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Thursday 31st May 07


Letter from the Editor.

Contents

This time last year as the football season reached its magical climax there was nothing to worry about, we had the World Cup to look forward to, I was going

We Know Best

to Roskilde then on a two week trip to Rome via Amsterdam, Paris and Milan. And at the rate I’m going this year I’ll be lucky if I make it past the New Forest.

The Freedom of Restraint

So on goes the thinking cap, I need a week’s holiday, and it’s got to be a week because we don’t have subeditors, we don’t even have a tea boy! We’ve got a

All Smiles on the Red Route

designer, distributor, illustrators and writers; god knows what will happen when Rebecca goes to Florida for a fortnight. So I’m on the prowl for some guest editors and designers, I’m thinking Jamie Oliver and Spike Jonze

7 Stops

would make a good pairing, perhaps Steven Spielberg and Tom Dixon? Enough already, we’ll work something out!

Today’s Special

So no World Cup, no holiday, not even an obligatory day ticket to the V Festival. If like me you are getting a little bit worried check out today’s special. We have

Cultural Comment

found the best things that you can still do easily and in some cases on a budget. I’m actually starting to warm to Marrakech! For now however it’s the funked up antique stalls at Portobello Road!

Listen Up

Meanwhile we have had a bit of a revamp of the mag, making it faster, slicker and we think more enjoyable, including a return to form of impossible suduko! So read

Celebrity Sudoku

on, enjoy and remember to pass this onto someone you like the look of on the tube. Make their day. ed. x

Nico

This issue is dedicated to David Watts and Mac Lassman

Put together by Sam Lassman Watts and Rebecca Hall

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If,

,

tickets. I wake early in the hope of

who park for free whilst living in rural

spotting a long abandoned motor

bliss! Trying to have it both ways

swinging from the arm of a Car

huh? Well now you’ll haveta buy and

Jacker, I mean Tow truck. Me, I

eat yer cake in Willesden, buddy! For

got my permit weeks ago! For too

more nights than I care to remember

long my neighbourhood has been

I’ve hadta park 3 streets away and

then you’ll know that either Milan or

a dumping ground for stolen cars,

haul my sorry arse home after a late

Liverpool scored in the Champion’s

the car park of those outta towners

night shindig, through rain and wind

reading this

you

suddenly come across a

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League Final, either Gattuso bit the spaghetti legs of Peter Crouch or Gerrard chomped on a bit of Kaka. The deadline has loomed too quickly and there’s a nice morejois holiday-a-coming so this might get a little rushed. Somethings have to get concertinered if they’re all gonna get done. Forgive me if the quality dips a little.

Round where I live, Norf Lunnun,

but a little west of the refinement of Highgate, we’re just getting ready for the next encroachment of the Bushy Bunny and the Beady Bird. The newest tax on those of us who persist in polluting the city with our

P ZONE

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Resident permit holders only

Mon - Sun 8am - 11pm

motors. Another administrative demarcation designed to limit our freedom of movement, or in this case, staying put. The money grabbing scheme that is the CPZ. BUT… I am standing with open arms, welcoming in the line painters. I applaud the swarming wardens with their digital cameras and computer

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‘THE FREEDOM OF RESTRAINT’ Or: How I didn’t learn to stop worrying and love the CPZ


and the giggles of late night lotharios

transformation of the neighbourhood

O N gone and then the Man who

peeking from illicit bedroom windows

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before fumbling with cold keys in an

PEEEEEEERRRRRLLLLOOOOO!!!

alarm went, as I have so often done

ill lit threshold. For saving me from

Lucky buggers, wicked deflection!

before but will no longer have to

this late night irritation, and the early

Yeah! Anyway, as I was saying,

worry about. I hope so.

morning moan of a parking ticket

whenever I get the pangs, I

given on the second of the time limit,

remember the wise words of a

brink of this seismic suburban

I am grateful to the Squirrel and the

mate of mine of Carrib extraction,

shift, it’s a heavy price to pay for

Buzzard. Huh, did I say that? Well,

“I wouldn’t worry mate, they look at

a secure parking spot. The slide

to a degree…

what they bought the houses for and

of a community from challenging

I am aware that all this is just

what they’re getting today, check

and enriching, all open doors and

another manifestation of the further

the exchange rate and say a little

neighbours out front picking through

encroachment of the Morejoisie

prayer of thanks!” But still, methinks

their own litter, to the safe and

(this glorious new noun, given to us

that for a brief moment there, before

yet unknown, all tugged crimson

by Mr T Lott) of which I was born a

all the other folk like me swarmed

curtains and winking alarm boxes.

