumple zone. I being around a few months, comparing the highly recommend that anyone even cont page10
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DEAR MISS MANNERS: After dinner one evening, a guest was unable to dislodge a bit of food in his teeth. He asked me for a toothpick, showing some disappointment when I couldn’t find one. The next day, he gifted me with a pack of them, hoping that I would keep them on my dinner table for future use. I graciously accepted them, but quietly put them away. What is the acceptable usage of toothpicks after meals these days? As much as I want to accommodate my guests, I’m really not crazy about them picking their teeth in front of me, or others, after dinner. I realize that it was routinely done in bygone days, before the dawn of modern dental hygiene, but times have changed. How would Miss Manners tackle the situation now?
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original ones to now. The thing that makes Tesla different in this area is they already have roughly 1.5 million (and growing numbers of) cars capable of self driving. Tesla delivered 500,000 cars in 2020 and expects to get close to 1 million in 2021 and 20 million in 2030. Waymo only has a few hundred cars so far and a similar autonomous taxi company, Zoox, has said in the most optimistic case, they’ll only get to 15,000 per year. Many cars now have basic driver assistance systems, adding safety and relaxation to long trips, while still requiring a loose grip on the wheel and eyes on the road. The death of car ownership itself is on the horizon
because of how cheap and convenient these new breed of taxis will be, coming in at 25 cents per mile, all the way down to 5 cents per mile with some electric bus units I’ve seen discussed, compared to current rates of 70 cents per mile for privately owned cars. It’s estimated that by switching to either self driving taxi services on demand or buying and renting out your own, you’ll save $5,000 per year, if not make a profit of $15,000+ per year in the latter case. Further, being able to make sure the kids get to their sports practice, the groceries are picked up, and grandma can get to her doctor’s appointment, without blowing a gasket from the stress and scheduleclogging, will be life changing. That’s why it’s important to buy the car that will be ready for tomorrow or plan to sell your cars and just use the services as they proliferate.
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realizes superior cars are available, the price of new and used gas cars could collapse! Just be sure to look at total costs of the car over 10 years, including fuel and maintenance versus profit from renting it out on an app like Turo or if the robotaxi comes to fruition within the next 5 years. My good friend Matthew Little was kind enough to lend me his 2013 Model S for research on this article. While not having any self-driving mode, the car’s acceleration was unlike anything I’ve driven before: from 0 to 60mph in 4.4 seconds. It has a 250-mile range and I loved charging it in the garage and waking up each day with a full tank, so to speak. Matt has the advanced charger, but it still plugs into a normal outlet. Even though the charge rate is quite slow at about 6 miles of range added back per hour, the average American daily commute is only about 40 miles. If you need faster charging, you can either spend $300 – $1,000 to install your own home high speed charger at about 30-45 miles an hour (price range is from generic to the official Tesla charger). For road trips, Tesla cars get 75 miles in 5 minutes, up to 80%, at the automatically mapped Supercharger
locations! Many hotels and similar places have destination chargers for waking up with 100%. Other electric cars mostly use the generic charging companies almost any EV can use. One of the coolest things about going electric is that not only can you use any power source to create electricity — from coal plants and gasoline generators to solar, wind or hydro — but the use of that power is also much more efficient. I had the pleasure of interviewing Longview resident and family friend Vince Penta about his joyful ownership of his Nissan Leaf. Vince said it was love at first sight, hearing about it in 2015 and then getting his own 2018, $30,000 model. “Once you try it, you can’t go back,” he said. I drove it around the block and it had a very light and quick feeling compared to the speedy tank that was the Tesla Model S. Vince picked up the Leaf because he didn’t like his Tesla test drive in 2015, not to mention the price then. His Leaf’s 120 -mile range is very convenient and actually safe in the winter to preheat inside the garage without worrying about carbon monoxide poisoning, like from gas cars. While electric cars still refuel very slowly
compared to gas cars, they do so while you sleep or sit down for lunch on a road trip, wasting less of your time. I came to love the regenerative braking on the Tesla, buy Vince and many other drivers can’t stand it. This is when the car will seem to brake on its own when you release the accelerator pedal, thereby gaining back some power instead of wasting it with normal friction based brakes. Vince kept his gas and hybrid cars for longer trips and uses the Leaf as a town car. He likes driving and said he doesn’t need the computer to do it for him, although he dreams of the day when a single EV will replace all his others with about 400-500 miles of range. I think his wish will come true quickly with the $70,000 cybertruck having a range of 500+. Other electric cars exist, like the Ford Mustang Mach-E, the Porsche Taycan and the Rivian truck, and in fact they might be very price competitive because of government rebates up to $7,500! But there’s talk of Biden bringing it back for up to $10,000 for all EVs, including Tesla. Tesla employs tens of thousands of Americans, manufacturing cars locally — with another 10,000 workers about to be
hired at the Texas Gigafactory— compared to Ford’s Mach-E skimping by going to Mexico. The Arcimoto looks quite fun and the solar powered Aptera might never even need to be charged, but I will probably always go with Tesla. Tesla has the best mix of advanced self-driving, charging ease, safety, low cost, performance, efficiency and are the most fun with in-car gaming. And Elon Musk is innovating like there’s no tomorrow!
And what other car company would actually come out with an experimental vehicle like the Cybertruck (above) or put actual SpaceX rocket thrusters onto their top model (the Roadster)? ••• Perry Piper is waiting for Covid restrictions to lift so he can resume his world travels. Meanwhile, he keeps his finger on the pulse of technology ad the future.
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OUT•AND•ABOUT
Savoring Spring Exploring The Discovery Trail
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pring is here! It’s time to get outside and appreciate the first colors of the season — white and violet crocuses, lemon daffodils, red, maroon and cream tulips, and vibrant pineapple and fuchsia water lilies. These flowers are shortlived, but don’t be dismayed, as the warmer temperatures in April will replace them with purple alliums, pink and white bleeding hearts, and lavender lilacs. A great place to spy these seasonal flowers is in the small communities near the Pacific Ocean in Washington. After you peruse the neighborhoods, look for more spring splendor while hiking the Discovery Trail.
