the Cascade Volume 17 Issue 2 2009-01-22

The Pushing Parliament into the St. Lawrence since 1993 Vol. 17 Issue 2 WH1, Sustainability Conference @ UFV Obama Lama Ding Dong! Derek Trucks Review

Speakers: Harold Rosen Baha'i faith David Giesbrecht Christian faith Gurmit Singh Tiwana Sikh faith Kosum Soni and Oscar Khalideen Hindu faith David Mivasair Jewish faith Raheel Raza Islamic faith January 26, 2009 7-9 p.m. Centre for Inda-Canadian Studies Building F, Room 125 University of the Fraser Valley (Abbotsford campus)

The election of Obama matters, but pretty speeches that flatter the electorate for choosing "change" don't.

Obama needs to understand that the hardest days are ahead of him, and ifhe doesn't work with virtue and vision he will quickly change from a nation's great hope to a nation's great disappointment.

For more information, call Satwinder Bains at 604-854-4547 haunted racist past, and_a fresh beginning after eight years of Bush. There is, a huge difference between Obama the symbol, and Obama the president. The symbol represents the triumph of Americans in overcoming their past and defining their aspirations. However, Obama the president is just a fallible human being in Tues., Jan 27 Global Warming & Climate Change: Take Action Now! Nobel prize winner Dr. Andrew Weaver speaks at UFV Date: Tuesday, January 27, 2009 Time: 11:45 a.m. 1:30 p.m. Location: B101, Abbotsford campus One of the world's leading authorities on global warming and climate change, Dr. Andrew Weaver is the author of numerous articles on climate change and has served as a lead author on the United Nations' Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change. His contribution to this panel won him the Nobel Peace Prize in 2007 with Al Gore. He serves as editor in chief of the Journal of Climate, the world's leading journal in the field. He tirelessly shares his knowledge in an effort to educate people about the science behind climate change. Brought to you by the UFV Faculty of Science and the UFV Physics department.

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Refreshments will be served. Students, faculty, staff, and community members are all invited to attend.

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Wednesday, January 28, 2009 Federal Budget Breakfast What It Means to BC Businesses

UFV instructor Grace Tsurumaru comments on the significance of this year's show. This year, seven senior studio students have prepared their work for the show that runs from January 15 to February 1 at Abbotsford's new Reach Gallery Museum. Tsurumaru is excited about the show and is thrilled with the work her students have produced.

The American people need to understand that Obama the president will quickly fail under the weight of Obama the symbol.

U FV students present Shifting Visions art show

charge of the most powerful country in the world. A country that has the largest military-industrial complex in the world. That won't change under Obama. A country that turned a blind eye towards the Palestinians as Israel conducted an incursion into Gaza, which has killed thousands, and left millions

ews Cascade News • Thursda EDITORIAL 22 nd 2009 Volume 17 • Issue 2 RoomC1027 33844 Kl11gRoad Abbotsford, BC V2S 7M8

It's not often that I find myself in moments where I feel I have seen history. That moment came on the night of November 4th, 2008, as I watched Barack Obama's electoral votes edge over John McCain. The BBC spent time in a hall in Georgia, full of African-American voters. Most of whom had never voted in their life. Georgia's electoral college went in favor of McCain, but when it became clear that Obama was going to win, the sour mood changed to emotional jubilation. These people who never thought they would see the day a black man became president, who had never met each other until the night they watched the election on the big screen, came together as one; dancing, shouting, singing, crying. It may seem crazy that one person can receive so much adoration, but this man has understandably become a symbol of change to millions. To these millions, he is the dawn of a new chapter, the closing of America's

Production Manager Randona Conrad Production Assistant A.M. Bois News & Opinions Editor Michael Long Culture Editor H.A. Hogeterp Copy Editor A.M Bois Sports Editor Terry Singh .j Staff Writers Paul Falardeau Suzanne Kittell Eva Mclean Romi Chan

"This is a wonderful opportunity for our students to showcase their works in a striking new gallery designed to encourage the type of cultural exchange where self-expression is celebrated and nurtured," she adds.

Contributors Angela Hatten Brittany Wiesner Sarah Wa.lker Kurtis Smejkal Staff Photographers • 'Randona Conrad Suzanne Kittell Printed By Coastal Web Press

The Cascadeis UFVs autonomous , student newspaper.It providesa forum for UFV studentsto havelheir journalism 'published.It also acts as an alternativepress for the FraserValley.The Cascadeis funded with UFV student funds. The Cascadeis publishede1reryThursdaywith a circulation of2000 and is distributed at UFV campuses and throughout A'gbotsfurd,Chilliw;,i.ck, andMission.The Cascadeis a member of the Canadian UniversityPress,a national cooperativeof75 universityandcollege newspapersfrom Victoriato St.John's.The Cascadefollowsthe CUP ethical policy concem\ng material of a prejudicial or oppressivenature. Submissionsare preferred in electronic format either through e-mail or on CD. Pleasesendsubmissionsin ".txt"or ".doc" fonnat only. Articlesand letters to the editor must be typed; The Cascadereservesthe right , to edit submissionsfor clarityand length. The Cas<'adewill not print any articles that contain racist, sexist,homophobicor libellouscontent.The writer'sname and student number must be submitted with each submission.Lettersto the editor must be under 400 words if intended for print. Only one letter to the editor per writer in any givenedition.

The Partners of KPMG in the Fraser Valley are pleased to invite you to a special breakfast presentation featuring highlights from the Conservative government's budget and discussion on the Budget's impact on BC businesses. Dr. Vladimir Dvoracek, Department Head Economics from the University of the Fraser Valley will join us to share his views on the tumultuous economic climate in Canada and internationally.

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University of the Fraser Valley senior art students are welcoming people to see their artwork which is based on the theme of Shifting Visions. Each winter, the senior studio visual art students host an art show within the Fraser Valley community.

Abraham Lincoln spoke of America as "the world's last hope." That might seem a little too much like wishful thinking, but there is some truth to that statement, whether we want to admit it or not. Lincoln went on to say that America could either "meanly lose" or "nobly save" this hope.

David Miller DAVIDMILLER EDITOR-IN-CHIEF

Interfaith Dialogue: the role of faith in promoting peace and harmony in our communities

Agenda: 7:30 to 8 a.m. Continental Breakfast 8 to 9 a.m. Budget Review and Comments Where: UFV Abbotsford Campus, 33844 King Road RSVP by Monday, January 26, 2009 Register by Phone: (604) 854-2200 without access to clean water, and with no benefit to the security of Israel. That stance won't change under Obama. America's enduring symbol of liberty and freedom still resonates, even in nations that scorn it. It is perhaps the world's greatest contridiction.

UFV HostsSustainabilityConference

SFSPetitionforAbbotsford-ChilliwackBusRoute

Buoyed by student approval of the UPASS program in November, campus group Students for Sustainability is now setting their sights on campaigning for a transit connection between Abbotsford and Chilliwack. 1,281 students voted in favour of the UPASS program, which will give students access to the Abbotsford, Mission and Chilliwack transit systems as well as access to recreational facilities in Abbotsford and Mission. SFS is encouraging students to push for an Abbotsford and Chilliwack connection by signing an online petition at http://www.thepetitionsite.com/l/chilliwackabbotsfordconnection. Speaking to the success of petitions, SFS member, Daniel van der Kroon, points to the success of a similar initiative in Aldergrove: "A petition was hugely successful for Aldergrove senior Edith Griese who collected some 7 000 signatures in support of establishing service to Aldergrove from Abbotsford," says Van der Kroon. "I think that politicians will soon have to recognize that there's a groundswell of people who are absolutely fed up with top-down policies that appear to have favored car-oriented development for decades now.,, The obstacles facing the building the connection are largely financial, yet Van der Kroon thinks this will change in the "changing context" of climate change and the increasing cost of personal transportation. "Public transit has become an essential service. Personal vehicles, for many people, are little more than money pits, so this connection is about giving people choices," says Van der Kroon.

