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You know Ian Heads, David Middleton and Greg Hartley can goYou know Ian Heads, David Middleton and Greg Hartley can go ‘‘ff’ ’ themselves themselves … … II’’ve read the Hans Christian Andersen versionve read the Hans Christian Andersen version of 1978 and Wests definitely won the premiership that year.of 1978 and Wests definitely won the premiership that year.
I recently had the pleasure of reading the Magpie Wing, an excellent debut novel by former Wests U17s development player Max Easton. The stylish paperback offers a rollicking good read, set in and around the club’s junior league. The black & white content delivered in a most literary context had me quickly transported back to my own best seller, the avant-garde, Escaping Into Life: a psycho study of theEscaping Into Life: a psycho study of the contemporary street photographercontemporary street photographer (Lulu Publishing 2010 USA).
The Fibro Lament element to my book is to be found in an hallucinogenic chapter titled, Waltzing Matilda
It was 9pm on a drizzly Australia Day evening and I sat patriotically on a lone schooeyof whatever the barman reckoned was cheapest. A hairy guy hunched over an acoustic guitar presumably
earning a nightly pittance, was playing covers in the spatial Keno barn annex of the HorsnbyRSL. I was soaking up a loose ended forty five minutes having been leftdangling by a State Railway timetable with more holes than a second hand flyscreen. The all-to-Wyong train was due to shunt, choofand generally whirr in alongside the nearby platform five at approximately 9.47 and I shared the bedraggled, holding pattern auditorium with a scattering of similarly bereft trundlers. The soulful plucker bore a striking resemblance to the photographer, Dean Sewell, and he ran through a January 26th set most appropriately book ended by raspy renditions of classic Cold Chisel. Saturday Night wailed westward while up upon a bank of TV monitors; Keno numbers tumbled, South Africa plundered the Aussie new ball attack and the Socceroos held a 4-0 advantage over footballinggiants Qatar. Lifting my frosty glass of amber to tilt upon suncracked lips, I momentarily pondered the sum of my nation’s parts as the auditorium rose as one to the twitched finger of an interstate starter …‘and theyand they’’re racing at Menangle Parkre racing at Menangle Park’ ’ .
As the punters leered expectantly, I noticed well toward the rear of the sparsely filled room, a young lady with pale skin and bucked teeth draped awkwardly uponthe lap of her wheelchair encased boyfriend. And I did for an ardent moment consider pulling the Konica out to snap the forlorn couple, but as the alcohol glided seductively and the chords drifted melodically about my mood, I settled for the -couldn’t be bothered –pikers pledge. …As Dean swivelled clockwise on his stool, apologizing sheepishly for a broken string and a disrupted set, I noticed the surrealist artist, Man Ray push his way gingerly out from the Gent’s dunny. Above and beyond the constant kerchiingof frivolous coins smacking stainless steel trays, the bottom right hand monitor suddenly exploded into voluminous clatter as a big brown horse pushed a nostril to the better of an equally big and brown horse. The elderly surrealist idled toward an adjoining table, throwing me an –owse it goin-.kind of wink, before energetically gesturing in the direction of the buffet. His wildly swung left arm reminded me in a cold sweated instant of that Taiwanese hip hop dancer caught in the dire Tamarama door slammer of a rip last LaborDay.
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Bruce ‘Sloth’ Gibbs celebrates a try against. Balmain.
