Patrick McLean Copywriter
“A chair that adjusts to every stage of a child’s life.”
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Landing page where users can choose to add to an already existing project or create a new one.
“The California Avocado Commission embraces the California culture and their shared love of avocados.�
“Coffee is not good for dogs or cats, but Kobrick’s Brooklyn Blend is doing good by them.”
Dog park event handout.
“As a leading transportation company, Delta feels a responsibility to raise awareness for, and help combat, illegal human trafficking.�
“Crafted with materials of the highest quality, even the smell is to be appreciated.�
*The print ads incorporate the scents in to the inks.
Art Collection
Garfunkel
Linkletter
Carney
Monk
Clokey
Rubenstein
And now for some jokes from William Howard Taft...
“I’d give an arm and a leg for a paralympic gold medal.”
“I practice safe sex. I always use a spotter.”
“I’d like to spend one night with Posh Spice. Not because I find her attractive, but to find out if I can bend it like Beckham.” “I want to create a strain of heroin and call it Jesus so that we may finally take his name in vain.”
It’s best you know now...
An east coast transplant, I have spent the last few years writing, acting and producing sketch comedy and performing stand up. When I was not watching, performing or reading about comedy, I was a real-life accountant. I do not have a gluten allergy and fully expect a lightly attended funeral.
I have worn many different hats.
Patrick McLean Copywriter
thepatrickmclean.com pmclean83@gmail.com 603.660.0737
Education Chicago Portfolio School | Chicago, IL Copywriting
University of New Hampshire | Durham, NH
Bachelor of Science, Business Administration with focus on Management
The Second City Writing Program | Chicago, IL The iO Theater Writing Program | Chicago, IL
Experience Digital Kitchen | Chicago, IL Creative Apprentice
ABM Industries | Chicago, IL Accounting Stuff
State Street | Boston, MA Mutual Fund accounting stuff
Lincoln Park Zoo | Chicago, IL Volunteer Stuff
Other Stuff Wrote, produced and acted in various sketch comedy shows Winner of 1st Annual Second City 7 Day Short Film Competition Write and perform stand up comedy Wrote and appeared in video on The Second City Network Played baseball in college Brady is innocent Dog lover