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Letters Election turnout disappointing I was a candidate in the area with the lowest voter turnout in the Regional District of Nanaimo, 13.3%, down 11.4% from the 2008 election turnout. Although I was not successful in being elected I did get a good chance to meet residents at the doorstep. Time and again I was met with the admonishment, specific to Area A, that “it doesn’t matter who gets in, they’ll do what they want anyway”. Many of those I spoke with in this rural area are feeling bullied by the City of Nanaimo, and RDN Board decisions which often ignore local residents’ wishes. My impression was that the low vote here is indicative of a battered electorate, and a political voting system within the RDN Board that permits the City to run the show. If we want to see voters express their democratic right we need to show them that their votes count, that their concerns will be heard and their interests honestly addressed. - Laurie Gourlay

A tale of two Ladysmiths I was reading TAKE 5 last night, and the article about two Ladysmiths caught my eye. Four years ago we bought a boat and moored it in Victoria, learning to sail while living on it during the week and returning to our house in Shawnigan Lake on the weekends. Last year we sold our house to live on our boat full time but didn’t like the city life and looked to Ladysmith, Page Point to move our boat to. The article was talking about the two Ladysmith towns in Canada; even more surprising is that we just built our cottage in Ladysmith, Quebec this past summer. My inlaws have a cottage there and when the land went for sale beside them we bought it last year. So now we live in Ladysmith, B.C. and when we retire we will be living in Quebec for the winter months. Just wanted you to know that, as the people in Ladysmith think that’s pretty neat too. - Jeannine Giguere

Home reno article I wanted to thank you so much for the write up on the fire at our home and the building of our home by Pride Home. You did a great job, thanks so much. - Doreen Stolfi

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Poppy Campaign 2011 Another Remembrance Day has passed, with the citizens of Ladysmith again outdoing themselves by attending the Cenotaph to honour the Veterans of all the wars, and to remember the fallen. After an early morning rain, the sun came out, and just before 11am a rainbow appeared. As Chairperson for the 2011 Campaign, and on behalf of all the members of Royal Canadian Legion Branch 171, I thank the organizations and people who contributed to this year’s success. A special thank you goes to Salamander Books for their artful display of Korean War memorabilia, the Chamber of Commerce for the use of the façade, and Bloooms Florists for their display. Thank you to the Branch Members who assisted with laying wreaths and preparing poppy trays. We could not manage without the help of the Air Cadets in the days prior to and during the Remembrance Service. To the Colour Party and the Band, thank you for your participation at the Cenotaph, at the Lodge on 4th, and at La Rosa Gardens. The donation of your time is greatly appreciated. Heartfelt thanks goes to the Ladysmith Rotary who once again sponsored the Veteran’s Dinner – for King and Country. A huge amount of effort goes into preparing the program. Lastly, thank you to all those, who by purchasing a poppy or wreath, or making a donation help support this very worthwhile cause. - Karen Graczyk, Roy Empey, Poppy Chairpersons

Important water answers needed Water is a growing issue. (Read Ladysmith author Chris Wood’s Dry Spring). Here in Nanaimo, we have important decisions to make. How are we going to ensure water supply for the growing population of Nanaimo – four large proposed developments in and around Nanaimo (Cable Bay, Sandstone and two Island Timberlands projects), TimberWest looking to develop along the Nanaimo River, Nanaimo Airport plans to expand business on its land over the Cassidy aquifer, rapidly expanding Ladysmith looking to the Cassidy aquifer for future use, Yellowpoint residents lacking water, and Lantzville requiring water, (not to mention a rumour of another large development) – where are the proper planning and controls for the entire region? The Cassidy aquifer, a large but very vul-

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nerable resource under porous terrain in an earthquake zone, has been declining over the years (see the VIU Groundwater Study). Harmac has water rights to a large quantity of water that affects the aquifer. Island Timberlands owns the watershed where Nanaimo gets its water. This topic is huge and the City of Nanaimo, and the regional districts of Nanaimo and the Cowichan Valley, along with residents, need to collaborate on long-term planning. I wonder what the new B.C. Water Modernization Act does to protect our resources, if sale of water to cruise ships and elsewhere is allowed? Is anyone paying attention? - Lavonne Garnett

Appointment noted I wanted to let you know that I’ve received a number of congratulatory emails because of the Nov Take 5 article about my new position with the Chemainus BIA. A couple of these connections have led to community building opportunities for the Little Town That Did! - Dee Kinnee, Marketing and Event Coordinator Chemainus BIA

Church bazaar a success On behalf of the congregation of St. John the Evangelist Anglican Church we would like to thank you for the donation to the Silent Auction at our bazaar.We are impressed by the businesses and merchants of Ladysmith who have continued to support us in spite of difficult economic times. The Annual Bazaar was a great success. The revenue this year exceeded previous years. - Canon Brian Wood, Jane Fowler

Offensive comments The comment made by one of your readers in the Letters to the Editor, November Take 5 issue “I wonder how we would be a country if we had China or Russia next to us,” has very bad connotation. It is unnecessary and is offensive. - Man H. Ngan Letters to the Editor are welcome but subject to space and editing. This is a forum for readers to express their views and does not necessarily reflect the opinions of TAKE 5 or its contributors. Email: editor@take5.ca or www.take5.ca

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Mayor’s Report: Of Christmas Lights and Early Beginnings BY LADYSMITH MAYOR ROB HUTCHINS We all owe much gratitude to the small army of volunteers who worked all day through the pouring rain to ensure First Avenue was ready for our 24th Festival of Lights. The story behind the birth of our Festival of Lights and the creation of such wonderful memories for a generation of children is like so many other initiatives that have enriched our community over the years. Someone has an idea, a vision, on how to make our community that much better. The vision captures the imagination of others, who in turn generously give in time and money to make it a reality. In the late fall of 1986, Bill Fitzpatrick, Chairman of the Ladysmith Downtown Revitalization, first proposed the question, “Why not decorate our Town with Christmas Lights?” to a small group of people at a Chamber of Commerce Meeting, The idea immediately captured the imagination of those in attendance that night: the late Chuck Perrin, local Pharmacist, Lynne De Lucia, Executive Assistant to Town Council, and Gerald Gonske. At the time, the Town boasted a grand total of three strings of lights stretching across First Avenue, and a few illuminated candy canes. At first, the vision was simple: decorate each building in a single colour of lights and create the appearance of a multijewelled necklace down First Avenue. But money was tight. B.C. was still in the midst of a deep recession. Bill and others went from business door to business door, but the dollars were hard to come by that first year. What was the benefit? Who would pay for the additional electric consumption? Largely, through Chuck Perrin’s generosity, Bill, Lynne and others managed to pull it off. The first Light-up, in 1987, saw some five hundred people gather together in the pouring rain in front of the Royal Bank. Little did they know that from that humble beginning an annual event was born that would soon be the best in British Columbia. 1988 saw the formation of the Festival of Lights Society, which opened the door for needed fundraising. Myfanwy and John Plecas joined the small group. In the search for funds, it was Myfanwy who came up with the idea for the Spaghetti Dinner. She put out a call for excess garden tomatoes and a group of friends made the sauce over the summer months. Hoping for 100 to attend that first

dinner, they had to scramble when 300 showed up. The Lightup that year was expanded to include Bob Stuart Park, which delighted the travelling public. It was Bill’s idea to add fireworks in 1989. True to form, he ordered more fireworks than they had funding for. Short $500, Bill appealed to Chuck and the bill was paid. It is hard to believe, but those first fireworks were set off from the rooftop of the Islander Hotel. Today our fireworks show is fully funded by the Ladysmith & District Credit Union and for over two decades produced by volunteers: Ron Burrows, Fraser Carmichael, and others. 1989 also saw Myfanwy’s idea of a Light-Up Parade come to life. Connie Hardy approached the Kinsmen’s Club to organize and host the parade and they have done so ever since. By its third year, the Festival of Lights had become a community institution. Town Council and Town staff stepped forward to assist the volunteers in creating the needed infrastructure. Over time, the Richmond family of the 49th Parallel Grocery, the Ladysmith and District Credit Union, B.C. Hydro, Bruce Mason, Duck and Tracy Paterson, the members of the Old Age Pensioners Organization, Crane Force, Coastal Trucking, Island Hoppers, and many others joined in the fun to ensure the event was a success. The growing number of decorations needed a home. In 1994 the Kinsmen Club of Ladysmith partnered with the Festival of Lights Society and built a new building on 4th Ave, on Town land, to house the fast-growing collection. In 1999, the completion of the Second Stage First Avenue Revitalization (Buller to Symonds) allowed the Light-up to stretch the full length of First Avenue. The Festival of Lights has become Ladysmith’s single largest event. It has generated much pride in our community, earned us the admiration of our neighbours, and given a gift of fond memories to thousands of children. Thank you, Bill, for the vision. Thank you, to all, who have helped along the way. Ladysmith Light Up 2011. Night time parade, lights and fireworks! Photos Rob Johnson and Nick Longo

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An ageless beauty

Perched on five acres the house commands a panoramic view of mountains and harbour. Artez photography. (left) Owners Gregory Lang and Rejean Morissette. Photo: Marina Sacht

The Lang-Morissette residence, located in Aquila Estates sits on a five acre parcel perched on the bank overlooking Kiwi Cove and the mountains behind Ladysmith. The modern home is an ageless beauty. While it features 3304 square

feet of living space, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been designed for the occupants to age in place. All living space is on the main level with the exception of a large guest room above the garage complete with a private wash-

Stunning view sold the Langs on the lot

room and walk-in closet. When Gregory Lang and Rejean Morissette contacted GNB Builders to build their home Greg Bianchini and Heidi Derhousoff were happy as they had not only made new clients but new neighbours. The commute to work was counted by driveways.

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GNB Builders has never built the same house twice with this home being the most modern of them all. The high gloss blue and black cabinetry with the falling edge granite is quite a statement. The silver slate flooring was specially ordered from India which covers the entire main level living area of 2700 square feet. The

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Bright spacious living area. Indian Green granite in the ensuite shower. Artez photography.

flooring was chosen to allow for the cabinets, furniture and art work to stand out rather than the flooring. This understated flooring, says Derhousoff, sets the tone for the entire home. And what a house it is! The exterior of the home is finished in fiber cement siding with the bold colour of Benjamin Mooreâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Symphony blue complemented with Benjamin Mooreâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Storm grey. Bold colours for this home were chosen in order to highlight the structure and architectural lines. Greg had fun coming up with special design features in the dedicated media room; building wall niches for movie posters and a large inset for the TV and components. The media room is paint-

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Kitchen with modern glossy cobalt blue cabinets inspired by the granite counters. The back wash is illuminated and changes colour. Red and blue media room, back corner has its own urinal.