Port of Ilwaco to Long Beach Discovery Trail technically begins at the Port of Ilwaco and ends in Long Beach. Ilwaco is a small fishing village with a marina, restaurants, a bookstore, gift shops and galleries and a popular Saturday market in the summer. My family loves homeThe Discovery Trail runs 8.5 miles canned tuna, and I have often visited along the coast. You can hike through Ilwaco to purchase tuna by the pound Ilwaco, Seaview and Long Beach or at one of the retail seafood outlets. take your time and investigate a smaller You can order a certain amount of segment along with connecting trails fish and then pick up your order on a in Cape Disappointment State Park. designated day. The trail starts at the (You will need a Washington State Port, where you’ll find a brass sculpture Discovery Pass to park in the State of a California condor spreading its Park.) wings. Wander along the Port, checking out the fishing boats and then head Where to begin? Start with a map (at uphill straight to Cape Disappointment right, or online*). There are numerous State Park. access points along the way, so before you go, determine whether your Our Starting Point destination is the beach, the forest Three paths intersect near the parking or Cape Disappointment. lot closest to North Head Lighthouse. This starting point gives you a few options. My friend Connie and I Vancouver, Wash. resident Tracy Beard began our trek from here. We drove writes about luxury and adventure travel, west to Ilwaco, Washington, looking for flowers, continued straight through traditional and the single light in town, and headed trendy fine dining toward Fort Canby on Loop 100. After and libations for 2.3 miles, we turned right at North regional, national and international Head Lighthouse Road and continued magazines. She is the half-mile trip to the parking lot on CRR’s “Out & the left. About” columnist, now in her sixth year. This lot features restrooms and a large map to help you get your bearings. We headed east on the paved Discovery
Trail. It was a sunny day; and although many people were out walking, the wide trail made it easy to keep a reasonable distance from others. Parents chatted while pushing babies in strollers, and families kept close together while their small children tried to keep up on little bicycles. The Trek About a half mile down the trail, we crossed Highway 100 and continued north on the well-maintained Discovery Trail. The pine trees thinned, and alders took over the scenery. Sword ferns lined the trail for the next half mile until we traversed a wooden bridge, continued down the path crossing the Highway again and landed in Beard’s Hollow parking lot. Wetlands surround this area. Pineapple-colored water lilies peeked out just above the waterline, and white lacy lichen, known as “Old Man’s Beard,” clung to the trees. Instead of heading north on Discovery Trail at the end of the parking lot, we followed a dirt trail due west to the beach and Beard’s Hollow. The Beach People often drive on this beach, but it was pretty quiet this day. We found a sizable chunk of dry driftwood to sit on, pulled out our lunches and enjoyed the
sea breeze and sunshine. Once finished, we made our way back the same way we came. We dropped off our packs at the car and walked west on the loop trail to North Head Lighthouse. The Lighthouse We passed a grove of Sitka spruce on the left and the lighthouse keeper’s residence on the right, which is now a vacation rental. When the lighthouse was manually operated, it took three lighthouse keepers, each working an eight-hour shift to provide 24-hour coverage. Their job was to trim the wicks, clean the lens, and carry 30 pounds of kerosene up the stairs to keep the light burning. North Head is the second windiest lighthouse area in the nation, with winds recorded at 120 miles per hour. After taking in the views and reading the placards near the lighthouse, we meandered back up the trail to the car and drove home. The drive to the beach is lovely whether you take Highway 30 on the Oregon side or Highway 432 on the Washington side. Pack a lunch so you can maximize your time exploring. •••
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MEDICAL MATTERS
LPST now provides pelvic therapy By Jim LeMonds Longview Physical & Sports Therapy has become the first locally-owned clinic to provide pelvic floor therapy. Physical therapists Nichole Winiger and Suzanne Gerhart will begin offering the treatment in April. Pelvic floor dysfunctions include urinary and fecal incontinence, constipation, pelvic organ prolapse, and chronic pain syndromes. “These problems may interfere with daily functions, work, and sexual activities,” Winiger said. She noted that — while age can increase the likelihood of experiencing pelvic floor issues — the condition is more prevalent in individuals who have experienced one of the following: diabetes, congestive heart failure, childbirth, chronic coug h ing , rep eti ti v e heavy lifting, connective tissue disorders, or obesity. Many people are familiar with “kegels,” exercises that involve strengthening the pelvic floor by contracting specific muscles. However, Winiger noted, kegels have little benefit if not done correctly. “Individuals that have a high resting tone in their pelvic floor muscles may produce uncoordinated or incomplete muscle contractions, and those Suzanne Gerhart (left) and Nichole Winiger. with low tone may not be able to activate the muscles at all or can only initiate a slight flicker of a contraction,” she said. “Pelvic health physical therapy aims to educate patients about pelvic girdle anatomy, physiology, and proper mechanics, as well as contributing factors to pelvic floor dysfunctions and how to minimize them.” Winiger and Gerhart have taken several pelvic health courses offered by the American Physical Therapy Association. They plan to take additional coursework specific to pelvic floor problems among men and children. PST has equipped a room that will be used for pelvic floor treatment. Winiger and Gephart will ask primary care physicians to refer to them but expect most of their patients to come from urology clinics or OB/GYN practitioners. Longview Physical & Sports Therapy is located at 625 9th Avenue at Pacific Surgical Institute. Call 360.578.1188 for more information. •••
Former R.A. Long High School English teacher Jim LeMonds is a writer, editor, and marketer who rides his mountain bike whenever he can. He lives in Castle Rock, Wash. and has two published book: South of Seattle and Deadfall.
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in the old Oregon American Lumber Company office building. This building has been a museum since 1963 and was placed on the National Register of Historic Buildings in 2002. As more people moved to the area in the 1870s a town name was needed for a post office. The name of the local schoolmaster’s daughter, Vernona, was chosen, however an “i” was inadvertently added to the post office application and the name thereafter became “Vernonia.” Artifacts and displays highlight the Nehalem Valley, pictures of early pioneers, a rock and fossil
collection, miniature logging display, logging equipment, and much, much more! Within the museum one of the most amazing exhibits encountered is the model of logging operations. Complete with steam donkeys and blocks mounted on a pole, this diorama illustrates the complexity of logging greater than any static image. Another favorite exhibit that intrigued my interests was the coprolite collection. Coprolite are fossilized feces that is valuable in studying the diet of prehistoric animals. Near the coprolite are extensive displays of various stones for your “inner rock hound.” Outside of the museum several large logging equipment pieces are on display, cont page 16
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A world without tomatoes is like a string quartet without violins. ~ Laurie Colwin, American writer and food columnist 1944-1992 Old friends cannot be created out of hand. Nothing can match the treasure of common memories, of trials endured together, of quarrels and reconciliations and generous emotions. ~ Antoine de Saint-Exupery, French writer and aviator, 1900-1944 The mind is not a vessel that needs filling, but wood that needs igniting. ~Plutarch, Greek writer and biographer, 46 AD-120 If you took some chamomile tea and spent more time rocking on the porch in the evening, listening to the liquid song of the hermit thrush, you might enjoy life more. Joy is there for the taking. --Tasha Tudor, American illustrator and writer of children’s books, 1915-2008
You can’t change how people treat you or what they say about you. All you can do is change how you react to it. ~ Mahatma Gandhi, Indian lawyer, politician, and activist, 1869-1948 Everything is blooming most recklessly; if it were voices instead of colors, there would be an unbelievable shrieking into the heart of the night. ~ Rainer Maria Rilke, Bohemian-Austrian poet and writer, 1875-1926 A single act of kindness throws out roots in all directions, and the roots spring up and make new trees. ~ Amelia Earhart, American aviation pioneer and writer, 1897-1937 Don’t you know that four-fifths of our troubles in this life would disappear if we would just sit down and keep still? ~ Calvin Coolidge, 30th President of the United States, 1872-1933
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Tuned In Tuned Out In this month’s conversation with pianist and tuner David Page I learned that my own history with piano and with piano lessons is not that uncommon. Like those rippling arpeggios I never quite mastered, my relationship to the piano — and to the learning and teaching of it — went up and down and up and down, from high notes to low notes and back again. The idea of playing well, and the sound of those who did play well, belied the painstaking practice required. That a mastery of technique meant the rote playing of scales and chord combinations seemed an unfortunate and unnecessary burden. And of course the reminders to “practice, practice, practice,” rang like my mother’s insistent “Did you wash your hands?” before every meal. So, I took five or six years of lessons, quit around the end of my Little League career, opted back in as a junior in high school, left the 88s behind when off to college. Tried a couple of times as an adult to hook up with someone who could keep the instruction alive. And still hammered away on my own — there always seemed to be a piano around, whether well used or not — those same eight songs I’d mastered, and memorized, over the years. Eventually piano gave way to guitar, as classical music gave way to rock and roll, and the hug of the wood and the jangle of the strings seemed more sensual and spontaneous. And I was playing guitar by ear, not the cerebral sightreading required of the trained pianist. Yet, ever faithful, the piano has stood its ground all these years. Even blossomed extravagantly, crossed over, in the hands of Billy Joel and Elton John and Bruce Hornsby, let alone jazzmasters Chick Corea and Keith Jarrett and Herbie Hancock. Even if my playing is occasional and limited, I’m still envied my flowery version of “White Christmas,” and my piano keeps the secret of our on-again, off-again romance. •••
people+ place Pianoforte: In Tune with David Page This story requires that we shoot first and ask questions later. Settling down at a piano, David Page sets up a zone of focus, a cone of concentration, that’s perceptible, insulating himself and the strings and hammers, striking the notes and intervals, turning the regimented tuning pins. He very politely discourages hovering and kibbitzing. Random questions will only hinder, distract and interfere. We will photograph and record his technique and procedures, then conduct a separate conversation. We are as superfluous to this age-old demonstration of aural mastery as the small digital tuner which sits almost unnoticed on the sound board, there only to confirm the dictates of his ear. David Page
HC: Is the piano an endangered species?
