Inspiration & Friendship
Call Me
IN-13-39
You were the life of the party. Call me if you want details.
FR-F-10-01
Woo hoo!
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safe & sound in an attractive, unscarred and unwrinkled body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “woo hoo” what a life!
Bitch, Gossip
FR-F-10-09
I miss you! We need to bitch & gossip and drink buckets of wine!
Killer Shoes
Never underestimate the power of a killer pair of shoes
IN-F-11-43
Eye on the Prize
Keep your eye on the prize. What you’re doing right now isn’t easy but when it’s over & done, you will have no regrets and be so damn proud that you did it!
FR-F-10-22
Budget Blonde
FR-F-11-46
Attitude
FR-F-10-17
Climb Higher
FR-F-10-18
Budget is such a nasty word
FR-C-08-29
Attitude is everything.
FR-F-10-15
You inspire me to climb higher, reach farther & to never give up. Thank you for encouraging me to reach for the stars and beyond.
Holy Crap
Holy crap that was fun!
Sometimes
Sometimes... life is just a bitch
Listen & Laugh
You support, you encourage, you listen, you laugh. Thank you for being so great.
Totally Suck
There are times when life can totally suck. Thinking of you, my friend.
IP
FR-F-10-10
Laugh & Smile
Great Friends are those that can make you laugh when you don’t even want to smile.
H
FR-F-11-56
FR-F-11-52
DS
Dog Shit
You’re thinner than me. I hope you step in dog shit
Rich
My life is rich because you’re in it!
N
FR-F-10-13
FR-F-10-14
IE
Time for Cocktails
When the shit hits the fan it’s time for cocktails
FR
FR-F-10-04
5
Inspiration & Friendship
FR-F-11-49
Tennis Prozac
Tennis is my Prozac
FR-F-13-16 Soul Sisters
FR-F-11-45
FR-F-11-54
Cool Chic
CG-F-13-13
Hooray For You
Hooray for you, and fuck the rest of them.
FR IE N DS H IP
6
Pump it up!
Let’s pump it up & celebrate!
Soul Sisters
You’re one cool chic & a seriously good friend.
FR-13-07
CG-C-08-61
Makes You Happy
Life is short. Do more of what makes you Happy.
New Job
I just knew you’d get the job. Congratulations.
FR-F-13-26
BFF
To my BFF (best fucking friend)
CG-C-08-71 Congratulations
IN-F-13-14
New Home
Owned The Room
She owned the room.
FR-F-10-08
What a night
What a night! It was so worth the hangover
FR-13-01
Vault
What happens at Girls Night out stays in the vault
FR-13-06
Friend Always
You’ll always be my friend... You know way too much!
FR-F-13-06
What a Prick
He was such a prick. You-me-vodka-now.
FR-13-03
Friend forever
You’ll be my friend forever, you know far too much!
FR-C-08-12
Handsome Prince
I read a story about a girl with beautiful shoes winning the heart of a handsome prince. I’ve bought all the shoes, so where the hell is the is the bloody Prince?
Inspiration & Friendship
Bubbles
FR-F-12-27
Without you, my life would be like champagne without the bubbles. So flat and boring! Thank you for adding such fun and zest to my life!
Good Girlfriends
FR-F-13-06-B
Hooray For You
FR-F-11-23
Everybody needs good girlfriends
Hooray for you and fuck the rest of them
You’re beautiful, smart, creative & talented. You deserve this! Congratulations.
What A Bitch
She was such a bitch! You, me, martini, now
Skinny Girl
Inside me lives a skinny girl screaming to get out but I can usually shut her up with a glass of wine & some cheese and crackers
FR-F-11-48
A year from now...
A year from now you will wish you had started today... Set your goal & go for it!
FR-F-11-59
Hell She’s Up!
You’re the kind of woman once your feet touch the floor the devils yells, “Oh, hell, she’s up!” You go girl!
FR-F-12-33
Nearest & Dearest
You are one of my nearest & dearest friends. Just wanted you to know.
IP
FR-F-10-16
CG-F-13-01
Better Woman
You inspire me to be a better woman. Thank you for that.
