Acadia’s Student Newspaper since 1874 March 26th , 2015 Issue 77. 10
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Scientific community casts doubt on Mars One program Alex Quesnel News Editor
When the Netherlands-based nonprofit Mars One burst on the scene in 2011 with an ambitious plan to establish a permanent human colony on Mars by 2027, it garnered significant media attention. Since then, however, the proposed mission has come under heavy criticism from the scientific community as hopeless thinking. The Athenaeum Acadia University’s Student News Paper Issue 77.7 ASU Box 6002, Acadia University Wolfville, NS, Canada B4P 2R5 Editor In Chief: Stephanie Bethune email: eic@acadiau.ca SUB room 512 EIC Office Hours: Sunday 2:00-5:00 Advertising Enquiries: mark.pound@gmail.com Business Enquiries: 116765m@acadiau.ca Editor In Chief Staff Writers Stephanie Bethune Jocelyn Wilkie Section Editors Jalen Sabean Art: Riley MacKinnon Will Cann News: Alex Quesnel Andrew Haskett Opinions: Tess Pooran Christian Vail Sport: Laura Jeha Contributors Production Manager Don Corkum Megan Stanton Cover Art: Photo Manager Robin Lawson Robin Lawson Copy Editor Trevor Braxton-Barto Online Manager Deirdre Campbell Advertising Manager Mark Pound Business Manager Robyn McMillan
The Athenaeum is the official student newspaper of Acadia University and is published in print and online year-round at theath.ca. The opinions expressed herein do not represent the Acadia Students Union or the staff of the Athenaeum, they are held by the individuals who contribute to the Athenaeum as essential members of our completely studentrun newspaper Articles submitted will be published at the discretion of the editorial board. If there is content that we feel will not add to the philosophy, dialogue, or tone of our newspaper, it will not be published. That being said, all of our staff members look forward to working together with writers to improve their quality of writing, and to make sure the Athenaeum remains professional and well-rounded. The Athenaeum may accept submissions from any student or member of our campus, present and past, and is always looking for more writers and photographers. If you are looking for coverage of an event or story, would like to notify us of a complaint or correction, or would like to submit a letter to the editor, contact Stephanie Bethune at eic@acadiau.ca There are open story meetings every Saturday at 6pm in the Athenaeum office, room 512 in the SUB—all are welcome, and we encourage you to come!
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Mars One is the brainchild of Dutch entrepreneur Bas Lansdorp. The company represents the current trend of private sector space exploration. Similar companies such as Elon Musk’s SpaceX are looking to outdo traditional means of state-funded space programs. This means government agencies like the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) are being challenged by a new generation of space exploring entrepreneurs. This particular plan aims to send a series of lander missions to the Red Planet throughout the 2020s. The information obtained from these operations will allow for more ambitious ones at the end of the decade. Manned missions are scheduled to launch in 2026 and arrive on Mars in 2027. Given the permanency of the settlement, this is expected to be a no-return mission. Mars One organized a worldwide application process in order to select and train their astronauts. People across the globe were encouraged to apply throughout the spring and summer of 2013. According to ABC News, a total of 1058 candidates remained in the competition,
the majority of whom are university educated and under 36 years of age. Still, many potential candidates are defiant in the face of this backOn February 16, 2015, Mars One’s lash. For example, Karen Cuming, website announced “The Mars a Mars One candidate from Burl100,” the remaining one hundred ington, Ontario, is not bothered by candidates for the planned mission. this criticism. According to the CBC, The list includes fifty women and she claims: “One person says it’s fifty men from diverse backgrounds. flawed, but what about the rest of Introductory videos filmed by each us that say it isn’t?” of these participants have been made available online for public Unfortunately, this is not just one viewing. individual criticizing the Mars One program. Negative responses to Despite all of this excitement and the bold mission are abundant. In media attention, the Mars One con- a recent opinions piece for Britishcept is also being ridiculed by the based newspaper The Guardian, academic community. Leading as- Joseph Roche concluded the followtrophysicist and public intellectual ing: “I think that the shortcomings Neil DeGrasse Tyson has been a of the selection process, coupled vocal critic of the program. “Maybe with their unwillingness to engage I’m just out of it,” he says, “but I and collaborate with the scientific just don’t see a business model to community, means that the time sustain journeys to Mars.” But Neil might have come for Mars One to DeGrasse Tyson is not only skepti- acknowledge the implausibility of cal about the prospect of adequate this particular venture. They could financial backing. He highlights the then perhaps turn their efforts tono-return clause as senseless and wards supporting other exciting and suicidal. Tech Times reports: “Ac- more viable space missions.” Roche cording to Tyson, no one will be obviously takes a cynical approach investing in a company with the to the state of privately funded goal of launching a life-threatening space agencies like Mars One. Nevmission accompanied by a high risk ertheless, his opinion demonstrates of failing and a price tag in the bil- the negligible public support for this lions.” Ultimately, the Mars One initiative. mission is seen as a lofty goal.
School of Business hosts annual competition Alex Quesnel News Editor
The School of Business hosted a competition this past Friday, March 20. Participating students were required to submit their analysis on March 13. In total, six teams were chosen to present their analysis to representatives from J.D. Irving Ltd. This was a free community event open to the public.
This was the fifth year running for the contest, which was sponsored by J.D. Irving Ltd. According to Adam Callaghan, this particular occasion was just one example of the many case competitions available to business students at Acadia University. Various companies throughout Atlantic Canada have been kind enough to sponsor these types of
events in the past. The incorporation of case competitions as co-curricular activities in business schools is a central focus of the School of Business. In addition, this event was meant to highlight the work of Andrew Healy, one of the representatives from J.D. Irving Ltd. and a recent graduate of Acadia University. He had been involved this year in developing, presenting and judging the competition. The former member of the Acadia Axemen football team was recruited by J.D. Irving Ltd. based on his involvement in the case competition three years ago.