Following Page: Gore Vidal, Man Ray, 1978 jersey, Fred Nile
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The distant recipient of Man’s frantically aerobic limb based exertion was a dumpy old bloke clasping shakily, a heaped tray of pies and chips. As he struggled closer, I noticed there was also a dainty little side salad and a dish of what looked like dirt soup. It was a noisome swill that in the ensuing moments would reveal as a thick brown Gravoxgoo swooshingabout a bottomless bowl that closely approximated a bathroom basin. The carrier was Gore Vidal, his journey long and comically winding. Upon arrival the tray greeted the table like a flat rocked limply skimmed, coming to rest at the point of Man’s calcified right elbow. The artist uttering dryly, ‘‘Wasn Wasn’’t that Bill Buckley I saw over by the bistro hoeing manfully intt that Bill Buckley I saw over by the bistro hoeing manfully into a Surf no a Surf n Turf ?Turf ?’ ’
As the music resumed I set my gaze upon a bleak eucalypt dancingthe Matilda waltz on the weatheryside of a giant floor to ceiling window. It was blowing a buster beyond the car park and the prospect of heading out drew a nonplussed sneer. The day had been green, gold, but mostly grey. The night threateninga darker version of the same. Curiously my thoughts drifted at this point to Sydney’s very own pasty faced religious zealot, Fred Nile and his annual February assertion that a rainy Gay Mardi Gras was in fact a direct condemnation from above. It was an interesting piece of paint-by-numbers ethical reasoning. The tabloids lapped it up, the hate mongers fell into line, but I always did laugh whenever it bucketed downas the Christmas pud was settling heavily in outer suburban bellies. And here, now onAustralia’s national day –the Lord was throwing barbs down under, presumably because we drink too much beer and spend way too many lonely nights waiting for sub standard public transport. Predictably, and as is the case with most squinty eyed fundamentalists, the precipitation gauge of high evangelical morality only ever seemed to come into play when the arena housed haughty homosexuals, berkaclad Muslims or whiffy free love hippies with a proclivity to fructify upon publicly owned council manicured parkland. Now without wishing to sound uncharitable, Fred’s got a head like an Easter Island statue and one must wonder what message the great creator was trying to send when the clay of Fred was thrown forcefully onto the wheel of existence, before being spun wild and wet through God’s fondling, all knowing digits.
‘‘I think weI think we’’ll make this one exceedingly unattractive so hell make this one exceedingly unattractive so he’’ll be committed utterly toll be committed utterly to the self righteous persecution of all creatures that donthe self righteous persecution of all creatures that don’’t remind him of mothert remind him of mother’ ’
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Gore suddenly began laughing like a lunatic at a funeral. His delicate face assuming an unhealthy ruddy discoloration whilst inexplicably, the little white cap he’d been wearing since sundown now appeared to be canary yellow (oh hang on, that was Ed De Bono yeah?). The object of his mirth was Man Ray, who had dropped an upside down pie into the gravy and was proceeding to push it around the bowl using an overly crusty chip. The Four n Twenty floated like a round battleship as the mawkishly congealed inland sea lapped hungrily at crusty edges.
‘Hey look at this GV, itHey look at this GV, it’’s a f**king Australia Day installations a f**king Australia Day installation’ ’ ..
The cackling Vidal threw his head back so violently he revealedan upper set of heavily filled molars. His laugh echoed effortlessly toward Normanhurst and he accompanied the vocal roar playing leg percussion with a series of meaty slaps to the upper side of his most northerly thigh.
‘‘Now thatNow that’’s an Aussie installation. And Is an Aussie installation. And I’’m here to tell you itm here to tell you it’’s a darn sight better thans a darn sight better than anything I've seen at the Sydney Biennale!anything I've seen at the Sydney Biennale!’ ’
Both men continued to hoot and snigger until finally, the pie sank. The artist jokingly marked the loss by crossing himself solemnly before casually upping and changing seats, a pragmatic preference to further interfering with the nautical crime scene he’d so directly overseen.
His new outlook brought him a clear view of the stage and recognition of the humble house act. ‘Hey, this bloke murdering Peter, Paul and Mary looks like Dean SHey, this bloke murdering Peter, Paul and Mary looks like Dean Sewellewell’, he offered, flicking a limp arm toward the dishevelled muso.
‘‘HeHe’’s s doin doin Cold ChiselCold Chisel ya ya pillock pillock … Khe Khe Sahn Sahn …you know Jimmy Barnesyou know Jimmy Barnes’, countered Gore, a look of utter disbelief curtaining his expression.
