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by tbHUNKYDORY, Mar 3, 2013, 5:38:40 AM Literature / Scripts & Screenplays / Skits & Sketches / Comedy

TOYING w DANGER Although, after having reached the independence from Soviet Union, tamed the blinded zombie kind minds of its citizens and being bombed by emperor Russia, Georgia has become a place of euphoric positivism and determination the American Dream of ‘Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness’ remained distant and was punctured by war and economic instability. Despite all those, the election was held, provocateur activists came with majority in parliament and new laws have been adopted in proportion of their new wills and needs in future, that expand their new parliamentary oligarchs’ business to grow more and people like me become more poor, or in other words, jobless and without any hope and chance to get a job, cause old times came back; that means you can never get a job with your knowledge but only in case of having competitive relatives and friends. And where is civil rebellion? nowhere, they don't even know what really happens in life, they watch only PMs own TV channels, and if you dare to cry out loud in your family, that's untrue, or they lie to us, and show real news from you other sources in net, your powerful genial father will beat you, because you do not bow him, yelling they are manipulating with your minds (who are those THEY? duno)., you are hopeless, you are dirt, you are zero, and God will damned me, because I do not kiss his hands, because our Patriarch told us to do so, and because our Patriarch supports PM they elected So Happy-Go-Lucky reflects of the euphoric spirit of their GEORGIAN DREAM are coming in true for fatty politicians, that even have not finished any universities, but also scenes of social unrest like me – can do only one thing sitting at the table and searching for any scholarship programs that let leave country to be able not to live, but exits on the earth in future. Now I try to show only one day, the list of FB posts of one evening, that I hope will capture the zeitgeist of this awful of art nation, where humankind pigs destroy democracy and built authoritarian state of Russia again. At dusk, I used to sit in front of my room window with laptop and watch latest posts in FB. And here they are: @ “At the Legal affairs Committee of Parliament discussed the funny sensitive issue. The Criminal Code includes changes, which states that “the products of sexual nature” won’t be sold in children’s department clothes and toy shops, or it should be punished with 100lari fine. At schools, institutions for persons fewer than 18 or on other territories away from fifty meters, selling products of sexual nature will be punished by a fine of fifty Lari. Products of same nature, for sale to persons under the age of 18 will be fined with 100 Lari. The Committee discusses what products is sexual or not”. @ “Could the condoms with Big Babol taste be banned? They are children’s’ ” @

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“Gennady Khazanov – the congress minutes “About using contraceptives in the USSR”. @ “There are two kinds of blankets, a warm for warmth and the sexual, which is a function of the satisfaction of sexual desire. Exactly those types could not be sold and the others would be sold”. @ “There are two types of lashes, one for a horse and another for a person who has the desire to satisfy sexual functions. Exactly that one cannot be sold and the first one could”. @ “There are two types of handcuffs, one to arrest someone and the other for partner, who has the desire to satisfy his sexual fantasy. Exactly the last one cannot be sold, but the first one could”. @ “I am looking for a guy with entertainment condoms. I’m sad ))))))” @ “and size matters?” @ “Condoms have a…” VIDOE link "პრეზერვატივს გააჩნია"... - სახალისო განხილვა იურიდიული კომიტეტის სხდომაზე www.palitratv.ge ქართული ვიდეო პორტალი @ Defense or enjoyment? – Legal Committee meeting to discuss the types of condoms. @ “And finally: There are two kinds of sex acts: for fertility and which has a function of the satisfaction of sexual desire. The last one could be banned and not first kind”. @ God help me! “There are condoms, that may have not defensive but enjoyment function. If it is complicated by some technical means” © Levan Berdzenishvili “There are two types of condoms; one is defensive and the other for satisfaction sexual desire. Exactly the last one cannot be sold, but another could” © Koba Davitashvili @ “ - Should we eat condoms? - They’ll intercept you, eating is a pleasure”. @ Debates in Parliament – Designation of condoms [+ video] www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbEO8E… @ --------------Georgian Daily News -----------------------At the legal Committee in Parliament, levan Berdzenishvili, Koba Davitashili and Paliko Kublashvili, about the rules of condom use, its quality and purpose @ Country should know its heroes: The author of the bill about selling sexual nature products, is Tamta Chumburidze <3 lead specialist of the Committee for European Integration. - She’s got a very strange notion about Europe. @ “A person, who is able to engage with [sex act] it, may take alcoholic drinks too” © Tamta Chumburidze “ადამიანს, რომელსაც შეუძლია რომ მაგით[სექსით] დაკავდეს, შეუძლია მიიღოს სპირტიანი სასმელიც” www.netgazeti.ge

