SWING INTO ACTION

Prayer and Action teams from the Archdiocese of Kansas City in Kansas took to the streets of Atchison in late June for several service projects in the community. Fifty teams from 10 parishes of the archdiocese took part. Prayer and Action is a service retreat ministry that provides teens the opportunity to grow in their relationship with Jesus Christ while serving the local communities of northeast Kansas.

Lifeteen Rummage Sale

Holy Trinity Parish (gym)

13615 W.92nd St., Lenexa

July 28-29

This massive rummage sale supports the youth of the parish. July 28 from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. (free admission); July 29 from 8 a.m. to noon (free admission) and everything is half off.

SIPS FOR SCHOLARSHIPS

2501 Southwest Boulevard, Kansas City, Missouri

July 30 from 5 - 8 p.m.

This event raises funds for need-based scholarships to Resurrection Catholic School in Kansas City, Kansas. To purchase tickets or to make a donation, visit the website at: rcskck.org. Ninety-seven percent of students rely on scholarships to attend Resurrection Catholic School.

Refugee Community Sponsorship Presentation

Corpus Christi Parish

6001 Bob Billings Pkwy., Lawrence

(Father Jim Shaughnessy Hall - South)

July 31 from 6 - 7 p.m.

Navigating a new country can be challenging. We know refugees who are supported by the community integrate faster and become self-sufficient much quicker than those trying to do it on their own. Come learn about the journey of a refugee family and the opportunity to be a part of our Community Sponsorship Program. Light refreshments will be provided. All are welcome! This event is sponsored by Catholic Charities of Northeast Kansas.

RUMMAGE SALE

Sacred Heart Parish

408 S. Cedar St., Ottawa

Aug. 3 from 8:30 a.m. to 6 p.m.

Aug. 4 from 8:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. (half price)

Aug. 5 from 7:30 a.m. to noon ($2 bag day)

There will be a selection of furniture, antiques, collectibles, home decor, art, books, seasonal decorations, tools, electronics, sporting goods, toys, jewelry, purses, kitchen items, bedding, and tons of clothes and shoes for the entire family.

Annual Roast Beef Dinner

Sacred Heart Church (hall)

1405 2nd Ave., Leavenworth

Aug. 6 from 11:30 a.m. to 3 p.m.

Cost is $13 for adults and $6 for children (12 and under). Carryouts are available.

Catholic women’s bible study

Holy Trinity (Father Quigley Center)

9201 Summit St., Lenexa

Tuesdays: Sept. 21 to May 3, 2024, from 9:30 - 11 a.m.

We will be studying the Book of Exodus and Mary: The Bible and the Mother of God. Register online by Aug. 25 at: womensbible studykc.com to ensure that your books are available on the first day. Those who register late will receive their materials later. For more information, contact Theresa Gordzica at (785) 843-0283; Jenny Kropf at (913) 2198528; or send an email to: womensbible studykc@gmail.com. Catechesis of the Good Shepherd program is offered for ages infant12 years of age while we gather for the Bible study. Teens ages 13 - 15 are invited to our Junior Bible Study.

BINGO NIGHT

Sacred Heart Parish

2646 S. 34th St., Kansas City, Kansas

Aug. 12 at 7 p.m.

Sacred Heart Knights of Columbus will be hosting bingo. Refreshments will be sold. Questions? Call Bob at (913) 850-3348.

Spaghetti dinner and Bingo

St. Patrick Parish (center)

1066 N. 94th, Kansas City, Kansas

Aug. 12 at 6 p.m.

Spaghetti with meatballs, Italian sausage, salad, bread stick, dessert and tea or lemonade will be served. Cost is $10, plus $10 for 10 games of bingo. Questions? Call Fritz Vertz at (913) 515-0621.

St. stanislaus parish picnic

St. Stanislaus Parish (Dekat Hall)

701 S. Main St., Rossville

Aug. 12 at noon

The parish picnic is being held in conjunction with Rossville’s Tall Corn Festival. There will be bingo from 3 - 6:30 p.m., a fried chicken dinner from 4 - 6:30 p.m. for $12 per plate, and Mass at 7 p.m.

Rosary Rally In Honor Of Our Lady Of Fatima

St. Gabriel the Archangel Parish

4737 N. Cleveland Ave., Kansas City, Missouri

Aug. 13 from 3:30 p.m. - 4:45 p.m.

We will pray the joyful, sorrowful and glorious mysteries of the rosary. Benediction will follow as well as an opportunity for attendees to enroll in the brown scapular. For more information, visit the website at: www.rosaryrallieskc.org.

50th Anniversary Celebration

Christ’s Peace House of Prayer

22131 Meagher Rd., Easton

Aug. 19 from 8:30 am to 4 p.m.

Christ’s Peace is celebrating 50 years of offering an opportunity to meet Our Lord through silence, creation, prayer and retreat. To commemorate this milestone, Archbishop Joseph F. Naumann will celebrate Mass. Lunch will be provided with plenty of opportunity to enjoy and tour the property. Come and celebrate our five decades of serving the spiritual needs of the archdiocese. To attend, fill out the RSVP form online at: ChristsPeace. com or call (913) 773-8255.

