So that’s really just a toilet plunger huh?

—Audre Torgerson, talking about the device used on the end of Hot Tonic’s trumpet to alter the volume

“I’ve taught singing to people on Broadway.” —Sally Morgan, singer, songwriter, and teacher

“It’s going to be like opening three huge presents on Christmas morning.” —John Straum, talking about the new businesses that will go in locations for lease on Beach Boulevard

“Just Google ‘Lesbianville USA’.” —Dr. Mike Barnett, talking about his second home in Northampton, MA

“What’s wrong with this picture?” —Mike Bauer, looking at 23 people on the Gulfport pickleball courts and zero on the tennis courts

What’s Up With The Vacant Lot on Shore Boulevard? A Reader Asks About Gulfport’s Waterfront Lot

This week, a reader wants to know what plans the City knows of for the vacant lot on Shore Boulevard South. This marks the second time a reader has reached out to us for information about the future of the waterfront lot.

Question: Is there a permit or any plans the City is aware of, even if it’s just a conversation with the new owner, with the space between Hurricane Eddies and Caddy’s? –David Johnston

Answer: We asked Mike Taylor, in Gulfport’s Community Development department, to shed some light on what’s happening.

“There has been some talk about developing that property you mentioned,” Taylor told The Gabber Newspaper . “Talks have included only residential, residential and commercial, and only commercial development. Our department has given out copies of the zoning for this property, along with the design guidelines that the building design must meet.”

Despite the talk, the owner has yet to submit a plan to the City, Taylor said.

“Although we’ve had conversations, no plans have been submitted to the City at this time,” he said. “No permits have been issued for development of this property.”

Gulfport Senior Center 5501 27th Ave. S. • 727-893-5657 • /gulfportseniorcenter

Annual registration required. Free, residents; $50, non-residents. All programs subject to change without notice. Mon.-Thurs., 8 a.m.-7 p.m. and Fri, 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Stop by, join our weekly newsletter, or like us on Facebook for a full calendar of events.

Fitness Center now open! To provide physical distancing, the hourly capacity is limited. You must call to pre-register.

Supplemental food assistance for qualifying Gulfport Seniors in need is available at the Senior Center. Pantry is open on Mondays and Thursdays from 1 p.m. - 3 p.m. Proper verification required prior to use of the pantry.

GEMS (Gulfport Extended Mobility Service) provides affordable Door-to-Door transportation service, rides to medical appointments, shopping, and much more for Gulfport residents, 55 years of age or older or disabled. 727-893-2242.

Medical Equipment Lending Program provides gently used wheelchairs, walkers, canes, crutches and other medical equipment to seniors who need it. Supplies limited.

Special Events

Medicare & Health Insurance Assistance Frustrated trying to navigate the insurance world? We have you covered! Make your appointment today.

Memory Screenings Worried about your memory? St. Anthony’s Memory Disorder Clinic offers free & confidential memory screenings.

Gulfcoast Legal Assistance Do you need assistance, with lifetime planning docs, Medicaid/Medicare issues, Social Security issues, food stamp issues, family law issues, consumer/debt collection Issues, or housing/contract Issues? Call to make an appointment with a legal representative. By appointment only.

Stars & Stripes BBQ Celebration Kick off your Independence Day celebration early with a good old-fashioned BBQ, Live Music by THE RUM SYNDICATE, and fun. Your $20 ticket ($25 cash at the door) includes a drink ticket good for a soda, beer, wine, or mixed drink! All proceeds benefit the Gulfport Senior Center Capital Building Campaign. Tickets available at The Gulfport Senior Center, The Gulfport Historic Casino, The Beach Bazaar, & online at https://starsandstripes2023.eventbrite.com/ Sponsorship Opportunities Available, Call (727) 893-1231 Casino, July 3, 5 p.m. collage, found words, and storytelling. MUST Pre-register. Rm 106. Mondays, 1 p.m.

Grab Some Groceries Food, laundry, and hygienic supplies that you may need, brought to you by MyCare Medical. TH Lobby. July 5, 10 a.m.

Adaptive Equipment Leslie, with Keiser University, will show you how to use adaptive equipment. MUST Pre-register.

Rm 106. July 5, 2 p.m.

NEW! Flow Art Therapy with Flowers Learn different forms of flow art to create your own masterpiece in this 3-week series. MUST Pre-register. Rm 106. Mondays, 3 p.m.

Craft Fun with Princess Martha Create you very own craft to take home & enjoy. MUST Pre-register. Rm 107. July 11, 12:30 p.m.

HCA: Lunch and Learn: Is that Spot Skin Cancer? Join us as we talk about risk factors and how to spot the signs of the three types of skin cancer. Must Pre-Register. D Hall. July 11, 2 p.m.

Care Planning for the Future

What type of health care would you want if you became too sick to tell the doctor yourself? Plan ahead to make sure you get the medical care you want. MUST Pre-register. Rm 107. July 6, 12:30 p.m.

NEW! Yoga for Osteoporosis Using gentle, low impact types of yoga to promote bone strengthening and improve balance and coordination. MUST Pre-register.