@ Pics -They talk about them, the are selling on Mshrali Khidi @

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))))) roughed your dreams )))))) დეპუტატები სექსუალური სახის www.youtube.com www.ireporter.ge @ ნუ დაარღვევ საავტორო უფლებებს

@ Video youtu.be/0zldKrY4-y4 @ Легендарная фраза: "В СССР секса нет!" Legendary phrase: WE HAVE NO SEX IN THE USSR @ - Then blame lobbyists of National party leavings. Go ahead, I wish you a merry sex, in advance. I vanish. - What sex? Sex is a sin. @ Why was the pre-revolutionary child stupid? Because, he had no toy (sexual product). @ In 1924 brochure, REVOLUTION AND YOUTH was published twelve commandments of sexual life of the revolutionary proletariat, which finely presents the question of relation between sex and revolution: “1. In the proletarian ranks early sexual intercourse is undesirable – the first sexual commandment of revolutionary working class. 2. Premarital sexual restraint is mandatory, but marriage only in case of social and biological maturity (ie 20 – 25 years old); 3. The sexual intercourse with desire object is the crown of love and deep sympathy; 4. The sexual intercourse should be the crown of chains of deep and complicated feelings, which connects lovers at the moment; 5. Sexual act cannot be repeated often; 6. Sexual object replacement is not necessary. You should avoid sexual diversity; 7. Love should be monogamy, monoandrial (one husband, one wife); 8. During the sexual act, we must remember the probability of child’s birth, and in general, you must remember offspring; 9. The sexual selection must be based on feasibility of proletarian revolutionary class. Should not make soft love affair, gallants, coquetry, sexual conquest and other special elements; 10. Jealousy is undesirable; 11. Sexual depravity is prohibited; 12. In the interests of Revolutionary class had the right to interfere in its members’ sex lives. Subordination with its class in everything, do not prevent it and serve it in every way”. @ - Who has understand, translate it to me please ) - A person who is able to engage with it… he cannot even say loud perverted words ))) - I wonder what is offensive in the types of condoms Koba and Levan has listed? - The government must conclude the detention of it’s intensively. - Is regulated in the legislation the dream of using satisfactory products in 14-year old teenagers’ mind?

@ “It” is directly linked to “that”, therefore, if you are doing ‘that”, drinking become allowed. So if getting alcohol until 18 year is not allowed, “that” is prohibited also? @ That’s why I was saying that while choosing and drawing up the list of lawmakers, we should define their brains and not loyalty, beautiful eyes, or hormones @ - There are two types of condoms; protective and sexual desires satisfying + also was said that it causes the pleasure. Sorry me, but I have two questions: 1. Do you have inside? 2. How can you get pleasure with condoms? - Nati, in this case, they mean fuzzy and other condoms with frills - Is it selling in Georgia? - They are fighting against aromatic ones, they think the rubber must smell with healthy sperm

@ The Soviet Circus is able to do miracles @ And where is our heroic Social Activism? Where have been lost the publicly milking mothers? Why don’t we hear the thunderous voice of progressive forces n front of the NATO Ministerial? It was very easy, to notice the lowest spots on Saakashvili’s tie and shout on all his delirium hyperbolas – fascistoid talks. Now it become fastening wailing because of the Case of Nigvzian and Tsintskaro” it is much difficult to maintain strength when it is clear, when the real fascists live. Yesterday’s critic care for crystallization of new centers’ comfort now, and creates one more necessary myth for dictatorship. Already mentioned, and has widespread the use of the term: “environment”. The environment would be blamed in everything bad and unpleasant. But they performed a double task: on the other hand, the face and action of central figure will be justificated, and the legitimacy of the established order, and items within the order, the so-called “inner circle’s” frequent change. @ Sorry, but I want to ask awkward question Does somebody in our Parliament have any interest in condom business? It smelled with lobbying during the consideration of the bill and the second question isn’t any other problem in the country? )

PS: Also on display is the work of Georgian photographer Guram Tsibakhashvili (1960) Who is most famous for his arts photography and various photo projects, portraits (his photographs of the Eduard Shevardnadze (soviet leader) administration. Many of these photographs of everyday Georgia which are adds to their historical significance and charm. www.tsibakha.com/index.php @

