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In the words of stand-up comedian Simon Munnery, ‘when the crowd gets behind you, you’re probably facing the wrong way’! This week’s exact Mars/Uranus opposition brings innovative ways to get attention; with a light-hearted approach, we can build rapport and find ways to avoid confrontation and negative critiques. The Lunar Eclipse brings the confidence to share visions of the future in accessible ways. And, if we focus on the bigger picture, we’ll find satisfying ways to meet our needs, and have fun!
CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 20)
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23 - Dec 21)
PISCES (Feb 20 - Mar20)
ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 20)
What’s wrong with doing nothing? When we’re under pressure to act, passivity feels like a luxury we can ill afford. Yet sometimes, by doing the bare minimum, we keep more options open. Although you like to be decisive, you’ll be in a better position to make an important choice if you postpone a decision (rather than making one too hastily). As Mars links to Uranus, past memories, which have been affecting your judgment, can give you clarity about what you’re dealing with right now. You’ll know when it’s time to act. Discover the inner you… completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer. com
You tend to view stubbornness as a negative quality. Yet the fact that you have a strong moral compass, and the courage and confidence to stand firm in your beliefs, is a wonderful asset. You’re a person of your word. When you say something, you mean it. People can count on you, knowing you won’t let them down. This week, as the Lunar Eclipse forms in your sign, you’ll attract other people to you like a magnet. As long as you recognise the potency of the power you wield, you can use your influence with great effect. A brilliant offer… completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
GEMINI (May 22 - Jun 22)
CANCER (Jun 23 - Jul 23)
LEO (Jul 24 - Aug 23)
LIBRA (Sept24 - Oct23)
SCORPIO (Oct 24 - Nov 22)
Self-help gurus say that wealth is an attitude of mind. If you imagine yourself as wealthy, you’ll attract more wealth into your world. Maybe it works for them… but in my experience it’s not quite so simple. I prefer the old saying, ‘where there’s muck, there’s brass’! If you’re prepared to get your hands dirty, and do things other people prefer not to do, there’s a way to make a profit. You can improve your fortunes this week. With Venus in your sign, adding to the powerful cosmic mix, any efforts you make will be wellrewarded. An amazing service… completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
What would happen if you stepped back, and left everything for someone else to finish off? I can almost hear you say ‘nothing’ – and you might very well be right! But, sometimes, the right kind of nothing’s preferable to the wrong kind of something. When we leave a space, we allow the cosmos room to act. And when we fill every moment, even with good intentions, it’s harder for the celestial helpers to initiate the change we need. This week, innovation is in the air. If you step back, and allow things to unfold, amazing things can happen.Unmissable gift… completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
We’ve all seen too many rom coms, or read so many love stories, that our idea of romance is slightly skewed. We tend to think that if things aren’t ‘perfect’ there’s something fundamentally wrong. Of course, you should aspire to the best. But it would be unwise to see the dramas unfolding in your world as signs of a bigger problem. The Lunar Eclipse marks the end of a process you’ll profit from having dealt with. Greater contentment is on its way. As long as you’re willing to learn, you’re on a route towards happiness. Don’t miss out… completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
You’re a sensitive soul, but you’re not as vulnerable as you think. Not this week. With Mars linking with Uranus, and your ruler, the Moon, reaching the height of its powers, you’re in a position of surprising strength. Yet, if you don’t acknowledge the extent of your influence, you could end up using the equivalent of a sledgehammer to crack a nut; or accidentally cause an upset as a result of an overly defensive response. With so much power at your fingertips, if you can accept your strengths, you can go gently forwards with confidence. Our gift to you… completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
It feels as if you’ve got one hand tied behind your back; you’re struggling to deal with what’s on your plate. You could do with a hand to assist you - but you don’t want a free handout. On one hand, you’ve got more to deal with than you think you can cope with, but on the other, you’re a capable Gemini, and are rightly excited by the arising opportunities. The Mars/Uranus link brings the inspiration, and the power to implement your ideas. You don’t need to dream up crazy plans when the cosmos is offering a helping hand! Ready now... completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
VIRGO (Aug 24 - Sept 23)
We have such little understanding about what we’re doing here. Even the knowledge we have is hard to get to grips with. We know that our time’s finite – but since that makes us anxious, we do our best not to think about it. We prefer to talk about everything under the sun, from celebrity bust-ups to the weather... but not the important things. Yet sometimes, life gives us a surprising jolt. It might be unnerving, but it helps us refocus on what matters. When the Mars/Uranus link gives you a reboot of energy, take full advantage! Especially for you… completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
If something isn’t working out as you’d like, maybe it doesn’t actually need to happen. Maybe, instead of looking at what’s wrong with a situation, you need to look at what’s right about it. The good news is that what’s taking place is perfectly appropriate, even if it doesn’t quite match your idea of what ‘should’ be happening. And, if you still feel that you need to instigate change, it will be easier to persuade others to get on board when you make it clear that you’re considering their ideas. Harmony is key to your success this week. Try this out… completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
AQUARIUS (Jan21 - Feb 19)
On the journey through life, the more we carry, the greater the chance that we’ll drop something. Maybe that’s why some folk try to avoid taking anyone else’s concerns on board. Yet responsibility is a necessary part of existence. And while everything comes with an element of risk attached, doing nothing is not a valid option; it leads to situations getting even more out of hand. As Mars links with your ruler, don’t miss out on an opportunity coming your way. It might bring more responsibility your way… but it also brings joy. Oscar’s gift… completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
TAURUS (Apr 21 - May 21)
When something’s really right, it stays right. Things which are ‘almost right’ only ever feel semi-satisfying; they swing between being desirable and being off-putting. Although we often have to try to persuade ourselves that the situation we’re dealing with is better than it looks, you don’t need to do that this week. Not under this exciting cosmic climate. As long as you don’t allow doubt to interfere with your instincts you’ll be able to trust your deepest wisdom, and take steps towards something (or someone) that’s really right. Right here, right now… completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
Some folk lead quiet lives; they enjoy never-ending views of rolling hills and sunsets… and their relationships are examples of saccharine sweet flawlessness. For the rest of us mere mortals, it’s business as usual! We have to deal with hustle and hassle. Messiness and stressiness. This week, there may be no escape from your ongoing dramas, but you can change your attitude. Things are simpler than they seem. Under this cosmic climate, you can reassess your priorities. Who needs perfection when you can have fun! There’s more… completely free audio and video forecasts. Go to ozfree.cainer.com
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