H
FR-F-10-03
Creative
Inattentive Husbands
Inattentive husbands could possibly come home to cold, under cooked chicken and misplaced golf clubs. Just saying.
FR-13-05
DS
Fat Days
On my fat days I pile on more jewelry. It detracts ones eye away from my body and makes me feel instantly better.
Pop These Babies
I say we pop these babies and get drunk
N
FR-F-11-30
There are those who are genetically blessed... and for everyone else there’s Mastercard!
FR-F-10-05
IE
MasterCard
FR-C-08-45
Life is short. Put on your party dress, pop the champagne and live!
FR
FR-13-08
She was so mad she wanted to give him a high five in the face, with a chair...
FR-F-10-02
Party Dress
High five
FR-F-12-21
7
Inspiration & Friendship
FR-F-12-53
Friends Like You
FR-R-08-02
Your Back
FR-F-12-31
I don’t often find friends like you.
FR-F-13-18
I’ve got your back.
FR-R-08-16-B
Love You!
I fucking love you!
CG-13-01
FR IE N
DS H IP
8
Pretty Face
So you’re not just a pretty face. Congratulations!
Teenagers
FR-R-08-20
What Would I
FR-F-13-17
Balance Fries
FR-R-08-32
Black Dress
BD-C-08-40
Mothers of Teenagers know why some animals eat their young. Hang in there.
What would I do without you?
FR-R-08-21
Find Balance. Work-out, drink wine, smell the roses, have a few fries with your salad... Life is short. Live it.
FR-R-08-39
Every gal needs a perfect black party dress and a really great friend I’m still looking for that dress...
Crashed
FR-R-08-31
Sisterhood
FR-R-08-16
Stocks are down, the markets have crashed. I think it’s high time we get totally smashed.
Sisterhood
They call us...
Cook, drive, shop, clean, work, drive, do homework, cook, drive again, repeat... No wonder they call us bitches.
Celebrate
Let’s celebrate!
Fucker
He’s a fucker! Let’s drink!
F-ing Love You
I fucking love you!
FR-F-13-31
What a B
What a Bitch YOU-me-VODKA-now!
FR-R-08-25
Buckets of Wine
I think it’s high time we drink buckets of wine.
Birthday • Birthday • Birthday
BD-R-08-30
BD-C-08-58
Yoga HB
You look amazing, right down to the core. Happy Birthday!
Tennis HB
BD-C-08-18
Celebrate the fact that you still look good in your tennis skirt. Happy Birthday
Better Every Year
You look better every year bitch Happy Birthday
BD-13-14
Elegant
Birthday Wishes. To my elegant friend on your special day.
Happy Birdie
Happy Birdie
BD-C-08-30
Ski
BD-C-08-57
It’s not how well you ski but how good you look, isn’t it? Happy Birthday
BD-R-08-03
Balance
Life is all about balance. Work out, eat cake & screw perfection. Happy Birthday
BD-13-05
Tennis Partner
Happy Birthday to a great tennis partner!
Pink Cake
May all your birthday wishes come true!
Cherish
I really cherish our friendship happy birthday
BD-C-08-61
Ravishing
Happy Birthday you ravishing beauty...
BD-C-08-44
Outstanding Mom
Happy Birthday. To the most outstanding, beautiful, loving, kind, patient, clever and talented mother ever.
DA Y
Tennis
Happy birthday to you
BD-C-08-03
H
BD-C-08-16
Reading a book is like having great sex... you never want it to end! Happy Birthday
Firm Arms
Oh, to be young & have firm arms... Happy Birthday
Book & Sex
BD-F-12-50
BD-F-13-10
BD-C-08-01
RT
Sweet
Happy Birthday to my sweet dear friend
BI
BD-13-01
9
Birthday • Birthday • Birthday
BD-13-07
Golf
Happy Birthday My Friend
BD-F-11-19
BD-F-11-21
Designer Gifts
BD-F-10-07
BD-C-08-64
You simply can’t go wrong with designer gifts... Happy Birthday!
BD-C-09-79
No pain no gain
BI
No pain no gain Happy birthday gorgeous!
Know too much
BD-C-08-04
Chic & Fab
BD-C-08-19
Vintage
BD-13-11
Glam Friend
BD-F-11-18
You’ll always be my friend, you know way too much... Happy Birthday!
