MY SUGARMUMMY AND I by Kennedy Ifedolapo Adetayo

MY SUGARMUMMY AND I

ADETAYO "THA REV" KENNEDY

01 C H A P T E R

THE BEGINNING CHAPTER 1

I’m sitting in my mum’s shop away from the busy life of Lagos (mind you, we live in the suburbs of Lagos)trying to think what next after graduation, this boredom is killing me like crazy, months now since I dropped the pen after that very last exam and popping champagne and drinking booze allnight trying to believe we’ve graduated(even though we aint seen our result yet) and the thought of NYSC is still months away, does kill me(partially because I think it’s a waste of a year in your life and the suspense of not knowing if you’d be thrown in a crisis torn or technologically deprived village) ….amidst this thought my phone rang….the second ring broke my thought and on checking who it was…it was Mrs. Y(name withheld).Mrs. Y is the wife of the ambassador of Nigeria to a Caribbean country(name withheld),

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she has a very successful chain of boutiques and supermarkets(name withheld) and was in Nigeria most times rather than being with her husband, she has two daughters and a son, both daughters are my age group but still in some private university(name withheld). Hmnnnn….how did we meet? You might ask; I met her at a famous cinema at yaba (name withheld), I watched her daughter with great interest as she ran off to meet a friend of hers and I had to take lift with her and in the quiet of the lift, I heard a voice say “You seem to like my daughter huh?!” Trying to pretend I dint hear her the first time, I said “’scuse me?” Then she said “oh! Come off it, it’s not like I dint see you staring at my Teni”, Then I chuckled “you got me there ma” …”my name is Mrs. Y and I think I’ll be stuck to you past this elevator, you won’t mind some company would you?” “Naaah” without thinking twice. ding the elevator opens and after the “after you” courtesy, I now realized she is a fine woman with a J-lo kinda body, we decided to chat off at one of the eateries while we wait for our movie, I told her a little about myself and she told me a whole lot, she got married at nineteen and now thirty nine with three kids and how she know that her husband fools around with Caribbean girls and how she can’t do anything about it because he’s ten years older. She told me about temi, Teni and timi. I fell in love with her family straight away, we kept on talking and I dint know when it slipped that I’ve always wanted a sugar mummy, she picked up her bag and said; “You haven’t found one yet, keep searching!”

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Dumbfounded and confused I eased myself out of the chair to chase her down the hall, but her daughter and her friends had caught up with her and I could do nothing, I had blown it (or so I thought!). surprisingly her daughter and friends went to see a different movie(some romantic comedy with Jennifer Aniston as a reporter who jumped bail and was hunted by her cop ex-husband) and she went to see clash of the titans, I quickly opted for the same movie, though I had seen it twice already… As I entered the dark movie hall, trying to use the screen light to find my way to my sugar mama(oops I mean soon-tobe),I noticed her in the corner at the top corner sitting alone enjoying her movie and I went to meet her and sat beside her, after twenty minutes I decided to talk since she wouldn’t “Ok, so I fucked up…..I’m sorry” She just kept on eating her popcorn and watching her movie “Ok fine, I’d just go in front of the screen and yell I’m sorry” She called my bluff and asked me to do it, “You know I can’t, pls I’m really sorry” And then something crazy happened, she drew me closer and kissed me… “I have less than two hours before my kids finish their movie…do u know a place we can be alone together?” she said Before I could snap outta the kiss, she thought of somewhere and said “let’s go!” We got to the lot downstairs and she threw the key of her Honda element to me and said; “You drive and I’d navigate”, I told her I wanted to get some condoms at dominos supermarket, she chuckles and asked me to hurry. like superman, I was back at the car in seconds and we were zooming off to a cute guest house in alagomeji and I did the checking in and next we knew it we were staring eachother in the eye inside the loft room;

