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Letters Saltair Freighters One more freighter parked in Saltair, right across from my B&B. Thank you, Transport Canada, for transforming our area into an industrial zone! Surely tourists will appreciate the gesture. What is it we need to do now? Well, sounds like the time has come to do a delegation at CVRD and ask for rezoning. We have the noise, light and signage nuisance. It is not compatible for a residential and tourist coastal area and the level of taxes we are paying. We are going to make sure to alert the CVRD of what is happening. The Santa Valentina is 199 metres and parked about 600 metres from shore. Its anchor is damaging our sea beds on an area of three football ďŹ elds. Since the invasion of freighters has resumed on August 8, our marine life has hardly come back. Not seen the baby sea otters and our resident blue herons and babies. Blue herons are an endangered species, but the Interim Protocol does not care. They are only counting vessels, not blue herons. Statistics show an increase of 600 per cent for Saltair since 2016, with an the average of 23 days per month having a cargo ship idling here. Thetis has seen an increase of 350 per cent for the same period. I am inviting the Chemainus Chamber of Commerce to

visit my B&B. They have to see what is happening here. The victimization of a coastal rural community and, at the same time, record profits for Port of Vancouver. We pay the socio-economic cost and industries got the benefits. What a shame. There is no freighter on Vancouver Island tourist brochures. This is now a fact that Transport Canada has decided to damage our tourist potential and ruin small ecotourist businesses. We need letters of support so we can be heard. We also have a new petition in the works. Vancouver Port has issued a press release, with record profits, and meanwhile, coastal communities are affected with outside of port anchorages. The Interim Protocol is harming our communities and allows pollution by noisy, bright vessels scouring our sea beds on areas larger than three football fields to disturbing our marine life, public beaches and quiet rural residential area. — Kay Morisset Saltair Ocean Protection Committee

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THANK YOU to the town gardener employees who planted and maintained the beautiful ﬂower beds throughout town for residents and visitors to enjoy. — Lis Farrell

40th anniversary In planning our 40th wedding anniversary celebration for August 25, 2018, we decided to source everything locally for our guests, from the venue to food and music. Thank you to our family and friends, Ladysmith merchants and their staﬀ who helped us to make our celebration a success. — Steve and Cathy Arnett Shop Local and Party On! Steve and Cathy Celebrated married for 40 years At a party together Family and friends From far and near People so very special In our lives journey Played a wonderful part Always and forever Embedded deep in our hearts Rogers, Lows, Crebas, Carrolls, Frechs,

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Yoemans, Merrimans,Fournier, Hollas, Jaswal, Melnicks too Batties in spirit and the little brothers All showed up at the do Hard pressed to find a more Fun loving and unique crew From individual one, to us, to all of you Out of love for one another Our extended family grew Matthew, Christopher, Chelsy, Shelby And cherished grandbaby Sophie too Party at Ladysmith Marina Society dock Festooned from the Dollar Store Coloured streamers, hanging lamps and more Anything you need in stock Neck of the Woods wineglasses PharmaSave cards For a single person or the masses Gifts and sundries by the yard Dined on delicious salads And scrumptious cake Creations from Kate and Jeff ’s bakeries That they did make Main course BBQ chicken From 49th Grocery kitchen Exquisite Bouma’s ham and steak Neighbour’s fresh caught salmon Our fine honed appetites did sate

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Meal accompanied by Savoury Riot brewed beer And Island made wine Superb refreshment that’s no lie Some danced, others chatted Special night away While sweet Gaelic ballads Terry Boyle did play Accompanied by belly laughter of those Indulged in wee drams of BCLQ scotch Mist of Irish whisky Some gathered had chose Cards read sentiments felt Words of caring our hearts did melt

Jill Webb in Machu Pichu with her TAKE 5! Jill Webb and Diane Atherton where visiting the imposing peak.

From those we Love And who love us back Then oﬀ to bed Hit the sack Sweet memories and dreams Of our 40th wedding anniversary There was no lack - Steve Arnett Letters to the Editor may be edited for space, clarity or legality and do not necessarily represent the opinions of TAKE 5 and its aﬃliates. Send by Fax: 250245-7099, PO Box 59, Ladysmith, BC

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Fitness Trail at Forrest Field BY GERRY BELTGENS Rotary, Lions, Kinsmen and the Eagles have teamed up with Mid-Isle Soccer Club to hold an Oktoberfest fundraiser for an approximately one kilometre running and exercise trail around the perimeter of Forrest Field and the rest of Lot 108. This will define the boundaries of the land available for park development, as well as provide a new free fitness area for residents and visitors. This will also be the beginning of a long-term plan to finish the Forrest Field Sports Park. The Lion’s Club suggested holding an Oktoberfest Fundraiser on October 20 as a way to create community awareness and involvement in the project. The event will be at the Aggie Hall on the corner of 1st Avenue and Symonds Street. Time is 7 p.m. to 10 p.m. Music

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by Fred Izon and Family. Riot Brewing is providing the beer for the beer garden. Admission ticket of $25 per person includes one beverage, sauerkraut, bratwurst and chips, as well as a chance at a prize for the best Bavarian costume. Rides Home will be available by donation. Attendees must be of legal drinking age. This project was initiated when the Mid-Isle Soccer Club approached the Rotary Club of Ladysmith with a plan to develop a new practice pitch and upgrades to the existing facilities. Upon reviewing the club’s plans and the existing Town-approved plans for Lot 108, the Rotary Club began meetings with the Town and invited the Stz’uminus First Nation, Lions, Kinsmen and Eagles to participate, as the potential improvements were beyond the scope of one organization. Having worked with the Kinsmen on the Transfer Beach playground, the Rotary Club recognized that this was an opportunity to bring together more of the people who provide the backbone of so many Ladysmith improvements. Never before have the Service Clubs of Ladysmith, Town of

Ladysmith and Stz’uminus First Nation sat around a table and planned a project together. Ladysmith Oktoberfest is going to be a party and only 350 tickets are available, so get yours soon. Tickets are available at the Ladysmith 49th Parallel Grocery or through Lions, Kinsmen, Rotary, Eagles and Mid-Isle Soccer.

Cedar’s Homeless Camp Concerns have been growing over a “homeless camp” located on the old San Salvador resort on the Nanaimo River. “We understand that the province has served the “campers” with removal orders however we don’t have any further information at this time. RDN staﬀ will make contact with the Ministry of Transport and Infrastructure (MOTI) to ascertain their next steps,” according to RDN Area A Director Alec McPherson. The property is owned by MOTI, who is getting legal opinions on how to proceed. This is not the only ‘homeless’ camp that has been setup within RDN Area “A” this year, said Alec. A similar one sprung up on Hill Road in South Wellington in late May. There were about

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30 to 40 people with tents, motorhomes and other shelters. Along with the camp came reports of thefts and vandalism on properties extending more than one kilometre from camp. In late June, a coordinated effort involving MOTI, RCMP, RDN, Social Services and a surveyor removed the encampment in a six hour period. The RDN has no authority to remove the encampment despite incidents of threats, nets strung across the river, garbage, excrement and a host of other ills. McPherson is receiving complaints daily. The complaints are forwarded to the RDN Bylaw Enforcement staff who are coordinating action with MOTI and RCMP staff. This situation is frustrating to everyone, said McPherson, whether directly or otherwise involved and it would be helpful if the Province could act more promptly before these camps gain a mass that is more problematic.

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Salmon Dinner Once again Ron Maddin is hosting the ever popular People of the Gap salmon dinner. This year the delicious event is on Oct. 13 at the Aggie Hall in Ladysmith. Doors open at 5pm with dinner being served at 5:30pm. Tickets are being sold by donation, at the door on a

first come first serve basis. All proceeds are going to assist the LDHS Industrial Heritage Preservation Group. So plan to attend this fun community event early. There will be live music, a Ladysmith Heritage slide show and the Ladysmith firefighters will be honoured as well as “Gap Rat” regular Buster Ouellette. If you would like to help out with this great fund-raising evening please contact Ron Maddin at 250-616-9450.

