theconcordian Volume 31 Issue 24
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March 11, 2014
Marching against provincial and federal austerity measures Page 3 Photo by Keith Race
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Coffee date leaves Encounters of the bad taste p. 7 Indian kind p.10
Q&A with Islands p.12
Hockey report card p. 15
Neknoms are shameful p. 16
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CITY Milos Kovacevic Assistant news editor
>> Montreal mulling nightlife extension The CBC has reported Montreal Mayor Denis Coderre thinks Montreal is ready for 6 a.m. last calls, and said a pilot project should begin to test the validity of the hypothesis. The prospect of extending bar hours, currently set at 3 a.m., was naturally met with enthusiasm by associations and businesses that stand to benefit from the longer hours. Others have disagreed, saying the extension will increase public mischief, noise, and intoxication.
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Panda on the Ballot
Montrealers (and others) familiar with 2012’s prolonged protests over tuition fees will immediately recognize Anarchopanda as one of the unofficial mascots of the movement. The Montreal Gazette reports that the man behind the costume, Julien Villeneuve, is contemplating entering mainstream provincial politics – surely an irony considering his anarchist leanings. The CÉGÉP philosophy professor is currently suing the provincial government over last year’s controversial P-6 bylaw which prohibited face masks and required protesters to reveal their routes to the authorities.
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Yellow line shutdown
The next six months will see Montreal’s yellow metro line, covering Parc Jean-Drapeau and Longeuil, closed completely on weekends for tunnel repairs in a move that will surely tax the patience and nerves of commuters. The Montreal Gazette reports that in addition to the regular routes ferrying passengers to and from the South Shore, the STM will provide additional shuttle busses in place of metro service.
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Hunger Strike for Lev Tahor
Since Saturday, two teens part of the ultra-Orthodox Jewish sect of Lev Tahor, which has been under scrutiny in recent weeks, have been on a hunger strike. According to CJAD, the young women, aged 14 and 16 refuse to be sent into foster care, preferring the care of their parents, which is the reason for their protest. Unfortunately, the older of the two is in hospital in critical condition.
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CASA Cares puts on annual fashion show
Proceeds to benefit the Montreal Children’s Hospital Foundation Sloane Montgomery News editor
On Thursday, March 27, CASA Cares has plans to take you from Paris to Berlin for their 11th annual fashion show “Come Away With Me” to benefit the Montreal Children’s Hospital Foundation. The event will be held at Arena nightclub from 9 to 11 p.m. with an afterparty to follow. The show will present the 2014 spring and summer collections of various Canadian designers. Throughout the past decade, CASA Care’s fashion shows have raised and donated over $96,000 to the Montreal Children’s Hospital Foundation. CASA Cares is the non-profit segment of the Commerce and Administration Student Association (CASA) at Concordia University’s John Molson School of Business. “We hope to reach our goal of $110,000 by the end of our 11th year,” said CASA Cares’ President, Melissa Payette. “The 17 members of the CASA Cares association have been
split up into task teams, working hard to get all the work done.” The association hired some outside help; Natalie Solomon and Myriam Feltham-Lauzon will be working as VP Fashion Sponsorship and model co-ordinator, respectively, along with 25 volunteers. Payette was excited to announce that all 31 models participating in the event have set up donations pages to raise extra funds for the Montreal Children’s Hospital Foundation, which has never been done in previous years. Not all of the designers have been finalized as of yet, but some confirmed highlights will be Dylan Ribkoff, Aqua Di Lara, New Regime, Red Factory, and Annie 50. The association has themed and organized the entire fashion show from décor to lighting to provide attendees with the feeling of a 24-hour European getaway. The show will start off in Paris proceeding to a beach in Barcelona for the afternoon, then on to London for dinner, finishing off the night with a rave in Berlin. The clothing has been chosen specifically to reflect the fashion needs of all these situations.
The event will also have a photo booth and a silent auction. The auction is being sponsored with prizes from MAC make-up, Lululemon, tickets for Bal en Blanc, and a hockey stick signed by the entire Habs hockey team. The Montreal Children’s Hospital Foundation was established in 1973 with the mission “to support excellence in care at The Montreal Children’s Hospital of the McGill University Health Centre.” The money raised
from the annual fashion shows goes towards an emergency fund within the foundation. For more in depth information on the The Montreal Children’s Hospital Foundation, check out the hospital’s website at http://childrenfoundation. com/your-gifts-at-work/most-urgentneeds.php For more information and to purchase your ticket visit https://www.facebook.com/ events/482789141820543/
The CASA Cares Executive team proudly present “Come Away With Me”
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‘An avenue for productive discussions’
Providing student associations with the opportunity to work together Amanda L. Shore Editor-in-chief
The first Concordia Student Congress was held last week wherein representatives from student associations and faculties gathered with representatives from the CSU to discuss issues related to being an undergraduate student at Concordia. “We had a pretty good turn out. I was pretty happy. We had I think over 20 associations or student groups from all four faculties,” said Gene Morrow, VP academic and advocacy, who was a primary facilitator of the event. “Everybody was really able to have very frank and constructive discussions
about the challenges of being an undergraduate student at Concordia.” Antonin Picou, president of the Engineering and Computer Science Association, felt that this was a positive initiative in bringing to light issues that all faculties and associations face. “It was really productive, we brought up a lot of points that were valid to all faculties and initiated discussions and got to have a feel for how they reacted to them and it was reassuring to know that we’re not the only ones that were having these problems,” he said. During the March 6 meeting, the student congress adopted several proposals directed at the university administration. The proposals collectively asked the university to address
their concerns regarding “student involvement in university governance,” “student evaluation of professors midsemester,” “budgetary cuts to the academic sector,” the “intellectual property policy,” “co-operative education programs,” and “student space.” The proposition regarding student involvement in university governance, asked that in order for students to be able to participate meaningfully in the governing of the university, that the administration guarantee that departments notify departmental student associations about the date, time and location of departmental council meetings, as well as send out minutes from previous meetings and “the agenda for the one being called.” As well they asked that “every department at the university should have at least one (1) Student association representative sitting on its departmental council. Student representatives should be allowed full speaking, voting, and moving privileges as full members of the council.” Furthermore, they require that member associations have the opportunity to speak with respective department chairs so that they might discuss “improving student representation on department councils.” The proposals also spoke to what they felt student groups could do to ad-
dress some of their concerns. The congress is asking that student groups petition their “respective faculty councils or their professors” for informal mid-semester evaluations of professors, “in addition to the one included at the end of the semester.” They are also calling on student representatives to talk to their faculty councils about the space needs of their members. Additionally, as the congress was made up of faculty associations and the CSU, they collectively resolved to work with the dean of students in order “to develop and provide training to student leaders in the areas of respectful conduct, identifying troublesome situations and positive intervention thereon, and crowd management, with the goal of ensuring that deleterious actions or situations do not occur.” Morrow was pleased with how the event turned out and has plans to put together a full briefing on the experience in the hopes that it will be re-initiated by his successor. “I think we demonstrated that this could be an avenue for productive political discussions to occur. We had representatives from all four faculties and everybody was able to bring an important perspective to the process.”
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Opposing the measures implemented by provincial and federal governments
On March 4, people gathered outside Mont-Royal metro at 6:30 p.m. for the protest “Together Against Austerity” (Ensemble contre l’austerité! Harper, Marois, même combat!) organized by the Comité d’action solidaire contre l’austerité (CASA). According to the Financial Times Lexicon, “Austerity measures refer to official actions taken by the government, during a period of adverse economic conditions, to reduce its budget deficit using a combination of spending cuts or tax rises.” CASA encouraged people to bring pans, placards and noisemakers, which people did. The protest had about 50 participants. One of the protestors present, a foreign worker and also a member of the Immigrant Workers Centre (IWC), explained that in
his home country of Spain, austerity has put a lot of people in debt. “The facts are that after four years of austerity, there is 27 per cent of children in Spain that are below the line of poverty. This was the 12th economy of the world or so they say, like six or seven years ago.” “The tax system is for the rich and against the poor.” (Fiscalité pour les riches et contre les pauvres). “The solution would be to not do like Martine Desjardins.” said Justin Arcand, one of the
spokesperson of the association pour une solidarité syndicale étudiante (ASSÉ). Desjardins, the former president of the University Student Federation of Québec (FEUQ) spent months fighting against the tuition increase during the Maple Spring in 2012. However, she has decided to join the Parti Québecois. Arcand does not understand how she fought against tuition increase and now joins a party who is proposing increases. As the protest-
ers left the metro area to walk on Mont-Royal Avenue, the police declared the march illegal. Police cars surrounded the area. The protest ended shortly after 7:30 p.m. on Mont-Royal Avenue just by De Lorimier Street. The ASSÉ will be organizing another protest against austerity on April 3 at 2 p.m. at Émilie-Gamelin Park by Berri-Uqam metro.
Protestors on Mont-Royal. Photos by: Keith Race.
Volunteer to be homeless for one night to support youth at risk
ity, public awareness and fundraising support for local organizations that directly fight the challenge of homelessness in their communities. Ask Redler why he wants you Thousands of Canadian youth under to do this, and he will explain with the age of 25 call the cold and hos- patience and compassion that our tile streets their home each and every social understanding of the problem night. Josh Redler wants you to know of homelessness needs to change, to what that feels like, literally, at Con- be challenged, and to be addressed cordia’s doorstep. From March 9 to as a growing social concern. In 2007, 14, 26 Canadian universities, includ- while Redler was completing his ing Concordia, will be participating bachelor’s degree in commerce at in the 5 Days For the Homeless cam- John Molson School of Business, he paign. started an overnight effort on campus Organized annually by Redler and with a few fellow students. That effort a growing team of volunteers since has since developed into the annual 5 2008, 5 Days for the Homeless sup- Days For the Homeless campaign. ports organizations and social groups From British Columbia to Nova that aid youth at risk. The event is Scotia, this national campaign has a simultaneous campaign of visibil- been challenging assumptions, sharing experiences, and opening discussions of understanding on What can you do to help? what it means to be homeless in Here’s a quick checklist of things you can do this week to assist this Canada; by offering students the cause. - Support fundraising efforts that are in direct aid of “Dans La Rue” and “Chez Dora” — Montreal organizations that directly assist street youth and homeless women. Cash donations welcome. - Bring warm food, or beverages, at 6:30 p.m. for volunteers, and participants, at the corner of Mackay and DeMaisonneuve, at the Hall building, SGW Campus. - Offer to spend at least one night on the street, at the corner of Mackay and DeMaisonneuve, at the Hall building, SGW Campus, gathering at 7 p.m..
opportunity to engage directly in the harsh environment of sleeping on the street, and by sharing experience and understanding with the homeless in their own communities. This is the mission behind 5 Days. ca — to establish understanding of the problem, and to provide a national focus and fundraising effort for those who work in the field of outreach and support for the homeless. The need is essential. Homelessness is on the rise. Globally, since 2008, with the ongoing recession, economic fallout, and stagnation that continues to plague North America, more and more individuals are falling short economically. Government funding in Canada, by best estimates, only accounts for about five per cent of the operating budgets for outreach services in this area of community service. The underlying cause of homelessness is not necessarily what one
ConU and other Canadian universities support the 5 days campaign.
NATION Elizabeth tomaras Copy editor
>> Salesperson in hot water after alleged attack
A door-to-door hot water tank salesman has been charged with forcible confinement and uttering threats, among other charges, after entering a home and attacking an 11-year-old girl, according to the National Post. Police arrested 19-year-old Daniel Wight shortly after the girl escaped and ran to neighbours, informing them to call the authorities. The child said she heard a knock at the door of her Burlington, Ont. home and then saw the door open which is when she tried to hide. Wight allegedly grabbed the girl, put his hand over her mouth and told her not to scream, and that he wouldn’t hurt her. Initially, the salesman left the victim’s house after her parents declined his services but returned once he saw the adults leave the residence.
