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Sociologist in town researching ‘extraordinary’ case of first world problems
APRIL 1, 2014 VOLUME 20, NUMBER 1,898
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By KATY KLINGON
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“I shouldn’t have eaten the entire brownie.”
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sociologist who is researching the burgeoning field of “first world problems” is in Telluride to study what he calls an “extraordinary concentration” of the phenomenon. “I’ve never seen anything like it,” said Charles Bender, PhD, a
Bender: ‘I’ve never seen anything like it’ fellow of contemporary sociology at the University of Chicago. “Both the scope and the depth of first world problems in Telluride are unmatched in nearly every
other place I’ve been.” First world problems are defined as frustrations and complaints that are only experienced by privileged individuals
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HARC: SPOTLIGHT CAFÉ IS HISTORIC
Tuesday: • Is my GoPro on?: 11 a.m., Lift 5 • First world mountain town problems: 1 p.m., bench on main street • Town Meeting: Preparing for the Dustpocalypse: 3 p.m., Becky Hall • Selfies: all day, middle of main street, Lift 15, top of Baldy, Gorrono Ranch, Lift 4, Gold Hill, Black Iron Bowl, Palmyra, #telluride #skiing #colorado #powder #livinthedream #bluebird #awesome #mountains #isthisablackdiamond? #googletan #paradise #avalanche #iloveguskenworthy #puppies #ankledeeppow #wahoo
Puts major wrench in Four Corners plan By EMILY PORNSKLINGER
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GUS-U-RIDE
Telluride changes its name to Gus-U-Ride
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osity of the town’s leaders. In an overdose of cuteness, the Valley Floor will now be known as Gus’ Puppy Sanctuary. “The puppies will be able to frolic in the fields and play with the prairie dogs,” Stuball said. “Maybe they will even eat a few of them and help control their population. It’s a win-win.” But not everyone was happy with the town’s name change. Local councilperson and history champion Blider Gob was in favor of keeping the town’s name of Telluride. Although Gob admitted “Telluride” is kind of a weird name and no one really knows where it came from, he said the town should continue to
Telluride resident Matty Keller was sentenced to one day tied up outside O’Bannon’s under Telluride’s harsh new dog law after being convicted of repeatedly leaving his own dog, Irie, tied up on outside the bar for hours in the cold. Keller was not happy about the punishment, but noted that it was “better than community service.” [Photo by Colon McCracken]
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Valley Floor now puppy sanctuary, cuteness ensues By HEATHCLIFF SOCK-IT-TO-ME
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he Telluride Town Council on Thursday signed a proclamation officially changing the name of the historic mining town to Gus-U-Ride in honor of the Olympic silver medalist who calls this place home. Telluride native Gus Kentmore stood on the podium of the first-ever slopestyle skiing event at the Olympic Winter Games in Sochi, Russia. And Telluride’s citizens went nuts. The homegrown athlete received a parade, fireworks and street named in his honor upon his return. But it wasn’t enough. “We just felt like we had to do something to really honor him
and his accomplishments,” said Telluride Mayor Frazier Stuball. “Plus, he’s just so photogenic: good looking, perfect teeth, like a million twitter followers. I mean, how could we not name the town after him?” And that’s not all. The Valley Floor, which the town won ownership of in a hard-fought battle with developers a few years ago, will now be dedicated puppy habitat. Kentmore rescued 700 stray puppies from the mean streets of Sochi and smuggled them back to Telluride. But because of a lack of affordable housing for people with dogs, there was nowhere for them to live. It would have been back to the streets if not for the foresight and gener-
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major hurdle has emerged for the developers proposing to build a cultural campus at the “Four Corners” intersection of Pacific Avenue and Fir Streets. The preliminary development plan, which was brought forward in January, proposes a number of drastic changes for the intersection. Among them is a proposal for Village Market to be replaced with a mixed-use building. But Telluride’s Historic and Architectural Review Commission has just announced that the Spotlight Café, the hot food case located in the back of the store, is indeed a historic structure with contributing status. “The Spotlight is quite significant,” said HARC Chairman Haste McDougal. “Records show that in fact, Nikola Tesla first wired it. And over the years it has played a major role in Telluride’s history as a Victorian mining town.” Structurally, he said, the Spotlight shows all the hallmarks of being built during Telluride’s period of significance, which was from 1878-1913. “Based on the architecture, I would say it was built pre-1900,” McDougal said. “Like the Sheridan Opera House or the Miner’s Union, it contributes greatly to the distinct character of the community, and the HARC board strongly believes that it should be preserved.” McDougal noted that the Spotlight likely also fed miners, who would have stopped in for
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in affluent communities. Bender teaches a course called “My daddy won’t pay for my nose job” and is working on a book of the same name on the subject. His research led him to Telluride, he said, where he is finding a wealth of information. Bender said that while typi-
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cal first world problems involve things like too much goat cheese in a roasted beet salad or having to watch a movie that is not in HD, Telluride’s problems go a step further. “What I’ve found is that the general populace’s FWPs range from ‘it only snowed five inches last night’ to ‘the kale here is too wilted’ and ‘the nearest Range Rover dealership is in Denver,’” he said. “The breadth of firstworld problems is fascinating.”
Other FWPs that he noted: “I had to get up early to stand in the powder line; the free bus is too slow; it got cloudy when I was sitting on a bench on main street; it’s difficult to fly a private plane into the airport; the lift line is seven people deep; there aren’t enough yoga classes in the middle of the day; my hot tub water is cloudy; I have to ride my bike all the way to Shadoka; It’s hard to carry my skis and walk in ski boots to the base of the mountain; the Bluegrass mu-
sic is too loud; my view will be compromised by new affordable housing; Lift 9 takes too long; my dog can’t come into certain businesses and I can’t get into this concert for free.” Bender has rented an apartment in Montrose and plans to set up shop in the area for his research. He thinks he might even have enough material for a second book. He’s thinking of calling it: “That rainbow’s pretty and all, but now I’m all wet.”
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hang onto Telluride in the spirit of history and tradition. “I think it was named after tellurium, a kind of mineral mined here or something,” Gob said. “No, wait. I think it actually came from ‘To Hell You Ride.’ OK, you’re right. They probably should have just stuck with ‘Columbia’ in the first place.”
The town has not said how they plan on addressing the enormous amount of dog poop that is sure to soon fill the Valley Floor. Dog poop has been proliferating recently in the wake of a much-loved Nugget Theatre public service announcement asking people to clean up after their dogs being replaced with a PSA about how to do CPR.
“It seemed like a good idea at the time,” Stuball said, referring to replacing the dog poop PSA. “We thought teaching people how to save lives was more important. But man, you are not even gonna be able to walk on the Valley Floor now without stepping in some dog crap.”
Spotlight Café is historic CAFÉ, from page 1
warm sausage and egg sandwiches, fried chicken and gravy, sushi and spaghetti before heading out to the mines for the day. “This establishment is vital to the fabric of our historic character,” he said. McDougal believes that an oversight must have led to the Spotlight Café not being designated as a historic building under Telluride’s National Historic Landmark District. But he says the HARC board intends to change that. The town has hired a consultant to conduct a formal investi-
gation of the café’s history and is now considering building a museum or plaque to commemorate its importance. The Telluride Historical Museum is also working on the project. The Four Corners developers, meanwhile, say they are reconsidering their plans and will come back to the town with a new draft in the coming months. “We of course respect historic structures and will do what we can to preserve the notable history of the Spotlight,” said Bill Powers, who represents the project. “It’s a Telluride institution whose importance appears
to have been overlooked, and we intend to change that.” Right now, the Four Corners”intersection is home to the Village Market, Baked in Telluride, an empty lot, the shell of an old warehouse, a historic building and a parking area. The plan proposed to turn the neighborhood from a quiet collection of buildings and lots to a bustling campus for artistic, intellectual and feature things like first world problem seminars, Dustpocalypse workshops and gaper theme parties.
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TUESDAY
WEATHER
Winds bring dust, but no snow
APRIL 1, 2014 VOLUME 20, NUMBER 64
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pring dust storms have returned to Southern Colorado, darkening the sky, coating the snow in red and depositing particles that will likely hasten the snowmelt. The Silverton-based Center for Snow & Avalanche Studies, which keeps detailed records of local dust events, has recorded four dust storms so far in 2014.
Latest dust storm darkens the sky, coats snowpack The first dust event was on Feb. 16 and the next three were on March 17, 26 and on Sunday. Sunday’s dust storm came late in the day, bringing a haze that obscured the mountains and gave a sepia tinge to the clouds. According to the center’s wind cen-
sors, the winds came mostly from the west and southwest, which means most of the dust likely originated in southern Utah. A post on the center’s blog (www.codos.org/#log) about Sunday’s dust storm described it as a significant dust event
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Tuesday • Prenatal Yoga: 9-10 a.m., library • Telluride Town Council: 10 a.m., Rebekah Hall • Homebuyer Class: 5-9 p.m., SMRHA • Talking Gourds: 6 p.m., Arroyo • Resumes: 6-8 p.m., Ah Haa • Movie: “Non-Stop” (PG-13) 5:30 p.m., “Winter’s Tale” (PG-13) 8 p.m., Nugget Theatre Wednesday • Yoga with Carrie: 8-9 a.m., library • BaaBaa Basics: 3-5 p.m., Needle Rock • “A Fierce Green Fire”: 6-8 p.m., library • Movie: “Winter’s Tale” (PG-13) 5:30 p.m., “Non-Stop” (PG-13) 8 p.m., Nugget Theatre
Muse: Well, there goes our snowpack. Thanks a lot, evil dust storm. Forecast: Tuesday will be partly sunny with a high near 41, wind gusts of up to 45 mph and a small chance of snow showers.