member and, despite my misgivings

in, there was a glorious moment

Mebbe it’s time to move again, find

and other sympathies, am so

of harmonious multiculturalism in

a new borough that is steeped in the

destined to remain. All of us middle-

action, a little rainbow coalition in my

old ways? Time is growing round

classy arsey white folk, having

own backyard. Now it’s all becoming

my gut and choking my ankles,

filled the Islingtons, Camdens and

a little magnolia. A little more Merc

the fleetness of foot and keenness

Ladbroke Groves with like-looking

and Lexus, less dented Beemer and

of eye are betrayed by a certain

folk and priced ourselves outta

ancient ‘yota. And I miss the colour.

immobility but more dangerously

home and neighbours, are pouring

I haveta admit I dropped this

an increasing weight of baggage!

into new boroughs in the hope of

particular ball and watched the

Sometimes the cares and opinions

turning our gilt into solid gold, our

other ‘til the bitter end. Bitter, I hear

of others have greater force.

mid terraced boxes into lures for the

you ask? Didn’t the nero-rossi win?

Certainly greater volume! And so

next generation of new money and

Well, yeah, but they forgot to play

it is with football, although one’s

eyeing up the local Church Schools.

football, and there’s nothing worse

abiding passions never sway (God

But what of the new neighbours and

than yer mates winning big with

forbid!), in a game of neutrals, one’s

their many, many trucks, scratched

graceless luck, no skill and then

objectivity rules subjectivity and

cars and overlittered front gardens?

bragging about it. Liverpool’s were

you find your mind being changed

What do they reckon to the invading

the only players who tried to win it

mid way, you give thanks that you’re

hordes of posh birds, jaded menfolk

(Except Inzhaghi of course). Also,

not down the boozer with a bunch

and squawking bairns?

the age those ‘ragazzi’ are, they

o’ gits who’d spot your switch and

REALLY shoulda known better! I

you cling to the wise words of WB

been enormously welcoming and

hope that tomorrow, as I peruse the

Yeats, “Civilisation is an exercise

friendly so far. Despite the fact that

swarm of Meter Men, the swing of

in self restraint”. So no more

this whole CPZ affair has curtailed

the removed Motor and the spread

their haphazard parking instincts,

of the unallowing double yellow, I will

brought unneeded increase in

spare a thought, and show a little

the cost of their households

sympathy, for the previously grinning

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Lothario, the holiday maker returning

Xabi Alonso just missed! Phew.

from Gatwick, the Express and the

And very likely lined the coffers

Tube, beladen with souvenirs and

of their retirements. Whenever

plagued with screaming kids way

I get the pangs of guilt over the

early in the morn, to find his car G

Thing is, standing on the very

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fruity fashion substance), but fortunately for me it

have an outrageous pair of red

seems that this season the fashion

patent courts with enamel and

powers that be have decided to

diamante mushroom detail by

help us all to achieve our 5-a-day!

Irregular choice. More appertising

Yes my dear disciples fashion

trends on the high street include

is getting fruity and I am going

Miss Selfridges’s rather discrete

to advise you on where to find

fig print dress (£35) and Top

the foody fashions that are good

Shop’s glittery strawberry print

enough to eat!

french knickers (£4). However, this

Now I have to admit that I am a bit fanatical about jewellery; in fact I have a bit of a reputation as a Magpie, so what better place to start than with my prize picks of the

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ear Reader, I have to be honest, I was at a total loss as to what to write

about this week. We have been graced with yet another bank holiday (which kind of seems a shame really, so many so close, I do wish they would have made the effort to distribute them more evenly throughout the year), and a

season’s most totally scrumptious fashion statement has to be Chloe’s banana print T-shirt dress. At £75 it’s not cheap but I think it’s simply delicious!

most delectable jewels around!