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Master bedroom offers a view. A TV is hidden in a cabinet.

Indian Green slate sets off the artwork and view

ed a Vibrant Red and Symphony Blue which lead to it being nicknamed by all the trades as the Spiderman room. The five seat theatre features a sloped floor, and five comfortable chairs. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s even a Kohler waterless urinal installed in the media room (the other is in the master ensuite) for comfort. Another amazing feature is the huge Indian Green granite in the ensuite shower. This was the largest wall hung piece of granite that Infinite Granite had ever installed. It took five men to install this beautiful piece, says Heidi. Indian Green granite is dark green and black with specks of blue, truly beautiful. The large ensuite shower has no curb, making it wheelchair acces-

sible like the rest of the main floor of the home. A large granite bench in the shower complements the wall and the bamboo cabinetry, a large window looks out at nature. The kitchen is a marvel of granite, named Night Eyes it inspired the striking kitchen; they colour matched the blue specks in the granite for the cabinet colours that combined with state of the art appliances, simple clean lines and an illuminated backsplash that changes colours for some high tech fun. This home reached the impressive Built Green Platinum certification with an Energuide rating of 84. Going green wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t the original plan, said Lang but it evolved that way.

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“The most important thing about a house in the end isn’t how it looks, but the guts of it,” says Lang. With both coming from a medical background, Lang is a retired surgeon and Morissette a pharmacist, aging in place was an important factor. “While it may not look it, this house is actually built like a nursing home,” says Lang. There’s turning radius for wheelchairs in the bathroom and kitchen. The floors are rough and there’s no rugs to slip. The doorway is extra wide to get a stretcher in if the ambulance has to take you out. The showers are so wide you can easily roll a wheelchair in. “Next thing is the coffin,” Morissette laughs. “We used to joke that the upstairs room was for the kids when they visit but it could also be for a caretaker.” The upstairs features a large bright room with a Murphy bed and could be a selfcontained suite. GNB Builders broke ground in November completing the project in nine months. The project went smoothly with an exception of several weeks of shut down due to snow. The clients lived in Fort St. John while

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the construction was taking place visiting four times throughout the build. There was a deep trust that was built between them with lots of decision and choices left to Bianchini and Derhousoff. “We thought we knew what we wanted, but they helped us figure it out. They focus on us. If we went off track they’d say, no that won’t work and this is why... and it made sense,” says Lang. Lang and Morissette are enjoying their new house. Still to come will be landscaping and the idea of a infinity pool is floating around. “After all the thought, preparation and building (like a nine month pregnancy); it feels like a home.” Home for a long time to come. For more colour photos of Lang house TAKE 5 Facebook or www.take5.ca Here’s some of the trades who worked on the Lang residence. A&A Vacuum Doctor, Auscan Plumbing, Bedrock Redi-Mix, Cornerstone Tile, GNB Builders Inc., G.W. Cement, Graf Excavating, Infinite Granite, S B Windows & Doors, Sherwood Sound & Security, V.I. Electric, Victoria Truss.

people, become a Christmas tradition. Most shows were sold out well in advance last year. Get your tickets early! Call the Port Theatre Box office at 250 754 8550 or visit www.porttheatre.com.

Yellow Point Singers holiday season concert ‘Tis the season to be jolly,’ and the Yellow Point Singers are getting ready to share their joy of singing with others

in the area. This year their major Christmas concert Winterlude will be held at Oceanview Community Church on Davis Road in Ladysmith, Sunday, December 4 at 2:30 p.m. The program will include some familiar seasonal music as well as some lesser known but equally enjoyable tunes. Yellow Point Singers are also very happy to share their program with Panache! a choral group from Nanaimo.

Christmas Spectacular celebrating 5 years The Yellowpoint Christmas Spectacular heads into its FIFTH year of production! In December 2007 producer, creator and director, Katy Bowen-Roberts opened the first professional Christmas show at the Cedar Community Hall. This December she will bring another brand new show to the community and will be showcasing many talented musicians and performers from across the country. At the beginning of December, the Cedar Community Hall will be transformed into a mini Christmas wonderland by the Yellowpoint Christmas Spectacular carpenters. Thousands of lights and decorations will be hung from the ceiling and walls. The Santa’s Elves will be getting back to work as volunteers in the Christmas gift shop, on the door and serving hot mulled apple cranberry and butter tarts. This is an event that embraces local communities and shouldn’t be missed and has, for many

Losers all These 8 proud Members of “TOPS” (‘Take Off Pounds Sensibly’) BC 4456, Ladysmith have reached a Goal Weight and are ‘Keeping Off Pounds Sensibly’! For more information regarding our TOPS Chapter call Sheila at 250-722-2613. www.TOPS.org (l-r) Joan McKinley, Lois Vollman, Patsy Milne, Irene Fair, Paulette Lean, Sheila Bonwick (front) Edna Bellerive and Margaret Lomas. Photo submitted.

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Audience members will be invited to sing-along with some traditional carols and are cordially invited to join the performers after the concert for light refreshments in the church foyer. Tickets for each concert are $10 per person or $20 for a family and will be available at the door. The Yellow Point Singers are always looking for mew members. Call the Choir Manager at 250 245 3727 for details. They can guarantee you a friendly and musical welcome!

President of McDonald’s Canada inspects Ladysmith’s McCafe’ BY ROB JOHNSON John Betts, President of McDonald’s of Canada on his first visit to Vancouver Island took the opportunity to drop in and inspect Ladysmith’s newly remodeled and upscaled McDonald’s. Betts is one of the driving forces behind McDonald’s move to go after the lucrative coffee market by overseeing the introduction of the McCafe’s all across Canada. He enjoyed his visit to the Ladysmith store, where he took the time to visit with some of the patrons and to ensure the Ladysmith McDonald’s is a unit that the company could take pride in. Wayne Krawchuk, owner of the Ladysmith McDonald’s, is planning a “Grand Opening of the McCafe’ in December. “We are thrilled to offer customers the exciting new lineup of McCafé espresso-based beverages here in Ladysmith” said Krawchuk. “Our customers are loving the quality of our McCafé beverages and the value and accessibility only McDonald’s can provide.” Krawchuk has a long association with the chain. He started out at the age of 17 in Richmond as part of the behind the counter crew, after getting his CGA certification; he went to work for teh company eventually becoming Vice President of Strategic Planning in the UK. Today, he and his wife own nine McDonalds on the Island and employ some 500 people.

McDonald’s Ladysmith gets a visit from the McDonald’s Canada (l-r) Shelly Hansen,Vice President-Western Region, Mairi Adam Restaurant Manager, John Betts, (President McDonalds Canada),Wayne Krawchuk (restaurant owner). Photo: Rob Johnson

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Christmas panto Ladysmith Little Theatre presents Hickory Dickory Dock, a Christmas panto Unknown to herself, penniless Dame Foxtrot’s old Grandfather Clock is a magical possession. Years ago the Fairy Queen locked into the clock the wicked Black Imp who had menaced Fairyland. If the clock ever struck one the Imp would become free, so the Queen took away the key. Now, however, the wicked Wizard steals the key, frees the Imp and seeks to destroy Fairyland by using him to help in procuring the magic Jewel of Miracles. All is set for a terrific battle between the good guys and the bad guys. Mary, Dame Foxtrot’s daughter, is kidnapped, the Fairy Queen is threatened, but after riotous adventure good triumphs and everyone lives happily ever after. Hilarious holiday fun for the whole family! Performances run December 15-31, 2011 at Ladysmith Little Theatre, 4985 Christie Road. All tickets $15. Gala tickets $40, includes show followed by a light buffet. For more information, to book tickets or to purchase gift certificates on line go to our theatre website at www.ladysmiththeatre.com or call the box office at 250924-0658.

Fun and Games at Nanaimo Airport Hundreds of Central Island residents relived their childhood on Sunday, Nov 20 as a part of the Nanaimo Airport’s Great Paper Airplane Contest. Participants crafted their own paper airplane then tried their hand at flying them over a skills course. The goal was to win entry forms for prizes while raising funds

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for the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation as a part of National Diabetes Awareness Month. “Over a $1,000 was raised for this very worthwhile cause. As a first time event, we are thrilled with the community participation,” says Mike Hooper, Nanaimo Airport Commission president.

Saving seeds The Central Island Seed Savers Network held its second meeting on November 5th, 2011 to discuss how the group can collaborate to achieve its mission - “to improve the quality and quantity of food seed for the Central Vancouver Island Region”. A key topic addressed at this meeting pertained to the formulation of a seed bank for Central Vancouver Island’s farmers and growers. Discussing ideas of how best to save seeds for the future and what models of seed banking would be appropriate for the region, the network members decided that a seed directory would best secure seed availability for regional farmers and growers. For information on the Central Island Seed Savers Network or details on any of its initiatives, please contact Jen Cody at jenandbearit@gmail.com

Christmas in Chemainus December is a merry time of the year in ‘The Little Town’ Among the many events and activities to be enjoyed are the Chemainus Christmas Carol Ship on Dec. 10, Shrek the Halls at the Chemainus Best Western Plus, ‘Twas in the Moon of Wintertime with the Concenti Singers, the Winter Wonderland Skate at Fuller Lake Arena, Little Town Christmas- traditional family fun, Countryside Christmas at the Chemainus Theatre and the first annual Chemainus Festival of Trees in The Pavilion at Chemainus Garden Holiday Resort. For more information on these events and more please go to www.visitchemainus.com

Giftshops offer alternative shopping Ladysmith Healthcare Auxiliary’s gift shops are located on the lower level of the Lodge on 4th and in the Ladysmith Health Centre. Their two shops are a welcome alternative for the shopper looking for unique hand made items or delightful yet affordable gifts or jewelry. Both gift shops are staffed by volunteers and are non profit and therefore exempt from charging customers HST. Customers enjoy the knowledge that all net profits from the shops are returned to help serve the health care needs of Ladysmith and district. Both shops are well stocked and await your discovery. www. ladysmithhealthcareaux.ca

