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Easter Activities Abound Lamplight Theatre “No Ordinary Man”

Now, in its 8th season, LampLight theatre brings back a spectacular, moving Easter musical production of the passion week of Christ. The !"#$!%#&'#($)&*+!"&+!,&-+%,!&.%/012!+/)&3/%&!"#&4$,!#%&,#$,/)&+)&56678&& 9+)2#&!"#):&!"#&!"#$!%#&"$,&,##)&/;#%&<6:666&+)&=#$%>=&$!!#)0$)2#&$)0& "$,&?/%#&!"$)&#,!$'>+,"#0&+!,#>3&$,&$&@1$>+!=&A"%+,!+$)&B$?+>=&C"#$!%#8& D"$!&'#!!#%&*$=&!/&2#>#'%$!#&!"#&4$,!#%&,#$,/)&!"$)&*+!"&EF/&G%0+)$%=& Man”, an Easter musical of the passion?

This theatrical performance has taken a great deal of work and dedication. With a small professional staff, the production relies ?/,!>=&/)&$&,+H#$'>#&(%/1.&/3&;/>1)!##%,8&&G;#%&I66&$2!/%,&*+>>&0/)&!"#& ,!$(#:&$)0&76&/!"#%&;/>1)!##%,&*+>>&$2!&$,&!#2"&2%#*:&.$%J+)(&$!!#)0$)!,:& $)0& !"#$!%#& 2/1%!#,=& ,!$338& & C"#& ?1,+2$>& "$,& '##)& +)& %#"#$%,$>& ,+)2#& !"#&-+%,!&*##J&/3&K$)1$%=8&&G%+(+)$>&,/)(,:&,!10+/&*/%J:&2/,!1?+)(:&$)0& ,#!&0#,+()&2/?'+)#&+)!/&$)&+)2%#0+'>#&0+,.>$=&/3&!"#&>$,!&0$=,&/3&K#,1,& Christ as this production comes to the LampLight stage.

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extinguish a series of candles as we walk through the Scriptures pertaining to that week.

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Bristol Easter Egg Hunt f!Q,&'##)&$)&4$,!#%&!%$0+!+/)&3/%& /;#%&!"%##&0#2$0#,:&$)0&!"#&56I<& 4$,!#%& 4((& S1)!& ,./),/%#0& '=& !"#& A+!=& /3& \%+,!/>& j+%(+)+$& N$%J,& ]& e#2%#$!+/)& ^#.$%!?#)!& /)2#& $($+)& .%/?+,#,& !/& 0#>+;#%& 31)& '=& the basketful to local children !"%/1("&$&;$%+#!=&/3&3#,!+;#&#;#)!,& and activities.

The Easter Egg hunt will be "#>0& /)& 9$!1%0$=:& L$%2"& <6& $!& Cumberland Square Park in \%+,!/>:& j+%(+)+$8& R2!+;+!+#,& (#!& 1)0#%*$=&$!&cV<6&$?&*+!"&4$,!#%& arcade games, Easter bonnet and hat making, and photos with the 4$,!#%& \1))=& ,./),/%#0& '=& !"#& C*+)&A+!=&N"/!/&A>1'8 R!&I6&$?:&$)&4$,!#%&N$%$0#&*+>>& 1,"#%& +)& !"#& /3-+2+$>& >+)#[1.& 3/%& !"#&4$,!#%&4((&S1)!&$!&I6VI6&$?8& C"#& 4$,!#%& 4((& S1)!& +,& $& ?12"[ anticipated event for children $(#0&!*/&!/&)+)#&=#$%,&/>08&N%+H#,& *+>>& '#& $*$%0#0& $!& I6V56& $?8& f)& addition to the scheduled events, 2"+>0%#)& 2$)& #)O/=& 3%##& 2/!!/)& 2$)0=:& $)0& ;+,+!& *+!"& ,/?#& /3& !"#+%& 3$;/%+!#& >$%(#%[!"$)[>+3#& A+!=& $)0& /%($)+H$!+/)$>& ?$,2/!,& >+J#& !"#& \%+,!/>& j+%(+)+$& N/>+2#& ^#.$%!?#)!& A%+?#& ^/(:& !"#& B+%#& ^#.$%!?#)!Q,& B+%#& N1.:& K\& N$%%/!& 3%/?& !"#& 9"#%+33Q,& G3-+2#& $)0& !"#& D"+!#&9/W&^+)(&\$!8 R>>& 4$,!#%& 4((& S1)!& $2!+;+!+#,& are free to the public, with the exception of a nominal charge for ."/!/,&*+!"&!"#&4$,!#%&\1))=8 E4$2"&=#$%:&!"#&4$,!#%&4((&S1)!& 0%$*,&+)&#W2#,,&/3&<66&2"+>0%#):M& ,$+0& ^$))=& S+>>:& e#2%#$!+/)& 91.#%+)!#)0#)!& 3/%& !"#& A+!=& /3& \%+,!/>& j+%(+)+$8& E9##+)(& !"#& sheer delight on the faces of the children, makes this event one /3& !"#& ?/,!& 2"#%+,"#0& 3/%& A+!=& staff members and the host of volunteers who are instrumental in its success,” he added.

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Blacksburg Market Square Jam March 28th 7pm

\>$2J,'1%(& +,& *#>>[J)/*)& as a college town, but it is also the location of one of the most vibrant old time and bluegrass music scenes in The Crooked Road region. This is thanks in .$%!&!/&!"#+%&L$%J#!&9@1$%#&K$?:& which creates a bustling scene for

traditional music lovers and folks *"/& O1,!& >+J#& $& >+;#>=& 0/*)!/*)& atmosphere.

R!&UV66&.?&/)&C"1%,0$=:&L$%2"& 5Z:&56I<:&!"#&\>$2J,'1%(&L$%J#!& 9@1$%#& K$?& 3%/?& L/)!(/?#%=& A/1)!=& *+>>& '#& !"#& 3#$!1%#0& j#)1#&9"/*2$,#&$!&S#$%!*//08& C"#&L$%J#!&9@1$%#&K$?&'#($)& +)&56II:&)/!&>/)(&$3!#%&!"#&C/*)& %#'1+>!& /1%& B$%?#%,& L$%J#!& $)0& created a wonderful gathering space called Market Square Park.

Their goal from the beginning *$,&!/&#)($(#&!"#&G>0&C+?#&?1,+2& 2/??1)+!=& +)& \>$2J,'1%(& $)0&

the surrounding region and to "/,!&$&*##J>=&K$?&+)&!"#&?$%J#!& $)0&!"#=&$%#&!"%+>>#0&!/&)/*&'#&$& part of the Crooked Road region.