Annual picnic

Immaculate Conception Parish

208 Bertrand Ave., St. Marys Aug. 19 from 4 - 7 p.m.

Evening Mass will kick off the event. A fried chicken dinner (dark meat only) with fixings will be served in the Centennial Building (behind the church). The cost is $10 for adults and $5 for children ages 10 and under. There will also be carnival games, bingo, a cakewalk and garage sale from 5 - 8 p.m. The evening will end with a dance and fellowship.

Wills And Trusts Workshop

Divine Mercy Parish (CFC Great Room)

555 W. Main, Gardner

Aug. 23 from 6 - 7:30 p.m.

This event is cohosted by Divine Mercy Parish and the Catholic Foundation of

Northeast Kansas. RSVP online to: tlynn@ archkck.rg or to: archkck.org/gift-planningevent or call (913) 647-0365.

Liturgy and life bible study

Our Lady of the Presentation

150 N.W. Murray Rd., Lee’s Summit, Missouri

Aug. 26 from 9 a.m. - noon

Father Paul Turner, international expert on liturgy, is presenting a workshop on the new Liturgy and Life Study Bible. This event is sponsored by NPM (National Pastoral Musicians). This Bible explains the scriptural roots of liturgy, linking specific passages to the liturgical rites and is a wonderful resource for priests, deacons, liturgists, catechists, lectors and liturgical musicians. Liturgical Press is offering a discount when ordering the book at the workshop. Preregistering online at: npminkc.com is helpful to ensure enough breakfast and space for everyone. A $20 donation is accepted at the door.

Retrouvaille

Savior Pastoral Center

12601 Parallel Pkwy., Kansas City, Kansas

Sept. 1 -3

Is your marriage struggling or do you know one that is? Retrouvaille is a program that helps couples restore their marriage and rebuild a loving relationship. This is a practical program to improve communication and help couples connect. Sign up online at: www. helpourmarriage.org or call 1 (800) 470-2230.

MEETING CHRIST IN PRAYER

Church of the Ascension

9510 W. 127th St., Overland Park

Tuesdays through Aug. 8

This eight-week guided prayer experience is based on the Spiritual Exercises of St. Ignatius of Loyola. He showed how daily meditative/contemplative prayer enables us to know Jesus more personally, see God in our midst more clearly and, like the disciples on the road to Emmaus, you, too, might come to say, “Was not my heart burning within me?” The cost is $35 and includes a book. For more information and to register, go online to: www.ignatiancenterkc.org/ events/mcip2023. Questions? Contact Marguerite Enlow at (913) 660-2811.

Employment

Custodial supervisor - Bishop Miege is seeking a custodial supervisor to work M-F, 2:30-11 p.m., with occasional evenings/weekends. The custodial supervisor will manage, coordinate and work in concert with the custodial crew to maintain cleanliness of school building and grounds and ensure a safe and pleasant learning environment. Duties include, but are not limited to: oversight of janitorial staff; general housekeeping and sanitation duties; event setup; light maintenance; inventory and ordering of janitorial supplies; and scheduling. Candidate must be able to navigate stairs, stand for extended periods and lift 50 lbs. regularly. Must have good communication skills and be able to relate positively and cooperatively with staff, students and the community. Send resume to Ryan Wrigley at 5041 Reinhardt Dr., Shawnee Mission, KS 66205, or email: rwrigley@bishopmiege.com.

Assistant direct support professional - L’Arche Heartland is seeking an assistant direct support professional. This person would report to the community home supervisor. Key responsibilities include: utilize personcentered support plan to provide guidance, support, growth and development opportunities to each core member through attentiveness and caring; be a strong role model of appropriate behavior; foster positive and supportive relationships among core members as well as families and professionals; follow all policies, procedures and protocols to ensure core member safety; participate and contribute to house team meetings to ensure household is maintained to include regular upkeep, meal planning and preparation as well as event planning and community interaction; monitor and assist core members with the following as needed: personal hygiene, appearance, laundry, meal preparation, cleaning, personal finances and leisure activities while promoting core member independence; perform all documentation activities (financial, medication, behavior, etc.) as required by policy/programming while maintaining confidentiality; transport core members as assigned; administer medication, properly document and assist with securing refills; participate in and adequately complete training and recertifications as required, both ongoing and upon hire; participate in community events and activities as appropriate. Required skills/abilities: exhibit respect and caring for core members and all those involved in the support of group home residents; demonstrate excellent communication and organizational skills; have the ability to problem solve and manage conflicts objectively. Experience and education requirements: experience with persons with developmental disabilities (highly preferred). Have a valid driver’s license; have a high school education or equivalent. Pass all required background checks; maintain CPR/first-aid certification. Physical requirements: must be able to lift up to 25 pounds at times; must be able to perform activities of daily living such as cooking and cleaning; able and willing to assist in house maintenance/yard work. Include signature and printed name with application. Email: Assistant@larcheks.org or call (913) 341-2265.