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ConU supports 5 Days for the homeless Wayne Radford Contributor
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Protest march against austerity measures Nicole Yeba Contributor
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might expect. There are some assumed circumstances: people fleeing domestic abuse, falling into social isolation, or the traps of substance abuse or mental illness. While these situations can compound the problem of homelessness, it often starts with social isolation or the inability for an individual to meet their economic or social responsibilities through crisis or sickness. Once out of a fixed environment, it becomes increasingly difficult to contact them, or to establish a routine or access government or social services that may be of assistance. When combined with the limitation of accessibility to services with the further consequences of homelessness — poor nutrition, poor sleep, and compounding health concerns — the situation rapidly deteriorates into a self-defeating spiral. “Homeless people are just people in different circumstances,” Redler suggests. “It is helpful for us to see homelessness in the community for what it is, a circumstance, and not the end destiny for an individual. The key, is in establishing compassionate understanding for the person in their circumstances.” “By establishing rapport, and relationships with individuals, they can begin to depend on help, and trust that there is a way out of their present situation, but it can take time. It is a process, not easily solved overnight. If we start by understanding the problem, and supporting organizations that actively outreach to the homeless, we can help solve this problem one person at a time.”
>> Checking blood for Alzheimer’s disease
There may soon be a blood test that will inform individuals of their potential to develop Alzheimer’s, reports The Globe and Mail. Researchers tested the lipid levels of 525 seniors in New York and California and found that when an individual had lower than normal levels of 10 specific lipids they were 90 per cent likely to be diagnosed with Alzheimer’s or some form of mild cognitive impairment. However, because there is no cure as of yet for Alzheimer’s, this development forces the question of whether it is better to know of the inevitability or to remain blissfully unaware of what lies ahead.
>> Day of fun turns deadly in Alberta An avalanche has killed two snowshoers after they were buried near Lake Louise in Alberta, reported the National Post. While three others survived, they managed to pull one of the two snowshoers out of the snow and call for help via cell phone. The four were then air-lifted out of the danger zone which triggered another two avalanches. According to Banff National Park, the combination of favourable weather for this natural disaster poses a serious avalanche risk at all elevations.
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WORLD Milos Kovacevic Assistant news editor
>> Tatars pull out of secession vote The Tatar ethnic minority of the Crimea has announced a boycott of the upcoming referendum poised to turn the peninsula into Russia’s newest province, says the BBC, citing past persecutions under the Soviet Union and fear of returning under Moscow’s power. The Tatars make up around 15 per cent of the population of Crimea and are a Muslim Turkic-speaking people who face discrimination and hostility from the Ukrainian/ Russian majority, despite being native to the peninsula for centuries. The vote will take place on March 16.
>> Big Bananas Bloomberg has reported a billion dollar merger reached between Banana-behemoth Chiquita and Irish counterpart Fyffes Plc towards the creation of the world’s biggest banana company. After the merging, ChiquitaFyffes Plc will own 14 per cent of the global banana trade, or about $4.6 billion worth of bananas a year.
>> North Korea’s Kim wins it all
The CBC has reported North Korean leader Kim Jong-un winning 100 per cent of the vote in his district after North Koreans went to the polls last weekend to elect members to the country’s highest legislative body, the Supreme People’s Assembly. Unlike elsewhere, the vote consisted of a simple “Yes” or “No” ballot for the single representative of each district, and occurs once every five years.
>> Mysterious Malaysian Mishap Three days later, uncertainty surrounds the disappearance of Malaysia Airlines’ Flight 370. Though an oil slick had been discovered, it did not come from the aircraft and now investigations on debris found near Honk Kong are being conduct to confirm its origin, CNN reports. While many questions remain unanswered in terms of what happened to the plane, concerns over its passengers — who they were and what became of them — are being raised as two men on the flight were using stolen passports, according to CBC.
Webster Library renovation plan unveiled Construction to be conpete by April 2017 Evan Scammell Staff writer
Guylaine Beaudry, Concordia’s interim university librarian, has unveiled the renovation and expansion proposal for the R. Howard Webster Library, which focuses its concern on the university’s growing number of students and lack of study space. On March 4 at the J.W. McConnell building, a one-hour information session was held by Beaudry to discuss and set forth the renovation proposal to the board and devise a plan to improve the library space. The board acknowledged the issues presented and allowed Beaudry to begin by creating a proposal, which she shared with the student and staff attendees at the information sessions, (another one was held at the Loyola campus in the Vanier Library on Friday, March 7). Beaudry has been working with students and gaining a lot of feedback through surveys using LibQual — an online library service survey — focus groups, and other means to find out how Concordians feel about their space. One of the many comments expressed by current Concordia stu-
dents is that “it is often difficult to find space in the library during exam periods.” The Webster Library is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week and currently accommodates 1.8 million visits per year and six to 12 thousands visits per day, but Beaudry stresses that these numbers are going up at an accelerating rate; in February the library was averaging over 12,000 visits per day, which is supposed to be a relatively slow time of year. Within a 20-year period, from 1992 to 2012, the population of students attending Concordia has nearly tripled going from 16,000 to 45,000. In the proposal produced by Beaudry, the goal is to increase the overall space of the library by 27 per cent and the number of seats by 114 per cent, from 1,550 to 3,400. Another addition to study space Beaudry would like to see is in the Grey Nun’s residence building, with plans to turn the chapel into a study hall. Beaudry expressed that she is not only concerned with the amount of space at the library but also its accommodations for a certain kind of learning environment. One student expressed in a LibQual survey that there’s “not enough space to study and do teamwork.” Beaudry explained that a more “collaborative learning environment” is necessary. In the proposal, all of the different types of study spaces were grouped into 11 different categories: tables for
silent study, carrels for silent study, tables with desktop computers, social areas, group study rooms, presentation practice rooms, graduate student study spaces, classroom and technology sandbox, conciliation rooms, seminar rooms, and zero-noise rooms. In the group study rooms there would be whiteboard surfaces, television screens, speakers, podiums (for practicing presentations), and hook-ups for laptop or tablet devices; the zero-noise rooms would be made out of soundproof glass; more ‘social areas’ or lounge areas would be added; and the seminar room would be like the group study room, but much bigger, with more seats and a bigger space. Beaudry explained that not only a change in the number of collaborative study spaces would be needed but also a “response to the revolutionary changes in information technology.” Concordia’s Webster Library currently has 200 laptops and 75 tablets available for rent; Beaudry spoke of doubling that number and doubling the number of desktop computers as well. There have also been issues raised with students having to book study rooms through CLUES. Beaudry explained that CLUES was only designed to take out books and proposes the installation of digital booking modules onto each respective study room. The digital device would be much like a small tablet or phone so
students could punch in which time they would like to reserve the study room. The proposal also requests that 3D printers be available for all Concordia students to use. Additionally, the request for ‘visualization rooms’ that use multiple projectors to create a 360 degree image around one room to immerse the student into an environment using pictures and videos provided by the user was presented. Beaudry described both visual and aesthetic reforms to take place if the proposal goes through, involving a change in the colour scheme of the space, incorporating more neutral colours (white, black, grey, and wood), along with different shades of maroon, red and pink. One of the most important things, Beaudry explained, is the presence of natural light; the use of glass instead of brick and mortar will be highly stressed. “We have to see joy in the space,” said Beaudry. Along with a few other tweaks, like the incorporation of plants and having the book drop at the front of the entrance, the plans for the Webster Library renovations are just about finished. The board will make their decision in October 2014 and the proposed project is estimated to be finished in August of 2017 if accepted. If you would like to give feedback, email Guylaine Beaudry at guylaine.beaudry@concordia.ca.
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Shed the nerves and become a master of the toast Students can turn to Toastmasters Concordia to help with their public speaking skills Julia Vo Contributor
Are you an awkward communicator? Don’t worry, there’s a fix for that. As a member of Concordia Toastmasters, I am here to tell you that they have been helping people improve their communication skills for over 15 years at Concordia University. So what is Toastmasters? Toastmasters is a worldwide organization with more than 292,000 members in 122 countries and can be described as the ‘university’ of public speaking and leadership. Nervousness, increased heart rate, mind going blank, and even sweaty palms. If you have ever spoken in front of a large audience chances are that you’ve experienced these bodily symptoms. Ever look around during a class presentation and realize that everybody’s either falling asleep or playing with their iPhones? Yes, this is an organization that can actually transform you into the amazing Chuck Norris of public speaking that you were always meant to be. A master communicator by the name of Dale Carnegie (a Toastmaster himself) once said, “Fear doesn’t exist anywhere except in the mind.” Then, why is it that it is so commonly professed that for many people the fear of public speaking is greater than the
fear of death? Aside from dying of embarrassment, nothing fatal has ever happened to someone giving a speech. At any given meeting, people will try their hand at giving toasts, telling a joke, giving a speech, or even critiquing a speech, all in front of an audience. There are many
facets of communication that can be honed and individuals who become members of Toastmasters are given manuals with projects to be completed that will guide a person on their way to becoming rock star communicators. Effective communication skills can help
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at toastmasters meetings gets practice giving prepared speeches and impromptu presentations, known as table topics.
a person in all areas of life. Regardless of which path you follow, your success can be largely attributed to your ability to communicate effectively. For instance, great communication skills is what will help you ace that highly coveted job interview. In addition, it can even improve your love life. The fear of rejection or being judged, nervousness, not knowing what to say, are similar challenges faced, whether you are addressing an audience, potential employer, or a hottie with a body. Jumping out of a plane is not the only way to satisfy a craving for adrenaline. Try being called up at random to make an impromptu speech in front of a room full of people who will judge you on things like grammar, body movements, and tone of voice. Unless you have Superman-worthy nerves of steel, you will come out of it feeling like you just won at a round of Russian Roulette. Graduate students at Concordia can attend five Concordia Toastmasters meetings as a workshop offered through GradProSkills. However, being a student is not a requirement to join as Concordia Toastmasters is open to the general public but students do get a sweet discount on membership. Concordia Toastmasters meets every Monday from 6:30 p.m. - 8:30 p.m. in the Hall building in room H-400. More information can be found at concordia.toastmastersclubs.org
Health // Life
A new weight loss tool to help fight the bulge Concordia alumnus, Daniel Eamer, teaches tools for weight loss with new book nathalie laflamme Production manager
Back in January of 1985, Daniel Eamer’s New Year’s resolution was to get in shape. Unlike most of the people who pick this resolution, Eamer kept his promise. His combination of fitness, proper eating, and training worked so well that he discovered a new passion, and decided to become a personal trainer. He completed a bachelor of science degree in exercise science at Concordia in 1995, and now holds the title of Certified Strength and Conditioning Specialist (CSCS) through the National Strength and Conditioning Association based in the United States. It’s safe to say that, in the last 28 years of working as a personal trainer, and having done lots of research, Eamer has learned a lot about weight loss and building muscle mass. His newest book, The Fat Burner Secrets, is the program Eamer felt was missing from the market. He was also sick of the lack of userfriendly information and the excess of inaccurate information available on weight loss. “I never saw a book that did it the way I wanted it to be done, so I created the product that I wanted at the time. It gives people the
information they can use. It’s based on real world experiences, based on 28 years of conversations and experimentation. It’s based on the real world,” Eamer said. It took him 17 years to complete the book. The Fat Burner Secrets is very different from a typical weight loss book; it follows fictional characters, Dan and Michelle, who are struggling to lose weight. The book teaches readers how to exercise and how to eat, and teaches them the Food Filters tool®, which teaches the reader to become a virtual food analysis expert. With simple lifestyle and exercise changes, Dan and Michelle completely transform their bodies. The humorous story helps readers associate with the problems at hand and gets them to read the entire book. “A lot of clients told me that it worked, that they read the book from the beginning to the end,” Eamer said. “I wanted to give it life, it’s real people talking about real challenges and real issues, and having real suggestions and real solutions.” Eamer’s other book, The Muscle Builder Secrets, follows the same characters, tying in the stories. Eamer is currently working on a third book which will also follow the same format and characters, which will concentrate on aging, especially for the baby boomer generation.
One of Eamer’s main criteria for the program was that it had to be simple. The program involves no counting of calories or portion weighing; there is no math involved. He also wanted the program to adapt to people’s individual needs, and to compliment other programs available. “It would be very big headed of myself to think of this as the ultimate program,” Eamer said. “It’s not the ultimate program because that might be a combination of two or three different approaches. The book helps people create their personal approach.” His advice for Concordia students who are struggling with weight gain is quite simple: prepare your own food, and go to the gym between classes. “I took control of the situation by preparing my meals in advance. I would leave in the morning with two to three complete meals with me. I could control what I put into my system,” Eamer said. He also said that he would go to the gym on campus between classes, even when he only had a 45-minute break. This combination of techniques helped him stay fit during school. When it comes to losing weight, Eamer believes two things are key: “Don’t accept what people are telling you. Study. Get the information, the real information. Get informed,
and have patience with the process.” To learn more about Daniel Eamer and his methods, or to download the first two chapters of The Fat Burner Secrets, visit danieleamer.com.
