Boob job stops squatter eviction

A WOMAN accused of squatting in a property has tried to get out of a court date claiming she had to have surgery on her breast implants on the same day.

Lawyers for the Swiss owner of the occupied home revealed that their client was ‘wondering if he had purchased a house in Spain or in a banana republic’ in the wake of the incident.

The victim had decided to buy a property in Malaga, having fallen in love with the city and wanted a home for long stays, and eventually to live in. He discovered however, it had been taken over by a squatter when he arrived one day last year and found that the key no longer fitted the lock. Police were called but could do nothing more than to identify the alleged squatter.

She was eventually called to court for an eviction proceeding, but the case has been put on hold after defence lawyers presented a document from a clinic that stated that she was scheduled to have surgery involving the ‘elevation of mammary implants’.

The lawyers for the victim believe that the appointment is nothing more than a ruse to drag on the trial.

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