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Yeah Yeah yeah yeah. But don. But don’’t you reckon he looks like thatt you reckon he looks like that photographer bloke?photographer bloke?’
‘‘Arrgghh Arrgghh
don don’’t talk to me about them camera clownst talk to me about them camera clowns point, point, focus, push a little buttonfocus, push a little button
it’’s the bloody art form of thes the bloody art form of the untalented. untalented.’
Man’s eyes squinted, bounced, then reset –forming a fiery yet jocular coalition. A sweet n sour outlook to go. ’’Ease up GV. IEase up GV. I’’m actually a world famous, universally revered camera clownm actually a world famous, universally revered camera clown meself meself you know!you know!’ ’ , ,said the surrealist laughing uproariously from within a facial façade of mock ambivalence. ‘‘But seriously, IBut seriously, I gotta gotta agree with youagree with you – photography isnphotography isn’’t art.t art.’ ’
Rogue moments drifted into wayward thoughts as I hazed to conceive of a reclassification of Bob Frank as ‘the non-artist’…of course one man’s artist is another mans Beyonce. Some exertorssweat while others perspire …and does an aubergine ever acknowledge monsieur eggplant without the conciliatory tones of a skilled facilitator?
Without due contextual reason, Gore stood bolt upright as if reacting to the national anthem. Dean warmed into Breakfast at Sweethearts, crooning wearily of street sweepers and toast and dreams that fly away. Upon reaching his full height the writer began peeling off his fleecy lined track top, revealing a faded black jersey with two distinct white Vs plunging south toward a woebegone waist band. The name Victa, boldly branded across an acutely concave belly. I was feeling maudlin mellow; content with my day’s work, subdued by fermentation and at relative ease seated amongst the pervading ambience of mid week desperation. Yet my first glimpse of Vidal’s top, raked coarsely across a deep psychological gash, gaping and raw, festering beneath decades of loose arm regret. Without realizingjust what was happening to me, I thrust back tensed shoulders and shouted, ‘‘1978 1978 … Noooooooooooooo Noooooooooooooo!!’ ’
An involuntary yell hurled wildly toward the cruelty of an embryonic disparity. My outburst was delivered with such explosive candorthat the Tongan security guard
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seated adjacent to the lucky draw momentarily dislocated his longing gaze to the deepest reaches of the gateaux heavy patisserie carousel. Wheelchair Wayne stuttered, ‘‘FFFAAAARRRRK FFFAAAARRRRK’, jolting his girlfriend’s slumber and slurping beer down the front of her acid washed delight. While Dean unloaded a laconic sideways glance that would have reduced Leon Trotsky to a free market trot. Taking a hefty gulp of house white, Gore threw me a, ‘‘I hear your pain brotherI hear your pain brother’’kind of wink, before re-engaging Man, embarking energetically into what is colloquiallyknown asThe Lidcombe Lament.The Lidcombe Lament.
‘‘Les Boyd was as fit as a Cootamundra bull back then.
Les Boyd was as fit as a Cootamundra bull back then ’’ ‘‘Yeah, that was his primeYeah, that was his prime’ ’ . .Offered Man, folding his arms defensively.
‘You know, Ian Heads, David Middleton and Greg Hartley can go
You know, Ian Heads, David Middleton and Greg Hartley can go ‘‘FF’ ’ themselves themselves … Ive Ive read the Hans Christian Andersen version of 1978 and Wests defiread the Hans Christian Andersen version of 1978 and Wests definitely won thatnitely won that year. year.’ ’
‘‘And 74And 74’, added Ray limply. ‘‘Oh mate, wasnOh mate, wasn’’t Mickt Mick Liubinskas Liubinskas a sight in full flighta sight in full flight … scored a try from the kick offscored a try from the kick off in a semi at the old Sports Ground, moments before the rains camin a semi at the old Sports Ground, moments before the rains came e … II’’ll neverll never forget that run.forget that run.’ ’
Man sat nodding, an uncomfortable hue feathering a persona of benign incarceration.