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not like we did not know what to do but where to start from. I made a gesture by looking at my wrist and she jumped at me and was kissing me all over and as I begin to undress her I noticed a tattoo of a tiger on her back(she probably had a short but fun filled youth and was cut short by her marriage and pregnancy or I just might be wrong) and I gently worked my way across her body(not minding the time left at first) and we made love three times(twice in the bedroom and once in the bathroom under the shower)and we laid the bed together whilst acknowledging each other’s prowess and was about to leave the room when I noticed she still had her shower cap on and we then checked out. We got into the car and she opted to drive back and was acting shy, I was about asking her what’s wrong when I got a call from my girlfriend asking me how my day was; “thrilling, tiring yet satisfying “I said, she probably thought I meant it more figuratively rather literally and had a little chat about her day and she dropped the line and Mrs. Y said I was crazy for telling her and we both laughed as she concluded how stupid females can be when they are in love and can’t see the obvious(sorry ladies….she said so)…she even made a joke by saying if a girl in love sees her boyfriend having sex with her sister, he can still deny it saying it’s her evil twin or it wasn’t him or the sister drugged him and she’d believe him. We got back just in time for the credits and she introduced me to her daughter as a new friend and Teni immediately loved me but somehow temi and I never got along fine. Teni loved my sense of humour, my looks and the fact I had finished school still very young and temi didn’t believe any of those(or so I thought at first)…I told them I had to leave early because the holdup I was to face on my way home and asked me where I was headed and surprisingly,

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we stayed not so far from eachother(who would have thought someone of their status would live in the suburbs…probably cos of the calm) and she asked me to hop in. I sat between temi and Teni and I made sure temi liked something about me; she ended up appreciating my writing skills when I showed her some of my write up on my blogsite. Teni kept complaining I was shifting the attention to temi and I was forced to turn to her as she was showing me pictures and that of her friends on facebook via her nokia N97 (some crazy ass phone that has 32gigabyte…who need that?!) and she checked mine as well and noticed my status that says “complicated” and she kept on questioning it and I asked her jokingly if she would love to fill the space, instead of saying no like most girls would, she asked what it will take her to fill it and jokingly I replied “Kiss me here and we are on” And she did lean over in an attempt to do so when I stopped her and whispered to her ears, we’d do it where we can get our clothes off after and she simply chuckled and nodded yes…..I thought to myself, just in case this is not a dream, I just might have a shot at all three of them and temi broke my thoughts by whispering to my other ear that she’s on her period that’s why she can’t afford a smile for now and she does like me a lot already so I don’t get the wrong idea about her and just then Mrs. Y said she wanted to grab some salad at the eatery and get their daily supply of waste for their dog….and asked me to escort her on our way and she said; “Thank you for playing along with my girls and when next do I see you again my baby?”(she actually thought I was playing along)

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I’m at home most mornings before I go to the shop later in the day and the girls will be back in school by next weekend” and at that point I wanted to opt out then she placed an envelope in my hands and said “ Thanks for today and pls keep this a secret as long as you can!”

END OF PART ONE

02 C H A P T E R

THE ENVELOPE CHAPTER 2

I was at home that night, thinking of how great the day was and then I remembered the envelope Mrs. Y gave me, as I turned to reach out for my trousers, my phone rang and it turned out to be teni; “How are you handsome, so are you thinking of me?” “I am” (I had to lie, was actually thinking of her mum)...”was thinking how soon I can undress, explore and plant my flag on you” “naughty boy” she said as she chuckled,” I have a boyfriend you know?!” “You should! Does that disturb anything cos I wo..” she cut me off before I could finish the sentence “Doesn’t matter, how soon can we meet up before I head for school this weekend...plsssss” “Ok fine, where are you suggesting? My house? Yours?