Girlfriends
Happy Birthday With girlfriends at your side anything is possible
RT H Y DA
10
BD-F-11-17
May your birthday be as chic & fabulous as you are!
We don’t just wear vintage we are vintage! Happy Birthday!
BD-C-08-09
Birthday wishes to my most glamorous friend xo
Golf P lay Well
It’s not how well you play, but how good you look, isn’t it?
Skate Ski
Happy birthday to you
Chandelier
Happy Birthday My Friend
Leopard Dress
To my dear friend, who’s idea of a Nature walk is strolling into a restaurant in a leopard print dress. I love you for that! Happy Birthday.
BD-C-08-43
X Rated
Sending you a tonne of love and my most x-rated thoughts on your birthday
BD-C-08-67
Birthday Wishes
Birthday wishes to a wonderful friend
BD-C-08-60
Thighs
Your thighs may be thinner and your abs may be tighter... but I’ll always be younger! Happy Birthday.
BD-R-08-15
Look like you
Happy Birthday If you had one wish what would it be? Mine would be to look as good as you!
Birthday • Birthday • Birthday
Fabulousness
BD-F-11-38
Happy Birthday! What a perfectly wonderful excuse to drink lunch and celebrate your fabulousness!
BD-F-11-34
Spoiled Rotten
It’s your birthday Hope you get spoiled rotten!
BD-13-02
Live the Life
To a girl who really knows how to live the life! Happy Birthday
BD-F-11-34-X
That’s My Son
BD-F-11-44
Veuve HB
BD-F-13-07
Genetics
BD-F-12-64
Happy Birthday. I want you to know three of my proudest words. “That’s my son.”
BD-F-11-37
Happy Birthday
BD-R-08-14
Honey, there’s Genetics and then there’s Visa Here’s to looking fabulous on every birthday!
Spoiled F-ing Rotten
Happy Birthday! I hope you get spoiled fucking rotten!
BD-F-11-33
Make a wish
BD-F-11-51
HB Pretty
BD-F-12-33
Better
BD-R-08-19
It’s your birthday Close your eyes, take a breath, make a wish, and make it happen
Happy birthday pretty
So, we’re getting a touch older. But like all finer things in life, like cheese, wine & handbags, we are getting much better. Happy Birthday.
That’s My Daughter
It’s your birthday! I though I’d tell you a few of my proudest words. “That’s my daughter.”
Sweat Crying
Did you know that sweat is fat crying? Hooray for tennis! Happy Birthday.
Dearest
to one of my dearest friends Happy birthday!
Smart Beautiful
You’ve got it all. You’re smart, you’re beautiful, and you’re thin. Life is not fair! Happy Birthday.
DA Y
BD-F-11-28
High Maint
From one high maintenance woman to another happy birthday
H
BD-F-13-09
RT
Skinny Bitch
Happy birthday, skinny bitch.
BI
BD-F-13-08
11
Birthday • Birthday • Birthday
BD-F-13-11
Yoga
BD-F-13-27
Better Cow
BD-F-11-50
Happy birthday to you
BD-R-08-09
You look better every year. Cow. Happy Birthday
BD-13-06
BD-13-10
BD-F-11-07
Chandelier & Chair
BD-F-11-01
Happy Birthday My Friend
BI RT H Y DA
12
Tennis
Happy Birthday. Have a fantastic Day!
Biker
Happy Birthday My Friend
Tie one on
It’s your birthday. Time to tie one on!
Worship & Adore
I worship & adore the ground you walk on. Happy Birthday.
Happy Burberry
Happy Burberry!
Dog Shit
BD-R-08-07
Party Girl
BD-C-08-59
Cook
BD-13-09
HB Pretty
BD-13-13
BD-R-08-01
You’re thinner than me. I hope you step in dog shit. Happy Birthday
BD-13-03
Happy Birthday. Celebrate in style. Party girl.
BD-13-08
Happy Birthday My Friend
BD-13-04
Happy Birthday pretty
Smart Rich
You’re smart, beautiful, thin and rich. I hate you. Happy birthday.
HBTY
Happy birthday to you!