Perfect Pitch! Hodgins Takes Championships

Salmon Dinner by donation to a great cause. Photo: Shirley Blackstaff

A number of the Ladysmith Horseshoe Club members showed up on September 6, 2018, wearing their green club shirts to celebrate Lindsay Hodgins’ dual wins of the Canadian and British Columbia Ladies Horseshoe Pitching Championships. At the Canadian Championships, Ladysmith Horseshoe pitch member Lind-

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Front row L to R: Dan Marble, Lindsay Hodgins, Rolen Loiselle, Marko Sertic, Cheryle Sosnowski; Back row L to R: Vince Herkel, Lou Busch, Obie Gaudet, Duanne Andrews.

say Hodgins’ ringer per cent was 76.24, and at the B.C. Championships, Lindsay was presented with a special certiﬁcate awarding her with the highest ringer per cent tournament game in B.C. for 2018 of 95 — one ringer shy of a perfect game, which she threw in a tournament right here in Ladysmith on the July 1, 2018, weekend. Rolen Loiselle, age 85, placed third in the Canadian Elders C Division and second in the B.C. Championships Elders C Division, to take in both tournaments. Rolen drove over 5000 kilometres with his truck and camper to participate.

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Ava Davidson with Artist Marilyn Swallow at the Cancer Wall, Ladysmith & District Credit Union. Photo submitted.

The Ladysmith Horseshoe Club gets together Tuesday and Thursday afternoons from 1 p.m. to 3 p.m., at their Transfer Beach horseshoe pitch, weather permitting. New members are always welcome.

Cancer Wall Fundraiser Krista Aurala wants everyone to know that the Cancer Wall of Heroes at the Ladysmith & District Credit Union parking lot is up and running again. This is an ongoing fundraiser for Tour De Rock, Cops For Cancer. “We have a new local artist, Marilyn Swallow, that will be doing some touch ups and writing the names on the wall,” says

Aurala. “There are around 70 spots left. The paint has been donated by Shannon Starrie.” The Ladysmith & District Credit Union is accepting donations. A minimum of $50 to put a name on the Wall of Heroes. Tax receipts will be available for donations. The Wall was the vision of Kim Judson, says Aurala. The idea is to symbolize the vastness of so many people battling this disease and the hope that springs up from their courage. The bike leaning up against the wall with no rider symbolizes that perhaps one day, there will no longer be the need for the ride because the battle will have been won. “The wall was never meant to be a memorial wall, as there are survivors and caregivers listed on there,” explains Aurala.

Nanaimo Museum New General Manager The Nanaimo and District Museum Society Board of Directors is pleased to announce the appointment of new General Manager, Sophia Maher. Sophia has moved with her family back to Nanaimo from Edmonton where she served as the Managing Director of Visitor Experiences at Fort Edmonton Park, one of Canada’s largest living history museums, and most recently held the position of Director of Guest Service and Security at Rogers Place. The appointment follows the retirement of Debbie Trueman, who has managed the museum since 1989. The Board of Directors would like to thank the outgoing General Manager for her many years of leadership. For more information, visit www. nanaimomuseum.ca or call 250-753-1821.

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Vote! Candidates in your area On October 20 we will select the local people we want to represent us for the next four years. We contacted each of the candidates running for Ladysmith Council, RDN Area A, CVRD Area G and H to oﬀer them the opportunity to respond (in 100 words or less) to one question. The question we choose was: If there was only one thing that you could accomplish during your term in oﬃce, what would that be? For information on school trustees, and more on your local candidates, including bios, photos and more information please visit take5.ca or facebook: Take 5 Print & online media.

Ladysmith Council Ladysmith Mayor Aaron Stone will be serving another four years as Mayor by acclamation. Steve Arnett: Continue to work hard toward the dream of ‘Ownership and Control of our Watershed’ reﬂecting the UBCM resolution I introduced to the ﬂoor in 2011 in order to preserve and protect that resource for our grandchildren and their grandchildren. Water is Life. B129 CONTROL OF WATERSHEDS Ladysmith. THEREFORE BE IT RESOLVED that UBCM request the provincial government to develop a funding program that facilitates local government acquisition of both the watershed and adjacent land for those local governments with water systems on pri-

vately owned land. Endorsed. I oﬀer caring, common sense, competence, commitment, collaboration. Joe Friesenhan: Although there are many issues that the next Council will have to deal with, if I could accomplish only one in the next term, it would have to be ensuring that we have a safe and adequate water supply. The new treatment plant construction will be completed, and we will need to try to obtain funding for raising of the Holland Lake Dam to ensure an adequate supply for present and future residents. We also need to upgrade our supply lines to ensure they are adequate and safe. Amanda Jacobson: Thoughtful, responsible and sustainable progress to keep Ladysmith a safe, family- and business-friendly place to call home. I would like to see this happen through positive and clear engagement and dialogue with residents, other levels of government and current and potential stakeholders. Rob Johnson: I would work to change the culture of past Councils of conducting so much business behind closed

doors. I find it unacceptable to see that Council has been spending over 60 per cent of its time in secret meetings. Council has the right and often the need to be secretive, but on a limited number of provisions under the Community Charter that the Municipality works under. Unfortunately, there is a possibility to abuse these provisions. I want to find out if everything is being conducted in the best interest of our citizens and to ensure as much Town business as possible is conducted in public. Tricia McKay: One thing I want to accomplish during my term on Council is to address our growing taxation. There are many initiatives I hope to work on from ensuring we have adequate water storage to supply water for our growing community, recreation, affordable housing, the waterfront development and roads. But we need to find ways to make this affordable for the taxpayer. I will work to continue finding ways to create partnerships and seek grants to lessen the burden on the taxpayer. I believe we can expand our tax base so families can better afford home ownership and the town can continue to thrive. Duck Patterson: As a single member of Ladysmith Council, if elected, I don’t see myself accomplishing as an independent but working as a team in the interests of Ladysmith. I would hope to see projects happening on the waterfront in partnership with Stz’uminus First Nation, as well as other levels of government and business. The economics will benefit ALL the residents and make Ladysmith a hub of clean economics on Vancouver Island. The arts and heritage direction will bring more benefit and spin off, and the expanded marina will

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attract tourists with spending money. It will be something our community will be very proud of! Malcolm Stanfred Sacht: I would hope that I would accomplish more than one item in the four years, but if I had to choose just one, then it would be to help bring in more liveable waged jobs to our community. I grew up here and am choosing to raise my family here, so I’m very invested in this community. It’s a great town, but we need to keep our people here by encouraging the right kind of businesses to invest in our town. Too often I have seen young people leave in search of work elsewhere. Marsh Stevens: Now that the water treatment plant is funded and underway, work on increasing supply will move ahead. The engineering report(s) are in hand. In November, a Request for Proposals will go out for a Holland Lake Dam Increase Feasibility Study. Council has set a $3.4 million contribution and directed staﬀ to seek $9.4 million more in funding. Imagine knowing the water supply was sustainable. Imagine the ac-

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curacy of the planning that could be performed with that knowledge. Analytical and critical thinking skills are what I could bring to the Council that makes this happen. Jeff Virtanen: Ushering through progressive ideas while being financially responsible. I feel people are working harder than ever to make ends meet. I don’t think we can ask Ladysmithians for more until we can prove we are spending our tax dollars wisely. That being said, I understand costs are constantly increasing, and we need to fund certain things now so we can leave the town to our children in the same good shape our parents/grandparents left it in. It’s a fine balancing act, but it can be done. It must be done. The residents of our town deserve nothing less.