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wiki/2 009 _BC_ Sustainable_ Campuses_ Conference. The registration cut off date in January 30th. To find water came in through everywhere. Luckily all the outlets were built high up so no electronics took damage. Still waiting on an estimate for the repair," says Douglas Gibsoy, a resident of the area. Since that week people are moving back into their homes, bailing out their basements and waiting to see what repairs will be needed. "It makes me wonder if the government is prepared for a large disaster," says Gibsoy. "I mean, they need to get their act together." Many residents are angry over what had occurred but have acout more about the Sierra group and it's affiliates go to www.sierraclub.ca/. cepted to just try and repair that damage, and rebuild what they've lost.

the entire conference, though it is not required. To register, visit http:// www.campusclimatenetwork.org/

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Nearly everyone Van der Kroon has talked is supportive of the Abbotsford-Chilliwack bus connection. In particular, Van der Kroon notes that seniors are in dire need of transit alternatives and that increased transit can provide for more jobs. "Seniors don't want to be marooned in their homes. Lastly, people aren't forgetting about the environment just because we're experiencing an economic crisis. These days, people recognize that the economy and the environment are so closely interconnected that they are virtually inseparable, and it's known that public transit creates sustainable, stable jobs." The UPASS program will be implemented in the Fall, at a cost to students of 40 dollars, per semester.

BRITTANYWIESNER CONTRIBUTOR W ith the recent amount of heavy snow and rain fall there has been much trouble for the Southern cities in British Columbia. In the past few weeks in Abbotsford and Chilliwack things got quite chaotic. With the heavy rain adding to the melting snow there have been mass amounts of water which has been causing floods and mudslides. Some of the roads that have been flooded in Abbotsford are near Wright Street and on Clayburn Road, as well as in Lower Sumas, and on Livingstone Road, Bateman Road and North McCallum Road. On Wednesday, January 7th Abbotsford put Huntingdon residents on alert for fear of flooded homes; the alert was later cancelled, but many people's basements gained mass amounts of water. Clayburn creek also flooded that week: "A total of 16 firefighters were called into the village for the second flood, sandbagging from midnight to 4:30 a.m. on Thursday while residents attempted to stop the water from getting into their homes," reports the Abbotsford News. The residents of Chilliwack had to the face the potential threat of mudslides as well as floods. This caused a state of emergency to be called in Chilliwack, during which many residents were told they might have to evacuate because of the impending mudslide. "The danger with slides is they've been bringing trees down," states resident Lynn Orstad. Many basements are filled with water those homes were uninhabitable, and swiftly evacuated. The flooding in the Mastqui area has caused trouble for residents too; "I had flooding in my basement of my two level house in the Matsqui flats. It took a few days to clear it out. The

DAVIDMIi i EB EDITOR-IN-CHIEF

On February 6, 2009 the Sierra Youth Coalition will host The Sustainable Campuses Conference. This province-wide event will be hosted at UFV this year courtesy of the UFV Student Life, Students for Sustainability and the BC Climate network. This is an opportunity for students across BC to come together to discuss and learn about sustainability and how it applies to their campuses. Though the conference is intended for students in secondary and postsecondary establishments, all interested guest are welcomed. Students from every faculty who hold varying interest are encouraged to visit the event, since sustainability is something which affects every discipline of study. Though the main objective for the conference is to discuss methods and ways students can make their respective campuses more sustainable and efficient, this opportunity will also enhance each participating student's leadership and organizational skills so that each may represent sustainability in each of their communities. The conference will also give students a chance to network and create valuable contacts. Most of all, the convention will give students the tools and knowledge that may inspire them to make a constructive change within their schools and communities. It allows students to gain the support they need to impact their future in a positive way. The Sustainability Conference is a three-day event starting on February 6 and ending on February 8, 2009. Since the intended demographic is students, the entry fee has been lowered from $45.00 to $25.00 which is collected at the door and includes all meals. All UFV students are invited to attend to show support and represent their city and school. Every participant is encouraged to stay for

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A New Era of Responsibility

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A negative note on the afternoon was the collapse of Democrat Senator Ted Kennedy at the inaugural lunch, shortly after the inauguration. The Veteran senator and brother to former president John F. Kennedy collapsed in what looked to onlookers like a seizure. Kennedy has been battling a dangerous brain tumour, and it is yet unknown if the collapse was related to his tumour. As has been common since John F. Kennedy started the trend, President Obama's first international visit will be to Canada. The tradition was broken by outgoing President Bush, when his first official visit was made to Mexico. The official visitation date is yet to be set, but is likely to be within the next few weeks. Canadian leaders found the news of his first visitation to Canada encouraging, that he I would put the Canadian visit first, especially in light of the current economic crisis.

There are several advantages, they can be rapidly assembled and disassembled to move quickly, providing an answer to Vancouver's plea to rid the streets of homeless before the Olympics. Furthermore, Henriquez claims this housing will actually save taxpayers money. Numerous studies suggest that this sort of housing would save B.C. taxpayers hundreds of millions of dollars a year in police, ambulance, and health expenses. Henriquez thinks this can be the end of homelessness, and he is not the only one who thinks this plan shows promise. Vancouver mayor Gregor Robertson, who was elected on a promise to end homelessness in Vancouver, met with Henriquez about the Stop Gap idea early this week. 'Tm definitely interested," Robertson said in an interview with The Tyee. "There are some major challenges, with finding the land and the funding being the two big ones. But I think that with both a provincial election and the Olympics coming, you're going to see a growing urgency among senior levels of government to get housing built quickly, and this could be on the table. I'd like to get staff involved in this and get council on board before we drive it forward," he added. 'Tm not opposed to using city-owned land if we have support from the province and/or the federal government," Robertson said. "I also want to make it clear that permanent housing is the only real solution we can't have temporary housing turn into the permanent answer." What Robertson speaks of, and what is one of the major drawback of temporary shelters like these is that they can turn into unfit permanent residence, shanty towns, Hoovervilles, if they are not properly managed. A very real possibility if this plan goes through. Homelessness will continue to be a puzzle and only time will tell whether we can solve it before the world comes to town.

One man has a proposal however, and his name is Gregory Henriquez. An architect by trade, Henriquez has put forth his plan to cure Vancouver's homeless problem. What he proposes is a form of housing for the homeless called "stop-gap" housing. These houses would be Spartan style living quarters, but would be a temporary settlement for those on the street, until permanent housing can be found. "It's portable dwellings. It's not meant to be a permanent fixture on the landscape. But it could serve for several years until we complete the construction of permanent housing," Henriquez says "I think it's better than leaving people homeless." These are similar to the temporary villages assembled from the same type of modular units that mining companies provide for remote workers.

The result of this planning will be made final on January 27th in any case, the hope is that the people will come to an agreement and work towards helping the struggling economy rather than hurting it.

KAYlATHOMAS STAFFWRITER

One measure came into effect on the first ofJanuary, called TFSAs (Tax Free Savings Accounts), they are savings accounts designed to help people save more. Overall Flaherty notes that money must be spent on building and fixing roadways, bridges etc, which would help situations such as the unemployment rate issue. The most controversy however, is of Flaherty's words about tax cuts. While Flaherty believes that more and more tax cuts will do our economy some good, many disagree. On the subject of the TFSAs as well as tax cuts, economists say that even if it does help some people save money, it may not help the country economically. They say that "consumers could instead use the tax saving to pay down debt", bringing up the example that happened in the U.S. with tax rebates in 2008. Also, if money is spent on imported goods such as big screen TVs from Japan, it is not benefiting Canada. With spending on infrastructure however, economists generally agree this will benefit Canada as many of the materials used would be purchased from Canadian corporations and wages paid to workers. The TFSAs are already in effect, but we will not see the outcome of the others until January 27th. Economists are not the only people hesitant about Flaherty's tax cuts. Comments from the various public forums posted online express their feelings on tax cuts and there are few optimistic ones. Some are outraged that taxpayers are not to be consulted about this issue; most agree that tax cuts will not solve anything. Some offer new solutions, for example, one suggested solution would be to "cut taxes for the poor and tax the living daylights out of the top income earners, whose share of the pie has steadily and unjustifiably increased over the past two decades!" Regardless of what the outcome is, it is difficult to ignore the public.

