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Senior backup quarterback Kenny Guiton was named a captain, and he’s happy to be a leader.

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Glitter on the floor

Ke$ha took over the LC with glitter cannons and overthe-top antics Tuesday night.

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Sullivant Hall almost set

The building has been under construction since Autumn 2011 and is set to partially open soon.

Leaders of Ohio State broke ground at Scott Lawn Wednesday in a ceremony to begin the North Residential District Transformation, which OSU Board of Trustees Chairman Robert Schottenstein called “the most ambitious and the most transformative housing initiative in the history of Ohio State.” The North Residential District Transformation project is a $370 million renovation to North Campus that aims to enhance OSU’s Second-year Transformational Experience Program by adding 3,200 additional beds through the construction of 11 new buildings. The project is scheduled to be completed in the fall of 2016. “Without a doubt, the STEP program and the North Residential District will transform the student experience at this university for better and different ways than ever before,” said interim OSU President Joseph Alutto at the groundbreaking ceremony. The North Campus project is the “facility component” to OSU’s STEP, OSU Administration and Planning spokeswoman Lindsay Komlanc said in an email. “The project will allow us to fully implement this experience (STEP) throughout our residential communities, while advancing the One Ohio State Framework Plan, which is the university’s long-range planning tool for our physical environment,” Komlanc said. Jay Kasey, senior vice president for administration and planning, said the new residence halls will be essential for implementing the STEP program effectively because of the additional space they will provide. “The buildings, on the ground floors, are all spaces that will be necessary to use the STEP program,” Kasey said. “There are small rooms for faculty to mentor students in, there are larger rooms for small groups to work in together and there’s larger spaces for big assemblies.” The North Residential District Transformation project’s 3,200 new beds will replace 675 beds currently in buildings recommended for demolition,

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Senior OSU officials dig at the groundbreaking ceremony for the North Residential District Transformation Aug. 28 at Scott Lawn. The project is a $370 million renovation to North Campus.

President of the Residence Halls Advisory Council according to the North Residential District Plan on the and second-year in human development and family OSU What’s Growing On website. science Elizabeth Callow, who is also a STEP particiBuildings recommended for demolition include pant, said the construction of new accommodations Scott, Nosker, Blackburn and Haverfield Houses as well for STEP students will be beneficial to both students’ as North, Royer and Raney Commons. personal growth and the Kasey said he does not growth of the university. know when these buildings “The added spaces on will be demolished at this ...the most ambitious and the most campus for students to point in the project phasing. transformative housing initiative in the live is something that will The project will also history of Ohio State. provide them the ability to provide one- and two-story make additional opportuniadditions to Drackett, Robert Schottenstein ties in their second years,” Jones and Taylor Towers, Board of Trustees Chairman Callow said. “Through which will help better use having second-year basement spaces and students on campus they will be able to provide mentorimprove Americans with Disabilities Act accessibility. In addition to new residence buildings and renovaship and leadership to their peers and underclassmen in tions, the North Residential Transformation will bring two environments that are really conducive to studying.” new dining facilities, a new fitness center, a retail pavilion First-year in art and Taylor Tower resident Jenny at Lane Avenue and High Street and new outdoor recreChen said renovations to existing North Campus dorms ational spaces to North Campus, according to an Office and the construction of new ones will be proactive of Student Life and Facilities Operations and Development handout from the ceremony. continued as North on 3A

BOT to vote on A&F Emergency Department Liz Young Campus editor young.1693@osu.edu The Ohio State Board of Trustees is scheduled to vote on the naming of a new Wexner Medical Center Emergency Department, the official instatement of the Presidential Search Committee and the construction of several buildings during its meeting Thursday and Friday at the Longaberger Alumni House. Official instatement of the Presidential Search Committee The Board is set to vote officially on the establishment and appointment of the Presidential Search Committee Friday. It is also expected to approve the hiring of a search firm, R. William Funk and Associates, to aid in the process. The Presidential Search Committee has had two meetings since its first on July 19. It will be hosting a symposium on the University Presidency Friday at 1 p.m. at the Ohio Union, featuring several current and former university presidents who will participate in a discussion about the state of the modern university presidency. The contract with R. William Funk and Associates and the details of the costs of the symposium were not yet available as of Wednesday afternoon,

OSU spokesman Gary Lewis said in an email. The Abercrombie and Fitch Emergency Department The new emergency department of the Wexner Medical Center will be located at 460 W. 10th Ave. and may be named the Abercrombie and Fitch Emergency Department, pending a vote by the Board Friday. The new ER will be a 24/7 facility for the OSU Hospital, the James Cancer Hospital, the Solove Research Institute, the Ross Heart Hospital, the Harding Psychiatric Hospital and the Dodd Rehabilitation Hospital, according to the Board meeting schedule.