A shopping story Taking the time to check out what is in your own home town can sometimes turn up the most interesting treasures. I was chatting to Nancy at Nancy’s Fashion & Furnishings about things and she told me a very interesting story, her daughter

was awaiting the arrival of a new book in a series to come out. Friends of hers were making plans to go to Nanaimo and pick up the book at one of the big box stores. Nancy made the comment to try Salamander Books and have them bring the book in. These plans were made and in the end she was the only girl in the group of friends to actually get a copy of the book. I heard this and it got me thinking, why do we go out of our way to stand in line and be served by people who don’t know your name? I know that some things can only bought somewhere else, but if we take the time to look at home first this is good for you and me. We all benefit from staying home and shopping local, so next time before you turn onto the highway turn down 1st Ave or stop at Coronation Mall instead to check out what there is here and it’s on your way! - Cindy Damphousse

Light Up was GREAT this year! “Ladysmith Light Up was great this year! The Festival of Lights committee was anticipating a really bad event with the weather the way it was all day on the 24th... but true to form... it cleared up just in time, “ said Duck Paterson. “We were very surprised at the turnout. All figures that FOL committee have been given are over 12,000 people on Light Up Night. The committee is really happy and want to thank everybody for braving the “anticipated” horrible weather to come and welcome Santa and to help turn on Vancouver Island’s brightest Christmas town!” said Paterson. There was even an “added” event this year. Local resident Mike Morgan proposed to his girlfriend, Avigail Walker, on the main stage on Light Up and she accepted. This was a first . Also things got a little crazy when Santa’s elf, Tim C, called and said he couldn’t help Santa as his wife was in labour... so they had to scramble and get some new help. But that was a good news story as well because they had a baby boy, James, at 8pm on Light Up Night. “The parade was amazing. The Kinsmen do a lot of work getting it organized and that night getting all the participants in order and ready go on time is quite a feat.” There were Kinsmen from all the clubs on the Island down to help the Ladysmith club. “The folks that took the time to make up such great floats

Fireworks at Ladysmith’s Light Up. Photo: Nick Longo Inset: Decked out rig in parade. Photo: Rob Johnson

and entries, again with the anticipation of horrible weather, is amazing. What people do so that others can have a great time is commendable” he said. The lights will be staying on until Sunday, January 15th so that everyone will have a chance come into town and enjoy a nice stroll or slow drive along First Avenue and experience Ladysmith’s lights. The Festival of Lights committee is already planning the take down because it’s almost as much work to take the lights down as it is to put them up. The take down work party is scheduled for Sunday, January 22nd and everyone is invited, and needed. Right now they are working with BC Hydro on a recycling program. If you want to get rid of your old Christmas lights you can drop them off at the Festival of Lights building on Fourth Avenue, (beside the cemetery) Monday to Friday from 10am to 4pm. The bulbs are removed and the wiring goes to the recycler to raise money for next year’s event. The Festival of Lights committee meets on the third Thursday of each month at their building on Fourth Avenue, new members are welcome. For information call 250245-5888 or 250-245-2263, email ladysmithfol@shawbiz.ca

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Celebration of Light’ concert for food bank In 2009 Skellig, a local Ladysmith Celtic rock band, put on the ‘Celebration of Light’ event, with a huge amount of help from local volunteers, musicians and the Ladysmith Eagles. The show was sold out and everyone agreed it was a night of festive fun and entertainment. All the proceeds, approximately $3,000 plus two car loads of food, were donated to the Ladysmith Resource Centres ‘Christmas Cheer Fund’. This year the band is joined by The Rock Christian Fellowship, Ladysmith musicians, Starbucks and once again the support of the Ladysmith Eagles, to try again to raise as much money as possible for the food bank. “January can be a difficult time for them and we want to make sure they have enough resources this year to see people through the winter months, ” says Skellig’s Lisa ‘Celebration of Light’ returns to Ladysmith Eagles Hall on Dec. 16, doors open at 6:30pm. Six local acts and bands

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have signed up to play, Ryan McMahon, Stef Lang, Lena Birtwistle, Dylan Wickham and Steph Humphreys, Skellig, with carols from Candace Gibson and Rod Alsop. ‘Celebration of Light’ is an olde fashioned family Christmas celebration, a community coming together for the common cause of ‘people helping people’. It will be a lovely opportunity to get into the Christmas spirit, with a hot cup of Starbucks coffee, tea or hot chocolate with all the trimmings, listen to some great music, as well as bringing some hope to those who may not feel so cheery, by raising the much needed funds to support our local food bank. There are only 150 tickets available at $5/ plus a donation of food (from the list below). These sold out very quickly last time so get yours early! Tickets include all drinks and food and are available from the Food bank, Ladysmith Resource Centre, the Ladysmith Eagles bar or by phoning 250-734-1766. Further information about the event is available from Skellig’s website at www.skellig.ca. Please come prepared to bring extra cash or food donations if

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you can. If you cannot attend but would like to donate anyway, please feel free to ring the number above and cheques can be posted to us, or they can be dropped into the Rock Christian Fellowship, who meet at St John’s Hall, Gatacre Street behind the Royal Bank, Sunday from 6pm onwards. Tax receipts are available for donations over $50 from the food bank. Come or support this event with a donation even if you cannot attend. List of preferred items: Peanut butter, canned meat, tinned chili/soup/stew, pasta sauce in tins not glass, rice/pasta.

Homeless and hungry BY MARINA SACHT Home alone is bad enough during the holidays but how about alone without a home? That is what people across Canada and BC are facing. Numbers are hard to pin down, but some estimates range from 100,000 to 300,000. They are visible in the major centres but what about our small hometown and rural communities? Is this a big city problem or should we be concerned?

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“There are homeless people here, “ says only needing a short term place. Ladysmith RCMP S/Sgt. Roger Plamondon. Samaritan House is an all female shelter in “We do see some but not to the extent south Nanaimo (250-753-1474) run by the Island and north of us.” They encounter people living Crisis Care Society. Both of these facilities under houses, in cars. Many couch surf from will offer assistance to residents in Ladysmith friend to friend. They’ll find people living in who find themselves in that situation. the bush, or get a complaint from a property Jackie Stewart, coordinator of the Ladysmith owner who finds tarps. “They’ll call us and Food Bank, says that all communities face this we’ll ask them to move on.” issue and Ladysmith and area is no exception. Plamondon said they recently arrested a The number of the food bank recipients has young male 18 or 19 for breaking into cars. He risen this year with the highest increase being was homeless and had no where to go. “We in large families up 300 per cent. see it on a regular basis. The extent of it we Stewart says they are seeing a lot of workdon’t know.” ing poor and people who are unemployed. “By Ladysmith Mayor Rob Hutchins said the the time they pay rent, heat, electricity, there is Town has no hard data on homeless in Ladynothing left for food. That includes toilet pasmith, but he says it’s not a big problem here. Jackie Stewart and Caroline per, detergent, shampoo. Over the past year there have been a few cases Davidson volunteers at foodbank. You can help by dropping off food to the Food of people living in vehicles but they have since Photo: Rob Johnson bank at the Ladysmith Resources Centre, at moved on to other areas, he says. the food bins at the 49th Parallel Grocery store Salvation Army New Hope Centre an all and various locations. A donation of money is male dry facility in Nanaimo (250-714-1142)manager says that very appreciated as it enables the food bank to purchase items there are no hard fast stats but says there’s approximately 100that are in short supply. “This week we went through 490 tins 300 people in the greater Nanaimo area from Lantzville to Laof soup.” says Stewart. “We look for the best deals and buy dysmith. He says the homeless consists of more than drug and caselots or bulk. The Food bank is a program of the Ladysmith alcohol abuse to menatl health issue and women in abusive situResources Centre. (250-245-3079). All six Ladysmith churches ations. There are different programs in place for homeless situmanage the food bank and a representative from each churches ations for example cold weather programs, shelters for people sits on the committee. “We all work together,” says Stewart.

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My last column was about the Vancouver Island MusicFest and my mission was to find some volunteers from Take 5’s readership area. The whole idea of volunteering for a large community happening such as the one in Courtenay fascinated me. The fervour of the folks who volunteered their time was captivating. I wanted to find out what it was like. So, I did! In the ensuing weeks I found myself volunteering at the Islands Folk Festival at Providence farm in Duncan. Once again volunteers from the community were in abundance. Each had their own reason for being there. Me, I wanted to find out what all the hubbub was all about. I have a friend that invited me to join the Security team. He said that he ran the most laid back security team of all the festivals. I asked him “How can that be? Don’t you have to be on top of everything and be prepared for trouble and people freaking out and controlling the crowd and keeping everyone in their place and...” “Whoa, wait a minute, slow down.” said my friend.” If you’re going to be controlling or overbearing or looking for trouble, I don’t need you or anyone else that has an attitude. It’s a Folk Fest. The best thing you can do is wear a smile. Wear the security shirt. Have a communication system on you so that you can relay information to home base. That’s it. Your presence itself is enough of a deterrent. We don’t need anyone who wants to power trip. That’s not our job. We just have to be there, let everyone know we’re there by fitting in and by being approachable. Any real problems that show up will be dealt with in a professionally friendly manner.” I said that sounds perfect. Sign me up. So from July 22 to the 24th I was working security. Some friends showed up and said what are you doing here? I said “I’m Insecurity (Pun intended).” They laughed. I watched them laugh. As a matter of fact I did a lot of watching and laughing. I also did some smiling finger waggling at folks that were a little out of line, smoking in a non-smoking area, or telling some kids not to pull up the lilies in the pond, or one guy that produced a flask and was drinking from it rather blatantly. For the most part though I was there as an approachable deterrent. I just had to stand there and keep watch. Nothing more, nothing less. It worked and I got to see some fine acts on my rounds. For my free camping and festival experience I did three six hour shifts. What I did after was my business and I was pretty much free to roam the farm and see what I wanted to see. It was during my rounds with a fellow security fellow that I learned about the real value in volunteering. It’s important to take the responsibility to take care of the young and the old generations above and below us. Then he quoted the Queen Mother, “Duty is the rent we pay for life.” There’s nothing more satisfying than giving in this life. You