Golf P laid
Happy Birthday My Friend
Vogue
Birthday wishes. To my most fashionable friend.
Thank you • THANK YOU • Thank you
Thank you
Sailboat
TQ-F-11-05
Scottie Gingham
TQ-C-08-17
Wine Bottle
TQ-13-07
Above & Beyond
TQ-F-13-19
TQ-C-08-56
Thank you for having us
TQ-F-12-32
TQ-13-14
Every once in a while friends go above & beyond Thank you so much
Thank you
Scottie P laid
Thank you for everything
Thanks bitch
TQ-13-15
TQ-F-11-03
Tennis TQ
TQ-13-02
Simply Fabulous
Simply Fabulous
Gracious
You really are such gracious hosts! Thank you.
Thank You So
Thank you so fucking much!
Thank you so much
Thanks B
TQ-C-08-70
Well Behaved
I heard you had a great party Was I well behaved?
Cook
Thank you. For being a great friend.
TQ-13-13 Thank You
Chandelier U
Scooter
TQ-13-08
YO
Thank you
Spoiled TQ
You spoiled me rotten! Thank you very much.
K
TQ-13-04
TQ-C-08-11
AN
Thank you for everything!
TH
Everything
TQ-C-08-02
13
Thank you • THANK YOU • Thank you
TQ-F-11-55
Clean The Ceiling
You know it was a good party when you have to clean the ceiling. Thanks for the great party!
TQ-13-03 Thank you
Golf
TQ-C-08-15
Yoga
Thank you so much
TQ-13-11 Thank you
TH AN K YO U
14
Prezzie
TQ-13-16
Worth
Thank you for a fantastic night. It was totally worth the hangover.
TQ-C-09-35
Topiary
Thank you for everything.
TQ-C-08-21 Thank you
TQ-13-12
Pump
Spoiled Rotten
Spoiled Rotten
TQ-13-01
Biker
TQ-13-10
Tennis
TQ-13-06
Thank you. For staying by side mile, after mile, after mile...
TQ-13-05
Thank you, for being such a smashing good friend!
TQ-13-09
Scottie Navy
Thanks for all your help
TQ-F-11-19
Great Friends
Thank you With great friends by your side anything is possible.
Scottie Gucci
Thanks a million
Thank you
Golf P laid
TQ-F-12-54
Time & Talent
Thank you for your time, talent & grace.
TQ-13-14 Thank you
Chandelier & Chair
BU-F-10-20
Ass
BU-F-10-05
Liquid Lunch
BU-13-01
You’re great & he’s an ass
FR-R-08-18
I hear life sucks. Let me know when you’re ready to go out for a liquid lunch, my treat! Thinking of you.
BU-R-08-05
Break Up
Sorry to hear about your break up. You said he wasn’t that great in bed anyway. So really, you should be having a party! Thinking of you. xoxo
Kisses in the wind
Thinking of you and send you hugs & kisses in the wind...
Breaking Up Sucks
Breaking up sucks. I say we pop some bubbly and get drunk.
Soul Mate
Your soul mate is out there looking for you too... and when you find each other it is going to be beautiful.
BU-13-02
Sad
I know you’re sad right now, but things will get better.
CG-R-08-36
Divorced
Divorced! About bloody time.
FR-F-10-19
Why
Why is it that crappy things happen to good people. Sending you much love and strength during this difficult time.
BU-13-03
Deserve
He didn’t deserve you, remember that
BU-R-08-22
Line Up
You are fantastic! He will look back and realize he made the biggest mistake of his life. And don’t you worry, when you’re ready you’ll be taking numbers from the line up of men outside your front door! That’s when I will be sooo living vicariously through your life! Big hug.
BU-F-12-17
He was a Loser
Cheer up, we all thought he was a loser anyway!
BU-R-08-42
Single For Long
Trust me, you won’t be single for long. So you better enjoy it while it lasts!
CG-R-08-36-B Divorced We’ll drink to that!
BU-13-04
Divorced
Color
It makes me sad to see you blue. Let me take you out, perk you up and try to change your color.
UP
FR-F-10-12
K
Fool
You’re the kind of woman that men line up for. He’s a bloody fool.