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Where?” I quickly spelled out “Your house, tomorrow, 12pm, u send me the address, I’d bring us what to eat...watchu think about that?” “That’s fine but....are we gonna...Em...U know? So I’d know whether to work out overnight” “A little push up will do...”she said while laughing “See ya then, I’d BB u the address now...oops u don’t have a blackberry, i’d send you a text then” “cos of u, I’d buy a BB...nonsense boy, bye jor” Just then i remembered the envelope, just as i reached for the envelope inside the trousers, my phone rang again thought it was Teni again, only to find out it was her mum “Hello ma, was just about to call you but couldn’t find credit anywhere” “I’m good, I’d send you some credit in the morning ok? Just wanted to thank you for today and this continues safely between us and i hope the money aint too small?”...why do they always say that? not like i can answer it is! “I haven’t even opened it ma, was just about to when you called, thank you ma. Had fun today” “No problem dear, don’t worry about calling me, I’d do the calling ok? and pls no texts!...we have to play safe here cos my kids use my phone at anytime, so if you need to reach me, beep me and I’d call you back....take care of yourself and help yourself with some pain relievers and don’t try to act strong cos you need it”...we both laughed and she dropped the line. This is insane, am I going nuts? Is this really happening? Then I remembered the envelope and on checking out the contents, it was thirty thousand naira in clean minted thousand naira notes...wow! it’s like the economic crunch dint hit some people, not like the thirty thousand was a big deal(i hear most of y’all say hell it is!),but after meeting her just today,

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we had sex and I’m being paid thirty thousand naira? I’d let y’all do the maths, just then my phone rang just again...not who you are all thinking, it was my mum calling me from the other end of the house (I stay at the BQ) that someone was at the gate, so I put aside the money(s) and headed to see who the person was, in this rain? who could it be? As i got outside, i asked who the person was before opening the gate (you can’t be too careful in Lagos), then I heard a female voice saying “it’s me temi” What?! Did I hear her right, as I opened the door to confirm it, there was my worst fear come to pass, there she was, drenched in rain and up in tears, all she could mumble out after parting her rain drenched hair off her face was “pls I need you now, pls don’t turn me away...I can’t go home, not now!...can i pass the night here pls?”. Was scratching out solutions outta my head and asked her to come in, head down to the BQ whilst I go make an explanation to my parents about who was at the gate and probably get my food and some female clothing for her(Sis I’m sorry I had to borrow some of your clothes). I told my parents, some stranger was lost and i was giving him directions and then went on to meet her “What happened? Did you have a fight with your mum?” “No! I was coming from my boyfriend’s house with whom I was supposed to spend two days and caught him sleeping with someone else and he told me the bitch is his fiancée and sent me out like trash and asked me not to ruin his marriage plans, he called me a spoilt brat and so many other ridiculous names as i strolled out of his house” “But how did you get where I live? Have you been here before?”

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“No, I logged in with teni’s account on Facebook to look for your contact details but i did not see anything till I checked your profile on your blogsite and found it” I quickly added “why me? Don’t you have any other friends? I’m 22 you know? And I still play by my parent’s rule; I could get in trouble if they knew you were here” “We don’t have much friends except in school and you are the only person I could think of” “Ok, fine! Get outta those wet clothes and let’s eat, guess I’m stuck with you for the night, do u do playstations or you’d Facebook on the laptop? There’s not much to do around here!” “How can i thank you? Thank you very much” as she started changing her clothes in front of me, “Hey?! Watchu doing? Am here you know?” She managed a smile and said “I wish I wasn’t on my period” I pondered on what that was supposed to mean, it could mean only one thing...might she wanna...? Nah?! Could it be she’s in...?Couldn’t be! What was I thinking? Of course she won’t mind having sex with me, it’s a cold night (who doesn’t need one on nights like this) and just then I asked her “Have you ever had sex on your period? Not like I wanna...u get what I mean?” She shocked me by saying “no, but I’ve always wanted to try that” Without further ado, I stood up and she came closer and then we kissed so passionately that it went for 15minutes and then kissing down to her neck as she knelt down to lay on the mattress pushing away the playstaion pad and laptop gently to the side.