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than after graduating: banks realize that students’ credit is either terrible or does not exist, and take this into consideration; once graduation hits it is a far different story. This credit card can help pay for bills instead of racking up overdue fees, and allows you to receive e-transfers. Some student accounts allow you to send them for free, but as broke students, that is irrelevant.
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Top things students should invest in for school Jocelyn Wilkie Staff Writer
Students already shell out thousands of dollars in order to attend University, and it can seem like a smart idea to save some money on certain products. However, cutting corners by purchasing a poor quality item, or completely foregoing the purchase, can be a bad idea. Whether you live on or off campus, the following items are some of the few that students should really invest their time and money into. Bed: A supportive mattress is probably the most important item on this list. A good, new mattress can be expensive, but is far less expensive than purchasing cheaper mattresses every other year. Everyone has different preferences when sleeping, but finding one that works for you is essential to a good night’s sleep. Going to class cranky, sore, and sleepy, is not a good way to start the year, but knowing that you could have spent a little more for a mattress of much better quality can hurt just as much.
Tupperware/Storage/Crock Pot: If you live in a house with multiple people or in dorms, you will know storage is key. Be it a kitchen shelving unit or a closet organizer, at least one form of storage will make your life a whole lot easier. Tupperware is also essential as it allows you to save time by doubling recipes, space in your fridge by condensing products into precooked meals, and money by not having to throw out food every week. A crock pot is also a good investment for the same reasons, but the real bonus is that feeling of coming home to smelling your dinner already cooking. Good Bank/Account: Finding a good bank as a student can seem far down on the list, but it really helps with your finances. Most large banks have student bank accounts, foregoing monthly fees since they know you are broke. They can also be found all over Canada, and often have an international partner. This step is also beneficial as you are far more likely to get a credit card now rather
Jacket and Boots: I know it is hard to tell with our 3+ foot snow banks, but we got more snow this week. Another newsflash: Nova Scotia can get a LOT of precipitation. Rain or snow, there is almost always something on the ground. A good pair of snow or rain boots and a weatherproof jacket is essential to getting around Wolfville. Although I am not saying everybody needs to buy a pair of Hunters or a Canada Goose winter jacket, these items should be of good enough quality to last the four years spent at school. Sitting through four hours of class with wet feet or leaning into the wind on Main Street in just a thin sweater is not a good feeling. Rain boots should also be taller unless you are prepared to be on the losing side of “guess how deep that puddle really is.”
also has a great promotion on Tuesdays: students with a valid ID and Air-Miles card get 10% off. Sometimes it even gets paired up with their “Buy $20 of meat and/ or fruits/vegetables and get a $10 coupon for your next purchase” promotion. Cha-ching. Bulk Product: WalMart might be the go-to for cheap products, but check out the Bulk Barn: candy, nuts, baking ingredients, and spices are often cheaper since there is no plastic container and you can get exactly how much you need. Cosco can also be your friend when in the city. CostCo’s low prices come from their bulk products, but also because they do not always carry the exact same thing: marble and cheddar cheese often swap out. Always compare between stores and make sure everything can be used and stored properly. CostCo also requires a membership, but the $50 fee can be split between two people with the same address. However, never substitute bulk for the goodness of a product. Meeting the people around you: Lame, but it saves you money and is really what students should invest their time in. Finding someone to walk to class with means you are accountable and less likely to skip class (the real investment) or the gym. This also cuts down on taxi and grocery costs, and provides a vast network of people whose real worth becomes evident after graduation. Travelling through Ontario post-school? Hit up that local friend and skip the hotel cost. Thinking of starting your own business? Email that business major friend for advice.
Backpack: Most people still have one left over from high school, and this is the time to use it. Coolness factor aside, they make taking your textbooks and laptop to class a lot easier, and are great to bring home groceries (especially considering the bags at SaveEasy). Some people will carry fewer books than others, but a backpack that will last the four years is a necessary item that will make What you know will help you life a lot easier. succeed: The final thing a stuStudent Discounts: Think paying dent should invest either their $10 for a discount card is absurd? time or money into is what they Not when you get 10-15% off at know will help them persontons of different places. The SPC ally succeed. Dislike living alone card is great, particularly when and need sunlight to feel good? buying Christmas gifts; you save Maybe pay a little extra to not live once $100 are spent at any com- in that basement bachelor apartbination of participating stores ment. In the end, it is your future, within the year. Clothes? Check. and that is the best investment Restaurants? Yep. Haircuts, mo- you can make. tels, shoes, pet-supplies, activities? All of the above. Sobeys
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whatsoever. That said, for sake of space I will try to limit this to key albums rather than the usual key songs.