TOYING w DANGER by tbHUNKYDORY

Literature / Scripts & Screenplays / Skits & Sketches / Comedy

TOYING w DANGER Although, after having reached the independence from Soviet Union, tamed the blinded zombie kind minds of its

citizens and being bombed by emperor Russia, Georgia has become a place of euphoric positivism and determination the American Dream of ‘Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness’ remained distant and was punctured by war and economic instability. Despite all those, the election was held, provocateur activists came with majority in parliament and new laws have been adopted in proportion of their new wills and needs in future, that expand their new parliamentary oligarchs’ business to grow more and people like me become more poor, or in other words, jobless and without any hope and chance to get a job, cause old times came back; that means you can never get a job with your knowledge but only in case of having competitive relatives and friends. And where is civil rebellion? nowhere, they don't even know what really happens in life, they watch only PMs own TV channels, and if you dare to cry out loud in your family, that's untrue, or they lie to us, and show real news from you other sources in net, your powerful genial father will beat you, because you do not bow him, yelling they are manipulating with your minds (who are those THEY? duno)., you are hopeless, you are dirt, you are zero, and God will damned me, because I do not kiss his hands, because our Patriarch told us to do so, and because our Patriarch supports PM they elected So Happy-Go-Lucky reflects of the euphoric spirit of their GEORGIAN DREAM are coming in true for fatty politicians, that even have not finished any universities, but also scenes of social unrest like me – can do only one thing sitting at the table and searching for any scholarship programs that let leave country to be able not to live, but exits on the earth in future. Now I try to show only one day, the list of FB posts of one evening, that I hope will capture the zeitgeist of this awful of art nation, where humankind pigs destroy democracy and built authoritarian state of Russia again. At dusk, I used to sit in front of my room window with laptop and watch latest posts in FB. And here they are: @ “At the Legal affairs Committee of Parliament discussed the funny sensitive issue. The Criminal Code includes changes, which states that “the products of sexual nature” won’t be sold in children’s department clothes and toy shops, or it should be punished with 100lari fine. At schools, institutions for persons fewer than 18 or on other territories away from fifty meters, selling products of sexual nature will be punished by a fine of fifty Lari. Products of same nature, for sale to persons under the age of 18 will be fined with 100 Lari. The Committee discusses what products is sexual or not”. @ “Could the condoms with Big Babol taste be banned? They are children’s’ ” @ “Gennady Khazanov – the congress minutes “About using contraceptives in the USSR”. @ “There are two kinds of blankets, a warm for warmth and the sexual, which is a function of the satisfaction of sexual desire. Exactly those types could not be sold and the others would be sold”. @ “There are two types of lashes, one for a horse and another for a person who has the desire to satisfy sexual functions. Exactly that one cannot be sold and the first one could”. @ “There are two types of handcuffs, one to arrest someone and the other for partner, who has the desire to satisfy his sexual fantasy. Exactly the last one cannot be sold, but the first one could”. @ “I am looking for a guy with entertainment condoms. I’m sad ))))))” @ “and size matters?” @ “Condoms have a…” VIDOE link "პრეზერვატივს გააჩნია"... - სახალისო განხილვა იურიდიული კომიტეტის სხდომაზე www.palitratv.ge ქართული ვიდეო პორტალი @ Defense or enjoyment? – Legal Committee meeting to discuss the types of condoms. @ “And finally: There are two kinds of sex acts: for fertility and which has a function of the satisfaction of sexual desire. The last one could be banned and not first kind”. @ God help me! “There are condoms, that may have not defensive but enjoyment function. If it is complicated by some technical means” © Levan Berdzenishvili “There are two types of condoms; one is defensive and the other for satisfaction sexual desire. Exactly the last one cannot be sold, but another could” © Koba Davitashvili @ “ - Should we eat condoms? - They’ll intercept you, eating is a pleasure”. @ Debates in Parliament – Designation of condoms [+ video] [link] @ --------------Georgian Daily News -----------------------At the legal Committee in Parliament, levan Berdzenishvili, Koba Davitashili and Paliko Kublashvili, about the rules of condom use, its quality and purpose @ Country should know its heroes: The author of the bill about selling sexual nature products, is Tamta Chumburidze <3 lead specialist of the Committee for European Integration. - She’s got a very strange notion about Europe. @ “A person, who is able to engage with [sex act] it, may take alcoholic drinks too” © Tamta Chumburidze “ადამიანს, რომელსაც შეუძლია რომ მაგით[სექსით] დაკავდეს, შეუძლია მიიღოს სპირტიანი სასმელიც” www.netgazeti.ge

