Presents: Identindie Crisis

elcome to March, the month where time moves sideways, the weather is stupid, and identity crises abound. Your job interviewer asks you about your hobbies and you come up blank. You try to make a Hinge profile but the “About Me” prompts are too hard. You try the Myers-Briggs test but you get too impatient and give up halfway through.

WIf you’ve been having trouble finding yourself, fear not—Dear Indy will do it for you! Have no personality? Hate your personality and want a new one? Love your personality so much that you want another? Whichever it is, Indie’s state-of-the-art Personality Generator is here to help.

All you have to do is answer a few questions about your current/lame personality on this cute and lized sense of self and of pride in your identity? For any complaints relating to the Personality Generator, please reach out to Indie.

Not happy with your results? Feeling a sudden rush of gratitude for your current, actual personality?

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