ED"#)& !"#& K$?& -+%,!& '#($):& *#& "$0&$>,/&O1,!&>$1)2"#0&$&.%/(%$?& 2$>>#0& 9+0#*$>J& 9!$(#& `***8 '>$2J,'1%(8(/;k,+0#*$>J,!$(#b& which encouraged artists to perform or create their work in outdoor spaces throughout the downtown much like a busking .%/(%$?& '1!& *+!"& ;#%=& 3#*& limitations. These two programs 2/?.>#?#)!#0& #$2"& /!"#%& ;#%=& well and have demonstrated the Town’s commitment to the arts and cultural heritage.” f)& 56I5:& !"#& C/*)& ,/>+2+!#0& the sponsorship of two local )/)[.%/-+!& /%($)+H$!+/),& `C"#& \>$2J,'1%(& N$%!)#%,"+.& $)0& !"#& \>$2J,'1%(& L1,#1?& $)0& A1>!1%$>& B/1)0$!+/)b& !/& "#>.&

fund the program. This sponsorship allowed !"#?& )/!& /)>=& !/& increase their marketing of the Market Square K$?:& '1!& !/& .$=& $& "/,!& band a nominal fee to >#$0& !"#& K$?& #$2"& *##J8& This small change to !"#& .%/(%$?& *$,& ;#%=& well received among the musicians, and it guaranteed that there would $>*$=,& '#& $& .>$=+)(& .%#,#)2#& +)& !"#& ?$%J#!& /)& D#0)#,0$=& #;#)+)(,&+)&!"#&,1??#%8&T$,!&=#$%:& #$2"& O$?& '%/1("!& /1!& $)=*"#%#& 3%/?& 56[a6& ?1,+2+$),& #$2"& evening, as well as an engaged audience out for a fun evening +)&!"#&.$%J8&P/+)(&+)!/&/1%&!"+%0& =#$%:& !"#=& $%#& 3/%!1)$!#& #)/1("& to have the same sponsors on board, and a great group of hosts ?$J+)(&#$2"&K$?&$&,122#,,8 \>$2J,'1%(Q,& L$%J#!& 9@1$%#& K$?& +,& $& *##J>=& O$?& ,#,,+/)& that takes place in the warmer ?/)!",& /)& D#0)#,0$=& #;#)+)(,& 3%/?& Z[II& .?& $!& !"#& ,+!#& /3& !"#& B$%?#%,&L$%J#!&/)&!"#&2/%)#%&/3& ^%$.#%&e/$0&$)0&e/$)/J#&9!%##!8&& C"#& K$?:& 2$!#%+)(& !/& !%$0+!+/)$>& old time and bluegrass music, brings musicians together to pick $&!1)#:&#)O/=&,/?#&31)&!+?#,&*+!"& !"#+%&3%+#)0,&$)0&3$?+>=:&$)0&!$J#& +)&$>>&!"$!&0/*)!/*)&\>$2J,'1%(& has to offer.

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showcases communities of the region through their traditional music venues and !"#+%&=/1!"&?1,+28 The Crooked Road’s mission is to support tourism and economic development +)& 9/1!"*#,!& j+%(+)+$& '=& celebrating and preserving this Appalachian region’s unique musical and cultural heritage.

C"#& Ic& 2/1)!+#,:& a& 2+!+#,:& $)0& /;#%& 76& !/*),& $)0& 2/??1)+!+#,& +)& 9/1!"*#,!& j+%(+)+$& !"$!& ?$J#& up The Crooked Road region represent one of the richest sources of traditional heritage music in the world.

B/%& $00+!+/)$>& +)3/%?$!+/)& about The Crooked Road, call 5UX[ac5[5a6c& /%& ,#)0& $)& #?$+>& to info@thecrookedroad.org.

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“Rex’s Exes” Johnson County Community Theatre K/"),/)& A/1)!=& A/??1)+!=& Theatre will present the hilarious )#*& K/)#,:& S/.#& $)0& D//!#)& 2/?#0=:& e#WQ,& 4W#,& /)& R.%+>& 7:& X:& U:& I5& $)0& I<8& K/+)& 1,& $!& !"#& "+,!/%+2& S#%+!$(#& S$>>& C"#$!%#& +)&L/1)!$+)&A+!=:&CF8&B%+0$=&$)0& 9$!1%0$=& .#%3/%?$)2#,& $%#& $!& U.?:& !"#& 91)0$=& .#%3/%?$)2#& +,& $!& 5V<6.?8& R01>!& $0?+,,+/)& +,& _I5& $!& !"#& 0//%& $)0& _I6& +)& $0;$)2#8& B/%& $0;$)2#& !+2J#!&

,$>#,:& 2$>>& !"#& S#%+!$(#& S$>>& '/W& /3-+2#& $!& a5<[U5U[Uaaa8& j+,+!& heritagehalltheatre.org for more information.

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Registration Open for The Second Harvest Annual Golf Classic

Registration is open for The 9#2/)0& S$%;#,!& R))1$>& P/>3& A>$,,+2& $!& \>$2J!"/%)& A>1'& R.%+>& 5c:& 56I<& [& ,./),/%#0& '=& \+>>& P$!!/)& A"#;%/>#!:& A$0+>>$2:& f,1H1:& L$H0$:& 9$!1%)8& C"+,& +,& !"#& 56!"& =#$%& /3& !"+,& ?$O/%& fundraising event that supports 9#2/)0& S$%;#,!& B//0& \$)J& +)& their mission to secure and distribute food to people in need in Northeast Tennessee. Tee off +,& IV66& .8?8& C"#& !/1%)$?#)!& format is four man select shot.

Registration for a team of four +,& _X668668& G!"#%& ,./),/%& >#;#>,&$%#&$>,/&$;$+>$'>#8&N>$=#%,& %#2#+;#& T1)2"& '=& G1!'$2J& Steakhouse, green fees, cart fees, beverages and snacks plus $& 2"$)2#& !/& *+)& 0//%& .%+H#,:& $& _57:666& S/>#[+)[G)#:& $)0& .%+H#,& /)& $>>& .$%& <Q,& +)2>10+)(& T/)(#,!& ^%+;#& $)0& A>/,#,!& !/& the Pin. To register for the tournament or get information /)& "/*& =/1%& '1,+)#,,& 2$)& '#& $& ,./),/%&.>#$,#&2/)!$2!&!"#&B//0& \$)J& $!& `a5<baUU[a67<& /%& 3/%& more information visit www. netfoodbank.org

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“A One-Man Theater” Jay O’Callahan ETSU Culp Auditorium March 28th 7:30pm

A career as an author )#;#%& %#$2"#0& $& 2>+?$W& 3/%& K$=& GQA$>>$"$):& '1!& "+,& 2$%##%& $,& $& ,!/%=!#>>#%&"$,&'##)&@1+!#&)/;#>8& C"+%!=&=#$%,&$3!#%&"+,&-+%,!&;+,+!&!/& !"#&F$!+/)$>&9!/%=!#>>+)(&B#,!+;$>& +)& K/)#,'/%/1(":& GQA$>>$"$)& +,& )/!& /)>=& /)& E$& ,"/%!& >+,!& /3& R?#%+2$Q,&3/%#?/,!&,!/%=!#>>#%,:M& ,$=,& 3#,!+;$>& 3/1)0#%& K+??=& Neil Smith, but he is also a >#$0#%& +)& R?#%+2$Q,& ,!/%=!#>>+)(& renaissance and a mentor to hundreds of novice and adept ,!/%=!#>>#%,8 E9+?.>=& .1!:& K$=& +,& $& /)#[ ?$)& !"#$!#%:M& ,$=,& 9?+!":& $>,/& founder and president emeritus /3& !"#& f)!#%)$!+/)$>& 9!/%=!#>>+)(& A#)!#%& +)& K/)#,'/%/1("8& ES#& +,& .>$=*%+("!:& 0+%#2!/%:& $)0& actor all rolled into one person.

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MerleFest Encourages Festival Attendees to Take An Active Role in This Year’s Festival

Pickin’ Place at MerleFest

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those selected will be placed in !*#)!=& ?+)1!#& ,>/!,& *+!"& !*/& other songwriters. Those pulled from the hat will get four minutes each to perform an original song, as will the second and !"+%0&.>$2#&-+)+,"#%,&+)&!"#&A"%+,& Austin Songwriting Contest. Ten alternates will also be drawn and worked in, if possible. Check the posted schedule in the Lounge for !"#&?/,!&1.[!/[0$!#&+)3/%?$!+/)8 Pickin’ Place 9./),/%#0& '=& D#>>,& B$%(/:& the Pickin’ Place is an area for musicians of all levels and genres to meet friends and make new /)#,& *"+>#& ,+)(+)(& $)0& .>$=+)(& their favorite tunes together.