Administrative assistant - St. Joseph Early Education Center, Shawnee, is seeking a full-time administrative assistant. Interested individuals should email cover letter and resume to Kristan Mora at: KMora@ stjoeshawnee.org. For more information, call (913) 631-0800.

Sales coordinator - New Roots for Refugees, a program helping refugees and immigrants start their own small farm businesses in the Kansas City area, is hiring a sales coordinator. This position will coordinate all sales outlets for New Roots farmers (farmers markets, wholesale and farm shares) and will be responsible for planning, forecasting and sales growth. If you have experience in sales, local food and farming or restaurants, please check out our job description and apply! Go to: catholiccharitiesks.org/careers/ and scroll down to “Job Openings.”

Executive director – The Mission Project is a not-forprofit organization located in Mission. It was started 19 years ago to provide services that enable persons with intellectual and developmental disabilities to live independently in community with supports. We are seeking a full-time executive director, who would report to our board of directors, and supervise other staff, contract support and volunteers. Collaboration with families of participants is essential. Primary responsibilities include fundraising, public relations, supervision and leadership. Candidates must have strong communication and effective people skills; excellent persuasive writing skills; be detail-oriented and self-starting; have experience with fundraising and grant writing; and be proficient with computer apps and social media. A bachelor’s degree in health, behavioral health or related experience with intellectual and developmental disabilities is highly desired. For complete job description and application instructions, email a cover letter and resume to: executivedirector@themissionproject. org. To learn more about The Mission Project, visit our website at: www.themissionproject.org.

Open ministry positions - Prince of Peace Parish in Olathe is restructuring our Christian formation office and seeking outstanding people of faith to guide our parishioners and their families in faith formation. To allow the Holy Spirit to call the right people, we are inviting applicants interested in either full-time or part-time options. Positions will include leading children or adult faith formation, as well as possible administrative/clerical positions. If you feel called to serve God and his church through ministry, and are interested in learning about the open positions at Prince of Peace, please contact April Bailey, director of religious education, at: abailey@popolathe.org or (913) 747-7744.

Multimedia marketing specialist - Catholic Charities of Northeast Kansas is actively seeking an experienced multimedia marketing specialist to support and promote the agency’s mission of providing help, hope and hospitality to the most vulnerable. This position will be responsible for creating compelling visual stories of hope from those we serve, staff and volunteers utilizing video, audio and photography. Must also be skilled in graphic design to assist with the creation of marketing materials, including brochures, fliers and more. To learn more or apply, visit: catholiccharitiesks.org and click on “Careers.”

Compliance officer - Exchange Bank & Trust is a $500M family-owned community bank located in northeast Kansas and northwest Missouri. Exchange Bank & Trust has an excellent career opportunity for the right candidate. Primary duties: responsible for the administration of all aspects of the bank’s Compliance Management Program; manage the bank’s BSA program with assistance from BSA analyst; organizes and controls the bank’s day-to-day administrative, lending and operational compliance activities; collaborates with senior management in the overall administration of these regulations for the bank. Participates in various committees, audits and examinations; interacts with regulators and auditors; conducts staff training related to compliance; advises the board of directors, senior management and bank personnel of emerging compliance issues; and consults and guides the bank in the establishment of controls to mitigate risks. Requirements include: bachelor’s degree from a college or university and at least three years of related experience or training or the equivalent combination of education and experience (juris doctorate and related legal experience a plus); work-related experience should consist of an in-depth background in bank compliance and bank regulations; educational experience (through in-house training sessions, formal school or financial industry-related curriculum) should be applicable to the financial industry; advanced knowledge of bank administration, lending and operations products and services; related state and federal laws and regulations, and other bank operational policies and procedures, is preferred. Please send resume to: bhawk@ myexchangebank.com.

Job openings - Divine Mercy Parish, Gardner, has two current job openings. We are looking for a seventh and eighth grade confirmation coordinator and a 9th - 12th grade youth minister. For more information, visit the website at: www.divinemercyks.org/job-opportunities. You can also call our parish office at (913) 856-7781 or email: Parish@divinemercyks.org and then click on “Resources” and scroll down to “Job Opportunities.”

Social media coordinator – The Catholic Diocese of Lincoln in Nebraska is searching for a social media coordinator. You will produce and coordinate video, audio, still photography and written content for our communication platforms. Being proficient with videography and video editing and being an effective writer are all important. Position is based in Lincoln. Apply by July 31. Position open until filled. See the full job description and how to apply at: lincolndiocese.org/ employment.

Maintenance/custodian - Queen of the Holy Rosary/ John Paul II Catholic School in Overland Park is seeking a full-time maintenance/custodian person. The employee will perform general facility maintenance including HVAC, plumbing and electrical on both church and school grounds. Minimal supervisory activities include scheduling/monitoring licensed work activities and developing facility improvement plans. Regular cleaning and assistance with occasional special projects will also be expected. Salary range is $22 to $25 dependent on the skill set. Benefits include medical, dental, vision and a 401(k). Must have mode of transportation. For more information on specific duties and responsibilities or to apply, please contact Paul Coquillette at: qhradmin@qhr-opks. org or (913) 432-4616, ext. 212.