Neighborhood Center. July 7 - Aug. 25, 9:30 a.m.

Veterans Coffee Connection Veterans of all service eras are invited to gather for coffee, support, friendship & to learn about available community resources.

Rm 106. July 7, 10 a.m.

Jay’s Advanced Pencil Drawing Grab your sketch pad, pencils, & sharpener and start drawing! MUST Pre-register.

Rm 106. Mondays, 10 a.m.

NEW! Spontaneous Expressive Writing A fun activity to spark creativity through

Health Talk with Labrador Primary: Achy Breaky Heart We will discuss the main functions of the heart and steps you can take towards keeping your heart healthy. MUST Pre-register. Rm 107. July 13, 12 p.m.

Welcome to the Club Come meet the Senior Center Staff at this informative based orientation to welcome new members to the Senior Center. Rm 107. July 13, 2 p.m.

Rhythm & Groove Jam Session Bring your instrument & join others for a casual jamming group. Open to anyone & everyone, all instruments, all levels of experience, & listeners. D Hall. July 13, 3 p.m.

Gems Getaways

Fort Desoto Park & Lunch at Chill July 5; $8 GEMS Members / $12 Non-GEMS Members.

The James Museum & Lunch at Carrabba’s July 19; $6 GEMS Members & $8 Non-GEMS Members (Must bring $18 for Museum entry fee.)

Gulfport Casino Ballroom 727-893-1070 • 5500 Shore Blvd. S.

Country Dance Party with Carol & Danielle June 30, 7 p.m. lesson; 8 p.m., dancing. $15 admission, $25 couples.

Stars & Stripes BBQ Celebration Music, dancing, cash bar. Advance tickets $20 at Senior Center, Casino, Beach Bazaar or Eventbrite.com. $25 at the door. Proceeds benefit Senior Center Capital Building Campaign

Casino Weekly Dances

Ballroom Lessons: Tues., 12 p.m. $15 ($25 couple)

Argentine Tango: Tues., 6:30 p.m., $10

Swing: Weds., 7 p.m. $10

Latin Night: Thurs., 7 p.m. $10

Baby Time For children two and younger and their caregivers with infants & young toddlers. Older siblings also welcome. Tuesdays, 10:15 a.m.

Teen Space Spend time with friends and make new ones. Play games, make art, watch movies, or just hang out. Activities vary – and what we do is up to you! Ages 12-18 only. Tuesdays, 4 p.m.

Storytime Join us for stories, rhymes, music. Thursdays, 10:15 & 11 a.m.

Kids Read Aloud Book Club Take turns reading aloud from a new book every week! Participants with a second grade reading level. Funded in part by a grant from the Florida Humanities and the Circle of Friends of the Gulfport Library. Fridays, 3 p.m.

Storyteller Katie Adams Join us for our weekly K-5 Summer Reading Program! This week we host professional storyteller Katie Adams for her show entitled "American Tall Tales and Songs". Children must be accompanied by an adult. For more information call 727-893-1074. July 5, 3 p.m. Get Growing City horticulturist, Toffer Ross, joins us to answer all your questions about gardening, trees, and landscaping in Florida. July 12, 11 a.m.

Icy Sci: Frostbite Theater This week’s K-5 Summer Reading Program features Icy Sci’s frostbite theater science show! It's going to get chilly in here! Children must be accompanied by an adult. For more information call 727-893-1074. Funded by the Circle of Friends of the Gulfport Library. July 12, 3 p.m.

Lego Club It's time to build! Join us for some Lego creativity and see what construction challenges we have for you this week. Recommended for Grades K-5. Children must be accompanied by an adult. July 15, 2 p.m.

SHINE Presentation: Medicare Basics Presentation on Medicare Parts A, B, C, & D and what they mean to you. FMI, visit www. floridashine.org. Call the Reference Desk, 727-893-1073 to leave contact information for individual appointments. July 19, 1 p.m. Trivia Night Hosted by Gulfport Librarian Alex, a prepared list of questions will be shared with players, who will compete to answer the most questions correctly. Team play is an option with enough attendees. July 27, 6 p.m.

Annual registration: $3; $3, nonresidents

Pickleball Tues., 6-8:30 p.m, All Levels of Play

Adult Basketball Thurs., 6-8:30 p.m.

Programs

Summer Program Registrations for the 2023 Summer Program continues for children who have completed Kindergarten thru age 14. The 10-week program is May 30th – August 4th. Hours of registration are Monday–Friday from 9 a.m.–5 p.m. Summer camp hours are from 7:30 a.m.–5:30 p.m. with extended hours available until 6 p.m. for an additional fee. There will be 25 available spots for the discount rate for Gulfport residents in need of assistance. Eligibility requirements for the discount is either a letter from the child’s school verifying the child’s acceptance of free/reduced lunch or a letter verifying the child’s acceptance of assistance from financial aid or a related program. Detailed pricing is currently available at the Recreation Center, 5730 Shore Blvd. S. Call 8931068 for any questions.