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Profile // Life
For meaning of best, look no further than Concordia’s resident terminologist Concordia’s Philippe Caignon on his nomination as one of Canada’s best teachers Milos Kovacevic Assistant news editor
There are several ways of getting the definition of ‘best’. You could consult a dictionary or phone a friend. Or you could consult Concordia professor Philippe Caignon. Not only is it his job to study words but, since winning the 2014 3M National Teaching Fellowship for outstanding university teaching, he’s become recognized as one of Canada’s best. Caignon is, alongside nine others, the most recent recipient of the nation’s highest honour attainable by university instructors, and is only the latest in a long string of Concordia winners. Currently the chair of Le Département d’études françaises (French Studies Department), Caignon is a translator, linguist, and, above all, a terminologist. At its most basic, terminology is the study of specialized languages in such fields as mathematics, marketing, or journalism. Terminologists bear the important task of maintaining mutual intelligibility in any one field by creating and updating corpuses of terms. Our choice of language also showcases, solidifies, and sometimes betrays not just our education or occupation, but culture, socioeconomic milieu, and geographic or cultural origins. Those who understand these links, Caignon mischievously and only half-seriously claims, can “secretly control the world.” He ascribes his winning teaching formula to the awareness of limitations of the standard, teacher-focused pedagogy. For him teaching should be centred on students. “The difference is very simple. When you are teacher focused, you are a prof who asks ‘what do I have to do to make them learn’? When you’re student oriented, it’s the other way around. You ask, ‘what do they have to
do to learn’? All I do is give them the tools so that they become independent in their learning [and that] they can learn on their own. I simply guide them on their way.” His award-winning teaching method heavily utilizes blogs and wikis, and encourages students to learn from each other by giving extra credit to students who provide and ask for help. Students are also told there is no one way to the right answers: like vertices that become a web by the application of threads between them, each student has their own unique web mapping out term relations and word concepts. So long as theirs are robust and can be logically and consistently explained, he’s content. This relationship creates a deep respect between him and his students: “I adore them. I admire them a lot. Everything [the students are] going through, I’ve been there. I had the same choices and I can give a little bit of experience and wisdom but this is what I think is really important. I remember the fear of going out of university, going to the job market, and I don’t want my students to go through that phase without knowing there’s somebody else [who can help them] …They’ll always be my students, regardless of their [ultimate] domain,” he said. Caignon’s talents are well-placed. Concordia’s French studies program is the only one in the country to teach the full trifecta of translation, literature, and linguistics. Even without considering Concordia’s robust attention to the French language, it is fitting the award came to Concordia when it did, as it was here that Caignon first became inspired to teach the way he does. Some years ago, just around the time Caignon was making the transition to full-time teaching, he enrolled in a quick teaching tutorial at the Center for Teaching and Learning Services (CTLS). The experience opened his eyes to the possibilities.
“I was really amazed [with what I learned in the class]. I told [CTLS acting director] Jeanette Barrington, ‘you’ve rocked my world’. Her competency was so wonderful, so cool.” In addition to becoming a Fellow for life, Caignon will embark next November to a retreat at Alberta’s idyllic Fairmont Banff Springs Hotel to mingle and exchange with his fellows on professional and personal topics amidst the stunning backdrop of the country’s oldest national park. Caignon is self-effacing in all ways but one: his unabashed love for his vocation. He’d like nothing more than to teach and learn from a greater number of students, and takes the time to plug some friendly advertising. “Terminology is the best in the world,” he laughs, pointing out that despite the most com-
plex of algorithms used by artificial translators a computer will never be able to accurately translate the rich meanings of language. Translators will always be needed. All crowns weigh heavy in their own way, though. Those wishing to embark on such a seemingly rewarding path will have to prepare for certain sacrifices. Firstly, your friends won’t appreciate, and may become exasperated by, your talents. “Nobody is going to want to speak with them,” he said, quipping about the inevitable descent into language nitpicking and grammar policing. Secondly, don’t expect your love of words to do you any favours in a game of Scrabble or Boggle, either. “People don’t want me to play. I’m forbidden to play a lot of games with my family.”
Philippe Caignon is nominated for a prestigious 3M National Teaching Fellowship.
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Personal narrative // Life
One for the books: the coffee date from hell A personal account of how awkward small talk and Colombian dark roast is a bad combo Trying to make some kind of casual conversation, I asked him teasingly if he was enjoying his coffee. “It really is good. I had a long, exhausting, weird night, so I need this right now.” e was late, and not the socially More or less getting an idea of what kind of acceptable couple-of-minutes- night he was referring to, I checked my phone to because-the-bus-was-late kind of avoid having to ask a follow-up question. Noticlate. He was exactly 26 minutes ing this, he did the same. As if receiving some late. This was a bad start to a date important news, he jumped up, excused himself, I very reluctantly accepted to go on in the first and headed to the bathroom. place. When he got back, he whipped out his phone. Sitting by the window at the new Second Cup “So I’m in this modeling show. It’s not a big deal around the corner from my house, I grew increas- or anything but these are some of my headshots.” ingly aggravated. I decided to go ahead and order They were like something out of a cheesy ‘90s myself a medium latte. Adding cinnamon powder amateur modeling catalogue. I resisted the urge to to my artfully crafted latte with the heart-shaped laugh in his face, and told him I thought the lightfoam, I felt a quick, unsure tap on my shoulder. ing was really good. “Jess?” “Honestly, I’ve met so many gorgeous female I turned around. My hazy, alcohol-induced models, but they’re all so stupid. Literally every first memory of meeting him at some random par- pretty girl I’ve ever met was basically an idiot.” ty returned with a whopping bang. He removed Sitting there across from him, I felt like in his his black aviator Ray-Ban sunglasses, revealing mind I was either a hideous goblin or belonged to a set of piercingly blue eyes entirely glazed over MENSA. This guy was not gaining any brownie like a freshly baked Krispy Kreme doughnut. points. He stood there a second, vacantly staring at Like clockwork, he checked his phone five me before he gave me a funny half-smirk. We ex- minutes later, sprang up out of his chair, and went changed the compulsory two-kiss greeting and I to the bathroom again. This guy was really startasked him if he wanted to order anything. ing to weird me out. Not wanting to spend another “Oh,” he paused awkwardly, “yeah I guess minute with him, I faked receiving an important so.” His tone was reluctant and slightly annoyed, text. I used the most unoriginal excuse used by as if I were forcing him into partaking in some uninterested women everywhere: “I’m so sorry, kind of unnatural ritual. but my sister has an emergency and she needs We waited for two minutes back in line. He me.” The words were delivered with the convicgot to the counter, greeted the barista with a dis- tion of a first-time stage actress, over dramatizing missive tone. “Uh, ya, hi,” another pause as he her lines with no convincing emotion. scanned the Second Cup menu, “so like, if I just “Shit, let me walk you home then.” want a coffee, like, a normal coffee, do you know Not wanting him to know where I lived, I told what I’m talking about?” him that it would not be necessary since she was Visibly offended, the barista turned to the fil- not back at our place, but instead at her friend’s ter coffee machine and poured him a cup. “That’s house in Hampstead. In retrospect, this was prob$2.50,” he said coldly. He paid entirely in quar- ably not the best escape plan seeing as how he ters; slightly afraid that the barista at my caffeine was headed in that same direction to get back haven would hate me by simple association, I of- home. fered him an apologetic smile and we walked back “Oh, what a lovely coincidence,” I said, crying to where I had left my coat. a little bit on the inside. He removed his black leather jacket with a We were nearing my metro stop when he said: hugely misplaced sense of over-confidence. I could “So I’m doing this photography project. With your smell the pretension on him; it was even stronger eye colour and face shape, I think you would be than the smell of weed that emanated from his perfect for it. It wouldn’t be published anywhere, worn-out blazer and t-shirt combination. just a personal project I’m working on.” I giggled awkwardly, as I always do in uncomAnd that’s when I had reached my quota of fortable situations. He took a gulp and let out the creepy for this lifetime. most satisfied groan I have ever heard anyone re“Oh, uhm, wow. Here’s my stop. Sorry, I have lease after tasting black coffee. to run, get home safely. BYE!” Before he could “Wow, this Colombian dark roast is absolute- say anything, I sprinted onto the platform with ly,” taking another sip, “ah-mazing.” He added an the metro doors shutting behind me. The train unnecessary emphasis on the first syllable. I was pulled away, and I breathed in a deep, well-dealready resenting his presence in my life. 1 2014-01-29 served sigh of relief. HR_ULaval_Concordian_10,5x3,6_NBc.pdf 13:42
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Culture // Life
It’s guy love, that’s all it is, he’s mine, I’m his Male friendships in the media: a golden age or bad bromance? Jacey Gibb The Other Press (Douglas College)
NEW WESTMINSTER (CUP)—As wholesome as a bromance may sound, platonic male friendships are often bogged down by gender stereotypes and niche interests; the instances of true male companionship are as celebrated as they are scrutinized. There has never been a shortage of close male friendships on television. In contrast, an Entertainment Weekly essay titled, “Where are all the female friendships on TV?” explored the question of what happened to the golden age of girl-on-girl friendships à la shows like Sex and the City. From the years of Friends’, Chandler and Joey being the roommate combo every guy aspired to, to present day BFF’s like Community’s Troy and Abed. Even this article’s title comes from the definitive bromance an-
them “Guy Love,” a Scrubs ballad between two male best friends about, you guessed it, their inexplicable connection. There’s no shortage for inspiration on what a bromance should be, but that’s also one of the issues; for every accurate and honest representation of what real male friendships are, there’s a bromance that crosses the line as homophobic. So how is it that a depiction of something as genuine as a bromance can be viewed as offensive? The discrimination is in the details, as a lot of behaviour displayed in these friendships inevitably leads to queer jokes. Even the aforementioned “Guy Love” can’t steer clear of these skewed expectations surrounding two guys being close friends. “It’s like I married my best friend,” Zach Braff leads, before Donald Faison follows up with, “But in a totally manly way.” At the implication of gay marriage from Braff’s character, there comes an added clarification. New to the scrutiny of pop culture bromances? There’s actually a substantial amount of denunciation online; something I was completely unaware of when I first began researching bromances. Not everyone
is prepared to climb aboard the bromance love train and fully embrace the term as a celebration of male bonding. As harmless as the word may seem, some people interpret bromance as fostering homophobia. In a 2013 Tumblr post by Queeradical, the author outlined five major criticisms against the term, saying bromances “are based on mocking and rejecting queerness,” “are used to queerbait,” “enforce white supremacy,” “enforce cis male dominance,” and ultimately “are about asserting privilege.” The post largely focuses on the atrocious “Bound 2” parody starring Seth Rogen and James Franco and accuses television shows of using bromances as a way to rope in queer viewers who might expect to see these relationships evolve romantically — something that will apparently never happen, since ostensibly “queerness is bad for capitalism.” Queeradical finishes their post with this knowledge nugget; “In conclusion, bromances are literally built on racism and homophobia by mocking othered identities for humour.” It brings attention to the fact that some people out there are unhappy with the portrayal of male friendships in the media. Of
course there are going to be instances where people use the concept of a bromance to act out petty gay jokes and masquerade stereotypes as humorous behaviour. But for every I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry and I Love You, Man, there’s a Wayne’s World and Superbad to provide an example of what genuine male friendship is all about. Let me dispel some misconceptions for you here, as a hopeless bromantic myself. A bromance isn’t a bunch of “no homo” jokes strung together in an attempt to ward off speculation from other people about your sexual orientations; it’s not a parody of what straight people suppose queer friendships are like. A bromance is simply a relationship where two guys are comfortable enough — with themselves and with each other — to wander outside the preconceived rubric of what male friendships are supposed to be. No longer founded on a triad of sports, girls, and beer, a bromance contains all of the ingredients that any other normal pairing would offer. In retrospect, it seems silly to even need a word specifically for a close bond between two males, but if that’s what it takes for some people to understand, then bromance on.