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She carefully removed her pad laden pant and blew me out (literally as in woooow and figuratively as in a blow job), she was the best and i could have returned the favour then i remembered she was actually on her period, then i handed over the condom to her to signal it’s time for real deal, she professionally slipped one of em expensive condoms you save for girls like this(what?! She dint look like a gold circle girl?!) And she was riding me like a jockey and I was pitying her poor boyfriend amidst the fun for letting her go and as i came, my dad beeped me, it was time to put off the generator (it’s Lagos, we know now?!). I noticed she still had more in her and i told her to reserve it till I come back and just managed a chuckle as she turned to her side. Did not know NEPA(who prefers to call them PHCN? Kinda weird huh?!) had brought the light for over thirty minutes and I quickly went to change the switch and on getting back, she was asleep...I stood staring at her, “why would anyone ditch a girl like this”. As i lay beside her i felt something on the bed, it was the envelope...THE ENVELOPE!!!

END OF PART TWO

03 C H A P T E R

SECRET[IONS]

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I woke up before her and as I tried to slip away quietly she said “Good morning sweet” and I decided not to reply her as I went to the bathroom to ease myself of the morning hardons and on getting back she was fully dressed and was ready to leave, I asked her where she was going to, and she replied “I have to go now before your folks wake up and I know ur little secret!”, what could she mean? Did she know about my “thingy” with her mum? It was driving me crazy and as I turned to ask her what she meant, she said “I know of you and my sister, she’s coming here today...isn’t she? She tells me everything u know?! And I know you guys are definitely gonna have sex”...I did make a loud sigh of relief and she continued “could you keep what happened today between us? To make sure of that here is my second ATM and the pin is my year of birth...pls don’t tell Teni...promise me!”

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how much more secrets can I keep? First her mum’s now hers...wow, then I realised I was taking too long to reply her...”I promise and you really don’t have to do this” I said. “Ur apartment needs a little pepping up and we both know u need the cash, just take it...and one more thing?”...”yea” I managed to mumble out “can you repeat this feat anytime I wanna pls?! If u aint with anyone then?”...”what if the anyone was Teni?”...”we are sister, we are used to sharing”...I sincerely hope she was trying to make a joke. As we stepped out trying to avoid my parent, my dad stepped out and the unimaginable happened! Temi knew my dad (how?! I was to find out very soon). “Temi, what are you doing here? And Qhen what’s all this? So this is how you have been sneaking girls in and out of my house?”...OOPs. it happened that Temi and my dad had had something to do with her and they lost contact when she changed schools...I went numb as temi quickly narrated the story to me and ask me if I had a problem with it, “are you insane? Of course I have a problem with it...I’ve shared the same...”just then my dad pulled temi and I into my room to avoid my mum hearing our conversation...just then, I noticed my phone had just finished ringing and I saw 18 missed calls from Teni and just then she called back “Hey handsome were still asleep right? I couldn’t sleep and I hope you haven’t forgotten about our appointment” “No, sweet and can’t wait”...I said trying so hard to act right “Ok, I’d bring food and I have a little surprise for you” Little did she know nothing can surprise me no more, not today and we ended the brief conversation and I noticed my dad arguing quietly with temi and I was looking on the bright side, this is an open cheque that will change my life forever,

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Mrs. Y, temi and my dad would pay a fortune to keep their secrets and I stepped into their argument and told temi that I’ll handle it from here and that its time for her to go, she made me reassure her five times that I meant it before she left, I saw her off to the nearest place she can get a straight cab home and when she left I decided to check her account balance and wow, was I surprised. She had 107,256.65 naira (and yes why wont I remember the exact amount?), I withdrew six thousand naira to get a haircut and some expensive condoms (never knew condoms come that expensive, who buys that shit?!) and some air freshener for my room. As I got into a bus home (never shy of em buses, cabs are expensive...at least compared to a bus!), Mrs Y called me to ask if I had seen the credit, I told her I noticed a text came in earlier but I had not read it and I said thank you in anticipation’s got home and both parents had gone out and my dad left a note saying “The main house key is where it always is and Ur mum left your food in the blue cooler and I’m sorry for all that happened this morning and as compensation, I left you some money beside your food and the key to the Nissan altima is on the shelf...my secret should be safe with you. You know I really love my family...blah...blah ...blah” Altima? Wow! He never lets anyone touch the altima and its all mine(at least for now).I went in to have my bath and with just my towel, I let myself in the main house to get my food and there was the money he left for me and was 20,000naira(I’m asking myself why did it have to start now when I had just 2 months to being sent to some northern state in the name of serving a country that has no intent of serving its populace)