Face off
Telluride Senior Matt Sandovol wins the face-off against Eagle Valley during the Telluride Lacrosse Team’s varsity game at Cerise Park Saturday in Montrose. [Photo courtesy of Stephenie Gray/www.allaboutyourphotography.com]
RIVERS
San Miguel tributary flowing free Diversion dam removed from Tabeguache Creek
Sock it to Cancer In memory of Angie Burchett, family and friends are encouraging the community to participate in the San Juan Cancer Center’s “Sock it to Cancer” campaign, which helps make the Caring Friends Fund possible. Donations can be mailed to The Caring Friends Fund, c/o San Juan Healthcare Foundation, 800 S. Third St., Montrose, CO, 81401.
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ENERGY
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that blew over Silverton, just east of Telluride, in plumes and changed the color of the sky. The situation in Telluride was similar with orange-hued clouds thick with dust and strong gusts of wind. Slopes at the Telluride Ski Resort are also covered in dust, but it’s unknown how much dust actually fell. Dust can be a major contributor to early snowmelt because
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n the 1930s, a 6-foot-tall, 60-feet-wide diversion dam was built in Tabeguache Creek, just upstream from its confluence with the San Miguel River, for the purposes of providing water to the Town of Uravan. That dam remained for roughly 80 years, even as the uranium mining town was abandoned, declared a Superfund Site and razed in a reclamation project. When Uravan shuttered, the dam stopped diverting water for human consumption. It continued, however, to block upstream passage to three species of native fish that rely on warm-water
tributaries for their spawning grounds. Until recently, that is. Thanks to a Bureau of Land Management project that was supported by the San Miguel Watershed Coalition and Nature Conservancy, the diversion dam was dismantled earlier this month. Following two years of research, planning and securing funding, it took crews from Reams Construction a day and a half to pull all of the concrete out of the streambed. And just like that, Tabeguache Creek was flowing free. Peter Mueller, who is both the Nature Conservancy’s Southwestern Colorado Project Direc-
tor and a board member on the Watershed Coalition, said the removal was a great thing to witness. “One of the things that is so critical for the Nature Conservancy, the Coalition and BLM is that the native fish use these tributaries for spawning,” Mueller said. “And so to be able to remove this diversion structure and open up another eight miles of habitat, with full cooperation of both private landowners and the federal government … we were really excited about it.” Amanda Clements, an ecologist with the BLM, said the project came about when the agenSee RIVER, Page 9
Expert on nonproliferation believes in nuclear energy By HEATHER SACKETT
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mbassador Thomas Graham Jr. paid a visit to Telluride recently, stopping by the American Room at the Sheridan to talk about his career, nuclear proliferation and nuclear energy. Graham is an expert on nuclear non-proliferation and has advised Presidents Richard Nixon, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, George H.W. Bush and Bill Clinton on nuclear issues. Graham was involved with each international arms control treaty from 1970 to 1997 and was the acting director of the U.S. Arms Control and Disarmament Agency. He also has authored many books on non-proliferation. The use of atomic bombs at the end of WWII changed everything, he said. “For the first time, humanity had a weapon with which it could destroy itself,” Graham said. “One should never underSee POWER, Page 9
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TRUE STORIES MAN WANTS LIVE ON MY WAY
A Gloucester, Mass., man wants to change the name of his street to My Way, not because he’s a Frank Sinatra fan, but because he loves his wife so much. Bill Coletti has asked the city to approve the name change in honor of his wife of 24 years, Myra, who goes by My. The road, with just the one house, is currently called Gilson Way after the home’s previous owner. But the Colettis have lived there 13 years and think it’s time for a change.
PALM SPRINGS GIVE BIG SEND-OFF TO GIANT MARILYN
Palm Springs is singing “Goodbye, Norma Jean.” Well over 1,000 people attended a send-off for a massive statue of Marilyn Monroe that has become beloved by both tourists and locals in the two years it was on loan from The Sculpture Foundation. The Desert Sun reports the downtown party included a performance by the Palm Springs Gay Men’s Chorus. Guests included Carol Channing, who originated on Broadway the role Monroe played in “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.”
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The View
Boosting literacy, fighting poverty ages birth through 8 read books in order to “climb” the challenge mountain that they helped create, a replica of Lone Cone Mountain (a prominent local landmark) and earn a free book for every 25 books they read. We just rolled out the challenge a few weeks ago and have already meriCorps recognizes had several children earn free that poverty, in many books. Behind the scenes, I have had cases, is a generational condition, and VISTAs the privilege of working closely (Volunteers in Service with Cathy James, director of to America) like me seek to find Bright Futures, in researching ways to help individuals and and compiling information for families break that cycle, creat- several grants, including one for ing and maintaining programs an OAE (Otoacoustic Emission) designed to last after our terms machine for which Bright Fuof service are complete. My tures was applying on behalf of work here with Bright Futures the Parents as Teachers (PAT) program. Hearing for Early Childhood health can be directly and Families focuses linked to the developon early childhood litment of both language eracy programming, and literacy, and the giving me opportuniOAE machine enables ties to work both dipotential problems rectly with preschoolto be identified and aged children and to addressed at an earprovide “behind-thelier age than previous scenes” assistance to screening methods. a number of programs ANGELA OSBIRN Earlier this year, throughout the area. LOCAL VOICES I participated in the As a VISTA, I am AmeriCorps Colorado able to give back to the community in a way that en- Reads Book Drive, and collected courages and empowers young more than 350 books to donate children to help break the pov- to early childhood care providerty cycle, promoting their early ers throughout the region. More childhood literacy skills through recently, I completed a project a variety of fun programs de- called “Make it and Take it,” for signed not just to help children the PAT parent educators. Each learn how to read, but to foster kit contains a free copy of “My in them a lifelong love of read- Many Colored Days” by Dr. Seing and learning. I visit several uss, and a complete set of matedifferent preschools throughout rials to create several long-lastthe week for story time, and we ing crafts. The activities can be typically sing songs, read stories used by children of all ages, and (audience participation is often include projects such as a Color encouraged!) and do a literacy- Feelings Wheel, where children related craft or activity together. and parents work together to With the help of Deb D’Angelo identify the child’s feelings with at the Wilkinson Public Library, different colors. I’m excited to say I’ve also I was able to create a group in Naturita based on her Reading been asked to work on the 2014Buddies program. Big Buddies 2015 School Readiness Calenread with their Little Buddies for dar. I’ll be adding new books 20-30 minutes, and then they all and activities as well as inforcome together to play a literacy- mation parents can use to help based game. Another free pro- their children with literacy and gram I was able to put in place is school readiness skills. Addition“The StoryWalk Project,” created ally, we’ll be running a contest by Anne Ferguson of Montpelier, for artwork submissions from Vt. and developed in collabora- local children for the calendar, tion with the Vermont Bicycle through the end of April, with & Pedestrian Coalition and the the 12 winners receiving a free Kellogg Hubbard Library. Bright book each. Flyers will be availFutures bought three new copies able to pick up from the libraries of “If You Give a Moose a Muffin,” in Telluride, Norwood and Natuand I mounted the pages on col- rita. Working with Bright Futures orful poster board and displayed has given me an opportunity to them at the preschool in Natugain a unique perspective on rita. I’ve also been working with Telluride and the surrounding Nikki McCluer, director at Prime mountain towns, seeing firstTime Early Learning Center, to hand the differences in each create a reading challenge for community. Each town has its children in Norwood and the own personality and way of life, surrounding communities. One but poverty can be found in each of the greatest challenges in the and every one. As an AmeriCorps fight against poverty and child- VISTA, I am finding ways to boost hood illiteracy is getting books childhood literacy, creating susinto children’s homes, so we tainable programs designed to decided the best reward to of- help break the cycle of poverty. — Angela Osbirn, MA, is and fer children would be free books. Through a generous donation AmeriCorps VISTA who has from Bright Futures, we were been working with Bright Fuable to purchase more than 200 tures for Early Childhood and brand new high-quality books Families to give away as prizes. Children
[Editor’s note: This is a the second of a two- part series provided by AmeriCorps Vista volunteers who have served this region over the past year. Their stories are in support of National Service Day, occurring April 1.]
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GRAND JUNCTION
MESA COUNTY OPPOSING FEDERAL ROAD CLOSURES
The Mesa County Commission is planning to assert control over roads and rights of way in a potential confrontation with the federal Bureau of Land Management. The BLM is studying proposed changes to the Grand Junction office’s resource management plan, including transportation on more than 1 million acres it manages in Mesa County and in some adjoining counties. According to the Grand Junction Daily Sentinel, a county resolution calls on Congress to develop legislation to improve procedures for respecting rightsof-way and road access.