Teen Night Registrations continue for the 2022-2023 Teen Night Program for teens in middle and high school, students 17 and younger. Recreation, social activities, field trips, cooking projects, guest speakers and service projects. Teens can use the gymnasium, game room and outdoor area. Mon., Wed., & Fri.: 6-9 p.m. Rec Center membership required: $3; $3 nonresidents.

Tot Time Program We are accepting pre-registrations for the 2023-2024 Tot Time Program. The Tot Time Program is a pre-school, hands-on program for children ages 3-5 aiming to make learning fun for children and help prepare them for Kindergarten. Two, three, and five-day monthly options are available. Program hours are from 8:45a.m.-12:30p.m. and will begin on September 5th. Hours for pre-registration are from 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Monday-Friday. A deposit of $25.00 is required to hold a spot and will be applied to first month’s tuition. Proof of residency is required for Gulfport residents.

VPK Program We are currently accepting VPK (Voluntary Prekindergarten) Vouchers for the 2023-2024 School Year. VPK is FREE for children who live in Florida and who turn 4 years of age by September 1st. Parents must apply on the Early Learning

Coalition of Pinellas, Inc. website (http:// elcpinellas.net) and receive a Certificate of Eligibility which needs to be turned in during pre-registration. Program hours are from 8:45a.m.-12:30p.m. and will begin on September 5th. Hours for pre-registration are 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Monday-Friday.

Classes

Call instructor for more information. Want to teach a class? Call Jami: 727893-1079.

Cardio Tennis Tues. & Thurs, 6 p.m.; Adult lessons are at Chase Park, 28th Ave. & 53rd St. S. $15/class. Mo: 727-515-1454.

F.I.T Tennis Fri., 6p.m.; Free for true beginners age 21 and up. Lessons are at Chase Park, 28th Ave & 53rd St. S. Mo: 727-5151454.

Hatha Yoga 6:15 p.m. $12/class or $40/ month. Denise: 727-251-8868.

Tai Chi Gung Mon. 6:30p.m. $15/class or $50/month. Call Kare 727-262-0880

Zumba Thurs., 6 p.m., $6/class, $20/ month. Magda: 727-214-7868.

Well, THAT Was Funny

Gulfport Author Featured in Chicken Soup for the Soul

By Amanda Hagood

Who doesn’t appreciate a good laugh? Gulfport writer James R. Coffey certainly does – and now he has shared the gift of guffaw with the reading public through a memorable anecdote published in Chicken Soup for the Soul: Well THAT Was Funny (Chicken Soup for the Soul / Zilker Media, 2023).

As you might guess from the title, Coffey’s “Something Old, Something New” begins in those memorable moments before a wedding — specifically, that of Coffey’s sister (now deceased). What begins as a heartwarming, welcome-to-the-family speech from her soon-to-be mother-in-law quickly transforms into what Coffey refers to as a “quirky marriage tradition” that you’ll have to read two or three times over to believe. And yet, Coffey assures me, “the story is completely true!”

Stirring Up the Soup

Coffey has previously published fiction in Aboriginal Science Fiction, Journal of Compressed Creative Arts, Close to the Bone, and other outlets. But submitting this true-life tale was, he says, an act of love. “My sister and I were very close,” he says, “so she couldn’t wait to tell me how she was essentially ‘initiated’ into my brother-in-law’s family. I thought the whole pre-marriage ambush was rather clever, so I honored her by including her story in the Chicken Soup anthology.”

The collection, which contains 101 short, everyday stories in categories such as “Mistaken Identity,” “Senior Moments,” and “Pawsitive Thinking” (focused on pets, of course) is a highly entertaining read. Like other volumes in the Chicken Soup for the Soul series, it aims to spread “happiness, inspiration, and hope” to its wide readership – a kind of narrative self-help, according to its publisher. Well THAT Was Funny is the eighth humor collection in the 30-year-old series.

It’s a Bit Spicy

Despite its silly content, some of the stories in Well THAT Was Funny (including “Something Old, Something New”) contain language or concepts that are a bit mature. So proceed with caution around younger readers. (It just goes to show you can’t always judge a book by its cover — which, in this case, features a ridiculously cute grinning tree frog.)

Even so, dipping into this goofy gathering of stories ought to have a beneficial effect. It’s not unlike that timeless ritual of sitting around fire, or the kitchen table, swapping stories and collapsing into fits of laughter. For all that’s saddening, maddening, or anxiety-producing in the world at our particular moment, it’s still possible — on might even say healthy — to laugh.

Sweet with a Side of Retro Daddies Donuts on Central Avenue

By Morgan Banno

One of my yummiest childhood memories was when my dad would take my brother and me to the local donut shop every Sunday after church. Dad’s rules were simple: Be good and you’ll get rewarded with sugar. Each week, I’d sample a different homemade donut and wash it all down with a kid-size carton of cold milk. For me, donuts are sweet little flavor bombs full of nostalgia. So, for Father’s Day this year, I decided to recreate my childhood memories at Daddies Donuts & Delites in downtown St. Petersburg.

