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INGREDIENTS • 2 x 165g packets white chocolate Tim Tams • 1/3 cup desiccated coconut • 100g butter, melted, cooled • 395g can sweetened condensed milk • 1/2 cup lemon juice • 2 teaspoons gelatine powder • 2/3 cup boiling water • 1/4 cup bright sprinkles, extra to decorate JELLY TOPPING • 85g packet creaming soda jelly crystals • 1 cup boiling water • 1/2 cup cold water.

Fairy Bread Jelly Slice

METHOD • Step 1 - Grease an 18cm x 28cm slice pan. Line base and sides with baking paper, extending paper 2cm above edges of pan. • Step 2 - Place biscuits and coconut in a food processor. Process until fine crumbs. Add butter. Process until combined. Press mixture evenly over base of prepared pan. Refrigerate for 10 minutes. •Step 3 - Whisk condensed milk and lemon juice together in a bowl. Sprinkle gelatine over boiling water. Whisk with a fork to dissolve. Stand for 2 minutes. Gradually whisk into milk mixture until combined. Stand for 3 to 4 minutes to cool. Fold in sprinkles. Pour over prepared base. Refrigerate for 2 hours or until set. • Step 4 - Meanwhile, place jelly crystals into a heatproof jug. Add boiling water. Stir until crystals have dissolved. Stir in cold water. Set aside for 1 hour to cool to room temperature. •Step 5 - Gently pour jelly over slice. Refrigerate for at least 3 hours or until set. • Step 6 - Carefully remove slice from pan and cut into pieces. Decorate with extra sprinkles. Serve. This recipe requires 5 hours refrigeration.

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