Caregiver needed - Caregiver needed two days per week to take care of elderly woman who is wheelchairbound. In the Overland Park area. Please call (913) 9613213.

Full-time and part-time custodians - The Church of the Nativity Parish School has immediate openings for full-time and part-time custodians. Qualified applicants should have prior custodial experience, specifically in a school environment. Maintenance experience would be a plus. The full-time position is scheduled to work M-F from 7 a.m. to 3 p.m. and the part-time from 4 to 8 p.m. M-F. Some holiday work is expected. Applicants must have a compatible work history, references, dependable transportation and be willing to participate in a background check.

The Church of the Nativity expects to pay market compensation commensurate with experience and qualifications. Nativity has a history of retaining its employees, who enjoy the advantages of working at a vibrant, collaborative, faith-based place of worship and education. Nativity Parish School is located at 3700 W. 119th, Leawood. Nativity offers a comprehensive benefit program including medical, dental, vision, vacation and 401(k). Interested applicants should send resumes and work history to: mhyde@ kcnativity.org. No phone calls please.

Eighth grade English/reading teacher – Ascension School in Overland Park is seeking a full-time eighth grade homeroom and English/reading teacher for the 2023-24 school year. This candidate will join an awesome team of junior high teachers! Applicants should send their resume, references and teacher’s license to Becky Wright at: bwright@acseagles.org.

Teacher – St. Joseph Early Education Center is seeking teachers to join our team. We are looking for individuals who would enjoy being in an atmosphere where they can help shape the growth of our early childhood children. This position is benefit-eligible, including medical, vision, dental, vacation and sick. Candidate must pass background check and become Virtus trained. To learn more about this position or apply, please send an email to Kristan Mora at: kmora@stjoeshawnee.org.

Microscope service/repair - Are you looking for something new and exciting to do? A locally owned, family business is currently seeking candidates to provide preventive maintenance and repair service on microscopes. No previous experience necessary, on-the-job training provided by seasoned technicians. Good communication, time management and customer service skills needed. Hours are flexible depending on customer needs. Some travel is required. Please contact us at: techneeded23@gmail.com.

Ministry administrative assistant - St. Ann Parish in Prairie Village is seeking a part-time administrative assistant for the school of religion and ministry office. This is a FUN job that offers lots of variety and allows a flexible work schedule. You’ll be working with parish youth in our religious education program, and providing support for some of our ministry groups. The ideal candidate will be proficient with Microsoft Office Suite, Google Drive, have database/data entry experience, have the ability to multitask, and have good communication and organizational skills. Send resume and letter of interest to: smeeker@stannpv.org.

Food service assistant – St. Joseph School in Shawnee is seeking a food service assistant. Duties include: food preparation, serving meals on food lines, set out prepared foods, replenish containers as necessary, assist with setting up the cafeteria and assist with cleanup. The selected individual is required to lift 20-25 pounds, be Virtus trained and attend safety food classes. Please email Kathy Hirt at: kahirt@st joeshawnee.org if interested in the position.

Instructional assistant (aide) - Holy Trinity School in Lenexa is seeking an instructional assistant (aide). This position supports both students and teachers. Interested candidates: Please contact Holy Trinity principal Scott Merfen at: smerfen@htslenexa.org.

Music teacher K-8 – St. Michael the Archangel Parish in Leawood is seeking a full-time music teacher. Must hold or be eligible for state of Kansas teaching licensure, bachelor’s degree and practicing Catholic. Includes full range of benefits. For more information or to apply, contact Diana Tate, principal, at: diana. tate@stmichaelcp.org or call (913) 402-3950.

Music lessons - I offer lessons in voice, bass, guitar and piano. I’m a teacher with 20 years of experience. I work from my home studio and at the Johnson County Museum. My teaching style comes from my vocal background; if you can sing it, you can play it. My lessons are a mix of learning great songs tailored to fit each student and solid music theory. Book a lesson today! Steve Uffman, (913) 222-4492, Stuffmn@gmail. com, http://stuffman.wixsite.com/vocal-music-tutor.

Part-time home care assistant - The MPPCA agency is a not-for-profit organization that enables adults with developmental disabilities to live and work safely on their own. Home care assistants work with clients individually to support them in accomplishing necessary activities of daily living, such as meal planning and preparation, grocery shopping, apartment care, laundry and organizational tasks. Skill plans are implemented by the home care assistants using strategies such as oversight, cueing, prompting, assistance and modeling. Flexible days and hours available; starting pay $16 an hour. Interested persons contact Christine Hernandez at: christinehernandez@themissionproject. org; see the website: www.mppca.org.

Full or part-time day school positions - Little Saints Day School at St. Thomas Aquinas High School is hiring for a part-time or full-time position starting in August. We are looking for individuals who are passionate, caring and faith-filled to teach the young minds at Little Saints. Please contact Jeanne Toy at: littlesaints@sta saints.net or call (913) 319-2476 for more information.