RDN Area A Sharron Thomson: My goal is to increase the level of community engagement and community collaboration. I grew up in this community and remember when there was more involvement with all the parents, school children and

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teenagers — all the young families. The community came together to develop our volunteer ﬁre departments, our water system, to improve our schools and to provide activities for our teens. We were all involved, Cedar, South Wellington, Cassidy and Yellow Point. We need the ideas and input of all the residents of all ages to grow these communities the way we want them to be. Keith Wilson: If I were to accomplish only one thing during my term in oﬃce, it would be to bring the neighbourhoods of Electoral Area “A” together so that they thought of themselves as being a single community that is spread over a large area. There is a need for several improvements to service in some parts of the area, but those areas don’t have enough people to make a strong voice at the regional table. However, if the entire electoral area were to speak with one voice, I think we could accomplish a lot going forward.

CVRD Area H Bill Carter: I’d like to see an ongoing community discussion around items

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that could impact our rural lifestyle, such as developments that may affect drinking water, neighbourhood traffic flows, wildlife corridors, agricultural interests, public access to the waterfront and destruction of wetlands — to name a few concerns. In short, a shift from unilateral to a more inclusive voice for the people.

ment. It has been my goal to see that the fire hall renovations were completed — a promise that I made to the fire department. I want to see that promise through and give the department a wonderful place to call home away from home. We have all worked hard to make sure this becomes a reality and will not stop until it is finished.

Mary Marcotte: From the very beginning, I have been a strong supporter of the North Oyster Volunteer Fire Depart-

Murray McNab: Area H residents have the right to information about developments in their community, such as construction of the new fire hall and the acquisition of Bute Island as a regional park. I would improve communications with Area H taxpayers by reviving the fire, parks and advisory planning commissions. The fire commission could be vital in organizing resources for a large scale disaster, such as an earthquake or wildfire. An active parks commission keeps the community involved in our unique parks. The advisory planning commission should take a broader role in land development issues, particularly with regard to water resources.

CVRD Area G Sean Jonas: Give the vision for the future of Saltair and Area G back to the people of Saltair. In the years that I have been actively volunteering in the Cowichan Valley (since about 2006), I have witnessed what works in creating inclusive community visions and what doesn’t. The community charrette process that was recently accomplished for the Cowichan Bay Waterfront is a tribute to what a community can accomplish when it comes together. In Saltair, we need to look at doing the same process on a smaller scale, but with equal community involvement. In four years, I

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want to see everyone enjoying the places we commune, in unity. Lynn Smith: It would be to establish the highest possible standard of community engagement. Elected oﬃcials must be transparent, consultative, engaging, informative and accountable. If I am elected Area G Director, there will be more community meetings, information and news. I will want to know what the communities in Area G are concerned about and know what they think before I adopt a position on any proposal. I will also want to know they are informed. I don’t think electors should have to go looking for information about issues and proposals. Information should be delivered accurately and completely before consultations take place. Rod Smith: I have spent the last 38 years bringing people together in partnership for positive change. The potential for the Area G community is tremendous. If we can come together in a shared vision, we can be a positive force in the Region while preserving the unique character of our community. The new Saltair Centre has the potential to help unite the community. The love that the dedicated volunteers have poured into this facility is a testament to what we can accomplish when we work together. I believe in the power of partnerships. Together we can address the issues we face now and in the future. Lia Versaevel: Over my term as director, I plan to make the opportunity to listen to the voice of every resident in Area G and represent that voice on committees and at the Board. The role of director is to bring communities together, to

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work diligently towards cohesion and comprehension, bringing out the facts and dispelling the myths and rumours. If I can achieve one thing, it will be to put an end to the discontent currently tearing communities apart. As a conďŹ&#x201A;ict resolution expert, I know this is an attainable objective. Community engagement will be the result.

Election Referendums In addition to general voting in upcoming local government elections, eligible electors of all nine Electoral Areas of the CVRD, and its four member municipalities, (City of Duncan, District of North Cowichan, Town of Lake Cowichan & Town of Ladysmith), will be provided opportunity to vote in Regional Assent Voting (Referenda). Assent Voting will be conducted alongside advance and general voting on Wednesday, October 10, Tuesday, October 16 and Saturday, October 20. Please note: the Town of Ladysmithâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s second day of Advance Voting is Wednesday, October 17 rather than the 16th. Eligible electors will be asked two Referendum Questions, (Bylaw Noâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s: 4228 & 4229) to establish two regional services: the Cowichan Housing Association Annual Financial Contribution Service; and the Drinking Water and Watershed Protection Service. â&#x20AC;&#x153;CVRD Bylaw No. 4201 â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Cowichan Housing Association Annual Financial Contribution Service Establishment Bylaw, 2018â&#x20AC;?, will allow the CVRD to annually requisition up to the greater of $765,000 or an amount equal to the amount that could be raised by a property value tax of $0.04584 per

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Community Hall, 2388 Cedar Road. Runs Fridays and Saturdays closing on Oct. 20th. Doors open at 7:00 p.m. Show starts at 7:30 p.m. An extra matinee performance will be held Saturday, Oct. 20th with doors at 1:30 p.m. and show at 2:00 p.m. Tickets are $20.00. Reservations can be made at 250-722-2459, also available at the door. Cash or cheque only.

The Gentleman Clothier Ladysmith Little Theatre presents The Gentleman Clothier by Norm Foster, directed by Sherri Wade. Norman Davenport feels he was born in the wrong century. As he opens a brand new clothing store, disappointed because he feels forced to cater to more current tastes, he makes a wish that changes his life and the lives of his two loyal employees — forever. The play runs September 27 to October 14, 2018. Please note the new earlier show times. Shows are at 7:30 p.m. on September 27, 28 and 29 and October 4, 5, 6, 11, 12 and 13. Matinees are at 2 p.m. on September 30 and October 7 and 14. Tickets are $25; members or groups of 10 or more, $20. Group bookings can be made through the box oﬃce (4985 Christie Rd.; 250-924-0658).

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Dance exhibit

Alisha Sparrow (played by Lorna McLellan) and Norman Davenport (played by Bruce Ormond) discuss the details of a suit she’s ordering for her husband. Photo: Mike Dietrich

New for October at the Ladysmith Waterfront Art Gallery is “Dance”. This is a performing art form which consists of selected sequences of human movement. This movement has aesthetic and symbolistic value which has been passed down from one generation to the next. Not only human, these movements have been performed by animals, birds and ﬁsh as part of elaborate mating rituals. Come out and see the artists’ interpretation of DANCE. The open gala is October 6 at 7pm with guest speaker Nikki McCallum from Nikki Designs. The show runs from Oct. 5 – 19/18.

LLT Improvisation Group

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Ladysmith Little Theatre is starting its own improv group. They will meet on the ﬁrst and third Friday of each month at 7 p.m. at Ladysmith Little Theatre (4985 Christie Rd.). There is a venue change on October 5, 19 and December 7 to the Diamond Hall (4962 Christie Rd.; before theatre on left side).

The Ladysmith Waterfront gallery invites you to join them for an exhibition of recent works by HB Barry Strasbourg-Thompson and Nick Meijer Drees. Also featured in this show is Heidi Summer, Laurelee Poapst and Trudy Reynen. The opening gala is Sunday Oct. 21 from 1-4pm. With the show running from Sat. Oct. 20 – Sun. Oct. 21 1-4pm.