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just then I heard the gate banging, checked the time and it was 10:48am and I immediately knew that was impatient Teni waiting in line to get my rammifier(I’m sure I’m not the only one that names his dick) and I went to the gate to open it and there she was, ravishing(and somewhat revealing) as always with nylon bags on both hands and she laughed at my belly and said I thought you work out? ”that’s what graduation does to you and is that your way of saying hi?! You should be punished” I said “I’ve been a bad girl daddy, punish me and spare not the rod, yet spoil me” and she jumped to hug me and I have a surprise for you and before then I have a secret I want to share with you....NO PLS, NOT ANY MORE SECRETS!!!

END OF PART THREE

04 C H A P T E R

CHAPTER 4

HELL YEA

And she jumped to hug me and I have a surprise for you and before then I have a secret I want to share with you....NO PLS, NOT ANY MORE SECRETS!!! I thought I said it in my mind now knowing my mouth had spilled a little and she asked “Has temi told you?...that silly girl!...I knew it, she just couldn’t keep her mouth running and couldn’t keep her eyes off u...oh I.....” I quickly stopped her “nooo, she said nothing, it’s just am finding it hard to keep up with my demons and secrets that threatens to shake my existence and family real hard but I guess u won’t understand...by the way..really? Temi’s tripping? Who could have thought that?!” “..oops I guess I just blew it, pls don’t tell her pls?!”

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I planted a kiss on her and reassured her that her slip-offs are safe with me as I escorted her to my apartment and asked her what the real secrets are and after few shy moves and persuasion she said “this is my first time!” Really? Are you kidding me? That’s the secret? Thank God! “Don’t worry, I’d go gentle on you” I said after a very long pause as I went down to slowly undress her to reveal her red underwear (which she told me were Victoria’s secrets) and a tattoo of a butterfly on her huge bum. She has a very gorgeous body and a cute look to go with it, just then she reached out for one of the nylon bags and brought out a porn DVD and flavoured condoms. I told her we need no porn cos we’ll invent our very own styles and we have almost the whole day to ourselves, I eased off her panties to expose her clean shaven haven dripping with juice as she was literally melting with every touch, I reached into the bedside fridge with one hand to break off a chunk of ice and rubbed it on her extremely hard clitoris and that got her screaming as she came squirting on my face, that was my very first squirt and an impressive one too. She felt very embarrassed about the squirt and I took time out to explain the normality of the process and just when she felt confident, I flipped her over and rammed her gently from behind, quite tightly at first but soon eased up to allow the whole content of my manhood, just as I was enjoying my ride I heard a loud moan and I knew Jericho has fallen, she turned and held on to me tightly as a baby monkey would, she let em tears flow gently on her cheeks lighting up her face, is soon got over the moment and asked her if she was ready for some real fun and with her tear stained voice she moaned a yes and I showed her who’s boss and afterwards we ate lunch, took some painkillers and headed out in the “Altima” to drop her off to the nearest place she can get a cab home,

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she got out and leaned over the windows to thank me and she said “can’t thank you enough, this is the exact way I pictured my first time; affectionate and wild only I pictured my boyfriend as the guy, I did leave you a little something under the pillow and I hope this doesn’t end” and then blew me a kiss, as I drove home, I thought to myself “is this the life I wanted as a gigolo?”....and the only answer I could give myself was HELL YEA!!!

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