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DP: Absolutely not! People keep surmising the death of the acoustic piano but it’s not going to happen. The electronics have not taken over.
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HC: Is this just your own experience talking?
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DP: Yes, but no. I do a lot of business with Portland Piano Company. The owner is a good friend of mine, and they do a really good business. They’re selling pianos all the time. They sell a few digitals but most of what they sell are pianos just like this, acoustic, and their business is great. HC: That’s encouraging.
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DP: And I stay really busy. I’ve got lots of customers. So I kind of feel that at least in my lifetime the acoustic piano is not going to go anywhere. HC: Are there people who view pianos as furniture? Spruce up the room but never get played? DP: Well, every once in a while you’ll come across somebody who has a nice house, a little extra cash, and they like to entertain and take pride in their piano. But even if they can’t play, and don’t plan on taking lessons, they can install an automated player. HC: And those are pretty amazing these days? DP: Yes, it’s a great mix of traditional and digital. It’s all computerized, you can “play” whatever you want. But that’s kind of the rare occasion, I find most people who buy pianos have kids who want to take lessons. Or, there are people — not just eight year olds — who just really enjoy
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music and have always wanted to play piano. People are taking it up in their 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s, and beyond. HC: Can you teach old dogs new tricks? DP: Lots of times they already know some tricks. When I hear of an adult who wants to play, often they took lessons when they were a kid. And they quit early. And then they’re kind of sorry that they quit. And they want to go back and recapture what they left behind. HC: You’re a player yourself, still? DP: It’s part of me. I come home and I try to play every day. After work. I will sit down, I’ll put my headphones on, and I have songs that I’m working on. And I like the process of trying to learn something new, and work on things and go over my repertoire. cont page 18
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HC: Mostly classical?
“... it’s really slightly out of tune, evenly distributed.”
DP: Oh my, I work at it every day. But you’ve got to do it mainly for yourself. You can’t play the comparison game. Like that one Chopin piece that I was trying to play for you. It’s going to take me my whole life to learn that and get that down. It’s just so hard. But you can go on YouTube now, and, literally, you can find five-year-old Chinese kids that can play that, flawlessly! So I had to come to the conclusion that I’m just not going to compare myself with other people.
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HC: Did you start off with lessons?
DP: Classical but other styles, too. I love jazz chords. I just think it’s good to have something that you feel good about, that you’re pretty good at. So in terms of old dogs I have a theory: As long as you’re upright and breathing, you can practice and you can learn and you can enjoy it. HC: Do you feel like, with your level of skill, that you’ve arrived? Or do you still work at it?
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DP: I literally started off at my mother’s knee. My mom played the piano. And from my earliest days, I can remember putting my ear right up to the piano just because I loved the sound when she was playing. And she played all kinds of stuff. She played “Brahms Lullaby.” I mean, even to this day, when I hear it I think of my mom. I get kind of weepy. And she played a lot of classical music. HC: Sounds like you had a “gift.” You certainly had the lineage? DP: I admit it came pretty easily to me. And when I was 10 years old, she taught me the opening to “Moonlight Sonata,” the whole part by memory. And that was the first song I ever learned.
David Page grew up in Yakima, son of a piano tuner who ranged around the valley and often took young David with him. He recalls his father’s rapt concentration on the beats and resonances, the eyes slightly glazed, his entire focus on the sensory quality of the sound. He later realized he’d learned how to tune a piano early in life, essentially through his own ear and observation, and when he came back to tuning as a career in his thirties had most of the technical gifts he needed. The emotional side of the instrument, the love for the melodies and harmonies, came from his mother.
HC: So much for “Happy Birthday” and “Twinkle Twinkle!” Yo u m e n t i o n e d headphones, so I assume you also play a digital instrument? DP: I have a really nice Yamaha digital piano. And it never goes out of tune, it just sounds very nice. Because of
DP: It was just a little spinet, but the Baldwin Acrosonic was a well made piano. And it was a piano that was made for the home. One of the largest selling pianos in the world. Back then piano lessons were very popular and lots of people played.
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uch a simple idea and such profound results: stretch a string, pluck it or strike it, and it produces sounds. Then songs. And, eventually, symphonies.