Abercrombie and Fitch, which is based in New Albany, has given more than $10 million to the Medical Center in the last few years and helped establish an Abercrombie and Fitch Chair in Inflammatory Bowel Disease, a position in the College of Medicine. Construction contract approvals Kottman Hall and the College of Food, Agricultural and Environmental Sciences Library and Student Success Center may soon face renovations, pending a Board vote Friday authorizing Administration and Planning to enter into construction contracts. The Kottman Hall renovation has a

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Establishment of an Urban Meyer and Shelly Meyer endowment fund The Urban F. Meyer III and Shelly M. Meyer Endowment Fund for Cancer Research is set to be established Aug. 30, with nearly $279,000 establishing the endowment and $50,000 total to be committed.

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proposed cost of $13.1 million coming from state appropriations, Facilities Operations and Developments funds and general funds, while the CFAES Library and Student Success Center would cost $5.1 million and would come from general funds. Kottman renovations would involve replacing the windows on three of the floors, renovating the fume hood exhaust and building HVAC systems, roof replacement and creating the ability to provide chilled water to Kottman and Howlett halls and Parker Food Science Building and the Animal Sciences Building. The renovation on the CFAES Library and Student Success Center would create a new entry to the library adjacent to the eastside entry, as well as computer stations, collaborative rooms, a new larger conference space, wireless networking and new interior finishes and furnishings.

Ohio State’s Undergraduate Student Government is making affordability its priority this academic year, but there are some portions of the initiative that aren’t being released yet because of their controversial nature. USG unveiled its policy agenda for 2013-14 this week, which focuses on four major points, USG President Taylor Stepp told The Lantern Tuesday. “I’m really, really excited about this year’s policy. I think it’s one of the most ambitious we’ve had in a quite a long time and I do believe that we’ll accomplish it all,” Stepp, a fourth-year in public affairs, said. The priority, though, is its Affordability Initiative, which Stepp said is a multifaceted approach to lowering tuition costs and increasing opportunities for financial aid. He declined to discuss most specifics of the initiative because he said there are still some controversial

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USG President Taylor Stepp (left) speaks at a USG General Assembly Meeting Aug. 28 at the Senate Chamber. elements that are not finalized. Stepp added it will be announced soon. Stepp said with the Affordability Initiative, he hopes to take advantage of a section in Gov. John Kasich’s budget that subsidizes universities for the graduation of in-state students. Still, there might be challenges in accomplishing USG’s agenda, particularly in making sure its “approach is communicated appropriately, which is difficult to do in a university that is highly

complex and highly intricate,” Stepp said. Stepp believes most of USG’s goals will unite rather than divide though. “The university is a highly political place, but the things that we are working on right now are things that everyone can get behind, because the university is all about lowering costs,” he said. Stepp said his concern about affordability stems from the current national debate about student loans.

“We are in the midst of a crisis in student debt and student affordability issues,” Stepp said. “We have over a trillion dollars in student debt. As an institution, we have to fix that.” USG Chief Financial Officer Shawn Picha said USG has an estimated budget of $250,000 at the General Assembly meeting Wednesday. The other initiatives USG will be working on include advocating for wider use of digital textbooks, holding landlords accountable and expanding its Buckeye Road Trip program. Stepp said that digital textbooks are “the way of the future” and the current hard-copy textbook system only serves to pay publishers, so USG plans to advocate for faculty to use digital textbooks. Matt Deptola, USG’s senior policy adviser and a fourth-year in public affairs, said he thinks there will likely be some resistance from faculty on the idea of going to fully digital textbooks. Deptola said faculty would likely see the

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Sullivant Hall’s library set for November grand opening cameron roda Lantern reporter roda.7@osu.edu

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Sullivant Hall is located at 1813 n. High St. after more than 2 years of construction, the building will open starting in September.

A building filled with cartoons, dance studios and a new rotunda will soon be reopening on Ohio State’s campus. The renovation of Sullivant Hall is nearing its final stages as the newly constructed Billy Ireland Cartoon Library prepares for its grand opening. After more than two years of construction, the library portion is set for a grand opening Nov. 14–17. Even with the grand opening more than two and half months away, Dean of Arts and Humanities Mark Shanda said the public will be able to access the library soon. “We’re looking at a soft opening of the Billy Ireland Cartoon Library sometime in September,” Shanda said. The Sullivant Hall Renovation project began in Autumn 2011 with a budget of $30 million, $19 million of which was spent on construction. The total project remains on budget, Shanda said. Jean Schulz, the widow of Peanuts-creator Charles Schulz, said she would match donations up to $2.5 million, according to The Lantern archives. Lawrence and Isabel Barnett also donated $6 million to the project to help with the creation of the Lawrence and Isabel Barnett Center for Integrated Arts and Enterprise. The newly renovated Sullivant Hall will feature a new rotunda on the east

side of the building on the first floor. Sullivant Hall also will include six new dance studios, the cartoon archive room, which was formerly located in the Wexner Center for the Arts, and the Barnett Center. The ability to feature both art and cartoon exhibitions is a prospect that excites Shanda. “It is a world-class facility and OSU will have one of the largest cartoon collections in the world,” Shanda said. Classes will be held in Sullivant Hall starting Spring Semester 2014, Shanda said. Although the library portion is set to open this November, the other sections of the building will not officially open until September 2014 because they won’t be ready yet, Shanda said. “We wanted to give the other departments time to prepare as each of them needs to prepare their performances or their exhibits,” Shanda said. The magnitude of the project raised mixed emotions with students on campus. Second-year in biology Allison Guggenheimer isn’t excited about the renovations. “I think (Ohio State) could have used the money somewhere else. It could have been used on more scholarships for students,” Guggenheimer said, adding that she feels students should have more of a say on how university money is spent. Hani Alsum, a first-year in health information management, said she believes the renovation is a step forward for the university though. “I like the renovation. What I see here are old buildings and I think renovating existing buildings costs much less than building a new one,” Alsum said.