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Goodwill Tour: Paying it Forward

Former East TN Resident Authors Book

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Southwest Virginia State Parks Offer All Sorts of Activities for Spring Break

Spring break is a great time to ;+,+!&j+%(+)+$&9!$!#&N$%J, After months of winter, work and school, spring break is $& *#>2/?#0& /../%!1)+!=& 3/%& /1!0//%& $2!+;+!=& +)& $& )#$%'=& j+%(+)+$& 9!$!#& N$%J:& ?$)$(#0& '=& !"#& j+%(+)+$& ^#.$%!?#)!& /3& Conservation and Recreation.

Whether for a few hours or $& 3#*& 0$=,& +)& $& 2$?.(%/1)0& /%& 2$'+):&#;#%=&,!$!#&.$%J&.%/;+0#,& 1)+@1#& /../%!1)+!+#,& 3/%& ,#>3[ (1+0#0& "+J#,& /%& %$)(#%[>#0& programs to explore nature.

EC"#&*#$!"#%&+,&?+>0&!"+,&!+?#& /3& =#$%:& *#& "$;#& 3#*#%& /1![/3[ state visitors than the summer !+?#& $)0& *#& "$;#& .>#)!=& /3& camp sites and cabins available,” ,$+0& ^Ae& 9!$!#& N$%J,& ^+%#2!/%& K/#& 4>!/)8& E9.%+)(& '%#$J& +)& $& state park is an affordable and #)O/=$'>#& *$=& 3/%& 3$?+>+#,& !/& share time together.”

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B/%& ?/%#& +)3/%?$!+/)& about state park activities and amenities, or to make %#,#%;$!+/),& +)& /)#& /3& !"#& 57& parks with camping facilities or IZ& .$%J,& *+!"& 2$'+),& /%& 3$?+>=& >/0(#,:& 2$>>& !"#& j+%(+)+$& 9!$!#& N$%J,&e#,#%;$!+/)&A#)!#%&$!&Z66[ c<<[NRei& `U5U7b& /%& ;+,+!& ***8 virginiastateparks.gov.

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Hungry Mother State Park, Marion, VA · All trails open for hiking/ biking · Park Packs are available at the ^+,2/;#%=&A#)!#% q&&P#/2$2"+)(&$%#&"+00#)&*+!"+)& !"#&.$%J8&&PN9&1)+!,&$%#&$;$+>$'>#& to rent. q&&L$%2"&5<:&!"#&.$%J&"$,& .$%!)#%#0&*+!"&BLca&3/%&!"#& F+)!"&R))1$>&BL&ca&4$,!#%&4((& S1)!&8&&C"+,&*+>>&'#&'#"+)0&!"#& park’s restaurant beginning at

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Natural Tunnel State Park, !"#$%&'()*+,* · A scavenger hunt for each of the trails. The scavenger hunt sheets can be picked up at the .$%J&/3-+2#8&&B/%&PN9&%#)!$>&3##,& call the Cove Ridge Center at `5UXb&ca6[5XcX8& q&&L$%2"&<6:&!"#& park will host the Sixth Annual 4$,!#%&4((&S1)!& `,./),/%#0&'=& !"#&e=#&A/;#& A/??1)+!=& A"1%2":&e=#& A/;#&A/??1)+!=& Church Women, $)0&C"%##&\#>>,& United Methodist Continued on page 15

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March 26, 2013 • The Loafer, Page 15 New River Trail State Park, Foster Falls, VA q&&A/?#&!/&B/,!#%&B$>>,& and treasure hunt; like pirates never thought possible. We will have a geocache hidden inside !"#&B/,!#%&B$>>,&$%#$&/3& !"#&F#*&e+;#%&C%$+>8&Y/1& will be able to download I,!&,!$(#&2//%0+)$!#,& from geocaching.com.

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A"1%2"&D/?#)b8&&C"#&#;#)!&*+>>& be at the picnic area in the park $)0&*+>>&!$J#&.>$2#&5&.8?8&m&<V<6& p.m. q&&R.%+>&X&$!&I6&$8?8:&!"#%#&*+>>&'#& $&D+>0->/*#%kN"/!/(%$."=&S+J#& leaving from the park’s visitor center q&&B/%&?/%#&+)3/%?$!+/)&2$>>&!"#& .$%J&/3-+2#:&5UX[ca6[5XUa

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Southwest Virginia Museum Historical State Park, Big Stone Gap, VA q&&L$%2"&55[&L$=&<I&&3%/?& I6&$8?8&!/&a&.8?&[&9!+!2"&+)& Time Quilt Show. Quilting is a long time tradition of the Appalachian culture. The Museum has a wonderful 2/>>#2!+/)&/3&@1+>!,&/3&$>>&,!=>#,8 q&&L$%2"&55&m&R.%+>&U&3%/?&I6& $8?8&!/&a&.8?8&[&C"#&($%0#),&$!& the Museum will begin to come alive during this spring season.

A walk around the grounds of the Museum is a wonderful *$=&!/&$*$J#)& =/1%&,#),#,& after a long winter.

q&&R.%+>&X&3%/?&U&!/&c&.8?8&A/>>#(#& F+("!&A/33##&S/1,#&[&C"+,&,.#2+$>& #0+!+/)&/3&!"#&B+%,!&9$!1%0$=& A/??1)+!=&A/33##&S/1,#& 2#>#'%$!#,&/1%&%#(+/)Q,&=/1)(& ?1,+2+$),&'1!:&$,&$>*$=,:&3/>J,& of all ages are encouraged to $!!#)0&$)0&.#%3/%?&$!&!"+,&/.#)[ ?+2&#;#)!&3/%&3$?+>=[3%+#)0>=& performers. All interested ?1,+2+$),:&,!/%=!#>>#%,:&$)0& ./#!,&,"/1>0&$%%+;#&'=&XV<6& .8?8&3/%&,+()[1.&$)0&,2"#01>+)(8& Admission is free to this program. Refreshments will be available for purchase. q&&A$>>&!"#&.$%J:&5UX[75<[I<55:& for more information.

Wilderness Road State Park, Ewing, VA q&&C$J#&$&,#>3[(1+0#0&"+J#& $>/)(&f)0+$)&e+0(#&C%$+>&*"+2"& showcases some of our area’s ?/,!&'#$1!+31>&*+>0->/*#%,8 · A walk along the Wilderness Road Trail opens up numerous opportunities to catch a glimpse of colorful birds. q&&PN9&$2!+;+!+#,&*+>>&$>,/&'#& /33#%#0:&3/%&'/!"&=/1)(&$)0&/>08 q&&B/%&?/%#&+)3/%?$!+/):&.>#$,#& 2$>>&!"#&.$%J&/3-+2#&5UX[aa7[ <6X7& se#(1>$%&3##,&$..>=&1)>#,,& otherwise noted.