Daddies Donuts is the brainchild of four best friends and opened shortly after the COVID-19 pandemic. While the world was on lockdown, John Miller and his buddies sat around a dinner table each week discussing their business plans to launch a retro donut eatery in the heart of St. Pete. Miller is the baker of the group and helped bring the sweet tooth sanctuary to life, complete with glitzy pink wall paper and dangly donut decor hanging from the ceiling.

Made-To-Order Donuts

I stood in awe of the 20 assorted donut combinations on the menu board. The staff told me they can add or subtract whatever toppings make me happy. Jars of signature toppings like peanuts, chocolate chips, Oreos and other goodies sat behind the counter, adding to the old-school, candy store vibe. With flavors like maple bacon and chocolate covered strawberry, it can be hard to choose just one, so I opted for a half dozen of their “fully topped” donut creations ($21.99.) I indulged in the White Chocolate Raspberry (with fresh raspberries), French Toast (drizzled with caramel sauce and Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal topping), Triple Chocolate, Monster (loaded with mini M&Ms), Sweet & Salty (with chocolate-covered pretzels and peanuts), and Cookies & Cream.

More Than Donuts

At Daddies, every donut is a custom creation. Each get dressed to order. But they’re worth the wait. And it doesn’t stop at just donuts. Daddies also curates a fun selection of ice creams, cookies, and brownies. Walking past the ice cream case made me feel like a kid again, about to burst from sensory overload. Flavors like the bright blue Lil’ Blue Panda (blue sugar cookie ice cream swirled with blue cookie dough and cream-filled chocolate cookies) and Key Lime Pie (lime mousse swirled with lime, whipped cream and graham cracker chunks) immediately jumped out at me.

Want the best of both candy kingdoms at Daddies? Try one of their sundaes (each $9.99) with either donuts, cookies or brownies smothered in chocolate sauce and whipped cream. Or splurge on an ice cream sandwich with your choice of ice cream sandwiched between a brownie, brookie, donut or cookie ($6.89-$9.99).

Whether you want to make new memories or relive old ones, Daddies Donuts is a must.

Daddies Donuts & Delites, 449 Central Ave., St. Petersburg, 727498-8436

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Independence Day Fireworks, Parades, and Barbecues

Fourth of July Fireworks

St. Pete Beach Fireworks Enjoy an evening full of fireworks on the beach. Check out local food trucks, live music, and scope out the perfect spot to watch the fireworks show. Don’t forget to bring a beach chair or towels. Fireworks will fire at 9 p.m. off the east end of Corey Avenue. Horan Park, 7701 Boca Ciega Dr., St. Pete Beach. July 2, 6-9:30 p.m. 727-367-2735, stpetebeach.org

Madeira Beach Fireworks Experience some red, white, and blue fireworks this Independence Day. Enjoy this family-friendly beach celebration. Bring a beach chair or towels to hang out on. If you want to watch the firework show from your boat, you can — outside the 500-foot fallout area. The Pinellas County Sheriffs Office Marine Unit will monitor boaters. R.O.C. Park, 200 Rex Place, Madeira Beach. July 3, 9 p.m. 727392-0665, madeirabeachfl.gov

St. Pete Pier Fireworks Head downtown for an Independence Day celebration at the third annual “The Fourth” party. Enjoy live music performances by Cassie Jean & The Fireflies, Phoenix 5 LIVE, and DJ Ketone. Check out food trucks such as St. Pete Concessions, Main Street Empanada, and Sweet Island Snow. Fireworks start at 9 p.m. View the show anywhere along Bayshore

Drive and North Shore Drive NE. Spa Beach Park, 615 2nd Ave. NE, St. Petersburg. July 4, 4-10 p.m. 727-8937441, thefourthstpete.com

Gulfport’s Parade & Fireworks It’s not a celebration without a parade! Join the City of Gulfport for a red, white, and blue Independence Day parade. Stick around to hear a few words from the Gulfport Mayor and City Council-members. Dance to live music from the New Horizons Band of Gulfport. Finally, enjoy a phenomenal fireworks show at 9 p.m. off the Williams Pier. Gulfport Casino, 5500 Shore Blvd. S., Gulfport. July 4, 6-9:30 p.m. 727-893-1000, mygulfport.us

Treasure Island Fireworks Watch the City of Treasure Island light up for Independence Day. Enjoy a fireworks show on the beach with friends and family. Bring a beach chair or towels with snacks and drinks. Fireworks will be shot from the beach near Gulf Front Park. Treasure Island Community Center Park, 154 106th Ave., Treasure Island. July 4, 9 p.m. 727-547-4575, mytreasureisland.org

Thursday, June 29

Wine & Yoga Wind down with wine and yoga. Join yoga instructor Kayla for Thursday night yoga outside. Bring a mat, water, and an open mind. Enjoy $6 wines or waved corkage fees after a successful yoga session. Donations encouraged. Wine House, 2913 Beach Blvd. S., Gulfport. 6:30 p.m. $6-10. 727-2560228

Friday, June 30-Sunday, July 2

Vintage Marché Visit one of Tampa Bay’s largest vintage markets this weekend. Vintage Marché opens for one full weekend each month displaying curated vintage items from all over the country. Want to beat the crowd? Get tickets for their first Friday dibs night — online or pay at the door. Vintage Marché, 2906 34th St. S., St. Petersburg. Fri., 4-8 p.m. $5-10., Sat., 9 a.m.-6 p.m., Sun., 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 727-289-1828, vintagemarche727.com

Friday, June 30

Protect Trans Kids Celebrate the final day of Pride month with Queer Expression St. Pete. This fundraiser has LGBTQ-friendly vendors, a raffle and silent auction with prizes to more than 20 St. Pete businesses. Enjoy live music, Smashburger, and specialty drinks. Show up early to get limited edition “Protect Trans Kids” screen printed shirts. Creative Studios, 5014 Gulfport Blvd. S., Gulfport. 5-9 p.m.