Man pulls gun near North Campus dorms KaYLa BYLer Managing editor of design byler.18@osu.edu Three males unaffiliated with Ohio State reported that a male “pulled a gun on them” on Curl Drive Friday at about 9:30 p.m., according to a University Police report. The three males, aged 16 to 21, were leaving the basketball courts on Curl Drive when they noticed the male suspect “looking at them funny.” The suspect initiated a short friendly conversation with them before pulling a small silver semi-automatic handgun out of his pocket. The suspect did not point the gun at the males but said, “check me out” several times. The three males then ran away from the suspect, according to the University Police report. The suspect, a black male approximately 17 to 18 years old, was with another black male approximately age 18 to 19 and a black female approximately 15 to 17 years old. The three reportedly left eastbound toward High Street after the incident occurred. Following the incident, one of the males who had been leaving the basketball courts attempted to call 911 but reached a recording telling him the lines were busy. He then used the emergency phone near Haverfield House to contact police. The case, documented as disorderly conduct, is closed, according to a University Police report.

In a second incident of disorderly conduct, a male staff member called police on an intoxicated female student at the Residence on 10th Saturday shortly before 3 a.m. An officer arrived at the student’s room, and after medics questioned her, it was determined that she didn’t need to be transported to the hospital. She was released her into the care of her boyfriend and the case was closed, according to a University Police report. A male juvenile, unaffiliated with OSU, was arrested near the 11th Avenue parking garage after attempting to steal a box of candy, nuts, a personal battery powered fan and a USB cord wall charger from a nearby CVS Tuesday about 9:30 p.m. The juvenile was carrying a gold-painted plastic pellet pistol and riding a BMX style bicycle, according to a University Police report. A male student reported assault at Bolz Hall on Monday at about 3 p.m. Investigation into the event is pending, according to a University Police report. There were 39 total thefts reported on OSU’s campus this week from Aug. 21 to Aug. 28. Of these, 20 incidents were thefts of bicycles, two were thefts from automobiles and one was a theft of an automobile.

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The money is comprised of gifts from colleagues, athletic community members and others to be used for advancing cancer research through “innovative ideas, novel therapies, stateof-the-art technology (and) basic and translational research,” according to the meeting minutes. Approval of waiving an audit Campus Partners for Community Urban Redevelopment’s audit requirement may be waived after a Board vote Friday.

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Transformation “wholly transformative,” and a “unique educational experience” that will impact students, faculty, staff and surrounding OSU neighbors in a letter addressed to his colleagues in August 2012. “The new plan will propel Ohio State into the front ranks of the modern American university, setting a new precedent for student engagement and community involvement. The two-year residential experience will promote personal growth and academic achievement from the moment students set foot on campus,” the letter read. OSU announced in an April press release that it would save $26 million on the North Residential District Transformation after reviewing additional ways of delivering the project, bringing the budget to $370 million. Messer Construction will lead the project team that will finalize the design and start the construction on the project.

Because of the “expense of a full audit” and a “significant restructuring and simplification of (Campus Partners) operations and organizational structure,” OSU Chief Financial Officer and Senior Vice President of Business and Finance Geoff Chatas proposed the audit be waived, according to the meeting minutes. The minutes say the “reduced scope of the affiliate’s activity reduces the university’s financial exposure and the need for a full audit.” Campus Partners works on revitalizing the campus area, according to its website.

to apply through a simplified form online. Stepp said USG is also working with a new constitution and added that transparency of his administration is important to him. He and Ahart will also hold open office hours every Wednesday from 10 to 11 a.m. to take town-hall-style questions from students. Stepp feels confident USG will be able to accomplish its goals and told USG members to expect “big things” at USG’s general assembly meeting Wednesday. The individual cabinets of USG will also be working on issues besides the main policy. Some students expressed support of USG’s agenda. “I like that they are trying to lower tuition, because being an out-of-state student, I spend almost $40,000 a year to go here, and it’s really hard to get scholarships,” said Alexa Decker, a first-year in linguistics. Paul Gorski, a second-year in finance, agreed that tuition should be the biggest priority but felt other areas are important as well. “There are a lot of robberies and a lot of breakins, and there can always be more security and more police officers,” Gorski said.

