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Carter Railroad Museum August 31st Heritage Day

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Roger Tallwalker Apple Appalachian Arts Center August 31st 11am-5pm

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Lovely Goodbye Capone’s August 31st

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Ellen Elmes Watercolor Workshop Appalachian Arts Center Starting September 7th

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Fall Classes Of All Sorts Something For Everyone

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