EA
BU-F-13-03
Break Up • BREAK UP
BR
BREAK UP•
15
CANCER •
C-08-55
Warrior
C-09-75
Together
C-13-04
You fight like a champion, a survivor, a warrior You are my hero...
C-13-02
We will battle this cancer together
C-F-13-32
Save you a Spot
My dear friend. I’m going to save you a spot in heaven next to all the action & eye candy.
C-13-05
Say the Word
Whatever you need, no matter what, just say the word.
C AN C ER
16
Fuck • CANCER
Wingman
C-13-01
Beat This
C-13-07
Sisters
C-F-12-66
Fuck Cancer
C-R-08-40
Know that you’re not alone. I’m your girl, your wingman, your bitch...
You are the toughest woman I know. I know you will beat this.
C-13-03
Whatever you need, we will take care of it. We are your sisters, and we love you.
C-13-06
Fuck Cancer
Don’t be Sad
Don’t be sad. Celebrate my being by living each day as if it were your last because life is beautiful...
C-F-12-59
F*@k Cancer
C-F-13-33
True Friends
C-F-12-15
Battle The Bitch
C-13-08
F*@k Cancer
True Friends won’t get offended when you tell them to bugger off and leave you alone when you’re trying to get well I’m that friend
We will battle this bitch together
Step of the way
Know I’ll be by your side every step of the way...
Carry On
How am I to carry on without you, my dear, sweet friend...
Tonne of Love
Sending you a tonne of love & strength during this brutally difficult time
With You
We love you & will support you & your family any way we can. We are with you.
Love & Laughter
W-F-13-22
Cutest Couple
W-F-11-32
Darling Couple
We think you`re the most darling couple ever. Live and wonderful and happy life together. Best wishes from all of us
Wishing you happily ever after
Would you be my flower girl?
Wishing you a wonderful life filled with love & laughter
W-F-11-25
Second Time Around
Second time around you are older and wiser and marry for one reason only. True Love. Enjoy every second together...
Happiest Couple
Congratulations to the happiest couple ever...
W-F-13-23
Bridesmaid
W-R-08-33
Would you do me the honor of being my Bridesmaid?
Five Little Words
If you are kind and loyal, trust, love & respect each other your life will a walk in the park. Have a wonderful life!
Wonderful
Have the most wonderful life
Cake
May you live a lifetime together wherever forever
W-F-11-27
W-C-08-48
Maid of Honor
Would you do me the honor of being my Maid of Honor?
Engaged
Engaged! What fantastic news!
W-13-01
Best Day
This is the best day of your life. May you live happily ever after.
NG
W-F-13-34
W-F-13-24
To the cutest couple forever
W-F-11-24
Flower Girl
Wonderful Life
Have the most happy & wonderful life
W-C-09-90
W-C-08-25
W-C-08-23
DI
W-C-08-49
Happily
Happily Ever A fter
Happily ever after...
• WEDDING
ED
W-C-08-10
Love • WEDDING • Love
W
WEDDING•
17
ANNIVERSARY•
AN-13-04
You are the World
To the world you`re just one in six billion. But to me you are the world. Happy Anniversary.
AN-F-11-07
AN-F-11-61
That’s my Wife
AN-13-08
Happy Anniversary. On our special day I want you to know my three favorite words. “That’s my wife.”
AN-13-10
Best Friend
AN
Happy Anniversary. To my lover & best friend.
N IV ER SA RY
18
Spark to my Fire
To my lover my best friend the spark to my fire on our special day. Happy Anniversary.
Worship & Adore
I worship & adore the ground you walk on. Happy Anniversary.
AN-F-11-39
AN-13-05
Happy • ANNIVERSARY • Happy
Rather do Nothing
The truth is I`d rather do nothing with you than anything with anyone else. Happy Anniversary.
Our Life
Happy Anniversary. I love our life and I love you.
AN-F-11-16
Bubbles
Without you, my life would be like champagne without BUBBLES! So flat and very boring. Thank you for adding such fun and zest to my life! Happy Anniversary.
AN-R-08-41
True Love Muffin
AN-F-11-60
Spark to my Fire
AN-F-13-25
True love is when you lust somebody muffin top bald spot beer belly & all. Happy Anniversary.