Messages from Spirits Receive inspiration from the Beyond. St. Pete psychic and medium Victor Paruta will help you reach out to your loved ones in spirit. A brief audience Q&A will occur after. Take a chance on mediumship and tarot card readings. This interactive evening benefits the Gulfport Senior Center Building Fund. Catherine A. Hickman Theater, 5501 27th Ave. S., Gulfport. 6-9 p.m. $3060. 727-893-1244, eventbrite.com

Sunset 5K Lace up your best running shoes for the Madeira Beach Sunset 5K. Experience the beauty of a Florida sunset as you run, jog, or walk. Register online and each participant receives a Sunset 5K Beach Towel. Enjoy a post-race party with wings and beer at Hooter’s. John’s Pass Park, 12850 Gulf Lane, Madeira Beach. 6 p.m. $30. runsignup.com

Saturday, July 1

BBQ & Jazz Fest Everybody (well, almost everybody) cooks out during the Independence Day long weekend. Taste the best barbecue around at the second annual BBQ & Jazz festival. Try something from Tampa Bay food trucks and quench your thirst with made-from-scratch lemonade. Enjoy live entertainment from Tampa Bay jazz saxophonist Marlon Boone and others as you eat. Tropicana Field Lot 4, 1 Tropicana Dr., St. Petersburg. 12-5 p.m. 833-480-7467, saturdayshoppes.com

Sunday, July 2

Salute to the Military Spend your Fourth of July weekend at the Veterans of South Pinellas County’s 13th Annual “Salute to the Military.” Celebrate Independence Day with a pancake breakfast, live music, and a military enlistment ceremony. This annual event benefits Veterans of South Pinellas County programs. Horan Park, 7701 Boca Ciega Dr., St. Pete Beach. 10 a.m.-3 p.m. 727-3672735, stpetebeach.org

Zipperz Bar

Open Daily 10 AM - 3 AM

Monday, July 3

Stars & Stripes BBQ What’s Independence Day without a BBQ? Join the Gulfport Senior Center for the family-friendly Stars & Stripes BBQ celebration. Come together with other Gulfportians for tasty BBQ, dancing, drinks, and live music from The Rum Syndicate. Proceeds support the Gulfport Senior Center Building Fund. Purchase tickets beforehand or at the door. Gulfport Casino, 5500 Shore Blvd. S., Gulfport. 5 p.m. $20-25. 727893-1244, eventbrite.com

Tuesday, July 4

St. Pete Pier Run Start your day with a burst of energy at the St. Pete Pier 5K Fun Run. First race starts at 6:30 a.m., with a time limit of one hour. The second race starts at 7:45 a.m. with a time limit of one hour and 45 minutes, with strollers welcome. Register for one or both of the two races. Runners receive a bib with timed chip, custom finisher medal, food from Bolay Fresh Bold Kitchen, and craft beer from a Tampa Bay brewery. Spa Beach Park, 615 2nd Ave. NE, St. Petersburg. 6 a.m. $50-75. 727-417-4294, stpeterunfest.org

Fishing Derby & Sand Sculptures Start your day with a family-friendly fishing derby and a sand sculpture contest. Bring your own fishing pole and Gulfport marina staff will provide bait and prizes. After fishing, head to Gulfport Beach to create a patriotic sand sculpture. Bring your own tools and supplies. Gulfport Recreation Center, 5730 Shore Blvd. S., Gulfport. 7:30 a.m.12:15 p.m. 727-893-1000, mygulfport.us

Monday - Friday 10AM - 6PM

$3 Beers, $4 Wells, $4 Fireball Shots 10AM - 6PM Tuesday

$5 Margaritas All Day • Karaoke 7 - 12

Saturday, July 1 2 SHOWS. 8 - 11 4918 22nd Ave. S

17th St. & 29th Ave N

St. Petersburg 345-7777

Friday 7PM

Beth-El Shalom

Messianic Congregation

ShalomAdventure.com

JewishHeritage.net

Rabbi@JewishHeritage.net

We are a non-denominational, inclusive, diverse, Bible-based church who exists to exemplify Christ’s love to ALL.

Sunday Worship at 10AM Come Feel God’s Love!

Good Shepherd Old Catholic Church

2728 53rd St. S. Gulfport, FL 33707 (Entrance on 28th Ave.)

Where ALL are welcome at the Lord’s table. Come and See...

