SPOILER ALERT: OUR SHIT IS HILARIOUS
AUGUST 2018
ABOUT THE MATT BUTLER THE MAN AND THE BRAND The Matt Butler (the man) began life in the rolling hills of North Carolina playing in the woods and sometimes being made fun of for being a ginger. The woods and bullies of his youth toughened Matt and turned him into the snarky, hand-crafter he is today leading him to start... The Matt Butler (the brand) has been creating kick-ass goods since 2009. TMB specializes in greeting cards, linocut prints and other giftable items the subjects of which are influenced by witty humor, pop-culture, food, drink, and good design. Both the man and brand are currently based in Oakland, CA. Living, working, and playing in the west-coast-Brooklyn is mostly great but sometimes infuriating because really how many house plants does one bar need?? Being surrounded by so much hipness allows The Matt Butler to closely observe popular culture and then lovingly mock it. The access to top-shelf avocado toast is also a major perk.
LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! Want to place an order?? Follow these steps: 1. Find all your favorite stuff in this catalog or online at themattbutler.com. 2. Email holler@themattbutler.com or call us at (650) 761-2881. 3. We can take your order directly or set you up with an account so you can order on our website. 4. Wait. (We know. That part is the worst.) 5. Throw a party when your order arrives!!
TABLE OF CONTENTS Greeting Cards Love 4 Birthday 6 Pride 8 Anniversary + Wedding 9 Just Because 10 New Home + Pet 11 Sympathy + Divorce 11 Baby + Parenting 12 Mothers + Fathers Day 13 Grad + Retirement + Congrats 14 Thank You 14 Friendship + Holiday 15 Sorry + Award Ribbons 16 Box Sets + Racks 17 Totes + Mugs + Sticker 18 Cocktail Napkins 19 Linocut Prints 20 Journals + Notepads 23 Terms 24
#lifehack: Instead of fretting over what to wear in the morning, just don’t get out of bed.
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GREETING CARDS
LETTERPRESS PRINTED // LOADED WITH SNARK // READY FOR YOUR FAVORITE PEOPLE
LOVE
#20138 Bottomless Love
#20059 Hold Hands
#20020 Tinder Swiping
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NEW!
#WINNER
#20052 BDE Met
#WINNER
#20139 Love Is
#20131 Tolerate Love
NEW!
#20057 Love F Yeah
#20136 U Up?
NEW!
#20021 Whiskey + You
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NEW!
A2 // BLANK INSIDE // KRAFT ENVELOPE // MIN 6 PER STYLE — $2.50 EACH
NEW! = New Item (duh) #WINNER = Best Seller
LOVE
#20080 OMFG Love
#20072 Trump Love
#20120 Fox News
#20108 Had Me at Dog
#WINNER
NEW!
#WINNER
#20121 Whole Wide
NEW!
#20078 NPR Moment
#20081 Unicorn Human #WINNER #20081C CLEAN Unicorn Human
#20044 Sexmoji
#20010 Two Things
Deep Thought: If a tree falls in the woods and nobody’s there to Instagram it, does it even matter??
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GREETING CARDS
LETTERPRESS PRINTED // LOADED WITH SNARK // READY FOR YOUR FAVORITE PEOPLE
BIRTHDAY 
#20130 Long Story
#20056 Work Medium
#20014 Kanye Bday
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NEW!
#WINNER
#20101 Avo Toast
#20054 BDE Born #WINNER
#20129 Bday Cupcakes
NEW!
#20017 Bday Uni #20038 CLEAN Bday Uni
#WINNER
#20137 Cat on Me
NEW!
#20076 Elvis Birthday
#WINNER
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A2 // BLANK INSIDE // KRAFT ENVELOPE // MIN 6 PER STYLE — $2.50 EACH
NEW! = New Item (duh) #WINNER = Best Seller
BIRTHDAY
#20009 Party Started
#20074 Oldest Wisest
#20073 Dead People
#20068 Pretty Fast
#20077 Lions + Tigers
#20128 Flip Table
#20025 Bday Cake
#20036 Can’t Stop
#20123 Really That Old
NEW!