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thelantern www.thelantern.com results Wednesday Women’s Soccer OSU 2, Pittsburgh 0

upcoming friday Women’s Volleyball v. Liberty 6 p.m. @ DeKalb, Ill. Men’s Soccer v. UNC-Wilmington 7:30 p.m. @ Columbus

Saturday Men’s Cross Country: Flyer 5K Challenge 10:45 a.m. @ Kettering, Ohio Women’s Cross Country: Flyer 5K Challenge 11:15 a.m. @ Kettering, Ohio Football v. Buffalo 12 p.m. @ Columbus Field Hockey v. Temple 2:30 p.m. @ Philadelphia Women’s Volleyball v. Green Bay 1 p.m. @ DeKalb, Ill. Women’s Volleyball v. Northern Illinois 8 p.m. @ DeKalb, Ill.

Sunday Men’s Soccer v. Northern Illinois 2:30 p.m. @ Columbus Women’s Soccer v. Arizona 6 p.m. @ Columbus

Wednesday Women’s Volleyball v. Polish National Team 7 p.m. @ Columbus

Thursday, Sept. 5 Women’s Soccer v. Boston College 7 p.m. @ Chestnut Hill, Mass.

Buckeyes turn attention to Buffalo Matthew Mithoefer Senior Lantern reporter mithoefer.3@osu.edu For the first time in Ohio State football history, eight individuals were chosen to serve as captains for the 2013 version of the Buckeyes. Members of the eight-man leadership crew, along with coach Urban Meyer, addressed the media after practice Wednesday. Senior backup quarterback Kenny Guiton was one of the eight chosen to lead OSU this season, and the news did not come as a surprise to team members, as Guiton received a large portion of his teammates’ votes. “Most votes (were for) (senior offensive lineman Jack) Mewhort, second most was C.J. Barnett and then Kenny was not far behind, he was like third or fourth,” Meyer said. Guiton said he was surprised to receive the honor, but not surprised that his teammates look up to him. “I was surprised that I was a captain, but I’m really not surprised that I’m a leader,” Guiton said. Meyer went on to express more accolades for his backup quarterback, saying “he’s an incredible kid; (his) parents need to be proud of that guy… I think he should be a coach, I really do, I’ve had that chat with him.” Guiton was not the only gunslinger to be named captain, as junior starting quarterback Braxton Miller was also given the honor. Miller said that he has “big shoes to fill,” left by previous OSU captains, but that he is ready to “take charge.” With eight captains, this year’s Buckeye squad tops the previous high of six set in 2010. Now that the captains have been named, the Buckeye players and coaches are ready to shift focus exclusively toward Saturday’s matchup against Buffalo. Meyer said it’s an incredible feeling to represent his home state and that there are a number of tasks to accomplish. “The responsibility (is) you have to put a good team out there, and that’s really all our focus is,” Meyer said. “Yes it’s exciting and we’re fired up and all that. Every

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Then-sophomore quarterback Braxton Miller (5) evades the defense during a game against Michigan Nov. 24, 2012, at Ohio Stadium. OSU won, 26-21. Friday night is a tough night to sleep. You just want to put a good product out there.” Senior wide receiver Corey “Philly” Brown said this year’s team is a lot different from last year’s and has the potential to put up more points as a result. “I feel like our tempo this year is so much more flawless, we’re so much more crisp on our assignments, we’ve got way more leaders and playmakers out there,” Brown said. “You’ll see a lot of points if we can execute and do what we do.” The Buckeyes are scheduled to play Buffalo Saturday at noon in Ohio Stadium.

Women’s soccer tops Pittsburgh, 2-0 jason morrow Lantern reporter morrow.182@osu.edu The streak continues for No. 24 Ohio State women’s soccer team, after it defeated Pittsburgh 2-0 Wednesday night at the Bert L. & Iris S. Wolstein Field at Jesse Owens Memorial Stadium. With the win, the Buckeyes set a school-record with 14 consecutive matches unbeaten, dating back to last September. “I think that just shows how hard we’ve all worked as a team and the coaching staff… and it paid off,” junior forward Kayla Varner said after the win. OSU controlled the game offensively for most of the first half and a 36th minute goal off a corner kick from senior defender Megan Fuller to freshman midfielder Alexis Degler opened the scoring for the Buckeyes. “Megan Fuller takes unbelievable corner kicks, and I knew my role on the back post is to just clean it up,” Degler said. “I just took my chance and got my head in front of it and made it.” The Buckeyes were able to keep possession for most of the first half, outshooting the Panthers 8-1 in the first half, and holding a 9-1 advantage in corner kicks. “This week, we really focused and pinpointed the attack. I know we do a lot of functional training so we really just focused on the final third,” Degler said. In the 60th minute, junior forward and

I’ll take it,” Varner said. Coach Lori Walker said she was pleased with her team’s effort and their ability to score against a solid defensive team like Pittsburgh. “Pittsburgh defended really hard, they were very organized behind the ball, as I figured they would be and I feel good that we found the back of the net,” Walker said. The Buckeyes are set to be back in action Sunday, hosting Arizona at 6 p.m. at the Jesse Owens Memorial Stadium. Walker says rest is the most important thing for her team right now. “First thing we have to do is recover, this is our third game in five days, we need to get a little bit of rest in us … and find some things out about Arizona,” Walker said.