Now, if you’d rather eat your

Urban Outfitters is currently

fashion then wear your food there’s

stocking a veritable feast of food

only one thing for it. Pret-a-Portea

inspired jewellery; whether you

at The Berkeley leads the market

fancy a strawberry or apple crystal

in edible fashion goodies with

necklace (£12 each) or a pair of

their catwalk inspired cakes and

über-glam pineapple studs (£12)

pastries. A fashionista’s afternoon

they are the place for you. If you

tea starts at £32 and is without a

have a sweeter tooth they also

doubt the chicest meal in town!

have ice cream or Popsicle enamel

And men, how about treating that

necklaces which are again a steal

special lady in your life to a gold or

at you guessed it, £12!

silver mule….made of chocolate of course! Perfect for the lady

little more good weather (though

For those of you with a slightly

sadly not on the bank holiday which

larger budget you have to check out

is simply infuriating)! In fact all in

Daslu’s gold chain necklace with

all I was beginning to get a strange

crystal encrusted strawberry, gold

So pumpkins what are you waiting

feeling of deja vous! However,

pear with green crystal leaves and

for? Get out there and inject a

I was determined not to let this

gold star fruit pendant. At £370 it’s

little flavour into your summer

French virus infiltrate my column

a serious investment piece with a

wardrobes. Just remember one at

too, so I dug deep into the depths

playful tropical twist!

a time though ladies otherwise you

of my soul and decided to share with you my two loves; Food and Fashion. Now I know the two don’t usually go together (size zero models and Big Macs…in fact size zero models and any edible

If bling ain’t your thing then why not get a piece of the pie with some tasty footwear? ASOS have a pair of fruit printed round toe canvas pumps (£12) and Schuh

who has everything (£36, Gayles chocolates).

might end up looking like a pack of fruit pastels!


Confessions of an EMO kid There comes a time when you will end up somewhere that you really have no interest in being. Thursday night was a prime example. I was invited to the War Child presents Army of You at Koko. Generally I’m always up for charity events and guessed that it may be a fun night. The bands on show were not top of my itunes most played but I enjoy them sufficiently. The night started with drinks opposite at The Crescent. Doors were at 7 but as is with most gigs we turned up at half nine. On entering we realised we’d missed the Rakes which was a priority. Slightly disappointed and adding insult to Injury after paying the £8 entry we entered the bar to have to pay the same price for a drink... Camden Pirates! It was obscene. Luckily we had stocked up before we came in. It was then we thought we should really make the most of the

evening, and it was then that our missions started. Koko went from being covered in posters for War child; adverts for upcoming events; toilet signs; staff only signs; warning signs (you get the picture) to being absolutely bare! Me and my friend had stripped Koko of its decorations in the most sneaky manner imaginable and with a great amount of hysterics had by the both of us. We even went as far as taking a bucket from behind the bar, sneaking back stage and having a chat with get cape. Wear cape. Fly. The highlight of the evening. The downside was three very disappointing music acts. Late of Pier had a slight edge and I enjoyed a few tracks but with a quite empty dance floor the atmosphere was somewhat lack lustre making the performances pretty dull. Koko eventually filled up and The Noisettes took to the stage,

and that’s just what they were noise, bad noise. I had better things to do with my ears so I left the dance area to find some more signs. Last of the bands were Metronomy. I hadn’t actually ever heard them but there was a lot of hype surrounding them. However after the first song started and continued into the last song, I realised I had just spent half an hour watching 3 guys pressing a few buttons, an hour with garage band I think I could re-master their whole set. So after being disappointed 3 times I decided to leave, as much as I wanted to see Simian Mobile Disco I just was not in the mood to feel unsatisfied once again. Next time I think I’ll just donate online!

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Cultural Comment TINY TV SCREEN with a bouncing ball bouncing out of time with the tune

(Live Band Karaoke) Now I’ve always been

making everything sound

one of those people who

like its been redone by

observe music from the

an 80s musician who

other side of a large

just LOVES the electric

electrified fence with a

keyboard, you end up

sign on it that says “p*ss

looking like a much older

off tone deaf people” with

and drunk relative of yours

small letters underneath

who everyone wants to

and lead guitarist with you

the mic stand, gyrating for

saying “yes you, Mandeep,

shut up and die. The clever

on lead vocals in a decent

the crowd and singing the

and no, singing for the

people at Zoo bar have

sized room with decently

song largely in time and

BBC when you were 9

come up with the idea, wait

priced drinks downstairs.