Modern pianos began as pianofortes (literally soft - loud) invented in the early 1700s by Italian Bartolomeo Cristofori. A master builder of harpsichords, one of the two precursors of today’s piano, Cristofori combined part harpsichord, whose keystrokes plucked its strings, and part clavichord, a Renaissance instrument which struck its strings with small metal blades called tangents. Each predecessor had its limitations. Because harpsichords pluck their strings they produce a uniform and consistent tone with little dynamic range. Clavichords produce a pure and muted tone but are inadequate for performance or accompaniment. By dreaming up a system of hammers that struck the strings and then fell back into place — what we know today as the “action” of a piano — Cristofori gave range and dynamics to players. And the rest is music history. Thanks to its versatility, combining both piano and forte, (as well as innovations such as the sustain pedal — allowing notes to continue to ring) the piano became the great compositional tool of Western Music’s golden age, from Beethoven to Berlioz. And its
machinery — the interplay of metal, wood and wire — became a work of art in itself. The modern piano can have more than 10,000 different parts. Its architecture echoes its namesake integration of soft and loud — from precisely engineered felt and cloth guaranteeing a perfect kissing of the string, to the steel piano wire and cast iron frames that literally withstand tons of string pressure. Is there any more perfect integration of artistry and engineering, of the perfect balancing and harmonizing of force and fine-tuning than the piano? And, of course, like most divas, pianos can be temperamental. They react to their environments, their maintenance and their care. And as we sat at a magnificent German aristocrat, a Wilhelm Grotian Studio Grand, no less, David Page explained to me the particulars of fine tuning, and especially the delicate matters of unison and temperament. “When you’re hitting a piano note, you’re hitting three strings. But they all have to vibrate in the same time. So you’re looking for a good unison. And some pianos seem to achieve a better unison than others. Temperament, according to Page, is a tougher thing to define. “Equal temperament means that each of your intervals, like your thirds,
Temperament: In music, the accommodation or adjustment of the imperfect sounds by transferring a part of their defects to the more perfect ones. are just slightly out of tune. Because if you have one interval that’s perfectly beatless, then the neighboring third will sound terrible.” Beats are the number of vibrations or cycles emanating from a specific note. The standard tuning fork is set to emit a perfect A above middle C, and it vibrates at 440 Hz, or beats per second. “So you’ve got all kinds of competing notes and beats and you have to even them out. So when a piano is in tune, it’s actually really slightly out of tune, evenly distributed.”
Given this kind of complexity, no wonder I found David so completely absorbed in his tuning, sounding out intervals — playing two notes at a time — as often as individual notes. “It’s the ultimate of being in the present. You have to be totally present. You can’t be listening to the sound and be thinking about your grocery list or anything else. I mean you have to be right there.” •••
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course when I get home I don’t want to tune anymore. I’m tired, you know? So I just put on the headphones and play.
DP: No, just the opposite. He didn’t think I had the concentration for it. And I really didn’t have much focus. It’s amazing that I graduated at all.
HC: Are you a teacher? Do you have students and recitals? DP: Students, but no recitals. My own teacher would have recitals and I kind of dreaded them, but I did them anyway. And then when I taught I had a few recitals, but I came to the conclusion that it was stressful for me and it was stressful for the students.
I didn’t feel grounded or centered and I didn’t know what to do. So I kind of floundered around, and I worked in retail, I sold men’s clothing, I worked at restaurants. I hated all of it. Because when I worked for somebody else, I felt like I had a noose around my neck. I’m too independent. And so everybody started asking me, well, will you teach me how to play the piano? Because they heard me play. So gradually, I thought, well, yeah, this could develop into something. HC: So you taught before you tuned? DP: Yes. I developed a full-time studio and at its height I had, like 55 students. I was doing it five days a week, 11 students a day. But still, it was hard. It was hard work. And it was a hard way to make money. So my dad said, ‘Well, why don’t you take up tuning?’ HC: It sounds like your time had come. DP: Yeah, we both realized I was ready, and had grown up a bit I guess. And while growing up, I think I was all over the place. In the present I was in the past, or I was in the future, but I was never right here, you know, and you have to learn that at some point. Yeah, that it can be good to be right here. HC: This is getting kind of zen-like. DP: It is a kind of meditation, or practice, no doubt about it. I just feel like this profession, this art, have let me learn what it means to be in the present and be grounded. So, I love what I do. I never dread going to work. I used to dread Monday mornings, in some of my jobs. I did. I literally dreaded it. I had anxiety. Now Monday is every bit as good as Friday.
Hal Calbom is editor of The Tidewater Reach, Field Guide to the Lower Columbia River in Poems and Pictures,
recently published by Columbia River Reader Press, and the new Dispatches from the Discovery Trail, by Michael O. Perry, now available from CRRPress. Reach Hal at hal@halcalbom.com
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Editor’s Note: Interviews are edited for length and condensed for clarity.
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Prolific rhodies Planting a rhododendron must be a rite of passage marking the milestone of moving into a new home, because nearly every home here has at least one of these beauties. In fact, our state flower is the native Pacific rhododendron: tall, leggy, and scraggly, growing as an understory shrub in the dappled shade of taller trees, always stretching and reaching toward the light. It blooms late AprilMay, and if you’ve never had the chance to see it, take a drive up to the Olympic Peninsula and the Hood Canal area, and hike along the trails.
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• Sometimes the leaves develop purplish spots of varying size and shape; environmental stress may cause this but it doesn’t harm the plant. • If you’ve accidentally applied lime too close to the rhodie’s roots or it’s planted close to your foundation or new concrete, the leaves may turn a
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The Toucans of Tikal
The Natural World
Banality is a bane of our own creation. It is up to each of us to keep the world fresh.
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Essay by Dr. Robert Michael Pyle
y friend Jimbo traveled to the wild Petén district of Guatemala to study bird behavior in the early ‘70s, and his description of bat falcons shooting around the ancient Mayan ruins at Tikal has stuck with me ever since. So when Thea and I took a keen troupe of butterfly watchers to Central America recently, I climbed the temples at Tikal and watched for the falcons. Swallows gave false alarms, appearing and disappearing around the gray pyramids, and black vultures perched on top like gargoyles, waiting for us to fall. From the high terrace of Temple Four, I listened to packs of howler monkeys roaring unbelievably from two directions, as loud as prides of lions in wraparound stereo. Later, in the rainforest below, a dozen coatis—long-snouted, long-tailed relatives of raccoons — rooted at my feet. Overhead, keel-billed toucans presided. The trails were almost deserted, air travel having shrunk to a trickle in the aftermath of the New York enormity. We too had considered canceling our expedition, but carrying on with this peaceful and reverent journey seemed a respectful response to tragedy. Seeking solace and serenity
in soft bright wings, we had the normally crowded shrine almost to ourselves. So I watched the toucans undisturbed, and found myself asking how this big, colorfully billed bird can be taken seriously, after all those Guinness and Fruit Loops ads? How can any animal or plant retain its dignity, when its image has been co-opted by commerce, stylized, and universally broadcast on billboards, cartoons, and television? This is a serious matter, because proper citizenship requires us to regard other life forms with care and compassion. It is also a selfish concern: when I meet a new species, I want the experience to be fresh and passionate, not depleted by commercial baggage. In short, I wondered, can a creature become a cliché? These questions are particularly pertinent to that famous trio of southwestern pop mythos — roadrunner, coyote, and saguaro — mostly due to those Looney Tunes, with Wile E. Coyote chasing the Roadrunner past the same three or four hands-up saguaros, endlessly. Coyote is also blazoned in the brain as pastel song-dogs marketed between priapic Kokopellis and Chinese-made Kachina dolls. And saguaros! How many greeting card cacti must we
Robert Michael Pyle is a naturalist and writer who has resided along Gray’s River in Wahkiakum County for many years. His 24 books include the Northwest classics Wintergreen, Sky Time in Gray’s River, and Where Bigfoot Walks (which inspired the feature film ‘The Dark Divide’). His newest book titles are The Tidewater Reach: Field Guide to the Lower Columbia River in Poems and Pictures (with Judy VanderMaten, published by CRRPress, see page 2) and Nature Matrix: New and Selected Essays. Photo by David Lee Myers
Essays in this series published in Columbia River Reader originally appeared in Orion Afield or Orion Magazine in the author’s column, “The Tangled Bank” and, subsequently, in the book of the same name published by Oregon State University Press in 2012.