The Green Room comedy opens The greatest tragedy ever written becomes an epic comedy in “The Green Room” presented by Yellow Point Drama Group from October 5th-20th. Marital dysfunction, a legendary curse, and a yappy Chihuahua are all on display as a company of actors try to make it through their ﬁnal performance of “MacBeth” against all odds. Produced by Eleanor Thompson and Armando Dosantos Written and directed by Brian March Starring: Maureen Cusack, Erik Tully, Larissa Coser, Devon Cathers, Kathleen Ramsay, Gordon McInnis, Rob Merchant, Moira Fox and Barbara Metcalf Opens Friday, Oct. 5th at Cedar

Lion Bear Fox shine on Island Shine. It’s a word used to describe reﬂections oﬀ surfaces or energy emulating from natural wonders like stars, the ocean, the sun or the moon. Shine is also

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something humans can do, but we often forget or never learn how. Vancouver Islandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Lion Bear Fox is bringing The Shine Tour, Coast to Coast to Vancouver Island. Christopher Arruda (Lion), Cory Woodward (Bear) and Ryan McMahon (Fox) of Ladysmith have been playing together since 2012 when Lion Bear Fox was formed. Their lyrics peel back the layers of human existence. What is revealed is a raw truth that takes us on a journey to the other side of lifeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s most challenging times. Whether it be self-judgment, abuse, addiction or mental illness, their music shows us that there is still an opportunity to shine. The Shine Tour hits the Cowichan Theatre on October 4, and Port Theatre on October 5. For tickets and to learn more about Lion Bear Fox, visit www.thelionthebearthefox.com or https:// www.facebook.com/lionbearfoxband/

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Chemainus 55+ Activity Centre, 9824 Willow St., Chemainus, 250-246-2111

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6, 7pm, Opening Gala for “Dance,” guest speaker Nikki McCallum, Ladysmith Waterfront Art Gallery, 610 Oyster Bay Dr., Ladysmith, 250-245-1252

1–6, various times, “Glorious,” Chemainus Theatre Festival, 9737 Chemainus Rd., Chemainus, V0R 1K0, 250-246-9820 1–14, various times, “The Gentleman Clothier,” Ladysmith Little Theatre, 4985 Christie Rd., Ladysmith, 250-924-0658 1, 7pm, Paint Nite, Riot Brewing Co., 3055 Oak St., Chemainus, 250-324-7468 2, 7pm, Town of Ladysmith Council meeting, City Hall, 410 Esplanade Ave., 250-245-6400 4, 7:30pm, Lion Bear Fox, Cowichan Performing Arts Centre, 2687 James St., Duncan, 250-7487529 5, 9pm, Karaoke, The Sportsman Pub 640 1st Ave. 250-245-8033 4, 9pm–midnight, Karaoke Night, Riot Brewing Co., 3055 Oak St., Chemainus, 250-324-7468 5–7, 10am, McNab’s Corn Maze open for family fun, 4613 Yellow Point Rd., Ladysmith, 250-2450666

14, 4pm, “Second Sundays at First,” Ladysmith First United sanctuary, 232 High St., Ladysmith

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14, 7:30pm, Dancers of Damelahamid, Cowichan Performing Arts Centre, 2687 James St., Duncan, 250-748-7529

9, 7pm–10pm, Ruby Tuesday, a circle jam, Riot Brewing Co., 3055 Oak St., Chemainus, 250324-7468 10, 7pm–9pm (doors 6:30pm), 2018 Municipal Elections All Candidates Forum, Aggie Hall, 1110 First Ave., Ladysmith 11, 5pm, 6rd Annual Oktoberfest Burger and Beverage fundraiser, hosted by the Nanaimo Community Kitchen Society, The Queen’s, 34 Victoria Cres., Nanaimo, 250-753-7470

15, 7pm, Fringe Flicks presents “Three Identical Strangers,” Avalon Cinema, Woodgrove Mall, 6631 N Island Hwy, Nanaimo, 250-754-7587

12, 7pm, The Deaf Aids, Riot Brewing Co., 3055 Oak St., Chemainus, 250-324-7468

15, 7pm–9pm, Island Stitchery Group Meeting, Christ Community Church, 2221 Bowen Rd., Nanaimo

13, 9pm, Sons of Guns, The Sportsman Pub 640 1st Ave. 250-245-8033

6, 9am–10:30am, $5 Pancake Breakfast,

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15, 7pm, Town of Ladysmith Council meeting, City Hall, 410 Esplanade Ave., 250-245-6400

5–19, 11am–4pm, “Dance,” Ladysmith Waterfront Art Gallery, 610 Oyster Bay Dr., Ladysmith, 250-245-1252

6, 2-6pm, Two Man Wheaty Band, Wheatsheaf Pub 866 Cedar Rd. 250-722-3141

14, 1pm, 4pm & 7pm, Fringe Flicks presents “Three Identical Strangers,” Avalon Cinema, Woodgrove Mall, 6631 N Island Hwy, Nanaimo, 250-754-7587

12–14, 10am, McNab’s Corn Maze open for family fun, 4613 Yellow Point Rd., 250-245-0666

12-13, 7pm, Yellow Point Drama Group presents The Green Room, Cedar Community Hall 2388 Cedar Rd. 250-722-2459

5, 7pm, Improv Theatre Group, Ladysmith Little Theatre, 4985 Christy Rd., Ladysmith, 250-9240658

14, 3pm, Ian Parker Piano Variations, Port Theatre, 123 Front St., Nanaimo, 250-754-4611

7, 10am–2pm, Cedar Farmers’ Market, 2313 Yellow Point Rd., Nanaimo

5-6, 7pm, Yellow Point Drama Group presents The Green Room, Cedar Community Hall 2388 Cedar Rd. 250-722-2459

5, 7pm, Lion Bear Fox, The Port Theatre, 125 Front St., Nanaimo, 250-254-8550

14, 2pm–4pm, The Dave Stewart Septet’s Chick Corea Tribute, Pat’s House of Jazz, Osborne Bay Pub, 1534 Joan Ave., Crofton, 250-3242245

13, 5pm–8pm, Pot Luck Birthday Party, Chemainus 55+ Activity Centre, 9824 Willow St., Chemainus, 250-246-2111 13, 8:30pm, Fanfare, Riot Brewing Co., 3055 Oak St., Chemainus, 250-324-7468

17, 9:30am–11am, Blood Pressure clinic, Chemainus 55+ Activity Centre, 9824 Willow St., Chemainus, 250-246-2111 17, 11:30am–1pm, $6 Soup and Sandwich with entertainment, Chemainus 55+ Activity Centre, 9824 Willow St., Chemainus, 250-246-2111 18–19, 8:30am–4:30pm, Applied Suicide Intervention Skills Training Workshop, 1-877753-2495

13, 5pm, Salmon Dinner Fundraiser, Aggie Hall 1110 1st. Ave.

18, 7:30pm, “Nashville Hurricane,” Cowichan Performing Arts Centre, 2687 James St., Duncan, 250-748-7529

14, 10am–2pm, Cedar Farmers’ Market, 2313 Yellow Point Rd., Nanaimo

18, 9pm–midnight, Karaoke Night, Riot Brewing Co., 3055 Oak St., Chemainus, 250-324-7468

19, 9pm, Karaoke, The Sportsman Pub 640 1st Ave. 250-245-8033 19-20, 7pm, Yellow Point Drama Group presents “The Green Room”, Cedar Community Hall 2388 Cedar Rd. 250-722-2459 19–21, 10am, McNab’s Corn Maze open for family fun, 4613 Yellow Point Rd., Ladysmith, 250-245-0666 19, 7pm, Improv Theatre Group, Ladysmith Little Theatre, 4985 Christy Rd., Ladysmith, 250-924-0658 20, 10am–3pm, “Demo Day,” Jonanco Hobby Workshop, 2745 White Rapids Rd., Nanaimo. 20, 5-8pm, Fund Raiser for Marc LaJeunesse Memorial Bursary, The Sportsman Pub 640 1st Ave. 250-245-8033 20, 7pm–10pm, Oktoberfest, Ladysmith Community Fundraiser, Aggie Hall, 1110 1st Ave., Ladysmith 21, 10am–2pm, Cedar Farmers’ Market, 2313 Yellow Point Rd., Nanaimo 21, 2pm, Chemainus Classical Concerts: Pianist May Ling Kwok, St. Michael’s Church, 2858 Mill St., Chemainus, 250-748-8383

