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SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I TELL MUMMY�
I had just finished high school (here in naija, we call it secondary school) and puberty has had the best of me (asides the usual menstrual cramps, everything else is perfect, lovely set of boobs, nice cute ass to match, pimple free face, and I was the talk of the class) and unlike most of my friends, I was still a virgin.
Not like I dint know what sex was (I read lots of mills and boon, seen few porn videos) but I just felt I wasn’t ready yet (partly because my friends were bad at describing their very first time and partly because I dint like the shape God created the penis!) and I planned on keeping it that way for as long as possible (only to find out I’d still lose it to some guy three years later). I have always been daddy’s girl, I loved him so much and told him almost everything and he would take me out from time to time and even named me princess. My mum would sometimes be jealous of our relationship (really she should have! For the right reasons) and would fight my dad for diverting all the attention to me and neglecting her and my siblings, I didn’t care provided it was all about me (call me selfish huh?!) moreover, I am the first girl in four generations of my family(that explains a lot huh?!).Well it was going rosy until this very day in September. September it was, I remember it like it just happened, September 3 was a wet day and I had decided to stay indoors, the DSTV (satellite TV) won’t work because of the rain, I ran out of novels, my siblings were off to school, my mum was far away on a conference and I thought I might just be bored to death, then I remembered this porn that my friend Eunice lent me (what? I had to do something!)So I asked the gateman to put on the generator(did I mention that the electricity was off?)
and amidst the chattering noise of the generator I inserted the disc into the DVD player(I remember the title was Star Wars: attack of the cocks)and was watching delightfully and next I knew, I got up, went to make sure the main door was locked, headed to the kitchen to get a bottle(I thought it was nothing compared to the light saber lookalike dildos they were using in the film).then I got in a very comfortable position on my dad’s favorite couch and began working on my most precious orifice. It felt too good and I went on for over thirty minutes ignoring everything else, I tilted my head backwards with my eyes closed as I climaxed and on opening my eyes(I wish I didn’t) I saw my dad leaning over the couch with his suit hanging from his left arm and ice cream on his right. OOPS!!!
02 C H A P T E R
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DID I END THE PART ONE WITH “
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OOPS”?
It should have been an ooooooops!!!What was I thinking? Thought I locked the main door? What do I do now? He has never spanked me before…what will he do now? would he tell my mother?(then I’m DEAD!!!) then I realized I had not locked the kitchen door(most houses have a kitchen door…I think?!)…but something struck me, he had not noticed me(or maybe he did).
His eyes were fixed on the plasma, for some ten seconds he gazed hard on the TV and I noticed a huge bulge in his pants(it was kinda on my eye level you know?!)….oops!!! It was then he looked down at me and couldn’t help but notice the bottle sticking out of my orifice and instead of yelling the shit out of me, he pulled me up, walked me to the bathroom helped me clean up the juice stain on my laps and he actually did help me clean my vagina gently stroking it under the running water and the sensation itself was hormone-testing and climax fetching but I had to figure what was going on in his head, his silence was killing me(so were his fingers!!!)…could he be so drunk he had not realized what had happened? Or maybe he’s doing the silent treatment?....then I noticed the bulge again….oops!!! He then spoke without looking into my eyes “funmi you have been a very bad girl, there are two ways outta this situation I could either make you explain to your mum or I’d explain what real sex feels like or show you”(I know!!! I didn’t wanna mention my name before)”where is your sense of humour” he said. Then his fingers slid deeper into my vagina and reminded me whom my mum would believe if we both relayed our stories and I shouldn’t bother screaming because the generator was on, moreover, mum wasn’t going to be back till a few more hours, then he carried me back to the couch half naked, quarter confused and the rest of the fractions; MAD.
