Inaniloquent, The Creative Writing Class

Inaniloquent \In a ‘nil o quent\

v. throwing leaves into the ocean— meticulously— then paying a person of lesser status to fetch them after a period of time

n. a child between the ages of seven and thirteen who has been thrown into a trash can filled with articles by the New Yorker

n. one who spends his or her life searching for aliens

n. the inability to speak to ones own subconscious

n. a woman who once possessed class and poise but has lost it to a lack of judgment and alcohol

adj. of or pertaining to something that was important and highly valued, but is now forgotten

adj. not being able to be categorized as small or tiny; too big to be called small

adj. offensively disgusting social manners

adj. firm or instructive in tone or manner

n. someone who is only able to speak using inappropriate or offensive language

adj. full of empty or idle talk

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