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Bad Religion (Everything They Have Ever Released) Christian Vail Staff Writer
There were a lot of bands I wanted to write about this year and did not get the chance to. I switched out Dead Kennedys for Fugazi, Adolescents for Manic Street Preachers, and Operation Ivy for blink-182. There was only one band I said I would write about no matter what, the problem was narrowing them down to an album. This band is basically the Beatles of punk rock, and so I cannot break Bad Religion down to one of their releases. As far as I am concerned, they are not only the greatest punk band ever, but one of the greatest musical acts of all time. That is why this is not going to be a single album recommendation, but a completely shameless love letter to Bad Religion. Why are they such an iconic punk band you ask? Look at their name and logo. I own a lot of Bad Religion merch, and it is not uncommon for me to wear a shirt, jacket,
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and hat bearing their logo all at the same time. Am I an overdramatic atheist setting out to offend every Christian I see? No (my name is Christian, I would be a jackass if I did). But do I look like I am? Absolutely. If the primary goal of a punk band is to shock and offend everyone outside of the scene, then Bad Religion has been the most effective punk band for over 30 years now. Since their formation in 1979, that famous logo and name has accompanied 16 albums and 2 EPs, their most recent album release being 2013 and their tour being ongoing. What sets them apart from other punk bands (especially hardcore-era bands) is not just the longevity, but the consistent quality of the releases. You could put on one of their latest releases followed by an early 90s release and be hard pressed to tell which is which. That is not to say that they have not changed at all, but that their quality has not wavered
Starting with their first and my favourite, in 1982 Bad Religion hit the hardcore punk scene hard with their masterpiece How Could Hell Be Any Worse? That album began with a song that makes “Stairway to Heaven” sound like the “Macarena”. That track was “We’re Only Gonna Die”, and it jammed more intense tempo changes into a two minute song than most prog bands will in the side-A of an album before they get to that weird instrumental jam on side-B. Also, it features THE most effective and surprising use of acoustic guitar and piano in any punk song, even if only for a few seconds. This along with several other songs such as the equally classic “Fuck Armageddon… This Is Hell” are still regularly played at Bad Religion shows as fan-favourite concert closers. For a band that went on to be as successful as they did, that says a lot about their small, independent debut. Another fantastic but more overlooked track from the album that I highly recommend is “Latch Key Kids”, which sounds exactly like if the Kinks were to play hardcore punk. From 1988 to 1990, Bad Religion released their strongest trio of albums: Suffer, No Control, and Against the Grain. These albums are what began to introduce bands to a more mainstream audience until their first real commercial breakthrough with 1994’s Stranger Than Fiction, which featured the hit single “21st Century (Digital Boy)”, a reworked version of the Against the Grain track. You will hear a lot of argument between BR fans regarding which version is better. Honestly, I would recommend the Against the Grain original version as it sounds more like a classic punk track and less like a one-off single. Another release that brought Bad Religion to the masses was 1993’s Recipe For Hate. If I were to rank this album among my own
favourites, it would be at #3 as I am saving #2 for last. This album features the one track almost everyone knows: “American Jesus”. Rife with religious and political themes, the song is possibly the greatest showcase of the band’s bizarre marriage of punk instrumentals backing three-part vocal harmonies. On top of this, it has one of the most recognizable punk riffs. This album also showcased Bad Religion’s other musical interests and talents especially through the country-punk track “Man With a Mission”. I wanted to save the last bit to talk about Bad Religion’s most controversial album and my #2 pick that I previously mentioned. After the surprise success of How Could Hell Be Any Worse? the now somewhat successful early Bad Religion decided that they could branch out and experiment. At the time, the band was listening to as much early Genesis (Peter Gabriel is and always will be better than Phil Collins) as they were Black Flag. What do you do when you have these varying influences and want to make your own mark on the music industry? You put your influences together and BAM you have your own sound. That is what Bad Religion did with 1983’s Into the Unknown and it is AWESOME. Probably one of the most fun albums you will ever listen to, this new “prog-punk” sound featuring heavy punk guitars along with lush electric organs in a strange yet amazing marriage was horribly received by punk audiences. The album never had a real tour, only one show supporting it was performed and no one showed up, and sold very, very few copies. The now-famous band almost completely disregards it and fans continue to bash it. However, it is definitely one of my most listened to albums by any band. This odd style is perfectly exemplified in the album’s strongest track “Billy Gnosis”, coming across as some pissed off, Syd Barrett-led Pink Floyd B-side. The album also features the epic, multi-part “Time continued on page 5
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R.E.M. – Murmur Don Corkum Contributor
With this being the last article I have the opportunity to write, an awfully tough decision had to be made. Do I write something on Rush, my favorite band of all time? Maybe some other band in the progressive rock canon, which despite being my area of expertise is something I have yet to dedicate an article to? Maybe a recent favorite like Modest Mouse, Built to Spill, or Belle and Sebastian? Being that I am nearing the end of my university experience, I decided I should focus on a record that truly defined my experience here at Acadia, and a record that has become very close to my heart.
ly become part of the alternative canon, and maybe even beyond that. Most of you probably think of R.E.M. as a 90’s band because most of these hits came out in that decade. Really though, R.E.M. has been releasing quality material since 1981, with the “Radio Free Europe” single, essentially giving life to the whole U.S. alternative rock scene ten years before Nevermind hit the shelves and alternative rock became a household name. Murmur is R.E.M.’s first album, released in 1983, and represents their early jangle pop style quite well. What exactly is “jangle pop” you ask? It is an early form of poppy alternative rock that uses the Byrd’s “jingle-jangle” (hence the name) guitar style as its sonic template. R.E.M. represent the more “rock” side of this subgenre, whereas The Smiths (the other popular jangle pop band, and another band I toyed with writing an article about) represent the “pop” side. Still, pop is in the subgenre name, and in many ways Murmur is defined by its structurally simple melodic pop songs that feature guitarist Peter Buck’s shimmering arpeggios, and vocalist Michael Stipe’s cryptic-yet-nonsensical lyrics sung in his trademark mumble.
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talking about. There was no way I was going to be able to figure out without some help that Stipe was saying “combien de temps,” during “Talk About the Passion”, or “standing too soon / shoulders high in the room” during “Perfect Circle”. Michael has chalked this style up to his lack of confidence in his voice and his lyrics, because as time went on, his vocals became more audible and his lyrics less oblique. I, forever the conceptualist, feel like Stipe was making some kind of statement about the disposability of most pop lyrics, especially given the fact that he has said that his early lyrics were just words that sounded nice when sung together. Plus, I find it awfully funny that the only words you can make out during “Sitting Still” are “I can hear you.” He had to have done that one on purpose.
