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DINOSAUR CROSSWORD ACROSS
8. AA person person who who studies studies fossils fossils and and 8. prehistoric life life such such as as dinosaurs dinosaurs is is known known prehistoric as aa _____. _____. as 9. Brachiosauras Brachiosauras was was the the _____ _____ land land animal animal 9. that has has ever ever lived. lived. that 10. Argentinosaurus Argentinosaurus was was the the _____ _____ land land 10. animal that that has has ever ever lived. lived. animal 12. During During the the Triassic Triassic period, period, the the continents continents 12. were joined joined together together in in one one giant giant landmass landmass were called _____. _____. called 14. Title Title of of the the second second Jurassic Jurassic Park Park fifilm. lm. 14. 16. “Kind “King of of the the dinosaurs.� dinosaurs.� -- But But NOT NOT the the 16. biggest dinosaur dinosaur ever ever known known to to have have lived. lived. biggest 17. All All dinosaurs dinosaurs laid laid _____. _____. 17. 18. British British anatomist anatomist Richard Richard Owen Owen coined coined 18. this word word in in 1842 1842 meaning meaning “terrible “terrible lizard.� lizard.� this 19. _____ _____ evolved evolved from from dinosaurs. dinosaurs. 19.
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