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By Alyssa Chantal P. Moreno

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he satirical movie, ‘Don’t Look Up’, written by Director Adam McKay and featuring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence won the 2021 American Film Institute Award (AFI) Movies of the Year. The plot centered on two astronomers who were desperate to warn mankind of the approaching comet that would soon destroy Earth. With six months to convince the people, they go on a venture to disseminate the truth to the media about mass extinction.

According to McKay, the title of the film is a metaphor to the reaction of the people nowadays towards issues of climate change. The public, the scientists, and the policy-makers ‘don’t look up’ to the realities of the upcoming and current problems faced by Earth. He mentioned how ignorance in society leads to danger. Their narrative was just another story being brushed aside instead of being taken seriously. Now, these events are happening in real life.

Let the Earth breath On April 6, National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) Climate Scientist Peter Kalmus alongside three scientists—physicist Greg Spooner, Engineer Eric Gill, and science educator Allan Chornak—were arrested in Los Angeles for protesting by chaining themselves to the doors of the JPMorgan Chase building. They indicated that the planet only has three to five years left. This protest was organized by the Scientist Rebellion, a group of scientists calling for a climate revolution.

According to an American online media company INSIDER, Chase Bank is the worst fossil fuel bank in the world, with JPMorgan Chase financing this by spending approximately $317B on fossil fuels from 2016 to 2020. Protestors called out the company to divest from coal, oil, and gas due to its alarming contributions to climate change. They posted a paper on the wall stating that the government intends to produce more than twice the amount of fossil fuels in 2030 than to be “consistent with limiting warming to 1.5C.” These scientists wore lab coats that had the Extinction Rebellion (XR) logo, which displayed a symbol of a circled hourglass representing a warning that time is running out for many species.

Kalmus emotionally stated, “We’ve been trying to warn you for so many decades.” He captured the attention of millions of people witnessing his protest streamed live on Facebook. “I’m here because scientists are not being listened to. This is so much bigger than any of us,” he reiterated. These scientists have taken the risk for Earth which they call “the gorgeous planet.”

Ways to help Earth

Since the movement, #LetTheEarthBreathe has been trending all over social media. People have been advocating about deleting unwanted emails and changing browsers to help the planet breathe. According to Lumina Homes, energy is needed to process emails which are then archived for future reference in various servers throughout the globe. These servers are housed in large data centers that utilize huge quantities of power derived still from fossil fuels. This contributes to global carbon dioxide emissions, which is why people have been encouraging others to delete unnecessary emails consistently.

Premier pop culture channel POP INQUIRER mentions that though it is a good thing to do, “The simple answer and what other users have been telling others is no. Those things aren’t enough to save the Earth.” Small actions do not have much of an effect if these corporations and private companies continue to do harmful damage. It is corporate greed that is to be addressed and they must be held accountable.

Small actions such as saving electricity, planting trees, conserving water, recycling, etc. are still contributing to the betterment of Earth. However, if big corporations do nothing to change their actions and see the bigger picture, none of the little impactful things will matter.

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“We need a billion climate activists. I encourage everyone to consider where we’re heading as a species, and to engage in civil disobedience and other actions. The time is now. We’ve waited far too long. Mobilize, mobilize, and mobilize. Mobilize before we lose everything,” Kalmus advocates.

The Scientist Rebellion has already been sounding the alarm of climate change, and we must look up to the realities of this problem. It must not be ignored nor be seen as another story that will be forgotten. Kalmus tells us to do our part as citizens—to be climate activists by utilizing our voices to demand action. If we truly wish to let the Earth breathe, then we must engage in activism with the public.C

I’m here because scientists are not being listened to. This is so much bigger than any of us.

Peter Kalmus

Climate Scientist at National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA)

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Holabels, may panibagong reading na naman si akezkez para sa ating mga Xaverian Huskies! Okay pa ba ang nanats all? Ug dili, kebs lang pud, everybody has their bad days. Forgive yourselves for your lapses dahil kung ang Diyos nga kayang magpatawad, puwes hindi ako Diyos! For today’s reading, take what resonates, leave what doesn’t emz!