glimpse before a live one ever graces our vision? I worried that I would see saguaro as little more than a bristly silhouette from a comic strip; that a child raised on cartoons and commercials might miss the actual encounter, waiting for the wheelspinning bird to emit its trademark “Meep, meep!”—a skinny, bipedal, snaggletoothed coyote on its tail with mayhem in mind. But it hasn’t worked out that way for me. Last summer, returning from a rangers’ reunion in Sequoia National Park, I spotted two roadrunners crossing — what else? — the road, then pacing alongside a citrus grove and disappearing within. The big speckled bird, with its wild yellow eye framed by blue and red, its scimitar bill and erectile crest, conveyed the thrilling sense of an organism’s perfect fitness to its place. I thought of the blue, snub-nosed cartoon version no more than I hear Woody Woodpecker’s shrill guffaw in the cry and hammer of a pileated. And when I finally saw saguaros in 1992, thrusting up through yellow composites, pink penstemons, and mimosas, poking the hot air, they failed to evoke the inflatable cacti that live with pink flamingos in novelty stores. And as for coyote, the one that limped across the highway near home, hit, holding its shattered paw like some vole it was taking to its kits, was no Wile E. The ones that tremolo and countertenor in the plum grove on September nights
are no cutout songdogs trivialized by some southwestern chamber of commerce. So what of those toucans? The magnificent green, red, orange, and blue schnozz briefly brought to mind the old Guinness ad, me being more inclined toward Irish stout than Fruit Loops. But when the big black and yellow bird stretched its massive bill down to preen its belly, so the scarlets of the tip and the undertail coverts met, both backlit by the sun, I knew that no caricature could steal an organism’s singular evolutionary elegance. If anything is to be co-opted, it is our own perception. This we must resist, for when animals and plants are trivialized, so too are the ecosystems they inhabit. On the other hand, maybe the popcopying of critters can have some redeeming value: millions of people who don’t know a sparrow from a swallow might recognize a roadrunner if they saw one. As long as cultural exploitation of living things does not debase or demonize them, perhaps it actually helps maintain connections with other species in a world where we sever them at every opportunity. I never did see Jimbo’s little orange falcons knifing over the high stone temples in the jungle. But in their stead, the toucans of Tikal taught me this: banality is a bane of our own creation. It is up to each of us to keep the world fresh. •••
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Ixtapa Fine Mexican Restaurant 640 E. Columbia River Hwy Fine Mexican cuisine. Daily specials. The best margarita in town. Daily drink specials. Dine-in, curbside pickup. M-Th 11am–9:30pm; Fri & Sat 11am–11:30pm; Sun 11am–9pm. 503-728-3344
Rainier. Ore. Alston Pub & Grub
25196 Alston Rd., Rainier 503-556-9753 11 beers on tap, cocktails. Open daily 11–11. Inside dining. Conestoga Pub Cornerstone Café 102 East “A” Street Microbrews, wines & spirits 7am–8pm Daily. Inside dining.
Evergreen Pub & Café
115-117 East 1st Street 503-556-9935 Burgers, halibut, appetizers, full bar. 11–11 Daily. Inside dining.
Goble Tavern
70255 Columbia River Hwy. (Milepost 31, Hwy. 30) Food, beer & wine + full bar, Live entertainment 11–11 Daily. Inside dining. 503-556-4090
1626 West Side Hwy Family Mexican restaurant. Full menu. Daily specials. Liquor, beer & wine. Mention this listing for $5 off purchase of $30 or more. Open Mon–Sat 11am–9pm. 360-423-3704. Take-out from Drive-up window
Longview, Wash.
1335 14th Avenue 18 rotating craft brews, pub fare. M-Th 11am–8pm. Fri-Sat 11am–10pm; Sunday 11am–6pm. Local music coming soon. 360-232-8283. Inside dining See ad, page 34.
924 15th Ave., Longview Tues–Thurs 11am–7pm; Fri & Sat 11am–8pm. BBQ meat slow-cooked on site. Pulled pork, chicken, brisket, ribs, turkey, salmon. World-famous mac & cheese. 360-577-1541.
Grant’s at the Monticello Hotel on Longview’s
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The Carriage Restaurant & Lounge 1334 12th Ave. Open 9am–11pm. Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Full bar, banquet room available for groups, parties, family reunions, etc. in lounge, open 6am. Three happy hours daily (8–10am, 12–2pm, 5–7pm). Group meeting room, free use with $150 food/drink purchases. 360-425-8545.
Jay’s Jukebox Burgers, 1232 Commerce Ave.. 1950s Soda shop. Take-out and limited dine-in. Open Tues–Sat, 11–7. Phone 360-261-7879
The Original Pietrio’s Pizzeria
614 Commerce Ave., Longview. 18 varieties of pizza, prepared salads. Beer & wine. Open 11am every day. Inside seating by reservation only. 360-353-3512. Inside dining, Take-out, some local delivery.
0-442-8234. Creekside Café 1323 Commerce Ave. Soups, Salads, Burgers, Wraps. Pick-up and Delivery, 9am–3pm. In-house dining, 8–3 Tues, Wed, Th; 8–4 Fri-Sat. . 360-425-7296. www.creeksidecafe.restaurant
Porky’s Public House 561 Industrial Way, Longview 38 draft beers. Full bar. Family-friendly. Dining room open. Take-out. Curbside delivery; partner with Delivery King for deliveries. Live music suspended due to Covid. 360-636-1616.
Luigi’s Pizza
117 East 1st Street, Rainier 503-556-4213 Inside dining, Take-out & Delivery
Pizza, spaghetti, burgers, beer & wine. 11–9, Mon-Thurs, Sun; 11–10 Fri-Sat
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Eclipse Café
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Freddy’s Just for the Halibut. Cod, Alaskan halibut a fish and chips, award-winning clam chowder. Burgers, steaks, pasta. Beer and wine. M-Sat 10am–8pm, Sunday 11am–8pm. Inside dining, Drive-thru, outdoor seating. 1110 Commerce 360-414-3288. See ad, page 8.
Parker’s Steak House & Brewery 1300 Mt. St. Helens Way. I-5 Exit 49. Lunch, Dinner. Burgers, hand-cut steak; seafood and pasta. Restaurant opens 11am, Lounge 12 Noon. Closed Monday. 360967-2333. Call for status/options.
Vault Books & Brew 20 Cowlitz Street West, Castle Rock Coffee and specialty drinks, quick eats & sweet treats. See ad, page 29.
