The Oldie Spring issue 412

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The Old Un’s Notes We can thank Colin Sell, the pianist on I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue, for revealing the late Barry Cryer’s favourite cartoon (pictured). Sell told the story during Radio 4’s tribute to Cryer after the Clue veteran and great friend of The Oldie died in February. But Sell wrongly attributed the cartoon to James Thurber, when it was actually the work of someone else.

His name was Roger Pettiward. He was born in 1906 into a long line of wealthy London landowners. At Eton, his gift for draughtsmanship won him a succession of prizes. During the 1930s, he contributed cartoons to Punch – work with an often surreal touch, which delighted in puncturing pomposity and satirising the ruling classes, of which Pettiward – pseudonym Paul Crum – was himself a member. Pettiward was 36 when he was killed during the ill-fated Dieppe Raid of August 1942. As the 80th anniversary of his death approaches, we can be sure that Barry Cryer, so expert in comedy history, would want the record put straight.

Are you in search of an appropriate funeral or memorial-service reading? You might find an answer in Peter J Conradi’s new book, On Grief: Voices Through the Ages on How to Manage Death and Loss. There are moving passages by everyone from Joyce Grenfell to John Donne and Nick Cave. And the selections even go back to Virgil, from the first book of the Aeneid: Sunt lacrimae rerum et mentem mortalia tangent Tears are shed for things even here and mortal things touch the heart Aeneid 1.462 Seamus Heaney translated

those first three heart-stirring words, ‘Sunt lacrimae rerum’, as ‘There are tears at the heart of things’. So true in these troubled times, particularly when you watch the news from Ukraine. The whole point of vicars, one might think, is to convert souls to Christianity. Or is it? Clerics arriving for the recent Synod at Church House were asked not to discuss religion with staff at Church House in case it ‘caused offence’. In Parliament recently, MPs held a debate entitled ‘Levelling up in the

Among this month’s contributors Madeline Smith (p14) played Miss Caruso, the Bond Girl in Live and Let Die who has her dress unzipped by Roger Moore with a magnetic watch. A Hammerhorror star, she was also in Up Pompeii. Robert Bathurst (p22) was in Cold Feet and Downton Abbey. He played Ed Howzer-Black in Toast of London. A National Hunt devotee, he wrote, directed and starred in The Fall, a film about racing. A N Wilson (p51) is a leading novelist, biographer and historian. His most recent book is The King and the Christmas Tree. He has written biographies of Tolstoy, C S Lewis, Iris Murdoch and Jesus Christ. Nicky Haslam (p51) is a writer and interior designer. He wrote Redeeming Features and Folly de Grandeur: Romance and Revival in an English Country House. He recorded an album, Midnight Matinee.

east of England’. What, the Fens? Were they not flat in the first place? The Donmar Warehouse production of Shakespeare’s Henry V, starring Kit Harington as the king, was quite exciting. But one thing jarred. At a couple of points, Shakespeare uses the word ‘lieutenant’. This was pronounced by the young cast as ‘lootenant’. Sir Sydney Kentridge, defence counsel to Nelson Mandela and Steve Biko, turns 100 in November this year. He stopped practising as a barrister only at the age of 90. Only John Platts-Mills (1906-2001), a Kiwi to Kentridge’s Springbok, was still arguing cases as a nonagenarian. Jeremy Hutchinson (1915-2017), who did reach his century, chose by contrast to quit advocacy when a mere 69 years old. He declined attractive briefs to defend Clive Ponting and the Guildford Four, and went on to exercise his forensic talents in the House of Lords rather than the court room. At 100, he was made Oldie of the Year. English judges have to retire by law. Lord Bridge, then senior law lord, referred to this practice as the ‘statutory presumption of senility’. English barristers, though, can go on working till they drop. As long as they pay the annual levy for their practising certificates and fulfil the The Oldie Spring 2022 5


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Ask Virginia Ironside

1hr
pages 98-131

Crossword

3min
pages 89-90

On the Road: Tina Brown

3min
pages 85-86

Taking a Walk: the Isle of

3min
pages 87-88

Overlooked Britain Lululaund, Hertfordshire

6min
pages 82-84

Chatsworth revisited

6min
pages 80-81

Bird of the Month: Black

2min
page 79

Drink Bill Knott

4min
page 73

Exhibitions Huon Mallalieu

2min
pages 69-70

Golden Oldies Rachel Johnson

4min
page 68

Television Frances Wilson

5min
page 66

Music Richard Osborne

2min
page 67

Film: Benedetta

3min
page 64

An Author Writes: The

6min
pages 57-60

History

4min
pages 61-62

One Day I Shall Astonish the World, by Nina Stibbe Lucy

4min
pages 54-56

Young Mungo, by Douglas

5min
page 53

Readers’ Letters

9min
pages 44-45

Why frumps disappeared

3min
page 40

The Doctor’s Surgery

3min
page 43

Postcards from the Edge

3min
pages 38-39

Town Mouse

4min
page 36

Country Mouse

4min
page 37

In search of lost love

5min
pages 34-35

The last gentlemen’s

6min
pages 30-32

Children’s books aren’t

7min
pages 26-27

Small World

4min
page 33

Why aren't I funny?

4min
pages 24-25

Downton’s tricky French

7min
pages 28-29

I love Half Man Half Biscuit

5min
pages 22-23

The Deer Hunter's genius director Charles Elton

9min
pages 16-19

Inside the court of Lord

5min
pages 20-21

Grumpy Oldie Man

4min
page 10

The Old Un’s Notes

10min
pages 5-8

Gyles Brandreth’s Diary

4min
page 9

Media Matters

4min
page 13

The Two Ronnies: what a fine

7min
pages 14-15

Hostesses from hell

2min
page 11
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