Aquarius (Arctic Monkey fan na gatekeeper) Unsa’y perti nimo’g pamalit ug wow nga sanina oi nga required man mag uniform ang mga Xaverian Huskies? Ako pa nimo gibayad nalang nako na’s akong mga utang!

Lucky Charm: Iphone 13

Aries (Alpha personality nga sigeg hisgot ug crypto ug nft) Murag sa wala’y pag-duha duha magka love life jud ka karung f2f, ‘yan ay kung wala ka’y problema mahimong kabet.

Lucky Charm: Laughing Buddha nga naghilak

Cancer (Zack Tabudlo/Phum Viphurit fan nga discord admin) Biktima ng study first, sasalubungin ng I’ll love you at your worst.

Lucky Charm: Karma sa imong ex

Capricorn (Astrology Girl/Boy nga taga Xavier Heights) Ang theme sa inyong GA karung f2f kay “jejemon”, tapos I can sense gyud my brothers and sisters in Christ nga murag sa imo mang-ulos ug sanina ang imong mga classmates.

Lucky Charm: Bato sa I wanna be a tutubi

Gemini (Misogynist ga mahadlok sa mama ) Dili ni hula-hula lang kay murag kinahanglan na gyud nimog f2f kay ana ka gub-on nalang ang Bulkang Mayon para muundang na ug buto.

Lucky Charm: Goodmorning Towel (Dapat siningtan na!)

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DEMODOG STORMBRINGER UNO CARD YAKULT DIO’S STONE MASK

Leo (Mysterious person Macabalan ) This will be your year, your year para mahibal-an kung kinsa man gyud ang gasab-it anang imong mga pangandoy nga kinahanglan paman na abuton, hasol ba!

Lucky Charm: Wealth Ship (kinawat)

Libra (Valorant e-girl/boy) Di daw mahilig sa bata pero naay ginatawag ug baby? What is this behavior? Pero sige lang, gaka-kita na nako nga di mo magdugay… sa talking stage uy, kalma!

Lucky Charm: Fine China ni mama

Pisces (“Sa ganda mong yan wala ka pang insurance” Insurance seller) Finally, finally finallyyyyy! Pipiliin po tayo for today’s videow opo, pipiliing pang-Character development. Pak let’s go #IDE #BobThe Builder

Lucky Charm: Merienda ni Chito

Taurus (Ben & Ben fan nga masuko sa gainom ug latte) I can see it, money is coming your way, hala wait lang…. GABAHA! Gabaha ang mga bayrunon!

Lucky Charm: Fortune Cat (naka gwiyomi)

Virgo (“Born in the wrong generation” nga tambay sa TikTok) Wala sa gipa-overthink tika pero what if ang imong sun and moon ga good morning ug goodnight na sa iyang katapad karung f2f.

Lucky Charm: Lucky Bamboo sa inyong silingan

Sagittarius (“Wala ma’y mabag-o maski pag kinsa madaog” Cycling enthusiast) Single ka? Palit ug coke kaw. Dili japon ka kauyab pero at least naa ka’y coke.

Lucky Charm: Feng Shui (naay pakapin maghilak kada gabii)

Scorpio (Slowed+reverb Cogon) Kaning mga scorpio I can see gyud sa aking bolang kristal nga naay muabot sa ilang kinabuhi nga loyal, loyal sa ilang girl or boy bestfriends.

Lucky Charm: Koi Fish (Dili tung tikoy)

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New XU Organizations slated for AY 22-23

By Ding Bat

In a Riddet post published on May 31, the University released a list of proposed organizations and clubs to be institutionalized alongside the renewal of face-to-face classes for the next AY. Under the subreddit, r/SibyerWhatsTheMater, the different organizations were announced via a poll, in an effort to promote discourse amongst the XU community. In a press briefing that occurred on the same day, Office of Student Awareness director Evanell Superbass divulged that this move was done so in the hopes of becoming more “meta.”

The University did not disclose what this means.

Furthermore, all prospective organizations and clubs were submitted by the different groups of the University’s student body. The list include the following: The Dance, Dance, Revolution Club, the Quirky Coffee Lovers Club, the Support Group sa mga Mahilig sa Talking Stage, the Samahan ng Valorant E-boys looking for The One, and the Guard May Baliw Dito - Political Debate Society.