Kalama, Wash.
215 N. Hendrickson Dr., Port of Kalama. A Northwest pub and unique bars serving breakfast, lunch & dinner daily. Info & reservations, bar hours at mcmenamins.com. 8am–midnight daily. 360- 673-9210. Indoor dining, covered outdoor seating, curbside take-out.
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Roland Wines
1106 Florida St., Longview. Authentic Italian wood-fired pizza, wine, and beer. Casual ambience. 5–9pm Wed-Fri, Sat. 11–3. See ad, page 30. Call for status.
Teri’s, 3225 Ocean Beach Hwy, Longview. Lunch and dinner. Burgers, steak, seafood, pasta, specials, fresh NW cuisine. Happy Hour. Full bar. 360-577-0717. Mon 4–8pm; Tues–Fri 11:30–8:30; Sat 2–9pm. Live music Sat 5:30–8:30pm. Covered outdoor seating. Curbside pickup. Inside dining.
Sunshine Pizza & Catering 2124 Columbia Blvd. Hot pizza, cool salad bar. Beer & wine. Limited inside seating, curbside pickup and delivery. 503-397-3211 See ad, page 30.
Scappoose, Ore. Fultano’s Pizza 51511 SE 2nd. Family style with unique pizza offerings, hot grill items & more! “Best pizza around!” Sun–Th 11am–9pm; Fri-Sat 11am–10pm. Full bar service ‘til 10pm Fri & Sat. Deliveries in Scappoose. 503-543-5100. Inside Dining.
Ixtapa Fine Mexican Restaurant
33452 Havlik Rd. Fine Mexican cuisine. Daily specials. The best margarita in town. Daily drink specials. M-Th 11am–9:30pm; Fri & Sat 11am–11:30pm; Sun 11am–9pm. Curbside pickup and home delivery. 503-543-3017
Warren, Ore. Warren Country Inn 56575 Columbia River Hwy. Fine family dining. Breakfast, lunch & dinner. Full bar. Call for hours.503-410-5479. Check Facebook for updates. Dine-in.
Woodland, Wash. “SoCo”
1350 Atlantic Ave. Rotating craft brews, pub fare. Open M-Th 11am–6pm; Fri–Sat 11am–10pm; Sunday 11am–6pm. 360-841-8941. See ad, page 34.
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How American wines got onto the world stage
also introduced the idea of ratings and the role of critics in people’s choice of wine. There was a shift for many wine enthusiasts to a belief that critics know best and a quest to buy wines that are deemed “good” with a highly rated score.
The Judgement of Paris By Marc Roland On May 24, 1976, a wine tasting was held in Paris at the Intercontinental Hotel. Not just any wine tasting, but a tasting that significantly changed the wine world. Known later as the Judgement of Paris, the organizer, a young Steven Spurrier, had no idea of the reverberations that would follow. Mr. Spurrier, who died in March at age 79, was an Englishman who owned a wine shop and wine school in Paris.
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During a trip to California, Spurrier had become convinced that the wines he tasted were as good or better than those in France, a view that was unimaginable at the time. He set up a blind tasting of wines from California and France with nine French judges, some of the best in the wine and culinary field. Of the whites, six chardonnays were from Napa and four from Burgundy. The reds, all made entirely from Cabernet Sauvignon, included six from California and four from Bordeaux. The Judgement of Paris has been memorialized through literature and film for more than 40 years, and during that time sensationalized from the small event it was. The film, “Bottle Shock,” staring Allan Rickman as a young Steven Spurrier, came out a few years ago. It is thoroughly entertaining and inspirational and I recommend it even though it took a lot of creative license and strayed from important facts. What happened was the California wines outscored the French wines in every category and set the world abuzz, launching the California wine industry, and the view that America could make worldclass wines. What was a huge boost in promoting the quality of wine and increased interest in fine wine
Scores still play an important role for people wanting to experience a fine wine, but there is a refreshing return these days of people seeking out regional and international offerings on their own. These may include unrated wines or rare finds in small boutique wineries. A lesson we could learn from Mr. Spurrier. Wine ratings themselves are over rated. Don’t be fooled by those who want to sell you wine based on someone else’s taste. Because the only thing that matters is if you like the wine at the price point you pay. What has really complicated buying decisions and rating is the proliferation of information and online wine retailers. It used to be simple. You went to the liquor store or grocery and picked one of a few wines, either white or red, produced by a handful of familiar brands, mostly from California. The wines were reasonably good and mass produced and consistently predictable. I suppose this is still the case for many wine consumers. But this column is a result of the growing interest in wine, spurred in part by the wine industry, which has created a thirst for better and better wine. Like other consumer products, we want to make sure we get the best. Now you can find that out by going to consumer reports or googling it. Helpful, but remember who does the ratings— critics and connoisseurs. Unless you are really into wine or cont page 28
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really care about what others think about a particular wine, this can lead you astray. Why? Because the two things that will decide almost every wine decision is price and availability. No matter what the rating, there are limits of what we are willing to spend. So remember, sellers know this, and will offer you amazing highly rated wine at a price you will be willing to spend, to lure you to buy. How? By creating unverified ratings or by making up rating scales based on the reviews of consumers or the producer themselves. This is a common practice. Availability is also a huge consideration. The chances of you finding an authentically highlyrated wine is rare. In fact, even if you wanted to pay hundreds of dollars on a great bottle of wine, you probably wouldn’t find it, because of scarcity.
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All you have to do is take a chance and try them. I think Steven Spurrier would agree because we would not have had the historic wine tasting if it were not for his journey to America to seek out the best for himself. Postscript: If you want to use scores, be sure to double-check with wine publications that taste wine ‘blind’ and are not trying to sell you something. Major publications like Wine Spectator or Wine Enthusiast are safe sources. They review both value wines and higher-end wines. •••
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Where Bigfoot Walks: Crossing the Dark Divide By Dayle Olson
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f you are inquisitive and enjoy expanding your knowledge of the natural world, I imagine you will come away as deeply satisfied as I did after reading this book. However, if you are looking for a pulpy retelling of encounters with the Big Guy (Sasquatch, not the author Robert Michael Pyle), then this book may not be your cup of tea. In a month-long ramble around Gifford Pinchot National Forest, Pyle, a world-renowned butterfly and moth expert, meticulously notes his observations of the landscape and biology nestled between Mt. St. Helens and Mt. Adams. For an ecologist with irrepressible curiosity and a sharp eye, it is tantalizing to consider how or if this wild place could support a large hominoid ape. The book approaches the question of sustainability, as well as possibility, from several angles: professional Bigfoot hunters, skeptics, eyewitnesses, loggers, First Peoples,
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early settlers, l e g e n d s , biologists, and the timber industry. The backdrop for these intersecting stories is a wilderness treasure in urgent need of protection if the beauty and mystery are to endure, and by extension, if the real (or mythical) giant apelike creature is also to survive. Pyle is asked the recurring question: Do you believe in Bigfoot? Faith has nothing to do with it. His search for scientific evidence and credible accounts inform the way he thinks about a creature that taxonomists have named but who lack an actual specimen or DNA sample. By the last page, this reader was looking at the question through a different lens as well. ••• Dayle Olson’s 2019 Columbia River poem, “Water Highway/SR4 at Stella,” was selected by Humanities Washington for the Poetic Routes broadsheet project. Her short stories have been published in the annual Seaside Library anthology (2019, 2020). Dayle lives in Cathlamet with husband, David, and one opinionated cat.