That album is R.E.M.’s Murmur. Thanks to the magic of the Internet, I know for a fact that I first heard this album on October 14th, 2011, which was very early in my first year at Acadia. I thought it was a great album when I first heard it, but slowly over the next year it went from “great” to becoming one of my favorite albums of all time, and definitely one of my favorite albums I have discovered while at Acadia. Murmur has been there basically from the beginning of my university experience, and has continued to be one of the most important albums for me during this time. That makes it the perfect album to focus on for my last article. Which is another thing worth mentioning. I think the title Murmur is But enough about me. Lets talk absolutely brilliant given Stipe’s about Murmur, and R.E.M. in vocal style, because all he does on general. I assume most have heard the album is, well, murmur. With“Losing My Religion”, “Everybody out looking at a lyric sheet, there is Hurts”, “Stand”, and “It’s The End almost no way to know what MiOf The World As We Know It (And chael is singing about most of the I Feel Fine)”, which are all grade time, and even if you did, you still A pop songs, and have essential- might not know what the hell he is
So, being that the lyrics are hard to parse, this is an album defined by its instrumentals. What we get on Murmur is 12 of the most finely crafted pop songs, no more, no less. Murmur is just a collection of simple little songs, and never tries to pretend it is any more than just this. The first tracks I should discuss are the re-recorded versions of R.E.M.’s first single, “Radio Free Europe” and its B-side “Sitting Still.” The Murmur version of “Sitting Still” is nearly identical to the single version, and is still the simple, sweet little pop song it always ways. “Radio Free Europe” is slightly slower than the single version, taking away some of the immediacy, but allowing Buck’s arpeggios to breathe a little bit. Thus, both versions are great for different reasons. “Radio Free Europe” is for many the defining early R.E.M. song, with its up-tempo feel propelled by drummer Bill Berry’s driving drumbeat, explosive pre-choruses which feature Stipe’s voice keening above Buck’s
continued from page 4 and Disregard”, which has the unique distinction of being the only Bad Religion song to ever clock in at over 5 minutes. By embracing punk as little as possible, Into the Unknown is an absolute classic punk record.
It has been a good year of lighthearted, funny-ish punk recommendations, and so I leave you with as many Bad Religion songs as I can. Now, eff off (that is punk for ‘goodbye, I love you.’).
bums, its hard to tell where to start. My best advice with Bad Religion is not to pick out a classic album and spread out from there, but to start from the beginning and work your way to the end. At least in that way you will know you are not missing anything from the greatest band that When a band has this many al- punk rock has to offer.
arpeggios, and its sing-along chorus. A couple of the other songs on the album follow this mold, including the catchy “Catapult”, “Moral Kiosk”, and “9-9”. There is plenty of diversity on Murmur too. “Perfect Circle” is the token ballad, and a stunningly beautiful one at that. This is a song that without fail brings me feelings of nostalgia. In fact, this effect is achieved on sad-yethappy songs like “Talk About the Passion”, “Shaking Through”, and “Laughing”. There is even a sort of “serious” song in the closer, “West of the Fields”, which is only as serious as Stipe’s rushed and mumbled delivery of the title phrase will allow it. Really, the only song I am not head-overheels for is “We Walk”, and even that song will give me feelings of wintery nostalgia. Speaking of winter, Murmur is one of the absolute best winter albums ever. Seriously, do yourself a favor before all this snow disappears and walk around Wolfville with this album on. In my second year, I did this accidentally, and it is an experience that truly changed my life. Now, every year during the first significant snowfall of the year, I walk around town with this album on. Arpeggios and snowflakes falling just go together. The fact that this album has had this kind of effect on my university experience should impress upon you the greatness of this album. It really is just a collection of pop songs, but it becomes so much more than this if you let it. Picks: It is becoming a bit of a cliché, but you should listen to the whole thing. The best songs are probably “Radio Free Europe”, “Shaking Through”, “Talk About the Passion”, and “Perfect Circle”. “We’re Only Gonna Die” Into the Unknown: “Billy Gnosis” Against the Grain: “21st Century (Digital Boy)”
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The future of music making at Acadia Riley MacKinnon Arts Editor
Ever want a way to express yourself creatively, but not sure how to do so? Do you long for someone to bounce ideas off of, and maybe create something pretty great? Wolfville and Acadia University have begun a new creative journey, and if the above questions are thoughts you have, you may want to look into this further. They call themselves the Evangeline Court Music Collective. This past year, they started up as a group of friends who wanted to
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create something new. I sat down with Adam Clarke and Adam Langille, who are two of the founding members of this group. This collective started with some music students who wanted to express themselves creatively but separately from the academic environment. Their first few meetings were a way for them to critique each others’ work, but quickly grew to a collaborative project entitled Uncharted Worlds. The piece itself is in the works of being performed, so stay tuned for details.
time relaying why this collective is important. The group currently has students who are hoping to become professionals in the field of the performing arts. This is not a requirement for entry, though. All you need is an interest and some basic knowledge, and you too can partake in this creative journey. The current members span a large background, from Celtic music to electronic music. They are primarily focused within music composition right now, with the goal of creating contemporary classical music, but the group holds an open mind and is Clarke and Langille spent some open to any ideas people have -
no matter their background. The group aims to expand the realms of creativity, all collaboratively. Thus far, the group meets every couple of weeks, with each member bringing a piece to work on, passing to the person beside them, and returning to the next meeting with more to work on. This circle results in extremely unique ideas coming together in a cohesive project. The Evangeline Court Music Collective is now fully ratified with the Acadia Students’ Union. They are a small group right now, but are growing.
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What does a German do when they want a drink that is light on alcohol, but do not want to go for a light brew? They make a Shandy! The idea for this drink originated in Munich, Germany where it is often called a Radler. This beer cocktail is simple, refreshing, and a breeze to whip up, so do as the Germans do and give it a try. Mix ½ of a blond lager with ½ lemonade or lemon soda (ice optional), and you are good to go.