22 – 28 22, Paint Night, Wheatsheaf Pub 866 Cedar Rd. 250-722-3141 23, 7pm, Ladysmith Camera Club — “My Introduction to Street Photography,” with Brian Clemens, Hardwick Hall, High St. at 3rd Ave., Ladysmith 23, 7pm–10pm, Ruby Tuesday, a circle jam, Riot Brewing Co., 3055 Oak St., Chemainus, 250-324-7468 25–29, 9am–4pm, “Quilt Days,” Jonanco Hobby Workshop, 2745 White Rapids Rd., Nanaimo 25, 5pm–9pm, $25 Beer and Cut with Victory Barbers, fundraiser, Riot Brewing Co., 3055 Oak St., Chemainus, 250-324-7468 26–28, 10am, McNab’s Corn Maze open for family fun, 4613 Yellow Point Rd., Ladysmith, 250-245-0666 27, 8:30pm, the Grinning Barretts with special guests, Halloween attire encouraged, Riot Brewing Co., 3055 Oak St., Chemainus, 250-324-7468 27, 6pm, The Cranberry Arms presents Tim Nutt, 1604 Cedar Rd. 250-7223112 27, 8:30pm, Halloween Party w/ Trainwreck, The Cranberry Arms 1604 Cedar Rd. 250-722-3112 27, 9pm, Halloween Party w/Shot Gun, The Sportsman Pub 640 1st Ave. 250-245-8033 27, 8:30pm-12:30, Halloween Costume Party, Wheatsheaf Pub 866 Cedar Rd. 250-722-3141 28, 10am–2pm, Cedar Farmers’ Market, 2313 Yellow Point Rd., Nanaimo 28, 2pm, 4th Annual Young Entertainers & Artist Show, Chemainus 55+ Activity Centre, 9824 Willow St., Chemainus, 250-246-2111 28, 4:30pm, Ladysmith Newcomers Monthly Meeting, with a pork loin potluck dinner, upstairs at Royal Canadian Legion Hall, 621 1st Ave, Ladysmith, 924-8809 (Shanon)

29 – 31 30, 7pm–10pm, Glenn and Jetta’s Talent Tuesday Showcase, featuring Jason Irwin, Keyboard Chaos and Nick the Entertainer, Riot Brewing Co., 3055 Oak St., Chemainus, 250-324-7468 31, 5-9pm, Halloween Party, Fox & Hounds, 11 High St. 250-924-1747 31, Annual Halloween Party, Centennial Park, Saltair

Morden Colliery BY DALYS BARNEY The Morden Colliery Regional Trail runs through the Morden Colliery Historic Provincial Park and is maintained by the Regional District of Nanaimo. The park and trail are on the original site of the Morden Mine, a coal mining operation that was active periodically between 1912 and 1930. In 1908, the Pacific Coast Coal Mines Company was formed to prospect for coal, purchasing mineral rights from early South Wellington settlers. About two kilometres north of the South Wellington townsite, the PCCM operated the twin slopes of the Fiddick and Richardson Mines together as the South Wellington Colliery from 1908 to 1917. Boat Harbour opened as the company’s shipping point in 1909, with a rail line running from there to South Wellington. The Fiddick Slope of the South Wellington Colliery was the site of the terrible flooding disaster of 1915 when the abandoned Southfield Mine workings were accidentally broken into due to an

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for shipment. Unlike other mines in South Wellington, which had walk-in, slope entrances, Morden was accessed by a deep, vertical shaft. This required a massive 22.5-metre headframe for hoisting coal up from deep below. The headframe and tipple were built of reinforced concrete, a first in the district. Surface mining structures of the day, including Morden Mine Headframe and Tipple. Photo: FOMM the headframe of Morden’s secondary air error in scale on maps. The mine rapidly shaft, were typically flooded, killing 19 miners — a tragedy built of wood. The main shaft’s concrete that shook the community to its core. headframe is still standing tall at the site Ground at the company’s nearby today. Morden Mine site was broken in 1912. Despite the mine’s modern equipment This new mine, with PCCM’s Slopes and the company’s investments, Morden No. 3 and No. 4, didn’t operate fully never proved to be a very successful until after the Vancouver Island Minmine. By 1921, only one man was emers’ Strike ended in August 1914. The ployed as a watchman. In 1922, the mine company used its existing railway to was closed and flooded, and the PCCM transport Morden coal to Boat Harbour went into voluntary liquidation. In 1930, Morden was briefly reopened by the Canadian Coal and Iron Company, but this also proved to be unsuccessful, closing later that year. The Morden site was designated a provincial historic park in 1972, but for many years its story was not well told. In 1995, the RDN started to develop the trail, and since then several interpretative signs have been added, and a significant miners’ monument was erected in 2017. This cairn not only memorializes the three men who died at Morden, but also the estimated 1,000 miners who died in Vancouver Island coal mines.

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The impressive concrete headframe and tipple at Morden is a precious remnant of Vancouver Island’s coal mining past. The structure is one of only two of its type in North America (the other one is at the O’Gara No. 12 Mine in Muddy, Illinois). For many years, the site’s champions have been the Friends of Morden Mine group, which has advocated for a preservation plan for the degrading heritage structure. Despite many attempts, the society has not been able to convince any level of government to fund what would be a costly restoration project. It will be a signiﬁcant loss when the headframe comes crumbling down. An interpretation of the headframe was captured by local artist Patrick Belanger on Nanaimo’s Canada 150 celebration banners, which were hung at major intersections around Nanaimo. The head frame and its adjacent tipple have also been replicated at the other end of the Modern Colliery Regional Trail at Cedar Road, with smaller wooden versions standing in tribute at the trail head. Currently, the two parts of the trail are bisected by the Nanaimo River, but a bridge is expected to connect them in the future. It would be a great way to tie the neighbouring communities of Cedar and South Wellington together. The trail at Morden follows the old PCCM rail grade and is an easy walk through the natural forest. We came across a piece of rail next to the path. It’s easy to miss so keep your eyes peeled. My sons loved the two wooden bridges and easy access to a small pond, which was home to tadpoles in various stages of metamorphosis. The trail ends at the Nanaimo River, with a bench overlooking the great view. On the way back, we circled the Miners Loop Trail. In the trees not far away, the PCCM arch, with a crumbling 1913 date, is all that remains of what was a 60-foot smokestack of the boiler plant, which powered the mining operation. We only saw two other groups the entire time we were there, so it seems like Morden is a bit of a little known secret. You’ll deﬁnitely enjoy the walk, but the site’s history is also pretty interesting — go explore it for yourself! Follow Dalys at vanislehistoryexplorer.ca Facebook: @vanislehistoryexplorer Twitter: @LibraryDalys

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Fast times for road racing ace BY MARINA SACHT “I like to think that road racing motorcycles is not actually crazy” says Sean Durrell of Yellow Point Racing. For him it is a mental and physical experience based on training, skill and luck! For him success is “low lap times and a good place on the podium.” Sean, 49, started racing when he was 21, but it was lacklustre. “I had an older bike and I thought I was good but I wasn’t.” In 2013 he took it up again seriously. “It’s an expensive hobby but I knew wanted to spend part of my life doing it but had no success earlier. I ﬁgured the worst that could happen is that I would have a little fun.” Sean has won three championships in the last four years and is Westwood Motorcycle Club Formula Classic Heavyweight Champion for bikes over 600cc. Sean completed 26 races this year plus an Endurance race. The team, made up

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of Sean, Doug Kadlec, Dave Mamone, and Richard La Vert, is named for the combined ages of the racers, Team 208. His daughter Miranda Durrell, 25, was the pit leader. Along with the triumphs there are challenges. “A racing machine operating poorly, having to buy expensive slick racing tires or the crashes that come when pushing braking and cornering limits...some crashes are slides and all is well. Some crashes are ‘high sides’ which scare you to heck.” And racing is also expensive. “I sleep in the van. I pack food to save money.” Sean thanks his sponsors for supporting Yellow Point Racing: E&S Heating & Air Conditioning, EMCO Nanaimo, Bloys Dekker Motorcycle Repair, and Structured Cable Systems. Life has a way of throwing a curve ball, something that Sean knows of ﬁrst hand. Several years ago, he was stricken with an infection that started in his leg and entered his brain. He couldn’t speak, his weight plummeted from over 215 lbs to 140 lbs. He was hospitalized and his specialist told him there was

