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[ BY DAWNE BELLOISE ] “Through the fire, to the limit, to the wall. For a chance to be with you, I’d gladly risk it all...” – Chaka Khan “I am the scapegoat and I release your fears, your woes, your deepest worries. I am one of the most ancient archetypes known to humanity,” says the Great Grump with an edgy voice. “But sadly, I’m not well thought of in this community mostly because people don’t understand me. They think I’m the cause of all their problems but they just don’t get that I’m the one who bravely walks through the fire for them. I’m the one who sacrifices so they can have a year of better days and deep powder.” And there’s certainly a large element of truth in the Grump’s emphasized words if one sets aside prejudice. Since the dawn of man there have always been scapegoats. The very meaning of the term is derived from biblical times when fetishes (like corn dolls) and things were tied to an actual goat, which was beloved and precious to the villagers, and then sent out “beyond the pale.” If you went beyond the pale, which was beyond the village borders, you weren’t safe anymore. “You’d be out there in the wilderness and vulnerable. Scapegoats were sacrifices and basically left for wild beasties to devour to appease the powers that be, for atonement,” explains the courageous Grump. CONTINUED ON PAGE 19
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s t a f f Publishers Jill Hickey & Melissa Ruch
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What’s Inside:
EDITORIAL Than Acuff Alissa Johnson Seth Mensing Mark Reaman Melissa Ruch
Big Game: Fall Hunting Guide -pages 14-15
contributors Dawne Belloise Molly Murfee Polly Oberosler Photographers Alex Fenlon Kurt Reise Graphic Design Tyler Hansen Jill Hickey Nicky O’Connor
Fall Event Highlights and Calendar -pages 5 and 9
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Last Cast: Fall Fishing -pages 12-13
The Crested Butte News’ Fall Guide is published annually by the Crested Butte News, P.O. Box 369, Crested Butte, Colorado. For information about the Fall Guide, contact (970) 3490500 or e-mail editorial@crestedbuttenews.com. For information about advertising in the guide, contact Kimberly Metsch at kimberly@crestedbuttenews.com. Copyright 2010, The Crested Butte News, Inc., All rights reserved.
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On two wheels: Strand Hill-Bonus Trail John Chandler, president of Crested Butte Mountain Bike Association, rode Strand in early September, and “as far as good leaves go, that will be going off.” Access via the Strand/Ferris road is open, and cooler temps will make for a cooler climb. From the saddle: Beckwith Pass Horsepacking up the trail between the Beckwith Mountains can’t be beat, according to Chuck Saunders at Fantasy Ranch. “You’re in the largest aspen grove that there is, there are great views, great color and you get to see the Castles when you get to the top,” he says. Through the lens: Dark Canyon Trail Access the Dark Canyon from Horse Creek Ranch or Erickson Springs for what photographer J.C. Leacock calls the best of both worlds: open vistas and tight compositions under the canopy of aspens. “It has a lot of fall color and trees along the way, but when you get to the viewpoints the colors can be spectacular,” he says. Go in the morning or evening to shoot the more intimate landscapes, he says, but look for the diffuse light of cloudy days for closeup compositions. On foot: Rustler’s Gulch “Rustler’s Gulch is still incredibly green and lush right now for so late in the year,” says Jayson Simons-Jones of Crested Butte Mountain Guides. Access Rustler’s Gulch off of Gothic Road for a great day hike and some late-season color. En plein air: West Brush Creek Road As you reach out Brush Creek Road, look for a secondary road to the left just as you hit the end of the improved road. It’s a little steep at first, says pleine aire artist Shaun Horne, but it’s worth hauling your supplies to the top—the aspens are unbelievable. “I like how aspens create big yellow poofs,” Horne says. “Out East you have individual trees that change [one at a time], but the aspens, they create different colored clumps and that’s really fun.”
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highlights September 29—ArtWalk Evening, Studios and Galleries in Crested Butte To wrap up the month in style, from June to September, Crested Butte’s ArtWalk Evenings bring art enthusiasts on a tour of the galleries on the last Thursday evening from 5 to 8 p.m. Light refreshments, music and on-site artists are featured at many of the locations. ArtWalk Evenings also take place December through March. For a list of participating galleries, go tohttp://www.awearts.org/.