"With hope and virtue, let us brave once more the icy currents, and endure what storms may come. Let it be said by our children's children that when we were tested we refused to let this journey end, that we did not turn back nor did we falter; and with eyes fixed on the horizon and God's grace upon us we carried forth that great gift of freedom, and delivered it safely to future generations." The closing words in Barack Obama's inaugural speech resounded in the ears of over a million onlookers who gathered in the National Mall in front of the Capital Building. The crowd stretched back all the way to the Washington Monument, almost two kilometres away. 46 years after Martin Luther King's speech, a speech of equal significance to American history was madein the light of today's "era of responsibilities." in Washington DC. Obama continued his theme of change, and enduring hardships throughout the speech, saying that "the challenges we face are real, they are serious and they are many. They will not be met easily or in a short span of time. But know this America- they will be met." Changes in foreign policy, the economy, health care and education are all expected to be tackled, but whether they will be addressed within the "honeymoon" period of Obama's term is unknown. Typically, the first six months of any new president's leadership is met with little resistance, in an effort to give them time to get their bearings.

Cascade News • Thursday January 22 nd 2009

HardRoadAheadforthe44thPresident

OneManhasa Plan...butWillitWork?

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PAULFALARDEAU STAFFWRITER I n light of Vancouver's 2010 Olympics, our elected officials, from municipal to federal, are working hard to get things in shape and ready to present to the world. Like a flustered mother when company is coming they are hurriedly telling the kids to comb their hair and sweeping things that are usually typical of the house under the rug. Of all the things that VANOC and company are ferociously trying to sweep away, Vancouver's homeless problem is right near the top of the list. The problem is, they won't budge.

A Solution to Vancouver's Homeless Problem?

Even after watching the United States of America tumble into economic crisis last year, and being hesitantly reassured by our Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, that Canada's economy is just "fine", many people are not surprised to see Canada facing similar economic struggles. In fact, many expected it would happen this year. Of course, faith is placed in the hands of those chosen by the citizens of Canada to help our country along with any struggles. Finance minister Jim Flaherty is believed to have some answers to our economic problems, though the public may have another opinion on the matter. In November of 2008, Flaherty spoke at the House of Commons in regards to Canada's financial situation assuring everyone that "Other countries are trying to catch up with Canada" because "we acted in advance". Two months later, now January 2009, Flaherty is hinting towards Canada's plans to help the "economic recession" which has become inevitable. Flaherty met with major bank CEOs to help solve the global situation.

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Dear Mr. Bush, I met a smoking monkey once.The embers at the end glowed as he took a long drag, puffing expertly before balancing his cig back down strategically at his side. It's amazing what a monkey can do with the right trainers and resources. In any event, I couldn't see you off without a proper goodbye. In a twisted sense, you are partly the reason that I am the person I am today. The circumstances of your election, your great oratory and hard earned success taught me words like: corruption, ignorance and 'misunderestimated' at such a young age. Which, by the way, yes yes we did. I would have never expected that one person could teach a 14 year old to question the legitimacy of authority, the ideologies of another nation, the goodness of mankind *and* the illusion of democracy over the course of what should have just been 4 years. In a sense perhaps I should thank you. I mean, I couldn't have gotten through Machiavelli's 'Prince' without you. There have been good times, those tears of laughter watching the Daily

PAULFALARDEAU STAFFWRITER

Is Stop Gap Reallythe SolutionWe Need?

I n light of Gregory Henriquez's new plan to "solve" homelessness by introducing "Stop-Gap housing" which proposes to create temporary shelters for Vancouver's homeless until permanent housing can be found (see news section), I am left asking one question: For all it's claims to solve homelessness, aren't we, in a fit of misplaced pride, trying to hide weeds before our friends look in our garden? We cut off the leaves, but leave the roots unharmed and able to grow even larger than before. I fear that a plan like this, which ignores the roots of the problem of homelessness, can only worsen the problem in the long run. Those 1,547 individuals found in Vancouver during the spring 2008 homeless count, aren't there because they like the view, but I would like to say this to all the misguided liberal pro-activists, those who are ready to jump on any bandwagon that's near their agenda. The Homeless are on the streets for a reason, whether that was poor money management, involvement with gangs, or drug addiction. These people made decisions that landed them on Vancouver's streets. They made mistakes. To err is human, yes, who hasn't made mistakes. These people made grievous ones, but they didn't learn from them, and apparently, since the homeless problem doesn't seem to want to solve itself, they are trying to learn from them. Before I continue, I will assure you that yes I do have a heart, and no I can't look at those poor souls without feeling that bitter pang of heartbreak. I have spent a night or two on the streets on Vancouver before, albeit not in conditions nearly as poor as the city's homeless, and even from that I can understand to an extent the misery they must have to endure and I truly feel sorry for them.

Honestly, what are homeless people doing when you see them? Looking for a job? Begging and more devious pastimes aside they are usually just sitting there, or sleeping. My proposal is to create a system that not only gives homeless a house, but makes them work for it. Think of all the buildings in need of repair, garbage that needs collecting or other tasks that could be accomplished by homeless persons looking for a roof over their head. Failing that, community gardens could be created to not only provide food for the city but employ homeless. This would not only get homeless people off the streets but give them the tools necessary to succeed again (or in some cases for the first time). If these people are not willing to help make our lives better why should we provide them with shelter? Why is the city of Vancouver trying to help someone who won't even help themselves? If homeless people continue to repeat the mistakes that lead them to the streets, why not show an attitude that lets them know their attitudes won't be tolerated, that they will not be given handouts that enable their fallen ways. If they want to see how they can get ahead give them an example. There have been many complaints about the Olympics being a misuse of Vancouver's money that should be spent on other, more important issues, such as homelessness. First off, this is ignorant. Who that has made those complaints has never splurged on a new pair of shoes, a CD or a dinner out that they didn't really need. The Olympics will have upsides for the city, even if that money could have been spent better elsewhere what are we to do, give every penny away?

So if the homeless won't (at least initially) work for their free housing, give them an example, put that money towards housing for low income families, to stop them from becoming homeless, or to students who have trouble paying tuition. Give that free housing to someone who is working hard for it, be they students, families or homeless people, just don't give it to lazy professional beggars. There is always someone who needs your help more than the last guy, maybe sometimes we should think about giving it to someone who deserves it. So there you have it, the "stop-gap' solution and mine. I am not heartless, I know that Vancouver's homeless suffer. I am just not blind to the fact that we have passed the point of solving this with a few portable houses. We need.to, for once in our lives, think of the long term. To look at the cause when thinking of the solution, to not always give people what they want, but let them know that if they try sometimes, they just might find they'll get what they need.

Does everyone that made those complaints live as simple hermits with no creature comforts? Even if we spent more money on the homeless, isn't there someone worse off in Africa? Maybe, the point is that there is always someone worse off to spend money on and only so much money to spend, sometimes you just have to spend it on things that you need most or even, Heaven forbid, on something you want.

With a sigh of relief I type out my final critique, and hang my filthy 'bush-hating' sarcasm cap up for good Oh great. and Iraq can vote. Half of his family is dead, his economy raped and generations of humans scarred. What circumstances could be better for showing him just how wonderful it is to live in a democratic society. It is a good thing that ideology is not only effectively enforced from above, but it also helps mend a broken heart, an empty wallet and an insulted culture. Isn't freedom just bloody dandy?

Which brings me back to Henriquez's housing solution. It will not, it can not solve homelessness because it does not attempt to rectify the core problem which is the homeless populations unwillingness, or in some cases inability to fix their mistakes and rejoin society. Instead of sweeping Vancouver's homeless under the rug, or hiding them in portables let's teach them how to be active members of society, to be contributors.

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My question then, to the government, to the activists and most of all to the homeless is simple: why don't you do anything to change the place you are in? There are jobs, there are ways to change your luck. I know there are some homeless that have really just found themselves downtrodden due to some rotten luck. These poor souls, however, would likely do anything to change their fortunes. They, sadly, seem to be the minority. The majority of Vancouver's homeless seem to be content, sleeping on the streets, shooting up and by and large waiting for someone else to solve their problem.