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can’t take any of it with you anyway, he said. I found his and the Queen Mother’s logic quite right. I was glad that I was able to volunteer and meet a great bunch of folks that care about their community and give of themselves. I had a great time. I listened to lots of fabulous music. I met a terrific bunch of folks. And I learnt a lot about being “In Security”. Here’s a burble about some of my favourite acts. I also want to congratulate Evan Miller from Ladysmith who was the winner of the 2011 Islands Song writing Contest with his tune “Song For Pistol”. Nick Longo “in security” That’s the way to do it Evan. Alpha Yaya Diallo is a threetime Juno Award winner. A true world music cultural artist. Alpha performs in French, English and his native Guinean languages of Fulani, Malinke, and Sosoxi. Diallo’s band, Bafing, features high energy African rhythms, visually captivating dancers and a hypnotic percussion section. Truly remarkable feel and energy wafted through the crowd when Alpha and his band played. Ray Bonneville is a one-man band, his songs are like short stories, evoking true-to-life characters that the listener can hear all the hope and despair that this travelling bluesman brings to life. Having honed his craft for the last 30 years, Bonneville’s gritty storytelling and deep-grooving blues style has won him much critical attention. Ray won the prestigious Juno Award for his third album Gust of Wind. Traveler from Phoenix Arizona, combines World Beat, Reggae, Gypsy, Arabic and Celtic influences, then throws in a little rock ‘n roll for good measure. Imagine; crazy energy, whirring electric violin solos, and exotic instruments, incorporating a mesmerizing performance that’s guaranteed to take you on a wild musical journey. For photos vist us on Facebook or www.take5.ca/music

Alpha Yaya Diallo at Island Folk Festival. Photo: Nick Longo

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In last month’s issue, Jill Collins wrote about her family’s first 7 days of their 12 day adventure, travelling on foot with just packs on their backs to Haida Gwaii. This month she shares their final adventure. If you missed Part 1 in the November 2011 issue, read it online by visiting http://www.take5.ca/publications/ take5-magazine/back-issues/

Discovering Haida Gwaii – Part 2 Our first six days on Haida Gwaii were spent travelling, hiking, visiting museums, enjoying zodiac tours, discovering spectacular beaches, and meeting new people. Combine that with constantly carrying backpacks full of gear, clothing, food and water and you have four very tired adventurers. These long days were taking a toll on the children (6 & 4 yrs old) and to be honest, us as well. It was, however, not enough to stop us from backpacking for two days along North Beach, with Rose Spit as our destination. The day before our last adventure was

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spent relaxing and preparing our packs. We set aside unnecessary gear, namely the 20 lbs of rocks and shells collected so far, to make room for food and water. Our online research had indicated the Agate Beach Campground had drinking water available. Knowing this, we did not buy or fill up our containers prior to arriving at the campsite. It came as a surprise when Joel went to fetch water and found a “Boil Water Advisory” notice at the tap. So much for relaxing. Now we were faced with the tedious task of boiling 10 litres of water in two small camping pots over our campfire. Joel went straight to work building a fire while the kids and I collected driftwood and something resembling tumbleweed from the beach. I’m not sure what the tumbleweed thing was but it burned quickly and made an excellent fire starter. It also

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had a unique smell to it that I can not even begin to describe. In fact it took me weeks to get the smell out of my hair and our clothes. Regardless of the smell, we burned it all and within a few hours had our water boiled, cooled and stored. According to a Haida legend, North Beach is the site of Creation. It was here Raven first brought people into the world by coaxing them out of a clam shell. I now understand why coaxing was required... North Beach is intimidating. It stretches as far as the eye can see; seeming as though you are looking at the end of the Earth. Relentless are the waves rolling and the wind blowing. Yet somehow the hard packed sand, perfect for vehicles, ATV’s and bikes, invites you to continue on, and on, and on. After hours of walking, the children began to slow their pace, generally a tell tale sign a rest is needed. Seeking shelter in a driftwood hut left by previous explorers, I was digging snacks out of my pack when suddenly I heard “PTOOEY!” followed by swearing. “What’s wrong?” I asked. “The water tastes terrible!” Joel said. He is generally not one to complain nor would he casually spit precious water out. Something was wrong. I tried the water and instantly tasted the tumble-

Distant view of Tow Hill which marks the beginning of North Beach and second day’s turnaround point. Photo: Jill Collins

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Ending day one with the sun setting over the waters of Dixon entrance. Photo: Jill Collins

weed smell. The water we had spent hours preparing tasted like campfire. Water we had to consume for drinking and cooking for the next 2 days. Water we could barely swallow. Everything after this point began to unravel. Rest stops became more frequent and Rose Spit wasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t getting any closer. Considerably short of our intended goal for the day, we stopped and set up camp. We watched the sun set over the waters of Dixon Entrance, dining on lasagne (with a smoky aftertaste), coffee (with a smoky aftertaste) and hot chocolate (with a smoky aftertaste). With bellies full, the dayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s shortcomings were forgotten and we concentrated on replenishing our supply of rocks and shells. The next morning, eating scrambled eggs and coffee (with a smoky aftertaste); we realized we were not going to make it to the tip of Rose Spit. I found beach hiking to be mentally draining. The end and start of the hike are never out of sight, making it seem as though you are getting nowhere. I also never expected the wind to be such as factor, blowing constantly, taking our energy with it. The plan for the day was to pack up camp, stash

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our gear in the bush, and continue hiking as far as we could go. Once we exhausted all efforts, we would turn around; retrieve our gear and hike off North Beach knowing we gave it our all. I’m not going to lie, it was a gruelling walk. The children were worn out and we began offering piggyback rides. My guess is we made it ¾ of the way to the tip of Rose Spit before calling it quits. Now we were faced with the challenge of turning around and doing it all over again. What felt like hours were only minutes when piggybacking Liv. I was beginning to tire of walking, waves crashing and endless sand. Off in the distance I noticed a quad approaching. The lady driving it stopped and asked where I was headed. I told her Tow Hill (where North Beach begins) and she replied, “Not like that. Hop on!” For a brief moment I was reluctant to accept her offer, determined to finish what I started. I finally had to tell myself to swallow my pride and get on the damn quad. Doris and her family were on North Beach collecting agates (translucent, semi-precious stones) and she had been watching us for a while. She felt compelled to save us from our misery. Liv and I enjoyed the quad ride with Doris while she shared stories of her rare and exciting agate finds. Today she was searching for a pink agate, the rarest of them all. Doris sent her husband Ken to fetch Joel and Ben and they dropped us off where we had stashed our gear. We thanked Doris and Ken for the ride, shouldered our packs and set out to finish our adventure. From here on, Ben and Liv bounded ahead finding one rare agate after another and soon we found ourselves at Tow Hill, where our adventure began. It was here I took great pleasure in

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Congratulations to our new RDN Area A Director Alec McPherson. Check this section for his directors report in the next issue.

CVRD - Area H

NORTH OYSTER

BY MARY MARCOTTE Fire Protection Services – The Public Has Spoken: Obviously, the referendum results were disappointing to me, the Fire Department and the Commission. Although the community has come to recognize the genuine need for the need for two new fire halls, the support for funding them just is not there. Or it may be that the great need for the new halls was lost in the politics at the doorstep. The greatest disappointment for me was the actions of a few. The hard work of the volunteers to provide information was continually undone. Their signs were taken down and their posters covered over. I have seen a new side of the community that I was elected to represent. In the past, people have joked that the best way to represent North Oyster is to do nothing. It now seems that there may be some truth to the joke.

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The question is “now what?” It is a very difficult question to answer. We are faced with the problem of a severely deteriorating building without the funding to remedy the problems. And more importantly, we are faced with a severe morale problem. Personally, I cannot blame the volunteers for being disheartened. Why would anyone volunteer to do the intense training required to meet the needs of the community, when clearly the service is not valued enough for the taxpayers to spend the necessary funds to properly house the service? Why would volunteers take time away from family when the community does not consider the service a priority? It is amazing that our volunteers do not pursue their efforts at a neighbouring hall,

like Ladysmith, where they would be paid for their on-call time. We may find a way to keep the existing hall in service for another few years, but a hall without the volunteers is worth nothing. Of course, there are two sides to every story. I recognize that this area does not have a large tax base and funding for services becomes difficult for people on a fixed income. This is due to a conscious decision to limit growth and retain the current lifestyle. If there were growth, the cost of services would be divided among more people. I also recognize that most people in this area like the firefighters and are very appreciative when they rescue them from life’s hazards. As your elected official, I have always been committed to ensuring that our tax-

es are at the lowest level possible; this area has the lowest total taxes in the region. However the cost for heating, fuel, hydro, insurance and other basic necessities for provision of fire protection services has risen significantly; there is no room in the budget for other than the basics. I understand that the cost of a new hall seems out of reach for some residents, but the deficiencies will have to be addressed if we wish to have fire protection. Although the options are very limited, I am committed to finding a solution. Recognition and Appreciation: I would like to recognize Fire Chief Jason DeJong, Deputy Chief Jason Layman, Training Officer Tony Marcotte, Dan DeClark, Paul Verhey, Brian Eagle, Florian Schulz, Keith Bates, Aaron Bergeron, Sandy David, Chris Gardner, Kristopher Hill, Ralph James, Kris Knight, Brian McIvor, Mike Paetz, Ryne Patez, Colby Sedola, Ron Strazza, and Scott Treasure. I thank all of you for your time and efforts to improve fire service to this area. I am very proud of you. I would also like to recognize the Commission members, and the ad hoc committee for developing a cost effective solution to the long term fire service. I would also like to thank all of you who cast your referendum ballot. Democracy cannot work without you. Your voice has been heard.

