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Penelope Fisher & Daphne the Goldendoodle
Penelope: What are your favorite activities to partake in while home alone?
Daphne: If I had my way, chewing on things I can’t when the family is here. Y’all have an awesome schedule and I’m with humans most of the time, but on the occasion I’m left home, I just take a nap.
Penelope: What’s your least favorite piece of furniture in the house?
Daphne: The gate that keeps me out of the kitchen. Not sure if it's a coincidence, but it was installed right after I discovered I can reach the countertops...go figure.
Penelope: If you could be adopted by any celebrity, who would it be and why?
Daphne: Jonathan Van Ness. We both have great hair and I’m sure every day would be a spa day!
Penelope: What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Daphne: When the squirrels are outside while I’m inside. So unfair.
DID YOU KNOW?
Penelope: What’s your favorite thing about living with our family?
Daphne: There’s almost always someone around to play with.
Penelope: What’s your favorite song to jam to?
Daphne: “Dirty Paws” by Of Monsters and Men.
Penelope: Who would play you in a movie and why?
Daphne: Kristen Schaal. The curly brown hair and we’re both hilarious and high energy.
Penelope: If you were to go on a reality TV show, which one would it be and why?
Daphne: I’m very food-motivated, so something like “Top Chef” would be great.
Penelope: Go-to snack?
Daphne: Socks. But if no one feels like sharing their socks, dehydrated lamb lung pieces will do.
Similar in more ways than one, Penelope and Daphne are living out their teenage dream era together. Sleeping in and lounging around the house on a Saturday morning happens to be a favorite pastime for both. The duo also enjoys acting — while Penelope is active in the theatre scene, Daphne takes her role as a human very seriously … sitting upright on the couch watching TV like a real person and all. The pair also describe themselves as a bit clumsy. However, the striking resemblance between them with those luscious brown locks is what really seals the deal for this twinning team.
Kristiana Woods & Frank the Basset Hound
Like millions of others at the height of the pandemic, Kristiana Woods began searching the internet for a puppy to adopt. After seeing an adorable photo of a tiny basset hound with the floppiest of ears, the decision was made and that tiny pup came home with her. Kristiana and Frank share several traits outside the uncanny resemblance between his floppy ears and her long locks. An innate lackadaisical facade with a goofy side underneath and a loyal love for those in their pack top the list of similarities.
Kristiana: What are your favorite activities to partake in while home alone?
Frank: Sleeping and watching the nature channel on TV.
Kristiana: What’s your least favorite piece of furniture in the house?
Frank: The tall bed with no steps; my legs are too small to jump up!
Kristiana: What’s your favorite thing about living with our family?
Frank: Treats, snuggles, lots of toys and playing with my big sister Tilly (rottweiler/lab mix).
Kristiana: If you could be adopted by any celebrity, who would it be and why?
Frank: Betty White! She was a basset hound lover and would definitely know my quirks and how to take care of me. May she rest in peace.
Kristiana: Go-to snack? Frank: Goldfish.
DID YOU KNOW?
Kristiana: What’s your favorite song to jam to and why?
Frank: “A Day in the Life” by the Beatles. It’s a good song to just lounge and relax to, which, as you know, is my favorite thing to do.
Kristiana: Who would play you in a movie and why?
Frank: I can’t think of anyone off the top of my head, but he’d have to give off the vibe of an old man who lives on a farm...I feel like I just have the face of an 80-year-old farmer.
Kristiana: If you were to go on a reality TV show, which one would it be and why?
Frank: “The Voice.” You know I have an incredible howl.
Kristiana: What’s your biggest pet peeve?
Frank: When you and dad make me come inside and I just want to stay in the backyard and sniff things all day.