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Derby champs
Telluride’s Cub Scout Pack 500 recently held its Pinewood Derby Race. Overall winners, shown here from left, are Tommy Galleger and Christian Betz, who tied for first place, and Miles Fusting who came in second. All three winners went on to compete in the District Pinewood Derby Race in Montrose. [Courtesy photo]
DENVER
In Colorado, redistricting isn’t everything Candidates can counter some of the effects
COLORADO SPRINGS
SHOT ACCIDENTALLY FIRED AT GUN SHOW
One person is facing charges of prohibited use of a weapon after a gun went off at a gun show in Colorado Springs. The incident happened at the Expo Center on Saturday. Police say there was no damage or injuries. Police say a shot was fired onto the floor by accident after the back of the gun was bumped. A vendor told police the weapon had been returned to them as defective earlier that week, but during a test firing someone forgot to empty the chamber. The gun magazine had been removed. DENVER
SMALL PLANE HAD JUST TAKEN OFF BEFORE DENVER CRASH
A small plane that crashed in an empty field near a shopping center south of Denver had just taken off from a nearby commuter airport. The one person aboard was killed in Saturday’s crash. No injuries on the ground were reported. Centennial Airport spokeswoman Deborah Smith says the pilot of the craft had been in touch with the tower shortly before taking off from the airport at about 2:30 p.m. The crash was minutes later. Smith said the airport could release no further information because the investigation was still underway. Federal Aviation Administration spokesman Allen Kenitzer says the plane was a Sonerai, a type of aircraft hobbyists build in their own workshops. Kenitzer says the FAA and the National Transportation and Safety Board are investigating.
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ENVER (AP) — Unlike much of the rest of the country, Colorado Democrats have come out on top in recent redistricting battles in this hotly competitive state. But it has been of limited help — a reminder that candidates here can counter some of the effects of redistricting. Nationally, Republicans generally have been able to define where congressional districts begin and end. That’s helped them hold the U.S. House of Representatives and insulate them from public opinion on several issues. But in Colorado, after the 2010 census, Democrats won a court battle for their proposed congressional map. The 2011 case went to a judge because
Democrats and Republicans each controlled one of the state legislature’s two chambers, and they couldn’t agree on redistricting. That Democratic map moved Republican Rep. Mike Coffman from a safe district to a more competitive one. Even so, Coffman won re-election in 2012 in a district President Barack Obama carried by 5 points. And Republicans still outnumber Democrats in the state’s congressional delegation, 4-3. That could change this year. Coffman, who never has lost a political race in Colorado, faced a lackluster Democratic candidate in 2012. Now he is being challenged by former Colorado House Speaker Andrew Romanoff. Their contest is expected to be one of the most costly
and hard-fought in the country in a district that is evenly split between Democrats, Republicans and independents. Colorado’s other six congressional seats are fairly stable: Three are heavily Republican, two largely Democratic and one in Denver’s western suburbs leans Democratic. Marc Grueskin, the attorney who represented Democrats during the 2011 redistricting battle, said the courts accepted Democrats’ argument that districts had to be “competitive” — not, he noted, lopsided toward his party or the Republicans. “Does that have the potential to help Democrats?” Grueskin asked. “Yeah. But does it lock anything in for Democrats? No.”
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Taxpayers can check a box to donate to Healthy Rivers Fund Colorado Healthy Rivers Fund is financed by the Colorado tax check-off program, which provides tax payers the opportunity to contribute a portion of their tax return or to make a donation to assist locally based conservation groups in their efforts to protect land and water resources. Donations to the Colorado Healthy Rivers Fund can be made on line 42 of the 2014 Colorado Individual income tax return (form 104). Local watershed and con-
servation groups are invited to submit grant applications each year. Applications must include a collaborative approach to the restoration and protection of lands and natural resources within Colorado’s watersheds in concert with economic development. Applications are due by April 30 of each year. Grant decisions are made by two members of the Colorado Water Conservation Board and two members of the Colorado Water Quality Commission in consultation with the Colorado Watershed Assembly. Information on the Fund and grant process can be found at: www.coloradowater.org/CHRF.
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ESA VERDE NATIONAL PARK, Colo. (AP) — Earth scorched by fire and drought is the view from the truck of a Mesa Verde National Park biologist as it rumbles down Morefield Canyon. In the distance, a water war is taking place between two species of animals, one wild, one trespassing, both thirsty and struggling to survive. Squaring off on either side of a small muddy spring, a herd of elk and a band of feral horses stand their ground until spooked by curious humans and their approaching machine. The elk quickly flee out of view, kicking up dust. The horses casually move just a little more away, turning to stare. The drama plays out every day, says Paul Morey, a wildlife biologist hired to handle the persistent livestock trespass problem at Mesa Verde. “There are limited water sources on the park, especially in a drought, and therefore competition is high between these two groups of animals,” he said. “It puts pressure on native wildlife.” Remote-sensor cameras recorded 1,000 images at the little spring, and the majority were of horses. Out of 57 “interactions,” 76 percent were of horses chasing off elk and 24 percent were elk doing the chasing. Scattered throughout the park — from Wetherill Mesa and Farview to Morefield and Long Canyons- are 100 to 117 feral horses, making up 13 to 15 bands. The colorful Morefield band is the most diverse on the park, featuring horses with deep red, white, black, and tan colors. A white stallion aggressively runs off a younger male trying to join the group. A recently born foal keeps close to his mother. Dubbed “trespass livestock,” they’ve become tourist attractions and exhibit crafty behavior, figuring out how to open an ice machine to happily munch on a frozen treat, and breaking open water lines. They loiter wherever there’s water, including near bathrooms and restaurants, and also at the treated outflow from septic ponds. But the horses present a perplexing problem for park managers because they trample cultural sites, cause erosion and chase native wildlife away from natural springs. They are territorial and can be aggressive, presenting a threat to visitors and staff. “We’ve had a report of a visitor feeling threatened, and they have followed us on horseback, once nipping at the rear of our horses,” Morey says.
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Winds bring dust, but no snow DUST, from page 3
dust coated snow absorbs more heat from the sun and melts faster. Last year numerous dust storms blew in and likely sped up the spring runoff. Though the local snowpack is in better shape this year, dust is always a concern. On Monday the average median snowpack in the San Juan, Dolores, Animas and San Juan River Basins was at around 88 percent of normal, according to the Natural Resources Conservation Service. Locally, Lizard Head Pass is sitting at 101 percent of normal snowpack, El Diente Peak is at 90 percent and Lone Cone is at 80 percent, according to NRCS. Thom Carnevale, who keeps local weather records, said March will likely end with slight-
ly below-average precipitation. “We’ve been average for pretty much all of the year,” Carnevale said on Friday. “We were actually, at the end of February, about a quarter of an inch above average for the year for normal precipitation. But unless we have major snow in the next three days it will bring us below average, not a lot, but below average.” According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, most of San Miguel County was around 1 to 2 percent below normal for precipitation over the past 30 days. Carnevale has recorded about 20 inches of snow for the month of March in Telluride, and his records indicate that March’s average is around 33 inches. In terms of temperatures, Carnevale’s re-
cords indicated that in Telluride things have been slightly cooler than average in March. But more snow could be on the way; the National Weather Service forecast for the week says there is a chance of snow through Thursday. Joe Raime at the National Weather Service in Grand Junction said storms are expected to blow in from the Northwest and they could bring some precipitation to the area. However, he said, weather systems will likely bring winds, which could mean more dust. The Colorado Avalanche Cnformation Center, is reporting that avalanche danger is still condirable in the Northern San Juans.
Tributary flowing free RIVER, from page 3
cy’s fish biologist was examining Colorado maps for migration barriers. “He spotted this one,” Clements said. Through follow-up investigation, Clements said, the BLM discovered that water rights of the dam had been determined abandoned and that removal of the structure would open up a lot of habitat for three species of native fish: Roundtail chub, Flannelmouth sucker and Bluehead sucker. All three are considered “BLM Colorado sensitive species.” “Our fish guy thought it was a high priority because it would open up a lot of the creek’s breeding habitats for them,” Clements said. The three species of native warm water fish, Clements said, “spend most of their lives in the bigger rivers, but to breed they swim up these smaller tributaries, and that’s where their young hatch.” Once the project was identified, the BLM had to go through
the planning and approval process, and also needed to secure funds for the dam’s removal. That’s where the San Miguel Watershed Coalition stepped in. The coalition, a nonprofit organization that works to improve the health and economic vitality of the San Miguel Watershed, obtained funding, provided project coordination and provided on the ground support for the removal. The coalition received $11,000 in grant funds from the Southwest Watershed District to fund a part of the project. Sarah Bobbe, the coalition’s new coordinator, said the project was easy for the coalition to support because the dam was no longer serving a purpose and its removal had great potential to help the endemic fish species. “It will greatly improve the habitat and the area and the fishes’ ability to thrive,” she said. “The hope is that now that the barrier is removed that these three fish … can go upstream and spawn.” Clements said re-vegetation
efforts are planned for the project site, and the BLM is hoping to monitor fish use in the tributary this spring when the flows are high and compare the numbers to data gathered last year. Hilary Cooper, who also sits on the coalition’s board, said the dam project signifies a big step for the coalition, which she said just finished a reorganizing process. “It’s exciting that the Watershed Coalition is to the point in its newly reorganized status of being able to get project funding and being able to participate in and or help create immediate results,” White said. “This was a somewhat small yet really significant project.” Along with updating its website and financial structure, the coalition hired Bobbe as its new coordinator effective Feb. 1. “We’re excited for the coalition to reach out to the entire watershed and to complete more projects like this,” Cooper said.