September 15-18, 22-25—CBMT presents Charlie Cox Runs with Scissors at the Mallardi Cabaret Theatre Charlie Cox Runs with Scissors is a romantic comedy fantasy by Michael McKeever and directed by Richard Dobbin. When Charlie Cox learns that he has an incurable disease, he gets into his car and starts driving. In the Arizona desert, he picks up a hitchhiker, a sarcastic guy named Wally. Wally reveals some strange things about himself and about his special relationship to Charlie. Then Charlie meets Nell, an attractive widow who operates a rundown motel in the desert, and then a mysterious blind lady arrives. Soon, a battle ensues between Death and Love. The play, a “dramedy,” will keep you laughing and surprised by its twists and turns as Charlie learns a lesson about living life to its fullest. Call the Mountain Theatre at 349-0366 for tickets.
September 29-October 2—Crested Butte Film Festival, Various Gunnison and Crested Butte locations Films, discussions and merriment are on tap for this new festival that takes place during one of the prime leaf-viewing weekends of fall. Look for Academy Award nominees, films from Cannes and Sundance and many unknown gems. Most of the films will be Colorado premieres. The festival kicks off on September 29 with “Sneak September 23—The Attack of La Niña, MatchCharlie Cox Runs with Scissors. photo by Alex Fenlon Peek Gunnison,” with a double feature of movies showstick Productions’ Latest Ski Movie, Crested Butte ing at the Gunnison Arts Center and the Ruby Theatre, Center for the Arts Crested Butte-based Matchstick Productions will present its latest feature-length ski movie, located on the campus of Western State College of Colorado. For information, visit http://www.crestedbuttefilmfestival.org/ or call (303) 204-9080. The Attack of La Niña, in its hometown as part of a 200-plus-stop world tour. Showings will be at 5, 7 and 9 p.m. Doors open a half-hour early, and the cost is $10. Go to September 30-October 1—Western State College Homecoming, Gunnison http://www.skimovie.com/. The film is a recap of one of the longest and deepest North AmerWestern State College is celebrating 100 years of educating students and is going to pull ican winters on record, served up courtesy of the worldwide weather phenomenon known as out all the stops for this year’s homecoming. On September 30, there will be a golf outing and La Niña. Filming took place everywhere storms were served up in North America, including Alyeska, Alaska; Terrace, B.C.; Aspen; Whistler, B.C.; Breckenridge; Mammoth Mountain, Calif.; a Pre-Victory Party and traditional lighting of the “W” on the mountainside beginning at 7 p.m. at the Aspinall-Wilson Center. This event includes a live band, fireworks and lots of good Stevens Pass, Wash.; and many other world-class destinations. The cast of included many of cheer. A bonfire follows at 9 p.m. at the Mountaineer Bowl Parking lot. Saturday’s Homecomthe best skiers of this era: Sean Pettit, Bobby Brown, Mark Abma, Henrik Windstedt, Richard Permin, Gus Kenworthy, Eric Hjorleifson, Ingrid Backstrom, Russ Henshaw, Colby West, James ing events begin at 8 a.m. with a president’s breakfast at the College Center, followed by the Heim, Cody Townsend, Rory Bushfield, Callum Pettit, Jacob Wester, Alex Schlopy, and 15-year- Homecoming Parade at 10 a.m. along Main Street and tours of the newly renovated Taylor Hall at 11:30 a.m. All day there are games to watch, including rugby, lacrosse, football against New old sensation Torin Yater-Wallace. Mexico Highlands, and volleyball against Adams State College. For a full schedule and costs of various activities, visit www.westernalum.org/events. September 24—Crested Butte Fall Colors Classic (1/2 marathon) presented by Gunnison Valley Health Foundation The Crested Butte Fall Color Classic is a beautiful half marathon from Kebler Pass down Ohio Pass during the peak of the changing aspen leaves. This race is almost entirely on dirt roads with only about 100 feet of pavement. The descent offers breathtaking views of the Ohio Creek Valley, but don’t be fooled as it’s not all downhill! Registration is available on www.active.com. The cost is $50. Shuttles will be provided to the start and from the finish, with the race beginning at 9 a.m. Please call (970) 642-8406 with questions. September 29—Spring Creek Bluegrass Concert, Crested Butte Center for the Arts Crisp, seamless and contagiously energetic, the Spring Creek Bluegrass Band honors Crested Butte with its release party for the band’s newest CD. Maintaining a deep respect for the bluegrass tradition with classic standards, while demonstrating an innate sense of musical innovation with compelling originals, Spring Creek Bluegrass startled the bluegrass world when they became the first band to win both the Telluride Bluegrass Festival and Rocky Grass Festival band contests back-to-back. They’ve been taking the nation by storm ever since. Tickets can be purchased by calling the Center for the Arts box office at (970) 349-7487, ext. 3 or by going online to http://www.crestedbuttearts.org/.