Defined by social bible urban dictionary as, “the complicated love and affection shared by two straight males.” Photo by Flickr user run aturner
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Write to the editor: arts@theconcordian.com Literature // arts
Something terrible, in the basement dwells Lemony Snicket’s latest children’s graphic novel, The Dark, carries a universal message Natasha Taggart Online editor
Each morning, Laszlo opens the basement door to greet the dark, in the hopes it will never visit him in his room at night. “Hi,” Laszlo would say. “Hi, dark.” Until one night, the dark visits him — and answers back. The chances are, you were afraid of the dark as a child. The Dark is a graphic novel about a scared child who represents any one of us — a young boy named Laszlo who spends his days trying to avoid the dark. As Laszlo walks around his big, empty house, equipped with a flashlight, he acknowledges the dark’s presence in the closet, behind the shower curtain and especially in the basement, where the dark lives. “Hi, dark,” he says, peeking at the top of the stairs into darkness. Laszlo has never been inside the dark’s room at night, and he hopes the dark will never visit him in his. One night, however, when Laszlo’s night light burns out, the dark has the chance to visit him. Laszlo has to face the dark head on, and learns to overcome his fear with the help of an unlikely ally. Leave it to Lemony Snicket, known for his A Series of Unfortunate Events, to come up with the most special way to tell a simple plot. The personification of the dark is creepy and unsettling, enough to make the reader feel nervous and intrigued, as if they themselves are
facing the dark in Laszlo’s shoes. Those familiar with Snicket’s writing style will recognize his voice briefly throughout the book. However, readers expecting A Series of Unfortunate Events-type of written-magic, might end up slightly disappointed. Unlike Events, the text isn’t necessarily witty, it is more simple and direct, but nonetheless beautifully written. He uses poetry-like short sentences, which keep the mood suspenseful. Jon Klassen’s illustrations evoke the feelings of mystery and fear. His minimalistic style, in terms of both colour and detail, complement the tone of the book: dark, mysterious and foreboding. Sepia tones, mostly neutral colours and a lot of black are combined with
the contrast of light and shadow to create an abandoned-looking setting. Klassen frames little Laszlo in relation to dark shadow, often with his flashlight providing the only source of light — the reader is able to get a sense of being succombed to darkness. The cover alone is enough to provoke a sense of dread. The drawings that show the small Laszlo is his giant house allow the reader to see things from Laszlo’s perspective, and you can’t help but picture yourself as a child laying in bed, waiting anxiously for the morning light to appear again. But, as often is the case, after the dark comes the light. As Laszlo learns to overcome his fear, the tones become lighter and less gloomy.
In 40 pages, the writer and illustrator duo is able to provoke countless emotions from being unnerved to cheery; you can feel yourself smiling by the end of it. The Dark is marketed as a picture book for children aged 4-8, but the message of the book can stick with anyone and might resonate more with adults — the dark is simply a metaphor for many of the fears we have in life. The biggest fear of all is the unknown. Snicket’s message: you can’t know good without knowing bad and you can’t enjoy the light without the dark. The Dark, a Governor General’s Literary Award nominee, is available for sale at Chapters Indigo stores and online at amazon.ca
Lemony Snicket (A Series of Unfortunate Events) and Jon Klassen (This Is Not My Hat) team together to create The Dark.
Visual arts// arts
Bring me shelter, bring me warmth, bring me art The STM’s Expo+ contest is letting the public vote on the art gracing bus shelters next winter Robin Stanford Contributor
Navigating Montreal’s public transportation system in winter comes with its own unique challenges, such as slippery sidewalks, relative bus scheduling, and crammed bus shelters. In response to the last issue, the Societé de Transport de Montréal (STM) wants to make a change. With last year’s decision to implement new stylized bus shelters, the STM has initiated another move — art appreciation. Quebecor Media, in collaboration with the STM, aims to bring about this change. The Expo+ contest, launched in January of this year, seeks to find 20 artistic works to adorn the newly designed bus shelters. According to the organizers, the art itself will serve to enhance the appreciation of these new installations. In its first phase, the contest was open to all Quebec artists and marketing firms. During this time, over 1,100 artworks were put forth for consideration. The organizers themselves have little say in the end result and have turned the decision over to public voting.
The selection of the finalists is ongoing. Voting will be open to the public until March 16 through the contest webpage. It is possible to view all of the entries, divided into general public applications and those submitted by advertising groups. After voting is closed, the four most popular works will be awarded cash prizes totaling $10,000. As there is no general theme to the contest, the submissions themselves vary greatly. Among these are images of horses, Montreal cityscapes, Hollywood celebrities and abstract concepts, just to name a few. This large diversity demonstrates what a wide range of artistic ventures Quebecers are engaged in. The variety points to the richness of Quebec’s artistic scene, where not all artists are looking at the same subjects in the same way. This divergence is found, not only in the public offerings but also in the corporate ones. Surprisingly, none of the advertising company entries feel like promotional material or even focus on merchandise. One must wonder then if the category was made more on the basis of group contributions versus individual productions, instead of the message to be transmitted. Regardless of this division, company-generated
art is just as diverse and interesting as the individual submissions. Arguably, the diversity presented is slightly disappointing as well. It is unlikely that the finalists will share any cohesive element in their material at all. An opportunity was missed to define the new bus shelters as a part of Montreal’s cultural environment. Had there been a defined theme, such as ‘chez nous’ for example, the final product would have had some focus and cultural resonance yet still retain the diversity already present. It is a rare occurrence when the public is given a say concerning anything to do with collective transport. Given the opportunity now, everyone should vote — whether it be for their favourite artwork, or the for the one they would find the least objectionable to see every day on the morning commute. Voting will continue until March 16. The top 20 finalists will be announced on March 24. The top four entries will be revealed on Friday, April 4 on the Salut Bonjour! television program and in Le Journal de Montreal and 24 Heures newspapers. For more information and to vote on the art submissions, visit: abribus.ca/en/contest/expo-plus/
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Film // arts
Mumbai — Brief encounters of the curry kind Winner at Cannes’ Critics Week, The Lunchbox, connects two lonely people with a lot on their mind Elijah Bukreev Staff writer
You will hear the word ‘Bollywood’ applied to this movie, which is all sorts of wrong. No, there are no eye-rolling dances, no corny music and no eccentric twists and turns. The Lunchbox couldn’t have come from Bollywood and it couldn’t have come from Hollywood as it is today. Instead, it comes, like all great films do, from the heart. First-time writer-director Ritesh Batra has made a great Indian film. This is a movie that looks like a romantic comedy, starts out like a piece of neo-realism and ends up being a real treasure — an insightful character study. You walk into it, and you expect it to raise questions like “What will she wear on their first date?” Would you believe it instead goes for “What do we live for?” The main characters are two lonely souls in an overpopulated city. She is Ila (Nimrat
Kaur), a housewife dreaming of a better life, more space to breathe, a husband whose shirts wouldn’t reek of other women’s perfumes and a more rewarding relationship with her parents. He is Saajan (Irrfan Khan), a quiet, recently widowed accountant with only retirement to look forward to. The two people are unconnected. But then, Ila sends lunch to her husband through the famous Dabbawala service — this lunchbox and dozens more are carried through busy streets by bike, two trains, foot and a strolling cart. Finally, the lunchbox lands on Saajan’s desk, in a governmental building. He contemplates it with cold curiosity, opens the cans and proceeds to eat the curry contained inside. The lunchbox goes back empty. Ila is overjoyed: “He licked it clean!” Yes, someone licked the cans clean, but who? From the way her husband compliments her on an entirely different dish, Ila realizes her curry must have gone to the wrong address. Auntie, her upper floor neighbour who she communicates with
mainly by screaming out the window, is adamant: “The delivery man never made a mistake before.” Well, he has now, and Ila reacts to it in an unexpected manner: she goes with it. The next day, she sends the lunchbox with a small note. Saajan writes back, and a steady correspondence begins. They are both wise, intelligent and well-spoken. It is always wonderful when people like that find each other, against all odds. They have lived through things and have stories to share. Most of them are gripping. Ila and Saajan grow from contact with each other. The strength of a film always depends on the strength of its actors, and the two leads deliver. You’ve seen Irrfan Khan in such movies as The Amazing Spider-Man and Life of Pi. He’s a skilled actor, but possibly the last you’d imagine in a romantic film. Yet, he makes it work by showing a man hardened, but vulnerable. As for his co-star, it’s doubtful that you’ve seen Nimrat Kaur anywhere, or that you’ve heard her name before, but you just might hear it again.
She provides the film with its best dramatic elements. The letters might have been written, but to us, the audience, they are read. Kaur shows a mastery of voice acting — now that’s talent. She’s also drop-dead gorgeous, which helps. There are many laughs to be had, most of them involving Shaikh (Nawazuddin Siddiqui), an odd-mannered apprentice desperate for Saajan’s mentorship. Otherwise, the film keeps a serious tone, and takes its time with the story. You may find it slow. You’ll be thankful for it, too — these are characters you want to spend time with. By corresponding, they seek the same thing as we do when we go to the movies — an escape from a seemingly inevitable routine. Their letters open a window into a different world. Sometimes, another perspective is all you need, and this movie has perspective a-plenty. The Lunchbox opens in theatres, with subtitles in English and French, on March 14.
After a food delivery mix up, Ila (Nimrat Kaur, Peddlers) and Saajan’s (Irrfan Khan, Life of Pi, The Darjeeling Limited) love story unfolds, as told to us through a series of letters. Photos courtesy of Sony Pictures Classics.
Cinema politica // arts
A new Brooklyn, for a new generation, without the old one Kelly Anderson’s My Brooklyn gives us the history of New York’s famous district in the face of gentrification Frédéric T. Muckle Staff writer
Everyone has heard of or seen Brooklyn one way or the other. Some consider it the kingdom of Goodfellas’ infamous protagonist, or as the home of the enticing main character of Spike Lee’s first film, She’s Gotta Have It. Many remember the epic car chase of The French Connection as well. One thing is sure though, most of us won’t ever truly know this neighbourhood as closely as the people in this documentary. My Brooklyn is a love testimony to one of the most culturally diverse neighbourhoods of North America. It also shows an infuriating display of what could be described as brutal gentrification. Kelly Anderson, a Canadian documentary director and New York resident for many years, analyzes for us the contemporary metamorphosis that Brooklyn went through. She explains to us how and why iconic Brooklyn became — notably because of urban-policy gurus (the Bloomberg administration and a few wealthy real estate developers) — another bourgeois-friendly downtown area. More precisely, My Brooklyn focuses on the transformation of the previously effervescent shopping district and traditional meeting place for Brooklynites: Fulton Street Mall. Small businesses that were an integral part of a strongly rooted community were ordered to desist and vacate the spot they occupied for 20 years. The proliferation of generic multinational shops
replaced the different and more personal businesses that gave its personality to the area. All this for the purpose of “diversifying the range of users” of this shopping area. The possibility for affordable housing was tossed aside to give place to high luxury condos. Sadly, these transformations made Brooklyn an unfamiliar and harsh new environment. Those who gave Brooklyn its distinctive soul and heart could not live their day-to-day lives anymore. In this documentary, Anderson shares with us the various reasons for her profound dedication to what her family likes to call home. She also follows the money trail of this major reappropriation of her neighbourhood by the prosperous who left this area during a shameful past of segregation. The result is a thoughtful essay on a vibrant community trying to defend a place they cherish. It is an example of why change is not always for the best. It is also a study of serious economic and social problems portraying the clash of two groups belonging to different classes and races. The plethora of characters that Anderson makes us meet gives us an outlook of their Brooklyn and the special connections that they have with this neighbourhood. Anderson gives viewers a detailed but comprehensible amount of information on their history and allows us to understand not only why those people want to keep their Brooklyn like it’s always been, but also how this metamorphosis is mostly the result of greediness. Another interesting feature of the movie is
that it is transparent: the director is on the side of the oppressed. Nonetheless she admits that some of the changes might actually appeal to a part of her and that she was of the first wave of “gentrifiers” in Brooklyn. Anderson also tries to show us that for some regular people, this neighbourhood needs to be modernized and gentrified — especially if the neighbourhood is expecting to attract another type of customer (by selling higher-end goods). However, sometimes you cannot help but feel awkward listening to those slightly or greatly snobbish interviewees and wonder if they ever went to this area in the first place or if they could ever understand what Brooklyn is really about. What we can be sure of though is that Anderson clearly belongs in this neighbourhood. Her affection for the area transpires throughout the
whole movie and almost makes you want to move to this now-extraordinarily overpriced region of New York City. In the end this movie will make you see all those condo projects in a different light, like those that appeared around our own city in the last few years. Are those standardized, unvarying, new buildings better than the old, slightly shady and kitschy commercial edifices from before? Thoughts like these are erected in the movie, and bring the issue surprisingly close to home. We can only hope, though, that gentrification advocates won’t sell the soul of our beloved Montreal. My Brooklyn premieres in Quebec as part of Cinema Politica on Monday, March 17 at 7 p.m., where director Kelly Anderson will be present. For more information visit cinemapolitica.org and catch the trailer at vimeo.