Pro Tip: Moderation is best in moderation.
#WINNER
#WINNER
NEW!
#WINNER
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GREETING CARDS
LETTERPRESS PRINTED // LOADED WITH SNARK // READY FOR YOUR FAVORITE PEOPLE
BIRTHDAY 
#20061 Three Oh #20004 Four Oh #20007 Five Oh #20060 Six Oh
#20135 Remember When
NEW!
#20058 Even Older
#20069 Old Terrors
NEW!
#20125 Your Gay Card
#20100 Spoiler Birthday
#20134 Worth Celebrating
NEW!
PRIDE
#20126 Gender Construct
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#20124 Both Gay
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A2 // BLANK INSIDE // KRAFT ENVELOPE // MIN 6 PER STYLE — $2.50 EACH
NEW! = New Item (duh) #WINNER = Best Seller
ANNIVERSARY + WEDDING + ENGAGEMENT
#20055 Spoiler Alert
#WINNER
#20042 BDE Married
#20117 No More Dating
#20116 Wedding Photos Text: *Please delete all photos of me taken after 8
#20043 Open Bar
#20103 Married Life Feelings
#20001 So Much Yes
Deep Thought: Hasn’t gluten been punished enough already?
#WINNER
#WINNER
#20110 Evolution of Love Text: *Mostly because we were leaving the house
#20109 Dad Jokes
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LETTERPRESS PRINTED // LOADED WITH SNARK // READY FOR YOUR FAVORITE PEOPLE
JUST BECAUSE
#20082 Dog Love #20082C CLEAN Dog Love
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#WINNER
#20005 Bottomless
#WINNER
#20026 Hold Guac
#20096 Taco Thoughts
#20013 Pizza Road
#20002 You Do You
#20019 Champagne Poem
#20033 Drinks Clock?
#20028 Always Wine
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A2 // BLANK INSIDE // KRAFT ENVELOPE // MIN 6 PER STYLE — $2.50 EACH
NEW! = New Item (duh) #WINNER = Best Seller
JUST BECAUSE
#20141 Party Started Sitter
NEW!
#20011 Trump Hair
NEW HOME
PET
#20095 Money Pit
#20142 Sidekick
SYMPATHY
DIVORCE
#20030 Fucking Sucks
#20127 BDE Left Him
#WINNER
#20015 Tequila Dignity
NEW!
NEW!
Deep Thought: When are we going to decide as a culture that 20 IPAs at one bar is too many??
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GREETING CARDS
LETTERPRESS PRINTED // LOADED WITH SNARK // READY FOR YOUR FAVORITE PEOPLE
BABY + PARENTING
#20062 Baby Drinks
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#WINNER
#20114 Shit Show
#WINNER
#20090 Kingdom Baby
#20113 Netflix Baby
#20006 Kanye Baby
#20047 Baby Belly
#20115 Parenting Expert
#20084 OMG Baby Shower
#20112 Parent Meal
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A2 // BLANK INSIDE // KRAFT ENVELOPE // MIN 6 PER STYLE — $2.50 EACH
NEW! = New Item (duh) #WINNER = Best Seller
BABY + PARENTING
#20111 Parent Food Pyramid
#20048 Tiny Human
#20143 Boss Baby
NEW!
MOTHER’S / FATHER’S DAY
#20012 Trump Vote
#20088 Light Beer
#WINNER
#20071 Trap Stamp
#20087 Boxed Wine
#20070 Face Tat
#20133 Sorry Teen
Fun Fact: Every time Trump sends a tweet, a White House aide’s hairline recedes.
#WINNER
NEW!
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GREETING CARDS
LETTERPRESS PRINTED // LOADED WITH SNARK // READY FOR YOUR FAVORITE PEOPLE
GRADUATION / RETIREMENT / CONGRATS
#20106 Graduated Why
#20089 Retirement Party
#WINNER
#20085 Grad Party
#20122 Hand Clap
#20066 YORO
NEW!