@ Pics --

They talk about them, the are selling on Mshrali Khidi @ ))))) roughed your dreams )))))) დეპუტატები სექსუალური სახის www.youtube.com [link] @ ნუ დაარღვევ საავტორო უფლებებს @ Video [link] @ Легендарная фраза: "В СССР секса нет!" Legendary phrase: WE HAVE NO SEX IN THE USSR @ - Then blame lobbyists of National party leavings. Go ahead, I wish you a merry sex, in advance. I vanish. - What sex? Sex is a sin. @ Why was the pre-revolutionary child stupid? Because, he had no toy (sexual product). @ In 1924 brochure, REVOLUTION AND YOUTH was published twelve commandments of sexual life of the revolutionary proletariat, which finely presents the question of relation between sex and revolution: “1. In the proletarian ranks early sexual intercourse is undesirable – the first sexual commandment of revolutionary working class. 2. Premarital sexual restraint is mandatory, but marriage only in case of social and biological maturity (ie 20 – 25 years old); 3. The sexual intercourse with desire object is the crown of love and deep sympathy; 4. The sexual intercourse should be the crown of chains of deep and complicated feelings, which connects lovers at the moment; 5. Sexual act cannot be repeated often; 6. Sexual object replacement is not necessary. You should avoid sexual diversity; 7. Love should be monogamy, monoandrial (one husband, one wife); 8. During the sexual act, we must remember the probability of child’s birth, and in general, you must remember offspring; 9. The sexual selection must be based on feasibility of proletarian revolutionary class. Should not make soft love affair, gallants, coquetry, sexual conquest and other special elements; 10. Jealousy is undesirable; 11. Sexual depravity is prohibited; 12. In the interests of Revolutionary class had the right to interfere in its members’ sex lives. Subordination with its class in everything, do not prevent it and serve it in every way”. @ - Who has understand, translate it to me please ) - A person who is able to engage with it… he cannot even say loud perverted words ))) - I wonder what is offensive in the types of condoms Koba and Levan has listed? - The government must conclude the detention of it’s intensively. - Is regulated in the legislation the dream of using satisfactory products in 14-year old teenagers’ mind? @ “It” is directly linked to “that”, therefore, if you are doing ‘that”, drinking become allowed. So if getting alcohol until 18 year is not allowed, “that” is prohibited also? @ That’s why I was saying that while choosing and drawing up the list of lawmakers, we should define their brains and not loyalty, beautiful eyes, or hormones @ - There are two types of condoms; protective and sexual desires satisfying + also was said that it causes the pleasure. Sorry me, but I have two questions: 1. Do you have inside? 2. How can you get pleasure with condoms? - Nati, in this case, they mean fuzzy and other condoms with frills - Is it selling in Georgia? - They are fighting against aromatic ones, they think the rubber must smell with healthy sperm @

The Soviet Circus is able to do miracles @ And where is our heroic Social Activism? Where have been lost the publicly milking mothers? Why don’t we hear the thunderous voice of progressive forces n front of the NATO Ministerial? It was very easy, to notice the lowest spots on Saakashvili’s tie and shout on all his delirium hyperbolas – fascistoid talks. Now it become fastening wailing because of the Case of Nigvzian and Tsintskaro” it is much difficult to maintain strength when it is clear, when the real fascists live. Yesterday’s critic care for crystallization of new centers’ comfort now, and creates one more necessary myth for dictatorship. Already mentioned, and has widespread the use of the term: “environment”. The environment would be blamed in everything bad and unpleasant. But they performed a double task: on the other hand, the face and action of central figure will be justificated, and the legitimacy of the established order, and items within the order, the so-called “inner circle’s” frequent change. @ Sorry, but I want to ask awkward question Does somebody in our Parliament have any interest in condom business? It smelled with lobbying during the consideration of the bill and the second question isn’t any other problem in the country? )

PS: Displayed photos is the work of Georgian photographer Guram Tsibakhashvili (1960) Who is most famous for his arts photography and various photo projects, portraits (his photographs of the Eduard Shevardnadze (soviet leader) administration. Many of these photographs of everyday Georgia which are adds to their historical significance and charm. [link] @

tbHUNKYDORY

Apr 30, 2013

Condoms Everyone laughed at “pervy” “whiner” Bill Gates when he offered up $100,000 to anyone building a pleasure-enhancing condom. But the Atlantic reminds us that if Gates is a creep, so are 40 percent of teenagers, half of gay men, and the vast majority of people outside their childbearing years — all of whom don’t use condoms because they feel terrible. And, not to ignore the gravity of sexually transmitted diseases, but even the righteously vigilant who swear it's not that bad may be wrapping up for the wrong reasons. “For decades, the myth that pre-ejaculate ("pre-cum") can impregnate women has been a reason people advocated condoms,” writes David Masciotra. “The truth is that the chance of pregnancy by pre-cum is so remote that it is a statistical nonfactor.” Citing a Guttmacher Institute researcher, he adds, "the withdrawal method of birth control is nearly as effective as condoms in preventing pregnancy," resulting in pregnancy 4 percent of the time, compared with condoms' 2 percent. One hundred percent of my sex ed teachers lied. Why Still So Few Use Condoms [The Atlantic]

Bill Gates Wants a New Condom Patent, Like, Now

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