My Brooklyn shows viewers the neighbourhood’s changes in the face of gentrification and commercialization, while its residents face the consequences.
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Literature // arts
America’s futuristic portrait is super funny The satire, Super Sad True Love Story, is an account of a mismatched couple in a dystopian world Tomer Shavit Staff writer
Lenny Abramov is a loser. He’s aging, he’s balding, and he’s meek. He is the polar opposite of all the young, attractive, go-getting junior executives at his job and sometimes it seems like his very existence is an insult to a society that worships youth, vitality, and perfection above all. What makes it even more difficult for Lenny to cope with his increasing age and receding hairline is the fact that he works for “Post-Human Services” in a department that specializes in “Infinite Life Extension,” effectively reversing the aging process and granting immortality to HNWI’s (High Net Worth Individuals). While he gets older, his clients get younger. This society, a dystopian not-too-farin-the-future America, is the centre stage of Gary Shteyngart’s best-selling novel, Super Sad True Love Story. As you might have guessed from the title, this is in fact a love story, and Lenny’s life changes when he encounters the youthful beauty, Eunice Park. Lenny believes that Eunice is the only thing that can fill the void in his life and after a
brief awkward courting phase, Eunice agrees to give him a chance (mostly so she doesn’t have to move back in with her parents). The story is told through excerpts of Lenny’s old fashioned — real paper! — journal and Eunice’s email correspondences on her “GlobalTeens” social network account. Social networks in this world are pushed to extremes, giving us some of the more hilarious and thought provoking moments in the book. By holding your “apparati” (standard issue tablet/iPhone hybrid) at people, you can see their credit score, their family history and their vital signs including real-time updates on their level of excitement and arousal. The most popular application is RateMe Plus, where everyone grades each other on several metrics, the most important of them: “fuckability.” While Eunice can take pride in having an 800+ score on fuckability, Lenny’s abysmal score of 230 follows him around like an electronic scarlet letter, making him a source of mockery and revulsion wherever he goes. Although the narrative centres on this unlikely love story, it is Shteyngart’s imaginative version of America that steals the show. Shteyngart presents us
with a decaying empire indebted to external forces, a country whose collective vanity and misplaced pride blinds them from their inevitable and quickening demise. Everyone is obsessed with appearances, including the incompetent American government run by the Bi-Partisan Party who are too busy scrambling, making sure everything looks pristine for the annual visit from their Chinese creditors, to see the multi-national wolves circling their prey. What’s truly fascinating is how eerily familiar this dystopian vision is to the America we watch every day on the news. Super Sad True Love Story is a cautionary tale of a world we might find ourselves living in tomorrow if we remain superficial and indifferent. That being said, the book is anything but bleak. Shteyngart has a unique writing style and sense of humour that makes you laugh just as much as it makes you think. The characters of Lenny and Eunice are extremely fleshed-out and multifaceted, and their lopsided love story is often times adorable, often times tragic, but always entertaining and relatable. This book is recommended to those that are into dystopias, light-hearted science fiction, or just hilarious writing in general. Also, there have been reports
that reading Super Sad True Love Story in public may result in a modest increase to your fuckability rating. Super Sad True Love Story is available for sale at Chapters Indigo stores and online at amazon.ca
In a world where one’s attractiveness is rated publicly and with a click of a button, the 39-year-old and balding Lenny doesn’t give up on love.
Film // arts
When pints turn to love and fear in the heart of Ireland In Fear is a psychological horror film that takes a new couple on a ride of terror Olivia Ranger-Enns Staff writer
“If a man hurts an innocent person, the evil will fall back upon him and the fool will be destroyed.” These are the lines scrawled on a bathroom wall in an Irish pub, where evil will definitively unleash in Jeremy Lovering’s new psychological thriller, In Fear. Lucy sits on the toilet, reading the lines, she smirks and pens the words on the wall: “Or not.” This turns out to be a bad decision,
as the audience soon finds out. In Fear is a complex thriller bursting at the seams with mind games. The plot is simple: Lucy (Alice Englert) and Tom (Iain de Caestecker) are going to a festival in Ireland, when they stop off at a pub on the way. When Lucy returns from the washroom, Tom tells her about a slight mishap with the mates at the pub. A man accidentally spilled Tom’s drink, so Tom bought him another one. “I am a lover, not a fighter,” Tom says in his rich Irish brogue as he shrugs. Things look innocent enough until Tom wryly suggests they find a hotel for the night instead of going on to the festival. He wants a
romantic night with Lucy and he’s found just the place, a “slice of heaven,” a hotel tucked deep into the woods. The tone is set. As the couple drive on and on, trying to find the hotel, tension rises. When they kiss, the lovers don’t even notice that the GPS loses its signal. The cell phones keep glitching and the hotel is impossible to find. The pair drive on and on, through a narrowing lane in a forest, until they find conflicting signs concerning the hotel’s location. Does it even exist? As Lucy says when she focuses on the map, “We’re not lost, we’re in a fucking maze.” The scenery and camera-work do wonders in this film. With vast, flat landscapes and
In Fear creates an ever-growing atmosphere of fear, turning new love into bitter hatred in the face of adversity. Photo is a still from YouTube.
gray pastures, the Irish background makes you want to flee for your life. You feel surrounded by emptiness and desolation. Trees come alive at night time as Lucy begins to repeatedly see a masked man in the form of dancing branches. Tom assures her that she is hallucinating, but as the night progresses, things just get weirder and weirder. The camera zooms in at precise moments to linger on Lucy’s terrified face, on a gate closing, or on tires speeding up. The anticipation just keeps on building, and the viewer is pretty much ready to scream with Lucy when she feels someone (or something) is pulling at her hair. The best part of the film lies in the psychological mind games. We learn that confidence and new love can quickly turn sour when in a bad situation. Tom and Lucy turn against each other at times, only to unite when faced with a string of dead rats, for example. Who can be trusted, and why? The innocent spilled drink at the pub becomes a burning hot issue. Are the pub mates out there? The viewer is tormented and teased until the very last minute of the film, forced to ponder the nature of humanity and the horror of the survival instinct. The cast does a fine job of displaying genuine terror. Lovering needed a cast ready to take whatever would come since he insisted on having no script. Every actor had to sign up without knowing what would happen. Viewers who like immediate action should probably shy away from this thriller, though. It takes a good 40 or so minutes before anything actually happens. The beauty in this production lies in the building up of tension and fear, not in any gory scenes. That said, since most of the action happens in a car in one single night, Lovering excels at moving the action along and keeping the facts at bay. You want to find out who is out there, at any cost. You can catch In Fear starting on March 13 at Montreal’s Cineplex Odeon.
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Islands explore darker territory on Ski Mask Nick Thorburn discusses their latest album’s ‘louder,’ and more ‘aggressive’ sound Jessica Romera Music editor
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ormed in Montreal nearly a decade ago, indie-pop collective Islands released their fifth record Ski Mask back in September. The album showcases the band’s ability to juxtapose upbeat melodies with darker, more intuitive lyrics. Since the release of Ski Mask, the band has been extensively touring and will be stopping in Montreal on March 13 at La Sala Rossa with guests Escondido. We spoke to Islands frontman Nick Thorburn to discuss the band’s origins, musical inspirations and their latest record. The Concordian: What prompted you guys to take up music? How did you all meet? Nick Thorburn: Firstly, I can’t speak for the others. Evan and Geordie have a folk musician father and they grew up playing with him. I don’t think that there was any one prompt for any one of us to play. Music has always been near the creative center of my life. First it was in a passive sense, and as a teenager it took on a more active role. Evan and Geordie play[ed] in the Magic. I was a fan of their band and asked them to play with Islands. C: How would you describe your sound? How would you describe the overall tone
and feel of Ski Mask? N: I am loathe to describe “my sound” as it seems like a bit of a red herring. I would let the music speak for itself, which in this case is of a more aggressive and confrontational nature than previous Islands record. It’s tuff [sic]. C: What/who inspired your latest album? N: Me...and other stupid people in my life. C: Is there a song that speaks to you
most from the album? N: I wrote them so they all “speak to me” as it were. But for the sake of the conversation, I’ll say “Death Drive.” C: How do you think that being from Montreal has influenced your sound? N: Musically speaking, I cut my teeth in Montreal. I’m from Vancouver Island though. Islands, though, it was conceived and birthed in Los Angeles, was raised in Montreal. I guess we had peers in Montreal during
Ski Mask explores a louder, more confrontational sound than what can be heard on their
that time (around 2005) but it was mostly an insulated affair. C: What is tour life like for the band? N: Arrested development. Adolescent, hedonistic, and self-indulgent. If you’re not careful, it can turn you into a real asshole. C: What do you do when you are not busy performing, touring and recording? N: I’m writing! C: How does this album compare to your previous releases? N: It’s louder, violent and more aggressive. But still within pop music confines. C: What are you listening to mostly nowadays? N: Our drummer Adam has a great project called American Tomahawk. This Nigerian weirdo from the ‘70s called William Onyeabor. Arthur Russell. Curtis Mayfield. Margo Guryan. Kate & Anna McGarrigle. C: What would you like listeners to think/feel when they hear your music? N: Sadness and regret. C: Is there a message you are trying to convey through your music? N: You don’t exist. You’re a hologram. Don’t bother. C: Is there a particular memory that stands out from your musical career thus far? N: It’s all been stamped out with drugs and alcohol.
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A letter to the disappearing art of buyings CDs Why we should continue to buy music instead of just downloading it Marco Saveriano Assistant opinions editor
I remember the excitement I felt when I started buying my own CDs. I would beg my parents for money, and when they finally gave in, I’d beg them to drive me to the mall after school to buy the latest release from whatever artist I was obsessing over at the time. I’d immediately go home, tear open the plastic, and flip through the album artwork, admiring each glossy page. I may no longer save up my allowance or beg my parents for money to buy a CD, but the excitement is still there. In the age of digital downloads and torrents, people expressing their love for compact discs is rare. They’re becoming less and less prominent, and that makes me sad. I’m that person who counts down to an album release and goes to HMV to buy it the day it comes out. I always have been and I always will be. I’m not saying that I don’t download music digitally, because I’d be lying if I said I didn’t. Most of the music I have on my
computer was downloaded. Some albums though, deserve to be purchased, and even though you can buy an album within seconds from the comfort of your own home on iTunes, I can’t stand the idea of not having a CD to hold in my hands. When I was a kid, I didn’t have a computer in my room, I didn’t have a laptop, and I didn’t have a cell phone. I had my CDs, and I would put on my headphones and listen to
some of them for hours on end, replaying my favourite songs until I knew them by heart. Each CD I have brings back a memory — some good, and some bad. Britney Spears’ In The Zone, for example, reminds me of when I was dragged to my older sister’s soccer games as a kid. I would bring my portable CD player (remember Discmans?), find a nice shady spot, and listen to Britney. The countless scratches on the case prove that
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it’s been through a lot, and I love that. I even remember when I was around nine-yearsold, and my sister wanted to borrow my Christina Aguilera CD. I reluctantly let her. When she returned it with a cracked case, I went ballistic. Maybe I’m just being overly-sentimental, but I love being able to look through my collection and reminisce. Some of my older purchases are a bit questionable, but I still have a story for every CD I own. Whether it’s when I got it, who bought it for me, or how I related to the music at the time, I’ll never forget how it came to be mine. That’s what makes them special. You don’t get that feeling when you digitally download an album. In the fast-paced modern world we live in, we’re constantly finding ways to make our lives more compact and efficient. Over the decades, we’ve moved from records to cassettes to compact discs, and now digital downloads. It may be more convenient to download an album on your laptop rather than going to the store to buy it, but if you’re as sappy as I am, you know that it’s not quite the same thing. I’ll keep buying CDs for as long as they’re still producing them. I don’t care if I’m running out of storage space, or that my family and friends think I’m weird for actually paying for my music. They’ll always have a special place in my heart.