THANK YOU
#20022 Mom Thanks
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#20086 Perfect Thanks
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#20063 Thanks No Thanks
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A2 // BLANK INSIDE // KRAFT ENVELOPE // MIN 6 PER STYLE — $2.50 EACH
NEW! = New Item (duh) #WINNER = Best Seller
FRIENDSHIP
#20132 Ride Shotgun
NEW!
#20018 Bacon Butter Bey
#WINNER
#20144 Hairstyles
#20051 Joy Booze
#WINNER
#20092 Xmas Trump-Free
NEW!
HOLIDAY
#20016 Xmas Uni
#20091 Xmas Take Mine
#WINNER
#20053 Ho Ho Holy
Pro Tip: The holiday season is an excellent time to work on your Santa Bod.
#20049 Hanukkah Day
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SORRY
#20102 Let’s Pretend
#20104 Trump Sorry
AWARD RIBBONS
#WINNER
REAL DEAL RIBBON ON A CARD // BECAUSE ADULTS DESERVE AWARDS TOO
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#20105 Unicorn Mistakes
NEW!
MIN 6 PER STYLE — $3.50 EACH
#21001 Cutest Human
#21002 Best Mom Ever
#21003 You Did the Thing
#21004 Make Out Champ
#21005 Oldest Person
#21006 Best Looking
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BOX SETS
MIN 4 PER STYLE — $8 EACH
SIX CARDS FOR THE PRICE OF THREE-ISH // CUTE BOX // EASY DECISION Holiday Cards: Ho Ho Holy Hanukkah Day Xmas Uni Joy Booze Xmas Take Mine Xmas Trump Free
#20053B #20049B #20016B #20051B #20091B #20092B
Thank You Cards: Mom Thanks Perfect Thanks Thanks No Thanks
#20022B #20086B #20063B
DISPLAY RACKS
MAKES THE CARDS LOOK EVEN BETTER // MADE IN USA // COMES WITH FREE STUFF!
3-TIER COUNTERTOP DISPLAY This tiered plywood rack makes displaying The Matt Butler cards even easier. It holds 15 styles of cards, ships flat and is easy to assemble. The display measures 28.25" W x 13.5" H x 8" D. RACK: 12 EA OF 15 STYLES:
$30 + SHIPPING $450
TOTAL: FREE:
$480 12 CARDS (RETAIL VALUE $60)
COUNTERTOP SPINNER This birch plywood spinner rack makes displaying The Matt Butler cards EVEN easier. It holds 24 styles of cards 12 each and is easy to assemble. The rack measures 28” H x 13.5” round.
RACK: 12 EA OF 24 STYLES:
$70 + SHIPPING $720
TOTAL: FREE:
$790 18 CARDS (RETAIL VALUE $90)
Pro Tip: Writing a one-star review for your child is a great way to blow off steam.
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TOTE BAGS
MIN 4 PER STYLE — $10 EACH
HEAVY DUTY COTTON // GUSSET & LONG STRAP // MADE IN USA
#90003 Coffee Spirit
#90008 Full of Wine #WINNER
#90005 Organic Veg Junk
CERAMIC MUGS
IMAGE PRINTED ON BOTH SIDES // MIN 4 PER STYLE — $7.50 EACH
11 OZ // DISHWASHER SAFE // COFFEE NOT INCLUDED
#90102 Bottomless
#WINNER
#90103 Can’t Stop
#WINNER
STICKERS
2.5" X 5" // MIN 6 PER STYLE — $1 EACH
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#90004 Can’t Stop
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COCKTAIL NAPKINS
MIN 4 PER STYLE — $4 EACH
20 FOIL STAMPED NAPKINS // READY TO PARTY // MADE IN USA
#30207 Bottomless Drinks
#30204 Dance Parties
NEW!
#WINNER
#30202 Party Started Nap Also available in a white napkin
#WINNER
#30211 Obama Party
NEW!
NEW!
#30212 Turn it Down
NEW!
#30208 Emergency Guac
#30201 Always Wine Nap
#30209 Day Drinking
NEW!
#30205 Dog at Party
#30203 Use a Drink
#30210 Shut Up Liver
NEW!
#30206 Karen
Maybe it’s possible to solve global warming by sequestering carbon dioxide in La Croix.