In other news, the proposal for a Gay-Straight Alliance or LGBTQIA+ Club was immediately rescinded by school officials. During the press briefing, admin spokesperson Ruffa Mhie assured that this move was “not meant to be homophobic” and that “[they] love the gays.”

In response to the subsequent student dissatisfaction, the University has allowed for a Lana Del Rey Stan Club, albeit in a more secret capacity. “We can only meet through Zoom, and not while using our school emails or wifi,” hopeful Lana Del Rey Stan president Brook Lyn commented. On the other hand, the Slay the Gay Away Club is scheduled to meet every Wednesday of the week.

Additionally, a handful of other school clubs and organizations were put on hold for feasibility reasons. “We do not have an ice rink,” insisted Mhie in response to the uproarious demand for competitive figure skating during the Intramurals. “And no, the Breakfast Club will NOT be handing out free meals,” they reiterated.

To vote for these upcoming school clubs and organizations, or to submit your own proposals, visit r/SibyerWhatsTheMater or turn in your forms in-person at the Office of Would-be Orgs (OWO).C

XU to implement color-coded face masks next AY

By Potatossy

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n accordance with the mandated Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) guidelines of the Department of Healthiness (DOH), XU will begin to require its faculty, staff and students to follow a set of color-coded face masks for AY 22 - 23. The Memorandum Of University Wellness Agreement (MOUWA) from the Commission on Higher Educationavility Discord (CHED) stated that the University is required to implement the color-coded face masks policy for the purpose of organization and minimization of cross contamination.

After comprehensive reviewing of the previous precautionary measures that the University has carried out in recent months, and despite requiring the usage of personal protective equipment (PPE), XU discerned that there are still loopholes in ensuring the safety of the community. “As per observation I have seen students asking for extra face masks during my site visitation,” affirmed by the Head of Health Policy and Systems Development (HPSD) Team Dr. John Sonn.

As we slowly transition into a blended learning modality, the University has decided to implement the color-coded facemasks based on the colleges and their departments: green for the College of Agriculture, red for the College of Arts and Sciences, gray for the College of Computer Studies, maroon for the College of Engineering, blue for the College of Nursing, yellow for the School of Business and Management, orange for the School of Education, violet for the School of Law and black for the School of Medicine.

The news attracted critical feedback from the public from both social media and the XU community. Claud Chase (BSEE 3) opposed, “Ngano mag color-coding paman sa face shield murag powerpuff girls rainbow lang ang peg.”

However, the University has viewed this policy implementation as an effective course of action to limit infection. Associate Executive Secretary Denna Lego expressed, “I believe that this will ensure a safer and conducive learning environment as this increases zone control. Nice pud ni kay organize [sic] na by color it would be much easier to identify students especially with the upcoming hybrid classes.”

XU’s improved precautionary measures will be fully implemented starting September 2022.C

XU to install air conditioners in all classrooms

By Quirkygirl

On July 1, University President Fr. Mars Beshy declared Memorandum 3435: Airconification of XU, which puts in gear the project of having air-conditioned classrooms in all of the buildings within the Main Campus, with its expected completion being by the start of AY 2022-2023 in August.

Listed among the concerns raised for the necessity of air conditioners (air-cons) were the following: cognitive and concentration levels decline significantly affecting students’ ability to learn and engage with new material, greater flexibility for teachers to schedule more mentally demanding lessons during the hottest parts of the day, and older adults are particularly more vulnerable to health risks from excessive heat (hhaircon, 2013).

An anonymous post on Fesbok page Eksyu Confessions elaborated on how difficult it could be to transition from attending online classes in their respective air conditioned rooms to sitting in on lectures in a very hot and humid environment with often broken ceiling fans. This post garnered similar lamenting responses about how the heat would be a primary detriment to their learning. Gojo-sunbae commented, “Ayha ra jud ko makapasar kung bugnaw ang room.”

This project had already been proposed several times in administrative meetings. However, the circumstances then didn’t permit the long-sought go signal of the board. “There had been many conflicts,” shared University Treasurer Leen Tek, “But now that the proposed tuition fee increase was approved, the budget for the upgrading of school facilities is now made possible.”