Just giving these people homes for nothing will perhaps help them out, maybe it will give some the boost they need to reintegrate with society. For many though it will only be an offset of the inevitable end of that life: a lonely and miserable death. Instead of giving these people more handouts, like we have been on street corners and coffee shops for too long, let's make them work for it. Much like the Hobo in the great depression, a person down on their luck who, instead of begging worked odd jobs for meals and money, Vancouver's homeless needs to develop a new work ethic that would allow them to become working citizens again. Think about it, where will the money for these houses come from? Inevitably the taxpayer. You and I will be working hard to pay for free housing for someone who has done nothing to achieve this goal themselves.

I have learned so much about politics and 'the real world' between your confused and abused rhetoric; a chilling glance into a world reversed. Never, has the stage of reality shone the limelight on someone so absurdly wrong for the act. Eight years of horror and disgust have finally gave way to the prospect of a new international order. I am greatful for the lessons that I have learned, quite unfortunately at the expense of the integrity of your citizens and the countless lives and families that have been obliterated by your ignorance.

I look forward to studying your reign, until then, goodbye :D

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KAYLATHOMAS STAFFWRITER W hether you know everything there is to know about World War two or you haven't heard much on it outside of Socials 10, Valkyrie is not the type of movie that will put you to sleep. Framed around Nazi Germany, Valkyrie is a suspenseful thriller with a thorough plot to assassinate the famous Fuhrer, Adolph Hitler. Though the known Mission Impossible actor Tom Cruise plays the main man, Col. Claus von Stauffenberg, the film overlooks Cruise's presence and therefore his performance is truly believable. Col. Stauffenberg is introduced at the beginning of the film in a show of dedication to his country and what he is willing to lose for it (he lost fingers, a hand, and one eye in combat). When he returns to the homeland, Stauffenberg falls in with a group of powerful people that are against Hitler's Germany and have intentions to assassinate the mighty Fuhrer. Quick to find holes in the plans the group Game Review has made, the Colonel soon becomes a leader of the group while gaining respect on the other side from Hitler himself. Stauffenberg understands that once the group, if successful, does succeed in the assassination, further action needs to be taken to set free the minds of the rest of the German people. Stauffenberg uses Hitler's own plan "Operation Valkyrie," a plan to send out the reserve army to protect the government, to make his own plan against the Fuhrer after the Colonel is appointed head of the reserve army. He rewrites the operation in the group's favour. There is an immense amount of dramatic irony in the writing of this script, which antes up the suspense factor. Throughout the movie the group members risk their lives, the biggest scam is getting Hitler to sign the new "Operation Valkyrie." Col. Stauffenberg is not only successful in doing this, but also receives compliment as Hitler comments that Stauffenberg is a perfect example of services to Germany (hah). Everything that happens could go two ways wrong or right and for Metal Gear Solid 4:

KURTISSMEJKAL GAME GURU characters fit into the mythos of the series. Sadly, even with flashbacks and encyclopedias, the story can be a bit too much. This isn't in combat. the most part, luck runs with the group. But if you are familiar with history, it is just one simple unforeseen decision that sets the plan backwards. Valkyrie is a film where the question 'what if?' could mean anything and everything. After Stauffenberg finishes his final task and believes Hitler to be dead, "Operation Valkyrie" goes into effect resulting in a horrifying twist that leaves every member of the conspiracy group without any chances. The last of 15 attempts to kill the Fuhrer in that era proved to answer some 'what ifs' when the Fuhrer was undeniably found alive after all the buildup to the assassinators' plans and after the uneasy climax. Now I'm a sucker for a nice happy ending, but sometimes the truth works, which is true in this case. What's interesting with Valkyrie is the fact that people of all ages filled the theatres, from veterans to young adults. World War two is not something easily forgotten, and movies like this one will continue to keep it that way.

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M etal Gear has been a name synonymous with action games for many years. Through its humble beginnings on the 8-bit consoles to its grand opus on modern powerhouse consoles, Metal Gear has always been a case point in great gameplay, stunning graphics, and memorable storylines. So no gamer should be surprised that with a new set of consoles upon us, we were due for a new adventure with ~olid Snake. helped either by the long cut scenes in the game. While gorgeous in detail, they can be quite long, some lasting 45 minutes. Even for Metal Gear vets, this will probably drag on too much and you'll be tempted to skip the cut scene. This is sad considering the great story at hand.

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Considering that Snake is rapidly aging, you'll have to maintain him during combat. So on top of Health, you also have to monitor his Stress and Psyche, if either get too low, Snake gets sluggish and tired. Kudos must be given to the developer for putting it in as it really adds this sense of reality to this notion of a soldier who is 70 years old fighting in a war.

By far though this game's crowning achievement is its story. For those who have followed Solid Snake throughout the years, nothing will be more rewarding then wrapping up all the loose ties in the Metal Gear universe. Something series producer, Hideo Kojima, excels in most, is his ability to create great characters that through their own struggles have motivations that many can relate to and understand. For instance, in the game, Solid Snake is rapidly aging (jokingly referred to as Old Snake). Yet, while most people would retire or settle in a nice seniors home, Snake is out to finish a job that includes assassinating his twin brother who's bent on world domination and constant warfare to feed a war economy. This pure will and determination is aweinspiring and for it to come from a video game is a testament to how the medium is growing into an art form. The downside to the game's story is that it's convoluted at best. You can download an encyclopedia from the Playstation network to better understand the over-arching story, and the game does offer neat flashbacks at certain points so you can see how In terms of gameplay, what works best is that Metal Gear Solid 4 lets you choose how you want to play. The game offers this great moral sense of how you guide yourself, you'll often be put in a situation where you must choose to kill or simply incapacitate. These choices never affect the story, but you do get a nice bonus for going through the whole game with never killing a single person (good luck at that). By far the most satisfying gameplay elements are the new gun system and what's called an Octocamo suit. The new gun system is a fresh start to the series, and while to Metal Gear vets it may seem out of place in a game series where weapon procurement comes from killing enemies, it works great. In the game you can purchase guns on the fly and add custom parts like silencers and laser sights to help tailor the gun to you. So while stealthy folk can opt for silencers and anesthetic rounds, the more action oriented player can go for scopes and grenade launcher attachments, and this adaptability for differing play style works in with the Octocamo suit too. The suit allows you to camouflage in with anything you're up against. So if you lean against a tree, the suit blends in with the tree. This can be fun to play around with and is generally useful I could spend all day here talking about Metal Gear Solid 4. Everything from the close-quarters combat to the online play to the great enemies and bosses. Simply put, the game is a masterpiece. It somehow toes the line between being a great literary piece, a great visual piece, and a fun video game. I'd be hard pressed to find any game developer besides Kojima Productions who can pull this off. Sure, the cut scenes are a little long for my liking. But once the story is over, you realize it couldn't be done any other way. While some games end with the high suspicion of a sequel, or a massive revelation, or better yet, a corny ending. Metal Gear Solid 4 ends with a bang; it ends in a way that is worthy of a Super Soldier. People will die, tough choices are made, and in the end, nothing is left with an overwhelming sense of happiness or optimism. It's the sort of tragic ending that puts even Shakespeare to shame (no offence English majors). Go pick up, Metal Gear Solid 4. You can be taking a break from studying, waiting for class, I don't care. You owe it to yourself to experience what this game represents: Great Gameplay, Stunning Graphics, and Memorable Storylines.

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Cascade News • ThursdayJanuary22nd 2009

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"The Barak Obama Song" Michael Franti and Spearhead At once playful, hopefully and realistic in a way hat only Franti can pull off, this track is great listening material for Obama's inauguration. He's got an awfully big task with brutal expectations, so it's only fair that he gets songs written about him.

David Gillanders, Chair of the Bill Reid Foundation, was quoted on the Bill Reid Gallery website as having said, "We are fortunate that Michael Robinson has decided to return to his home town to join us at this time. His vast experience will prove invaluable in the development of our organization and will add greatly to the cultural life of Vancouver." In short, he is more than the little charity-run Bill Reid gallery could have ever hoped for.

