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First appearing in 1895, Yellow Kid is one of the oldest comic strips in history. The strip’s association with newspapers that printed sensationalized, fact-optional stories led (in part) to the term “yellow journalism.”

I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them. Now I’m serving squash.

1) WIlliam H. Macy has had quite an acting career. Most notably to some, he’s starred in 11 seasons of the award winning show, Shameless. People describe him as a polite man who is enthusiastic about art of all kinds. In an article with The San Francisco Gate, it was revealed that for many years now, William H. Macy brings THIS on sets with him to play with on a daily basis.

A) A ukulele B) A classic Gameboy C) A pocket chess board D) A Rubik’s Cube

2) An Australian Olympian went viral during the Olympics when she took some damage to her kayak but still managed to take home a bronze medal in the Canoe Slalom... She went viral because she was able to fix her canoe quickly with THIS...

A) Duct tape B) A set of Legos C) A mixture of play-dough and Elmer’s Glue D) A condom

3) A website called IFLScience recently did a story about a 28 year old man who just died. The man had been in and out of a coma for nearly 8 years and recently died from his illness. It turns out all of his problems started because he ate THIS on a dare:

A) A cactus B) A silica Gel “do not eat” pouch C) A small raw fish D) A slug 4) Sports Handle, a sports betting and informational site, did a study of all the NFL teams fan bases this year. After all was said and done, it ranked Seattle Seahawks fans NUMBER ONE at this:

A) Being the biggest bandwagon fans B) Sleeping during their team’s football games the most C) Being the biggest lightweight drinkers D) Not knowing the names of their players beyond Russel Wilson

5) Elon Musk held a press conference recently where he talked about the success of SpaceX’s very first all-civilian mission, “Inspiration 4”. Musk said while the mission was a big success, that the civilians on board had a problem with one major thing that they would need more training on before they send the next group of civilians out.

What was the one issue they had on their voyage?

A) Drinking liquids B) G-force motion sickness C) Eye retina damage from sun exposure D) Using the toilet

6) Dave Grohl recently did an interview with Rolling Stone to promote his new autobiography that is being released. In his interview he mentioned that back before he was in Nirvana, he nearly joined THIS band as a drummer:

A) Judas Priest B) Motorhead C) Ratt D) Gwar

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12. Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? (1962) (1944) 7. Duck Soup (1933) 8. The Thin man (1934) 9. The Maltese Falcon (1941) 10. King Kong (1933) 11. Some Like It Hot (1959) 1. Breathless (1960) 2. His Girl Friday (1940) 3. The Hustler (1961) 4. The Third Man (1949) 5. It’s A Wonderful Life (1946) 6. Double Indemnity