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‘Til the cows come HOME. [ BY POLLY OBEROSLER FOR THE GUNNISON RANCHLAND CONSERVATION LEGACY ] With the haying done and summer coming to a close, ranchers get back in the saddle in the fall when it comes time to gather their cattle in the high country and start them for home. It is something they all look forward to. Up until the late 1980s most cattle were grazed in large “pools” on public lands consisting of perhaps as many as six ranching operations. The cattle were gathered and “pooled” at an outpost on the range known as a “cow camp.” Today, with the ranching industry somewhat smaller, many ranchers do not graze in pools but have individual grazing permits. They gather cattle in the fall from the grazing permits to a smaller pasture on the edge of the range. Gathering cattle on a summer range is enjoyable work for the cowboys—sitting on a horse during the cool sunny fall days is in the blood of every one of them. While enjoyable, it can often be dangerous work. The ground can be slick with frozen mud or unstable slide rock on the side of a ridge near timberline. The cows may also be bedded down in thick timber, with a maze of downed trees the cowboy must find a way to get a horse through safely. During the summer, cattle are coaxed into alternating areas of the range with the use of salt. Blocks are strategically placed to ensure the cattle move and do not overgraze a specific area. The salt also helps keep them out of riparian areas as much as possible. Come fall, groups of cattle will be nearby the salt blocks and therefore easier to gather. The salt locations become a help in the fall because a majority of the cattle will be near the salt licks; but not all. Cattle in mountainous terrain are hard to see when they get into the willows or timber, where they go to avoid the intense sun and biting insects. Moving them out of these areas can be a challenge. This is when it helps to have a good dog that can be sent in to get the cattle. Most ranching operations in this valley run cow/calf pairs on grazing leases, or “allotments,” and each of these pairs have coordinating ear tags that read like a book to the cowboys. The tags tell many things about the pair, but
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foremost they tell numerically what calf belongs to what mother cow. The tags are color-coded to indicate to whom the pair belongs or what year the cow was born. As the cows are rooted out, every cowboy keeps an eye out to make sure each cow has a calf and vice versa. This ensures none are left behind as they work them to a central location. Frequently a few pairs of cattle band up into micro herds for the entire summer. This makes gathering easier in the fall, but nearly as often there will be several old cows that are content to be only with their calves. These solitary creatures can elude the cowboys on their first sweep through the allotment. It is rare that the rancher gets a clean sweep the first time, so a “reride” is almost always in order. Also, the bulls are extremely independent. They spend most of their days lying down in the thickest cover they can find. This equates to even more time spent on horseback. When the majority of the herd is gathered the hard count begins. Ranchers count the number gathered so when it comes time for the re-ride they know not only how many are out there, but likely know which pairs are missing. If the cattle are in a pool this is the time that all the ranchers involved sort out their individual pairs. They look at both the brand and the ear tags as they cut them out of the herd. The pairs are sorted into smaller pastures until they have their rightful owners. From there each rancher will sort their cattle for a variety of reasons. Age of the cows, condition, breed type and cows roofing and waterproofing: without calves can be grouped accordingly. Once sorted, the range cattle are “preg-tested” by a veterinarian to ensure all the cows are bred and the ones who are not are marketed. l Fix Metal Pane This is just one phase of a complicated operation that not Replace Cedar Shingles only involves a good saddle horse and incredible riding skills but meticulous record keeping. The documentation on each Fix Metal Flashing at cow, when she calved and how she took care of that calf on Chimney the summer range are all part of raising the most marketable herd possible. Patch Roof