Tuesday, March 11, 2014 the entire five minutes of it. Unfortunately, the same goes for the series: it can start to lose its charm and can become kind of monotonous. Sorry Suits fans. 8. “Dexter Main Title” by Rolfe Kent - Dexter Like Dexter Morgan, the theme song to Showtime’s serial killer drama is cool, calm and creepy. It’s almost two full minutes of instrumentals played over sequences of Dexter getting ready in the morning. Set in Florida, the music is laced with playful Cuban and Latin influences, which offers a nice juxtaposition to the show’s dark content.
Top 10 TV show intros Compiled by Jessica Romera Music editor 10. “How Soon is Now?” by Love Spit Love - Charmed Nineties television in a nutshell: girl power, leather pants, witchcraft and a theme song from an epically forgotten one-hit wonder band, Charmed has got it all. I don’t think anyone actually hears this and thinks, “Wow, what a great song by Love Spit Love.” No, they think Charmed. And rightfully so. 9. “Greenback Boogie” by Ima Robot - Suits Slick, suave and infectiously fun: words that can describe the Suits theme song and the show’s main man himself, Mr. Harvey Specter. “Greenback Boogie,” though light and fun, ultimately gets repetitive if you listen to
7. “Who Are You?,” “Won’t Get Fooled Again,” “Baba O’Riley” by The Who CSI:Crime Scene Investigation, CSI:Miami, CSI: New York The Who have become synonymous with the CSI franchise. With all three shows using an iconic song from the British rock ’n’ roll vets, you suffer through David Caruso’s acting and cheesy one-liners just so you can chant alongside Roger Daltrey. 6. “Superhero” by Jane’s Addiction - Entourage Lust, partying and just pure hedonistic pleasure: Entourage and its theme song are all about having a good time, and you get this impression from the very opening chords of “Superhero.” Regardless of how many times you’ve heard this song, you know you won’t fast forward through the opening credits of the Entourage boys rolling through Los Angeles in a 1965 black Lincoln Continental, it’s just that catchy. 5. “This Life” by Curtis Stigers & The Forest Rangers - Sons Of Anarchy
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Much like the show itself, the Sons of Anarchy theme song starts off relatively low-key, then builds up into a cataclysm of emotional intensity. “This Life” is gritty southern guitar work at its best and does a stellar job at conveying the outlaw mentality of ‘us against them’ that is at the core of the series. 4. “Woke Up This Morning” by Alabama 3 The Sopranos Everything about this TV intro is cool. Tony Soprano makes riding through New Jersey seem a lot more exciting than it really probably is thanks to Alabama 3’s hazy, cigarfueled song about violence and life on the fringes. 3. “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” by Dj Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince - The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Before Will Smith was credited with being a serious actor for his work in Academy Award nominated films (let’s pretend Wild Wild West never happened), Will Smith was the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. The theme song for this ‘90s gem is iconic despite its cheesiness and definitely deserves a spot on this list. 2. “California” by Phantom Planet - The O.C. An instant classic and one-hit wonder, no member of generation Y can resist the siren call of The O.C.’s theme song. It’s sunny, it’s catchy and fills us with some good old fashion nostalgia. 1. “I’ll Be There For You” by The Rembrandts - Friends Are you surprised? This gets the number one spot for obvious reasons. 1. We all know the words. 2. It makes us happy. 3. *clap clap clap clap*
Quick Spins // music
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Angela De Cicco Assistant life editor
>> Sparks fly as Coldplay announces new album Coldplay announced the release of their sixth studio album, Ghost Stories, set to come out May 19, reports Time. The British rock band also released two audio tracks from the album, “Midnight” and “Magic,” so fans can get a listen before the long-awaited date. “Magic” takes us back to the familiar sound of Coldplay’s earlier days, already making its way up the U.K. charts at number two.
>> Sink your teeth into Linkin Park and 30 Seconds to Mars’ upcoming Carnivores Tour Linkin Park and 30 Seconds to Mars join rock forces as they team up for their upcoming Carnivores Tour kicking off Aug. 8 said Billboard. With special guest AFI, the rockers will be making noise in Tampa, Montreal, Denver and other North American cities, ending their tour in California Sept. 19. Touring together for the first time, fans will get a chance to check them out Aug. 23 at Parc Jean Drapeau.
>> Julian Casablancas goes solo…again! Following the success of Julian Casablancas’ first solo album Phrazes for the Young, Casablancas has announced that a second solo album is in the works reports Rolling Stone. Playing alongside the Voidz as his backup band, a preview of the album can be heard on YouTube. The album title and release date have yet to be announced, however some tour dates have been made public with Casablancas hitting the road later this month, with gigs at Lollapalooza in Chile, and Governor’s Ball in New York City.
Real Estate - Atlas (Domino; 2014)
Pharrell - G I R L (Columbia; 2014)
Trust - Joyland (Arts & Crafts; 2014)
For their third studio album, the New Jersey indie rockers step out from behind the haze of their previous releases and confirm that they are more than just a novelty act. With their two previous albums, Real Estate has proven that simplicity is the key to their popularity. Their dreamy arrangements and pop melodies feel pleasant and nostalgic, and never required much investment from the listener. With Atlas, we are faced with a maturation. The lyrics speak of time, regret, and alienation and the production is more polished, creating a deeper and more complex listen. The band may be growing up, but the core of what makes Real Estate feel so genuine remains intact: a bunch of suburban guys who want to have fun and play music. Who can complain with that?
Pharrell Williams has truly outdone himself in his latest album, G I R L. It’s an adventurous summer-lovin’ album with an interesting set of guest appearances from artists across the music industry’s spectrum. This 10-song mixture has interesting collaborations with Justin Timberlake, Miley Cyrus, Kelly Osbourne, Daft Punk, Alicia Keys, and Timbaland, to name a few. The best way to describe such an album is that it really tries to make you feel happy. It also has an emotional jazzy side to add a final touch. Already, the latest single off the album, “Happy,” has garnished 100 million views on YouTube alone. If you are looking for a summer time set list of tunes to jam to either in the car or in the club, G I R L is definitely an album for you. Finally, someone in the industry is making real music again, and still hitting the mainstream airwaves with a bang.
Trust unleashes a more mature and complex sound on his sophomore effort, Joyland. Originally a two-piece effort, Trust is now composed uniquely of Toronto-based artist Robert Alfons. Following up his Juno-nominated debut album TRST, Alfons attempts to find a balance between upbeat, synthy house music and darker techno, and does so with relative ease. Most of Joyland has a lighter, dreamy feel to it: album opener “Slightly Floating” perpetuates a feeling of being caught up in a synth-fuelled dream. The album then moves into murkier soundscapes on tracks like “Are We Arc?” and “Four Gut,” all the while maintaining a retro-inspired dance-ability. At times, the album borders on overly eurobeat techno, but tracks like “Barely” remind us that Alfons is able to create an atmosphere that is both intricate and fun.
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>> Andre 3000 plays Jimi Hendrix in anticipated biopic Jimi: All Is By My Side When Outkast is not busy headlining a million festivals this year, frontman Andre 3000 can be seen playing Jimi Hendrix in the awaited biopic Jimi: All Is By My Side. Set to premiere at Austin’s South by Southwest Music Festival on March 12, director John Ridley started this project seven years ago, said Rolling Stone. Ridley was highly inspired by Hendrix’s “Sending My Love to Linda” and wanted to know more about the girl in the title, and found out how much she inspired Hendrix. An exclusive clip of the biopic can be found on rollingstone.com, specifically a scene between Hendrix and the famous Linda Keith. Hendrix’s estate, however, is hesitant on the idea, making it so the feature won’t be including any of the guitarist’s original songs. Still, Andre will be seen covering Muddy Waters, The Beatles and other influential artists.
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Profile // sports
Remembering his time at Concordia The long-time Stingers sniper says adieu to the University’s program Andrew Maggio Staff writer
They say all good things come to an end. They never say how they might end, though. With the Stingers down 8-4 in the third period of game two in their Ontario University Athletics (OUA) conference first-round playoff series against the McGill Redmen, time was running out on George Lovatsis’ Canadian Interuniversity Sport (CIS) men’s hockey career. The Stingers had lost game one and a loss in this game would eliminate them from playoff contention, much earlier than any of the Stingers would have ever hoped, especially Lovatsis. The fifth-year captain did everything he could that night to drag his team back into the game; but the deficit was too great, the Redmen’s lead was insurmountable. The normally mild-mannered Lovatsis had two outbursts of emotion in the final game. The first was a moment of blind rage. Lovatsis gave a solid hack to the back of a Redmen’s player’s leg. Lovatsis then slammed the penalty box door behind him as he was sent off for slashing. Lovatsis was watching his career end in the last possible way he could have ever imagined, but he made sure to make his presence felt one last time. The second was the outpouring of heartfelt tears into the shoulder of his head coach, Kevin Figsby. They stood alone on the ice near the Stingers bench in a long embrace, exchanging a few words as the moment overcame them. “I’ve been here for five years. This is what my life has been the last five years. This is pretty much the end of the era of me being here,” said the Markham, Ont. native. “I was thinking about all the things I’ve experienced here, all the good things and the bad things. I’ve learned so much over the past five years from being here.” “He [Figsby] just said that he was proud of me, that it was a good five years together. That was pretty much it. It was more just emotional, just tears flowing more than anything else,” said Lovatsis. “George has been a pleasure to coach over the past five years. He’s matured as a player and as a young man,” said Figsby. “We don’t usually have players with us who stay for the entire five years, since a lot of them are [major junior] players who’ve already been going to school before coming here. We’re lucky when we have a guy for three, four years, so to have a guy come in as early as George did from when he got here to him graduating now, it’s been a real treat to watch.” After half a decade of early morning practises, late-night road trips and countless glorious on-ice moments, you’d think Lovatsis would have a few special stories to share. Instead of specific moments, what he’ll fondly reminisce about the most were the people he spent those five years with. “I think it’s all the teammates I’ve had over
>> Habs land big fish on deadline day
Montreal hasn’t been known to make huge deals at the trade deadline but this year was an exception. The Canadiens have consistently been criticized for not having enough big guys on forward who could score, but they may have solved that with the acquisition of New York Islanders forward Thomas Vanek and a conditional fifth round pick in exchange for Habs prospect Sebastian Collberg and a second round pick in this year’s draft, as first reported by TSN. Vanek has been in the league since being drafted by the Buffalo Sabres in 2005 and has been a model of consistency, scoring at least 20 goals every season. This is Vanek’s third team of the year after being traded from Buffalo to New York earlier in the year. The Islanders offered Vanek a seven year, $50 million extension, which he rejected, TSN also reported. This put Islander general manager Garth Snow in a vulnerable position and forced his hand to trade Vanek and get something in return. Vanek will be wearing number 20 for the Habs, which was last taken in 2013 by Colby Armstrong.
>> Trouble in Lovatsis’ Legacy: the captain leaves Concordia after five seasons. photo by Brianna Thicke
the years,” said Lovatsis. “Every single one of them have been a great teammate. I’ve never had a problem with anyone. I think that’s one important thing to take from the past five years, just the relationships I’ve made over the time I was here with my teammates. That’s the thing that stands out the most.” Lovatsis was rewarded for his strong play and leadership qualities over his first four years by being named captain by Figsby before this season. Figsby could have put it to a players vote, but he knew that either way, Lovatsis would be the one wearing the ‘C’ over his heart. “You get the opportunity to watch the guys grow and mature,” said Figsby. “George came in and he was a quiet, unassuming, pretty shy kid. To be honest he hasn’t changed all that much except I’ve seen his maturity and leadership capabilities have grown, and that’s precisely why when we we’re looking at making a leadership group going into this season I decided to name George the team captain. Just watching him play, watching his leadership on the ice, off the ice, we knew it was a good opportunity for us as a young team to have a mature young man like George as our leader this year.” “It was an honour to be named captain,” said Lovatsis. “Coming in I knew we were going to have a young team and I knew it was going to be my job to guide them along in the right direction this year, just by teaching them from my experiences. It was a good learning experience for me too, and I hope they learned from me.” Reflecting on his career, Lovatsis saw the
most of his personal growth happen off the ice. He had to learn to fend for himself while being away from home, on top of having to balance the hectic student-athlete lifestyle. Now that his time at Concordia is drawing to a close, he’s ready to look ahead. A fork in the road awaits him; continue his hockey career or join the workforce right out of school? With the potential of going pro with a couple of teams in France, Lovatsis has some big decisions to make. “If there are opportunities there, it’s definitely something I’d like to pursue,” he said. “There might be some opportunities in France to go pro. If something comes up and it’s worth it for me then I’ll definitely consider it. For now there’s nothing set in stone and eventually I’ll have to start looking ahead to getting a job and start making money, stuff like that. So it really depends on if it’s worth it and if it’s a good experience and whatnot.” “If not, the plan is to apply to teacher’s college in Ontario and hopefully within the next three years become a teacher,” said Lovatsis. When people look back on Lovatsis’ career, they’ll remember the smooth skating stride and the lighting-quick release that led to 56 career CIS goals, including playoffs. Lovatsis, though, wants to be remembered for his role as an individual off the ice as opposed to his role as a sniper on it. “I hope I’m remembered as a good person, as a good teammate, and as a good friend, as being there at the right time for my teammates and friends. I don’t know, I think I’m a good person, so I hope people will remember me for that.”