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Take a poet to bed during National Poetry Month and picked up the collected poems of Galwey Kinnell (1927-2014), resolving to read one or two each evening before falling asleep. I was drawn to Kinnell because of his nature poetry, not oohing and aahing over daffodils or sunsets, but his sensing a rough, vestigial identification with the natural world. Kinnell was, like Whitman, “mystically physical.” My nightly experiment did not get off to a great start. His earlier poems left me cold and unmoved. Poem after poem, I’d shake my head, thinking “Haven’t a clue what he’s about.” (BUT on the positive side, they helped me fall asleep.) I found his poems deepened with meaning and became more accessible as he aged. Poets play with language to say what hasn’t been said before, or at least not in this way. They use familiar words to help us see the world in unfamiliar ways: Listening to Pacific breakers—“The suck and inner boom/ As a wave tears free and crashes back/ In overlapping thunders.” Or in describing ice as “silenced water,” or “a woodpecker, double-knocking,” or lying next to one’s lover, “absorbing the astounding quantity of heat a slender body ovens up around itself.” Sometimes the words are unfamiliar but perfect: “The sea scumbles in/
These later poems reflect a seasoning that only comes with age: “Nobody likes to die/ But an old man/ Can know/ A gratefulness/ Toward time that kills him,/ Everything he loved was made of it.”
Don’t know where to start? Here are some suggestions: Oregon poet William Stafford, or Billy Collins and Dorothy Parker for poetry seasoned with wry humor, Amanda Gorman, who wowed us at the inauguration, Bob Pyle’s The Tidewater Reach, Gwendolyn Brooks (“We real cool.”) Edna St. Vincent Millay (she who burnt her candle at both ends), Adrienne Rich, current US poet laureate Joy Harjo, Lawrence Ferlinghetti’s classic Coney Island of the Mind, Mary Oliver, and (fill in the blank yourself.) Or try a smorgasbord of poets: Norton Anthology of Modern Poetry, or the Columbia Anthology of American Poetry.
He finds himself approaching the end—“sick to stay, longing to come up against the ends of the earth, and climb over”—and finally intuits a strange peace and oneness with the world one has been born into: “Can you bless, or not curse,/ everything that struggles to stay alive/ on this planet of struggles?” Not so bad, really. •••
From its own inviolate border under the sky,” “a roof leak whucking into a pail.” Some poems resemble brief postcards: “Wilmington, Delaware, one of those American cities/ that start falling apart before they ever get finished.” Through Kinnell’s poems we witness the poet maturing. He takes note of the fact that he is aging—“Here come the joggers./ I am sixty-one. The joggers are approximately very young.” He notes the other “rickety, well wattled old timers,” and that “the arthritic opposable thumb no longer opposes.”
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ormer Washington Poet Laureate Kathleen Flenniken will be join an online Northwest Voices event on Wednesday, April 21, at 7pm. Flenniken is the author of three poetry collections, most recently Post Romantic, part of the Pacific Northwest Poetry Series. Plume won the Washington State Book Award and was a finalist for the William Carlos Williams Award from the Poetry Society of America and the Pacific Northwest Book Awards. Her first book, Famous, won the Prairie Schooner Book Prize in Poetry and was named a Notable Book by the American Library Association. Flenniken’s awards include a Pushcart Prize and fellowships from the National Endowment for the Arts and Artist Trust. She served as Washington State Poet Laureate from 2012 – 2014.
Press, a nonprofit press dedicated to publishing Washington State poets, and currently serves on the board of Jack Straw, an audio arts studio and cultural center. Kathleen holds a Master of Fine Arts degree in creative writing from Pacific Lutheran University, as well as Bachelor’s and Master’s degrees in civil engineering. She lives in Seattle. The link to this Zoom event can be found on the Library’s website at www.longviewlibrary.org/nwvoices. php. All events are free and open to the public. Northwest Voices is funded by the Longview Public Library, Lower Columbia College, Friends of the Longview Library, Longview Library Foundation, and the LCC Foundation.
Kathleen teaches poetry through arts agencies like Writers in the Schools and Jack Straw. For 13 years, she was an editor at Floating Bridge
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“In Their Footsteps: Unsung Heroes of the Expedition April 18, 1pm by Debbie Kaspar. Lesser known members of the Lewis and Clark Expedition. Kaspar has been a student of the Lewis and Clark story from a very young age as she grew up near the Lewis and Clark Trail and the birthplace of Sacagawea. She has shared her love of history by teaching at Clatsop Community College for 41 years, including a class in Lewis and Clark history. She worked as a van driver for History America Tours with historian Gary Moulton, editor of the Lewis and Clark journals and at Lewis and Clark National Historical Park for years, first as a volunteer and later as a National Park Ranger. Following guidance from the CDC and recommendations from state and local public health authorities in consultation with NPS Public Health Service Officers, all forseeable “In Their Footsteps” talks will be held virtually, live, on YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/ Lewisandclarknhp May 16: “Early Explorers of the Pacific Northwest, A Long Time Coming.” Robert Heacock Series sponsored by the Lewis and Clark National Park Association and Fort Clatsop. (Traditionally held at Fort Clatsop, Netul Room, Visitor Center, Astoria, Ore. Info: 503-861-2471; now virtually on YouTube.)
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Astronomy
SKY REPORT
Looking UP APRIL 15 – MAY 15 Evening Sky Mars is still a bright planet in the low western sky. Mars is located near the feet of the constellation Gemini. The bright star Arcturus, in the constellation Boötes, is in the eastern sky and leads the parade of summer stars and constellations. In mid May, Venus makes her reappearance in the night sky as the Evening Star as she reappears from being on the far side if the Sun the last few weeks. Venus will be very low on the western horizon just after sunset. The best view will be an unobstructed view of the horizon. Like at the beach on a sunny day. Mercury will be just above Venus so be watching for the tiny planet. Leo is high in the southern sky, marked by the bright star Regulus and the famous hook shape that delineates the head of Leo. He is followed along by the lazy princess Virgo, who has cast off her diamonds of galaxies that lie between her and the tail of Leo. Leo has his own galaxies as well. He sits on them as though he is cuddling young cubs. These galaxies are known as M95, M96, M105, M65, and M66.