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SALTAIR & THE ISANDS

BY MEL DOREY We had a very productive meeting to discuss future upgrades to the Saltair

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Water System on Thursday, Nov. 17. Dave Leitch , the CVRD water manager, gave us a run down on the system and the problems with our aging system. There were about 100 people in attendance. The problems 1. Some of the water lines are old and made of concrete asbestos pipe that tends to break if stressed. 2. The pressures in the system need to be balanced so they are not too high or too low. 3. Some lines need to be looped to give good circulation so that algae doesn’t grow in the lines like it happened last summer on Old Victoria Road. The lines were flushed to get rid of the algae but this is a real inconvenience. 4. Some pipes need to be increased in size so there are better fire flows at the hydrants on those lines. Over the years we have been doing gradual upgrades when grant money is available. The provincial grants are now drying up so it looks like we will use our own money to get the water system up to standard. We can use our own money in two ways. We can borrow money or just up the parcel tax yearly. If we borrow we will have to pay interest which adds extra to the cost. Public approval needed: In order to go ahead with the upgrades and the expenditure of money, we need to get public approval from the residents of Saltair who are basically the owners of the system. There are different ways to get this approval and those were discussed at the meeting. 1. We can have a referendum which would take six months and cost the taxpayers of Saltair about $15,000. 2. We can do the Alternate Approval

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Process or AAP and it would cost about $1500 and it would take about four months. If 10% of the voters of Saltair disapprove, then the project is killed. 3. We can do a petition where we get the signatures of more than 50% of the households and that amounts to more than 50% of the assessment value of the properties. The cost of the petition is minimal because the forms are done inhouse by the CVRD and sign-up sheets are circulated by the residents of Saltair. This can be done in three weeks. The meeting was leaning towards using the petition method for approval and pay for it with a higher parcel tax but it will be discussed at the next meeting in the new year. The process from here:. Dave Leitch will do a more detailed report on how the upgrades will be done and the costs involved and come back to us in the new year with a plan. Garbage collection The CVRD has asked me to remind Saltair residents of the rules for putting out your garbage and recyclables at the curbside. The basics of the curbside garbage collection program in the Saltair area are: • Two can limit ( 20 kg each } • Container capacity is 77 Litre • Must have a container i.e. no bags at curb • Must have handles for lifting • No limits on recyclable material The CVRD toll free number for 245 phone numbers is 1-800-665-3955 otherwise for 246 it is 250-746-2500 and ask for Jason Adair, Solid Waste Management

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New Visitor centre arrives at LMS docks BY CINDY DAMPHOUSSE Ladysmith Maritime Society’s new Visitor Reception Centre has arrived from Bamberton. It is a 3,000 sq. ft. floating center on two floors that will house a laundry facility, family/handicap shower and washroom, separate men’s and women’s showers and washroom facilities.Also on the main floor there will be a kitchen and snack bar, with an area for customers to sit at a bar and look out on the marina. A welcome reception and check in area and a library with seating rounds out the rest of the space. Large cedar beams are throughout the building with space for large windows along most of the wall space. There is a large 10 foot covered walkway around the outside enhanced by the large cedar beams. This will become a gathering place for visitors and residents alike, a place to enjoy the Ladysmith Waterfront.

Winter Kayaking in Ladysmith Harbour BY PAUL GREY Avid kayakers paddle year round. In the winter a paddler needs to prepare a little differently. If you plan on paddling close to shore it’s all right to wear layered clothing that repels or wicks water away from the body. However, if you do fall in you will become hypothermic quite quickly. In this case, you need to have an extra set of clothing and a towel in a dry bag along with a thermos of hot tea or coffee. It’s best to wear a wet suit or dry suit in the winter, especially if you are going to be making a crossing. If I’m dressed in layers I wear high kayak boots

Dave Ehrishmann is pleased to have the new Visitor Reception Centre at the Ladysmith Maritime Society Docks. Photo: Cindy Damphousse

and keep my feet warm. Even in my dry suit I try to keep my feet and hands warm and dry. This keeps me comfortable for the next two or three hours. Sea kayaks are subject to Small Vessel Regulations. The essential equipment includes a PFD or lifejacket, a throw bag, a pump or bailer, a paddle, a light and a whistle. I would also recommend a sprayskirt, a spare paddle and a communications device such as a marine radio or cell phone. Ladysmith Harbour can be accessed from several points including the boat ramp below the new Home Hardware, Transfer Beach, Elliott Beach Park, or Davis Lagoon on a mid-tide or higher. Guides generally won’t take beginners out in a wind stronger than 15 knots, which slows your kayak about a knot per hour. Between 11 and 16 knots, you will see waves becoming longer whitecaps, flags extended and small branches moving. Watch for the signs before

Enjoying kayaking in Ladysmith Harbour can be fun summer or winter. Photo: Marina Sacht

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heading out. Launching from the boat ramp my wife and I headed toward Page Point near the north end of Woods Islands. It’s a short paddle across. The entrance between the point and the island can only be breached in a mid-tide or higher. This morning the wind was fairly stiff and we knew we would be somewhat sheltered in Burleith Arm. Page Point Inn (formerly Manana Lodge) sits on a portion of the original 160-acre homestead of David Page. He pre-empted the property two years after the confederation of BC (1871). At this time it was much easier to travel on water. In my kayak I had some sense of how he got around and the conditions he faced in the winter. His property and Brenton’s, which was closer to the Island Highway, were joined by a dirt wagon road. David Page was a true pioneer, who survived by his own wits and hard work. He died in 1918. Woods and Dunsmuir Islands are unique in many ways. I’ve seen river otters play in and out of the small caves and crevices, hiding from each other. The sandstone shorelines are wonderfully water-etched and storm-washed. Along the cliff edges and in isolated rock pockets are white and pink Stonecrop plants. This plant is relatively common to the east coast shores of Vancouver Island. In the summer you see its distinctive yellow flower. We paddled up the inside of Woods Island, entered the channel along the 49th parallel and then continued in a southeasterly direction a metre or two off the rocks. The winter sun warmed us as we leisurely headed toward the tombolo that connected the two Dunsmuir Islands for lunch. The Dunsmuir name is very familiar to locals. Ladysmith was initially a bedroom community for coal miners, who worked at the Extension Collieries. The mine was owned by Robert Dunsmuir and overseen by his son James. They transported thousands of tons of coal by train to the harbour, where it was washed and shipped abroad. Slack Point is the physical evidence of this time period. After a comfortable but slightly chilly lunch we hopped back in our Solstice GT and GTS kayaks and paddled across Shell Bay to the south end of the smaller Dunsmuir Island. Rounding the point we

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scared off, I believe, some Harlequin wintering ducks. They were too far away to identify them by the time I pulled out my binoculars. On an earlier paddle with my friend Gary we had seen an eagle swoop down in a matter of seconds toward a Bufflehead duck. The eagle braked at the last moment, sparing us the sight of a splattering of feathers. The wind had almost completely disappeared so we nipped directly across to Slack Point and worked our way back to the boat ramp. All in all, it was an easy winter paddle. Locally, kayaks can be rented at Sealegs Kayaking on Transfer Beach. Or you might consider buying a kayak, manufactured locally.

Ladysmith Coastguard Auxiliary BY ROB JOHNSON Ladysmith is blessed with many volunteer organizations. One of them that is often overlooked, but plays a vital role in protecting us from harm is the Ladysmith Coast Guard Auxiliary Station #29. The Auxiliary is composed of 26 active volunteers, 6 of which are trained coxswains. It is the second busiest CGA Station on the west coast. The Coast Guard Auxiliary organization has responded to over 3000 calls since they were founded. Our Ladysmith station alone had over 60 calls last year from boaters in distress within our area. They have been credited with saving 15 lives in addition to helping at least 40 individu-

Ladysmith Coast Guard Auxiliary Clockwise: Brian Cromp, Owen Popplestone, Mike Golletz, Lynn Peers, missing is Dan Robinson. The crew was one of three groups recognized for a rescue. Photo Rob Johnson

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als. The saving of lives and helping of people is the most important part of their efforts, however through their action they have saved over a million dollars of property. CGA #29 maintains a 24 hour a day, 365 day readiness, and has one of the fastest response times on the coast because of members’ proximity to their boat. To often they are called out to aid someone who has put themselves and others in harms way, which has resulted in a tragic death. Such was the case when they were called last October in the middle of the night to aid a boat that was involved in a boat log boom collision that resulted in the loss of life to one of the occupants and injuries to others. The crew was able to offer medical assistance to the injured and aid the authorities in their investigation. For their efforts the Ladysmith Auxiliary Unit and the crew were awarded a commendation. Like the rest of the Coast Guard Auxiliaries our local unit is self funded, with no financial help from either the province or the federal governments so when new equipment is needed they have to rely on donations and fund raising efforts. The Ladysmith Unit has to replace its rescue vessel the “Responder” which almost all of us have seen racing out of the Ladysmith Harbour on some mission. The new boat will cost over $250,000 so they are asking for your help, especially if you are boater who may need their services or have used their help in the past. Donations can be made to the “New Vessel” account at Island Saving or phone 250-668-2993. Thanks to all the members of our local CGA who have volunteered to help make our boating experience better and safer.

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December Dec 1-31, Countryside Christmas, Chemainus Theatere250-246-9820 Dec 1-4, Festival of Trees, Mount Brenton Centre, 3850 South Oyster School Rd., 250-924-7774 Dec 1-16, Christmas Hamper Registration, 630 2nd Ave. 250-245-3079 Dec 1-31, 2-4pm, Women’s Fashions of La Belle Epoque, 100 Museum Way Nanaimo, 250-753-1821 Dec 1-Jan 4, Chemainus Festival of Trees, The Chemainus Gardens Holiday Resort Dec 1,8,15,22,29, 7pm, Blues Jam, Ryder’s Roadhouse, ron@datamasters.net Dec 2, 8pm, Lane 31, Duncan Garage Showroom, 201330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246 Dec 3,10,17, 3pm, Saturday Afternoon Open Stage, Court Sports Lounge Dec 6, 9am, Employment Navigators Workshop Resume 101, 710 1st Ave., 250-245-7134 Dec 6, 6pm, Business After Business – Art of Brewing, Ladysmith Chamber of Commerce, 250-245-2112 Dec 7-18, Yellowpoint Christmas Spectacular, Cedar Community Hall, 250 754 8550 Dec 7,14, 7pm, Yellow Point Singers Practice Night, Cedar Secondary School, 250-245-3727 Dec 7, 9:30am, Employment Navigators21st Century Job Search, 710 1st Ave., 250-245-7134 Dec 7, 7pm, Shrine Fantasy Show, Port Theatre, 250754-8550 Dec 7, 8pm, Gregory Hoskins, Duncan Garage Showroom, 201-330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246 Dec 8, 9am, Employment Navigators Workshop Crafting Your Cover Letter, 710 1st Ave., 250-245-7134 Dec 8, 6pm, Family Christmas, The Cotton Club 1975 Haslam Rd., 250-245-5157 Dec 8, 7:30pm, The Nylons Christmas Show, Port Theatre, 250-754-8550 Dec 9, 7pm, Dylan Thomas’ A Child’s Christmas in Wales, 6234 Spartan Rd., 250-754-7587 Dec 10, 11am-4pm, Old Fashion Christmas, Nanaimo Museum, 100 Museum Way, Nanaimo, 250-753-1821 Dec 10, 10am, Live at the Met-Faust, Cowichan Theatre, 250-748-7529 www.cowichantheatre.bc.ca Dec 10, 1pm, Shrek the Halls, Chemainus Best Western Dec 10, 3:30pm&7:30pm, Winter Harp, Port Theatre, 250-754-8550 Dec 10, 6pm, Mount Brenton Power Squadron Christmas Lights Sail Past, Transfer Beach