Vancouver
The Roberto Luongo era in Vancouver has finally come to an end. The Canucks traded Luongo and prospect Steven Anthony to the Florida Panthers in exchange for goaltender Jakob Markstrom and forward Shawn Matthias, according to TSN. This is the second consecutive year that Vancouver has traded a starting goalie away after trading Cory Schneider at last year’s draft to the New Jersey Devils. After publicly trying to trade Roberto last year but unwilling to pay a part of the contract to do it, Vancouver decided to trade Schneider. It was assumed Luongo in turn would continue to be the number one guy this year. However, things turned ugly when backup goaltender Eddie Lack was given the start against the Ottawa Senators in the big Heritage Classic game earlier in the month in Vancouver. Luongo’s NHL career has seemingly come full circle, as he returns to where his career started.
>> Carleton Ravens CIS champions
This past weekend in Ottawa, the Carleton Ravens beat the Ottawa Gee-Gees in the Men’s university basketball championships 79-67. It is their fourth straight championship and 10th win overall in the past 12 years. In the bronze medal game, the Alberta Golden Bears beat the Victoria Vikes 61-53. The only Quebec team in the CIS top eight was McGill and they lost both of their games to Saskatchewan and Victoria.
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Many positives this season for Stingers hockey The Concordian looks at what the men and women’s teams need to do to improve next season Andrew Davis Staff writer
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his maximum five-year eligibility. The veteran winger was an undeniable leader of the team, and his departure will be noticed. With such a young team, leadership is a valued commodity. Lovatsis brought an incredible amount of leadership with him wherever he went. Although the season was a challenging one, there were still many positives that can be taken out of it. Star forward Olivier Hinse was a consistent bright spot throughout the season, finishing third in the Canadian Interuniversity Sports league (CIS) with 18 goals. Hinse also led the team with 34 points, while also bringing leadership and energy each and every game. Starting goalie Antonio Mastropietro was a workhorse for the team, playing in 20 of the team’s 28 games. On most nights, Mastropietro gave the Stingers a chance to win. Moving forward, the team will only get better as the younger players gain experience. Although losing Lovatsis and his leadership is a difficult pill to swallow, the team will continue to thrive under the leadership of Hinse, Kabbaj, Bernard and Kyle Armstrong. The Stingers have a very hopeful future ahead of them, and the Stingers will become more experienced and competitive as a group.
Women’s hockey team The women’s hockey team finished with their best record in four years, but it was still a difficult season. Finishing the season with a 5-15 record, the Stingers struggled to produce offensively. Although the team played better than their record gives them credit for — seven of their losses were by one-goal margins — a lack of execution and consistency hurt their chances to succeed in the postseason. In their playoff series with the McGill Martlets, the Stingers lost by a score of 3-2 in a very close game one. Although the team
played well in that game, they were thrashed in the second by a score of 10-2, ending their season in a disappointing fashion. Inconsistencies cost the team in the end. The 10-2 loss was also the last game for four of the veteran Stingers, most notably their captain Erin Lally. Although this leaves the team with a huge loss of both experience and leadership, it is an opportunity for younger Stingers to step up and become leaders. The team can definitely build off a frustrating season. They know their final record is not a fair reflection of how they played, and they will be looking to better that next year.
The men’s hockey season was filled with obstacles to overcome. The team was hit very hard with injuries, the most notable being their firstline winger Jessyco Bernard and alternate captain Youssef Kabbaj. Although teams never like to use injuries as an excuse, it made success much harder to come by for the Stingers. The defensive core was severely victimized by injuries, with only one defenceman playing in all 28 games. The Stingers had a very young team this year, with 13 first-year players on the roster. After making it to the post-season for the first time in three years, the team’s lack of experience may help explain an early exit from the playoffs against the heavily favoured McGill Redmen. A team with so many new players will also have a difficult time creating chemistry, something that will develop as the players continue to play together in the coming years. The team came close to defeating the Redmen in the first game of their playoff series, but a few breakdowns in a matter of minutes cost them dearly. The Stingers kept the second game close until the midway point of the game, when the Redmen’s offensive skill took over the game and buried the Stingers. The difference in both skill and experience was clear between the two teams. The team also said farewell to their beloved captain, George Lovatsis, who reached The Concordia Stingers returned to the playoffs this season, but both teams fell to McGill in two straight games. Photos by Brianna Thicke
Opinion // sports
Concordians optimistic about baseball’s future in MTL The MLB is set to return to the Olympic Stadium on March 28 and 29 Matthew Shanahan Staff writer
September 29, 2004: The Montreal Expos host the Florida Marlins at the Olympic Stadium in front of 31,395 fans in what would be their last game in front of the Montreal faithful. That very same day, Major League Baseball (MLB) announced it would be relocating the Expos franchise to Washington, D.C. at the end of that season. With an NHL lockout on the rise, it would prove to be a tough time for Montreal sports fans. For the first six years that the Expos were no more, baseball seemed to be slowly disappearing in Montreal. But things have turned around for the better for Montreal baseball. Minor things such as the induction of former Expo Andre Dawson into the Baseball Hall of Fame, the death of Gary Carter, and the creation of the Montreal Baseball Project are only some of the things that have given Montreal baseball fans a renewed sense of hope. “Just the excitement that’s already risen is positive reinforcement to the thought of having baseball come back to Montreal,” said Stingers’ baseball player, Matthew Adams-Whitaker. “Seeing how the media is all over it, and there are
already speculations about getting a team back here, I think our chances are increasing!” Last summer, Montrealers headed to Toronto in July to watch a Blue Jays game to show major league baseball that Montrealers are a passionate fan base. Over 1,000 Expos fans appeared in left field on that sunny Saturday afternoon. But the biggest step forward yet is that the Toronto Blue Jays will host the New York Mets in a twogame exhibition series at the Olympic Stadium on March 28 and 29 of this year. “It’ll definitely help gain attention, especially if the fans fill up the Olympic Stadium,” said Concordia student Adrien Travers. “But at the end of the day it’s [going to] depend on whether the dollars fit and if the MLB is open to the idea or not.” “The Jays-Mets series will reveal how committed Montreal is to baseball,” said Concordia student Giordano Cescutti. “I believe the fans took the team for granted prior to them leaving. If they happen to return, fans will never let them leave.” Returning franchises are nothing new to the MLB. We’ve seen it become a success in cities such as Seattle and Washington. However not all Concordians share the same level of excitement: “It’s a good start but a lot more research and development would need to be done,” Daniele Iannarone said. “I don’t think it can be used as a measuring stick to determine whether baseball belongs here or not.” It’s known around Montreal’s baseball community that there is one common denominator
that needs to be established if this city is ever going to get a new franchise. “With a new stadium and with better location we have a recipe for success,” said Stingers’ pitcher, Alex Kechayan. “If we can fill up the Big O watching two random teams, then we can surely fill a brand new stadium watching our Expos,” said Justin Ferrara, also a Concordia student. Warren Cromartie, the founder of Montreal Baseball Project and former Montreal Expos outfielder has already tweeted that over 100,000 tickets have been sold. However it is not all sold out just yet. If you want to take part in bringing baseball back Montreal, get your tickets now. Small quantities of tickets are still available at evenko.ca.
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Editorial // opinons
Can I sit on your lap? Standing is a problem on shuttle It’s not laziness, standing on the shuttle bus is painful
If you’ve ever ridden the shuttle bus then you know that it can get pretty crowded and if you’ve ever been unlucky enough to have to stand throughout the 25 minute ride, you know how terrible it can be. Unlike riding with the STM, the Concordia shuttle bus doesn’t make any stops. Because it doesn’t make any stops there is no opportunities for people to get off and for seats to open up. As a result anyone boarding the shuttle when all the seats are full must stand. This isn’t so bad when there’s only a few other people standing, but it’s murder when the bus is full.Chances are you’ll be
pushed up against a post or holding on for dear life to a bar above your head as the bus makes sharp turns and sudden stops. And if you’re on the shorter side holding on to that bar can feel like you’re on a medieval torture rack. Throw in backpacks, lunch bags, purses and bulky winter coats and the walls are not only closing in but they’re pungent and clammy. This does not make for a pleasant experience. Shuttle buses are often crammed because students need to make it to their classes and they can’t afford to wait for the next bus to arrive. Not only do students have to wait the 20 to 25 minutes for the next bus to arrive but there’s also the 25 minute ride itself, which adds up to 50 minutes. This makes students desperate to get on the first shuttle bus.
Therefore the university either needs to double the number of buses leaving at the same time or else decrease wait times so that if one shuttle bus is full the next one will be along in five minutes, leave in five minutes and allow students to make it to class without being made into the equivalent of a sardine in a can. Is this a first world problem? Is this needless griping over being uncomfortable? Perhaps, but it’s not just about personal comfort, it’s also about safety. Although as far as we are aware there have been no accidents on board the shuttle bus, passengers are likely to suffer bruises, strained arms and legs and are at risk for a number of potentially more serious injuries. Just because it hasn’t happened yet doesn’t mean some unfortunate student won’t lose their balance on a sharp turn
and either knock into other students or be thrown into a post or onto the floor. This could result in their being stepped on, banging their head, twisting an ankle or a wrist, spraining a knee, or worse. Also, what’s wrong with wanting to be comfortable? If students are paying for the shuttle bus service, shouldn’t it be an experience they enjoy? The live mapping screens that show where the bus is are not really useful. Who cares where the bus is? If it’s not at the bus stop to pick you up, then it doesn’t matter that it’s on Sherbrooke, you’re downtown, that’s not going to help you. What would help you is if there was another bus you could get on that wasn’t full to bursting that would get you to class on time. Why wasn’t money spent on more buses instead of flashy-but-useless screens?
Social // opinions
Millennials are drunk on Facebook likes The power of social media rears its ugly head with the latest craze called NekNominations Antoni Nerestant Contributor
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or those of you who have been lucky enough to have been shielded from such ignorance, the recent NekNomination craze is a disturbing practice which calls for people to chug large quantities of alcohol and then nominate others to replicate the senseless ritual. I have seen my fair share of foolish viral videos, but these ones take the cake — by a landslide. While watching some of these videos, I simply shook my head in disbelief. I began to search for the appropriate
words to describe the continuously growing phenomenon we call social media. With it, I have noticed a troubling contradiction: empowerment and destruction. One undoubtedly feels a jolt of confidence knowing that without any specific expertise, hundreds, thousands or even millions of online audience members can endorse their thoughts and actions by sharing or “liking” them on social media. Yet, in such a wide network where content is infinite, we are endlessly bombarded with entertainment options that make the fight against our low attention spans even more challenging. For many, standing out is not only a top priority, it’s the only priority. And as we somehow grew accustomed to the ini-
tial wave of NekNomination videos, the extreme lengths to which NekNominees go to get their 15 minutes of social media fame reveal just how destructive these platforms can be. When a person, seemingly without giving it a second thought, is willing to include urine in their alcoholic beverages or to follow their guzzling exploits by diving into a river in order to “stand out,” it begs the question, how far will some go to reach a pointless objective? Sadly, there have been at least five deaths around the world that have been linked to this farcical game. Jonny Byrne, a 19-year-old from Carlow, Ireland, died last month after drinking a pint and jumping into the river.