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ETSU Celebrating Bluegrass, Old Time, Celtic, and Country Music at Paramount March 28th 7pm

C"#& ,!10#)!,& $)0& 3$21>!=& /3& 4$,!&C#))#,,##&9!$!#&n)+;#%,+!=Q,& \>1#(%$,,:&G>0&C+?#&$)0&A/1)!%=& Music Studies will take the stage at the Paramount Center for the R%!,&+)&"+,!/%+2&0/*)!/*)&\%+,!/>& /)&C"1%,0$=:&L$%2"&5Z8 This annual concert, now in

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Benjamin Hochman to Perform in Powell Piano Series ETSU March 29th 7:30pm

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Raymond McLain & Morehead State University Traditional Music Ensemble Carter Family Fold March 30th 7:30pm

Raymond McLain

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$)0& A/1)!%=& L1,+2& .%/(%$?8&& e$=?/)0& +,& 21%%#)!>=& !"#& ^+%#2!/%& /3& !"#& i#)!12J=& Center for Traditional Music $!& L/%#"#$0& 9!$!#& n)+;#%,+!=8&& S#& $>,/& .#%3/%?,:& .%/012#,:& $)0& %#2/%0,8& & e$=?/)0& serves on the Carter Music Center’s board of directors in addition to serving as the R%!+,!+2& ^+%#2!/%& $!& !"#& B/>08&& e$=?/)0Q,& 3$!"#%& ,#%;#0& /)& the Music Center’s board from the time it was created in IcUc8& & D"#)& "+,& 3$!"#%& 0+#0:& e$=?/)0&$(%##0&!/&/221.=&!"#& board seat his dad once held.

The long and loving friendship between the McLain and Carter families dates back )#$%>=& a6& =#$%,& !/& !"#& #$%>=& IcU6,8 e$=?/)0Q,& a6& .>1,& =#$%,& of entertaining have taken him to performances in all 76& ,!$!#,& $)0& X5& 3/%#+()& countries, including a tour as a musical ambassador of !"#& n898& 9!$!#& ^#.$%!?#)!8&& B/%& 5I& =#$%,& *+!"& !"#& L2T$+)& B$?+>=& \$)0:& e$=?/)0& performed at hundreds of thousands of festivals and 2/)2#%!,& +)!#%)$!+/)$>>=& $)0&

as a soloist in appearances *+!"& /;#%& 5<6& /%2"#,!%$,8&& e$=?/)0& *$,& *+!"& K+?& ]& K#,,#Q,& j+%(+)+$& \/=,& 3/%& !#)& =#$%,8& & S#& 21%%#)!>=& .#%3/%?,& with Canadian harmonica *"+H:&L+J#&9!#;#),8&&f)&3$2!:&!"#& 01/&O1,!&.#%3/%?#0&$!&!"#&B/>0& a few weeks ago. Through !"#& =#$%,:& !"#& L2T$+),& "$;#& .%/012#0& 0/H#),& /3& A^,& $)0& records.

N#%3/%?+)(& *+!"& e$=?/)0& will be students from the L/%#"#$0& 9!$!#& n)+;#%,+!=& Traditional Music program. i#)!12J=:&j+%(+)+$:&C#))#,,##:& and North Carolina have !%$0+!+/)$>>=&.%/012#0&,/?#&/3& !"#& -+)#,!& 2/1)!%=:& '>1#(%$,,:&

and old time musicians in the world. Carter Music Center ,!%+;#,&!/&.%#,#%;#&)/!&/)>=&!"#& music of the mountains but the traditions of the mountains as well. Come out and support the next generation of mountain musicians. There will be lots /3& -+00>#& !1)#,:& /1!,!$)0+)(& "$%?/)=:& "$1)!+)(& instrumentals, and lots of 31)& 3/%& $>>& $(#,8& & \%+)(& =/1%& dancing shoes, and bring along =/1%& 3%+#)0,& 3/%& $& ?#?/%$'>#& night of Appalachian music and dance. To learn more $'/1!& !"#& iY& A#)!#%& 3/%& Traditional Arts go to "!!.Vkk ***58?/%#"#$0,!$!#8#01k kctm/ on line.

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Alive After Five Premiers with the Brad Walker Orchestra Knoxville Museum of Art March 29th 6pm C"#& i)/W;+>>#& L1,#1?& /3& R%!& announces the spring series of Alive After B+;#:& .%#?+#%+)(& *+!"& !"#& \%$0& D$>J#%& G%2"#,!%$& 3#$!1%+)(& j$>#%+#& ^1J#& /)& B%+0$=:&L$%2"&5c:&3%/?&XV66&!/&ZV<6&.?8 C"+,& =#$%Q,& ,.%+)(& ,#%+#,& *+>>& .%#,#)!& -+;#& ,"/*,& ,2$!!#%#0& /;#%& #+("!& *##J,:& 3%/?& L$%2"& 5c& !/& L$=& IU8& C"#& ,#%+#,& .%#?+#%,&*+!"&!"#&\%$0&D$>J#%&G%2"#,!%$:& *"/& .#%3/%?& !"#& ?1,+2& ?$0#& 3$?/1,& '=& P>#))&L+>>#%:&\#))=&P//0?$):&R%!+#&9"$*:& S$%%=& K$?#,:& $)0& ?/%#8& \$)0>#$0#%& $)0& !%/?'/)+,!:& \%$0& D$>J#%:& ,!$%!#0& .>$=+)(& trombone at the age of eight and began .>$=+)(& .%/3#,,+/)$>>=& $!& ,+W!##)& +)& >/2$>& O$HH&$)0&^+W+#>$)0&(%/1.,8& j/2$>+,!& j$>#%+#& ^1J#:& 3/%?#%& >#$0& 3#?$>#&;/2$>+,!&/3&!"#&*/%>0&3$?/1,&P>#))& L+>>#%&G%2"#,!%$:&+,&/)#&/3&!"#&!/.&'+(&'$)0& ;/2$>+,!,&/)&!"#&,2#)#&!/0$=8 C*/&*##J,&>$!#%:&/)&R.%+>&I5:&!"#&,#2/)0& ,"/*& /3& !"#& ,#%+#,& 3#$!1%#,& !"#& e"=!"?& ]& \>1#,:& ,/1>:& $)0& 31)J& /3& 9/1>-+)(#%:&

.#%3/%?+)(& ,/)(,& ?$0#& 3$?/1,& '=& 9$?& A//J#:& G!+,& e#00+)(:& \8& \8& i+)(:& K$?#,& \%/*):&$)0&?/%#8& C"#&R.%+>&Ic!"&,"/*&3#$!1%#,&!"#&2>$,,+2& '>1#,& /3& K#))$& ]& S#%& A//>& B%+#)0,8& f)& >#,,& !"$)& !"%##& =#$%,& !/(#!"#%:& !"#=& "$;#& '#2/?#& i)/W;+>>#Q,& ?/,!& ./.1>$%& \>1#,& '$)0:& .>$=+)(& 3/%& $..%#2+$!+;#& $10+#)2#,& #;#%=*"#%#&!"#=&(/8& G)#& /3& !"#& $>>[!+?#& 3$;/%+!#,& $!& R>+;#& R3!#%& B+;#:& \/=,Q& F+("!& G1!:& *+>>& .#%3/%?& /)& R.%+>& 5X8& C"+,& #>#;#)[?#?'#%& '$)0& *$,& /%($)+H#0& +)& IcZ<& *+!"& !"#& (/$>& /3& recreating the authentic performances of !"#& e"=!"?& ]& \>1#,& $)0& A$%/>+)$& '#$2"& ?1,+2&!"$!&"$0&'##)&#W!%#?#>=&./.1>$%&+)& !"#&,/1!"&01%+)(&!"#&>$!#&IcX6,8& C"#&,.%+)(&,#%+#,&2/)2>10#,&/)&L$=&IU& *+!"&!"#&-+%,!&E"/?#2/?+)(M&.#%3/%?$)2#& '=&A"%+,!$'#>&]&C"#&K/),&,+)2#&'$)0>#$0#%k songwriter/vocalist/guitarist Christa ^#A+22/& ?/;#0& !/& !"#& j+%(+)& f,>$)0,& >$,!& fall. With a voice as smooth and sweet

$,& 2"#%%=& +2#& 2%#$?:& Valerie Duke, Brad Walker she has earned a reputation as one of !"#& ,/1!"#$,!Q,& -+)#,!& >$+0['$2J&O$HH&,+)(#%,8 R>+;#& R3!#%& B+;#& +,& a unique live music series presented /)& !"+%!=& /%& ?/%#& B%+0$=,& .#%& =#$%& +)& four seasonal series.