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LINOCUT PRINTS
HAND PRINTED // SIGNED AND NUMBERED // WAY COOLER THAN A POSTER
#10007 Whiskey Spirit 10"x14" — $15
#WINNER
#10008 This Must Be the Place 10"x14" — $15
#WINNER
#10001 FALLING 10"x14" — $15
#10006 Beer Spirit 10"x14" — $15
#10022 You Are > 8"x19" — $16
#10009 Always Us 10"x14" — $15
#10002 F Yeah 8.5"x11" — $15
#10004 Coffee Spirit 10"x14" — $15
#10023 Heart Venn Diagram 14"x10" — $15
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#WINNER
MIN 3 PER STYLE
NEW! = New Item (duh) #WINNER = Best Seller
#10014 Unicorn Ride 8.5"x11" — $15
#10013 Everything Better 10"x14" — $15
#10012 Whiskey Bacon Beer 10"x14" — $15
#WINNER
#10017 Great Minds 8.5"x11" — $15
#10021 AWESOME 14"x10" — $15
#10034 Live Laugh Love 8.5”x11” — $15
#10005 Wine Spirit 10"x14" — $15
#10016 Chicken Dinner 10"x14" — $15
#WINNER
#lifehack: Remember, mirrors don’t show you how awesome you are. Only Instagram does that.
#10003 Grab Bike 10"x14" — $15
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LINOCUT PRINTS
HAND PRINTED // SIGNED AND NUMBERED // WAY COOLER THAN A POSTER
#10020 PS I Love You 8.5"x11" — $15
#10015 Whiskey Instructions 14"x10" — $15
#10011 Drink Up 14"x10" — $15
#10018 Love Bacon 12"x12" — $17.50
#10025 Creation of Pabst 13"x15" — $16
#10010 Quixote Rides Again 8.5"x11" — $14
#10105 Ride DC Ride 8.5"x11" — $14
#10106 Ride Minneapolis Ride 8.5"x11" — $14
RIDE CITY SERIES Additional Locations: • Atlanta • Raleigh • Oakland • Indiana • Durham • Astoria • Richmond • Los Angeles • New York Matt can create a custom design with the location of your choice for a minimum order of 30 prints.
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JOURNALS
SOFT COVER // BLANK INSIDE // READY FOR YOUR SECRETS
MIN 5 PER STYLE — $4 EACH
#30001 My Diary Novel
#30002 Great Minds
#30004 Million Dollar Ideas
#WINNER
#30006 Places Food Feelings
#30005 Important Groceries
#30003 Life Goals Eat
#WINNER
NOTEPADS
4.25" X 6.5" // MIN 6 PER STYLE — $3 EACH
#30102 Meant To Do Burning Question: Do babies actually need their own hashtag?
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THE CRITICS ARE SAYING... “Nope. It’s great. And on-brand.” —Charlie, Greeting Card Expert “I’m finally the great-greeting-card-sender my mom always wanted me to be!” —Iwaas Maidüp, Better Person “The good news is that their ratings are terrible, nobody cares!” —Donald Trump, the President “Lolz.” —Amy, Matt’s Girlfriend FINE PRINT OPENING ORDER Minimum of $150; reorder minimum of $100. Minimums per style - Cards: 6, Prints: 3, Napkins: 4, Mugs: 4, Pads: 6, Totes: 4, Journals: 5, Hugs: 1 ORDERING Orders may be placed by email at holler@themattbutler.com or by phone at (650) 761-2881. PACKAGING All prints and greeting cards are packaged in clear plastic sleeves. Print packaging includes a white backerboard. SHIPPING Orders ship USPS Priority or UPS depending on weight and volume. Please let us know if you have a preference. Shipping cost will be charged when order is ready to ship. Most orders ship real fast. Orders including prints may take as long as 2-3 weeks. INCORRECT OR DAMAGED Please email holler@themattbutler.com within 4 days of receipt of your order if there are any problems. Do not dispose of damaged items or shipping materials unless instructed to do so. Sending photos of damage is always helpful. RELEASE DATE: AUGUST 2018
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