And the Bill Reid Gallery is "little" in comparison to what Michael Robinson has become accustomed to. At the Glenbow Museum he worked with an annual budget of $12-million and 150 staff members; now, at the Bill Reid Gallery, he has $600,000 and 12 staff. Nevertheless, Robinson has big plans for the Bill Reid Gallery. The gallery is difficult to find despite its downtown location, and it needs better displays and "a reworking of the galley space."

"Your Time is Gonna' Come" Led Zeppelin and did I mention there's funk? There is. The opening track is a cover of "Down in the Flood" by none other than Bob Dylan himself. The song is from the era when Dylan was playing with The Band, it is not surprising then, to hear Trucks playing what sounds like a cross between a didgeridoo and Robbie Robertson's swamp frog guitar (think Up on cripple Creek). Next up is "Something to Make You Happy," the aforementioned funk, a little heavy-on-thewah-peddle-and- bass-that-shakesyour-brain goodness. The album doesn't burn out either, "Sweet Inspiration" brings the gospel bliss, "Get What You Deserve" is upbeat and danceable blues with buzzing guitar, a bass line that I dare you to defy by staying still and a chorus that should have audiences everywhere shouting. The album has several guests too, including Doyle Bramhall II, who plays with Trucks alongside Clapton, on "Maybe this Time" and "Our Love." This album is the first that Trucks has recorded at his new home studio, so it isn't surprising that Susan Tedeschi shows up on the beautiful "Back Where I Started, "which features Trucks on sarod (a cross between a In all fairness, we need a song for the outgoing Prez as well. This seems very fitting to me. If nothing else it's got a killer church organ solo in it.

Recently, Trucks has also been playing with the likes of Eric Clapton, joining him on tour between other projects. This is life coming full circle it seems, as Derek Trucks was named after the classic album which featured both Clapton and Duane Allman, 1970's Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs by Derek and the Dominoes. As if hanging with some of music's biggest legends wasn't enough, Trucks married one. Blues mainstay Susan Tedeschi and Trucks have become the couple in the blues scene, (if only there were tabloids for such things). Together they have created the touring band The Soul Stew Revival. On Already Free the Derek Truck Band continues to shatter the music world and rebuild it as they see fit. The previous albums can be seen as steps taken to create this album. "Songlines" featured many Latin and African sounds, "Out of Madness" was heavy on the blues and the self titled debut saw a heavy Indian and eastern influence. Already Free blends all the previous albums into one album that is, frankly, mind-blowing. Here is an album that seamlessly ble.nds I;llues, R&B, Soul, Bluegrass, Indian, Latin and many other world music sounds into one southern fried rock stew. Oh,

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"Green Card Husband" Gogol Bordello A story of immigration that only self-labeled gypsy punks can truly tell. Eugene Hutz is at his feisty best telling his sad, if not hilarious, tale of green card marriages.

The Bill Reid Gallery is nestled onto 639 Hornby Street in Vancouver, and boasts a beautiful selection of native art from the Northwest Coast. Not surprisingly, the gallery's most featured artist is Bill Reid. Reid's specialty is Haida art; you've probably seen his whale sculpture at the Vancouver Aquarium or his giant jade canoe sculpture in the YVR Airport as has every visitor to the YVR Airport.

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As of January 1, 2009, the Bill Reid Galley welcomed in a new addition, however not in the form of an artist, but a new Executive Director for the gallery and CEO of the Bill Reid Trust. Vancouver-born Michael Robinson has come home after eight years

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Robinson's experience brings a promise of great things as his career has covered environmental and social regulation of energy mega projects in the Canadian North, NGO governance and management, community and international development, cultural planning and programming, writing and median commentary.

Robinson wants the museum to double as a sort oflecture hall; he wants to hold seminars that will bring first nations and the general public together. He wants the Bill Reid Gallery to be "the first port of call by students and academics interested in working more closely with Haida Gwaii."

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as the President and CEO of the Glenbow Museum in Calgary.

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Some albums start off with a splash. POW! They kick you in the face. Already Free, The Derek Trucks Band's newest LP, doesn't need that kind of flashy arrival. The new album starts off quiet, but boy is there one big reason to listen up: it's damn good. This mirrors Derek Truck's career too. The guitarist, still young, has quietly given reason after reason for his residence on guitar god Olympus (it's either in Mississippi or Wales), becoming this generation's Miles Davis, Jimi Hendrix or more accurately, Duane Allman. On this album (and all his previous ones) Trucks has made good on his considerable pedigree. His uncle is Butch Trucks, the drummer for the Allman Brothers Band. At nine, Trucks garnered attention, playing with his uncle and later with heavy weight Buddy Guy.· He played with the Allman Brothers for almost a decade before becoming a card carrying member, filling in the role that has been previously held by Dickey Betts, Warren Haynes and, the big guy himself, Duane Allman. At the tender age of fifteen Trucks founded The Derek Trucks Band and they haven't looked back since.

"Rebel Rebel" Seu Jorge This David Bowie cover is from the soundtrack to The Life Bill Reid Gallery Under New Management Count M'Butu bringing in some wonderful percussion. A.II together, the band takes a variety of styles and make them in to something all it's own, this album can be seen as the culmination of all the Derek Tucks Band's previous efforts, which is not to say it is the end of their musical trek, just a noteworthy milestone, an auditory road marker on the journey. Where will the band go next? It doesn't matter, for great musicians, whose- company the Derekk Trucks Band are in, it's not about arriving, it's about the freedom of the journey and, ,~7"~ ..;.;:,•~P.;:cc~ """' '"t .;:":"'"::•~ .""•guess what, The Derek Trucks Band is already free. Aquatic which is composed entirely of these Portuguese covers of the thin white duke's hits. They all sound great and are instantly listenable. Why is "Rebel Rebel" my favourite? It helps prove that all languages have some expressions that cannot be translated. Only English can truly convey the layers of meaning behind the expression "Hey Baby." Seu Jorge doesn't fuck with it.

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"The Mercy Seat" Johnny Cash One of the covers and many masterpieces found in Cash's American recordings, this song is sung from the point of view of sitar and a guitar). The songs on Already Free vary wonderfully, but put away any fears of the Derek Trucks Band trying to do too much and stumbling. Even as styles vary, Trucks and his excellent band hold things together. And an excellent band it is. Mike Mattison on his second full album with the band is sounding even better than on Songlines. His voice is simply incredible. Kofi Burbridge on keys adds layers to the band's sound, while Yonrico Scott and Todd Smallie on drums and bass respectively create a rhythm section that is as solid as it is innovative. Rounding things out is the infamous an inmate, falsely accused, sitting on an electric chair. Like the unforgettable "Hurt" the music matches the lyrics for intensity, gradually building to the horrible, painful, unforgettable climax. One of the man in black's moments of true genius.

Set of tire chains in carry case never used $25.00 obo. They are #1014 and fit (155 175) 13's tires. They sell now for $49. 00 at tire shops. Julie Williams 604- 795-2808 toll free: 1-888-504- 7441 ext 2808 Julie.Williams@ufv.ca

Queries can be directed to Shelley Freebies (Local 2813) in the Ag office.

Washburn D1OS (Dreadnaught): Excellent condition. $350 This model voted Best Guitar under $500 by Acoustic Guitar Magazine Solid Spruce Top Mahogany sides/back Mahogany neck with trussrod Rosewood fingerboard and bridge It's currently in Victoria. Will arrange to bring it over for serious inquiries. Contact Kevin.Antonishen@ufv.ca

Tiny Love elephant stacker a few Baby Einstein dvds Contact Tara Rozenek at tara. rozenek@ufv.ca Wanted Looking for 4-wheel walker with seat and hand brakes. Needs to hold 180 lb. individual. Phone: 604-702-2606 Cell: 604-302-2227 Email: Naida.Motut@ucfv.ca I am looking for a loveseat sofabed-with the width of the loveseat being no wider than 158cm. Shirley.Lister@ufv.ca

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Recently moved into new appartment. Looking for inexpensive artwork. Like laRGE LANDSCAPE PAINTINGS LIKE AT THRIFTSTORES, velvet paintings, anything from before the 80's, tapestries, owl clocks, anything I can hang on my walls. I can come pick things up or am on campus all the time. I could also use some aquarium decorations as i just bought a new fish tank. You can contact me by email at randonasea@hotmail.com

Pets We have a small brown bunny to give away. You get a brand new cage and all the accessories. Please call or e-mail me for more information. Home number is 604-870-0336 or the library local 4344.

