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Break out the hoverboards! Mercury’s turning retrograde and taking us Back To The Future. Since I’m not a mad professor and don’t own a DeLorean, what do I mean? Mercury’s reversal challenges us to revisit our assumptions and calculations. This doesn’t mean getting stuck in the past, like Marty McFly. It’s an opportunity to correct errors that are hampering our progress so that we can move forwards. Sometimes we can be grateful for past mistakes. Without them we’d continue on roads we don’t need to be on.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 20)
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23 - Dec 21)
PISCES (Feb 20 - Mar20)
ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 20)
It’s official. You’re stuck, sunk and stranded. Since I’m unable to see any hopeful signs on your horizon I’d like to offer my resignation as your astrologer. Stop! Wait! Of course it’s nowhere near that disastrous! The truth is that it’s not even a bit disastrous. I just thought I’d begin the week by painting a picture of miserableness. Then, when you compare it to the brightness of the picture that lies ahead, you’ll be even more delighted! As Mercury turns retrograde you can change a great deal about what you currently dislike. Unmissable gift… completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
If you’re struggling to decide whether to say yes or no to a proposition, try contemplating how you’d feel if things were just a bit different. Could the plan be improved? Or, would a minor adjustment make you more willing to accept what’s on offer? Why not invest your energy in working out how much things would need to change in order to get you to say yes? This process would tell you whether it’s worth trying to negotiate. It won’t do any harm to ask; and if you boldly pose challenging questions, you’ll be in a much better position. There’s more… completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
GEMINI (May 22 - Jun 22)
CANCER (Jun 23 - Jul 23)
LEO (Jul 24 - Aug 23)
LIBRA (Sept24 - Oct23)
SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 22)
Although you’re making gentle progress, the process is costing you a lot. I don’t necessarily mean financially. Rather, that it’s taking up your time and energy. This week’s cosmic climate offers an opportunity to reassess your plans. There won’t be much to celebrate if success takes more from you than it gives back. Yet, when you’ve already invested so much, how can you resist going just a little further? If you decide to continue, proceed with a degree of caution. There’s no need to commit yourself until you’ve thought things through. Oscar’s gift… completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
Members of your sign have a reputation for being honest, to the extent of bluntness. Frank Sinatra (a fellow Sag) was as frank as his name suggests! But that doesn’t mean you can’t keep secrets or that you don’t know when to be tactful. Nor though, does it mean that you can expect other people (no matter their zodiac sign) to be as open with you as you want to be with them. As Mercury turns retrograde, be on the look-out for someone telling you what they think you want to hear. Trust your judgment. You know what you need to do. Don’t miss out… completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
Despite the fact that social media is filled with people’s success stories, losers are much more interesting than winners. Although achievement stories capture our imagination for a moment, it’s the tales of trial and tragedy that stay in our minds. Not only do we want to know what happens next, we’re quietly comforted by the fact that other folk are dealing with less than ideal circumstances. This week, you can do something to help someone who’s going through a difficult time. You’re in a much more powerful position than you think. Discover the inner you… completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
The trouble with fairytales is that they have happy-ever-after endings. In real life, things don’t always seem to work out that way. Yet, if we’re patient, and wait long enough, things eventually come right no matter how wrong they seem to be. So, when will the drama you’re currently dealing with take a turn for the better? Sooner than you think! As your ruler, Mercury, changes direction, you’ll see signs that clearly indicate that you’re already through the worst of it. The positive change you desire is on its way. You’ll see. Try this out… completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
VIRGO (Aug 24 - Sept 23)
There are unspoken rules about how we communicate. No matter how excited (or nervous) we might be feeling about an opportunity (or a cause for concern), just launching into a discussion can be counter-productive. It’s best to begin with the exchange of a few pleasantries, and then agree on the order in which the issues are going to be discussed. As your ruling planet, Mercury, turns retrograde, if you show someone the patience you wish they’d extend to you, you’ll end up having a very helpful dialogue this week. Our gift to you… completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
It’s never a good idea to think that you’re in full control of your destiny. It’s equally, of course, an error to assume that you have no choice about your future. The truth, is that there’s a balance between the two. We can change some aspects of our lives, and have to accept others; but we don’t know which is which until we try. Hope and plan for success this week, but be prepared to accept a temporary defeat with good grace. The less worried you feel, the lesser the chances of you experiencing anything you need to worry about. Especially for you… completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
A debate is currently raging about the ultimate lunch menu. Some people are happy only when they’re offered baked potatoes. Others are completely sold on soup. And apparently, there’s proof that the controller of the cosmos only ever eats sandwiches at lunchtime. If ever there was a person in a position to resolve this argument, it’s the one reading this! You, though, might prefer to apply your powerful insight to solving more relevant issues. As Mercury turns retrograde, in your sign, put your discerning powers to good use. Ready now... completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
AQUARIUS (Jan21 - Feb 19)
Some of the gifts life brings can be treasured forever. Others last for an instant. And just as our experiences need to be appreciated in the moment, so should our talents. You won’t always have access to the same amount of intelligence, discernment or daring. In fact, the only way to be certain that the future holds more prosperity, is to show as much respect as you can to what’s unfolding in the here and now. Don’t take your advantages for granted this week. It’s by using them as well as possible that you’ll be able to live your dream.An amazing service… completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
TAURUS (Apr 21 - May 21)
Although we all have to do things we don’t want to do, we don’t always have to do quite as much of this as we think. We get so adept at developing techniques that protect us from having to participate in less than desirous activities that we don’t notice what we’re actually doing. We fill our lives with so many commitments that we feel justified telling people we’re unable to make it to occasions we’d rather avoid. It doesn’t matter how you dodge a difficult situation this week. Don’t be pressured into doing anything you don’t want to do.Right here, right now… completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
You win some, you lose some. That’s the way it goes. But just because we know this doesn’t mean that we necessarily like it. We don’t mind the ‘win some’ bit, but we don’t like the latter half of the phrase. Fortunately, you don’t need to say it very often. Yet there are times when you expect a loss; and rather than wait to see whether it occurs, you decide to save yourself potential pain by deciding that a project’s failing. This means you sometimes give up on plans that are worth pursuing. Don’t be prematurely pessimistic this week. A brilliant offer… completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
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