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a good chance he would die. When he came back to the race track in 2016, he got a standing ovation from all the members. “I would like to see people put more time into their passion. I don’t care what you love to do for a hobby, go do it. Don’t wait until you retire to build that kayak. Do it now, do it with your kids, do it because your life will be better.” Today, Sean stays at about 200 lbs. His wife Diane is vegan and keeps a close eye on his nutrition. She’s “hugely supportive” of his sport despite the risks. His daughter is considering taking up racing herself, enjoying the friendships that are forged on the track with positive-minded people. That is not to say that there is not a price to be paid. Through the years Sean has broken “10 to 15 bones...but it doesn’t count if it’s ﬁngers and ribs,” he adds. Pushing 50, some people wonder if he’s too old to race. “I say if you say your too old to do it you already gave up.” As somebody said to him once “You only get one lap in life. You might

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Motorcycle racer Sean Durrell (red bike) keeps his eye on the prize. Photo submitted.

as will make it a fast one.â&#x20AC;? Sean is waiting impatiently for his new motorcycle and planning his next season. He is doing what he loves best.

Local sailor’s new book captures adventures in Galapagos and Panama Cedar resident, Bluewater sailor, adventurer and author Andrew W. Gunson has just released his latest title, Slow Boat to Panama: Mexico to the Galapagos and Panama, the fourth book in Gunson’s “Naked Canadian” cruising series, chronicling his latest deep sea voyage sailing on the 53-foot ketch Maiatla II. Andrew and his eager crew depart Chi-

Andrew and Janet Gunson’s 53-foot ketch Maiatla II, the inspiration for his sailing book series.

apas, Mexico, on the Pacific coast, determined to cross the 1000 miles of open ocean that lay between them and the legendary Galápagos archipelago, which straddles the equator some 660 miles off the coast of Ecuador. Despite months of meticulous planning and preparation, from the onset, the crew is plagued with light winds and then a series of mechanical breakdowns, culminating in the loss of their navigational computer and the failure of the vessel’s main engine. Powerless, with the nearest land being over 500 miles away, the captain and crew struggle against strong equatorial currents determined to sweep the vessel past their intended destination and out into the vastness of the great Pacific Ocean. As they approached the outer reaches of the Galápagos Islands, a series of vicious gales and lightning storms materialize and seemingly conspire with the currents, threatening to drive the stricken vessel ashore, to shipwreck the Maiatla and her crew upon a desolate volcanic isle ruled by marine iguanas and lumbering tortoises. Undeterred, the crew battles on until the Maiatla drops anchor in the protected waters of Puerto Baquarizo on San Cristóbal Island, Galápagos, just in time for Christmas celebrations. With visitors permit in hand, Andrew and Janet Gunson, along with a cast of crew, would spend the following three months exploring and island hopping throughout Galápagos. Join the Gunsons and crew as they ride horses up an active volcano, tour the hinterlands of one of the world’s great tropical islands, Isla Isabela, repel hundreds of metres down an ancient Magma tube, wander with giant freeroaming tortoises, swim with marine iguanas, sea turtles, sting rays, hammer-

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head sharks, playful sea lions and precocious Antarctic penguins, and take a mid ocean skinny-dip hundreds of miles from land. There is never a dull moment for the crew of the Maiatla as they attempt to complete the ﬁnal leg of a fouryear journey from Vancouver, Canada, to the gateway of the Caribbean Sea, the Panama Canal. Slow Boat to Panamá: México to the Galápagos Islands and Panamá along with Gunson’s other titles Voyage of the Maiatla with the Naked Canadian and The Tahiti Syndrome Hawaiian Style is available in hard copy or eBook version from Amazon.ca. and at local retailers Salamander Books, The Harbour Chandler, and the Coco café. For more stories, photos and video visit theri blog at https:// thenakedcanadian.wordpress. com

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Mobility!

Welcome to our series on mobility. Here are some of the products and services available in our community that will make life easier as you struggle with the challange of being mobile when you have been injured or are ill. UPS and DOWNS Renovations To turn what was unworkable into something that’s both functional and appealing is the crowning achievement of any renovation. But no project is more gratifying than one that enhances mobility, whether it’s simply installing handrails or grips in a bathroom or extensively renovating a property to provide greater accessibility. The result is a profound improvement in the quality of a client’s life, be they young or old. Before moving here, I built ramps and other access projects for the L’Arche organization. One of my ﬁrst projects after moving to Ladysmith was a

wheelchair ramp (thank you to Doug McNeil at Pride Home Improvements for the recommendation), followed by a wheelchair-accessible bathroom. I look forward to helping people remain in the homes they love for as long as they possibly can. Steve Guest is the owner and renovations expert of UPS and DOWNS Renovations.

Grants & Tax Credits Here are a couple of sources with valuable information to check out for available grants and tax credits: • The annual Home Adaptations for Independence (HAFI) funding allocation has been exhausted pending funding announcements in the new budget year starting April 2019 (www.bchousing.org/housing-assistance). • The Home Renovation Tax Credit for Seniors and Persons with Disabilities assists eligible individuals 65 and over and persons with disabilities, with the cost of certain permanent home renovations to improve accessibility or be more functional or mobile at home (https:// www2.gov.bc.ca).

The human cannonball When it comes to world class inventions — inventions that really make you go, “Wow! Why didn’t I think of that?” — Canada punches above her weight class, which, thanks to the invention of poutine, is no longer light. No, I’m not talking about instant mashed potatoes, nor do I speak about basketball, another Canadian triumph. I speak instead about our unsung hero, the human cannonball. (Moment of stunned silence from those who spend absolutely no time trolling the Internet for nonsense.) “The what?” they ask. Let Wikipedia explain: The human cannonball act is a performance in which a person who acts as the cannon-

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ball is ejected from a specially-designed cannon. The human cannonball, more a projectile really, lands on a horizontal net, placed according to the laws of physics, specifically those laws dealing with the forces of gravity and why human beings don’t make good birds. (Poor whistlers, too much poutine.) This contraption was invented by a Canadian, William Leonard Hunt, aka, the Great Farini, who some regard as the most fascinating Canadian (with apologies to Don Cherry). The cannon is no joke. It’s barrel alone is 25-feet long, which is even longer than Donald Trump’s red tie, and will shoot a human being, albeit a dumb one, 75 feet in the air and as far as 200 feet away, hopefully in the direction of the net. The basic idea is simple. Load either a firstborn son, or equally stupid cousin Joey, into the cannon, count from ten backwards and pull the trigger. But not before outfitting the cannonball with a smart-looking Evel Knievel outfit: white leather with tassels. Lots of tassels. Once airborne, Joey assumes the Superman position, arms forward, tummy sucked in, hopefully in control of his bladder,

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the emptying of which is a fairly standard response to finding yourself travelling at 75 mph, in a South Easterly direction, 70 feet in the air, no parachute, with nothing but a madly flapping pair of ears to rely on. “Look,” a spectator says. “Up in the sky. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. Hold on. It’s cousin Joey.” By this time, Joey spots the net, lowers his flaps and, with fingers crossed, prepares for a landing, the whole time wishing he’d taken that job at the bowling alley instead. Those of you considering cannonballing as a hobby, or a career, either for yourself or your teenage son who keeps destroying the family car because that’s what teenagers do, should be aware that the job not only takes a strong bladder, but that picking up members of the opposite sex while wearing a tight-fitting white leather suit – think fat Elvis – isn’t as easy as it once was. Also the job requires a lot of travel — not just back and forth to Alfred, your psychiatrist, the man with the sailor’s beard, plaid wool shirt and corduroy trousers, who keeps stuffing your nose into the question, “What part of the