AN-FS-11-03
To my lover my best friend the spark to my fire on our special day. Happy Anniversary.
AN-F-13-28
That’s my husband
On our Anniversary. I though I should tell you my three favorite words... “That`s my husband.”
AN-13-29
Gray Hair
True love is when you can see past the farting, gray hair and frown lines and still see your partner as that gorgeous babe you fell in love with. To the love of my life. Happy anniversary.
More than Hockey
I love you more than hockey. That`s a lot of love! Happy Anniversary.
That’s my Wife
Happy Anniversary. On our special day I want you to know my three favorite words. “That`s my wife.”
AN-13-09
Complete
Happy Anniversary. With you in my life, I am complete.
AN-13-07
Deserve
We accept the love we think we deserve. I obviously deserve the very best because I got you. Happy Anniversary.
Graduate Boys
G-F-13-38
Graduate. Congratulations.
G-13-01
G-13-15
G-13-03
College
G-13-17
You`re off to college, have a great time. Make new friends & try to include those less popular (they might hire you one day). Follow your passion. LISTEN to your gut (it never lies...). Try new things. Take risks, but don`t be stupid. Always have a good wingman. Keep your eyes open. When opportunity knocks, open the door. Have the most incredible amazing experience ever!
Graduate Girls
G-13-02
Graduate. Congratulations.
Congratulations
Congratulations
G-13-12
Time to Celebrate
Congratulations to the graduate. It`s time to celebrate!
Future Blue
Congratulations. The future is yours. Now is the time to make your dreams come true.
There is a God
There is a God. Congratulations!!
Congrats
Congratulations. We are so proud of you!
G-13-16
G-13-07
Congrads
ConGRADulations!!!
G-13-09
Off to College
G-13-14
You`re off to college, have a great time. Make new friends & try to include those less popular (they might hire you one day). Follow your passion. LISTEN to your gut (it never lies...). Try new things. Take risks, but don`t be stupid. Always have a good wingman. Keep your eyes open. When opportunity knocks, open the door. Have the most incredible amazing experience ever!
And You’re Off
And you`re off! Have the time of your life,
Future Pink
Congratulations. The future is yours. Now is the time to make your dreams come true.
G-13-11
BV-F-12-48
Miracles
Miracles do happen. Congratulations!!
Together
We did it. Together. Congratulations!
N
G-F-13-37
You Did It Girls
You did it! Congratulations
O
G-F-13-36
DU AT I
You Did It Boys
You did it! Congratulations
RA
G-F-13-35
Grad • GRADUATION
G
GRADUATION •
19
Baby • PREGNANT• Baby • MATERNITY• Baby
MB-C-08-33
Lucky Baby
Congratulations! Lucky baby getting you for a mom...
MB-C-08-69
It’s a boy!
MB-C-08-34 It’s a girl!
BA BY
20
Classy mama
MB-C-08-46
Baby
MB-C-09-77
MB-C-08-35
It’s a boy
MB-F-11-36-G
It’s a girl
baby, baby, baby
Baby Girl
Congratulations! You have a beautiful BABY GIRL and you look amazing. Life is good!
MB-C-08-07
Yummy Mummy
Classy Mama
Beautiful
Seeing you pregnant gives a whole new meaning to the word beautiful
MB-C-08-31
MB-C-08-47
Mothers of Boys
Mothers of boys are potentially raising husband and fathers. Teach them to love, to cook & to communicate, and for heaven’s sake teach them how to dance!!
You`re such a Yummy mummy. Congratulations!
New Mommy
To the new mommy. Congratulations.
MB-F-11-21
Twin Girls
Congratulations! You have beautiful TWIN GIRLS and you look amazing. Life is good!
MB-C-08-54 little prince
Little Prince
MB-C-08-53 little princess
MB-F-11-20
Little Princess
Twin Boys
Congratulations! You have handsome TWIN BOYS and you look amazing. Life is good!
MB-F-11-36-B
Baby Boy
Congratulations! You have a beautiful BABY BOY and you look amazing. Life is good!
MB-C-08-77
Mother’s of Girls
Mothers of Girls are potentially raising wives and mothers. Teach them to be patient, loving & kind, but above all, that annual girls trip is absolutely non-negotiable!