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Senior defender Megan Fuller controls the ball against Pittsburgh Aug. 28, at Jesse Owens Stadium. OSU won, 2-0. midfielder Kayla Varner extended OSU’s lead, making a long shot that beat redshirt-junior goalkeeper Nicole D’Agostino. The ball found the back of the net, but Varner said she didn’t know how she did it. “Well, it was kind of an accident, but it worked in my favor. It was supposed to be a cross, but

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Buffalo Bulls quarterback Alex Zordich (15) directs his offensive line against Connecticut at Rentschler Field in East Hartford, Conn., Sept. 29, 2012. UConn won, 24-17. dan hope Oller reporter hope.46@osu.edu

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The University of Buffalo football team came to Columbus last year to finish its 2012 football season, losing 21-7 to Bowling Green in a neutral game site at Crew Stadium. The Bulls are returning to Columbus this weekend to kick off their 2013 season, and they aren’t expecting to lose again. This time around, the Bulls will be playing Ohio State, as the two teams kick off their seasons at Ohio Stadium Saturday at noon. OSU will be starting its campaign for a second consecutive undefeated season under Urban Meyer’s second year as coach, while the Bulls are looking to improve on a 4-8 record from last year. Although the Buckeyes may be heavily favored to win, the Bulls aren’t backing down from their opponent.

“Our thinking is go in and get a win,” said Buffalo senior linebacker Khalil Mack. “We’re looking forward to the challenge.” The Buckeyes, ranked No. 2 the AP preseason poll, are expected to be among the top contenders for a college football National Championship this season. Sophomore quarterback Joe Licata, however, said the Bulls also come into this game with high expectations. “They have obviously very high expectations,” Licata said. “They want to play in the National Championship at the end of the year, but we have expectations too, we want to make a bowl game at the end of the year.” The Buckeyes are the highest-ranked opponent the Bulls have played since 2006, when they suffered a 38-7 loss to then-No. 2 Auburn. That said, Bulls coach Jeff Quinn said his team’s preparation will not change in response to the team’s opponent. “I prepare our football team the same way each and every week,” Quinn said during the Mid-American Conference coaches’ teleconference Monday. “I don’t think we try to get too far ahead of ourselves. We know we’re playing one of the best football teams in the country.” If Buffalo is going to pull off the upset, they are going to have to hold Buckeyes junior quarterback and reigning Big Ten Offensive Player of the Year Braxton Miller in check. Quinn first saw Miller play while he was the offensive coordinator at Cincinnati, while Miller was a freshman quarterback at Wayne High School in Huber Heights, Ohio. “Even though he was a young high school freshman, I saw a lot of skills that I hadn’t seen in players that were juniors and seniors at that time,” Quinn said. Since then, Quinn said Miller has developed into “by far one of the best” players in college football. “We were the first ones to get in there and get our eyes on it and the more I’ve studied him, the more I think he’s a complete player,” Quinn said. “He can throw the ball, he can run the ball, he manages the offense. He’s making good quality decisions and this team really rallies behind him.” One of the players most responsible for bringing pressure on Miller will be Mack. A first-team All-MAC selection for the past two years, Mack’s 21 tackles for loss were the seventh-most in the Football Bowl Subdivision last year. He also holds Buffalo school records with 56 tackles for loss and 11 forced fumbles. Mack said what stands out with the Buckeyes offense is “how well they play together.”

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Last week was the start of something new for american fans of the english premier League; it was also the start of something great. for years now, fox soccer Channel has dictated how we watched a sport loved across the world, but after the debut of nBC sports Group coverage of the epL on aug. 17, i believe we can now breathe a sigh of relief. Back in October 2012, nBC dan HeSSler sports network bought the rights hessler.31@osu.edu to show epL matches when it outbid fox and espn, although fox will still carry the uefa Champions League and espn, the fifa World Cup, who had been airing the matches together for nearly two decades, with a bid of roughly $250 million. i never had anything against the way fox broadcasted the matches at the time, but after experiencing nBCsn, i can tell you without a doubt in my mind that i don’t want it to go back to the way it was. When fox soccer aired the matches, you were required to have a fox soccer 2 Go subscription if you wanted to watch any matches that were not aired live on tV. this subscription could be purchased in two separate ways. a monthly subscription would have cost you $19.99 per month, or you could opt to pay for the subscription annually, paying $169.99, saving you roughly $70 a year. With this subscription, you gained access to watch thousands of matches from the epL to the Champions League on your computer and mobile devices, but it cost you a pretty penny. this brings me to the best part of nBCsn coverage of the epL. not only will nBCsn air all 380 epL matches, but they also offer both premier League extra time and nBC sports Live extra at no extra cost to everyone who has nBC sports. premier League extra time is a collection of extra channels that air any match not shown on an nBCuniversal designated channel and nBC sports Live extra offers epL viewers the capability to stream every match live using a desktop or a mobile device for no extra charge. the nBC sports Live extra app is supported by both apple iOs and android. this may sound too good to be true for epL fans, but currently the only downside to nBCsn airing the matches is that not every cable provider is currently carrying nBCsn. however, nBCsn claims on its website that it is working hard on adding other providers to a list that already contains WOW!, at&t u-Verse, dish and directV. nBCsn is receiving positive feedback from fans too, as last weekend’s epL debut earned an average of 792,000 viewers and the best rating for an epL opening weekend in the u.s. with a 0.8. these numbers show a 43 percent increase from last year when the matches were still shown on fox soccer. this significant increase is due partly to the sport gaining more fans across the u.s. but also because of the coverage offered by nBCsn.