An optimistic take on these senseless tragedies is that they will hopefully raise awareness about the hazards of NekNomination stunts, and ultimately help scale back the negligence that is evidenced in online behaviour. Unfortunately, I am not one of those optimists. Social media replicates and considerably enhances the pressurized environment found in high schools and colleges. “We found in our study that people, college students, are not getting a sense of social support from being on the phone,” UCLA developmental psychologist Patricia Greenfield told CBC News, Feb. 24. “They’re getting social support through bigger networks and having a sense that their audience is large.” Social media metrics through which we express approval such as retweets, likes and views dominate the thoughts of those who are on a quest for social acceptance. Along with other attention-desperate stunts caught on camera, NekNomination videos excel in all of these categories. These larger networks breed more peer pressure, which in turn leads to more careless behaviour. They become indisputable social proof that outlandish acts can be someone’s ticket to Internet superstardom. In fairness, these platforms enable us to connect with others beyond all boundaries as well as exchange information and ideas. Unquestionably, the content shared on social media is not always cringe-worthy. Instead of condemning social media together, I prefer to highlight the astounding sharpness of its double-edged sword: empowering and destructive. However, these online drinking binges have me wondering if the former outweighs the latter.
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PROS & CONS // opinions
The Concordian’s editors go head-tohead on today’s head-to-toe looks
P r o s
C o n s
Today’s fashion allows for more flexibility and provides a better means for self-expression
Our generation, reliant on labelworship and reviving old trends, is stuck in a sartorial slump
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hink about the outfit you’re wearing right now. I bet you hardly thought twice about what you put on this morning. Now imagine this was 50 or so years ago. Do you think you’d still be able to wear that outfit? Probably not. Take a look back at the trends of the past: men wore suits, women wore skirts and dresses. Everybody always looked prim and proper, like they came straight out of a catalogue. If you’ve seen any period film, you know that it’s true. There’s nothing wrong with wanting to look polished all the time; if anything, their dedication is something to be admired but it now comes off as rigid. These looks left no room for imagination or individuality. Nowadays, we’re able to do so much more with our clothing than we ever could before. Women could never pull off some of the revealing outfits they wear today back in the ‘20s or ‘30s, and men who wore skinny jeans would probably have been ridiculed. But now, we hardly even bat an eye when we see somebody walking down the street wearing a strange or quirky outfit because that’s what is normal for us. A man wearing heels and leggings? Just a regular day in downtown Montreal. A girl wearing a crop top and cut off shorts? Looks like summer is coming!
Fashion has become a way for us to express our individual styles. We’re all different, and our clothes reflect that. We’re able to be ourselves. We don’t need to always look like we stepped out of a movie — though it doesn’t hurt every once in a while. In today’s society, we’re more or less free to dress however we want. If you have an off day, what the hell, why not wear sweatpants and a T-shirt? If you feel like dressing up, throw on a pair of kitten heels or a starched shirt and tie, and hit the town. Some people seem to put next to no effort into their looks, but if that’s how they like it, then who are we to judge them? We have so many options, and that means we can have fun with what we wear. Each season brings new and experimental trends that we can shape to suit our style. We can reinvent ourselves as often as we want. It would’ve been pretty hard to do that during a time when everybody basically looked exactly the same as each other. When you wanted to break free from the norm back then, you became an outcast. That’s not to say that doesn’t happen anymore, but it definitely takes a lot more than a woman wearing a pair of pants to cause a full-on controversy. The golden years may have brought a touch of refined glamour that will always be an inspiration to the fashion world. We’ll never forget the classic style icons like Audrey Hepburn or Marilyn Monroe, but it’s time for an update. Who has the time to look that put together every day? Not me!
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Think about the outfit you’re wearing right now. I bet you hardly thought twice about what you put on this morning.” And that, ladies and gentlemen, is a brief summary of the fundamental issue with the way we dress today: we’re too damn nonchalant and generally a little lazy. The idea of dressing “casually” is really just a euphemism. I am struck with a deep pity for Generation Y. Have I become too judgemental, or have we, as a society, become perpetually sloppy? Yes, the fashion of the “golden age” comes off as significantly more rigid than what we see on the daily in 2014. However, the biggest difference between modern “fashion” and its sartorial counterparts of the past is the time-worn emphasis on quality. Yes, people dressed similarly back in the ‘50s and ‘60s, but this was due to the fact that supply was rather limited. It was normal to own only a standard set of clothing: blouses, skirts, slacks, sturdy shoes, etc. A concise wardrobe, absolutely, but one that usually upheld a standard of quality that is hard to find in our modern “made in China” retail environments. What distinguished people from one another at the time, what defined their true creativity, was the well-honed ability to put themselves together in creative ways, despite sparse options. Style, real style, is the ability to work with what you have.
Today, we are fashion and luxury gluttons. More is more. There is no shortage of options or trends to experiment with, and our clothes are expected to speak for us. Designers reign supreme, and head-to-toe labels are what constitute, to some, a regular “everyday” outfit. Labels don’t speak to anything but the size of your stock portfolio or your line of credit, yet they are continuously mistaken to be the epitome of elegance and status. Frankly, the standard female uniform in winter — Rudsak or Canada Goose coat, Pajar boots, Michael Kors or Longchamp purse — is redundant and tacky. It’s funny, for a generation that asserts their “uniqueness” and that takes pride in their ability to express themselves through clothing, I’m seeing large groups of people looking very much alike. Also, unlike the ‘50s and ‘60s, it is seemingly much harder to implement new and exciting trends today. Millennials thrive off of this concept of “reviving” or “reinventing” old styles and patterns of dressing. Think along the lines of “nouveau grunge,” the rebirth of shoulder pads, and the second wave of plastic neck chokers. Its amazing how we, as a society, think we have such a definitive wardrobe when we are essentially recycling old ideas and passing them off as our own. People are quick to cite Marilyn and Audrey as their style icons, yet the way they dressed and carried themselves has little to no resonance now. We use words like “distressed” and “carefree” to justify the fact that we are willing to go out in ruined or ill-fitting clothes. The idea of investing time and attention to the way we look is slowly slipping. Classiness (as conveyed by clothing) is a seriously underrated virtue.
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Humour // opinions
Humour: Starbucks barista finally snaps Samantha Summers University of Toronto (CUP)
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ORONTO (CUP) — Patrons of a downtown Starbucks were shocked yesterday when a fellow patron had coffee thrown at her by barista Crystal McAdams. Loretta Lafont, age 20, only meant to get a cup of coffee before heading to her afternoon chemistry tutorial. Instead, she found herself sporting burns after being attacked by McAdams.
Rajesh Sharma, who was standing behind Lafont in line, saw the whole ordeal. “It was really strange,” he says. “I mean, this girl – Loretta, I guess – just ordered a medium black coffee and then that crazy barista started screaming and throwing cups of coffee at her.” According to other onlookers at the scene, McAdams was overheard shouting, “It’s called a grande! A fucking grande! Not a goddamned medium!” All the while, Lafont cowered behind her purse, attempting to dodge the scalding beverage being thrown her way.
“Everyday, I hear the same thing from customers,” a seething McAdams told reporters later. “I’ll have a medium, a medium, a goddam medium. But we don’t serve mediums, you see? We serve grandes.” McAdams then broke off into maniacal laughter and was led away by a member of the Toronto police force. It is unclear at press time if McAdams will face charges for assault; however, it has become clear that her employment with Starbucks will be terminated at this time. “We see it from time to time,” McAdams’s manager, James Tyler, said. “We call
it ‘The Madness’. Sometimes a barista just gets too invested, you know? They get in too deep and there’s no coming back from it. That’s when we have to let them go. It’s rough but that’s the business.” Typically employees who have suffered from “The Madness” end up in need of extreme psychological counselling. As of press time, Loretta is expected to make a full recovery from “The Madness.” Said Lafont, “So is anybody going to get me that coffee? The service here is unbelievable,” while still nursing burns from the scalding hot coffee thrown at her.
Wordsearch // opinions
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CUP // ETC
Tuesday, March 11, 2014 Vol. 31 Issue 24 The questions have been
Amanda L. Shore Editor-in-Chief editor@theconcordian.com
nagging us for a decade: did
Damien ever get his pink shirt back? Does Aaron still look
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sexy with his hair pushed
back? Did “fetch” ever hap-
Sloane Montgomery News editor news@theconcordian.com
pen? Luckily, Mean Girls fans will likely be getting some
answers. Both Lindsay Lohan
Sabrina Giancioppi Life editor life@theconcordian.com
and Tina Fey have confirmed that there is a reunion in the
Roa Abdel-Gawad Arts editor arts@theconcordian.com
works, and baby Plastics
everywhere are rejoicing.
Get out the cheese fries and
Jessica Romera Music editor music@theconcordian.com
toaster strudel, and prepare
to (once again) be personally
Samantha Mileto Sports editor sports@theconcordian.com
victimized by Regina George.
@ARealBF Mean Girls came out 9 years ago and it’s still the most relevant thing I’ve ever seen.
Lindsay Richardson Interim Opinions editor opinions@theconcordian.com Keith Race Photo editor photo@theconcordian.com
@CommonWhiteGal If you’re a girl and you’ve never seen Mean Girls then why are you even a girl.
Natasha Taggart Online editor online@theconcordian.com
@VeronicaGrandex That was a Mean Girls quote. That means it’s not offensive.
Jennifer Kwan Graphics editor graphics@theconcordian.com Elizabeth Tomaras Christina Rowan Milos Kovacevic Copy editors copy@theconcordian.com
@emmamorreale We only care about Miley’s new hair cut and a mean girls reunion, not caring if a plane crashes and 300 people are missing or dead.
Besher Al Maleh Marilla Steuter-Martin Production assistants
@betchesluvthis Unlike fetch, a MEAN GIRLS REUNION is happening.
Milos Kovacevic Assistant News editor Angela De Cicco Assistant Life editor
@GabrielleCee I hope the mean girls reunion shows Kadey being ran over by a bus, it will explain Lindsay’s terrible face. #MeanGirlsReunion
Jocelyn Beaudet Assistant Arts editor Jonathan Cohen Assistant Music editor
@OriginalLeeMays A “Mean Girls” reunion is happening, because the profits from the original movie went right up Lindsay Lohan’s nose.
Tim Lazier Assistant Sports editor Marco Saveriano Assistant Opinions editor Editorial office 7141 Sherbrooke St. Building CC-Rm 431 Montreal, QC H4B 1R6
@HCArkansas There is a Mean Girls reunion in the works........... Will we finally get to meet Glen CoCo??
514-848-2424 ext. 7499 (Editor-in-Chief)
@jodie_crossland Mean girls reunion would be the best thing ever unless they killed it and then I would have to kill people
Pascale Cardin Business manager business@theconcordian.com Tyson Lowrie Cindy Lopez Ruben Bastien Board of directors directors@theconcordian.com
@eleanor_banks This mean girls reunion thing better not be a lie because I don’t think I can emotionally deal with that kind of heartache @Oh_Goody Can you believe it’s been 10 years since we started wearing Pink on Wednesdays? #MeanGirlsReunion
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Events of the Week Art:
Hybrid Bodies @ Phi Centre until March 15 Art Matters @ Throughout Montreal until March 21 Noble, Jin, Friesen and Flannigan @ FOFA until March 28 Déviant Élixir @ BBAM! until March 28 Oscillations of the Visible @ Leonard and Bina Ellen Gallery until April 12 Automatic Ruins @ OBORO until April 12 Illustrating Medicine @ Media Gallery until May 1 Peter Doig: No Foreign Lands @ MMFA until May 4
Theatre:
Horror Story @ Segal Studio until March 14 Deaf Snow White @ Players’ Theatre until March 15 The Aeneid @ La Chapelle Theatre until March 15 Rodin/Claudel @ Les Grands Ballet until March 22 Motherhouse @ Centaur Theatre until March 23 Glengarry Glen Ross @ Segal Centre until March 30
Music:
Bliss with Nomads on Wheels @ Divan Orange March 11 Jason Rosenblatt @ Bily Kun March 11 Felix Stussi Duo @ Bily Kun March 12 Groenland @ Corona Theatre March 13 Islands with Escondido @ La Sala Rossa March 13 Full Moon TV Show Party @ L’Abreuvoir March 16
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Art Management Workshop with Jane Needles @ QDF until March 12 My Brooklyn @ Cinema Politica March 17 Art Souterrain festival @ Underground City until March 16