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Dec 10, 6:20pm, Chemainus Christmas Carol Ship, departs from Chemainus Harbour

Dec 14, 9:30am, Employment Navigators Microsoft Word – Basics and Beyond, 710 1st Ave., 250-245-7134

Dec 18, 9:30am, Christmas Pageant, St. Philip’s Anglican Church, 250-722-3455

Dec 10, 7pm, Annual Folk Guild Christmas Potluck & Songcircle, Duncan United Church, 250-748-3975

Dec 14, 1pm, Employment Navigators One Week Job Documentary, 710 1st Ave., 250-245-7134

Dec 18, 10am, Carol Craft Fair, North Oyster Community Hall, 13467 Cedar Rd., 250-722-2556

Dec 10, 8pm, Naughty & Spice Burlesque Troupe, 201330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246

Dec 14, 8pm, Stowaways/Ryan McNally, Duncan Garage Showroom, 201-330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246

Dec 18, 2pm, Corner Searle Student Showcase, 201330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246

Dec 10, 8pm, David Gogo, Dancing Bean Café, 250-246-5050

Dec 15, 9am, Employment Navigators Workshop Resume 101, 710 1st Ave. 250-245-7134

Dec 18, 4pm, Santa Claus Parade, Ladysmith see ad for route

Dec 15, 10:30am, Holiday Fun for Preschoolers, Cedar Heritage Centre, 250-722-0123

Dec 18, 7pm, Thirst Karaoke Christmas, St. Philip’s Anglican Church, 250-722-3455

Dec 15-31, 6:30pm, Panto Hickory Dickory Dock, Ladysmith Little Theatre, 250-924-0658

Dec 18, 8pm, David Vest Band, Duncan Garage Showroom, 201-330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246

Dec 15, 6pm, Family Christmas, The Cotton Club 1975 Haslam Rd., 250-245-5157

Dec 19-23, 10am, Polar Express Day Camp, Cedar Heritage Centre, 250-722-0123

Dec 15, 8pm, McCandless Family Band, Duncan Garage Showroom, 201-330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246

Dec 19, 7:30pm, Canadian Country Christmas Concert, Port Theatre, 250-754-8550

Dec 16, Celebration of Lights, Eagles Hall fundraiser for Ladysmith Food Bank, 250-734-1766

Dec 20, 9am, Employment Navigators Workshop Resume 101, 710 1st Ave, 250-245-7134

Dec 16, 5:30pm, Winter Wonderland Skate, Fuller Lake Arena

Dec 21, LRCA’s Christmas hampers deliveries

Dec 11, 9:30am, Advent Lessons and Carols, St. Philip’s Anglican Church, 250-722-3455 Dec 11, 10am, Carol Craft Fair, North Oyster Community Hall, 13467 Cedar Rd., 250-722-2556 Dec 11, 2pm, Winter Harp, Cowichan Theatre, 250-7487529 www.cowichantheatre.bc.ca Dec 11, 2pm,’ Twas in the Moon of Wintertime, St. Michael’s Church ,Chemainus, 250-748-8383 Dec 11, 2:30pm, Brigadoon Dance Academy – Christmas Eve in Scotland, Port Theatre 250-754-8550 Dec 11, 6:30pm, 35th Annual Ladysmith Christmas Festival of Choirs, 1135 4th Ave. Dec 11, 7pm, A Thirst for Something New, St. Philip’s Anglican Church, 250-722-3455 Dec 11, 8pm, Art Napoleon, Duncan Garage Showroom, 201-330 Duncan St. ,250-748-7246 Dec 12, 1pm, Employment Navigators Preparing for an Interview, 710 1st Ave., 250-245-7134 Dec 12, 4:45pm, Bingo, Chemainus Senior Drop-in Centre, 250-246-2111 Dec 12, 7:30pm, Christmas with the Rat Pack, Port Theatre, 250-754-8550 Dec 12, 8pm, Wes Borg’s Comedy Night , Duncan Garage Showroom, 201-330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246 Dec 13, 9am, Employment Navigators Computer Basics for Beginners, 710 1st Ave., 250-245-7134

Dec 16, 7pm, Advent Reconciliation Penitential, St. Mary’s 1135 4th Ave., 250-245-3414 Dec 16, 7pm, The Nutcracker, Cowichan Theatre, 250748-7529 www.cowichantheatre.bc.ca Dec 16, 7pm, Christmastime Concert, St. Andrews Church, 250-741-6998 Dec 16, 7:30pm, It’s A Charlie Brown Christmas, Port Theatre, 250-754-8550 Dec 16, 8pm, Skulastic/Wes Paul/BCB/One Fifty Production, 201-330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246 Dec 17, 1pm, The Nutcracker, Cowichan Theatre, 250748-7529 www.cowichantheatre.bc.ca

Dec 22, 7pm, Music in the Lake, Lower Centennial Hall, Lake Cowichan, 250-748-3975 Dec 22, 8pm, Abbie & Friends, Duncan Garage Showroom, 201-330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246 Dec 23, 8pm, Smoking Rockets, Duncan Garage Showroom, 201-330 Duncan St, 250-748-7246 Dec 24, 6:30pm, Christingle Service, St. Philip’s Anglican Church, 250-722-3455 Dec 24, 8pm, A Christmas Story, Duncan Garage Showroom, 201-330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246 Dec 24, 8:30pm, Carols, St. Mary’s 1135 4th Ave., 250-245-3414

Dec 17, 1pm, Shrek the Halls, Chemainus Best Western

Dec 24, 9pm, Mass, St. Mary’s 1135 4th Ave., 250245-3414

Dec 13, 11:30, Ladysmith Chamber of Commerce General Meeting, Dragon City,250-245-2112

Dec 17,3pm, Little Town Christmas festive family fun for free, Waterwheel Park

Dec 24, 9:30pm, Carols by Candlelight, Cedar United Church, 1644 Cedar Rd.,1-250-650-6413

Dec 13, 7pm, Ladysmith Camera Club annual potluck social and gear exchange, Hardwick Hall www.LadysmithCameraClub.com

Dec 17, 7pm, Dance featuring Happy Hans, Chemainus Senior Drop-in Centre, 250-246-2111

Dec 24, 11pm, Christmas Eve Service, St. Philip’s Anglican Church, 250-722-3455

Dec 17, 8pm, Mother Tongue Band, Duncan Garage Showroom, 201-330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246

Dec 25, 8am, 3rd Annual Breakfast, Duncan Garage Showroom, 201-330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246

Dec 13, 8pm, Blues, Duncan Garage 250-748-7246

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Dec 25, 9am, Christmas Day Mass, St. Mary’s Catholic Church 1135 4th Ave., 250-245-3414

Jan 12, 8pm, Leathan Milne/Colin Easthope, 201-330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246

Jan 25, 8:15pm, Zumba, Cedar Heritage Centre, 250-722-0123

Dec 25, 9:30am, Christmas Day Service, Cedar United Church 1644 Cedar Rd., 1-250-650-6413

Jan 13, 7:30pm, Nikki Payne, Port Theatre, 250-754-8550

Jan 25, 8pm, Althea Cunningham/Birgit Kurt, 201-330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246

Dec 25, 10am, Christmas Day Service, St. Philip’s Anglican Church,, 250-722-3455 Dec 30, 8pm, Joe Charron, Duncan Garage Showroom, 201-330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246 Dec 31, 7pm, New Years Eve Dinner Dance, The Cotton Club 1975 Haslam Rd., 250-245-5157 Dec 31, 8pm, Georgia’s Birthday Party & NYE Celebration, 201-330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246 Dec 31, New Years Eve Bash, live band, The Sportsman Pub, 250-245-8033 Dec 31, New Years Eve Celebration, Page Point Bistro, 250-924-1110

Jan 14, 10:00am, Theatre Sports Workshop, Cedar Heritage Centre, 250-722-0123 Jan 14, 11:30am, Discover Your Medium, Cedar Heritage Centre, 250-722-0123 Jan 15, 8pm, Head of the Herd, Duncan Garage Showroom, 201-330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246 Jan 16, 8pm, Andy White, Duncan Garage Showroom, 201-330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246 Jan 17, 9am, Employment Navigators Workshop Resume 101, 710 1st Ave., 250-245-7134 Jan 17, 7:30pm, Classic Coffee Concert Series, Port Theatre, 250-754-8550

Jan 26, 7pm, Music in the Lake, Lower Centennial Hall, Lake Cowichan, 250-748-3975 Jan 27, 8pm, Colours of Sun/Chris Ronald, Duncan Garage Showroom, 201-330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246 Jan 28, 10:00am, Theatre Sports Workshop, Cedar Heritage Centre, 250-722-0123 Jan 28, 11:30am, Discover Your Medium, Cedar Heritage Centre, 250-722-0123 Jan 28, 7:30pm, The Rankin Family, Cowichan Theatre, 250-748-7529 www.cowichantheatre.bc.ca Jan 28, 7:30pm, Heroes Forever, Port Theatre, 250-754-8550

Dec 31, New Years Eve Dinner, Royal Dar, 250-245-0168

Jan 18, 11:30am, Soup & Sandwich, Chemainus Senior Drop-in Centre, 250-246-2111

Jan 28, 8pm, Stone Vaughn Toole, Duncan Garage Showroom, 201-330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246

January

Jan 18, 8:15pm, Zumba, Cedar Heritage Centre, 250-722-0123

Jan 30, 11am, Latin Fit, Cedar Heritage Centre, 250-722-0123

Jan 1, 11am, Polar Bear Swim, Transfer Beach, 250-245-6424

Jan 19, 10:30am, Full Figure Yoga, Cedar Heritage Centre, 250-722-0123

Jan1, 9:30am, Lessons and Carols, St. Philip’s Anglican Church, 250-722-3455

Jan 19, 12pm, LDBA AGM, Columbo’s Restaurant

February

Jan 19, 8pm, In Media Res, Duncan Garage Showroom, 201-330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246