Vidal continued vigorously, gesticulating like a three armed Sicilian and occasionally thumping a closed right fist upon the tiny magpie motif coveringhis left ventricle.
‘‘1978 was the1978 was the epicentrical epicentrical catalyst for the anarchic capitalist rampage that followedcatalyst for the anarchic capitalist rampage that followed throughout the eighties. The whole greed is good: values are forthroughout the eighties. The whole greed is good: values are for wimps vibe waswimps vibe was conceived under the stewardship of putty faced Kevin Humphries aconceived under the stewardship of putty faced Kevin Humphries and the New Southnd the New South Wales Rugby League. That the Silvertails were able to cheque booWales Rugby League. That the Silvertails were able to cheque book the title back tok the title back to Brookvale that year; as fair tries were mysteriously disallowed,Brookvale that year; as fair tries were mysteriously disallowed, tackle counts becametackle counts became conveniently miscalculated and suspensions were afforded to onlyconveniently miscalculated and suspensions were afforded to only those with athose with a singularly monochromatic shadingsingularly monochromatic shading … Mate, that was an orchestrated, conspiratorialMate, that was an orchestrated, conspiratorial outrage. A f**kin red hot rort!outrage. A f**kin red hot rort!
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‘‘You know, if all had been fair and above board andYou know, if all had been fair and above board and Tommy had been allowed to hold aloft the JJTommy had been allowed to hold aloft the JJ Giltinan Giltinan Shield, then the world would be a far more decent placeShield, then the world would be a far more decent place today. today. And a credible argument can be made, drawing a linkAnd a credible argument can be made, drawing a link between the shenanigans of September 78 and the formation ofbetween the shenanigans of September 78 and the formation of working class terror cells. They didnworking class terror cells. They didn’’t pick September to fly thoset pick September to fly those planes into buildings for nothing. Injusticeplanes into buildings for nothing. Injustice begats begats injustice andinjustice and chiselling chiselling ‘‘Manly Manly’ ’ onto that trophy came at an exorbitant moralonto that trophy came at an exorbitant moral cost cost
nah mate, I tell you this black jersey stands proudly as a symbnah mate, I tell you this black jersey stands proudly as a symbol; a humbleol; a humble beacon for truth, justice and an eighty minute softening up peribeacon for truth, justice and an eighty minute softening up period. od. ‘‘
The surrealist was by now resting a heavy head between thumb andcrooked forefinger, his propping elbow pressed hard into frosted Formica.
Wiping a salty and sentimental tear from my good eye, I ran my tongue over the remaining beer froth, wiping clean the inside top edge before shimmying a score of empty tables toward the funereal darkness. Passing Man Ray I noticed he’d sketched a small line drawing on his paper napkin - the doodle delineated a striking, beautiful looking woman sitting achingly alone. She appeared to have a giant pineapple balanced precariously by her left hand side. Although,on reflection, this over sized fruit may well have been an uneaten chip –salty, deep fried refuse gone
AWOL from the great artists discarded plate. Hurrying through the dreary night like a short priced WentyPark dish licker, my elusive transport was impending and thoughts rattled to the cultural attraction of Hornsby and just why it is that high intelligence so often mimics plenary madness.
I wondered just how long Gore Vidal could grieve: just how far his conspiratorial ball of yarn could roll out until it lay wholly linear.
Extract is taken from the book –Escaping into Life: a psycho study of the contemporary street phEscaping into Life: a psycho study of the contemporary street photographer otographer by Andrew Stark. Lulu Publishing ©2010.