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FILM FESTIVAL announces inaugural schedule The Crested Butte Film Festival (“Where the world comes home to you”)has just announced its schedule for the 2011 Fest. The complete schedule of films, plus movie trailers, can be viewed at cbfilmfest.org. Highlights include: Virgin Alexander, a featurelength comedy written in Crested Butte If A Tree Falls A Story of the Earth Liberation Front Revanche, an Academy Award nominee for best foreign film Bag It and Fuel, films that deal with our reliance on plastics and fossil fuels Miss Representation, a documentary that examines how women are portrayed in the media, and I Am, by Hollywood producer Tom Shadyac (Ace Ventura, Liar Liar, The Nutty Professor) There is a children and teen
film program, Mountain Kids Film, that plays Saturday morning (free for 18 years and under). Go to cbfilmfest.org to view the entire schedule of films (including times and locations) and plan out a great weekend. The Festival runs Thursday, September 29 through Sunday, October 2, 2011. Thursday is in Gunnison and Friday through Sunday is in Crested Butte. The festival is an international celebration of films spanning the following genres: features, documentaries, outdoor adventure, shorts, and animation. In Crested Butte, films play simultaneously on two screens of the Majestic Theatre, at the Center for the Arts, and at the Crested Butte Mountain Theatre. Passes for the entire festival (including all films, events, and parties) are priced at $130 and are available for purchase online. Passes and tickets are also avail-
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SEPTEMBER 2011 15-18, 22-25: Charlie Cox Runs With Scissors presented by Crested Butte Mountain Theatre, Mallardi Cabaret 16: Alpin Hong and John McEuen Concert, Crested Butte Center for the Arts 18: Lead King Loop (25K run), Marble to Crystal and back 18-24: Vinotok Fall Harvest Festival, Crested Butte 23-24: Senior Moments (theatre production), Gunnison Arts Center 24: Crested Butte Fall Colors Classic (1/2 photo by Alex Fenlon marathon) presented by Gunnison Valley Health Foundation 25: Western State College guest artist recital by pianist Andreas Klein, Quigley Recital Hall, Gunnison 28: Woods Walk Trail Fun Run, Crested Butte Mountain Runners 29: ArtWalk Evening, studios and galleries in Crested Butte 30-Oct. 1: Western State College Homecoming (parade, bonfire, football, volleyball & more), Gunnison 29-Oct. 2: Crested Butte Film Festival, various Gunnison and Crested Butte locations OCTOBER 2011 Sept. 30 Oct. 1: Western State College Homecoming (parade, bonfire, football, volleyball & more), Gunnison 1, 8: Gunnison Farmers’ Market, Virginia Avenue and Main Street 2, 9: Crested Butte Farmers’ Market, Elk Avenue and First Street 3: Laurie Whitaker and Six Points exhibitions, Gunnison Arts Center 7: First Friday Gallery Crawl and Music, various galleries and locations, Gunnison 7-9: Second annual “Bridging the Gap: An Integrated Approach to Health Wellness” conference, Western State College, featuring closing speaker Dr. Patch Adams 8: Facets of Winter ski movie by AE Films, Crested Butte Center for the Arts 20-23: The Ten Minute Plays: Urban Legends presented by Crested Butte Mountain Theatre, Mallardi Cabaret 31: Halloween Parade presented by KBUT Radio, Elk Avenue, Crested Butte NOVEMBER 2011 4: First Friday Gallery Crawl and Music, various galleries and locations, Gunnison 12: Holiday Fashion Show, Fred R. Field Western Heritage Center, Gunnison 19: Sugar Plum Festival, Fred R. Field Western Heritage Center, Gunnison 19: Crested Butte Nordic Center opens for the season 23: Crested Butte Mountain Resort opens for the season 24-26: Crested Butte Nordic Center’s 10th Annual Thanksgiving Training Camp