The admin settled on the TOSOT U-Crown Premium Series Inverter Split Type Aircon which retails for Php 75,995 and has the following features: Horse Power: 2 HP, Capacity: 18000, Power Supply: 220~240, Volt Frequency: 1/60 Ph/Hz, Power Input: 1530 W, Current Input: 4.9 A, and Airflow Volume: 850 m3/h. A total of 53 units were ordered from Luuh-zada.

Although it took a while, the longing for the school’s facilities to seem on par with other Ateneo schools will finally actualize. For the students especially, gone are the days of sweating profusely underneath sweaters and hoodies in the name of emanating the college student vibe.C

XU to launch in-campus food delivery app ‘Xavierians’ in AY 2022

By Rhaenyra

On July 5, the Office of Student Awareness (OSA) released a memo announcing the new feature in the Student Lifesaver Mishmash Ideal System (SLMIS)—an in-campus food delivery service called the ‘Xavierians’, exclusive only for XU students. It was noticed by University President Fr. Mamsh Tan that there is a need to feed hungry students to increase their drive and motivation in their incoming limited face-to-face classes.

This feature is aimed at cutting the long lines at the Magis Canteen and its concessionaires. “Finally, dili na jud ko kailangan mu-baklay gikan sa Engineering Building para mu-palit ug shawarma rice sa Magis,” said incoming senior student Pipay Keypie (ABIS 3).

According to OSA Director Evanell Superbass, “We want to give the students a treat that is only for them to eat. It is far different from PandaFood and DeliveryGrab.” Given that XU is a diverse community, there will be different cuisines present such as French, Filipino, Chinese, Indian, Italian, Greek, Spanish, and Mediterranean. If students are able to ace their major exams, each professor will give them a voucher worth Php 500. On holidays, students will only pay 50% of the delivery fee and on the President’s Day, all XU personnel and staff may order what they want for breakfast, lunch, and dinner as it will be paid by the XU President himself. Students may even purchase frozen goods, but this is only available for Xavierian Days.

Current Cool Students Gang (CSG) President Selena Gomez mentioned, “I am most certain that students will be inspired in their studies with SLMIS’s new feature. CSG wishes to work with OSA as well to create Dessert Day every Wednesday where all types of sweets are readily available for the students and staff of XU.” This includes candies, chocolates, gummies, cakes, lollipops, cupcakes, sours, chewing gum, and ice cream. In other words, every Wednesday, students should begin the day with something sweet on their rest day.

The Xavierians will be available on June 3, and it may also be downloaded on the app store where students must link it to their SLMIS accounts.C

XU to require history as a major subject

By Toti Marie

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tarting the next AY, history units will be a required major subject for all undergraduates in line with the University’s fight against disinformation and historical

revisionism.

Formerly labeled as minor subjects, history units have been a part of both the Filipino and XU curriculum. The University has two history subjects that all undergraduates are required to take–Readings in Philippine History and The Life and Works of Rizal. Now, said subjects carry a heavier load as they will be computed twice its grade equivalent in the Quality Point Index (QPI).

XU Department of Historians (XUDOH) Chair Majo Ha said that requiring history as a major subject could motivate students to take the course seriously, and hold it with high regard. “Disinformation and fake news has been very rampant in our country, especially during the elections. With this, we need competent students that know their history and stay true to it—and this starts at the school level,” Ha asserted.

However, the majority of the student body clamored against the initiative as it would add unnecessary “burden” to their already-loaded course schedules. “History is like tsismis. It is filtered and dagdag na rin, so, hindi natin alam what is [sic] the real history,” shared incoming third year student Ella Cross (BSED Eng 2). In college, the focus should be on subjects related to our field of work,” Cross added.

Additionally, students expressed their concerns regarding the subject’s tendency to require lengthy essays and reflection papers. Graduating student Matir Yalgerl (BS Psych 4) says that it is this very tendency that makes students dislike the subject at times. “Yes, we have to understand the lesson, but the point is, need ba mag-essay?” She opines.

In response, Jo Ha assured the students that the department has designed a reasonable course outline that will not deter students’ course schedules. “Our history subjects are just supplementary to what students have grasped in grade school and high school history. Thus, our professors will make sure that requirements are not too heavy for the students,” he shares.