Nonmedical caregivers - Saint Rita Home Care is hiring nonmedical caregivers for seniors. Seeking compassionate individuals to fill all shifts. Call or text Renee Margush at (913) 229-4267 or rmargush@ saintritahc.com. Member of Prince of Peace Parish, Olathe.

Music director - Divine Mercy Parish in Gardner is hiring a music director. The position is part time (up to 20 hours per week). Piano and organ experience are preferred. Will be responsible for managing all aspects of the parish music program working under the pastor’s direction. For more information or to send your resume, contact Maria Lopeman at (913) 856-7781 or email: parish@divinemercyks.org.

Early childhood educators - With multiple locations in Johnson County, Special Beginnings Early Learning Center provides high quality child-care in a safe, loving Christian environment. Our classrooms are full and we are looking to add to our amazing team. We are looking for both full-time and part-time teachers for all ages of children. If you have an excellent work ethic, a heart for children and a willingness to learn more about early childhood education, we would love to meet you. For more information or to apply, call Carolyn Andruss at (913) 894-0131, ext. 102.

Staff job openings - Donnelly College in Kansas City, Kansas, has the following staff job openings available: admissions counselor, director of development, nursing intake coordinator; director of development; part-time information systems coordinator and vice-president of business affairs/CFO chief financial officer. Find job descriptions and details at: www.donnelly.edu/careers.

Make a meaningful impact today - Join L’Arche Heartland as an assistant in our Day Service Program. Contribute to the empowerment and enrichment of adults with developmental disabilities as they engage in meaningful daytime activities. Enjoy daytime hours, Monday - Friday from 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. We have immediate full-time positions available. We offer a comprehensive benefits package that includes 100% coverage for medical, dental and vision expenses. Conveniently situated in downtown Overland Park. Training provided. Apply now by visiting our website at: www.larcheks.org/join-our-team.

Assistant boys wrestling coach and dance coach - Bishop Miege High School is seeking both an asst. boys wrestling coach and a dance coach for the 202324 school year. Contact Joe Schramp, athletic director, at: jschramp@bishopmiege.com or (913) 222-5802.

Preschool teacher – St. Joseph Early Education Center in Shawnee is seeking a full-time preschool teacher for 4- and 5-year-olds. This position is benefit-eligible, including: medical, vision, dental, vacation and sick time. Interested applicants should have experience in a licensed early education center. An associate’s degree in early education or related field is preferred, but not required. Selected candidate must pass background check, become Virtus-trained and understand the mission of Catholic education. To learn more about this position or apply, please send an email to Melissa Thomas at: mthomas@stjoeshawnee.org.

Director of facilities and operations - The Archdiocese of Kansas City in Kansas is currently seeking a full-time director of facilities and operations for the Savior Pastoral Center. The incumbent must be a practicing Catholic in good standing. This position will oversee all aspects of the Savior Pastoral Center, including supervising all facility staff, retreats, program development, activities, food and lodging. A bachelor’s degree in hospitality management, business administration, theology, human resources or related field is required. Prior work experience in hotel or conference center management is preferred. To learn more about this job opportunity or to apply, please visit: https://archkck.org/jobs.

Liturgical keyboard accompanist - Church of the Ascension is looking for a liturgical keyboard accompanist to play at weekend Masses and accompany the choir in the fall. This position is open as early as July, but must be filled by mid-September, when choir rehearsals begin. A competitive “per diem” salary is commensurate with skill and experience. All inquiries should be made to music director Dorothy Brandwein at: dbrandwein@kcascension.org.

Building attendant - The Savior Pastoral Center is currently seeking a building attendant. This position is an on-site, live-in staff member who provides hospitality, security, maintenance and custodial services at Savior Pastoral Center. This position will work in the evening and on weekends. To learn more about this position or to apply, visit: archkck.org/jobs.

Youth minister - Church of the Nativity, Leawood, is seeking a full-time, dynamic, high energy, consistently visible and creative Youth Minister to join the Campus Youth Director and Christian Formation team. This position will be responsible for working directly with the Youth Director to aid in the coordination of pastoral youth ministry for the entire campus including high school youth, junior high youth from both the parish school and religious education program, and parish young adults. Ideal candidate will be a practicing Catholic who can work well in a team dynamic closely collaborating with the Campus Youth Director and the Director of Religious Education, displaying strong communication skills through a variety of points of contact, exhibiting interpersonal skills to foster mutual support from families of youth, and a passionate love for sharing Jesus Christ with all youth, knowing any contact with them is a touch point of evangelization. Qualified applicants should have at least two years’ experience in youth ministry or qualifying degree, have or be willing to receive Virtus training, and pass a background check. Please send resume to: jobapplication@kcnativity.org.

After-school care teachers - Nativity Parish School in Leawood is seeking after-school care teachers for our day school and K - 5th grades. The applicant should be at least 18 and have a previous teaching or assistant teaching position in a licensed early childhood program. Must be Virtus-trained and CPR/first-aid certified. Please contact: alison.davis@kcnativity.org.