Buffalo from 5A “they have a nice tempo offense,” Mack said. “they move fast, Braxton is fast, they complement each other, they complement his speed with the protection that they use. it’s a very disciplined team all around.” On the other side of the equation, Meyer has also been impressed by Mack. he said Monday that Mack is the second-best nfL draft prospect among outside linebackers in college football this season, and called him a “tremendous player.” “(Mack) would start for Ohio state and will be a very good nfL player,” Meyer said during tuesday’s Big ten coaches teleconference. the Bulls run a 3-4 defensive scheme, in which they employ Mack as a pass-rusher off the edge from the outside linebacker position. he is expected to match up primarily against Buckeyes redshirt-senior left tackle Jack Mewhort, an nfL prospect in his own right who was named a captain for the Buckeyes earlier this week. “they got a good defense,” Mewhort said. “they throw some different looks at us and they do some different things, and that’s what we’ve been preparing for, so i’m excited to get out there.” Mack said he is excited for the opportunity to play against a top team and Mewhort and said he expects to take advantage of it. “Being able to go against some of the best competition, that’s more than i can ask for,” Mack said. “i’m looking forward to the challenge.” On the other side of the ball, the Bulls will be led by Licata, who replaced thenjunior alex Zordich as the Bulls’ starting quarterback during the team’s final four games of last season. in nine total games last season, Licata completed 52.8 percent of his passes for 1,045 yards and seven touchdowns, with three interceptions. Licata wants to prove himself further by leading the Bulls to a win saturday. “you don’t go looking to have a moral victory, you go in to look to win the game,” Licata said. “if you have a moral victory, that means you lost the game.” even if the Bulls do not win, however, Licata said it is more important that the team feels good about the way they play saturday. “We need to just stay confident and keep pushing,” Licata said. “things are going to go wrong at some point. that’s the

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then-senior jordan Hall (7) attempts to break away from a defender during a game against UaB Sept. 22, 2012, at Ohio Stadium. OSU won, 29-15. game of football, that’s what happens. so when that one thing goes wrong, we can’t let it escalate and turn it two things or three things and get ourselves behind.” although the Buckeyes will have eight new starters on their defense saturday, Licata acknowledged that the Bulls offense will face a tough test. “i know that they’re very aggressive and they have a lot of great players,” Licata said. “they’re the most athletic team that we’ll face all year probably. there’s a reason why they were undefeated last year, and it started with their defense.” Licata will need help from some of the key players around him. those key players include senior running back Branden Oliver, who has 2,514 career rushing yards and 18 career rushing touchdowns and senior wide receiver alex neutz, who caught 65 passes for 1,015 yards and 11 touchdowns as a junior. Many of the Bulls are familiar with the Ohio. thirteen players are natives, including sophomore punter tyler Grassman, who played at Lincoln high school in Gahanna. playing in Ohio stadium, however, presents a different challenge for the Bulls. at a capacity of 102,329 people, Ohio stadium is more than three times larger

than Buffalo’s home stadium (29,013). Quinn said it is key for his team to “keep their poise and composure” as they deal with the road environment. “i know they’re going to be excited about being in that kind of environment,” Quinn said. “the energy is going to be outstanding. how you control and how you respond is going to be a big part of the beginning of that game. Be in the moment, focus on the process, staying very very locked in, trying to block out all that noise and that environment and just play football.”

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Ke$ha colored her message of equality with rainbows and collaborated with glitter for a shining performance in Columbus Tuesday night. “This is my gay rights mobile,” Ke$ha, whose real name is Kesha Rose Sebert, said about her rainbow toy Mustang right before her performance of “Your Love Is My Drug.” “I’m not getting married until any two people can get married.” There was no want for more theatrics or energy during the rest of Ke$ha’s entire set at the Lifestyle Communities Pavilion. Whether she was dancing in a routine with her backup dancers or pounding on a drum at the back of the stage, Ke$ha was a firecracker who could not be stopped, and everyone watching was able to feed off of her high-octane vibe. Ke$ha went through four major wardrobe changes and still managed to power through 16 action-packed songs. Hits from all three of her albums were included, so no Ke$ha fan was left out. She even found a way to perform songs on

