Tex column

Present time!

BY: TEX

Dog Columnist

Hehlo furiends it is time for the How l-idays! This is the best time of the year because my humans get to spend all the time with me!

Mahm and dahd even drop ham s and turkeys on the floor especially for me. My own howl-iday dinner. But sometimes it means I have to ride in the big scary machine for a while. I don't really like the machine because it is loud and it moves really fast. I usually cry and jump around to let mahm a and dahd know how scared I am. They do not like it, but sometimes mahm gives me a treat after that and it makes me feel all better until we get to grandmahmas house.

Here I get even more hams and turkeys for me.

On one of the nights the humans rip up a bunch of crunchy fun flat stuff? It is shiny and they put it on something called presents. I get to run through all the crunchies and make noises and rip it up!

The how l-idays are so m uch fun!