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Above: Manly win the 1978 premiership/ New York’s twin towers under attack 2001. Previous Page: John Donnelly, Les Boyd, Tommy Raudonikis
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Stuart Flanagan
Stuart Flanagan began playing rugby league with the Cooma Colts under 6s during the winter of 1992. Half a dozen years later he won himself a scholarship to St Gregory’s College, Campbelltown. A halfback during his early teens, it was during year nine that one of his school coaches suggested a move into dummy half.
I photographed Flanagan across three SG Ball Cup seasons. The talented hooker represented Wests at this level from 2003 through to 2005 having previously failed to win a spot in the Magpies Matthews Cup squad. In 2006 he represented the NSW under 19s and also the Junior Kangaroos. He played Jersey FleggCup for Wests before heading home to Cooma due to an illness in the family. Upon his return,
Flanagan turned out for the Narellan Jets in Group 6 before winning a call up to the Western Suburbs NSW Cup team. Twenty NRL games across three seasons for the Wests Tigers followed, however with Robbie Farah entrenched as the club’s premier number nine, opportunities were limited. Flanagan linked with the Canberra Raiders in 2009 yet ashoulder injury thwarted his time in the nation’s capital. After spending much of his post recovery time playing for the Raiders feeder team, Souths-Logan in the Queensland Cup, Flanagan signed to play with Cronulla in 2010-2011.
By the end of the 2010 season, long time Wests fans marvelled as one former Magpie hooker –S. Flanagan was being coached by another former Magpie hooker – S. Flanagan. Yet this quirky spot of black & white engine room symmetry counted for little when the Sharks ran headlong into a spot of quite considerable bother. Stuart Flanagan, his coach, Shane Flanagan and another 16 Cronulla players, were all caught up in the peptide scandal of 2011.
Stuart Flanagan’s time in the NRL ended following the Shire boys supplement shenanigans.
All up, he played 40 top grade games spanning six seasons.
A further stint in Group 6 followed and Flanagan had the honour to represent Hungary in three international matches during 2017 & 2018 (a teammate in the Hungarian forward pack at this time was former Wests junior rep prop James Kovac).
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Fifteen year old Stuart Stuart Flanagan Flanaganon the charge for Wests SG Ball Cup team during 2003. Opposite Page: Wests SG Ball Cup hooker Stuart Flanagan pictured in 2004 Photos: Andrew Stark
2022 Results2022 Results SG Ball CupSG Ball Cup (19s) (19s) Coach –Joe Saukuru Finished 12th (of 15) Eventual Premiers –Penrith Rd1 …vs. Balmain (H) lost 22-26 Rd2 …vs. Newcastle (A) lost 26-34 Rd3 …vs. Parramatta (H) drew 16-16 Rd4 …vs. Sydney (H) lost 6-40 Rd5 … ---washed out --Rd6 …vs. Souths(H) won 18-14 Rd7 …vs. Canterbury (H) lost 16-30 Rd8 …vs. Manly (A) won 40-24 Rd9 … ---bye --Photos –Andrew Stark MAGPIE MEMOIR MAGAZINE
2022 Results2022 Results H. Matthews CupH. Matthews Cup (17s) (17s) Rd1 …vs. Balmain (H) won 24-14 Rd2 …vs. Newcastle (A) won 38-20 Rd3 …vs. Parramatta (H) won 12-10 Rd4 …vs. Sydney (H) won 30-26 Rd5 … ---washed out --Rd6 …vs. Souths(H) won 30-6 Rd7 …vs. Canterbury (H) won 18-6 Rd8 …vs. Manly (A) won 42-4 Rd9 … ---bye --Semi Final .. vs. Canberra -won 20-16 Grand Final .. vs. Cronulla -won 42-16 Finished 1st (of 15) Premiers –Western Suburbs
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Justin became the first Western Suburbs junior to debut for the Wests Tigers in nine years.
The stat offers a stark insight into the horrible neglect the joint venture club has shown toward it’s south-west base. We had to wait 3341 days between the NRL debuts of David Nofoaluma (17-5-2013) and Justin Matamua (9-7-2022).