Embrace your Southern side and sip this sweet tea while sitting on your porch and listening to country music. To make a big batch, bring 4 cups of water to boil, and combine in a large jug with 10 bags of black tea, 1 cup of granulated sugar, and 1/4 teaspoon of baking soda. Stir until all the sugar has dissolved and allow the tea to steep for 10 minutes. Discard the tea bags, and add in 1 cup of peach nectar. Fill the rest of the jug with cold water, add in 2 cups of Jack Daniel’s (try the JD Tennessee Honey for extra sweet flavor), and refrigerate until chilled. Throw in some fresh peach slices for a finishing touch.
Be careful, this goes down easy but it will have you feeling tipsy in a jiffy. For those of you unfamiliar with Aperol it is an Italian aperitif, similar to Campari, except it is more sweet than bitter. Prosecco is a white sparkling wine, also of Italian descent. Mix 3 parts dry, white sparkling wine, 2 parts Aperol, and a splash of soda water in a glass with ice. Drop in some fresh orange slices to complete the drink.
Go back to your roots, and make this classic East Coast drink, which also has an island flair. To really bring it home spring for local ingredients. Try using Ironworks Rum, crafted in Lunenburg, NS, and ginger beer from Propeller Brewery in Halifax, they make a nice one that is not too sweet. In a tall glass filled with ice, mix 1.5 ounces of a dark rum, such as Golsling’s, with 4-5 ounces a good-quality ginger beer. Garnish with a lime wedge if you like.
For the most refreshing drink, try making your own lemonade. Dissolve 2 tablespoons of sugar into ¼ cup of hot water, and then stir in 3 tablespoons of freshly squeezed lemon juice and ¾ cup of cold water. Place 5 raspberries and 1 teaspoon of sugar in a bowl and muddle. Pour your muddled raspberries into a tall glass over ice and top with fresh lemonade and raspberry flavoured vodka.
If you are having a Caesar, it is a go big or go home situation. Cure your hangover, heartbreak, or just your bad day with this ultimate Caesar. To get your glass ready, run a lime wedge around the rim, and roll in celery salt. Fill your glass with ice, and add in 2 ounces of vodka, 2 dashes of Tabasco sauce, 4 dashes of Worcestershire sauce, 2 dashes of pepper, 1 teaspoon of horseradish, 2 teaspoons of pickle juice, a squeeze of lemon, and 1 cup of Clamato juice. Top with a skewered dill pickle, celery stalk, and lime wedge.
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Leaving Home for the Last Time Will Cann Staff Writer
When I first got to Acadia in September 2011, I was nervous, to say the least. I knew three or four people from home who also went to Acadia, though none of them were living in my residence. The thought of trying (needing) to make a whole new group of friends was something that terrified me. The first night I spent at Acadia, I went to a stoplight party at the Axe, where somebody thought I wanted to fight him because apparently I looked at him in a weird way. I think he was quite drunk; I was less so. I do not think I ever saw him again, though I do not really remember what he looked like, so who knows. I remember the first class I went to – it was in the basement of the KCIC; I remember my first meal at meal hall – it was something involving chicken; I remember the first person I ever talked to – a guy named Peter, who was (and remains) about nine feet taller than me; but perhaps most importantly, I remember the first time I went home to PEI, and then came back to Acadia, my new home, it was when I discovered that I actually wanted to come back to school. I remember the first exam I wrote at Acadia – it was in pre-1500 history – and this year, on April 14, I will write my last exam, ending my time at Acadia. I graduated last year (it is a long story why I am still here, so I will leave that part out), so once I write that exam, I do not have a reason to come back. I thankfully had the benefit of experiencing grad weekend last year with the knowledge that I would be back in Wolfville for this year, and that allowed me to experience grad weekend in a different way than most people. When I leave in April, I know I will come back at some point; I think most people who are graduating feel the same way, it is just a question of when that will be.
into Wolfville, I get a strong feeling that I am coming home. With such a small town, it is tough not to feel any emotional attachment to it. You get to recognize people around town, and it is noticeable when those people are not around. Whether it is a waitress at Paddy’s, the crossing guard on Highland, or the cashier at Muddy’s that rings in your Gatorade the morning after a night you cannot remember, there are always people around town that you recognize, and those are the people you are going to miss. It is the same with your fellow students. You see the same people every day, whether you know them personally or not. You walk past the same people on the way to and from class. If you are in a small program (and realistically, even if you are not) you get to know your classmates pretty well. These are the people you will miss when you leave. There are obviously a few people you will continue to see on a semi-regular basis, but the vast majority are people who you will see once every five years, if at all. That person you talk to before class starts, or your residence neighbor in from your first year, is it likely that either one of you is going to make the effort to go see the other?