her own that had been recorded as collaborations with other artists, like “Dirty Love” with Iggy Pop and “Blah Blah Blah” with 3OH!3. It has been said that Ke$ha’s live performances are not up to par with her recorded songs, but this concert disproved that. Rather than having a computer full of electronic beats sit on stage with her, Ke$ha chose to have real people playing real instruments as her backup. Most notably, her rendition of “Take It Off” had a heavy rock ‘n’ roll vibe complete with squealing electric guitars. Ke$ha also chose to use her natural voice to perform rather than the voice touched heavily by Auto-Tune on her albums. The result was a girl who could belt it onstage and rock out without worrying about sounding exactly like the recordings. She knows she can sing, and she went for it flawlessly in every single song. One of the show’s opening acts, Mike Posner, was not so fortunate. For most of his set, Posner lacked the stage presence and energy necessary to keep the crowd satisfied. His rendition of Justin Bieber’s “Boyfriend” was his most enthusiastic song, but his own original songs hardly had the same feel. Though Ke$ha’s other opening act, Semi

Precious Weapons, was likely the least-known act at the concert, this band easily had twice the stage presence as Posner. I had never heard of this garage glam band until the second the members began playing their instruments, and I now consider myself a major fan. Semi Precious Weapons also excelled by just being themselves. Justin Tranter, the band’s lead vocalist, gave a performance reminiscent of David Bowie – full of emotion and life. Whether Tranter was yelling profanities at the audience or twerking at the speed of light, it was evident that he put his all into the performance and just wanted it to be fun for the listeners. No Ke$ha concert would be complete without glitter, and lots of it. Most members of the audience came prepared with homemade glitter bombs, pelting each other until they were drenched in the reflective particles. If you forgot your glitter, though, no worries – Ke$ha shot off several cannons full of the stuff right into the audience. “I hope you find just one piece of glitter tomorrow,” Ke$ha said at the end of the show. “I hope you find it somewhere naughty, and I hope you think of me.”

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Anheuser-Busch, maker of Budweiser and Bud Light, recently announced that their fledgling brand extension, Bud Light Platinum, is now the official broken bottle of the off-campus area at Ohio State. “We could not be more excited to have Bud Light Platinum team up with the residents who live off-campus, throw huge parties and continuously litter the sidewalks by breaking our glass bottles everywhere,” said Rick McCab, the marketing director at Anheuser-Busch. He added that the 6 percent alcohol by volume increase from the standard 4.2 percent of Bud Light may contribute to why people are so eager to throw them into the streets, making it dangerous for literally everybody around. “We believe this will be a great partnership since the kind of people who enjoy recklessly throwing sharp glass bottles at both cars and people are most likely already drunk off of our Bud Plats, anyway,” McCab said. Many people on campus were also excited to hear about the new partnership, as shown through the comments of an intoxicated student at 3 p.m. Tuesday. “The only reason I even buy the ‘BLPs’ is because I love getting hammered and smashing their cool new blue bottle design all over the place,” said Donnie Durmite, a fifth-year in exploration. “One time, I even broke one over my roommate’s head. It was crazy, man. We haven’t talked since, but dude, it was totally worth it.” Taylor Stepp, Undergraduate Student Government president, also weighed in on the new deal. “This is not only a great opportunity for off-campus housing, but also Anheuser-Busch. Ohio State is a coveted university to endorse, so they should consider themselves lucky we chose their product to mercilessly chuck into high-traffic intersections. We almost went with King Cobra 40 oz.,” Stepp said. Many students, who were initially apprehensive to the idea of their school teaming up with something that can be used as a weapon, are finally starting to come around.

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A shattered But Light Platinum, found on 14th and Indianola avenues, moments before popping a professor’s tire. “At first, I would get super angry at all the drunken buffoons who just toss beers off their second and third story balconies,” said Tara Gilbert, a third-year in psychology who has personally stepped on broken glass twice while walking to class, forcing her to get stitches. “But I mean, if it’s going to be the ‘official’ broken bottle off campus that severely cuts my ankle, I guess I’m cool with it.” Although many students are excited about the new collaboration, there are others who don’t seem to agree, despite whether or not they are legally old enough to even consume alcohol. “Beer? Eww gross,” commented Mimi Davis, a first-year in fashion retail studies, who continued to say that she only drinks Smirnoff Ice Cranberry, despite how annoying her boyfriend thinks that is. “Beer makes you fat.” The Office of Student Life has not responded to

a request for comment, although, when asked her personal opinion of Bud Light Platinum, Javaune Adams-Gaston, vice president for Student Life, responded “Mmmm, I’ve had those before. They go hard.” McCab concluded his announcement by saying you can expect the first “official” off-campus Bud Light Platinum to break “as early as Friday or Saturday night, hey, maybe even tonight.” He is unsure, however, when the first “official” trip to the emergency room by an innocent student hit by a carelessly thrown Bud Light Platinum will be. “The Dim Bulb” is a weekly dose of satire, intended to poke fun at the university and affiliates. The contents of these articles are not factual and are not meant to be taken seriously.

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MTV VMAs continue to shock, addiction rumors float around Lamar Odom danielle seamon Asst. arts editor seamon.17@osu.edu This is part of a weekly series called “Pop Opinions” where The Lantern offers its take on the week’s pop culture news.

