Pop Quiz

GURGLER OR HAMBURGLER? ZONKER OR PLONKER? SNAIL OR FAIL? TAKE OUR QUICK QUIZ TO SEE THE INFO FROM THIS ISSUE THAT STUCK TO YOU LIKE TP TO YOUR RING.

1. The tributary of the Jan du Toits which fools the odd angler is known as (page 76)?

A. The Balhaar. B. The Buffelspad. C. The Chris de Bladen. D. The Korrie de Broos. E. The Poopsloot.

2. What did guide Kyle Simpson have tattooed on him (page 30)?

A. His personal Alphlexo crab. B. Cameron Diaz. C. Jasper Pääkkönen’s moustache. D. The co-ordinates of Poivre Island. E. An Indo-Pacific permit with the legend, ‘Do Not Resuscitate’ in the body.

3. According to Nic Schwerdtfeger, ‘Yeehaw de Villers’ was a mix of (page 50)?

A. Bladerunner plus The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. B.The Fifth Element and Django Unchained. C. Bravestarr and The Hills Have Eyes. D. Mad Max meets No Country for Old Men. 4. When Jako/Taco Lucas sees other guides on the water in

the Port O’Connor area, he (page 58)?

A. Waves like Forrest Gump at Lieutenant Dan. B. Gives them the bird like Mr Bean. C. Bestows upon them the lazy eyebrow a la Colombo. D. Pretends not to sweat like Prince Andrew.

5. Which of the following was not effective in David Karpul’s

100 fly stream experiment (page 100)?

A. A size 4 Largemouth Yellowfish streamer. B. A caddis pattern. C. A bare hook. D. A Balbyter ant. E. A Stillwater Goldilocks.

6. If our Lifer Clem Booth ever learns to play the guitar, he’s likely to serenade us with (page 110)?

A. Led Zepplin - Stairway to Heaven. B. The Black-Eyed Peas – My Humps. C. Leonard Cohen – Hallelujah. D. Neil Young – Old Man. E. Jimi Hendrix – All Along the Watchtower.

Answers: 1. C, 2. D, 3. D, 4. A, 5. B, 6. C&D.