That was the thought that crossed my mind last year during the graduation formal, the last event of grad weekend. One of my friends (who had also graduated that weekend) was heading out to his hotel, and then on a flight home the next morning. This was somebody I had lived with for three years, both in residence, and in a house off-campus. He would not be returning to Wolfville in the fall to go back to school, he would be working somewhere in another province. There were many other people, most of whom I have not seen since the night of grad formal, that I realized It is tough to describe the feeling I would probably not see again for when I drive up the hill on the high- quite some time. way, near Exit 8, when Blomidon first comes into view. It was one of The entire graduation weekend is my favorite views when I got here full of mixed emotions. You are four years ago, and after four years excited (and just about every synof living here, it remains one of my onym for happy) to be graduating, favorite views. When I drive back
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but you are also sad to be leaving the friends that you have made, and the place you have called home for four years of your life. It is like the last night you and your friends are together before summer begins, but with the emotions amplified. It is like last class bash on steroids. Parent’s night at The Axe, on the Friday, is like show and tell – showing your parents the place where you have done unspeakable things, and having them meet the people with whom you did those unspeakable things. The actual graduation ceremony is pretty much like any other graduation ceremony, though more official. It can be as emotional or devoid of emotion (in your head) as you want it to be. It is a lot of sitting, followed by lining up to walk across the stage, have your name called, and then become an Acadia alumnus or alumna. The process of having your name called, shaking hands, receiving your degree, takes maybe thirty seconds. For something you have been working towards for four years, it is an extraordinarily short period of time (and you will realize this is a good thing, because if it took any longer, the ceremony would be about twelve hours long). Having not gone to the banquet, I cannot comment on what exactly goes on there, though I have heard the food is good. The formal, which I have already spoken about, takes place in the hockey rink, and from what I remember, is a pretty fun time. It is the last chance to see most people before they leave, so if nothing else, that is a good reason to go. A lot changes over the course of four years. You get comfortable with things over that period of time. Once you leave Acadia, the place you have called home for four years, there are no more Chapel Trivia emails; there are no more emails from professors assigning extra readings before class the next day; no more weekly announcements from the ASU. Things will change for students leaving, but for the town of Wolfville, and Acadia, they will more or less stay the same. Just after Mother’s Day, Wolfville will go quiet, just as it has done since the mid-1800s. A class of Acadia students arrives for the weekend, and will leave Acadia as alumni. Acadia’s campus will go quiet for the summer, and wait for another class of first year students to take the place of those who left.
No Means NO Anonymous
Safe, sane, and consensual. BDSM’s (Bondage and Discipline/ Dominance and Submission/Sadism and Masochism) credo features two prominently overlooked aspects of the practice: safety and consent. Although this article will focus mainly on consent in a heterosexual monogamous BDSM relationship, with a female submissive, the issues covered are applicable to any combination of partners and sexual tastes. One of the foremost issues surrounding sexual encounters of any kind (from vanilla to kinky) is consent. Although most discussions on consent revolve around initial contact, consent remains important throughout a scene (sexual encounter). Prior to engaging in any scene, make sure all participants know what they are agreeing to. Discussion is key to this, as so much of what transpires has the potential to cause both emotional and physical harm. Both submissives (the partner who is in a position of submission; hereafter Sub) and dominants (the partner who is in a position of control; hereafter Dom) lay out what they expect from a scene prior to its occurrence, and each establishes limits for what they are willing to do, and how far they are willing to go. Perhaps the most important fact is that during the scene communication dose not stop. Doms are constantly monitoring their Sub for any cues signalling discomfort with the situation, and both partners are able to call an end to a scene at any point, without penalization. This brings us to the topic of safewords. In BDSM a safe-word is a code word used by the Sub to unambiguously signal to their Dom that they are not comfortable with a scene, and would like it to stop. Part of a scene’s initial discussion is the establishment of a safe-word. Safe-words can be an individual choice, or a standard agreed upon by the BDSM community. When choosing a safeword it is good to select a monocontinued on page 9
ath athopinions continued from page 8 syllabic word not commonly used during sex, to ensure that no ambiguity occurs surrounding its use. Words such as “no” or “stop” are often discouraged, as more serious forms of play can involve the Sub using those words as part of a scene. Instead, words like “rose” or “house” are suggested, as these are nonsexual in nature, and therefore not something you would likely yell out in the throes of passion. One of the more universal safe-word systems is the Stoplight System, which can be used by both Doms and Subs. This is a three-tiered system, where red means “stop what you are doing right now, and end the scene immediately,”; yellow means “slow down and decrease the intensity, check in with me, but do not stop completely,”; and green means “continue, or increase the intensity.” At any point in a scene a Dom can ask a Sub what colour she is feeling, or a Sub can provide a colour unprompted. If either participant thinks a scene has gone into the red, they stop immediately. Safewords are not necessarily always verbal in nature. If a Sub is gagged a hand motion is established prior to a scene, and if she will also be bound she can be given a safe object to drop, should she wish the scene to end. A point to note is that Subs are never penalized for using their safe-word, and Doms always listen to their request to end a scene. Like any good relationship, BDSM is built off mutual trust and respect. It is also key to note that the end of a scene does not signal the end of discussion. An important aspect of BDSM is aftercare. Aftercare is the debriefing that follows termination of a scene. Both participants discuss what they did and did not like, what they want to try again, and, potentially, what they never want try again. If either partner called an end to a scene midway through they are in no way penalized for this, there is no pressure to return to that scene, and there is immediate discussion on why the scene was terminated. Another major facet of BDSM is physical safety. Safety is of paramount importance because of a strong association with pain into
many forms of play. Even light bondage comes with potential health risks to Subs, so prior to a scene, scissors or a knife should be on hand. These can be used to cut bonds in case of an emergency, such as restricted blood flow, an inability to undo knots, which sometimes tighten during play, and any other factors requiring a Sub’s immediate release. If using handcuffs make sure you have the keys easily accessible at all times. Never restrain a Sub and leave the room, as the occurrence of an emergency would leave her unable to escape.