The programs take .>$2#& +)& !"#& ,?/J#[ 3%##:& 2$,1$>>=& #>#($)!& ,#!!+)(& /3& !"#& P%#$!& S$>>& +)& !"#& i)/W;+>>#& Museum of Art. There is a live band on stage, seating at tables, two cash bars, food from area restaurants, 3%##& 3%#,">=& ./..#0& popcorn, free parking, and a licensed therapeutic masseuse available.

Audience ?#?'#%,& 2$)& #)O/=& $)0& 2/>>#(#& ,!10#)!,& *+!"& f^8& R(#,& IU& listening to music, dancing, and browsing $)0& 1)0#%& $%#& $0?+!!#0& 3%##8& B/%& ?/%#& the museum’s art galleries. +)3/%?$!+/)& $'/1!& !"#& R>+;#& R3!#%& B+;#& Admission to the spring series premier ,#%+#,:&.>#$,#&2/)!$2!&L+2"$#>&P+>>&$!&`ZX7b& /3& R>+;#& R3!#%& B+;#& +,& _I6& 3/%& (#)#%$>& c<a[56<c8 $0?+,,+/)& $)0& _X& 3/%& ?1,#1?& ?#?'#%,&

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Arts Array Film Series to Show “Hyde Park on the Hudson” April 1st 4pm, April 2nd 7:30pm

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Grandfather Mountain Welcomes Eagles to New Habitat

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Rocket Graveyards Testament to Technology ^/*)&%$)(#&3%/?&!"#&*/%>0Q,& two busiest spaceports are the %/2J#!& (%$;#=$%0,& !"$!& $%#& $& !#,!$?#)!& !/& !"#& !#2")/>/(=& /3& space travel.

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March 26, 2013 • The Loafer, Page 23 stages would smash into the ground after separating from space rockets or ballistic ?+,,+>#,8& ^/H#),& /3& +?.$2!& ,+!#,& occupied millions of acres of land.

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exploded in the face of e1,,+$)& /3-+2+$>,& /)& !"#& eve of the Soviet collapse at the beginning of the Icc6,8 The past two decades there has been a campaign to clean up the downrange rocket O1)J=$%0& 3%/?& !"#& \$+J/)1%& >$1)2"& ,+!#8&& C*#)!=& /%& ?/%#& 0%/.& H/)#,& "$;#& '##)& #,!$'>+,"#0& +)& !"#& (%$,,=& >$)0,& /3& i$H$J",!$)& !"#& .%+?$%=& H/)#,& 2/,!+)(& 1.& !/& _a76:666& 3/%& $& =#$%& >#$,#& to rural residents. A second Russian space port is at Plesetsk Cosmodrome in the north edge of Siberia, a perfect place for launching polar orbiting ,$!#>>+!#,[[?/,!>=&,.=&,.$2#2%$3!8& C"#& -+%,!& ,!$(#,& & /3& !"#& >$1)2"& rockets land in the uninhabited lands of the Siberian Arctic Circle.

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S/*#;#%:&/)#&(%/1.&.%/'$'>=& ,/%%=& !/& ,##& \$+J/)1%& >/,#& >$1)2"& '1,+)#,,& [[& !"#& %#(+/)Q,& scrap metal dealers who were getting rich trading metal from !"#&%/2J#!,Q&!+!$)+1?&$>>/=&"1>>,8& With titanium salvage prices %1))+)(&$%/1)0&_I6&$&./1)0:&+!,& #$,=&!/&,##&"/*&,#;#%$>&"1)0%#0& pounds of rocket metal can be turned into thousands of dollars.

With the American carcasses of rocket engines named Redstone, Atlas, Titan and Saturn at the bottom of a sea, and Russian rockets named Cosmos, N%/!/)&$)0&9/=1H&,!%#*)&$2%/,,& rolling farmland, there will be .>#)!=& /3& %1,!+)(& %#>+2,& 3%/?& !"#& #$%>=& 9.$2#& R(#& 3/%& 31!1%#& 2+;+>+H$!+/),:& ?$='#& !"/1,$)0,& /3&=#$%,&3%/?&)/*:&!/&./)0#%8

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March 26, 2013 • The Loafer, Page 25

Celestial events in the skies for the week of March 25‐April 1, 2013, as compiled for The Loafer by Mark D. Marquette.

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Tues. March 26 G)&!"+,&IX77&0$!#&+)&$,!%/)/?=&"+,!/%=:&!"#&(%#$!&^1!2"&$,!%/)/?#%&A"%+,!+$$)& S1=(#),&0+,2/;#%#0&!"#&(+$)!&?//)&/3&9$!1%):&C+!$)8&&\+((#%&!"$)&!"#&.>$)#!&L#%21%=& `<6<5b&$!&<:566&?+>#,:&S1=(#),&"$0&)/&2>1#&!"$!&C+!$)&+,&2/;#%#0&+)&>$J#,&$)0&%+;#%,& /3&>+@1+0&?#!"$)#&$!&?+)1,&[576&'#>/*&H#%/o&&9##&)$,$8(/;k2$,,+)+&3/%&$?$H+)(& +?$(#,o

Mon. April 1 C"#&'%+("!#,!&,!$%&/3&$>>:&9+%+1,:&+,&0+%#2!>=&,/1!"&+)&!"#&\+(&^/(:&$)0&"+("&$'/;#&+!&+,& !"#&T+!!>#&^/(Q,&'%+("!&,!$%&N%/2=/)8&&C/&!"#&%+("!&/3&N%/2=/)&+,&\#!#>(#1,#:&!"#&%#0& ,!$%&/3&G%+/)Q,&,"/1>0#%:&$)0&*+!"&9+%+1,&!"#&!"%##&?$J#&1.&!"#&D+)!#%&C%+$)(>#8&

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Fri. March 29 K1.+!#%&+,&$)&$*#,/?#&,+("!&+)&C$1%1,&!"#&\1>>[[!"#&#=#&/3&!"#&'1>>:&R>0#'$%$)&!/& +!,&>#3!&$)0&!"#&'#$1!+31>&,!$%&2>1,!#%&/3&!"#&N>#+$0#,&!/&!"#&%+("!8&&R)=&'+)/21>$%,& *+>>&,"/*&$&"+)!&/3&K1.+!#%Q,&(>/'#&$)0&!"#&3/1%:&!+)=:&,!$%>+J#&?//),h&R>0#'$%$)&*+>>& >//J&0#-+)+!#>=&%#0h&$)0:&+),!#$0&/3&O1,!&,+W&/%&,#;#)&,!$%,:&'+)/21>$%,&*+>>&%#;#$>&C"#& N>#+$0#,&!/&'#&0/H#),&/3&,!$%,o Sat. March 30 G)&!"+,&IcUa&0$!#&+)&,.$2#&"+,!/%=:&FR9RQ,&L#%21%=&I6&,.$2#2%$3!& ?$0#&!"#&-+%,!&->='=&/3&!"#&.>$)#!&L#%21%=8&&C"#&-+%,!&.>$)#!&*$,& revealed to have a surface covered with more craters per square $%#$&!"$)&$)=&/!"#%[[!$J+)(&!"#&'%1)!&/3&+)2/?+)(&,.$2#&0#'%+,& 3%/?&!"#&91)Q,&?+("!=&(%$;+!=8&&C/0$=:&FR9RQ,&L#,,#)(#%&,.$2#2%$3!&