Sunday Mass 9:30am www.goodshepherdocc.net

727-403-7178

Paradise Lutheran Church on Treasure Island

10255 Paradise Blvd, Treasure Island Sunday Service 10am with Holy Communion

727-360-5739 paradiseluth102@gmail.com

AN EPISCOPAL CONGREGATION

330 85th Avenue • St. Pete Beach

Reverend Omar Reyes

Sundays 10:00am Holy Eucharist

Wednesdays 11:00am Holy Eucharist with Prayers for Healing

“St. Alban's is an inviting faith community striving to live out the Gospel of Jesus Christ. So, no matter who you are or where you are on life's journey, you are welcome here.”

727-360-8406 • www.StAlbanStPeteBeach.org

St. Vincent’s Thrift Shop

5124 Gulfport Ave S. 33707

Hours 10 AM to 2PM

Wednesday to Saturday

Affiliated with St Vincent’s Episcopal Church

5441 9 th Ave N. • St. Petersburg, FL 33710

Sunday Services 10AM

Misa en Español: Domingos 12PM

Unitarian Universalist United Fellowship

During the pandemic join us Sundays on Zoom.

Discussion -10:30 Program - 11:00

For Zoom directions email us at uuunited@earthlink.net

“You need not think alike to love alike.” - Francis David, 1534 uuunited.org

Wayne Christensen

Christensen, Wayne (Wayno), 85, of South Pasadena passed away on June 9, 2023, at the Bay Pines VA Hospice Unit with his wife, Linda, by his side.

Wayne was born on April 12, 1938, in Caribou, ME, the son of John and Bernice Christensen. He graduated from Caribou High School in 1955, served in the US Army (101st Airborne Division) from 1955-1958. He graduated from Mount Wachusett Community College in 1971, and had businesses in Gardner, MA.

He moved to South Pasadena in 1986 where he truly enjoyed his life there. He volunteered at the Palms of Pasadena Hospital, St. Pete Beach Chamber of Commerce, and the St. Pete Beach Community Center where he spent several afternoons each week tutoring children in the after-school program.

He leaves his wife, Linda (Morgenstern) of 49 years, his sister-in-law, Nancy Stevens (Darrell) of Sarasota, his brothers-in-law, Robert (Louise) Gregg and Lyle Morgenstern, all of Gardner, along with several nieces and nephews. Donations may be made to Hospice (specify Hospice on the check) to Bay Pines VA Healthcare System.

C.W. Young VA Medical Center 10000 Bay Pines Blvd, Bay Pines, FL, 33744 Attn: Voluntary ServicesBldg 2.

Darby lived a wonderful life in her hometown of Gulfport. She lived here her full life of about 15 years. Me, being her second owner, have only wonderful stories of her dad, Corey Foran, my fiancée. He brought her up in this lovely village full of love, friends, peace, and harmony.

They travelled the Appalachian

Trail together for months, and hiking more than 1,000 miles all the way almost to Vermont when she was a wee pup.They sailed together and lived on his boat right off the docks of the Gulfport Casino to live a life of peace and harmony on the water.

We took her to Fort De Soto for camping, fishing, and swimming off the local shores, running and rolling in the sands as she was always excited to kick back and be her own. When Corey passed in 2018, I took her in as my own and she was the best friend I have ever had.

Darby was beloved by the Gulfport community and all locals recognized her as the town favorite. She ran for Pet Mayor in 2022 and contributed $1,551 to the Gulfport Historical Society and the SPCA, and she won.

She lived an exciting life and loved visiting the local places for her treats and always a nice cool bowl of water. She leaves behind myself, the Foran family, and the entire village of Gulfport. We will all miss our Darby. XOXO

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Free estimates on cleaning and painting residential and commercial. Call 727-326-5312. We are affordable and reliable with top of the line specialist. Call now!

727-343-2838

In-Home services: Internet security, training, virus & spyware removal, maintenance and repair, data recovery. (PC & Mac)

Ac

727-345-3108

Over 30 years experience. Residential & commercial, new or remodel work, service upgrades, lightning arrestors, fans and lighting installed. State license #ER0007653.

HANDYMAN SERVICES Electrical: ceiling fans, lighting, switches, outlets, and other devices. Plumbing: faucets, valves, and other fixtures. Door locks and cabinet hardware. Flips to problem solving and rental punch lists. References upon request. David: 727-851-7548.

PROFESSIONAL LOCAL HANDYMAN Bathrooms, kitchens. drywall, painting, custom high-end finishing. Any job undertaken, honest pricing. Insured, reliable. 347-9730814.

E. T. HARLOW COMPANY

Experienced, Professional, Reliable. Specializing in Drywall, Painting, Doors, Cabinetry, Light Electrical & Plumbing, Caulking & Grout. Gulfport / Pasadena / St. Pete Call or Text Everett @ 978-491-7070

THE TRASH QUEEN 10% SPRING CLEANING DISCOUNT

My team will clean-up/clean-out, inside and out. Organizing, dumping, recycling, odd jobs, yard and maintenance work. Free estimate! We are licensed and insured, with truck and trailer. Call/text 845-866-3867.