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Best Love
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Stylin’
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Brighter
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We accept the love we think we deserve. I obviously deserve the best, that’s why I’m with you. Happy Birthday
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Have a stylin’ birthday!
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Everything is just brighter with you in my life. Happy, happy birthday.
Gorgeous
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Gorgeous
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I Love You
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That’s My Partner
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Fuck, you’re gorgeous! Happy Birthday
You give a whole new meaning to the word gorgeous. Happy Birthday
I love you. It’s that simple.
Want to know my three favorite words? “That’s my partner.”
Now What
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Naughty Nice
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Lucky Me
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I saw you, I met you, I like you. Now what?
5% naughty + 95% nice = 100% perfect Happy Birthday
Lucky me, having you in my life. Happy Birthday
Change Name
You know you had too much fun when you wake up the morning after, wanting to change your name and move to a new city...
Best Dressed
You are, without a doubt, the best dressed man I know. Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
To a great friend. Happy Birthday.
Best Birthday
Time to hit the town, pretty boy, and make straight girls weep. Happy Birthday
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Jerk
I was a jerk. I’m really sorry.
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Taken
“Back off, He’s Taken.” I still love saying that.
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Gay
Lust You
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Lucky Bastard
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Tie One On
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Real Love
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• METRO • Straight
Congratulations! Lucky bastard.
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It’s you birthday. Time to tie one on!
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Real love is when you see past the silvering five o’clock shadow & character lines, and still lust after that gorgeous, hunk of a man. Happy Anniversary.
IFLY
I fucking love you!
Birthday
Happy Birthday
Proud of you!
Proud
Heart Swells
When I see you across the room my heart swells... knowing that you are mine
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Give, Love, Nurture
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It never ceases to amaze me how you’re always there for me. I don’t tell you enough but I really love you, mum. Happy Mothers Day.
Wishing you a wonderful day full of love and affection, since that is what you have always given me. Happy Mothers Day
You’re simply the most amazing mother on earth. Happy Mothers Day.
Outstanding Mom
Happy Mothers Day. To my most outstanding, beautiful, loving, kind, patient, clever and talented mother. Thank you for busting my balls and shaping me into who I am today.
Four Proudest Words
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Step Mother’s Day
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Crap & Stress
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My four proudest words. “That’s my StepMother.” Happy Mothers Day.
For all that you do to make my life better I am truly grateful. xo. Happy (step) Mothers Day.
To my wonderful Mother who puts up with all my crap & stress but still loves me, no matter what! Happy Mothers Day.
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Who I am Today
If it weren’t for your unconditional love, encouragement and wonderful self I wouldn’t be who I am today. You’re simply the best. Happy Mothers Day.
Inside & Out
To my mother, who is beautiful, inside and out. Happy Mothers Day.
Simply the Best
You listen, you love, you bite your tongue and never judge. What I am trying to say is you’re simply the best. Happy Mothers Day.
Jealous
I think you should know that all my friends are jealous that I have such a great mom! Happy Mothers Day.
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Apple of my Eye
It’s a warm & fuzzy feeling knowing that you are the apple of someone’s eye. Thank you for being such a wonderful mother. Happy Mothers Day.
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Amazing
Beautiful
You do everything (cook, drive, homework, clean...) for everybody. You are simply the best! Happy Mothers Day.
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To a beautiful, kind, talented mother. Happy Mothers Day.
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Love & A ffection
Three Proudest Words
My three proudest words. “That’s my Mother.” Happy Mothers Day.
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ER
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Everything
Glamorous Mum
To my glamorous mummy! Happy Mothers Day
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Love • Valentines Day • Love
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Screw The Chocolate
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Fuck I Love You
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Valentine’s Day Sucks
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Screw the chocolates, lets drink! Happy Valentines.
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Fuck I love you! Happy Valentines Day.
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Valentines sucks. I say we pop these babies and get drunk
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Make a Little Love
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Love You More
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Martini
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I say we skip the chocolates pop these babies and make a little love all night long. Happy Valentines.
No matter how you slice it... I love you more! Happy Valentines.