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The Band Perry Gives Free Greenville Concert March 30th 6pm

Special Concert to be N%#,#)!#0& '=& !"#& P%##)#& A/1)!=& N$%!)#%,"+.:& D+>>& e$+,#& Awareness for EG1!)1?'#%& S1)(#%M Republic Nashville sibling trio C"#&\$)0&N#%%=&*+>>&.%#;+#*&)#*&

music from their forthcoming $>'1?&NfGF44e&!/&3$?+>=:&3%+#)0,& and fans in their hometown of P%##)#;+>>#:& CF:& /)& 9$!1%0$=:& L$%2"& <68& C"#& Be44& 2/)2#%!& $)0& ,+()+)(& [& .%#,#)!#0& '=& !"#& P%##)#& A/1)!=& N$%!)#%,"+.& !/&

raise awareness for EG1!)1?'#%& S1)(#%M& m& *+>>& !$J#& .>$2#& /)& North Main Street, beginning at X&.8?8&4C8&f??#0+$!#>=&3/>>/*+)(& the special performance, The \$)0& N#%%=& *+>>& ,+()& $1!/(%$.",& $)0& ?##!& *+!"& !"#+%& 3$),8& & f3&

there is inclement weather, the event will move inside !"#& (=?)$,+1?& $!& S$>& S#)$%0& 4>#?#)!$%=& 92"//>& $!& a57& 48& j$))& e08& +)& P%##)#;+>>#:& TN, and attendees will be accepted on $& -+%,!& 2/?#:& -+%,!& served basis.

ER)=/)#& *"/& knows us knows how much we love our hometown. We have been traveling so much the past ,#;#%$>& =#$%,& !"$!& *#& *$)!#0& to bring our new music and our new show back home to the folks +)& P%##)#;+>>#& !/& ,$=& "/*& ?12"& *#&$..%#2+$!#&!"#+%&,1../%!:&O1,!& >+J#&*#&0+0&*+!"&/1%&-+%,!&%#2/%08& f!Q,& /1%& *$=& /3& ,$=+)(& u!"$)J& =/1:QM&,$+0&F#+>&N#%%=8 E9/?#!+?#,& !/& J)/*& *"#%#& =/1&$%#&(/+)(:&=/1&"$;#&!/&J)/*& *"#%#&=/1&"$;#&'##)8&P%##)#;+>>#& is our home and is so dear to our "#$%!,8& f!Q,& !"#& .>$2#& *#& 2/?#& back to, to feed our souls and %#,!&/1%&"#$0,8&f!Q,&*"#%#&*#&2$)& !%1>=& >#!& /1%& "$+%& 0/*)8& & D"$!& '#!!#%& .>$2#& !/& 1);#+>& NfGF44e& !"$)& %+("!& $!& "/?#ov& D#& $%#& ,/& .%/10& !"$!& !"#& P%##)#& A/1)!=& Partnership is presenting our ,"/*:M&,$+0&i+?'#%>=&N#%%=8& EC"#& \$)0& N#%%=& +,& !"#& O#*#>& +)&!"#&2%/*)&/3&/1%&2/??1)+!=:M& ,$+0& C/?& B#%(1,/):& .%#,+0#)!& $)0& A4G& /3& !"#& P%##)#& A/1)!=& N$%!)#%,"+.8& & EF/!& /)>=& $%#& F#+>:& e#+0& $)0& i+?'#%>=& !%1#& ambassadors of the warmth and "/,.+!$>+!=& 3/1)0& +)& P%##)#;+>>#& $)0& P%##)#& A/1)!=:& !"#=& ,#!& $& standard of professionalism

that we feel is unmatched in the ?1,+2$>&*/%>08&&D#Q%#&;#%=&.%/10& !/& '#& $& .$%!& /3& $,,+,!+)(& P#)#%$>& L+>>,&+)&'%+)(+)(&u/1%&'$)0Q&"/?#& to launch their new album.” j+,+!& ***8!"#'$)0.#%%=82/? or ***8!"#3$),.#%%=82/? for the latest news and tour dates. j+,+!& ***8G1!)1?'#%S1)(#%8 com for more information on how to support food banks.

9+'>+)(,& i+?'#%>=:& e#+0& $)0& F#+>&N#%%=&@1+2J>=&2$!$.1>!#0&+)!/& the mainstream with the success /3& !"#+%& t1$0%1.>#[N>$!+)1?:& '%#$J/1!& "+!& Ef3& f& ^+#& Y/1)(8M& f)& 56II:& !"#& !1)#& !//J& !"#& rI& ./,+!+/)&/)&'/!"&A/1)!%=&$)0&RA& 2"$%!,& $,& *#>>& $,& #$%)#0& 56II& CMA Single and Song of the Year. Their success continued *+!"& .>$!+)1?[2#%!+-+#0& EY/1& T+#M& $)0& !"#& (/>0[2#%!+-+#0:& rI& ,?$,"& ER>>& Y/1%& T+3#8M& C"#& \$)0&N#%%=&"$,&.%#;+/1,>=&*/)& multiple ACM, CMA and CMT Music Awards and garnered PeRLLY:& C44F& ASGfA4:& RLR:&RAR&$)0&\+>>'/$%0&L1,+2& Award nominations.

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Not an Easter Column

f!&*$,&?=&+)!#)!+/)&!/&(+;#&=/1& all an Easter themed column this *##J8&f&"$0&$)&+0#$&31>>=&->#,"#0& /1!&+)&?=&"#$0:&$)0&#;#)&"$0&!"#& !#$?& /;#%& $!& R)0=& 4)!#%.%+,#,& %1)&+!&'=&!"#&3/21,&(%/1.&$)0&!#,!& ?$%J#!&+!8&Y#!&*"#)&+!&2$?#&!+?#& !/&$2!1$>>=&2/),!%12!&!"#&2/>1?):& f& *$,& 1)$'>#& !/& -+)+,"& +!& +)& !+?#8& B/%& !"#& -+%,!& !+?#& !"#& -+)$>& ?+W& up brought up some rather sad '1,+)#,,:&f&"$0&!/&>#!&,/?#&/3&!"#& !#$?& /;#%& $!& R)0=& 4)!#%.%+,#,& (/8& C"#)& f& 3#>!& $'/1!& $'/1!& !"$!:& "+%#0& !"#?& '$2J:& $)0& !"#=& ,1#0& ?#& 3/%& -+%+)(& !"#?& +)& !"#& -+%,!& .>$2#8& f!& *$,& $>>& ,#!!>#0& /1!& /3& court, over a game of Scrabble.

9/& *"=& +,& !"+,& )/!& $)& 4$,!#%& column? What could have ./,,+'>=&!%$),.+%#0&!"$!&%#,1>!#0& in legal action and Scrabble? fQ>>& !#>>& =/18& f& *$,& (/+)(& !/& *%+!#& $& 2/>1?)& $'/1!& -+)0+)(& $)& engagement ring in an Easter 4((8& R)0=& 4)!#%.%+,#,& #;#)& *$,& /)& !"#& "/%)& !/& !"#& S$>>?$%J& Channel to negotiate the movie %+("!,& 3/%& ,/?#& >+("!& $)0& $+%=& Cj& ?/;+#& !"$!& */1>0& $+%& )#W!& =#$%:&*+!"&$&!+!>#&>+J#&EC"#&4$,!#%& \%+0#M8&D"+>#&!"$!&*$,&(/+)(&/):&f& began work on the actual column itself.