I have a brand new fibreglass bath tub with a crack and a dent in the interior finish only. Will hold water and would be great for the farm animals. Free to anyone who can use it. Please contact me via email only at karen.massier@ufv. ca or karenmassier@shaw.ca

Accomodations

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Do you have extra family or friends arriving for the Holidays? have a lovely furnished vacation home located in downtown Chilliwack which has some availability until Jan. 05/09. Walnut Cottage is a 1930's home with lots of original character, gleaming hardwood floors, brand new gourmet kitchen and sleeps 8 comfortably. Contact me for more details. Catherine Anderson 604- 795-2808

This PSP was purchased in Sept 08 and has only been used a handful of times. It is in perfect condition and comes with everything you need to get started.

Leap Frog musical table Little Tikes musical keyboard V-Tech move and crawl ball Little People playground

1994 HONDA CIVIC $2800 AirCared, excellent commuter car, good on gas black, automatic, 4 door, good tires, well maintained, 317k kms and running well with much life left in this Honda engine. Contact Eileen at 604-504- 7441 ext. 4247 or eileen.burkholder@ ufv.ca Fully loaded 2003 KIA SEDONA 157,000 KM Great condition. White and silver, power seats, windows, keyless entry, alloy wheels, tinted windows, rear spoiler, woodgrain accents, air conditioning, rear climat control, bucket seats, exterior temperature indicator, new carpeting, very clean. Must sell brin~ all reasonable offers! $8000 obo CONTACT Sherry (604)378-7788 or Robert (604)701-8672

For Rent 3 Bedroom Upper Floor of house backs on to green belt, no smoking, small pets OK. $1100 includes all amenities. Phone: 604-870-0595 or 604807-9029

Newer, 2 bedroom, bright, groundlevel basement suite available in Mission. Large and spacious rooms, own covered patio with private entrance. Non-smoking, no pets, neat person/professional couple preferred. All inclusive includes: utilities, wireless Internet, Digital cable, security alarm and shared laundry. References required. Available February 1st. $820 Call 604.671.9476

Cannon Scanner Model CanoScan N676U USB powered LED indirect exposure Ultrath in 1-inch 3 years old For sale because another scanner was purchased Drivers/software included Price: $40.- delivered to you on campus. Interested in purchasing Party lite products, please contact Darlene Labbe at 77-298-2986.

Asking $200.00 If interested, please reply to shawk77@gmail.com.

I have two small and one large cardboard boxes for moving mirrors and/or paintings. Free to anyone who can make good use of them. Please contact me at carol .dickson@ufv.ca Free toys. Need to get rid of old toys to make room for the new ones from Christmas.

1 Canon AE-1 body excellent condition, 1 Canon FD 28mm, 2.8 lens excellent condition, 1 Canon original 1/2 leather case poor condition, 1 Canon metal mini tripod excllent condition, 1 30ml bottle of LensMate lens cleaner $85.00 for all, Contact Dawn at 604-504- 744 1 ext. 41 83 In an attempt to finish cleaning out our storage area, here is a list and photos of some more "stuff" up for sale AII prices are 080! 2 flutterboards: $3, 1 wooden lamp with wicker shade, 12" high: $5, 1 clay 'hacienda' decor item, brought home from Mexico: $5, 1 wrought iron candle stand with fish: $4., 1 clay vase with wicker detail: $4, 1 2x2 shelf with hanging hardware: $4, 1 woven basket, 8" round, brought home from Zimbabwe: $5, 2 wooden shelves, pine: both for $4, 1 wooden curtain rod from Ikea, extends up to 15 feet, comes with hanging brackets/finials: $7, 4 cream mugs, ceramic: $3, 1 set of snowman coasters (6) and holder, new and never used: $6, 1 Nine West purse, new and never used: $5, 2 Turquoise votive lanterns: both for $7, 1 brand new still packaged Ikea frame: $5, Contact Dawn at 604-504- 7 441 ext.4183 Electric Wheelchair for sale. Paid $1000 and added about $100 in improvements (new cushion and an oxygen tank holder).Will take offers! email: trish.blondin@ufv.ca 32 inch Toshiba TV works good will sell for $125.00 contact cduke@bakernewby.com

Apartment Wanted Looking for a one-bedroom or studio apartment/condo or suite to rent in Abbotsford, ideally for December 1st. If anyone is renting or knows of someone who requires a tenant, please contact Amelia at X4503 or amelia.kennedymaki@ ufv.ca A friend, who is an international student, needs a female roommate starting March. -unfurnished own bedroom, share livingroom, laundry, kitchen and household tasks -$425. includes utilities -non smoking, no pets no drugs no partying -Amblewood Place--10-15 min walk from UFV Call 778-240-3589 or email putri. devina@yahoo.com

Cascade News • Thursday January 22 nd 2009 Cascade Automobiles

1994 PONTIAC GRAND AM SE Fully-loaded, Engine top-end redone, Good body, Needs minor mechanical work (water pump) 2 door, Dark Green exterior, Grey interior, 3.1 Engine, 6 cylinder, Automatic, FWD drive, 236,166 km $600 OBO, Tel: (604) 755-9660

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PSP System Includes: Piano Black PSP system AC Adapter/Power cord Battery Pack Also included: 4 GB Sony Memory Stick Pro Duo Hot Shots Golf: Open Tee game

Rabbit cage+ water bottle.Paid $80.00, Rarely used.Asking $25.00 Contact Irene at 604-5047441 ext 4159 The UFV Agriculture Department poinsettia sale is gearing up. Plants are grown on-site in the UFV greenhouses by our horticulture students, and are only $7.00 each for a 6 inch pot (complete with festive foil pot cover and protective sleeve). The early varieties (red and some white) are ready for sale now. Plants are available through B 100 (Chwk). Due to space limitations, plants are all on a first come, first served, pick-up basis only until they are gone. Also available later will be a limited number of large 12" Panterra style terra cotta colour pots for only $20 (a steal, but please call ahead for these).

Events The Chilliwack SPCA will be hosting their annual fundraiser, Pet Photos with Santa on 22 and 23 November at Minter Country Garden (the shop, not the gardens in Rosedale) from 11-4 both days. Suggested donation: $10. All kinds of pets welcome we are experienced with handling them and putting them at ease. Hope to see you there! Hi everybody Damian here. I have been asked by many of the fellow UFV'rs about our upcoming shows. please see the link below for all the latest and thanks for all your support at Abbotsford's new Irish experience.The Duke of Dublin Its really nice to see the UFV family together at our shows smiling and laughing and having a great time awesome! http://www.murphyslagh.com/calendar.html

For Sale Robert Bateman 2009 Calendars Support RBSS teams/clubs by purchasing a 2009 Robert Bateman Calendar. Each calendar is personally signed by Robert Bateman. Pre-orders may be taken now. All Proceeds are to be used to support school teams and clubs. Calendars will be available mid November. The cost is $18.00. Contact: Vera White Phipps 604-504-7441 ext. 4761 (for my grandson) 1.6 GHz CPU, 2.0 GB System Memory, 80 GB Hard Drive, 1.44 MB Floppy Drive, DVD Burning Optical Drive, ATI 9600 Pro Video Adapter with 128MB Memory, 2 USB Port at Rear, Front USB Port with Multimedia Card Reader at the Front, 3 Firewire Port at Rear 100 MBps Ethernet Adapter (for Highspeed Internet), 5 channel sound built-in, Microsoft Windows XP Home Edition (registered) Anti-virus and Office Software Keyboard and Mouse $ 300.00, 604-504-7441 (4751) ken.wong@ucfv.ca

Aries (March 21st April 19th) Your horoscope will be vague and frustrating this week.

Sagittarius (November 22nd December 20th) Optimism is your greatest bane and your greatest virtue. You will think that it is clever to encourage people to be happier lighter things such as yourself. You will approach the wrong person on the wrong day in a restaurant. They will react, reasonably, by scratching your face off with a fork. You will die of shock and ugliness.