Feb 1, 8:15pm, Zumba, Cedar Heritage Centre 250-722-0123

Jan 2, 8pm, Rooftop Runners, Duncan Garage Showroom, 201-330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246 Jan 3, 9am, Employment Navigators Workshop Resume 101, 710 1st Ave., 250-245-7134 Jan 4, 9:30am, Employment Navigators21st Century Job Search, 710 1st Ave., 250-245-7134 Jan 5, 7:30pm, Jim Cuddy Band, Port Theatre, 250-754-8550 Jan 7-8, 9am, Christmas tree chipping, behind Fire Hall on Malone Rd., 250-245-6436 Jan 7, 8pm, Glenn Chattel, Duncan Garage Showroom, 201-330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246 Jan 8-9, TheatreOne’s Fringe Flicks – The Guard, 150 Commercial St., 250-754-7587 Jan 10, 9am, Employment Navigators Computer Basics for Beginners, 710 1st Ave. 250-245-7134 Jan 10, 8pm, Blues Tuesday, Duncan Garage Showroom, 201-330 Duncan St., 250-748-7246 Jan 11, 9:30am, Employment Navigators Microsoft Word – Basics and Beyond, 710 1st Ave. 250-245-7134

Jan 19, 8pm, Gerry Dee: Life After Teaching Tour, Port Theatre, 250-754-8550 Jan 20 – Feb 11, Harvest, Chemainus Theatre, 250-246-9820 Jan 20, 7:30pm, Cinderella-Ballet Victoria, Cowichan Theatre, 250-748-7529 www.cowichantheatre.bc.ca Jan 21, 10:00am, Theatre Sports Workshop, Cedar Heritage Centre, 250-722-0123 Jan 21, 10am, Live at the Met - Enchanted Island, Cowichan Theatre, 250-748-7529 Jan 21, 11:30am, Discover Your Medium, Cedar Heritage Centre, 250-722-0123 Jan 21, 5pm, Pot Luck Birthday Parties, Chemainus Senior Drop-in Centre, 250-246-2111 Jan 22-23, TheatreOne’s Fringe Flicks – Le Havre, 150 Commercial St., 250-754-7587 Jan 23, 11am, Latin Fit, Cedar Heritage Centre, 250-722-0123 Jan 24, 10:30am, Yin Yoga, Cedar Heritage Centre, 250-722-0123

Jan 31, 10:30am, Yin Yoga, Cedar Heritage Centre, 250-722-0123

Feb 2, 10:30am, Full Figure Yoga, Cedar Heritage Centre 250-722-0123 Feb 4, 10:00am, Theatre Sports Workshop, Cedar Heritage Centre 250-722-0123 Feb 4, 11:30am, Discover Your Medium, Cedar Heritage Centre 250-722-0123 Feb 5-6, TheatreOne’s Fringe Flicks –Take Shelter, 150 Commercial St. 250-754-7587 Feb 6, 11am, Latin Fit, Cedar Heritage Centre 250-722-0123 Feb 7, 10:30am, Yin Yoga, Cedar Heritage Centre 250-722-0123 Feb 7, 7:30pm, Ballet Nacional De Cuba, Port Theatre 250-754-8550 Feb 8, 8:15pm, Zumba, Cedar Heritage Centre 250-722-0123 Feb 9, 10:30am, Full Figure Yoga, Cedar Heritage Centre 250-722-0123 Feb 11, 10:00am, Theatre Sports Workshop, Cedar Heritage Centre 250-722-0123 Feb 11, 11:30am, Discover Your Medium, Cedar Heritage Centre 250-722-0123 Feb 11, 7:30pm, Scrapartsmusic, Port Theatre 250-754-8550 Feb 12, 7:30pm, Jamie Adkins – Circus Incognitus, Port Theatre 250-754-8550 Feb 13, 11am, Latin Fit, Cedar Heritage Centre 250-722-0123 Feb 14, 10:30am, Yin Yoga, Cedar Heritage Centre 250-722-0123 Feb 15, 8:15pm, Zumba, Cedar Heritage Centre 250-722-0123

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Full speed astern. I’ve got the idea to make me rich beyond my wildest dreams, not that I’ll be forgetting my friends. Because I’m such a nice guy, you’ll all have the chance to get in on the ground floor and ride this rocket to the moon. For an idea to succeed in this rough and tumble economic climate it must address a real need, experienced by a large group of people. And what do we Baby Boomers need? A way to get our car out of the

supermarket parking lot without denting the rear bumper, that’s what. I don’t know about you, but I’m getting tired of all those thank you cards from my auto body shop. In my late fifties, a bottle of scotch started arriving at Christmas. Then for my birthday. Now it’s once a month. It’s the stupid cards that are annoying. “Thinking of you. Wish you were here. Five long weeks and counting.” That kind of thing. Whoever designed the present system of parking was a genetic freak with a 360-degree swivel for a neck and a second set of eyes in the back of his head, which doubled the cost of sunglasses, but made backing up way easier. Backing a car out of a tight parking space sucks. After age 60 your head

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doesn’t want to turn. Even if you get it cranked over, the headrest and ridiculously small rear window impede vision. My father, a questionable driver at the best of times, having scored two direct hits on the liquor store, was of the opinion that anyone stupid enough to park behind him was fair game. He never even looked. “Their problem,” he used to say, with a curious gleam in his eye. We only found out later, he had invested heavily in local auto body shops. First we slapped a bumper sticker on the back of his car. Not Responsible For Objects In My Path. Then we mounted an aircraft landing light on his roof, strong enough to melt anything this side of a Chevy Suburban. Finally we equipped his long suffering Volkswagen Rabbit with bells, whistles, and a large microphone that announced in a mechanical voice, “Attention all shoppers. Those in the area of the green Volkswagen Rabbit must evacuate the Area. Repeat. Must Evacuate the Area.” Let’s face it, human beings weren’t designed to go backwards. If you have any doubts, try running backwards or better still, try riding your bike backwards. So

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why are we expected to drive our car backwards? What we need is a paradigm busting, revolutionary way out of this mess. Which occurred to me while navigating the Ladysmith roundabout. Actually, that’s where I get most of my ideas. I find the circular movement relaxing. Like a psychic mantra, it allows me to connect with my deepest thoughts and feelings. It’s like spiraling into the head office of your brain, where all the choice ideas are stored. I was up to lap 246, running low on gas, with two police cars on my bumper when the answer to the backing up problem came to me. We equip each parking space with little turntables like they have in railway roundhouses. The driver hops in his car, issues the command, “on dancer, on blitzen,” the turntable revolves and a Baby Boomer gets to drive out unimpeded. You’re thinking this will be expensive and who’s going to pay for it. The shopping centres can foot the bill. We force them to do this by an act of parliament, which for now we’ll call Operation 360. Maybe we can get Anderson Cooper on the poster. Meanwhile we start building turntables. So far the prototype is working flawlessly. I got the engine out of a cement mixer and the turntable was a rotating stage from a strip bar. Phone when my wife isn’t home if you have any questions. So if you want to climb on board, there’s plenty of space. My little company needs start up funds and for every dollar invested I… hold on a minute, it’s the phone, long distance from Brunei. Oh, it’s the Sultan. “Sully, how the hell are you? Is there still room on the bus? Of course there is, what level of involvement do you wish? The platinum shares? Sure. Fifty billion? Consider it done. Shares are selling fast. Act now while there is still time. Just fill up a very large envelope with all the money you’ve got and come on down. If I’m not there, check the roundabout in Ladysmith. After a busy day at the roundabout, an excellent wine to unwind with (Unwind, get it?) is Chateau De Pierreux (Broully), a classic Beaujolais, perfect for turkey, yours for $20. Delbert Horrocks is the co-proprietor at Mahle House restaurant in Cedar. For more reading check Delbert’s blog. Slightlycorkedandmore.wordpress.com

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It was with mixed feelings we sat down to dinner at Ladysmith’s Royal Dar. The East Indian restaurant has a well deserved reputation for first rate Indian food prepared with care and the best ingredients. Wednesday night was no exception, yet, while we celebrated the fragrant food we were sad that after seven years, Kam and Gurb Gill are relocating to Duncan. The Royal Dar will close its doors at the Ladysnith location on January 1st 2012. They will be serving a special New Year’s Eve dinner. The Royal Dar

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Kam Gill and chef Dinesh Prasad , Royal Dar will be relocating to Duncan.

will be relocating to downtown Duncan in a 103 year old Victorian building at 148 3rd Street. They will be open in mid February. Check out their website for updates. It will be well worth the drive

to Duncan. In the meantime enjoy their hospitality in Ladysmith until Dec. 31. Ladysmith’s Jen McQuhae and Sam Beswick took over the Cedarbrook Res-

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Page Point Inn has new winter hours. The waterfront bistro is open Wed-Fri 5pm-9pm, Sat-Sun 11:30am-9pm. They are taking a well deserved break and closing for January. Drop by and check out their new winter menu.Upcoming events include a six course New Year’s dinner with optional wine pairing and a special “locals only” 3 course dinner Wednesdays and Thursdays for $25. The Cottonwood Golf Course has winter rates of $20 after 12pm. The restaurant is open daily 11am-4pm and on Sunday’s enjoy their Brunch Buffet ($12.99). They are hosting a Christmas Dinner Celebrations Dec. 8 and 15. Jen McQuhae and Sam Beswick opened Cedar Plank restaurant at Cedar Village. Photo: Marina Sacht

taurant and after an extensive renovation have opened the Cedar Plank. We enjoyed dinner and its bright new look. The restaurant offers breakfast, lunch and dinner. We tried them out for dinner and found the prices to be very reasonable. The Chipotle Mussels were large enough to share ($9.99). My companion enjoyed the NY Steak Dinner with garlic roasted potatoes and vegetables $15.95. I had the Cedar Plank Salmon $16.95. It was a generous portion of baked wild coho on a cedar plank! We will be back to try the in-house made calzone. It’s live music at the popular In the Beantime. On Dec 10 catch the Ryan McMahan and Chris Arudda. Show. Tickets $10 or dinner and show $25.