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estimate the destructive power of nuclear weapons … It was recognized early on that these weapons needed to be controlled and so in the early years there were efforts to do that.” Many of President Kennedy’s fears about the proliferation of countries with nuclear weapons in their arsenals never came to pass, Graham said. There are currently just eight nuclear weapon states: the U.S., China, France, Russia, United Kingdom, India, Pakistan and North Korea. Graham has turned his attention from non-proliferation to nuclear power. “It can be used to make the most destructive weapons ever made,” he said. “It can also be used to create the greatest civilization ever. It’s up to humanity to use it properly.” Graham is now the board chair of a Virgina-based energy company called Lightbridge, whose mission according to its website is to advance the nuclear renaissance by realizing
the promise of safe, clean and responsible nuclear power. The company has developed two types of nuclear power fuel when Graham says are much safer than traditional fuels. One is a 60 percent thorium and 40 percent uranium blend and the other is 100 percent uranium. Unlike traditional fuels, Lightbridge’s don’t make plutonium in the spent fuel, which can be used to make bombs. The radio toxicity of Lightbridge’s fuel declines much quicker than traditional fuels, operates at a low heat and the company uses metal rods to hold the fuel, instead of ceramic ones. All these things make it safe, Graham said. “Fukushima with our fuel is impossible,” he said. “It can never happen … Nuclear power is safe, but this fuel will make it obviously safe.” Nuclear power is a controversial and emotional subject, Graham said, especially because of past disasters and near-disasters like Three Mile Island, Chernobyl and Fukushima. But his years
of experience in the field have led him to believe it is essential for the future of civilization. He says it’s a safe energy source that reduces carbon emissions. “I came to realize how important it was to limit and control nuclear weapons,” Graham said. “I also became persuaded by the importance of nuclear power … In today’s world with climate change and the increased demand in power, we just have to have nuclear power. We can’t have these constraints on it … if we want to progress.” His March visit was Graham’s first to Telluride. It was arranged by Telluride resident Laurie McRay. McKray is a principal investment officer with the Houston-based McRay Money Management and met Graham at a United Nations Luncheon. She also moderated the event at the Sheridan. “It’s a reception in the spirit of the TED talks,” McRay said. “In that same spirit I wanted to introduce Ambassador Graham to the Telluride community.”
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America’s taxation tradition As inequality has become an many thoughtful Americans reincreasingly prominent issue in alized not just that extreme inAmerican discourse, there has equality was making nonsense been furious pushback from the of that vision, but that America right. Some conservatives argue was in danger of turning into a that focusing on inequality is un- society dominated by hereditary wise, that taxing high incomes wealth — that the New World will cripple economic growth. was at risk of turning into Old Some argue that it’s unfair, that Europe. And they were forthpeople should be allowed to keep right in arguing that public poliwhat they earn. And some argue cy should seek to limit inequality that it’s un-American — that for political as well as economic we’ve always celebrated those reasons, that great wealth posed who achieve wealth, and that it a danger to democracy. So how did such views not violates our national tradition to suggest that some people control only get pushed out of the mainstream but come to be considtoo large a share of the wealth. And they’re right. No true ered illegitimate? Consider how inequality and American would say this: “The absence of effective state, and, taxes on top incomes were treatespecially, national, restraint ed in the 2012 election. Republiupon unfair money-getting has cans pushed the line that President Barack Obama tended to create a small NEW YORK TIMES class of enormously PAUL KRUGMAN was hostile to the rich. “If one’s priority is to wealthy and economically powerful men, whose chief punish highly successful people, object is to hold and increase then vote for the Democrats,” their power,” and follow that Mitt Romney said. Democrats statement with a call for “a vehemently denied the charge. graduated inheritance tax on big Yet Romney was in effect accusfortunes ... increasing rapidly in ing Obama of thinking like Teddy amount with the size of the es- Roosevelt. How did that become an unforgivable political sin? tate.” You sometimes hear the arguWho was this left-winger? Theodore Roosevelt, in his fa- ment that concentrated wealth is mous 1910 New Nationalism no longer an important issue, because the big winners in today’s speech. The truth is that, in the ear- economy are self-made men who ly 20th century, many leading owe their position at the top of Americans warned about the the ladder to earned income, not dangers of extreme wealth con- inheritance. But that view is a centration and urged that tax generation out of date. New work policy be used to limit the growth by the economists Emmanuel of great fortunes. Here’s another Saez and Gabriel Zucman finds example: In 1919, the great that the share of wealth held at economist Irving Fisher devoted the very top — the richest 0.1 his presidential address to the percent of the population — has American Economic Association doubled since the 1980s and is largely to warning against the ef- now as high as it was when Teddy fects of “an undemocratic distri- Roosevelt and Irving Fisher isbution of wealth.” And he spoke sued their warnings. We don’t know how much of favorably of proposals to limit inherited wealth through heavy that wealth is inherited. But it’s interesting to look at the Forbes taxation of estates. Nor was the notion of limit- list of the wealthiest Americans. ing the concentration of wealth, By my rough count, about a third especially inherited wealth, of the top 50 inherited large forjust talk. In his landmark book, tunes. Another third are 65 or “Capital in the Twenty-First older, so they will probably be Century,” the economist Thomas leaving large fortunes to their Piketty points out that America, heirs. We aren’t yet a society which introduced an income tax with a hereditary aristocracy of in 1913 and an inheritance tax wealth, but, if nothing changes, in 1916, led the way in the rise we’ll become that kind of society of progressive taxation, that it over the next couple of decades. In short, the demonization was “far out in front” of Europe. Piketty goes so far as to say that of anyone who talks about the “confiscatory taxation of exces- dangers of concentrated wealth sive incomes” — that is, taxation is based on a misreading of both whose goal was to reduce income the past and the present. Such and wealth disparities, rather talk isn’t un-American; it’s very than to raise money — was an much in the American tradition. And it’s not at all irrelevant to “American invention.” And this invention had deep the modern world. So who will historical roots in the Jefferso- be this generation’s Teddy Roonian vision of an egalitarian soci- sevelt? ety of small farmers. Back when Teddy Roosevelt gave his speech,
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aise your hand if you tention if you suspect that you have ever snored so suffer from sleep apnea. Also, loudly that you woke sleep apnea sufferers are not yourself up. Please getting nearly the sleep they dekeep your hands up serve. Someone with sleep apnea until we get an accurate count. may gasp for breath hundreds OK, you can put them down now. of times in a single night. That So it seems that many of us is terrible. Leaving the sufferer snore. Regular, rhythdrowsy the next day and KEN CURRIE mic snoring can annoy possibly less productive IT SEEMED those around us, but FUNNY AT THE TIME at work. Not to mention it is probably not danthe dangers of driving gerous. The greatest risk to our while drowsy. health is from our spouse kickSo, although snoring is kind of ing us. (Note: she may attempt to funny, sleep apnea is serious. You claim restless leg syndrome). can try to reduce your symptoms If snoring is irregular and ac- by sleeping on your side and not companied by panicked gasping your back. If you must sleep on it could mean you have sleep ap- your back like some struggling nea. Apnea comes from the greek tortoise, at least try propping words ‘Apos’; meaning unable your head up with extra pillows, to breath at night, and ‘neas’; or elevating your entire torso meaning causing our spouse to with a foam wedge. freak out and think we are dying. There are also some throat Four out of five doctors agree exercises that some recommend that breathing is important. to strengthen the muscles in the That is why you should seek at- airway. Here are two: Press your
tongue against the roof of your mouth and hold it there for three minutes. Do it once a day. Breathe in through your nose and out through your mouth into a balloon. Try to inflate the balloon as much as you can. Repeat this a few times without removing the balloon from your lips. Once the balloon is full, try to tie it into the shape of a wiener dog. Number three probably won’t help. But it won’t hurt either. A doctor might want you to try using a supplemental oxygen supply. There are a few different products you can discuss with your doctor. So, sleep on it. And if you are getting kicked a lot in the night, consider the above recommendations. You might also consider shin guards.
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No variances, ever DEAR EDITOR, This letter is directed to the Town Council of Telluride, to HARC, to the Planning and Zoning Commission, as well as to the people of Telluride. I have been a 42-year resident of Telluride, and was on the Town Council in 1974 and 1975. It was at this time that we formed the Historical Architectural Review Commission, and many of the current zoning regulations, because we cared about the vision we had for the future of Telluride. As the result of this forward thinking and careful planning, I feel that Telluride has grown into a spectacular town and a crown jewel becoming of the magnificent geographical surroundings in which it exists. This combination of town and surroundings simply does not exist elsewhere. We are unique and this is a major reason why we have been able to attract considerable tourism, contributing to our success. People love our town, and let us never forget that it was with considerable effort that we set the standards which have made us what we are. I should doubt that any of us are oblivious to the considerable and unrelenting pressures that we have to continually fend off on the part of developers, many of which want to make a fast buck and leave us with the con-
sequences. We have to live with the results of their actions forever. Please do not get me wrong, of course not all developers are bad, and there are some within my circle of friends. But then there are those whose intentions go beyond our range of legislated limits. I would like to send our council and commissions to Aspen, Breckenridge and Park City to see the atrocities that unbridled developers have perpetrated against those cities, and once it has happened it is irreversible. We are at a point in the development of Telluride that we no longer need to be desperate for any kind of new projects. We need to proceed with caution so the power of greed cannot destroy or degrade that which we have worked so hard to create.