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little heart out. Then something usual "$..#)#08& L=& 2$!& came into the room and hopped right 1.& /)& ?=& 0#,J8& What’s odd about !"+,v& F/!"+)(& %#$>>=:& he sometimes does !"+,8& f!& *$,& /00& because this was $& D#0)#,0$=:& $)0& !"$!Q,& !"#& 0$=& "#& spends listening !/& "+,& E\##P##,& 3/%& A$!,M& %#2/%0& f& '/1("!&"+?&>$,!&=#$%8& S#& +)0+2$!#0& !"$!& "#& *$)!#0& ?#& !/&3/>>/*&"+?:&$)0&f&0+08& f!&,##?,&"#&*$)!#0&!/&!#>>&?#& !"$!&,/?#/)#&*$,&$!&!"#&0//%8&f!& *$,&?=&R1)!:&$%?,&31>>&*+!"&"#%& !"%##& =#$%& />0& (%$)00$1("!#%8& She too was in the middle of a "#2!+2&0$=:&$)0&)##0#0&,/?#/)#& !/& *$!2"& >+!!>#& j$)#,,$8& P1#,,& *"/&(/!&!/&*$!2"&>+!!>#&j$)#,,$v& Y#.8& L#8& F/*& /;#%$>>:& fQ?& .%#!!=& (//0& *+!"& J+0,8& f3& $>>& #>,#& 3$+>,:& fQ>>& O1,!& .1!& /)& EN##[D##Q,& N>$="/1,#M& $)0& ?$J#& ,1%#& !"#& 2"+>0&0/#,)Q!&+)O1%#&!"#?,#>;#,8& \1!&+!Q,&)/!&!"$!&#$,=&*"#)&=/1& "$;#&!/&>//J&$3!#%&>+!!>#&j$)#,,$:& '#2$1,#& >+!!>#& j$)#,,$& ,##?,& !/& !"+)J&!"$!&?=&>#(,&$%#&.1)2"+)(&

'$(,8&9"#&*$;#0&!/&?=&$1)!&*+!"& a sweet smile as she left, but the moment the door was closed, +!&*$,&.1)2"&2+!=&$>>&/)&?=&>#(,8& P%$)!#0:& !"+,& +,& $& !"%##& =#$%& />0& we’re talking about, so it’s more /3& $& ?+)/%& $))/=$)2#& !"$)& +!& +,& +)->+2!+)(&$)=&."=,+2$>&"$%?8&9"#& moves with me though, punching %+("!&$>/)(8&f&?$J#&?=&*$=&!/&!"#& J+!2"#)&!/&(#!&"#%&$&O1+2#&'/W:&$)0& she punches me all the time.

The punching ends *"#)&f&(+;#&"#%&$&O1+2#& '/W:& !"#)& ,"#& O1,!& ,+!,& /)& ?=& 2/12":& *$!2"#,& N\9&9.%/1!:&$)0&,!$%#,& $!& ?=& 2$!8& 9/& !"#%#& *#)!& ?=& *%+!+)(& 0$=8& A/1>0& f& "$;#& (/!!#)& it written over the *##J#)0v& L$='#:& '1!& +!&*$,&$&'1,=&*##J#)08& f& "$0& $& '+%!"0$=& .$%!=& !/& $!!#)0:& $)0& f& "$0& $& sold out crowd coming !/& >+,!#)& !/& ?=& >#2!1%#& EA1>!+;$!+)(& $& e1''#%& ^12J& A/>>#2!+/)& 3/%& B1)&$)0&N%/-+!M8& And so this is not an Easter column. No stories of aunts %1+)+)(& "$?:& /%& $)=& /3& !"$!& ?$0)#,,8& S/*#;#%& f& "/.#& !"$!& =/1& 0/& "$;#& $& (//0& #$,!#%:& indulge in some ham, or perhaps !"/,#&!$,!=&2"/2/>$!#&#((,&!"$!&f& 2$)Q!&,##?&!/&,!/.&#$!+)(8&9##&=/1& next week, follow me on Twitter pC"$!R)0=e/,,8

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R2$0#?=& R*$%0& *+))#%& S$>>#& \#%%=& +,& '$2J& /)& !"#& '+(& ,2%##)& +)& !"#& )#*& !"%+>>#%& EC"#& A$>>M:& $)0&+,&3#$!1%#0&$,&K/%0$)&C1%)#%:& $& ;#!#%$)& cII& /.#%$!/%& +)& T/,& Angeles.

We are introduced to Turner /)& !"#& O/':& +)& $& ;#%=& >$%(#& '1+>0+)(& )+2J)$?#0& E!"#& "+;#M:& the epicenter of all emergencies +)&!"#&A+!=&/3&R)(#>,8& G)#& 0$=& *"+>#& /)& !"#& O/':& Turner receives a disturbing call 3%/?& $& !#%%+-+#0& !##)& (+%>& *"/& tells her an intruder is entering her home. The girl is home alone, $)0& C1%)#%& (1+0#,& "#%& !/& ,$3#!=:& but the teen is nevertheless J+0)$..#0&'=&!"#&+)!%10#%8&4;#%=& #33/%!& +,& ?$0#& !/& -+)0& !"#& (+%>:& but the end result is tragic. The outcome of the kidnapping leads Turner off the phones at the cII&2#)!#%:&$)0&+)!/&!"#&!%$+)+)(& department.

G)#& 0$=& *"+>#& ,"#& +,& conducting the new hires on a tour of the center, she takes /;#%&$&0+3-+21>!&2$>>&3%/?&$&3#>>/*& worker. Turner discovers the kidnapper is back, and has !$J#)& $)/!"#%& !##)& (+%>& `4;+#& C"/?.,/)b8& C"#& #?#%(#)2=& 2$>>& leads to an attempt to track the car and locate the teen before it’s !//& >$!#8& Y/1& 2/1>0& +),#%!& "#%#V& E!"+,&!+?#&+!Q,&.#%,/)$>M8& The tracking of the kidnapped teen continues for the duration of !"#&-+>?:&$)0&!"#&'$0&(1=&`L+2"$#>& 4J>1)0b:&+,&2$1,+)(&$>>&?$))#%&/3& havoc on the streets of L.A. R!& !"+,& ./+)!& +)& !"#& ,!/%=:& Turner is so frustrated with the +)$'+>+!=& /3& !"#& ./>+2#& !/& >/2$!#& the girl, she takes matters into her own hands. Turner listens to the recorded phone call from the girl again and again in an attempt !/& -+(1%#& /1!& *"#%#& !"#& >$,!& 2$>>& she made originated.

R3!#%& ,/?#& "$)0=& PN9& "#>.:& Turner sets out on her own in $)& $!!#?.!& !/& ,$;#& !"#& (+%>8& f& J#.!& */)0#%+)(& *"=& C1%)#%& didn’t ask for assistance from "#%&'/=3%+#)0k&./>+2#&/3-+2#%&N$1>& N"+>>+.,& `L/%%+,& A"#,!)1!b:& '1!& that would be far too logical.

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A$)&=/1&+?$(+)#&;#)!1%+)(&/1!& $!& )+("!& '=& =/1%,#>3& +)& ,#$%2"& /3& $& J+0)$..#%& *+!"/1!& $)=& !=.#& /3& weapon? Turner should have at >#$,!&!$J#)&.#..#%&,.%$=&3/%&,/?#& !=.#& /3& .%/!#2!+/):& '1!& )/:& /1%& girl ventures out as if she could transform into her character Storm from !"#& El[L#)M& ?/;+#,& $!& $)=&?/?#)!8& C1%)#%& #;#)!1$>>=& locates the kidnapper, and begins her search inside a dark house `ob& *+!"& !"#& $+0& /3& $& ->$,">+("!& $)0& 2#>>& phone.