Morning Sky Jupiter and Saturn are rising in the southeast around 4:30 am. The 3rd quarter moon is rising in the south around the 30th of April. Night Sky Spectacle: M13 The Hercules Cluster is rising in the east at the end of twilight, around 9:30pm, making for its summer dominance. Located on the “upper side” of the trapezoid-shaped body of Hercules about one third the way ‘down’ from the ‘upper’ corner of the trapezoid. Moon Phases 1st Qtr. : April 20th Wed. Full: April 26th Mon 3rd Qtr. :May 3rd Mon New: May 11 Tue End of twilight - when the stars start to come out Tue, April 20th 8:38pm Fri, April 30th 8:53:21 pm Wed, May 19th 9:19:30 pm •••
Amateur Astronomy: A light hobby or a grand passion By Greg Smith
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eing an amateur astronomer ranges from just looking up at the sky or having a pair of binoculars or small telescope up to having a 32-inch diameter mirror reflector loaded with thousands of dollars worth of equipment attached. Having a small telescope (a spotting scope is a small telescope) is not to be sneezed at. You can easily take it on an overnight camping trip. There, the real fun in keeping it simple is a joy. Remember this is supposed to be fun. Amateur astronomy is a hobby to satisfy an interest, from a light interest on to wondering more about the sky. I will say again that all you need to do to begin is just look up at the stars and become familiar with the star patterns and learn their names. Then go on to learn the names of
the bright stars that reside in those star patterns. A $10 star chart known as a planisphere is all you need to start your journey into the heavens. Getting a book of pictures of the various objects in the sky may be all that you need or want. Then get it and relax and enjoy. If this is all you do, that is wonderful. Spring is the time of year that more serious amateur astronomers love to go out for a night of hunting and searching. It is time for the Messier Marathon. This is not a twenty-six mile run in the dark, cont page 33
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but a search of the skies for the 110 items a French astronomer named Messier listed as not being comets. These include nebula, star clusters, and galaxies. At the time of his listing, he did not know what they were, but that they were stationary in the sky and not moving as a comet would be. Have I done one? No. I have seen a few of these objects. I admit that I’d have to do a marathon on the installment plan.
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Former executive director of the Columbia Theatre for the Performing Arts, Gian Paul Morelli, roams through the Sonoran Desert Museum (Tucson, Ariz,) with a copy of CRR ... “Looking for ideas to bring into our home garden landscape,” he said in an email.
A Messier Marathon is supposed to be fun, especially when done at a star party with a group of amateurs getting together to try to compete for who can locate and view the most. I have heard of some who have found all 110 in one night. It starts just after sunset — looking in the west to find them just before they go below the horizon, and lasting till just before sunrise, when the morning washes the stars away with the light of the rising sun.
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The competition is all in fun and the winner gets bragging rights for a year till they all do it again ( maybe a beer is involved, too ). Spring is not the only time a Messier Marathon can be don — autumn is a good time, as well. But the Spring Marathon is the most talked about. A star party may involve a show and tell, as well. In the hours before sunset once the scopes have been set up and are acclimatizing to the surrounding air, the owners often get together and share the new “toys” that they have for their scopes. This could range from new eyepieces, to showing off their new cameras attached to their scope, and new guiding scopes attached to a computer so they can follow the stars more closely to take better pictures, or software for processing the pictures they have just taken on their latest night out. A Messier Marathon is fun for those who have more than a passing interest in the sky. It is a self-rewarding experience. But it’s not a necessity in order to be an amateur astronomer. ••• Longview resident Greg Smith is past president of Friends of Galileo. Meet him and other club members at monthly meetings in Longview. For more info about FOG, visit friendsofgalileo. com.
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the spectator by ned piper An eruption of memories
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ith the addition of our newest advertiser, Drew’s Grocery in Toutle on the road to Mount Saint Helens, memories of summers spent at the Spirit Lake YMCA Camp flooded back. On the way, we’d always stop at the Kid Valley Store — farther up the road and long gone now — known for their thick, tasty milkshakes. These days, Drew’s provides a similar friendly “pit stop,” offering much more than burgers and fries — with its full deli, fried chicken and fish and chips — handy when you venture
out on a jaunt to the mountain. Which is an appealing thought as things begin to open after this last year of pandemicrelated confinement. I wish I had a count of the number of kids who spent a week or two at the Spirit Lake “Y” Camp in their youth. It would, I’m sure, be in the thousands. I know I’ve had a steady stream of individuals share their “Y” Camp experiences with me over the years. Some were friends, others were cabin mates, many I didn’t remember specifically but in every case, I fondly recalled the experiences we all shared... Such as hiking, swimming in an icy lake fed by streams borne from snow melt, fishing for trout and carp, boating, water skiing behind the camp’s Century speedboat, and sneaking into the lodge’s kitchen at night to raid the cook’s chocolate chip cookie supply. The campfire light reflecting off the trees at night and the stories told by our counselors. Stories of Slimy the Slink, Dr. Coffin and the apes at Ape Cave at the base of the mountain. And ah, that glorious mountain, the second most symmetrical mountain in the world, next to Mt. Fujiyama in Japan. With the eruption of Mount St. Helens in 1980, everything I just mentioned exploded, except in our memories. I bet you, like me, are itching to get out of the house to breathe fresh mountain air and get some exercise. I encourage you to visit the mountain that was the backdrop for so much pleasure in our younger days. It’s a good time to recall that May 18th eruption 41 years ago, and marvel at how the land has recovered. And when you stop at Drew’s Grocery for gas or goodies, be sure to say “Hello” to Greg and Carol Drew and their daughter, Julie Cox. Tell them I sent you! •••
Ned Piper coordinates CRR’s advertising and distribution, enjoying the opportunity to circulate throughout his lifelong stomping grounds, greeting old and new friends.
PLUGGED IN TO COWLITZ PUD By Alice Dietz
Cowlitz PUD recognized as ‘Tree Line Utility’ two years running
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owlitz PUD’s dedication to delivering safe and reliable electricity while maintaining healthy community trees has earned us the title of Tree Line Utility in 2020 and 2021. We will continue to strive to maintain our title by training employees in quality tree-care practices, educating the public about planting trees for energy conservation, and helping homeowners plant appropriate trees near utility lines, which provides beautiful trees for the future and yields long-term savings for our customers. In celebration of Arbor Day on April 14th and in partnership with Tsugawa’s Nursery, we will give away 10 powerline safe trees— paperbark maples and smoke trees, which have a mature height under 25 feet. Enter at cowlitzpud.org • Plant your new tree in the right place to conserve energy and reduce your energy bills. • Properly-placed trees save energy by providing summer shade, winter warmth and winter windbreaks. For more information visit cowlitzpud.org/outages/vegetationmanagement/. Spring projects? Plan ahead! If you are planning to do any landscaping or tree planting, please keep in mind: • Call 811 before you dig • Trees and shrubs can be a problem for overhead and underground facilities. • Look up to see if there are overhead lines above or near your planting site. • Trees planted directly under or within 20 feet of the power lines should have a mature height less than 25 feet; trees that mature to 25–45 feet should be planted 20–50 feet away; trees greater than 45 feet at maturity should be planted more than 50 feet away • Look around for green metal or fiberglass boxes and avoid planting near them, due to underground facilities. ••• Alice Dietz is Communications/Public Relations Manager at Cowlitz PUD. Reach her at adietz@ cowlitzpud.org, or 360501-9146.
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