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A scene from the short film ‘K.I.T.’ The film is scheduled to be shown at the Wexner Center for the Arts Aug. 30 along with seven other films from January’s Sundance Film Festival. Abigail Hofrichter Lantern reporter hofrichter.3@osu.edu Telling a story about love, a severed foot and the apocalypse in the span of a standard commercial break sounds impossible, but a select group of filmmakers have proved otherwise. The Wexner Center for the Arts is scheduled to screen eight short films from the 2013 Sundance Film Festival Friday night beginning at 7 p.m. Mike Plante, short film programmer for Sundance, explained the Wexner Center’s thoughtful and at times risky programming of unique films made it a great candidate to host the event. “We looked for venues that were showing the most interesting and vibrant movies around the country,” Plante said. Dave Filipi, director of Film/Video at the Wexner Center, welcomed the idea and hopes it will provide a new, authentic film viewing experience. “It is often hard for short films to be screened, so this is a good opportunity for people to view them the way it’s meant to be opposed to online,” Filipi said. In addition, Filipi expects the Sundance name will pique curiosity and encourage students to broaden their film horizons. Jennifer Wray, marketing and media assistant for the Wexner Center, also has high hopes for the indie film event. “We think that both the quality and variety of shorts included in this evening of Sundance selects will make it a compelling, fun and illuminating night for all,” Wray said in an email. Wray said the Wexner Center regularly features

short films created by Wexner curators, such as the annual Ohio Shorts program, as well as those compiled by outside sources on the Film/Video schedule. Friday is set to feature eight of the 80 shorts from the 2013 Sundance Film Festival in January. The films range in length from four to 23 minutes and cover a wide range of sub-genres, such as drama, comedy, animation and documentary. “We like to take the audience on a roller coaster ride of thoughts and emotions over the 90-minute show,” Plante said. He said the Sundance Film Festival defines a short as 50 minutes or less, with an average run time of 12-14 minutes. “We chose a variety of films or different styles and a mix of serious and fun in order to show the wide variety of films we show at the Sundance Film Festival every January,” Plante said. Featured shorts include the award-winning comedy film “The Date,” an award-winning, fourminute short about the projects of Los Angeles entitled “Until The Quiet Comes” and an animated portrayal of the end of the world and a severed foot, called “The Event.” “Everyone that comes to a shorts program may have a different experience than the person sitting next to them,” Plante said. “We hope it starts conversations that last long after the show as well.” The Wexner Center is just one of many stops the program will make across 50 cities this fall. The program began in July and will wrap up in January, right before the next Sundance Film Festival. The screening is scheduled to start at 7 p.m. Friday with an approximate 99-minute run time. Tickets cost $8 for general public and $6 for students.

MTV 2013 Video Music Awards The ratio of music to shows about teen parents broadcasted on MTV was back in balance after the 2013 Video Music Awards broadcasted live from the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, N.Y. With Sunday night’s show, the circle of celebrity life is back in harmony. Kanye West took a low-key seat in the audience and sang a modest performance of his song “Blood On The Leaves,” and his appearance at the VMAs alluded a calmer persona in contrast to his 2009 incident with Taylor Swift on the award stage. However, we must still crown this year’s queen of crazy. Miley Cyrus was raised up among the masses to overlook what would soon be her kingdom of controversy, raising the eyebrows of not only the viewers, but also the Parents Television Council, an organization backed by the one and only Billy Ray Cyrus, Miley’s dad. In the council’s press release, the organization declared, “MTV continues to sexually exploit young women by promoting acts that incorporate ‘twerking’ in a nude-colored bikini. How is this image of former child star Miley Cyrus appropriate for 14-year-olds?” The release had no mention of daddy Cyrus’ name. Add an alleged Taylor Swift F-bomb, an ‘NSYNC reunion

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Khloe Kardashian (right) with husband Lamar Odom. Rumors recently emerged that Odom has been going through a crack cocaine addiction. and the remarkable looks of disgust and surprise from Will Smith and his family during Lady Gaga’s risque performance, I think Buzzfeed will have enough memes to get them through the year. Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Rumors and sources have emerged from the woodwork to reveal that former Los Angeles Clippers basketball player Lamar Odom has allegedly been battling a crack cocaine addiction. Of course, this comes to the dismay of not only Khloe Kardashian, but the entire Kardashian clan. After a week of divorce speculation and even a rumor that the 33-year-old NBA player was missing (he wasn’t), it is

certain that the couple, who tied the knot only nine days after they met in September 2009, is still together. Of course, mom-ager Kris Jenner, matriarch of the Kardashian clan, is rumored to have met with divorce attorney Laura Wasser, feeling Khloe to be “too emotional to see things clearly,” according to “Us Magazine.” As a guiltless viewer of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” and its numerous E! spin-offs, it’s disheartening to see this issue arise. Although the fame of the Kardashians is widely criticized by the general public, it’s difficult (and somewhat insensitive) to wish ill-will on a celebrity family going through a very human problem.

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