tune I was, in the words of

does NOT count, you

for it, of providing karaoke

The song I picked was

another, awesome! To be

unmusical loser and

with a live band. Yep, I

Satisfaction by the Rolling

honest it’s the idea that’s

besides, weren’t you ill that

nearly wet myself too. “You

Stones and when it was

awesome and you really

day anyway?” Needless

mean, I can…wait…wait…

finally time to sing it (I

have to give this excellent

to say, this makes me

wait…(breathing deeply)…I

recommend getting there

spin on karaoke a go. In

ever keen to improve and

can be in a band? Me?

at 8 so you can put your

fact it was so good being

exhibit my self proclaimed

You sure? And it’s allowed,

names down early and

in a band for a night I’ve

musical “ability” to the

right? Like they’re not

actually get a song in) I

decided to pursue this

world at large whenever

going to say I’ve just stolen

don’t mind telling you I was

a little bit further. Can

the opportunity arises.

the mic off a performing

cr*pping myself. As I get

Mandeep make it as a

So imagine my fervour

act and will I please get

onto a stage for only the

band member? This is my

when a friend invites me

off the stage now?” I said

second time in my life (and

mission and I’m inviting

to a night at Zoo Bar in

to my bemused friend.

the first time I was safely

you all to join me as I

Leicester Square where

After much reassurance

hidden away as the arse of

discover just how easy

you can sing Karaoke all

that it was true, we went

Puff the Magic dragon) and

or hard it is to become

night long. But that wasn’t

along on a Thursday night

take my position in front of

a performing musician.

all. Bored with the staid

at 8pm and oh my god I

the band a strange feeling

Not being able to play an

old method of singing with

was not sorry. From Jet to

overtakes me. Whether

instrument doesn’t help

a microphone (that often

Dusty Springfield to The

it was the soul of music

so this week that’s what

looks like its been stolen

Arctic Monkeys and Led

entering me (as my stoner

ill be doing, learning to

off your 6 year old niece)

Zeppelin they have many

friend thinks) or the four

play guitar as the first step

whilst your head is face

of the excellent songs

Magners I had just drunk,

to my new found musical

down towards some tiny

that we all secretly croon

I sang that song like I was

career. Next week, hear all

TV screen with a bouncing

ourselves to sleep with

the reincarnated soul of

about my guitar learning

ball bouncing out of time

(okay, maybe that’s just

Mick Jagger (as he surely

exploits in Finchley!

with the tune whilst much

me) all performed by a

can’t really STILL be alive,

faster tinny music plays

drummer, bass guitarist

come on now). Humping

Mandeep.

KARAOKE PLAYER MIC that often looks like it’s been stolen off your 6 year old niece


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* Figure A *

keep writing us your views, they make our day!

Do you come here often? So I found this post it

Three French people were

up proceeded to the bar

address, pager number

note on my desk on

sitting on the table next to

leaving the pair in silence.

(do we still have them?) in

Friday (figure A). And still

me, using my B at GCSE

Something tells me he she

it then pass the mag onto

nobody has owned up to

French I had gathered

didn’t get his number!

someone you like the look

it, obviously I stayed late

that one girl was being

Talking of numbers,

of! What do you think; we’ll

in the hope that I’d find the

set up with the man. The

I had an idea of how to

be sending some reporters

culprit but to no avail. I’ve

conversation was flowing

use The Other Side as a

out on Thursday to try this!

narrowed it down to four

as was the beer before

dating agency. Use the

Good Luck!

people but I think I prefer

poor missy knocked her

box below and put your

to keep an air of mystery

entire pint of seize cents

phone number, e-mail

about this.

soixante-quatre all over

Jean Luc. His face was

Meanwhile whilst out

on the town observing the

similar to that of Napolean

festering souls of hopeless

when Bill and Ted removed

Londoners searching for

him from Waterloo! As

love I witnessed a what not

things began to clear up

to do on a date moment.

the girl who’d set them

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LISTEN UP New Music Thursday

better than i-tunes I did of course know that

ago, and it’s quite good

danceyindiebrittypop

think is his next single.

actually adhering to last

girly fronted stuff. They

type songs. Listen to

week’s deadline was

don’t, however, have my

‘Golden Carriage’ and

Japanese-related stuff

going to be a rarity.

favourite song ‘Tiger’ on

‘Wonder’; if you like these

now. Pull In Emergency:

Terribly sorry, my dear

their MySpace, so you

they have more music to

(www.myspace.com/

editor, but I will take this

might want to use Hypem

be heard at www.myspace.

pullinemergency) I like this

chance to recommend

for your downloading

com/blondelleextramusic.

band a lot, despite only

the excellent music blog

needs. They also have

knowing about 3 songs

website The Hype Machine

a song entirely about

Japanese theme, but

and never managing to see

(www.hypem.com). You

Napoleon Dynamite, so

not quite, I have recently

them live. Also, I think

just type in whatever song

they win at life.

listened to Final Fantasy,

they’re all 16 and under;

or artist you’re looking for,

and I rather like him. Solo

however leading lady Faith

and it will find you a blog

Japanese theme to the

artist Owen Pallett has

sounds incredibly mature,

that gives a description

last issue, I thought about

been around for a while,

and the age thing means

and a link to a download.

looking for some Japanese

since about 2003, but his

they play a lot of Underage

BRILLIANT STUFF. I hope

bands. After a few hours

most recent effort ‘He

Concert events

this redeems my lateness.

of only being able to

Poos Clouds’ 2006 seems

(18 and below only!) My

think of Mad Capsule

to be getting the most

particular favourite is

MySpace a few days

Markets, Yoko Ono, and,

recognition. A mostly

‘What You Say’ but they

ago, again a rarity due to

increasingly, that song

vocals/piano/violin

have also performed

Facebook slowly

‘Turning Japanese’ I

combination, listen to ‘This

‘Bendy’ on the Culture

thieving my spare time, or

decided to go in a different

Lamb Sells Condos’ if you

Show, and have even been

just time, because all of my

direction. Blondelle,

can find it (Hypem!), or

noticed by the Guardian. I

time can be spared,

(www.myspace.

‘This Is The Dream Of Win

am jealous. Have I wasted

and I discovered my profile

com/blondelleband)

& Regine’ a tribute to

my youth?

song had been deleted. It’s

the last time I looked at

the husband/wife duo that

something else now,

their MySpace, had only

front Arcade Fire, which I

but it used to be The

released an album in

Hussy’s (www.myspace.

Japan, but now as of April

com/thehussys). This

27th they have released

is again another band

an album here. They have

without an official record

removed my old favourite,

deal yet, but they should

‘Other People’s Cars’

have one. They released

from their MySpace, but

‘We Expected’ a few days

they have a whole host of

I went onto my

As there was a

Keeping with the

Right. No more

by Reece James

Pull In Emergency: www.myspace.com/pullinemergency


Northern buggared off for a week!

mad mary’s melon . . . . . . . . Stories from the local Muswell Hill Supermarket

I’d eaten breakfast too early today. So a very hungry mid morning trip to Sainsbury’s was in order. I headed straight for the melons, two for £2 and picked up some Petit Filous. Good choices I hear you cry. Well yes, until I strode over to Mad Mary at the ‘quick’ counter. Melon A went through fine but Melon B was barcodeless. So rather than running Melon A through again, Mary just looked at me as if it was my fault. Off I plodded to the melon section selecting a barcoded melon from the pile. Why she didn’t then scan it is beyond me; she just looked at it then showed it to me. “What numbers are they?” I was out of my depth with impatience; I’d been there for 5 minutes already! Anyhoo she put it through without scanning the baby yoghurts. Normally I would say something so that the big supermarket wouldn’t be out of pocket but I’d already requested £20 cashback and I was not looking forward to the backlash of another 5 minutes waiting for her to get a supervisor, put the key in etc etc….meanwhile she’s closed the till and forgotten the cashback! Jeeez, when I remind her she curses something under her breath and tries to give me two old five pound notes from under the counter!?£” I duly decline and wait for the till to re-open and wander off 74p better off with a crisp £20 note in hand. I love my supermarket!

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ANNOYING ACTOR SUDOKU 1 : Emelio Estevez 2 : Orlando Bloom 3 : Tim Allen 4 : Tom Cruise 5 : Ben Affleck 6 : Mark Hamill 7 : Charlie Sheen 8 : Keanu Reeves 9 : Brendan Fraser

We are bored of Sudoku so we have put our heads together and created a new version. Annoying Actor Sudoku. So instead of numbers you gotta put heads in. We recommend drawing them in but you can use the key to the right to put numbers in instead! We’ve started it off for you.

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