Baby names that plain wrong

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Would you name your son Pickle Parker? What about Ivana Tinkle? No, we aren’t playing a belated April Fool’s joke on you — the U.S. Census Bureau says these are names given to real babies!


Gamble Moore Doctor Love Fever Bender Mumps Sykes Lust Garten Sloth Washton


Envy Burger Beef Cooper Banana Bowdy Cabbage Haywood Cherry Grant Lunch Magee Dinner Ware


Cook Cook Wrath Gordon Greed McGrew Clover Field Mayo Head Bread White Mustard M. Mustard


Bronson May (BM or bowel movement) Heather Tina Marie Lawson (HTML) Patty Marie Smith (PMS or premenstrual syndrome) Frank Max Lyons (FML)


Lucy Orion Laws (LOL or "laugh out loud") Priscilla Indigo Green (PIG) Chris Orson Williams (COW) Georgia Ann Smith (GAS) Francine Upton (FU)


Peter Upton (PU) Sophia Helen Isla Thompson (We will let you figure that one out!) Bryce Olsen (BO as in body odor) William Thomas Ford (WTF)


Al Coholic Oliver Clothesoff I.P. Freely Jacques Strap Seymour Butz


Mike Rotch Hugh Jass Drew P. Weiner Amanda Huggenkiss Anita Bath


Maya Buttreeks Eura Snotball Ollie Tabooger Heywood U. Cuddleme Maya Normousbutt Yuri Nater


Sources: http://www.momswhothink.com/baby-names/baby-names.html http://www.sheknows.com/parenting/articles/955099/funny-andugly-baby-names


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