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Capricorn (December 21st January 19th) You will approach a professor for an extension on a project with confidence (you've never been turned down before). Unfortunately for you, your professor is unimpressed with your arrogance and denies you the extension. In order to get revenge you will decide to fake a suicide attempt to manipulate your professor into unwarranted feelings of guilt. Unbeknownst to you, you have a preternatural ability to commit suicide and you will die. Your professor won't care, understanding the greater virtues of natural selection.

Taurus (April 20th May 19th)

In an inadvisable fit of whimsy you will attempt to follow a rabbit down its hole (it worked for Alice, right). However, unlike a certain fictional character you will not succeed in dropping in on a mystical world full of folly and silliness and instead remain in this one with your head lodged in the ground. You will suffocate to death as the rabbit rightfully nibbles away at your nose in irritation.

Scorpio (October 23rd November 21st) You, poor dear, won't even have the benefit of making a poor decision as you have never particularly made any type of decision for yourself in your life. You will simply fall on something pointy.

SMARTERTHANYOU H ello dear puppies. As is our custom, I am here to deliver you most grievous news: you will all die this week. It will not be climate change, a falling economy, or an alien-zombie takeover that does you in. Your death will be entirely your fault. A universal lapse in judgement, manifest through poor decision making, will ultimately validate the glorious ideals of natural selection. The unthinking and unreasonable obviously lack the necessary tools for continued survival and the means to perpetuate a species that is so unworthy of our fine planet. Llamas on the other hand, will fare quite well.

Aquarius (January 20th February 18th) You will attempt to show off the glory of your somersaults. You will break your neck and expel your bowels, denying you any pretence of glory.

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Pisces (February 19th March 20th) You will choke on fluids because you are too thirsty. Moderation is a thing that you should try.

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Virgo (August 22nd September 21st) You will walk off of a cliff because you think you can handle it. You can't. Libra (September 22nd October 22nd) Frustrated with the gluttonous consumption of unsustainable resources you will decide to launch a protest against the drivers in the city. You will attempt to stop traffic from atop a soapbox that you stick right on South Fraser way. You will get hit by a car and die at the hands of someone you pissed off on the wrong day.

Gemini (May 20th June 20th)

While drunk, you will decide that it is a good idea to experiment with the hallucinogen LSD for the first time. You will commit against yourself all of the old wives tales of warning against the drug. You will think you are an orange and peel your skin off in an attempt to gain access to the sweet nectar you are certain is within you, you will think you can fly and jump off of something very, very tall, and finally, you will be so convinced that you can control matter with your mind that you will stand in front of a moving train willing it to halt.

Leo (July 22nd August 21st) You will quit your job in a fit of righteousness. Unfortunately, the economic state of the world being what it is, and your sense of self worth being totally incongruent with reality, you will be unable to obtain another that meets your standards. You will die homeless and utterly malnourished within one week.

Cancer (June 21st July 21st) All for progress: now aren't you dynamic. You will decide that you are clever and a visionary. You will decide that you have the best approach to solving the climate change issue. In order to stop the sun from beating down on us relentlessly, you will design a rocket that will release a powerful ice bomb directly into its core. The sun, or course, will think you're retarded, reach down and slap you in the face. You will be instantly incinerated.

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01/23/2009 at CBC Abbotsford, B.C. (CBC Campus) 7:45 pm

Women's Volleyball: 01/16/2009 at UBC-Okanagan Lost 3-0; 25-19, 25-15, 25-20 01/23/2009 at CBC Abbotsford, B.C. (CBC Campus) 6:00 pm

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Men's Basketball: 01/23/2009 vs. UBC Envision Athletic Centre 8:00 pm 01/24/2009 vs. UBC Envision Athletic Centre 8:00 pm

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shot just 29 percent, while SFU shot 46 percent from the field. SFU out rebounded the Cascades 44-38, and scored 30 points off of Cascades turnovers. On Saturday evening, SFU scored the first nine points of the game and never looked back, recording their fifteenth consecutive victory after defeating the Cascade women 88-64. SFU led 46-30 at the half and 67-44 after three quarters. SFU out rebounded the Cascades 45-37 and scored 31 points off of Cascades turnovers. Heather Boer led the Cascades with 14 points and 10 rebounds, Alexa McCarthy recorded 12 points, while Naomi Dueck added 11 points. "For the most part I was pretty pleased with how we competed tonight. SFU's a pretty talented team. They've got a lot of veteran weapons," said Cascades head coach Al Tuchscherer. "I thought we got a little bit down on ourselves Friday night, and a little bit demoralized. But I was pretty happy with the fight we showed tonight. I thought Meagan McAlister showed a lot of leadership tonight. She really battled hard. We got some of our younger kids into the game and I thought they were really key for us."

A l Tuchscherer's University of the Fraser Valley women's basketball team may have just recorded the mostimportant steal of the season, and it came off the court. Aieisha Luyken, one of British Columbia's 'blue chip' prospects, has agreed to attend UFV in September, and is expected to become an integral part of a rebuilding Cascades squad for many years. Tuchscherer made it official Wednesday that Luyken (5-9) and Tess Hart (5-7), who both play at the guard position for the AA Mission high school Roadrunners, will be in uniform for the Fraser Valley Cascades come September.

Source: Dale Cory, UFV Athletics vincial team in 2007, and also won a provincial title with Mission in 2008, achieving All-Star status during the Roadrunners' run to a BC title. She was an All-Star at Fraser Valley's a year ago. Her current stats are also impressive: 10 ppg, 6 rpg, 4 spg, 7 apg.

Men's Volleyball: 01/16/2009 at UBC-Okanagan Lost 3-1; 25-20, 21-25, 25-16, 25-21

"Having them come to our program together and continue to build on their current success, where they will be pushed by the intense competition of Canada West, is going to be very, very exciting."

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Women's Basketball: 01/23/2009 vs. UBC Envision Athletic Centre 6:00 pm 01/24/2009 vs. UBC Envision Athletic Centre 6:00 pm

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This past weekend, the Cascade men and women embarked on a road trip to Simon Fraser University for a pair of doubleheaders against The Clan. The Cascade men were battling for a playoff spot, while the Cascade women were taking on the best team in the country. In men's action on Friday night, SFU, who entered the game with an 8-7 record and 16 points, two better than the Cascades, came away with a 76-50 victory to move ahead of the Cascades by four points, forcing them into a must win situation for the weekend finale on Saturday. SFU was able to outscore the Cascades by 13 points in the second quarter after an even first quarter, allowing them to build a 35-22 lead at the half. Cascades rookie Sam Freeman went down with an ankle injury in the first half. With Cascades head coach Barnaby Craddock forced to play four rookies for a majority of the final quarter, Simon Fraser continued to control the game the rest of the way. Tristan Smith scored 11 points to lead the Cascades, while Kyle Grewal added 9 points. The Cascades were out rebounded 43-30 and were out scored 36-14 in the paint.

"My quick up-tempo basketball play is quite fitting for the environment Al is developing in the program. I think my quickness on defence and offence and ability to run the floor can be a positive addition to the team," stated Hart, an Honour Roll student.

"After spending the summer with the Junior Cascades program under Al as head coach, I really started to understand his style of coaching and the type of play he's looking for in his team. I think my style of play is fitting for the type of basketball he has the Cascades playing, which was an added bonus. After touring the campus, seeing what programs and facilities they had to offer, UFV seemed to be an obvious choice for me. " The addition of Luyken and Hart in 2009-10 has the Cascades excited about the future. "Getting both Tess and Aieisha together is very special for our program. As great as they are individually, together they have a growing chemistry that is pretty electric to watch while playing for one of the top high school teams in the province," insists Tuchscherer.