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I would urge those entities to the Town of Telluride to NEVER consider any variances to our hard-won regulations. We would like to see Telluride mature with grace and dignity, as it has in the past. If developers want to do projects in Telluride, they can follow our guidelines. Once you allow a variance to one developer, how can you say no to another? If they cannot do their projects within our guidelines, then we do not want their projects. They can go to another town that has no pride and does not care, and wreak their havoc there in pursuit of their insatiable quest for another dollar. Not at our sake, thank you. A town should never downzone. It is too hard to set desirable priorities in the first place. We have done well, with a few distasteful exceptions, for many years now. Let’s not allow our decision makers to water down the regulations, which have made us what we are, just to pad the pockets of their cronies. We will not give up what we have fought for, and what has served us well. Silence on the part of the public in these matters often lends a sense of credence to those with less than desirable motives. Thus, this letter. Thank you,
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economic growth. “I think this extraordinary commitment is still needed and will be for some time, and I believe that view is widely held by my fellow policymakers at the Fed,” Yellen said in her first major speech since taking over the Fed’s leadership in February. Stocks, which had been up before Yellen began speaking, rose further on her remarks. Low rates tend to lead some investors to shift money into stocks and thereby raise stock prices. Speaking to a national conference on community reinvestment in Chicago, Yellen described the U.S. job market as being less than healthy despite steady improvement since the recession ended nearly five years ago. She says the difficulty many people are still having finding full-time work shows that low rates are still needed to encourage borrowing and spending. In an unusual touch for a speech delivered by a Fed chief, Yellen described the personal stories of three people who had lost their jobs during the recession and struggled to find work. “They are a reminder that there are real people behind the statistics,” Yellen said.
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AM LAKE, Minn. (AP) — A foot of hard snow clings to the more than 70 acres of land at the Sannerud family farm in Ham Lake, where other farmers have planted corn and mushrooms and laid out compost. For three generations, the Sannerud family has rented its land to others rather than tending it themselves, but that will change soon. University of Minnesota alumnus Eric Sannerud and two other University students will turn a chunk of that land into Mighty Axe Hops. Their new project will farm local, organic and sustainable hops, filling a growing demand from the state’s booming craft brewing industry. “Duh, there’s a market,” Sannerud said. “People want craft breweries, and they’re going to want local hops.” There are 47 companies registered in the Minnesota Craft Brewers Guild, and the majority of them are based in the Twin Cities. And that doesn’t include breweries just beginning to es-
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Ben Boo and Eric Sannerud at Sannerud’s family farm March 16 in Ham Lake, Minn. For three generations, the Sannerud family has rented its land to others rather than tending it themselves, but that will change soon. [AP Photo/The Minnesota Daily, Bridget Bennett]
tablish themselves, such as Fair State Brewing Cooperative and the Day Block Brewing Company, which both operate out of Minneapolis. Horticulture senior Ben Boo is in charge of designing and developing the cropping system for Mighty Axe. He said most hops come from the West Coast,
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AN JOSE, Calif. (AP) — The fiercest rivalry in the world of smartphones is heading back to court this week in the heart of the Silicon Valley, with Apple and Samsung accusing each other, once again, of ripping off designs and features. The trial will mark the latest round in a long-running series of lawsuits between the two tech giants that underscore a much larger concern about what is allowed to be patented. “There’s a widespread suspicion that lots of the kinds of software patents at issue are written in ways that cover more ground than what Apple or any other tech firm actually invented,” Notre Dame law professor Mark McKenna said. “Overly broad patents allow companies to block competition.” The latest Apple-Samsung case will be tried less than two years after a federal jury found Samsung was infringing on Apple patents. Samsung was ordered to pay about $900 million but is appealing and has been allowed to continue selling products using the technology. Now, jury selection was set for Monday in another round of
litigation, with Apple Inc. accusing Samsung of infringing on five patents on newer devices, including Galaxy smartphones and tablets. In a counterclaim, Samsung says Apple stole two of its ideas to use on iPhones and iPads. “Apple revolutionized the market in personal computing devices,” Apple attorneys wrote in court filings. “Samsung, in contrast, has systematically copied Apple’s innovative technology and products, features and designs, and has deluged markets with infringing devices.” Samsung countered that it has broken technological barriers with its own ultra-slim, lightweight phones. “Samsung has been a pioneer in the mobile device business sector since the inception of the mobile device industry,” Samsung attorneys wrote. “Apple has copied many of Samsung’s innovations in its Apple iPhone, iPod, and iPad products.” In the upcoming case, Apple claims Samsung stole a tap-fromsearch technology that allows someone searching for a telephone number or address on the Web to tap on the results to call the number or put the address into a map. In addition, Apple
says Samsung copied “Slide to Unlock,” which allows users to swipe the face of their smartphone to use it. Samsung countered that Apple is stealing a wireless technology system that speeds up sending and receiving data. The most attention-grabbing claim in the case is Apple’s demand that Samsung pay a $40 royalty for each Samsung device running software allegedly conceived by Apple, more than five times more than the amount sought in the previous trial and well above other precedents between smartphone companies. If Apple prevails, the costs to Samsung could reach $2 billion. Apple’s costs, if it lost, are expected to be about $6 million. “You rarely get from the jury what you ask for, so companies aim high,” said German patent analyst Florian Mueller. “But in my opinion this is so far above a reasonable level the judge should not have allowed it.” The problem, he said, is that each smartphone has thousands of patented ideas in it; Apple is challenging just five. Throughout the three years of litigation, Samsung’s market share has grown.
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known Marcellus Shale. Suzanne Matteo, one of the four who has refused to sign a lease, said she is furious that the company may be able to drill under her property without her permission. “It’s un-American,” she said. On the other side are many neighbors who have signed leases, such as Bruce Clingan, who owns the roughly 200-acre Tanglewood Golf Course with his wife, Jody. They signed a lease with Hilcorp a few years ago and received a signing bonus of more than $500,000, plus 18 percent royalties on future production. “I don’t understand how people that own 4 acres of ground can hold up such a big thing. I don’t agree with that,” Clingan said. Hilcorp said that 99 percent of the property owners in the 3,267-acre tract have signed leases, and that drilling would occur a mile or more under the surface of the holdout’s property. Invoking the old law, the company said, would ensure that “all
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By SALLY BROMPTON www.sallybrompton.com BIRTHDAY TUESDAY: You may think you can do as you please and, in the short-term, you may be right. But your birthday chart warns you need to take loved one’s feelings into account if you want them to stand by you long-term. Do that and this will be a fabulous year. ARIES (March 21 - April 20): The more others try to make you change your mind about something the more you must dig in your heels and refuse to be moved. You know what is right and what is wrong, so make your own decision and stick to it. TAURUS (April 21 - May 21): There is no point getting worked up over something you can’t do much about. Having said that, while you may not be able to change things on a social or political level you can change things on a personal level. Just be a better person. GEMINI (May 22 - June 21): Something you have been worrying about for quite a while will fade in significance today and that’s good. But has the cause of the worry actually gone or has it merely faded into the background? You need to find out.
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LIBRA (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23): There may be a thousand and one things you want to do today but Jupiter, planet of success but also excess, warns you must not to take on too much. Get partners and loved ones to do more things for you – they will if you ask nicely.
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VIRGO (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23): Others will be generous with you if you are generous with them. Let friends and colleagues know you are willing to work alongside them not just for your benefit but for the benefit of everyone. Teamwork is essential now, in all areas.
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just wanted to go out there, trust my skiing and have fun. Hopefully I’ll ski well at selections and earn some World Cup starts.” Rowley said the toughest course this season was the Val Saint-Come event in Canada in early February. He said the course was icy, hard-packed and just difficult all around, but he
did manage to nail a first-place finish at the event in dual moguls. He is excited to finish his season on a high note, and now he said he’d be training hard until next winter. He said he is going to strive for a good spot during selections next December. Scott Rawles, who is head moguls coach for McCargo and
Rowley, said he was happy to see such a solid performance at Junior Worlds. “It’s great at a big event like Junior Worlds to be able to see these young athletes rise to the occasion and see the future of the team in front of our eyes,” Rawles said on the U.S. Ski Team’s website.
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25th anniversary of Hillsborough will be held at Anfield. The new hearings come after the families have fought for more than two decades to prove their claims that misconduct and mistakes by authorities were responsible for the deaths. Prime Minister David Cameron has already lambasted the “failure of the state to protect their loved ones” and “denigration of the deceased.” Documents released in 2012 uncovered a sophisticated attempt by police to shift the
blame onto the Liverpool fans by instructing officers to change statements and insinuate that many fans were drunk and had violent and criminal histories. Many of the fans died because of lack of attention from police and emergency services after about 2,000 supporters were herded by officers into cagedin enclosures that were already full. The jury will study previously unseen video footage from the day and a three-dimensional model of Hillsborough before visiting the stadium where Sheffield Wednesday still plays.
Inquests cannot determine criminal liability for individuals, but a verdict of unlawful killing would give families of the victims a sense of vindication. Two criminal investigations are running parallel to the inquests, in which 22 people, including retired or current police officers, have been identified as potential suspects. Some suspects have already been questioned on a range of offenses, including manslaughter, misconduct in a public office and obstructing justice, according to a police watchdog.
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ing, no matter how antsy she’s growing to step back into the starting gate. “If I have to push the date back when I start, so be it,” Vonn told The Associated Press on Saturday. “To ensure the next four years go smoothly, I have to give this meniscus some time to heal.” In between rehabilitation sessions, the 29-year-old Vonn is finding plenty of other things to occupy her time. She’s sneaking in some fly fishing with her dog, Leo, starting a new foundation and having coffee with skiing great Annemarie Moser-Proell, whose record Vonn is chasing. Vonn remains three wins from matching the World Cup record of 62 race victories by Moser-
Proell. “She wants me to break her record,” Vonn said. “You don’t see that. I think she’s a really, really nice person and I really enjoyed spending time with her.” Vonn ventured around Beaver Creek on Saturday to support “Ski Girls Rock,” a program that focuses on empowering girls through skiing. She met with the kids, signed autographs, posed for pictures and then called a brief timeout to sit on an outdoor couch near a fire pit to rest her knee and film a video. She put an ice bag on the knee as she settled into the couch. “The knee is coming along nicely,” she said. “It’s obviously a slow process, but I’m making progress every day, so that’s good.”