Caregivers - Daughters & Company is looking for several compassionate caregivers to provide assistance to seniors in their home, assisted living or in a skilled nursing facility. We provide light housekeeping/light meal preparation, organizational assistance, care management and occasional transportation services for our clients. We need caregivers with reliable transportation and a cellphone for communication. A CNA background is helpful, though not mandatory. We typically employ on a part-time basis, but will strive to match up hours desired. Contact Gary or Laurie at (913) 341-2500 if you want to become part of an excellent caregiving team.

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Faculty and adjunct faculty job openings - Donnelly College, Kansas City, Kansas, is a Catholic college offering higher education for those who may not otherwise be served. Faculty job openings include: and nursing school faculty. Adjunct faculty job openings: clinical nursing school supervisor; history and math. Find job descriptions and details at: www.donnelly.edu/careers.

Victim care advocate - The victim care advocate works in collaboration with the archdiocesan report investigator and the office for protection and care to accompany victims/survivors. The incumbent is responsible for providing support to and identifying resources for victims and their families, including managing treatment services and other care and resources for immediate and long-term needs. This is a safety sensitive position, exercising a high degree of discretion, trust and confidence. To learn more about this position or to apply, please visit: https://archkck.org/jobs.

Maintenance/custodial technician – St. Joseph Church in Shawnee is seeking a full-time maintenance/custodial technician. This position performs basic maintenance duties including: painting, light plumbing, cleaning (including disinfecting surface areas), dusting, mopping, sweeping, auto scrubbing floors and other miscellaneous maintenance/ custodial. To learn more about this position or apply, please call Joe Keehn at (913) 200-2639.

Fifth grade teacher - Nativity Parish School in Leawood is seeking a fifth grade teacher for the 2023-24 school year. Applicants should email principal Luke Jennison at: luke.jennison@kcnativity.org.

Part-time kitchen assistants - Nativity Parish School in Leawood is seeking part-time kitchen assistants for the 2023-24 school year. Duties include: prepping food; setting up/breaking down the service line and garden bar; cleaning; washing dishes; interacting with children and adults in a friendly manner, all while following health department, school and supervisor guidelines. This position will be two to three days a week from 10:30 a.m. to 1 p.m., approximately five - eight hours per week. Must pass a background check, become Virtus-trained and understand the mission of Catholic schools. To apply, contact Julie Bloomingdale, cafeteria director, at: julie.bloomingdale@kcnativity.org.

For Sale

For sale - Double companion lawn crypt at Mount Moriah on Holmes Road, located in crypt #23, lot 37, block 23. Valued at $7000, asking $3500, including transfer fee. Call (913) 908-3828.

For sale - Two plots at Resurrection Cemetery, Lenexa. Located in Queen of Heaven lot 70, section C, spaces 3 and 4. Asking $1200 each. Seller will pay conveyance fee. Call Pat at (913) 645-0876.

For sale - Double companions lawn crypt at Mount Calvary Cemetery in Kansas City, Kansas. Located in section 10 L-19. Asking $8900; full package, not including headstone or memorial service. Call Patty at (913) 217-5497.

For sale - Two cemetery plots at Resurrection Cemetery in Lenexa. They are located in the Assumption section near the front of the cemetery. Valued at $5190 for both and selling for $4000. Call (816) 388-3573 and leave a message or email: cinders@ bellsouth.net.

For sale - Two side-by-side spaces at Resurrection Catholic Cemetery. Located in the Veterans Garden, section C, lot 15, spaces 1 and 2; two openings and closings, two grave liners and granite slab for two markers, including installation and maintenance. Vase not included/sold separately. Must be a veteran and current spouse, verified with DD214 identification. Spouse marker and installation not included/sold separately. Asking $8265 (10% off $9185 package value). Contact Julie Gaieski at: gaieskimo@gmail.com.

For sale - Single plot suitable for regular burial or cremation. Mt. Calvary Cemetery, KCK. Section 11, lot 80, space 3-A. Valued at $2200. Sell for $2100 and I pay conveyance fee. Contact David at (913) 980-0042.

For sale - Two plots at Mount Moriah Cemetery at 19507 Holmes, Kansas City, Missouri. Lot 92, block 26, two spaces. Valued at $9600, must sell. Asking $4000 or best offer. Call JoAnn at (913) 262-9582.

For sale - One cemetery plot, can be used as a single casket or two cremations at Chapel Hill Cemetery, across from St. Patrick Parish at 701 N. 94th St., Kansas City, Kansas. Lot 78D, number 1. Valued at $4600, asking $4000. Call Marianne at (913) 634-3127.

Residential lifts - New and recycled. Stair lifts, porch lifts, ceiling lifts and elevators. St. Michael’s parishioners. KC Lift & Elevator at (913) 327-5557. (Formerly Silver Cross - KC).