The requirement will be fully implemented starting Aug 2022.C

XU to employ “People’s Choice Award” in selection of class valedictorian and salutatorian

By Ello Fritzgerald

On June 20, Vice President for Higher Education Dr. Julieto Dagalan announced a new method for the selection of the class valedictorian and class salutatorian that likens that of the familiar “People’s Choice Award.” This is an effort to “spice up” the selection game and to ensure that the people delivering the valedictory and salutatory speeches are good looking enough.

Dr. Dagalan explained that the deliberation of the selection of class valedictorian and class salutatorian will solely be based on the number of heart reacts a photo of the graduates will garner, which is to be released on the official Facebook page of the University. He also added that they already have a preliminary list of graduates who will be included in the post for reacts. “The list includes the prettiest and most handsome graduates from the different departments,” he said.

Dr. Dagalan explained that this effort began when they started to notice that less attractive people were being chosen as class valedictorians and class salutatorians. In an elaborate statistical analysis recently released by the Department of Accurate Statistics for Beautiful Humans (DASBH), about 79% of class valedictorians have a Beauty Rate (BR) of 3. The BR is a tool that gauges how attractive a person is, ranging from 1 to 10, with 1 being the least attractive and 10 being the most attractive. Dr. Dagalan elaborated that this is a “very alarming” matter that suggests that attractive people are less likely to be at the top. “We cannot afford to abandon the beauties of our University. We have to let the good-looking graduates take hold of the ceremony this time. I think it would also be a better sight for everyone to see,” he concluded.

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Reacting of photos will run from July 15 to July 20, closing exactly at 11:59PM on the final day. Students are encouraged to strictly only vote for the prettiest and most handsome candidates. Only heart reacts will be counted. The highest number of heart reacts will determine the class valedictorian, while the second highest number of heart reacts will determine the class salutatorian.C

XU to install coffee fountains throughout the campus

By Toti Marie

On June 24, the University, through Memorandum 3N1+1 announced its plans to install coffee fountains in various areas within the main campus in partnership with the Department of Coffee and Croissants (DOCC) Region X.

An addition to the regular water fountains, coffee fountains will serve as an added amenity that fit the needs of the student body, specifically in terms of morale and energy. Said machines will be scattered in every building within the campus in order to be more accessible to the students. Users need only to bring their containers to retrieve coffee from the fountains, and they are also offered additional milk, caramel or chocolate drizzle, and their choice of sinkers such as pearls, coffee jelly, or crushed Oreos.

Office of Student Awareness (OSA) director Cara Mel Makyato said that the installation plan is in line with the University’s thrust in sustaining and protecting the welfare of the students. “We see the need not only to provide free and ready access to water but also to coffee, as both are essential elements college students need to survive,” Makyato noted.

DOCC undersecretary Vani Lafreyp also said that the installation will encourage more schools and institutions to adapt to and provide for the ever-rising demand for coffee in the city. “Almost everyone in Cagayan de Oro is a coffee drinker. Everywhere you look, there is a new cafe popping up,” Lafreyp commented. He furthers by saying that the DOCC has enacted safeguards to make sure the coffee fountains were clean, well-made, and sustainable. “We have even partnered with local coffee brands in the region, so we are promoting our coffee farmers as well,” he ends.

The initiative was met enthusiastically by the student body. “Finally, finally, finally! Deserve jud kaayo ni sa students,” said Mat Chalatte (BS Bio 3). “It will serve as the daily caffeine boost that will push us to go to class,” Chalatte added. Incoming senior Amie Ricano (BSCE 3) also expressed her relief with this news, “Magamit najud akong metal straw set nga akong gipalit atong 2018.”

Installation will begin during the summer and is set to be fully operational by Aug 2022.C

Latin Honor Students receive cash prizes, courtesy of XU

By bhouszx_maqlit

The Office of Savings Administration (OSA) in partnership with the XU Department of Financial Affairs (XUDFA) created an initiative for all XU Latin Honor Students to be monetarily compensated according to their awards during this AY 2021-2022’s upcoming graduation on July 20-23. This new system aims to boost the morale of students in their studies and foster an environment for new learning and initiative.