Vonn has already decided she’s not even going to try to walk every hole as she trails boyfriend Tiger Woods around at the Masters next month — provided, of course, Woods even plays, given his ailing back. “We’ll see how far I make it,” Vonn said. “With my meniscus the way it is, it’s not great to be on my feet all the time.” Vonn tore two ligaments in her right knee during a highspeed crash at the world championships in February 2013. She then re-injured her surgically repaired ACL in a crash during training last November. Vonn tried to rehab the knee in time for Sochi, but sprained her MCL racing a downhill in France on Dec. 21.
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lorida had not been to the Final Four since all those future firstround draft picks were in Gainesville. Wisconsin and coach Bo Ryan had never been. Connecticut wasn’t allowed to play in the NCAA tournament a year ago, and Kentucky supposedly had no shot at getting to North Texas after a midseason swoon. Unlike the past few years, there will be no upstarts or Cinderella in the Final Four. These are the big boys all right, but each one has a big chip on their shoulders. “In down times, what you do is you bond together as brothers,” UConn coach Kevin Ollie said. “And you hold that fist up.” Billy Donovan won a pair of national titles at Florida with Joakim Noah, Corey Brewer and Al Horford, all top-10 NBA picks in the 2007 NBA draft. After that second title, he accepted the head coaching job with the NBA’s Orlando Magic, then changed his mind after the introductory news conference. Donovan continued to produce winning teams in Gainesville, but the biggest wins eluded the Gators. They lost in the regional
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final each of the past three seasons. That changed when the ferocious Gators (36-2) rode their chomping defense through a 30game winning streak capped by Saturday’s 62-52 win over bracket darling Dayton. “We didn’t start off the exact way that we should have, but coach Donovan continued to remind us and humble us and help us see that, in order to get where we want to get to, the end goal, we have to continue to chase greatness every single day and stay in the moment,” Florida forward Patric Young said. To win another title, the Gators will have to go through the last two teams to beat them this season (UConn and Wisconsin) or their biggest SEC rival (Kentucky). The Huskies won the 2011 national title with coach Jim Calhoun and one-man show Kemba Walker. Things went sour in Storrs after that. Calhoun retired in 2012 and UConn was barred from the NCAA tournament last season for failing to meet the NCAA’s academic progress measure. UConn’s upperclassmen decided to stick it out instead of transferring and put together another magical bracket run behind
another do-it-all-player, former Walker understudy Shabazz Napier. With their 60-54 win over Michigan State on Sunday, the Huskies (30-8) became the first No. 7 seed to reach the Final Four since the tournament expanded to 64 teams in 1985. UConn beat Florida 65-64 way back on Dec. 2, the Gators’ last loss this season. “We play a great Florida team and we’re going to be well prepared, because I know about these guys’ heart, and that’s what got us through,” Ollie said. Then there’s Bo. Wisconsin’s tell-it-like-it-is coach had been a regular at the Final Four, taking his father, Butch, to every one since 1976 as a birthday gift. Bo had a hard time getting there with his team, though, winning over 700 games, playing in the NCAA tournament 13 straight years and reaching the Sweet 16 six times — and not one trip to the Final Four. Bo and the Badgers (30-7) get their chance now after pulling out an emotional 64-63 win over top-seeded Arizona in the West Regional final on Saturday, which would have been Butch Ryan’s 90th birthday.
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EW YORK (AP) — The Los Angeles Dodgers set a record with an opening-day payroll of $234 million Sunday, according to a study of big league contracts by The Associated Press. The New York Yankees were a distant second at $199 million, ending their streak of six straight openers above the $200 million mark. The Yankees had topped the opening-day salary list for 15 straight years and had set the previous mark of $230 million last season. The Dodgers spent more than five times the total of the Houston Astros, who at $45 million were last for the second straight year but vastly above their $27 million outlay on opening day last season. Miami, at $47 million, repeated in 29th place. “I think we’ve all noticed,” San Francisco manager Bruce Bochy said of the Dodgers’ spending splurge. “We can’t get caught into it. I’ve always preached this to the players: There’s no point in looking at what other clubs are doing or who they have, their assets, this and that. It’s what
you believe in yourself and your focus always has to be on your club.” Dodgers pitcher Zack Greinke ended Alex Rodriguez’s 13year streak as the highest-paid player, earning $28 million, including a prorated share of his signing bonus. He’s followed by Philadelphia’s Ryan Howard and Cliff Lee at $25 million each, the Yankees’ CC Sabathia at $24.3 million, and Seattle’s Robinson Cano and Texas’ Prince Fielder at $24 million apiece. The average salary was $3.95 million for the 853 players on opening-day rosters and disabled lists, plus two players serving suspensions who earn part of their salaries. That was up 8.2 percent from last year’s opening average of $3.65 million, the steepest increase since 2006. More than half the players — 486 — earn $1 million or more. And that doesn’t even include two big-money deals in the lead-up to Sunday night’s North American opener between the Dodgers and San Diego: In a pair of agreements Friday, Detroit’s Miguel Cabrera earned a $292 million, 10-year contract that adds eight additional seasons and $248 million to his exist-
ing deal, and young Los Angeles Angels star Mike Trout reached a $144.5 million, six-year agreement that starts in 2015. MLB’s median salary, the point where an equal number earn above and below, is $1,475,000 — up from $1,262,500 at the start of last season. Average and median salaries decline over the course of the season as veterans are released and replaced by younger players making closer to the minimum, which is $500,000 this year. The players’ association calculated last season’s final average at $3.39 million, about $60,000 more than Major League Baseball’s figure. The AP’s figures include salaries and prorated shares of signing bonuses and other guaranteed income for players on active rosters, disabled lists and the restricted list. For some players, parts of deferred money are discounted to reflect current values. Payroll figures factor in adjustments for cash transactions in trades, signing bonuses that are the responsibility of the club agreeing to the contract, option buyouts and termination pay for released players.
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NEW INQUIRY INTO HILLSBOROUGH SOCCER DISASTER New hearings could take about a year
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The Talking Gourds Poetry Club meets Tuesday at 6 p.m. at Arroyo. This month’s featured poet is part-time Ridgway resident Jack Mueller. Bring some poetry — original or someone else’s — to share. Are you in the job market? Learn how to craft your perfect resume with Beth Kelly. The class is from 6-8 p.m. at the Ah Haa School for the Arts. Get free health screenings Wednesday at the Wilkinson Public Library. The TriCounty Health Network will be offering cholesterol, blood glucose, blood pressure, BMI, height and weight screenings from 10 a.m.-4 p.m.
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ONDON (AP) — As Liverpool closes in on its first English league title in 24 years, fans are returning to the club’s darkest day. After years of campaigning to expose wrongdoing by the authorities, new inquests into Britain’s worst sports disaster are beginning this week, with the families of the 96 Liverpool fans crushed to death at Hillsborough in 1989 seeking verdicts of unlawful killing. The original accidental death verdicts were overturned by the High Court in London in 2012 after fresh documents uncovered a cover-up by police. The deaths came during Liverpool’s FA Cup semifinal against Nottingham Forest. A standing-only section of the stadium for visiting fans became overcrowded, and authorities sought to place the blame on the victims by characterizing the disaster as a result of hooliganism. Liverpool fan groups maintain that police were to blame for herding the fans into that section to avoid overcrowding outside the stadium. The new hearings could take about a year, with jury selection beginning Monday in Warrington near Liverpool. Over the next month, families will be able to tell the jury about their relatives who died. “I’m really, really nervous. It’s been a long, long fight,” said Charlotte Hennessy, who lost her father James Robert Hennessy in the disaster when she was 6 years old. “Hopefully, this is the beginning of the end. I was a bit of an emotional wreck this weekend. I’ve not slept a wink.” The coming weeks will be emotionally charged for Liverpool fans. The team is on the cusp of winning the league for the first time since 1990, with eight straight victories putting Liverpool on top of the Premier League. If the team wins the remaining six games, Liverpool is guaranteed the trophy. The biggest game comes at home against title rival Manchester City on April 13 — two days before a service to mark the See SOCCER, Page 21
Birthdays April 1: Ron Bercovitz, Tarja Berry, Kitty Brown, Karen Burns, James Gauvin, Doug Geissler, Levi Heinold, David Henry, Susanna Hoffman, Julie Houck, Angela Johnson, Charlie Kane, Timothy Misavage, Gina Nocera, Haley Ortiz, Edward Powell, Elke Rock, Lea Sisson, Donna Stapleton, Stephanie Voorlas, Dani Whittaker, Dustin Williams, Gerald Wilson.
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SKIING
Both take first places at Junior World Ski Championships in Italy
VONN HOPES TO RETURN TO RACING IN EARLY DECEMBER
McCargo, Rowley finish season on high note By COLLIN MCRANN
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stellar season has come to a close for two of Telluride’s top freestyle skiers as Keaton McCargo and Tom Rowley earned first-place finishes at the Junior World Ski Championships. McCargo, 18, and Rowley, 20, took the podium at the Chiesa Valmalenco ski resort in Italy last week after competing in events on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. McCargo won the singles moguls and took third in the dual moguls. Rowley took first in the single moguls and second in the duals event. Junior World events feature a solid lineup of competitors with some of the world’s best young athletes vying for top positions. McCargo and Rowley both won moguls events at Junior Worlds with the U.S. Ski Team last year as well, and while their season might be over, they are already looking forward to next year. Their recent finishes put both in good standing for next season. “I tried to compete similarly to the way I did last year,” McCargo said on the U.S. Ski Team website. “To have fun and remember why I’m skiing in the first place, and that’s to have fun. The field has been really strong both years, so I’m really happy that I was able to ski well through each round, and rely on my skiing when it counted. Looking ahead, I want to remember to keep skiing the way I have been, which is aggressively, and remember to have fun.” McCargo had some career bests this year in World Cup events and on the Nor-Am Cup. On March 16 she took sixth in a World Cup dual mogul event in Voss-Myrkdalen, Norway, and she won two Nor-Am dual moguls events in Canada in February.
