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INGREDIENTS • 6 crumpets • 4 tbsp. Tomato paste • 75g shredded cheese • ½ tsp dried oregano • Toppings of your choice (Capsicum, cherry tomatoes, red onion, sweetcorn, olives, ham and basil all work well) METHOD 1. Heat the grill to high. Lightly toast the crumpets in a toaster or under the grill. Meanwhile, mix the tomato paste and oregano together in a bowl. Season. Chop your chosen toppings into small pieces – young children can tear basil, or chop soft veg in a cup using safety scissors. 2. Line a baking tray with foil. Spread the sauce over the crumpets, then top with Q Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? a Because she was stuffed. Q What has ears but cannot hear? a A cornfield. Q What did the left eye say to the right eye? a Between us, something smells! Q Why did the kid cross the playground? a To get to the other slide. Q How does a vampire start a letter? a Tomb it may concern... 7. Q What do sprinters eat before a race? a Nothing. They fast. Q. What do you call a fly without wings? a A walk! Q. What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
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