how to let someone you are crushing on know that you would really really like them to “be yours” in the words of John Cooper Clarke
as an informational zine
So picture this, you REALLY like someone. You try to gather the courage to tell them your TRUE feelings, however words just fall short. No matter how hard you try you just sound like a bumbling fool. Sighing in defeat, you turn on your nearest radio and the song “I wanna be yours” by John Cooper Clarke is playing. Like a lightbulb in a sea of darkness, you KNOW. This is how you are going to confess your true feelings. And so, here is a zine. Hopefully it can help you get on the right track. I believe in you. And John Cooper Clarke does too.
4 i wanna be yours
I Wanna Be Yours by: john cooper clarke
I wanna be your vacuum cleaner Breathing in your dust I wanna be your Ford Cortina I will never rust If you like your coffee hot Let me be your coffee pot You call the shots I wanna be yours I wanna be your raincoat For those frequent rainy days I wanna be your dreamboat When you want to sail away Let me be your teddy bear Take me with you anywhere I don’t care I wanna be yours I wanna be your electric meter I will not run out I wanna be the electric heater You’ll get cold without I wanna be your setting lotion Hold your hair in deep devotion Deep as the deep Atlantic ocean That’s how deep is my devotion
john cooper clarke
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I wanna be your
vacuum cleaner
6 i wanna be yours
breathing dust in your
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I wanna be your
ford cortina
I will never rust
8 i wanna be yours
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If you like your
coffee hot
10 i wanna be yours
Let me be your
coffee pot john cooper clarke
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You call the
shots
12 i wanna be yours
I wanna be yours.
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I wanna be your
raincoat
14 i wanna be yours
For those frequent
rainy days john cooper clarke
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16 i wanna be yours
I wanna be your
dreamboat sail away When you want to
john cooper clarke
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Let me be your
teddy bear
18 i wanna be yours
Take me with you
anywhere
john cooper clarke
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i don’t care 20 i wanna be yours
I wanna be yours.
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I wanna be your
22 i wanna be yours
electric meter
I will not
run out john cooper clarke
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24 i wanna be yours
electric heater I wanna be the
you’ll get cold without
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I wanna be your
setting lotion
26 i wanna be yours
deep devotion
Hold your hair in
john cooper clarke
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Deep as the deep
28 i wanna be yours
ocean...
That’s how deep is my devotion
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