Then he whipped out that ugly thing you guys pride yourself in, it was the biggest I’ve seen (even bigger than Muri the madman’s dick)then he started explaining to me the importance of using a condom…I know!!!...ooops He picked up a tear from my face and used it to rub my clitoris (now I know all the parts thanks to my dad) and I couldn’t help but to let out a soft moan and then he guided his thingy into me an inch at a time.it felt good at every point in time and amidst my tears I felt good till I saw a head throbbing out of the blinds and a voice saying “oga NEPA don bring light, I wan switch over”….oops
03 F I N A L C H A P T E R
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OK NOW I’M SCREWED
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FIGURATIVELY), WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME? Guess what? His head was still in the blinds staring hard? then my dad quickly wore his trousers and dashed to meet him outside before he could make a run for it and spill the news and met him halfway before he got to the gate and brought him back into the house calmly and I sat there naked and confused as my dad proposed and proffered solutions
surprisingly the stupid no good son-of-a bitch asked stupidly for my dad never to sack him(unless he leaves willingly),increase his allowances and surprisingly my dad should impregnate his daughter and he should have sex with me also….what?!!! My dad choked him in the neck and swore he’d kill him right there and the stupid fool said “who’s gonna open the gate for madam if she return for five o clock?” it was already 4:24pm, logically if my dad killed him now, how fast can he dispose of the body? And seriously who will open the gate? What explanation will be given to my mum for his failure to open the gate? He has been with us even before I was born and only travels few times in a year to go impregnate his wife and my dad did agreed on his terms except for his sleeping with me and then he just decided and said “DO IT!”…what?!!! Then my dad asked me to cooperate(few hours ago I was a virgin, curse you Eunice for lending me that porn) before my mum gets back, not like I had a choice, I slowly closed my open legs at the sight of his enormous penis, now I’m scared yet I still don’t have a choice. He drove so deep I could feel my intestine giving way and on staring at the “kondo” I notice he had just gotten halfway inside me and then a rush of pleasure and pain shot straight from my spine straight to my brain…I had just climaxed and the pain did not make me wish for more. then as he slipped off the condom he was using, my mum’s horn went blaring and we all scurried off to make things look right and I noticed I could barely walk…
a sharp pain throbbed my inner thighs so my dad had to bring my clothes to me. My mum walked in with my siblings and the lawyer and also invited the gateman in…then my heart skipped, had he spilled the news? what could be happening? She(my mum) sent my siblings upstairs and said we all needed to talk and the gateman had to be there…now I knew we were busted…”he made me do it”…I said, and my mum cut me short before I could even start confessing and said “don’t care what you and ur dad have been up to, this is far more important”…for the first half of her sentence, I almost fainted and I couldn’t wait for what was more important than my father having sex with me then she said “I know you all are wondering why I brought Mr. Olumitan our lawyer to our house, I wanted to clarify some things, first I’m filing for a divorce largely because I feel neglected and also because I have been having affairs with people!!!” Just when you think that was too hard to swallow and I was having the worst day of my life, then she continued “secondly, this man is not your father…he’s more like a foster dad to you funmi” All of a sudden I felt happy, at least it wasn’t my dad that just had sex with me then he can pay for his crimes and then she concluded “the so called gateman is actually your father and also ur brother and ur sister belongs to someone else…your so called father seem to be impotent after I took some of his sperm to test it after subjecting myself to therapy and expensive fertility test which the bastard dint even pay for and blah blah blah blah”
The rest sounded like blahs in my ear….before I blacked out Need I tell you that my life never remained the same, I am a stripper at la caliente even though I have money and guys running crazy for and around me, I don’t think I want another penis ever again, I have a girlfriend I love and a story worth telling the world…and did I tell you I had both my dad(I find it hard to call him something else) and the gateman(my useless real dad) killed and asked their penis be put in a jar of formalin for me….anytime I need to calm myself down I just stare hard at it…..and the sight of revenge can be soothing…all I had to add when returning the jar back to the safe is “I hate you daddy!!!”
THE END
Volume XIV
MY SUGARMUMMY AND I COMING SOON