The University decided on the initiative after evaluating student feedback on the e-learn platform, where students claimed that online classes are “very tedious” and that they “no longer have the motivation to perform well in class anymore.” In partnership with the Cruchever, an online survey was conducted to learn what problems are hindering these students and to decide on the ways the University can be of help to them.

Each laude has a corresponding reward— the higher the distinction, the bigger the benefit. Students whose cumulative QPI reaches 3.40 or higher but lower than 3.60 are set to receive P8,000 worth of face masks; students whose cumulative QPI reaches 3.60 or higher but lower than 3.80 will acquire a total of P10,000 with one box of Crispy Crema; while students whose QPI reaches 3.80 or above will collect P12,000 with a P500 gift certificate from Moonbaks. OSA Director Ivanell Superbass claimed that, as the pioneering batch of both the K-12 program and the online set-up, the students must be rewarded. “As the pioneers of the K-12 curriculum, it is only fair that they are compensated with up to 12,000 pesos too,” Superbass elaborated.

During this year’s Graduation Ceremony, all Latin Honor Students are asked to take a picture of themselves on stage as they are being awarded their respective medals as proof that they are eligible for the reward. Eligible students will then present the printed picture along with two valid XU IDs to OSA for claiming starting August 2529, one month after the 83rd Commencement Exercises. Inability to follow any of the above will forfeit their chances of claiming the reward.C

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XU Introduces New Sport

By Annabelle Lat

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ith the University transitioning to face-to-face classes next AY, Xavier University Pro-athletics Office (XUPaO) is proud to announce a brand new sport for the 2022-2023 edition of the University Intramurals.

In an exclusive interview with XUPaO Sports Coordinator Krix Tiu the department’s ambitious plan to “be the first university to hold a mental gymnastics event” was disclosed. Tiu highlighted that students will now get to showcase their absolute mental brilliance. “We have envisioned this sport to be the marquee event of the Intramurals,” she disclosed. Tiu also added that implementing a new variety of sports would mold not only camaraderie among Xaverian athletes but also their self-discipline.

Mental Gymnastics requires mental gymnasts to be able to artfully perform the most difficult and complex thought processes and to be able to perform it flawlessly. The sport will train the athletes to be more versatile in executing their performance. The ultimate goal is simple, never arrive at the obvious conclusions whilst performing Rob Veen’s greatest hit “Wonderful Tonight.”

Participants are expected to inventively throw everyone’s mind off the loop for three rounds and in each round the participant with the lowest score will be eliminated. The overall score is calculated by adding the execution and difficulty scores together. The participant with the highest score wins.

A panel of six judges determines the execution score. They’ll each start at ten and subtract points for any flaws or mistakes in artistry, execution, or technique. Each judge will determine their own score. The top and bottom scores will be removed. The average of the remaining scores will be used to determine the athlete’s overall execution score. Every skill also has a value assigned to it based on its difficulty.

Tiu also plans to introduce other ground breaking sports such as underwater hockey and chess boxing. Tryouts will begin September of the next AY.C

Nutribunz now available in XU

By Yssa C. Crett

As XU students start to transition back to face-to-face classes, food stalls in the Magic Canteen also start to re-open. Among the old favorites, a new stall opens with the comeback food product of the year—the Nutribunz which comes in trendy flavors for students to enjoy.

The original Nutribun was known in the 1970s as an enhanced bread product made to combat child malnutrition. Now, the more boosted Nutribunz by the Department of Signs and Tellenology (DOST) has more nutrients and trendy flavors for students to enjoy. According to DOST Secretary Fortune la Pinya, the department continues to do more research on the Nutribun which was originally developed by the International States Agency of International Development (ISAID). “We believe adding more flavors will encourage students to eat this boringlooking bread,” he adds.

There is a wide range of Nutribunz flavors to choose from. The simpler flavors include sweet potato, cheese, Belgian chocolate, and tuna flavors. On the other hand, flavors on the higher tier include chicken adobo, beef shawarma, and tiramisu. Lastly, the most sophisticated and most expensive flavors include wagyu beef and mutton tenders.