Vonn taking it slow with surgically repaired knee By PAT GRAHAM
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Telluride freestyle skier Keaton McCargo took a first and third place finish at the Junior World Ski Championships in Italy last week. [Photo courtesy of Jenny Page] Over the past few years McCargo has been a strong competitor in the freestyle circuit and she has been moving up in the ranks every year. Valmalenco is known for its steep grade and challenging terrain, but Telluride’s own steep mogul courses provided an ample training ground. The conditions this year at Valmalenco
were great, which allowed for the athletes to really show off their stuff. “The course was skiing really well all day,” Rowley said. “My first run felt really good, and I was able to ski fast and keep that momentum moving through all the rounds. I was confident in my training earlier in the day, and I
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EAVER CREEK, Colo. (AP) — Lindsey Vonn knows it was just some youthful exuberance when teenager Mikaela Shiffrin playfully announced she was dreaming of winning five gold medals at the next Winter Olympics. Vonn certainly appreciates such a lofty goal by Shiffrin, who captured the slalom title at the Sochi Games last month. A light-hearted warning, though. “I’m going to compete in the 2018 Olympics,” Vonn said with a laugh. “So she’s going to have tough competition in the speed events.” With four years down the road in mind, Vonn is taking it slow with her surgically repaired right knee. She said she doesn’t anticipate a return to racing until early December. The four-time overall World Cup champion had her ACL fixed for a second time in January, sidelining her for Sochi. As it turned out, there was “quite a bit of meniscus damage” in the knee and that’s caused her to push back her time frame. Vonn hopes to train on snow by October and be racing in Lake Louise, Alberta, two months later, on a hill where she’s always done well. But that’s all tentative. No sense rushing back to racSee VONN, Page 21
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It’s bad stuff DEAR EDITOR,
False alarm
Multiple reports were made to the authorities on Sunday after an unidentified flying object was spotted over Ajax Peak. Authorities were unsure what it was, so Blider Gob Saunders flew his glider plane out to inspect the unidentified vessel. He determined that it was a cloud. [Courtesy photo]
NEWS IN BRIEF SKI RESORT
ROUNDABOUT TO BE BUILT ON WOOZLEY’S
The Telluride Ski & Golf Company is building a roundabout at the top of Woozley’s Way to better manage traffic at the mountain’s busiest intersection. The roundabout will be constructed by the beginning of next season near the Ski Patrol Shack. Ski resort officials say it will better help guide skiers who are often left confused and darting out of one another’s way in the intersection. “The roundabout will create a one-way traffic pattern that will send skiers easily to Woozley’s, Guiseppe’s or Lower See Forever,” said Telski’s director of marketing Tommy Wilkerson. The roundabout was approved after too many skiers, confused about which direction to go, were found standing frozen in the middle of the cat track, blocking traffic. TELLURIDE
DOG POOP PROLIFERATES AFTER PSA ENDS
Dog poop has proliferated on local trails, streets, and sidewalks in recent months after a public service announcement about picking up poop was discontinued at the Nugget Theatre. “I guess the ‘pick it up now, pick it up now’ message really got across to the town,” said Telluride Mayor Frazier Stuball. “It was catchy. I mean I would catch myself humming it all the time — and evidently it worked.” The dog poop videos ran for several years at the theater before feature presentations. They were replaced this winter with a new PSA about life-saving AEDs. But with dog poop piling up around town, town officials are now reconsidering their decision. Frazier said that with the puppy sanctuary that’s coming to the Valley Floor, it’s time for a new campaign. “Maybe Sam Bush will write a song for us,” he said. BEAR CREEK
TOM CHADMAN DECLARES HIMSELF MAYOR OF UPPER BEAR CREEK
Controversial land developer
Tom Chadman has declared himself the mayor of a new hamlet in Upper Bear Creek he is calling Chadmantown. The hamlet, population one, will feature Chadman’s “Jeremiah Johnson-style” home, which he is planning to build this summer, as well as a helicopter pad and a headquarters for a new organization he is forming called People for the Safe Treatment of Backcountry Skiers. Last winter, Chadman said he was planning to build a ski resort in the lofty backcountry basin. In the four years since he purchased mining claims in Bear Creek, he has proposed several other development ideas, such as a theme park, condominium project, chalet, giant water slide and mall. Chadman is also launching his organization this spring, which he says is in response to the lack of consideration for the safety of the backcountry skiers who trespass over his property. “I’m clearly the only one who cares about the safety and wellbeing of these young skiers,” he said. TELLURIDE
MAN GETS RARE CASE OF CARPAL TUNNEL IN HIPS
A Telluride man was taken to the medical center on Saturday and treated for a rare case of carpal tunnel in the hips after repeatedly skiing laps on the Kant Mak-M ski run. Cooper Johnson was diagnosed with carpal tunnel in his hips for “relentless repetitive motion” and ordered to ski something new. Johnson has skied Mak-M more than 1,000 times this season, often without a hat and just wearing sunglasses. “My doctor said I should try Millions or Captain Jack’s to ease the strain,” Johnson said. “I guess I’ll go do a Mammoth.” He was spotted back on Mak-M later that day, skiing with a limp. TELLURIDE
ROAD BIKES OUTLAWED FROM BIKE PATH
Due to deep pits, gaps and ruts, road bikes have been outlawed on the paved bike path that heads west out of Telluride toward Society Turn. The Town of Telluride, which
Allowing the growth and sales of retail marijuana can have some serious implications that I don’t think the community has fully considered. First off, the United States is in the middle of an obesity epidemic, and marijuana sales will only exacerbate that issue. With munchies-stricken residents reaching for everything from cronuts to ice cream sandwiches, fried pickles and Locos Taco Supremes, we could have a major health crisis on our hands. I’m surprised the sugar tax group has not launched an effort against local dispensaries. Not to mention, if people are getting high and spending all owns the bike path, has issued a new rule that only full-suspension mountain bikes with at least 5 inches of travel are allowed on the path. “It really comes down to safety,” said Town Manager Craig Orlean. “We don’t want to see one of these road bikers crack a frame on the bike path. It’s a liability.” Instead, the town is considering turning the bike path into a pump track. TELLURIDE
NEW TREND IN LOCAL BABY NAMES: GUS
Telluride couple Dan and Teri Socklaw gave birth to a baby boy on March 2, and named him Gus Sage San Juan Socklaw. The Socklaws are exemplars of a new trend in baby names in Telluride — one inspired by the town’s new Olympic hero. Five out of the last seven babies born to Telluride couples have been named Gus, Augustus or Gussie, after new silver medal winner Gus Kenworthy, who’s popularity exploded following the Sochi Games. Other recent newborns are Gussie Clementine Cotter, Augustus Sochi Suthers, Gus Augustus Miller and Gus Triple Switch Rodeo 1440 Campbell. SAN MIGUEL COUNTRY
DRONE DELIVERY SERVICE FROM MONTROSE ON ITS WAY
A new drone service proposes to deliver the comforts of Montrose to Telluriders, saving them the 90-minute drive to the big city. DroneDelivers would take orders on everything from Wendy’s Spicy Chicken Sandwiches to organic celeriac and bulk oat groats from Natural Grocers, and deliver them to customers in Telluride via the air. “We know Telluride folks drive to Montrose on a regular basis to stock up on their kefir and their coconut oil and chia seeds and Taco Bell and cheap dog food,” said Max Proffers, who is launching the business. “Now they can place and order and, viola! It will be delivered to their doorstep.” Residents are calling the service “a dream come true,” but prices have yet to be unveiled. FREEBOX
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of their money on Cheetos and thick-crust pizzas, they are going to go broke. And what if it starts growing wild out in our region, and an animal like a deer or elk eats some? Studies have shown that stoned ruminants are more likely to wander out into traffic or raid people’s gardens. Lastly, people can die from marijuana. What if someone eats a huge handful of pot and chokes to death? Have we really thought this through? I’m not so sure we have. KELLY KARDASHIAN TELLURIDE
MISSING ONE FREE BOX
The Telluride Free Box has a new problem item and it’s not broken Christmas ornaments, dirty underwear or old TVs. It’s disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong’s autobiography. Locals have watched copies of “It’s Not about the Bike: My Journey Back to Life” pile up at the Free Box like phonebooks at a recycling bin. Though it’s common to see many books at the Free Box, “It’s Not About the Bike” seems to have a lot of staying power as Free Box patrons have little interest in it. And as more copies of the book show up, limited space means they will likely end up on the sidewalk, a Free Box taboo. Officials are discussing alternatives for the books, such as using them to fill potholes. SKIING
SKIER STOMPS SICK TRICK
When it comes to going big on skis, Telluride locals have got it covered. But this season something special happened when skier Tom “Bumpy Ruckus” Thompson pulled off a new move never been done before. Thompson christened his move the “Double sick nitro blast, stop sign McFlurry paper clip twist,” which he stomped on Saturday in Black Iron. Though he admits that that even he thought such a move was only theoretical until now, he says a new era in skiing has begun. “Yeah bra, that was some sick gnarege up there and one sick shred sesh,” Thompson said. “360s are kind of my thing, but when you grab that and throw in some toxic safety Japan, stalefishe, everyone knows what that means.” Thompson wasn’t sure about his next move, but said he has already ordered a book on snow quantum mechanics. TELLURIDE
TELLURIDE WELCOMES 175TH FESTIVAL The Telluride Town Council gave its approval for street closures this fall for a festival that celebrates festivals. The three-day extravaganza will feature an homage to Bluegrass, Blues & Brews, Film Fest and more. “I can’t think of anything more Telluride than a festival to celebrate our festivals,” said Telluride Mayor Frazier Stuball.