Home Improvement

Kansas City Design Remodel - We have been working hard over the years to build our award-winning and in-house team to become the top-rated bathroom and basement remodeler in Kansas City! We offer our clients a turnkey approach to remodeling. Our in-house designers guide clients through the design process of selecting materials and finishes and create a space that reflects their personality and lifestyle. Once the design is complete, our designers work closely with our in-house construction ream to ensure that every part of the vision is executed brilliantly. We are dedicated to creating an exceptional experience by committing to transparent communication throughout every step of the remodeling process. We have built a trustworthy reputation throughout the industry with clients and vendors alike and we thrive on continuous improvement and innovation. We take pride in knowing how much joy our clients feel when they get to share their newly remodeled spaces with family and friends. We hope to share our passion with your next project. Call (913) 701-2500 or email: www.remodelkc.com.

Haus to home remodeling - Let’s give that room a nice face-lift! Specializing in affordable room remodeling. From small projects to bathrooms and basements. We have lots of other services, too: tile, paint, carpentry, wood rot, decks, drywall, etc. Free estimates. For photos of our projects and to find out more about our company, visit us at: Haustohomekc. com or call Cole at (913) 544-7352.

Popcorn ceiling texture removal Call Jerry at (913) 206-1144. 30 years’ experience.

Interior painting specialist.

Member St. Joseph Parish, Shawnee.

Local handyman - Painting int. and ext., wood rot, mason repair), gutter cleaning (gutter covers), dryer vent cleaning, sump pump (replace, add new), windows, doors (interior and exterior) honey-do list, window cleaning and more! Member of Holy Angels Parish, Basehor. Call Billy at (913) 927-4118.

EL SOL Y LA TIERRA

*COMMERCIAL & RESIDENTIAL

*LAWN RENOVATION *MOWING

*CLEANUP AND HAULING

*DIRT GRADING/INSTALLATION

*LANDSCAPE DESIGN* FREE ESTIMATES

HABLAMOS Y ESCRIBIMOS INGLES!!

CALL LUPE AT (816) 252-1391

STA (Sure Thing Always) Home Repair - Basement finish, bathrooms and kitchens; interior & exterior repairs: painting, roofing, siding, wood replacement and window glazing. Free estimates. Call (913) 5791835. Email: smokeycabin@hotmail.com. Member of Holy Trinity, Lenexa.

Services

Stone painting - We are offering FREE ESTIMATES to any and all that are interested in painting this summer! We do interior, exterior house painting along with decks, fences, and much more. At Stone Painting we ensure professional quality and cheap services tailored to your needs. Call now at (913) 963-6465, or go online to: stonepaintingkc.com.

Landscape lighting - Low voltage lighting install and repair. Improve the visibility, image and impact of your home. Foley’s Lawn Care (913) 825-4353 or john@foleyslawncare.com.

Masonry work - Quality new or repair work. Brick, block and chimney/fireplace repair. Insured; second-generation bricklayer. Member of St. Paul Parish, Olathe. Call (913) 271-0362.

Catholic counseling - For individuals, couples, families, adolescents and young adults. Sam Meier, MA, LPC. Call (913) 952-2267 or book an appointment at: StillwaterKC.com, in person or Telehealth.

Custom countertops - Laminates installed within 5 days. Cambria, granite and solid surface. Competitive prices, dependable work. Call the Top Shop, Inc., at (913) 962-5058. Members of St. Joseph, Shawnee.

Double A’s lawn service

Lawn mowing, mulching, gutters, leaf removal, brush removal and hedge trimming Free estimates, six years’ experience Alex Spoerre (913) 488-5195

Mike Hammer local moving - A full-service mover. Packing, pianos, rental truck load/unload, storage container load/unload, and in-home moving. No job too small. Serving JoCo since 1987. St. Joseph, Shawnee, parishioner. Call Mike at (913) 927-4347 or send an email to: mike@mikehammermoving.com.

Garage Door Repair

New Garage Doors

A Total Door - KC family owned since ‘83. www.ATotalDoor.com or (913) 236-6440

A Total Door (913) 236-6440. (913)205-0926 cell

Faith-based counseling to cope with life concerns - Kansas City area. Call Mary Vorsten, licensed clinical professional counselor, at (913) 909-2002.

Memory quilts - Preserve your memories in a keepsake quality quilt, pillows, etc. Custom designed from your T-shirt collection, baby clothes, sports memorabilia, neckties . . . Quilted Memories. (913) 649-2704.

Wanted To Buy

Wanted to buy - Do you have a car or truck that you need to get rid of? If you do, CALL ME!

I’m a cash buyer. We’re Holy Trinity parishioners. My name is Mark. (913) 980-4905.

Will buy firearms and related accessories - One or a whole collection. Honest evaluation and top prices paid. Contact Tom at (913) 238-2473. Member of Sacred Heart Parish, Shawnee.

Wanted to buy - Antique/vintage jewelry, paintings, pottery, sterling, etc. Single pieces or estate. Renee, (913) 475-7393. St. Joseph Parish, Shawnee.

PAYING CASH MONEY

For military items, pocket and wristwatches, American coins, old buttons, lanterns, spurs, silver flatware, crocks, pocketknives, oil lamps, lanterns, Southwest items/jewelry. Most old items considered. Call Patricia today at (913) 980-4905.