DOST partnered with the Department of Educationism (DepEd) to distribute Nutribunz for free in elementary and high school feeding programs, especially in places with high rates of malnutrition. Now, Nutribunz stalls will be placed in public and private schools across the country and will be sold at affordable prices starting at Php 5.

The simpler flavors will be available in all participating schools while the wagyu beef and mutton tenders will only be available in select stalls nationwide. XU was one of the institutions to avail of the special flavors that start from Php 100. Students can also add ramen, fruit salad, or milk tea for a more nutritious combo.

“I’m grateful for this opportunity that DOST gave us. Not only will students get to have additional snacks to enjoy on the campus, but they will also get to eat nutritiously,” shares University President Fr. Marz Tun. Soon enough, the Magic Canteen will be a sight of XU students eating nutritious buns.C

Editor’s Note

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Inspired by the fearlessness of trolls and fakes, I, along with my daring colleagues, will finally release a better, bolder, and more credible lampoon magazine. In our newest issue, we bring you XU’s remarkable plans to spice up the students’ dull campus life. New academic honors, a food delivery app, and air-conditioned classrooms are among those that XU has recently introduced.

Although I am overjoyed with all of XU’s unique additions, I can’t help but be concerned about the current events now that a new president is taking the helm. Since the campaign period, I have witnessed how detestable and ignorant people can be. To Melinda, I will never forget how you bombarded my messenger box with TokTik videos glorifying your candidate who can’t even be bothered to attend a debate session. And to Maribel, a celebrity endorser belting out “Rawr” by Kati Pewy is not a compelling reason to vouch for a candidate.

But thank goodness that this election has brought out the worst in others. Finally, I can remove unnecessary toxicity (out of sight, out of mind!) within my circle of friends. I just can’t believe some would go lengths into mocking and ridiculing others simply because of who they voted for. I mean, isn’t voting meant to help our country rather than fuel your stupid ego? I hope I’m wrong but based on my assessment, y’all are acting not normal.

It seems that elections have also been reduced to a contest of popularity. Solid track records and impressive platforms are no longer required because apparently fame is the trend nowadays. Some people are just so desperate for the country’s prosperity that they would rather choose an actor over a qualified lawyer. Who knew acting and politics could go so well? Perhaps with my esteemed reputation and stylishness, I can even run for a senatorial seat. Credentials and qualifications? Never heard of her.

For now, with a new president, I am thrilled about how we will usher into a thriving economy once more—I’ll finally get to experience the Golden Era of the Philippines!C

Cora Contrabida

Editor in Chief, TheCruchever

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DepEd plans out K-12+2, eyes two more years in basic ed curriculum

By Ding Bat

Plans to add two more years to the original K-12 curriculum are now in motion after the Department of Educationavility’s (DepEd) conference last June 29. In the conference, DepEd expressed that Vice President and Education Secretary Princess Sarah Duts’s plan of adding two more years for the mandatory military training for 18-year-olds will be enacted as soon as the following school year.

This plan stems from Duts’s ongoing crusade to push for mandatory military service even before being elected, it was in fact one of her significant platforms when she was still a candidate. After months of speculation, DepEd finally announced that they will continue on with Duts’s plan by reforming the basic education curriculum into K-12+2.

The two years that will be added as explained by DepEd will be allotted for the students’ military training. Under the new curriculum, students will learn basic commands, facings, camping, and surviving days without Grabanda and TokTik. They will also be taught to survive under duress by letting them live in a world where fake news is valid, criminals lead the government, and fame defeats credibility and hard work.

Activities under the curriculum include escape rooms, paintball fights, basic self-defense lessons, how to hold firearms (both online and offline) and to throw it back (a bomb).

The department is hopeful that these additional two years will bring positive changes to the curriculum and the students’ educational backgrounds. “Aside from the academic skills that we equip students, we must teach them important life skills as well,” as said by former DepEd secretary Maria Leonora Teresa Briones in the press conference.

Duts sees the additional two years as an advantage for the country. “This training ensures that the Filipino youth are strong and capable enough to protect the country, should we need it,” Duts expresses.

Meanwhile, students express their disappointment and disagreement with the plan saying that they already have too much on their plate and the additional two years would be more of a burden, than a help, to their education.C