American Builders Group Llc

Residential/Commercial. All phases of remodeling or renovations. Roofs, kitchens, baths, room additions, new construction, doors, windows, stone or concrete work, flooring, and much, much more. Free estimates. CCC 1333727 CGC 059964. 727-410-7323.

AFFORDABLE CONCRETE PATIOS, WALKWAYS, DRIVEWAY EXTENSIONS, & REPAIRS

PLANTS/MULCH

Skilled labor, anything around the house from A-Z. Weeding, rock gardens cleaned, lawn maintanence, leaves removed, mulch, sod, and plants installed. Small trees planted and removed. Pressure washing. Electrical consults available. Free estimates. 30 years experience. Locally St. Pete /Gulfport: 407244-6045. James: 407-244-6045.

SEMI-RETIRED CARPENTER At discount prices! Free estimates. Frame and finish work. Clearwater, Gulfport, and Pinellas Park areas. Call the Door Doctor. Gus: 727-6446194.

Custom concrete patios, driveway extensions,custom steps, & all types of concrete repairs. Storage Building slabs. Over 35 years experience. Call Mark for a free estimate: 813-8592023.

Darcy Roofing Llc

Residential/Commercial. All roofing types - T.P.O., tapered systems, shingle, metal, tile, & flat roofs. Great prices, best warranties. Our general contracting division also does kitchens, baths, additions, new construction, and much, much more. Free estimates. CCC 1333727 CGC 059964. 727-410-7323.

Keith The Roofer

Quality Through The Roof.” Free estimates, 24-hour emergency service available. Residential & Commercial. 20+ years experience. All types of roofs. Lic. # CCC 1334641. Call 727-768-5140.

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Lawn care and service. Weekly, bi-weekly or monthly.

Residential & Commercial landscape installs, sod, lighting, large tree/palm installs, and all your landscaping needs. Servicing Gulfport, Pasadena and St Petersburg Areas. Contact junglegirlslandscaping@gmail.com Ph. 727-947-2423 www.junglegirlslandscaping.com

Marine Repair

Roofing, Remodeling, & Brick Paving 727-922-HELP (4357) goodefficient@yahoo.com

CGC-1530229 • ICGC-1530229 • CCC-1334397

Lawn & Landscape

IRRIGATION STAIN REMOVAL

Remove ugly rust-colored irrigation stains from vinyl fencing and most surfaces around your house or business, including signage. Free estimate and demonstration. Call/text 727-360-7070. ruststainremoval@icloud.com

James Fox Tree Service

Owner/Operator for over 25 years

“We make your trees feel beautiful”

HURRICANE SEASON SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE

WE'LL PREP YOUR BOAT FOR THE STORM ALL SEASON LONG LIMITED SPACE AVAILABLE

727-238-5683

Time to refresh the interior/exterior of your house or business? High quality, professional painting. Free estimates. Lic.#9894. Insured. 727-365-1088.

SEASONS BEST PAINTING & CONTRACTING, LLC Interior/exterior painting and power washing services. Over 25 years of experience. 727-506-3677. Licensed/insured. Lic. #C-11623

ARNEY’S PAINTING INC.

30 years experience. Painting expert plus wallpaper hanging and removing. Lic. #C9579. Call Arney: 727-900-3459.

PINNIX PAINTING, INC. In business locally since 1980. Interior, exterior, commercial, residential. Free Estimates. Lic. #C4334. Call 727-504-1508.

Trees Cleaned • Bobcat Services Stump Grinding • Hazardous Limb Removal

Storm and Roof Protection • Insured 727-322-1849 or 727-215-8601

LIC#0700008985

Garage, hoarder, eviction, & estate clean outs. Appliance/furniture removal, shed removal, carpet removal, fence demo and much, much more! Free on-site estimates. Lamy’s Hauling and Removal Service. Call or text 727-501-6464. Licensed/Insured. Family Owned/Operated. Let Us Take Your Load!

HB HAULING SERVICES Hauling Services

PROFLO

727-902-7077

Professional

Anywhere in Gulfport, Pasadena, Madeira, and St. Pete area. At your home, park, garden, or on the beach. Schedule now with Florida’s respected Chaplain, Rich L. Kemp. Half hour ceremony only $77.77. Book at 702-577-6777.

TAMMY

Plumbing Moving

VALTOS

Full service hair salon. Refer 2 friends, get 1 haircut or eyebrow wax free! Call or text 727831-5317 1725 28th St N., St. Petersburg

Kitchen Help Needed Must Have Experience

American Legion Post 125, St. Pete, is seeking waitress staff and cook assistant. Seniors encouraged to apply. Call or text 727326-7756 for details.

WANTED: SLIP & FALL LAWYER & CAREGIVER Call 727-345-1968.

Sales Positions Available

For Sale

Sealey Performance Posturepedic Mattress For Sale

2022 queen size black mattress. Like new. $300. 727-776-9739.

General

GULFPORT LIONS CLUB Available for parties, weddings, meetings. Great waterfront location with full facilities. Call Jean for info and dates. 727-366-6341.

