Keep Florida Weird

Keep Florida Weird“Two Truths And A Belief” As technology advances, it seems our level of intelligence isn’t tested like it used to be. I don’t know about you, but Google is the only reason I can do anything as an independent. Though conspiracies can be crazy, some of the facts can be just as unbelievable- let’s see if you know which is which!

While it may be true that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, they’re not the only ones you might consider gaudy when it comes to the uses of things that shine. Gold, while expensive and almost comically opulent for industrial use, has tons of useful characteristics that NASA deems vital to achieving goals.

Frogs and birds and fish, Oh My! These and other animals such as dogs, cats and even fruit flies, have been sent into space to test things such as motion sickness, radiation and many attempts to figuring out zero gravity. The way I see it, by the time we live in space, we’ll have plenty of petting zoos for the kids to visit.

The US Army once developed a giant four-legged robot strong enough to lift a car and even toss them to the side to move out of the way of the soldier operating the machine. Though machines very similar have been used long ago in a galaxy far far away during a galactic battle, ours were most certainly real.

Whether it be in your Parachute Pack Survival Kit or in your wallet for “just in case” moments, a non-lubricated condom is standard issue in the military. Soldiers must always be prepared for when they are in dire need to quench their thirst for… well, hydration of course! Condoms serve as a container capable of holding up to 1 liter of water.

Somewhere in the 70’s, researcher Stan Gordon stated he had discovered sightings of both UFOs & the elusive Big Foot, coming to the conclusion the big myth himself MUST be an alien! While you may not believe this discovery to be true, the 24-hour hotline for possible encounters is REAL!