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word splat don’t you understand?” but travel to every small town in North America with names like Nowhere, Oklahoma, or Beaverlick, Kentucky, towns where you get to admire their fairgrounds from 70 feet up. It is in these small towns that you will be shot over fountains, bridges, statues of the dead mayor, but hopefully not into the side of a large building. But if the truth were known, as much as these people like death-defying acts, nothing puts a smile on your face like a good car accident. According to Wikipedia, and when it comes to invaluable information like this, who ya going to call? (Correct answer: Not your wife who just woke up.) The first human cannonball, launched in 1877 at the Royal Aquarium in London, was a 14-year-old girl called Zazel, whose real name was Matilda. She was launched by a spring-style cannon invented by Hunt, the Canadian. How he talked her into it was never divulged, but when it comes to pickup lines, “How would you like to be the world’s first human cannonball?” is a winner. Unfortunately, Zazel had chosen a dangerous career, and it was short lived. Out of the mere 100 who have ticked the cannonball occupation box (just look under crash test dummy), 30 have lost their life. “It’s the landings,” says Wikipedia. Hard to argue with that. Zazel’s unfortunate crash left Hunt, aka, the Great Farini, without ammo. He was seen later that day at the high school smoke pit — the place to find risk takers — looking for light, slender, aerodynamic, but not particularly clever, individuals who don’t mind dressing up as fat Elvis. Like many circus acts, human cannonballing has it’s royal family. That would be the Smiths, current family leader, Dave “the Bullet” Smith Jr., holder of five Guinness World Records for height, distance, number of flights, looking good in a fat Elvis suit, and quite possibly for surviving the most in air encounters with seagulls. Interestingly, all of Dave Jr.’s seven children have been shot out of cannons. Four of them have chosen the activity as a career. You’d think that alone would have got Dave arrested, reckless endangerment of offspring, something like that, but apparently not. If, for example, your child came home and told you he wanted a motorcycle, you’d try to talk that child out of it, threatening him with instant mashed potatoes every night for dinner unless he smartens up. Worst case scenario, if that child had something even more risky in mind, say riding that motorcycle over a tight rope stretched across Niagara Falls, you would definitely have that child locked up until the urge passed, not that the desire to have a motorcycle ever does. You wouldn’t, for example say, “Don’t forget to put cream on your nose,” wish him luck, and then it’s off to bingo. Now for the question all you human cannonballers out there want answered: Dear Slightly Corked, I’m up next to be shot out of the cannon and would like a little liquid courage. I like red, and my budget is $13, as I’m still making payments to the SPCA for damaging that seagull. What would you recommend? - Fat Elvis Dear Elvis, Lobetia, from Spain. Follow Delbert at Slightlycorkedandmore.wordpress.com or pick up his book Slightly Corked available at the Mahle House.

Growing for the Food Bank I ﬁrst met Bill Tilland when I donated some plants to the Kiwi Cove Community Garden in May. Bill invited me to visit the garden, and I was very impressed when I discovered that it was a wonderful collaboration. The garden was used privately by the Kiwi Cove Lodge (at the north end of Ladysmith harbour) until 2006 when several groups with mutual interests got together — the Ladysmith Resources Centre, Community Link and the Food Action Committee. The use of the garden plot was oﬀered

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Volunteer and Bill Tilland at Kiwi Cove Community Garden

by Doug and Peggy, the Lodge proprietors, for the purpose of growing food for the Ladysmith Food Bank. Bill’s involvement with the garden began as a volunteer six years ago. Last year, he was one of two “co-coordinators,” but the other coordinator’s poor health meant Bill assuming the role of project leader this year, as he was willing to put in the most hours and had the most institutional knowledge within the group. Decisions are by consensus, usually volunteers with the most gardening experience providing the most input. As with almost any volunteer organization, ﬁnding and keeping volunteers can be a challenge. The garden is registered with the Ladysmith Resources Centre volunteer database. They look for volunteers who are available two mornings a week, as the garden has one crew working on Mondays and another on Wednesdays. The volunteer base is composed mainly of retirees, and there is an excellent group of volunteers this year. Bill always hopes that word of mouth will encourage more volunteers to step up to join. For years, the garden has received plant donations from Dinter Nursery. Several years ago, they received a donation of seeds from West Coast Seeds, which they are still using. This year, Bill became a little bolder and solicited donations from Kleijn’s Nursery, SharKare in Ladysmith and the 49th Parallel Garden Shop. They also received a grant from the Ladysmith Health Care Auxiliary, which was used to buy manure. Now they have a regular yearly budget from the Ladysmith Resources Centre, but Bill still tries to stretch funds as far as possible.

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The garden plot is about 140 feet by 40 feet, and it produces a full range of vegetables suited to the tastes of people who use the food bank. The budget allows for the purchase of basic varieties, such as onions, broccoli, zucchini and cucumbers, which are supplemented with seed and plant donations. The yearly yield over the past six years has been over 2000 pounds of produce, and in the best years, more than 3000 pounds. This year, there has been good harvests from tomatoes, cabbage, broccoli, onions, beans, potatoes, lettuce, peas, zucchini and cucumbers. Last year, they got a late start because of the wet cold spring, but they were still able to grow over 1000 pounds of tomatoes! One big challenge has been dealing with garden pests, especially over the past three years. In earlier years, the garden was almost pest free, but the warmer winters, and possibly other factors, have seen an increase in pests, such as flea beetles and aphids. For the past several years, they were not able to grow radishes, turnips or kale because flea beetles attacked the young plants as soon as they were visible. This year, they had success experimenting with floating row covers, and they had the first harvest of turnips and radishes in three years. Bill says he enjoys the challenge of fitting all the pieces together and trying to maximize the garden’s potential. He never gets tired of watching tiny seeds and scruffy young plants turn into productive vegetables, sometimes contrary to his pessimistic expectations. He enjoys trying out new gardening techniques and organic methods, and of course, he feels good about giving something back to the community, as do all the volunteers. Bill sums up his experience by saying, “The Kiwi Cove Lodge property is beautiful. I like the outdoors, and most mornings when I’m at the garden, I can’t think of anywhere else I’d rather be.” Carolyn Herriot is author of The Zero Mile Diet, A Year Round Guide to Growing Organic Food and The Zero Mile Diet Cookbook, Seasonal Recipes for Delicious Homegrown Food (Harbour Publishing.), available at your local bookstore.

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Martin Barnett on of the Red Seal Bakers at Seraphina’s Oven

Seraphina’s Oven Have you ever wondered how the buttery flakiness of a Parisian croissant is achieved? The perfection of a flaky croissant is no accident; it is a teachable art. Seraphina’s Oven rose from the idea of having a working bakery/classroom next to a wood-fired brick oven. The enthusiasm and support of the community helped that idea evolve into a fully-equipped bakery. Seraphina’s will be launched at the beginning of November 2018 as a baking and pastry training

venue. Seraphina’s will be offering leisure, professional and custom baking workshops for both professionals seeking to upgrade and SHBs (serious home bakers). It also offers a consulting program for the trade from start-ups and expansion to formula configuration, dessert menu creation, equipment acquisition and staff training programs. Seraphina’s first offering of one and two-day classes include: Sourdough

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Basics and Wood-fired baking, Croissants and Danish pastries and Chocolate Treats and Caramel Confections (which include gorgeous holiday packaging!). The courses continue with Flatbreads from around the world and Hand-stretched pizza, Thermomix demonstrations and Home-made Pasta. Gluten-free, French Pastries and Ancient Grains workshops will be added in the new year. The instructors at Seraphina’s are all Red-Seal certified bakers and pastry chefs with many years of teaching experience. They also come equipped with executive experience of creation and marketing in the world of fine baking and patisserie. Courses at Seraphina’s will incorporate a fun and informative hands-on experience in small classes. Further information and sign-up details can be found on the website: www.seraphinasoven.ca

When the beets go on... BY CINDY DAMPHOUSSE What to do with that abundance of fruit and vegetables that came from your garden this year? Don’t let them go to waste when there are many ways to preserve your harvest.