Desperately Seeking Zoomers

We need to find where the former owner of Zoomers reopened his shop. We saw you at Siri’s and took down your info, but can’t find it. Please call or text 727-360-7070.

Gulfport Family Restaurant

Why did you close? Our readers are asking. 727-321-6965

Legal Notices

ANNOUNCEMENT OF FICTITIOUS NAME

Per regulatory notice requirements let it be know that Employer Benefits Strategies LLC, a Florida Corporation, has registered with the state of Florida to conduct business under the alias Embest effective June 6, 2023.

FICTITIOUS NAME NOTICE PSA Laura Van Buskirk DBA Laura Clarke Co located in Pinellas County, FL. Contact: lauraclarke.co AND William Van Buskirk DBA Flyingdutchman Industries located in Pinellas County, FL. Contact: flyingdutchmanindustries.co

Positions Wanted

Group Fitness Instructor

Barre Central is a beautiful, unique boutique studio looking to add some classes to our schedule. Looking for enthusiastic, energetic group fitness instructors that love teaching! Evening preferred. Come join our amazing team. Call 727-344-6641 or email barrecentral@yahoo.com.

FICTITIOUS NAME NOTICE Pursuant to section 865.09 of the Florida Statues, Ottomal LLC will register the fictitious name Curious Tropicals, with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, Tallahassee FL. Business Location : 2426 Anastasia Way South, St. Petersburg,Fl. 33712, Pinellas County

Marine

BOAT SLIPS Located around the corner from Corey Ave. on St Pete Beach. Water and Power available. No live-aboards. This is a simple set up and we have a size limit. Call for details: 949-313-5238.

Yard / Garage Sale

Huge Garage Sale

Property Managers

PROPERTY MANAGEMENT & LEASING SERVICES

Property owners! The Blue Waters Team from Berkshire offers full service management: marketing, tenant screening, leasing, 24/7 maintenance and a dedicated website, rentahomewithus.com. Ashtin Brock and Dan Heroux: 727-422-3686. We maximize your investment potential!

Furnished Rentals

Winter Rentals In Gulfport

Garden Apartment, 1 Bed/1 Bath, and attached House, 2 Bed/1 Bath. Both fully furnished and nicely decorated, all utilities included in rent. Two month minimum rental. $3,200 and $4,000 a month plus cleaning and tax. Call 781-325-5965 for details.

Real Estate For Rent

SHORE BLVD. RENTAL2BR/1BA

Beautiful second story waterfront apartment. 2bd/1ba. Wraparound balcony. Furnished. On-site laundry, utilities included. Small, non-shedding dog welcome. Stroll to Gulfport Beach and Art District. 3-6 month lease; $3,400/month, available June 12. Call 813-928-5609 for details.

SHORE BLVD. RENTAL1BR/1BA

Charming 1bd/1ba waterfront apartment. Patio. Furnished. On-site laundry, utilities included. Stroll to Gulfport Beach and Art District. 3 - 5 1/2 month lease, $2,500/ month, available June 12. Call 813-9285609 for details.

Real Estate Wanted

RENTAL NEEDED

Retired, renter/caretaker, 18+ years. Contact Susan emilianobenjamin1215@gmail. com or call 727-328-1129. Leave message. Am slow. Will call you back. Finder fee if info leads to rental.

Automotive

Looking For A Used Rv

Looking for a used RV or camper. Please call Gus at 727-644-6194.

5509 21st Ave. S., Gulfport. Thurs. - Sat., 6/29 - 07/01. 8 a.m. - 3 p.m. Various items, cooking, art, pet things, household items, multiple gaming systems, and more.

HUGE GARAGE SALE: KAYAKS, BOXED ELECTRONICS/KITCHEN AIDS Saturday July 1, 9 a.m. - 2p.m. Rain/Shine - covered area. 4625 29th Ave S. New electronics in boxes: flat screen tvs, soundbars, wireless speakers, etc. New kitchen gear in boxes: air fryers, toaster oven, ice maker, etc. Air purifier. 2 kayaks, bikes.

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Deadline for classified ads is 3 p.m. Friday for the following week’s issue.

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Real Estate Sales

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Gulfport Real Estate

6060 Shore Blvd. S., #809 (Town Shores)

This two-bedroom, two-bath condo, built in 1981, has 1,255 square feet. It listed for $489,000 but sold for $445,000.

1835 York St. S. (Tangerine)

This four-bedroom, one-bath home, built in 1925, has 1,018 square feet. It listed for $395,000 and sold for $370,000.

Madeira Beach Real Estate

145 147th Ave. E.

This three-bedroom, two-bath home, built in 1951, has 921 square feet. It listed for $695,000 and sold for $625,000.

12924 Gulf Blvd., #311

1322 Freemont St. S. (Stetson)

This three-bedroom, two-bath home, built in 1952, has 1,373 square feet. It listed for $525,000 but sold for $520,000.

This 1979 condo has two bedrooms, two baths, and 1,005 square feet. It listed for $690,000 and sold for $675,000.

14251 Gulf Blvd., #1

This one-bedroom, one-bath condo, built in 1958, has 393 square feet. It listed for $298,000 and sold for $300,000.