Real Estate

WE WANT TO BUY YOUR HOUSE - There are so many new companies in town advertising to buy houses. But we’re the only ones that have been here and we’re local Holy Trinity parishioners. I will give you a fair price on any conditions you are up against. Call Mark Edmond son. (913) 980-4905.

We buy houses and whole estates - We are local and family-owned, and will make you a fair cash offer. We buy houses in any condition. No fees or commissions and can close on the date of your choice. Selling your house has never felt so good. Jon & Stacy Bichelmeyer (913) 599-5000.

Caregiving

Caregiving - We provide personal assistance, companionship, care management, and transportation for seniors in their home, assisted living or nursing facilities. We also provide respite care for main caregivers needing some personal time. Call Daughters & Company at (913) 341-2500 and speak with Laurie, Pat or Gary.

Family member with dementia or need help at home? - We specialize in helping seniors live SAFELY at home, where they want to live! We also offer free dementia training and resources for families and caregivers. Benefits of Home - Senior Care, www. Benefitsofhome.com or call (913) 422-1591.

Pilgrimage

Pilgrimage to Medjugorge - Sept. 5 -24, 2023. Cost is $2500 per person, which includes airfare, bus transportation, and accommodations, two meals per day and daily local guides. Hosted by visionary Mirfana Soldo. There will also be a pilgrimage to Poland and Medjugorge June 16 - 26. For details, call Grace Legaspi at (913) 449-1806.

Classified Advertising

Cost is $20 for the first five lines, $1.50 per line thereafter. To purchase a Leaven classified ad, email: beth. blankenship@theleaven.org

DAILY READINGS

SEVENTEENTH WEEK OF ORDINARY TIME

July 30

SEVENTEENTH SUNDAY

IN ORDINARY TIME

1 Kgs 3: 5, 7-12

Ps 119: 57, 72, 76-77, 127-130

Rom 8: 28-30

Mt 13: 44-52

July 31

Ignatius of Loyola, priest

Ex 32: 15-24, 30-34

Ps 106: 19-23

Mt 13: 31-35

Aug. 1 Alphonsus Liguori, bishop, doctor of the church

Ex 33: 7-11; 34: 5b-9, 28

Ps 103: 6-13

Mt 13: 36-43

Aug. 2

Eusebius of Vercelli, bishop; Peter Julian Eymard, priest

Ex 34: 29-35

Ps 99: 5-7, 9

Mt 13: 44-46

Aug.

EIGHTEENTH WEEK OF ORDINARY

This past Sunday, I watched as a good number of parishioners’ heads popped up from their missalettes as I ended the Gospel. It was because I chose to do the shorter version — only the parable of the weeds and the wheat — rather than the much longer version.

I certainly didn’t do this to save time or because the entire Gospel reading was not meaningful. It just struck me as, well, too much — parable after parable after parable and then an explanation of the weeds and wheat.

Quite frankly, there were too many images to handle. My mind needed a break; just the first parable was enough for us to chew on. (I hope my parishioners agreed.)

Sometimes, I feel that readers also need a break. We’re inundated with so much information each day that maybe our minds need a little vacation as well. So, in this column, I’m going to simply teach you a new, fun word — that you’ll likely never remember or use in

“Antiques

Roadshow” is a longrunning, popular television program that evokes the treasure hunter in all of us.

The show features art experts and appraisers who see people from all walks of life bring their family heirlooms and treasured objects for review and appraisal.

Mark My Words

Let’s start with some examples from classic comedians:

• I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it. (Groucho Marx)

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• He’s a writer for the ages . . . for the ages of four to eight. (Dorothy Parker)

• Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. (Benjamin Franklin)

• We can always count on the Americans to do the right thing, after they have exhausted all the other possibilities. (Winston Churchill)

• People say I’m indecisive, but I don’t know about that. (George H. W. Bush) conversations, but it would impress your family and friends — and then give you some examples that you can read all at once or several at a time, however you wish.

“Good evening,” and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

• If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

• Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they’re at home when you wish they were.

• There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can’t.

• If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

Are you ready for the word? OK, it’s paraprosdokian (pronounced “pair-uh-prahz-DOHKee-in”). What the heck is that? Well, it’s a figure of speech in which a sentence or phrase takes an unexpected twist that leads to a surprising and often funny ending.

• When I was a kid, my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. (Rodney Dangerfield)

• I saw a bank that said “24 Hour Banking,” but I don’t have that much time. (Stephen Wright)

• Always remember my grandfather’s last words: “A truck!” (Emo Phillips)

Writers and politicians, as well, love to use paraprosdokians, as this sampling shows:

• The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece, per word or perhaps. (Robert long-forgotten personal or family belongings.

Here are several more paraprosdokians, not attributed to a particular person. Some would make great bumper stickers:

• Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.

• Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

• Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

• He who laughs last thinks slowest.

• Evening news is where they begin with,

• Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-ityourself type.

• When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

I hope these provided a little humor break for you. I’ll close with these two, particularly relevant to us people of faith:

• A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

• Just going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car!