The easiest and fastest way to preserve is freezing. The quality remains great if it is used within a reasonable amount of time. A variety of containers can be used, glass, plastic bowls or bags. Usually a wash or a parboil will do the trick. Dehydrating, requires a piece of equipment or patience with your oven but dried food has a longer shelf-life. The most labour intensive is canning. Yet, there is something satisfying about seeing rows of jars ﬁlled with your favorite preserves.

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With a bumper crop of beets this year, freezing has worked really well for me. One of our favourite soups in the winter is borscht. I like to use beets from the garden but they arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t available during the cold winter months so I like to have them ready frozen in the freezer. Here is how I prepare them to have them ready for easy use. Freezing beets for borscht Pull beets when they are ready. Wash and trim excess leaves and trim the root ends oďŹ&#x20AC;. Next, take place beets on foil, pour a small amount of olive oil and sprinkle with salt and pepper. Crimp foil to make a pouch and place on baking tray and roast in preheated 350 over for about 40 min or until fork tender. Roasting time will vary with size of beets. When beets are ready remove from oven and let cool. Then take a sharp paring knife and peel beets and slice putting slices on a clean prepared sheet tray. I use a piece of parchment paper. When tray is full of sliced beets put in freezer to individually freeze. Once beets are frozen, place in airtight freezer bags and they are ready to be used for borscht all winter long.

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2013 POLARIS RZR. Side by side quad. 357 orig. miles. All new synthetic oil in running gear. Too many options to list. For appointment to view, call 250-924-4624. Leave a message.

EXPERIENCED HOUSESITTER booking for Spring 2019. Now offering senior companionship and concierge services also! Peaceofmindcare. wordpress.com. Contact Kathleen kgrcoaching@ gmail.com or 250-619-0786.

2014 22.5 FT. BULLET ULTRA LITE TRAVEL TRAILER, thermal pkg., slide with topper, roof solar panel, LED lights, electric illuminated awing, exterior kitchen, equalizer hitch, 250-924-4624. Pls leave message for appointment to view..

ROMAX MASONRY. Chimney repairs and rebuilds. Stonework. Patios. Interlocking pavers. Fireplaces. Slate installs. Minor excavating. Romaxmasonry.com, romax-bc@shaw.ca or 250-516-7597.

CUSTOM-BUILT WOOD-SPLITTER, needs some work. $450. 250-245-9165.

EDUCATION

BUSINESS RIPPIN SHORES MARINE SERVICE. Tuneups, maintenance, winterizing, shrinkwrap, trailers, buff detailing & more. Outboards, sterndrives, inboards, personal watercrafts. Mobile. Reasonable rates. New business deals. Licenced marine mechanic. 778-268-0790. TAKE 5 Ads work! 250-245-7015

COTTAGE PAINT 101. Learn basic and creative, decorative paint techniques; make samples and small project piece to take home. Register at ANTIQUE ADDICT, Ladysmith to receive 15% off paint supply purchases. Call 250-245-6533 to register! HOME SCHOOL/AFTER SCHOOL MATH HELP. Semi-retired teacher/tutor with 17 years experience teaching Elementary and High School Mathematics (Algebra, Pre-Calculus). Supportive and patient. Excellent references. Email John at sayulitasemester@gmail.com. ART COACH C.E. Tysdal. Your home or at Miner’s Shack Gallery. One on one beginners oil or acrylic; $25 for two-hour session; three slots available for fall. Just do it. Call 250-245-7682 or visit Facebook Miner’s Shack Gallery. VIDEO PRODUCTION services, from script to screen, edited and ready to post on YouTube, Facebook or your website. Editor@take5.ca. TAKE 5 classified ads work. Get them working for you. Call 250-245-7015 or submit online at take5. ca. Serving Nananaimo to Chemainus.

VIDEO PRODUCTION services, from script to screen, edited and ready to post on YouTube, Facebook or your website. Editor@take5.ca. HOME & YARD QUALITY RENOVATIONS. Big or small. 25 yrs. exp/journeyman, affordable. For free estimate, call Lars 250-616-1800. DARRELL ESSAR RENOVATIONS. Over 30 years’ experience, certified journeyman carpenter. No job is too small, from fences, decks, tile work, hardwood flooring, painting, drywall etc. For free estimate, call Darrell 250-714-3823. THANK YOU TO ALL OUR CLIENTS for a great summer. Effective October 1, we are adding more staff and additional services to include: Deck – Fences – Siding – Flooring – Tiling – Drywall – Framing – Masonry Repointing. Call Paul Dunn 250-714-3573, all calls returned. ARE YOU BUYING OR SELLING A HOME? Curb appeal, re-design or new design, www. islandgardenscapes.ca. Call 250-802-0461. ISLAND PRUNING. Professional tree care from large scale orchards to budding new trees. I can meet any pruning need. Shrubs, vines and ornamental. Large and small clean ups. Call Darcy Belcourt 250-323-1260. KB HANDYMAN AND YARDWORKS SERVICES. Minor carpentry work, decks, fences, gutter cleaning, tree pruning, yard clean up, lawn fertilizing, mowing. Senior’s discount. Contact Karl kbhandymanandyardworks@gmail.com or 250-714-2738. GARDEN RENOVATION AND LANDSCAPING. Are you thinking of a garden renovation or landscaping project? Excellent quality and knowledge. We are happy to assist you with any landscaping or gardening work you need. Estimates are always free. Give Sandpiper a call! 250-246-2421. SENIORS’ UPGRADES. Railings, grab bars, wheelchair ramps. Interior re/finishing, carpentry, painting, custom shelving/ storage, raised garden beds, benches. Stay in the home you love longer. Namaste Home Improvements, 250-245-2751 (see display ad).

TAKE 5 ALL ACRES TREE SERVICE providing all aspects of tree work. Pruning, falling, hedging, dangerous tree removal. Fully insured. Professional work at reasonable rates. Call 250-246-1265. PETS PROFESSIONAL PET CARE SERVICE. Leash ’em & walk ’em with Marlena. Insured and bonded. Animal First Aid and CPR. Service for all pets including dog walking, home care visits, overnight with pet in my home and much more. As my love is yours! Call 250-246-3394. TOO CRAZY BIRDY HOTEL. Now three locations: Victoria, Cedar and Comox Valley. Travel with peace of mind, parrot boarding in loving settings. Budgies to macaws. $7, $14, $18 for sml, md, lrg. www.toocrazybirdyhotel.com. Call Diana and Kip 250-722-2201. TAKE 5 ads work! 250-245-7015. DOG WALKING/Hiking OFF LEASH!! 2-hour avg. walk, weekly walks year-round, pick up & drop off included, insured & licensed. Contact Paula Plecas for a complimentary meet & greet! See us Facebook and Instagram for fun in action! Tracks Outdoor Adventures INC at walken@shaw.ca or 250-754-TREC(8732).

take5.ca PACK HIKES for your best friend. On or off leash. Dogs return home tired & happy. Call or text Dee at Little Town Dog walking 250-246-0252 or littletownpetservice@gmail.com. THE PET NANNY. Let us pamper and love your pets at your home or ours. Experience and references are available. Call Shanon or Bill at 250-924-8809, Ladysmith. SENIORS LYNN’S SENIORS CARE HOME. High quality personalized care. Warm caring environment. Great food and snacks. Family events. Couples and pets welcome. Ocean views, gardens. North of Ladysmith. www.lynnsseniorcare.com. Call 250245-3391. GRANNYS ON THE GO COMPANION SERVICES, are you looking for someone that can help you with an active senior family member. Well look no further than Janet Bowman at janetmb@shaw.ca or 250924-1515. JANICE’S HOME CARE SERVICES. All care inside and out of the home; home care house work, yard work and transportation. Contact janjamieson101@ gmail.com or call 250-701-2909. Great rates! VIDEO family productions. 250-245-7015.