The Mahle House kicked off their first “Long Table” Dinner on Nov 17. We were fortunate to be one of the lucky diners who enjoyed four course dinner accompanied with two Amuse Bouche. The food was scrumptious and the company was extraordinary. We left with happy palates and new friend’s emails. The Mahle House wants to help make sure everyone is well fed. Their foodbank drive is going well. Dining guests bringing in a non -perishable item receive one raffle ticket per item. On Dec 19 they will draw two winners each to receive a $100 gift certificate. Check the facebook page for updates on their next Long Table Dinner. Mahle hosts Tara & Stephen Wislon

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As we enter a new year with a new Town Council for Ladysmith, it affords us an opportunity to look for new ways to save money. In creating the Town’s 2012 budget, Council will have an opportunity to review programs to make them more viable. One that bears looking is the trolley. It is a huge drain on the Town’s coffers. While I do not have the exact figures, I have determined that the cost is is close to if not more that $200,000 a year. The latest trolley report (October 2011) reported revenue, based on the newly implemented fee structure is about $1,000 a month or $12,000 a year, while ridership has dropped to an average of 41 per day. Last year the taxpayer subsidized the trolley. This subsidy accounted for half of the 5 per cent increase in our property tax. The question is can we maintain the trolley service while reducing its costs? I would like to make a suggestion that would maintain the existing level of service and routes but at about half the cost by parking the existing buses (trolleys) and tendering the service to an existing transportation company such as one of our local taxi companies. They could use a 9 passenger van (or similar vehicle) and take over the existing routes and schedule. If they charged the same fee as is now in effect for the trolley, plus the Town subsidize this service to the tune of say $100,000 per year, we would still have the same level of service while saving the around $100,000. One of the conditions could be that if there was a demand for more than the van could accommodate they would have to call in an additional vehicle to handle the surplus. The present drivers who would be displaced could be offered other positions within the Town’s work force. This is only my opinion, but I think that the new Council could reduce the tax burden on our community and its a plan worth consideration. At least that’s as I see it.

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Humuhumu Nukunuku Apua’a There was frost on the ground this morning. That always gets me thinking of warmer places. I have a picture hanging in the bathroom of my favourite fish; Humuhumunukunukuapua’a or the Latin Balistapus Rectangulas, or Picasso fish affectionately known as Humu. This reef trigger fish is the state fish of Hawai’i and always seems to be the first and last thing that you see when you go snorkeling. Humuhumu means small trigger fish, nukunuku means small snout and apua’a is Hawai’ian for pig; so... small trigger fish with a small snout that sounds and looks like a pig. Very unflattering name but one must admit they are strange looking creatures. The fat body looks like a stepped-on rectangle. The tiny mouth has a set of blue teeth and the puffy lips have a blue moustache. The eyes are set well back, almost on the top of the rectangle with blue and black stripes across the forehead between them. A black band runs from the eye down to the pectoral fin which has a lovely red stripe. The black extends

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aft in a widening band outlined in yellow. Forward of the tail is a black triangle also outlined in yellow. The back is orange and the nose and belly are a duller orange and blue. This is just one species of trigger fish. Others have their own bizarre patterns. When caught in a net and brought out of the water, they make grunting noises like an apua’a. They are not tasty and are bony. Humu is also aggressive and will not allow another trigger fish in their territory. If threatened, they dive into a small hole in the reef and raise a very bony dorsal fin (the trigger) that prevents them from being pulled out. They are not afraid of snorkelers and stay at a safe distance, keeping an eye on you. Humus feed by shoveling up a mouthful of sand and sorting through it in their mouths for edible bits. The sand is spit out My first trip to Hawai’i was in the early eighties, camping on the beach parks of the Big Island. My kids turned into wild beach rats and I wasn’t far behind. My days consisted of walking a few miles to a small town for food and beer, snorkeling, reading, snorkeling, snoozing, snorkeling... you get the picture. The reefs were thick with amazing fish and I couldn’t get enough of them. I had a shell necklace, a pair of shorts and flip flops. Reality was a long way off. One night, a group of us were discussing the upcoming Christmas Day communal dinner. I mentioned that I had had a close encounter with a huge moray eel and knew where it lived. It was decided that I would spear this creature and it would be one of the signature entrees. I think it was bourbon that influenced us all that night. A fruit platter was our family’s contribution

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and the huge moray and I were spared our confrontation. We flew home. A few days later I was working on the bow of a ship leaving Prince Rupert in a snow storm. The shorts and shell necklace were gone and reality was back. A few years ago, the long haired one and I had a spectacular holiday on the southern part of Hawai’i. Turtles are protected now and they were everywhere but the fish are not. There seemed to me to be less than half the numbers I remembered. Humu was there but just grunted and spit sand at me when I asked him where everybody was. An Island naturalist told me that the fish are depleted because of collectors that supply tropical fish to aquarium dealers. A solution of bleach is released that immobilizes the fish that are then scooped up and sold to dealers. The fish are damaged by this solution and many die. Those that do make it to the pretty salt water aquariums are not in the best shape. What does the solution do to the coral? There is pressure on the Hawai’ian government to protect the fish. Other than golf and hula girls, it is one of the reasons that people go there. Why would you not protect your reefs? Your assets? We found a bay where spinner dolphins came to rest and we spent many hours lying face down in the water, watching them lazily swimming and playing. I said aloha to Humu on my last day and told him I would be back. He is always there on my bathroom wall to remind me of my promise. Say aloha to him for me if you go this winter. I’d go with you but I can’t find my shell necklace. To comment on this article visit www.take5.ca

The BC SPCA is trying to find “forever homes” for hundreds of homeless animals during the month of December through its Home for the Holidays pet adoption drive. SPCA shelters, adoption centres and volunteer-run branches currently have 4,000 homeless cats, kittens, dogs, puppies, rabbits and small animals in care. “What better gift to give a homeless animal than a caring family and a warm home?” says Lorie Chortyk, general manager of community relations for the BC SPCA. “The SPCA strongly discourages giving pets as gifts. But if an individual or family has carefully considered their decision and the responsibility of a new pet, the holidays can be an optimum time to adopt. Families are more likely to be off work or school during the holidays and have more time to spend with each other and with their new companion animal.” Chortyk says it is sad to think of animals having to spend the holidays at a shelter. “Our staff and volunteers do an outstanding job of nurturing the animals in our care, but there is no substitute for being part of a permanent, loving family. If you are thinking about welcoming a dog, cat or other furry creature into your home at this time of year, please come and meet some of the wonderful pets that we have available. Your love will change the life of a homeless animal forever.” You can search SPCA animals available for adoption by location, breed, age, gender, colour and other characteristics at spca. bc.ca. The website also lists the locations and contact information for all BC SPCA branches and satellite adoption centres as well as important pet care information. Visit the SPCA in person or online and find your new best friend today!

SPCA in urgent need of blankets SPCA shelters are in urgent need of towels, blankets and sheets to help keep the animals warm during the cold weather. “We always need these items, but due to the cold weather we are in desperate need of them right now,” says Lorie Chortyk, general manager of community relations for the BC SPCA. “If anyone has towels or bedding to spare, the SPCA would be extremely grateful for your help.” For the location of the SPCA branch nearest you, visit spca.bc.ca.

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What’s in a name? “Contrary to popular belief, “Damn It” is not God’s last name.”

- Seen on a construction wall, Philadelphia, 1969) BY JACKIE MOAD I figure my first story should be a true one, a sort of very young love story, poignant, painful for some, funny for most, but cross-my-heart true. My last name is Moad, always has been, kept it even after I married the man ‘o my dreams. Moad like toad. That way people know how to spell it. But when I was a kid, it sometimes felt more like a cruel nickname. So there I am, with all my teenage angst, a budding toad, and madly in puppy love with Wayne Swayze. What a heartthrob, a football star and me a cheerleader. With my Dad’s army transfer that year we had moved from Newfoundland to London, Ontario, complete with east coast accents and ten year outdated dress and hair style. Not a good way to fit into a new high school when you’re a teenager. But I was athletic and determined (hence the cheerleading). And then there was Wayne. All the girls thought he was a dreamboat and I still swear he must have been Patrick Swayze’s twin brother. Well to my total surprise he asked me out on a Friday night date. Word spread like wildfire through the school – Wayne asked Toad out (didn’t anyone know my name was Jackie?) I think we went to a movie, that part’s a bit of a blur. But not the rest! I had a strict ten pm curfew and Wayne was ever

Jackie Moad sends in the clown

the gentleman. I was at the doorstep by two minutes to ten. And then, and then, yessss he kissed me goodnight. What a kiss. What a great night. Now comes the rub. And this is, without a word of a lie, the honest truth. When Wayne came back to school on Monday he had a wart on the end of his nose. Not a zit, not a blister, a real wart. And it continued to grow exponentially for weeks. The chatter about how Toad gave Wayne that wart flew through the gossip circles and lasted at least forever. Wayne never asked me out again. As a matter of fact no one asked me out for the rest of the school year. And although my amphibious name

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followed me throughout high school it morphed into Quazimoado at university and later, whilst dabbling in the art of clowning, became Moadiodoe. But I digress. Back to the story at hand, the Great Wart Incident. Flash forward 25 years... Laurie and I were flying east to a convention. He planned to stop in Toronto to visit his folks, and I would carry on to London to see my family. We decided to surprise them all. It was October 31st. And since I had a readymade costume I boarded the bus in TO as Jackie Moad and through the magic of makeup and flamboyant circus-class duds exited that same bus in London as Moadiodoe. Immediately and with great fanfare, I flagged down a taxi, scooted into the back seat behind the driver, and in falsetto clown-voice, gave him the address. And then I glanced down at the licence and picture behind the cabbie’s seat. Ya, you guessed it - it was Wayne Swayze, 25 years older, a touch of grey at the temples, still drop-dead gorgeous and NO WART, not even a scar. All the way to my parent’s house, as he took furtive glances at me in his rear view mirror, I waffled about revealing my true identity. Still pondering the introduction we reached my destination. I jumped out. It was a $5 fare. I gave him $10 and told him to keep the change. Some things are better left as just a memory; just a name. Taxiiii!!! Jackie Moad is an RN at NRGH, answers to many Moadish names, and farms 20 acres organically on Vancouver Island with life-partner Laurie Gourlay, who calls her his MoadaLisa.