Which of my favorite Decafe foods are you?

Where do you live?

a. Traditional housing b. A co-op c. Language housing d. Off campus a. Something STEM-y b. Something Social Science-y c. Something Humanity-y d. Something Instrument-y a. 42 b. To do stuff c. The joy is in figuring it out, dude. We are but specks floating around trying to be happy. d. To win a. Pantuflas b. Blob c. Definitely d. Mustachioed a. Yes b. No c. Maybe d. What? a. Ruin other people’s dates b. Ask someone out c. Cry d. Lecture everyone on the origin of Valentine’s Day after doing bare minimum research a. Wilder b. Mudd c. Peters d. Nowhere because people keep pissing on the seats and not cleaning up after themselves even though they are adults in college, oh my god some of you need to learn some manners a. I am great at talking b. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh c. Ahhhhhhh d. They are a necessary evil

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What is the meaning of life?

What is your favorite of my favorite words?

Do you think I should get my ears pierced?

What should I do for Valentine’s Day this year?

Where are your favorite bathrooms?

How do you feel about participation grades in classes?

Answers:

If you chose mostly A you are…

Ellen Efstathiou Staff Writer

Rufes chips! The love of my life. I didn’t know about them until last year, and now I am obsessed. They’re cheesy, and crispy, and bumpy, and they make me happy. Truly the best invention in the history of mankind.

If you chose mostly B you are…

The Tuscan Chicken Ciabatta Sandwich! I am so sad when this disappears from Decafe. It’s a sandwich, a truly classic food. And the ingredients make it so I can tell my parents that I have technically eaten a vegetable. I will get this sandwich at every opportunity.

If you chose mostly C you are…

Double Chocolate Chip Cookies! So much chocolate. So much sweetness. Wrapped in plastic individually. My sweet tooth longs for these cookies. This has been my ode to Double Chocolate Chip Cookies, as seen on my Creative Writing Major application.

If you chose mostly D you are…

The Raspberry favor of Pure Leaf! Raspberry is the best favor, do not argue with me. This supposedly has cafeine, so I can pretend that it wakes me up. It is wet, and yet my mouth still feels dry after drinking it.