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Home in Wolfville Tess Pooran Opinions Editor
Four years ago, I arrived in Wolfville for Frosh Week. I had never been to Nova Scotia before and my only images of campus were from the brochures. On day three of my Nova Scotia adventure, I made my way town in search of a toothbrush. As I was walking, an older man smiled at me and said hello. I was confused and unnerved, thinking he was either hitting on me or trying to Prior to engaging in any new ac- mug me. I am sure I gave him the tivity it is always good to do your strangest look! research. Many acts include inherent and often unexpected I fell in love with Nova Scorisks, some of which can be fatal. tia while driving up the 101 to Bondage can lead to blood clots, Wolfville for the first time, and I breath-play can lead to asphyxia- have not stopped loving it. But it tion, and any play involving blood was still an adjustment. This was or open wounds (such as extreme the first time I had lived away knife-play, blood-play, or needle- from home and I struggled to play) can lead to an increased risk adjust to be 1000kms away from of contracting STI’s and blood my family and best friend. After borne pathogens. It is also advis- a few months, I began to find my able to look up the law around “Wolfville family”. BDSM in your area, as some states and countries do not differentiate A friend, and Wolfville-native, legally between consensual acts brought me to Night Kitchen at the Al Whittle Theatre my first seof BDSM and abuse. mester at Acadia. I had never expeHowever, as scary as all this rienced anything like it! Audience sounds, if properly researched and members, the hosts and musicians discussed, and safety and consent all interacted with each other like are considered at all times during they were all at a friend’s house. a scene, BDSM can offer a fantas- I fell more in love with Wolfville tic release for all participants. In after that night. I felt like I had fifact, BDSM participants tend to nally found a place to call home. score higher on many indicators of mental health than individuals I had kind of stopped noticing who prefer vanilla sex. BDSM par- Wolfville’s uniqueness, but then ticipants tend to be socially and this month, I brought a family sexually more open to new expe- member to Night Kitchen. I began riences, more extroverted, more thinking about our strange and conscientious decision makers, wonderful little community here and have a higher sense of well- and how much I have changed and being. Whether you are into kink grown since my arrival four years or not, keep in mind that although ago. I have primarily discussed this article in relation to BDSM, these The culture of Wolfville is compoints are equally applicable for pletely unique; from the Farmer’s any relationship. Just because Market to Night Kitchen to hanging there is no kink, does not mean out in Just Us all day, I find somethere is no risk of physical and thing new to love about Wolfville and its people every day. I have mental harm for participants. found a community of people that So go play and have fun, but re- I am so blessed to know. member to keep it safe, sane, and As for things I have learned from consensual. my Wolfville family and friends:
-A plaid flannel is always acceptable – no matter what the occasion -The weather changes constantly, so always layer and always wear my Hunters. -When people smile at me, they are being nice – not creepy. -It is normal to have friends 20 years older -People are kinder and more generous than I expect I love that I can go to the Farmers Market and buy vegetables that are grown just a few miles away. Today, I have been sitting in Just Us, studying and writing this article, for the past few hours, pausing to chat with friends and acquaintances, and I realize how blessed I am to live in a place like this. There is a sense of community and mutual acceptance of weirdness here that I have not found in the other places I have lived. What I love most about this town is the little things: free clothing swaps and open mics at Just Us! Coffee House (Thursday) and listening to friends play music at Paddy’s Pub (pretty much every night, but I suggest Open Mic on Mondays) and how willing everyone is to help you out when you are in need. My roommate has a car and every time we have had a snowstorm, our neighbours help us dig the car out. They also come over with homemade sushi and other delicious things. As university students, we always appreciate free food and friendly faces. I love getting a cup of coffee and knowing that when the barista asks, “How are you?” they genuinely care to hear your answer. There is a sense of caring I have found with almost every person I have met here, whether there are a native Nova Scotian or a CFA (Come-from-away). I do not know if it is the harsh winter weather, the lack of jobs or the great music, but we all bond and develop lasting relationships. continued on page 10
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ath athsports continued from page 9 When asked, students and townspeople alike burst forth with the many things they love about Wolfville. The Wool N Tart – a knitting shop and café – is a popular hang out and is a great place to learn how to knit and meet lots of great people! The wool sold at the shop is from Gaspereau Fibers, which is a local fiber and yarn company. It feels good to support local business and interact with a diverse group of people. I am an abysmal knitter, but I have always felt welcome and had great conversations with the employees and costumers. This is just of the many places in town that add to its homey feel. For new students who are feeling a little lost, there are many amazing places to go in town. We may not have a Wal-
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Mart (thankfully), but you can get almost everything you need right in town. One of my favourites is Eos Natural Foods (located just down the street from the NSLC). Eos has a great selection of bulk spices, nut butters and an abundance of gluten free and vegan products! It has helped me survive over my university years, and the staff is always so sweet and helpful. Another place that is very uniquely Wolfville is The Rolled Oat. It is a great breakfast/lunch place that is a weekend favourite of mine. Everything is local and there are lots of options for vegetarians, vegans, and those gluten intolerant. It feels more like hanging out at a friends house – it is so cozy and welcoming.
but Wolfville offers unique ways to de-stress. The Woodland Trails behind the KCIC and the trails along the Dykes have provided me with much needed stress-relieving endorphins more times than I can count. Wolfville, and the Valley as a whole, offers so many beautiful options to experience nature. Usually, the Woodland trails and the Dykes are pretty quiet, but when I do run into a follow hiker or runner, we always exchange pleasantries, and it reminds me again why I love this town: everywhere you go, people are always smiling and friendly. Another beautiful hiking/relaxation spot is the Reservoir. The Reservoir is a popular swimming spot in the summer and is surrounded by trails, which if you are there at the right time, University is incredibly stressful are filled with delicious blackber-
Acadia athletics: a true triple threat
vice Awards in each of its various sports. To say that Acadia did well in this category would be an understatement.