As if Turner isn’t brave enough, she then locates the underground bunker where the kidnapper is holding Evie. Wonder D/?$)&!/&!"#&%#,21#o& C"#& -+>?& 0/#,& "$;#& $& ,$!+,3=+)(& #)0+)(:& even though some of the illogical actions of the lead character >#3!& ?#& ,2%$!2"+)(& ?=&

"#$08&f&J)/*&C1%)#%&'#"$;#0&!"#& *$=&,"#&0+0&!/&?/;#&3/%*$%0&!"#& .>/!:&'1!&f&O1,!&*$)!#0&$&'+!&?/%#& common sense from her.

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The Scent of Mystery: The Return of Aroma-Rama

R>!"/1("& f& 0/)Q!& '#>+#;#& !"$!& "+,!/%=&%#.#$!,&+!,#>3:&f&$?&*+>>+)(& !/& 2/)2#0#& !"$!& 0wOx& ;1& .>$=,& $& '+(&%/>#&+)&!"#&"+,!/%=&/3&./.1>$%& 21>!1%#8& C$J#& <[^& ?/;+#,:& 3/%& #W$?.>#8& & D"+>#& ?$)=& .#/.>#& .%/'$'>=& !"+)J& !"$!& <[^& ?/;+#,& $%#& $& )#*[3$)(>#0& 5Ist& 2#)!1%=& gadget, the invention reached +!,& -+%,!& H#)+!"& 01%+)(& !"#& Ic76,& *"#)& ?/;+#& .%/012#%,& *#%#& ,2%$?'>+)(& !/& -+)0& *$=,& to compete with the growing ./.1>$%+!=& /3& !#>#;+,+/)8& 4;#)& R>3%#0& S+!2"2/2J& (/!& +)!/& !"#& ($?#&*+!"&$&<[^&%#>#$,#&/3&E^+$>& L& 3/%& L1%0#%MdO1,!& *$!2"& !"#& -+>?& +)& 5[^& $)0& ,##& +3& =/1& 2$)& spot all the effects that were inserted to wow audiences who *#%#&*#$%+)(&!"/,#&,+>>=&>//J+)(& 2$%0'/$%0& <[^& (>$,,#,& *+!"& %#0& and blue plastic lenses.

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again designed to combat the !#>#;+,+/)& #)#?=:& *$,& !"#& 1,#& /3& ,+>>=& #33#2!,& 01%+)(& ?/;+#& screenings. The undisputed king of this form of entertainment was William Castle, who reigned supreme with gimmicks like 4?#%(/&`$&2"##,=&.>$,!+2&,J#>#!/)& launched into theatres during J#=& ,2#)#,& /3& "+,& Ic7Z& #.+2& ES/1,#& G)& S$1)!#0& S+>>Mb& $)0& 9"/2J[G[e$?$& `#>#2!%+2& 2"$%(#,& placed underneath selected seats to shock patron butts during the >+!#%$>>=& ?/,!& ,"/2J+)(& ,2#)#,& +)& EC"#& C+)(>#%Mb8& f)& ?$)=& 2$,#,& the gimmicks became more popular than the movie, which is .%#2+,#>=& *"$!& ?/;+#& .%/012#%,& hoped would happen. After all, Cj& ,"/*,& 0+0)Q!& 2/?#& .$2J$(#0& with plastic skeletons and '1!![,"/2J+)(& #33#2!,d1)>#,,& homeowners wanted to install

these devices in their living rooms.

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.%/10d!"#$!%#,& #@1+..#0& *+!"& tingler seats, fog machines and scent machines that can emit )#$%>=& /)#& !"/1,$)0,& ,?#>>,& /)& 2/??$)08& f?$(+)#& *$!2"+)(& $& car chase scene and experiencing the smell of burning rubber at !"#& ,$?#& !+?#8& B/%& !"#& "/?#:& *#& 2$)& +),!$>>& $& ,#![!/.& '/W& /)& /1%& Cj,& !"$!& '%+)(,& !"#& AK& P%/1.&#W.#%+#)2#&+)!/&/1%&>+;+)(& %//?,&'=&#?+!!+)(&E!"/1,$)0,&/3& scents in tandem with onscreen $2!+/)d>+J#& .#%31?#& ,$?.>#,& during Chanel commercials” `'#& /)& !"#& >//J/1!& 3/%& /!"#%& scent devices designed to sell /0/%+3#%/1,& .%/012!,:& )/!& /)>=&

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are expected to make their appearance soon. According to !"#& C+?#& $%!+2>#:& E9$)& B%$)2+,2/& ,!$%![1.& R0$?$)!& C#2")/>/(+#,& +,& '1+>0+)(& ,?$%![."/)#& accessories that can interpret /0/%,8&A4G&9$?&i"$?+,&,$=,&!"#& -+%,!&(#)#%$!+/):&*"+2"&2$)&0#!#2!& '$0& '%#$!"& $)0& ($1(#& '>//0[ alcohol levels, should be out )#W!& =#$%8M& C"#& 2/?.$)=Q,& (/$>:& $22/%0+)(& !/& i"$?+,:& +,& !/& E!1%)& phones into personal health monitors,” that use the smell of our breath to gauge the status /3& /1%& "#$>!"8& ^/#,)Q!& ,/1)0& `/%& ,?#>>b&;#%=&.>#$,$)!&!/&?#8 All this makes me wonder *"$!& /!"#%& Ic76,& (+??+2J,& *#& might see resurrected in the near future. The return of automobile !$+>& -+),v& F$1($"=0#& 31%)+!1%#v& `-+%,!& !%$0#?$%J#0& +)& !"#& >$!#& Ic<6,:& '1!& %#$2"+)(& +!,& H#)+!"& 01%+)(& !"#& Ic76,b8& A$>+3/%)+$& 0+.v& f& 2#%!$+)>=& "/.#& *#& ,##& $& %#,1%(#)2#& /3& !"/,#& 2"##,=& .>$,!+2& ,J#>#!/),& !"$!& ->/$!& !"%/1("& ,.$2#& `$2!1$>>=& ,>+.& $)0& ,>+0#& /)& -+,"+)(& *+%#b& *"+>#& *#& *$!2"&\[(%$0#&"/%%/%&?/;+#,8 L$='#& f& ,"/1>0& !%=& ?=& "$)0& at developing something called Ei#>>=[G[e$?$M&!"$!&*+>>&"#+("!#)& ?=& %#$0#%,Q& #W.#%+#)2#,& $,& !"#=& .#%1,#& ?=& *##J>=& 2/>1?),:& #,.#2+$>>=& +3& !"#=& $%#& %#$0+)(& !"#?& /)>+)#8& R)=& ,1((#,!+/),v& f& (1#,,& !"#& ./,,+'+>+!+#,& $%#& #)0>#,,:& $>!"/1("& )/!& $>*$=,& .>#$,$)!&/%&$..#$>+)(8&L$='#&$>>& !"#,#&,#),/%=&#W.#%+#)2#,&2/1>0& '#& +)2/%./%$!#0& +)!/& $& i#>>=Q,& Place App. K1,!&J##.&=/1%&#=#,:&)/,#,:&$)0& ears open until we meet again )#W!&*##J8&S$..=&,?#>>+)(8

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