IMPORTANT POINT DEAR EDITOR,
I know people in the community has been fighting over bylaws, elections, employees, finances and transparency at KOTO Radio, but the conversation has failed to touch upon one very important topic: The inordinate amount of Jerry Joseph that gets played on the air. I can handle New Dimensions and even Putamayo World Music Hour, but if I have to listen to “War at the End of the World,” one more time, I’m going to throw my radio out the window. Thanks,
WILL MORGAN
“We’re gonna call it the Festival Festival. It’s like, postmodern or something.” It will feature all the typical festival trappings, including the most important: corndogs. Tickets for the Festival Festival go on sale next week. TELSKI
WOMAN FALLS OFF BALDY WHILE TAKING SELFIE
A woman fell off Bald Mountain this weekend while attempting to take a selfie on the edge of a cliff, leading Telski to ban the practice of taking pictures of yourself on the mountain. San Miguel County Search and Rescue crews responded to the scene. “The edge of cliffs ranks right up there with funerals, while you’re driving and your bathroom on the placesyou-shouldn’t-take-selfies list,” said county sheriff Will Musters. “Thank God she was able to post the selfie to Instagram before she fell.” The woman was fine, although her smartphone was ruined after it fell in the snow.
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tion. It’s not just the same shot every day all day. So that doesn’t drive me too crazy.” When he reaches his goal, he said, he’ll probably just keep on drinking. “When I finish, nothing special, definitely celebrate,” he said. “I’ll maybe go to the Sheridan and maybe go over to O’Bannon’s but I’ll probably just end up taking a shot at The Buck. Because I just love it.”
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woodsie shacks just outside the town’s boundaries, thought Joey Fuhgeddaboudit. He and some friends ambushed the woodsies that were currently occupying the ramshackle house and after a few roundhouse kicks and blows with nunchucks, the woodsies were banished from their own abodes. “I mean, the windows are broken and the roof leaks, but it’s free,” Fuhgeddaboudit said. The newly formed Telluride nonprofit foundation Dollars for Displaced Woodsies is now accepting donations.
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HOUSING SHORTAGE LEADS RESIDENTS TO GET CREATIVE Residents turning to cars, closets, foyers
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Are you prepared for the Dustpocalypse? The Town of Telluride is holding a special meeting on Tuesday at 3 p.m. in Becky Hall to discuss emergency preparedness measures such as protective goggles, ventilators, giant plastic bubbles and underground bunkers for when the big one hits.
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The Gus Kentmore fan club meets on Wednesday night at 6 p.m. at the library. The club will be voting on its favorite Sochi puppy, discussing Kenworthy’s latest Tweets and talking about the formation of its We Love Gus Facebook page.
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Arthur Jones from the GreenBud Dispensary is teaching a cooking class Wednesday at the HaHa School. Delectable Edibles — From Gooballs to Brownies, How to Make a Batch that Won’t Make You Lose Your Mind is at 7 p.m. The class is $50 per person and includes samples.
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By PLEATHER HACK-IT
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severe shortage of affordable housing in Telluride has led people to take up residence anywhere they can: cars, couches, closets, foyers, the library after hours and in some extreme cases even kicking woodsies out of their own cabins. While spacious Mountain Village mansions stand unoccupied 50 weeks out of the year, some local workers are resorting to cramming nine people into a twobedroom Shandokistan apartment. And some are living in their cars down by the river, resorting to making ramen on a camp stove and bathing in the San Miguel River. The lack of housing goes double for those with pets. “No dogs allowed” is the motto of many a Telluride landlord. So some are getting creative, trying to pass Fido off as a service animal just so they can qualify for affordable housing. “Do you know how hard it was to convince the town Barkley is my seeing-eye dog?” said Mikey Bagadonuts. “This dog couldn’t see his way out of a paper bag. All he wants to do is eat garbage and chase squirrels. But I love the little guy. So he had to come with one way or another.” The Wilkinfun Public Library has also become the scene of a nightly turf war with scores of the homeless hiding out of sight among the bookshelves at closing time then fighting each other for the best armchair to sleep in. Local authorities think the library’s really nice bathrooms are contributing to the uptick in squatters. Local sustainability group EcoFriends thinks the developments are a good thing. They mimic the “tiny house” trend and are good for the environment, the organization says. “We think making it completely cost prohibitive to live alone is fantastic,” said EcoFriends spokesperson Suzy Treehugger. “The more people we can cram into a tiny, underground, studio apartment, the better it is for the environment. Density is a good thing.” But after months of sharing their tiny living space — sometimes no bigger than a closet and sometimes an actual closet — with people, dogs and piles of perpetually damp ski gear, some eventually snapped. Why live in my friend’s crawl space when there are plenty of perfectly good See HOUSING, Page 27
Birthdays April 1: Theodore Kerabatsos, The Fox, Ted Pantherking, Red Man, Al Dente, Peter J. Glenn, Chris P. Bacon, Michael Bolton, Mokiki Swish, Rebecca Black, Knox Harrington, Arthur Digby Sellers.
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LOCAL MAN STRIVES FOR 1,000 SHOTS THIS SEASON Duper up to 950 shots so far By KIKI KLINGSPOON
S This rendering of a Stoneyland ride was provided by Indica Developers. [Courtesy image]
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Turning green buds into greenbacks New marijuana theme park to be built in Mountain Village By CORA LOBERT
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ountain Village will soon join many other towns in Colorado hoping that the green bud will lead to greenbacks. Although the Mountain Village Town Council recently passed an ordinance to formally ban the commercial sales of marijuana in town, Mountain Village Mayor Jan Danson announced Monday that the council has approved a contract with Indica Developers of Kingston, Jamaica to build the nation’s first stoner theme park, Stoneyland. Danson and other Mountain Village officials say they believe the park will inject much-needed vibrancy into the Mountain Village Core and draw visitors from around the world, even during the slow shoulder seasons. “We want tourists and locals alike to buy in Telluride and then take the ‘ganjala’ up the hill and continue the magic carpet ride in Stoneyland,” Danson said.
According to Indica Developers spokesperson Mary Jane Green, Stoneyland will feature traditional amusement park rides, with a twist. “First, none of the rides go fast. In fact, you can pretty much walk and keep up,” said Green. “There will be a slow boat ride into the Bong of Love, a slow spin in the Bowls, and the slow revolution of the Lebowski Wheel.” Green also offered details about the park’s many attractions, from a family friendly version of Hunter S. Thompson goes to Vegas to a ride on the Magic Bus. A special theater will be continually screening “The Wizard of Oz” synced to Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon,” and food vendors will be selling specialties like chicken fried bacon, pizza dogs, cronut sandwiches, Sour Patch Kids and jalapeño cheese corndogs. “We’ve got so many ideas for food,” Green said. “We’re excited to introduce the cheese blaster. It’s a fried hotdog wrapped in
pizza — where else are you going to find that?” Puff the Magic Dragon will be the park’s mascot and Danson says she hopes to get local resident Peter Catmint to perform the song for the trimming ceremony that will be held to open the park late this summer. After a meal visitors could check out a few of the many side attractions like a black light poster den, video game room or a 10 foot tall, test your lungs, gravity bong. Green stated that they are also working on the final licensing for its Dead Head World, a ride that features an animatronic Grateful Dead “Shakedown Street” on loop that has a 24hour long Jerry solo. “The piece-de-resistance,” said Danson, “is the exact replica of Lift 9 that will be the centerpiece of the park. We want to ensure Stoneyland has a local feel. We will build it, and they will blaze. That is our hope.”
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hots of whisky, which can be harsh, strong and sometimes unappealing, are bar orders that many shy away from. But one Telluride local is taking them head on, striving to take 1,000 shots this season. “Well, I’m always counting stuff,” said local Dan “SuperDupe” Duper. “Like in the summer I drink a lot of beer, and I’m always counting how many Keystone Lights I’ve had in a weekend. This season I got such an early start [on shots] because I started going to The Buck on Nov. 28. So the first night I was there I thought, ‘Oh, I will be able to take 1,000 whisky shots.’ I not-too-seriously posted that on Facebook, and one of my buddies was like, ‘I’ve got $5 that says you can’t.’ That sealed the deal.” Duper said whisky is his favorite thing to shoot at the Last Dollar Saloon, and every season he takes a lot of them. Last year he said he took just under 500 shots, which has been far surpassed this season. As of Sunday he had 950 in, and on average he said he can do about 10 per day, seven days a week. If everything goes as planned, it will take Duper another five days to reach his goal, just in time for the end of the season. It’s not just about the bet, he said; he loves taking whisky shots. “I love it, it’s a great activity,” he said. “I’m stoked about it.” When Duper first came to Telluride in 2000, he was a tequila drinker. He switched to whisky in 2009. He said his friends are all whisky drinkers so the switch was an easy one. Whisky shots are all Duper ever does, but he notes that he does switch it up. “Sometimes I go straight Jack [Daniels], other times I order Jim Beam or Old Crow, and other times I get Black Velvet,” he said. “I mix it up so there’s some variaSee SHOTS, Page 27