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1) Doctors are warning people about another dangerous fad diet that’s making its rounds on the Internet... A 39 year old American woman ended up with permanent brain damage after she followed this crash diet that requires you to consume large amounts of this: A) Apple Cider Vinegar B) Soy Sauce C) Lawn Seed and Grass D) Saltwater 2) Over 20 years ago, a movie was made that has some major tie-ins with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Howard The Duck. In fact, we may see a new rendition of the film in the MCU coming up soon based on teasers we’ve seen. While this movie was well known, what’s not well known is that THIS major actor was hired for the lead, and then quit after just three days working on it and had to be recast. Who was this actor who could have been in the MCU?

A) Chuck Norris B) Burt Reynolds C) Robin Williams D) Jerry Seinfeld 3) A rookie police officer in Scotland recently made the news when she called for help because she believed a DRONE was following her in her car while she drove home from the police station one night. She noticed a bright light in the sky that followed her every turn and seemed to match her speed. Turns out, what she believed to be a drone following her was simply: A) A vision impairment caused by an oncoming migraine B) A reflection of her dashboard on her glasses C) Her antenna ball reflecting moonlight D) The planet Jupiter, glowing bright in the night sky 4) Earlier this year, a man in Asia was arrested on the grounds of animal cruelty after it was discovered he had trained his dog to do THIS to anyone that knocked on his door:

A) Answer the door with a full length katana in his mouth B) Poop on their legs C) BODY slam into them at full speed D) Drop a brick on them from above 5) Last weekend a teenage gamer that goes by the handle “CakeAssault” won a huge E-sports video game tournament in Ohio. Moments after defeating his opponent, he gets up out of his chair and enthusiastically celebrates his win. Unfortunately for him, he also did this: A) Knocked over his $10k gaming setup, effectively destroying it B) Let out a LOUD fart that his microphone picked up for the crowd to enjoy C) Punched a sound guy square in the face D) Dislocated his own shoulder 6) This well known video game holds a world record for “WORST VIDEO GAME dialogue.” What game are we talking about? A) Destiny B) Resident Evil C) The Elder Scrolls V: SKYRIM D) 1991’s Zero Wing, better known as ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

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2 (1987) 8. Scream (1996) 9. Sleepy Hollow (1999) 10. The Ring (2003) 11. Psycho 2 (1983) 12. The Birds (1963) 1. The Omen (1976) 2. Paranormal Activity (2007) 3. Twins Of Evil (1971) 4. Hostel (2005) 5. Friday The 13th Part 3 (1982) 6. Audition (1999) 7. Evil Dead