If you were a rock you’d be a diamond, If you were a martini you’d be shaken, not stirred. If you were Tarzan I’d want to be Jane, & if you were the only guy left on earth I’d kill to be the only girl. Be mine.
With you in my Life
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I’ve Searched
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Orchid
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With you in my life, everyday is Valentines Day
I’ve searched the world around me. It’s only you I want. Be mine.
Sweet Valentine, If you were a flower you’d be an orchid. If you were a gem you’d be a diamond. If you were a color you’d be a sunset, and if you were the only woman on earth I’d kill to be the only man. Be mine.
Perfect Pair
We make a perfect pair. Be mine.
My Heart is Yours
My heart is yours. Be mine.
Soul Mates
Soul mates. Lovers. Best friends. Forever. Be Mine.
Holiday • HO HO HO • Holiday
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Love & Laughter
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Happy Holidays
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Wishing you a Holiday Season filled with Love & Laughter
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Happy Holidays
Merry F’n Christmas
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Most Wonderful
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Happy Holidays
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Wont be calm
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Merry fuckin’ Christmas
Believe
Believe... Because if you don’t, Santa’s going to fill your stocking with oranges & underpants.
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It’s the most wonderful time of the year
Happy Holidays
I can assure you it wont be calm but it’ll sure be interesting... Let the holidays begin!
True Friend
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Like a Sister
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Pink Tree
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Define Naughty
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To a true friend. Merry Christmas.
Love you like a sister. Happy Holidays.
Merry Christmas
Dear Santa, Can you please define Naughty?
Getting Dick
I talked to Santa. You’re getting dick.
Missing you
Missing you this Holiday Season
Warm & Fuzzy
Having you in my life, makes me feel warm and fuzzy. Merry Christmas
Truly Madly
Missing you truly, madly, deeply my love
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Calm my Ass
Calm my ass. Survive the holiday season.
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Holiday • HO HO HO • Holiday
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I Can Explain
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Shoot Egg Nog
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Dear Santa, I can explain...
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Keep calm & shoot some Egg Nog
Great Friends
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Peace
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What I love most about the holidays is spending it with great friends like you.
May your holiday be filled with Peace LOVE & JOY
A little something
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Spike The Punch
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A little something for you. Happy Holidays
‘tis the season to spike the punch
Five Pounds
I’m dreaming of a White Christmas, and not gaining five pounds like I always seem to do...
Thinking
Thinking of you. Merry Christmas
About PaperQueen Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved stationery. Paper, ribbon, envelopes, stickers, you name it. Whatever I could add to my “office” desk, I collected it! Flash forward to age twenty seven. After having my first son, I realized I wanted to work from home. I gave notice at my fashion industry position and decided to start crafting my own greeting cards to sell (inspired by a baby card I received). Literally two weeks later, I stumbled upon a very swanky garage sale across the street from my Godmother’s house. The woman had just sold her house for a small fortune and wanted to retire. In her basement I discovered reams of beautiful, coloured card stock and deluxe envelopes of all shapes and sizes. I thought I had died and gone to heaven! When she found out why I was buying it all, she asked me if I’d like to see her printing business that she was about to advertise for sale. I had no interest, but to be polite I said I would take a look. In her office was a lettering bed that printed calligraphy with real pens, ink tanks and pen nibs, all attached to a computer screen. It didn’t really interest me so I said thanks but no thanks and off I went, back to my Godmother’s house to show off my trunk load full of paper. I casually mentioned that the woman’s business was for sale and, to make a long story short, after much encouragement from my mother, I bought the business two weeks later and have never looked back! Over the years the business has evolved from being strictly a printing business, using a very slow calligraphy machine, to graduating to state of the art printers, tablets, scanners, illustrating by using my Fashion Design training studied in Paris, taking Graphic design courses, sending samples to InStyle magazine, and getting showcased, being chosen by People magazine as a “Top Ten Baby Gift”, samples to Neiman Marcus and being printed on their catalogue cover, building four websites, hosting Trunk Shows, being hired by celebrities and on and on and on... Every year is different, I evolve with the times and there’s never been a dull moment. I feel very lucky to do what I love, to have great relationships with my customers and bring a little joy into peoples lives.
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Annabel St. John Founder & Creative Director PaperQueen Fine Stationery
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