Starting with women’s soccer in the fall, Caoimhe McParland captured this award not only in the AUS, but Jalen Sabean was also the recipient for the entire Staff Writer CIS. Caoimhe’s accomplishments were well documented in my NoThe purpose of university athletics leader in Academic All-Canadians vember article “McParland Wins is an often debated subject. While per capita back-to-back years. This Community Service Award”. student-athletes are exception- has also broken the school record ally skilled in their sport, there is for Academic All-Canadians in Sean Stoqua, a member of the varalso the “student comes first” ar- consecutive years. sity football and basketball teams, gument, and they can be seen as won the AUS Student-Athlete leaders not only on campus but Although it has been the over- Community Service Award for footalso in their community. No one all academic consistency across ball based on his community incan definitely say which of these all teams that has been most im- volvement through AVRSB school ideologies is correct. In the case pressive, there have also been ac- visits, coaching minor basketball, of Acadia Athletics it doesn’t mat- complishments by individuals that Kinderskills Acadia, and raising ter which standard you hold them have been representative of Aca- over $1,000 for Camp Triumph to because they’re achieving suc- dia’s commitment to academic while acting as a camp councillor. cess in all three areas, (athletic, success. One of the most notable academic, and community involve- in the past year has been Michelle The Community Service Award in ment), and they may just be doing Pryde’s selection as a Top 8 Aca- AUS women’s swimming was redemic All-Canadian, representing ceived by Acadia’s Elizabeth Skuriit better than anyone else. the AUS for this award. As a mem- at, who is a volunteer at the AnnapStarting with the “student comes ber of the Axewomen soccer team, olis Valley Cardiac Rehab Program, first” mentality, the argument can Pryde maintained a phenomenal S.M.I.L.E., Kinderskills Acadia, Ancertainly be made from a statisti- 3.98 GPA in her first two years of napolis Valley Special Olympics, cal standpoint that Acadia Athlet- chemistry at Acadia. It is no sur- Relay for Life, WITS Anti-Bullying ics is in a class of their own when prise that she was an Academic program, and helped organize the it comes to achieving academic All-Canadian and a member of the “Hoops for Luke” event that raised excellence. Acadia has produced Dean’s List in each of those two money for the wheelchair lift of 91 and 95 CIS Academic All-Ca- years. S.M.I.L.E. participant Luke Sanford. nadians in each of the past two years respectively. The status of The best way to quantify Acadia Another AUS Student-Athlete Academic All-Canadian recogniz- Athletics’ community involvement Community Service Award was rees CIS student-athletes who have during the 2014-2015 season is to cently presented to an Acadia athmaintained an average of 80 per- look at the related awards their lete, with Aprille Deus receiving cent over the past academic year, athletes accumulated over that the award for women’s basketball. while competing in one or more span. Along with their on-court/ Deus is actively involved in her varsity sports. With these num- on-field awards, the AUS hands out home province of Ontario where bers, Acadia has been the nation’s Student-Athlete Community Ser- she is a volunteer for the Tri-Coun-
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ries! From (mildly illegal) bonfires to swimming in frigid waters, I have had some of the best experiences of my life here in Wolfville. The people are what make this town what it is. We are a bunch of organic-food loving; local-beerdrinking hippies, and that is what makes Wolfville home. A friend just told me that she witnessed an unicyclist riding down the snowcovered sidewalks and I cannot think of a better image to represent this funny little town. I will be leaving this beautiful little town in May, but I know my heart will always be here. I have found a home and a family here. We will all go in our different directions, but we can always come home. ty Thunder/Kitchener-Waterloo U18 teams, the annual King Fee Classic charity tournament, Toronto Pride, the Toronto Raptors community outreach program, and is on the Pan-Am committees for basketball and wheelchair basketball. In the Wolfville area she is a coach for the Junior Axewomen basketball program, she brought the “You Can Play Too” campaign to Acadia to raise awareness of homophobia in sport, has participated in AVRSB school visits, and volunteers with the S.M.I.L.E. and WITS programs. Without going into detail about the sporting success that has been enjoyed by Acadia Athletics in recent history, it is apparent that Acadia Athletics has found a way to be in the top of the pack athletically, academically, and in terms of community involvement. These accomplishments speak volume not only to the dedication of our athletes but also to the type of individuals the program is attracting and recruiting. Our athletes are not only individuals we can cheer for on the court or on the field, but are also individuals we can be proud to have as role models within the community. As the numerous community initiatives Acadia Athletics has embarked on continue to grow, such as the AVRSB partnership, it is good to know we have the kind of individuals involved who can make these initiatives a success and something the community can be proud of. Find more articles and content like this by following @AxesForChange on Twitter.
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The year in sports Laura Jeha Sports Editor
Mens Soccer
Cross Country
A loss in the quarter final against the UPEI Panthers ended the AU Men’s Soccer season, leaving them with a 5th place finish overall. Goaltender Andrew MacRae led the league in saves with 72 in total over the season. A few of Acadia’s players were recognized by the AUS, with third year defender, Andrew Snyder on this year’s AUS First-Team All-Stars list, and fourth-year Cochrane Noseworthy-Smith on the Second-Team All Stars list.
Acadia’s cross country women put in a solid effort at the AUS meets this season. Acadia ranked fourth overall at this year’s AUS championship at Point Pleasant Park in Halifax. The team’s top finishers for the women’s 6K race were Emily Annand, in 20th place, and Ellen Taggart close behind in 21st place.
Women’s Soccer The Acadia women were undefeated in the regular season, but lost out in the AUS semi-final to finish fourth. This year’s team received some well-deserved recognition from the CIS. Caoimhe McParland received the StudentAthlete Community Service Award for her efforts off the field, and second year defender Emily Nickerson was named as a First-Team All-Canadian. Calgary native, Michelle Pryde took home the CIS’s highest academic athlete honour, by receiving The Governor General’s Academic all-Canadian Commendation for the AUS conference.
Women’s Rugby Acadia Women’s Rugby had a strong season this year with 9 wins, and only 2 losses in their regular season games. Unfortunately, they lost out in the final to rival St.FX, in a tight game that ended in a 19-12 win for St.FX. Fourth-year Janna Slevinsky was named an All-Canadian for the second year in a row by the CIS. Janna also was one of the league’s leaders in points with a total of 8 trys.
Swimming Acadia finished second in both the men’s and women’s standings at this years’ AUS championships held at Dalhousie University in Halifax. Acadia team members, Rebecca MacPherson and Luc
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