"When you play in Canada West and specifically the Pacific Division, you need to have this type of athlete to compete and be successful. Aieisha is athletically talented, very skilled, and most-importantly, a fierce competitor who has led her team to championships in the past," stressed Tuchscherer. "Not only will she bring our level of competition higher, but she is the type of athlete other people are going to be excited about playing alongside. With the graduation of Megan McAlister this year, we were looking for someone to come in and fill the point guard position we think we have found the best possible option in Aieisha." Aieisha Luyken certainly has impressive credentials. She was a Provincial team member from 2005 to 2007, and has been with the Centre for Performance since 2004. Luyken won a Provincial AA Championship with Mission in 2008, and was named MVP at Provincials. She has been an AllStar at the Fraser Valley Champions the past two seasons. Aieisha Luyken is an honour roll student and is on the Vice-Principles list. Luyken's current stats with Mission: 15 ppg (points), 10 rpg (rebounds), 12 apg (assists), 10 spg (steals). "I hope I can bring lots of energy and passion to the team next year. I'm really excited to start the next step in my basketball career and I'm glad I'm taking it with UFV. I play a fastpaced game, and I plan to bring some creativity to the team, and help the Cascades reach their goal of attending nationals," stated Luyken. "I chose UFV mainly because I wanted to play for Al. I really like his style of play and the way he encourages his players to be creative. I also love the family atmosphere UFV portrays." In Tess Hart, the Cascades welcome a unique blend of athleticism and creativity which is going to be very exciting for the program. "I've been a huge fan of Tess Hart's for a few years now. I've had the opportunity to get to know Tess the past couple of summers and have been extremely impressed by her level of play, and by her ability to adapt to challenges that have been presented to her, and the way she has excelled in those situations," stated Tuchscherer. "We feel Tess is ready to step in and contribute immediately. She is comfortable at the point or off-guard position, can get to the rim effectively, has three-point range, and is a very good defender." Hart was part of the U-16 pro-

On Saturday night, the Cascades and SFU renewed acquaintances in a memorable double overtime affair. Overall, the game was tied five times, while the lead changed ten times. Ultimately though, SFU came away with a 95-86 victory to move ahead ofUFV by six points for the final playoff berth in the Canada West Conference. The Cascades took a six point lead into the fourth quarter and had led by as many as ten, but SFU battled back and eventually secured the tying basket with just one second remaining on the clock. SFU held a three point advantage late in the first overtime until the Cascades Tristan Smith nailed a three pointer from well beyond the arc at the buzzer, leaving the teams tied at 75 a piece. SFU took charge in the second overtime period though, outscoring the Cascades 20-11, to record the 95-86 victory. Tristan Smith led the Cascades in scoring with 23 points. Rookie Sheldon Bjorgaard enjoyed his best game in CIS, notching 21 points. The Cascades were out-rebounded 57-41, and were out scored 40-24 in the paint. "It's a heartbreaker to lose. We certainly played well enough to get the W," said Cascades head coach Barnaby Craddock. "We definitely cost ourselves with a couple of sloppy plays throug_ho_u~he game, but it was a great effort. It's tough to lose the tight ones like these." Craddock was pleased with the play of his bench players, who came onto the floor and outscored SFU 3714. "I thought we had great effort, particularly from Dwayne Harrison. He stepped up for us tonight. He's a fifthyear guy and we need fifth-year players to do that," added Craddock. "Mike McKay anchors the middle for us, and was solid inside. Sheldon Bjorgaard and Dwayne stepped up and had some big minutes for us tonight." The Cascades were without guard Sam Freeman for Saturday's game. The outstanding rookie went down with a twisted ankle early in Friday's game, and did not dress Saturday. He is expected to return to the line-up next weekend. On Friday night, the Cascade women were presented with a tough task, defeating the number one team in the country, in SFU. SFU shooters held a hot hand early, and cruised to an 87-50 victory over the Cascade women. SFU was comfortably ahead 46-20 at the half and held a 68-35 after three quarters. Rookie Alexa McCarthy led the Cascades with 16 points. Jenn Bridgema_n ad_de~ _1~points_. The Cascades

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A fter taking advantage of their parents' fridges over the holidays, many students come back to university looking to lose some weight. While for some this may mean visiting a health food store or hitting the gym, for others it means going on a diet. Dieting is seen as a quick and convenient way to lose weight, but does it actually work? Diets can include drastic changes in food intake, or the ingestion of special dietary supplements. Diets often lead to large, sudden changes in weight. What many people don't know is that dieting can sometimes be dangerous. An April 2007 CBC article investigating dieting, notably citing a study by University of California social psychology professor Traci Mann, shows that dieting can actually lead to a weight-loss and weight-gain cycle that can be harmful to the body. Mann led a team of researchers who looked at about 30 long-term studies of diets. "We concluded most of them would have been better off not going on the diet at all," Mann said in the article. "Their weight would be pretty much the same, and their bodies would not suffer the wear and tear from losing weight and gaining it all back." A few well-known diets such as the AthleticsStandings:

Atkins diet can lead to this weightloss and weight-gain cycle. These diets all encourage high intakes of protein (meat products, nuts, dairy products, etc.) and low intakes of carbohydrates (bread, fruit, cereal, etc.). The American Heart Association does not recommend low-carb diets as they can restrict foods needed for a healthy diet. To speed the dieting process, many people turn to weight-loss supplements. The number of supplements available at health-food stores is seemingly endless and includes appetite suppressants and cleansers, all in the form of pills, powders, and teas, among other things. Appetite suppressants work to restrain the urge to overeat, or in extreme cases, eat at all, while a cleanser is a form of detox that according to their manufacturers works to flush harmful toxins from the body. Unfortunately, the effects of many of these supplements are unknown due to a lack oflong-term studies. It is always important to research health products carefully before consuming them, as they can often have these unknown side-effects.

Obviously, with the Canucks still in playoff position and with a couple of months in the season remaining, the sky is not falling on the Canucks season. Looking at this optimistically, it is much more beneficial to be peaking going into the playoffs, rather than in November. Unfortunately, bad habits and complacency could find the Canucks on the outside looking in with former cellar dwellers in the Phoenix Coyotes, Chicago Blackhawks and Columbus Blue Jackets all in position to make playoff pushes.

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However, a recent study published in the University of Western Ontario Medical Journal found that while the partial ban has reduced ephedrine's usage, it is still easily obtainable in many products. The trouble with many diets is that there is a lot of conflicting information available. In a 2004 interview with Walter Willett, a Harvard Medical School epidemiology and nutrition professor, conducted by PBS's Frontline, Willett comments on the confusion that circulates around nutrition and dieting.

TERRY SINGH SPORTSEDITOR 3-6-3 since the Christmas break and 0-5-2 at home in their last seven home games, the holiday season hasn't been kind to the Vancouver Canucks. Mats Sundin has entered the line-up and Roberto Luongo has healed from a groin injury, yet the Canucks look like a shell of the team that was so hot in November. Certainly, Sundin and Luongo still require time to find their legs and perform at their best, but the most troubling aspect of the Canucks recent struggles are the inconsistencies and drop in play from the rest of the team. Defensively, the Canucks are regularly finding themselves out of position and turning over the puck. The forwards are not receiving quality breakout opportunities as a result. A sophomore slump can't be seen as a surprise for a defensemen as young as Alex Edler, but on numerous nights he looks like he doesn't belong on an NHL roster, let alone playing top four minutes with yet another Sarni Salo injury saddling the defensive corps. After a brilliant 2006 season, injuries and inconsistent play have beset Kevin Bieksa. Despite putting up solid offensive numbers, Bieksa's defensive and physical play have slipped. Mattias Ohlund's drop off has been a more steady decline over a number of seasons, but with his looming status as an unrestricted free agent his spot on the team is tenuous. Shane O'Brien is adding to his league leading penalty minute totals with bad minor penalties, not fighting majors. Willie Mitchell has been the best of the bunch, but considering the level of play we have seen from this defensive core as of late, that is no accomplishment. This Canucks team was supposed to be built on Roberto Luongo's goaltending and a deep defensive core, so you can't be as critical of the forward group. But, they have gotten away from what was successful earlier in the season, namely playing with a sense of urgency and providing toughness and grit. Instead of punishing the opposition on the forecheck, the Canucks forwards have been complacent. Youngsters like Mason Raymond and Jannik Hansen have seen their offensive output dry up, while veterans like Kyle Wellwood and Pavo! Demitra have also seen a hit in their production.