PLEASE MAKE A DONATION AND JOIN US IN SUPPORTING THE LOCAL BUSINESSES OF OUR COMMUNITY! THE CENTER FOR THE ARTS and our programs have improved the quality of life in Gunnison County for 25 years; for example, enhancing community development, attracting and supporting local businesses, drawing tourism dollars as well as fostering an environment that attracts skilled and educated workers. In addition, a study conducted in 2005 by the Americans for the Arts reported that Gunnison County nonprofit arts and culture groups generate $5.5 million annually in economic activity. The arts demonstrate an investment in a healthy and thriving community. • THE CENTER IS CELEBRATING ITS 19TH YEAR in presenting the Alpenglow Summer Concert Series during summer 2011. It is vital that we replace the flooring on the outdoor stage. The wear and tear from our extreme weather conditions has taken its toll, resulting in a potentially dangerous situation for both performers and technical light and sound engineers. The cost to repair the floor is $3,500. • PLEASE MAKE A TAX-DEDUCTIBLE DONATION to the Center and invest in Alpenglow 2011! In return, when you attend an Alpenglow concert next summer, you’ll have the satisfaction of knowing that your contribution continues the tradition of joining friends and family for the enjoyment of Alpenglow. • DONATIONS CAN BE MADE TO THE CENTER FOR THE ARTS ONLINE at www.crestedbuttearts.org or by mail to P.O. Box 1819 Crested Butte, CO 81224. 606 6th Street • P.O. Box 1819 • Crested Butte, Colorado 81224 ph (970) 349–7487 • fax (970) 349–5626 • www.crestedbuttearts.org
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EXPLORE FALL COLORS ON STUNNING DRIVES.
photo by Alex Fenlon
The mountain ranges surrounding the Gunnison-Crested Butte Valley will remind you of an artist’s autumn palette, with brushstrokes of gold, orange and crimson evident at every turn in September and early October. Known for the second largest, most spectacular aspen grove in the United States, the area offers eye-popping vistas. According to one forest ranger, this part of the West Elk Historic & Scenic Byway is “the closest you can come to a wilderness experience in a passenger car.” Or get surrounded by fall foliage on foot by hiking one of the great trails off Kebler Pass Road, mountain biking Trail 401 or one of the area’s other classic routes, and going on a trail ride through the forests. In addition, the towns of Gunnison County and nature have teamed up to present “September Splendor in the Rockies,” a monthlong celebration featuring a full calendar of events. For a listing of September Splendor activities and fall vacation packages in addition to the ones listed below, visit www.septembersplendor.com.
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FALL DRIVE ROUTES Ohio Creek Road to Kebler Pass From just north of Gunnison on Colorado Highway 135, take a left on Ohio Creek Road (look for signs). About 12 miles up the Ohio Creek Valley, near a series of ranch buildings that mark the abandoned site of Castleton, travelers will see the spires of “the Castles.” These are erosion remnants carved out of volcanic debris that erupted from the West Elk Volcano, now extinct. Continuing on, look for a fine view of the Anthracite Range. Near the end of Ohio Creek Road is the intersection with Kebler Pass Road (County Road 12). At that junction, you can head west towards Colorado Highway 133, where southbound goes toward Paonia or northbound to Paonia Dam and Redstone over breathtaking McClure Pass, a popular route to Aspen. Heading east on Kebler Pass Road, you’ll come to Crested Butte, with the eighth largest National Historic District in Colorado. Before heading to Crested Butte, take a short detour and go north to the beautiful Lake Irwin. West Elk Loop Scenic & Historic Byway From Gunnison, the byway heads north on Highway 135 to Crested Butte, continues on Kebler Pass Road (also County Road 12; take Whiterock Avenue out of town), which is a gravel road and a popular fair-weather route to Aspen. Kebler Pass Road links with Highway 133 near Paonia Dam. At this point, travelers can complete the loop back around to Gunnison by going south on the West Elk Loop Byway (Highway 133) and going east on Highway 92 toward Blue Mesa Reservoir, traveling through Somerset, Bowie, Hotchkiss, Crawford and the north rim of the Black Canyon of the Gunnison National Park. At the junction of Highway 92 and Highway 50, going east takes you back to Gunnison along 23 miles of Blue Mesa Reservoir and Curecanti National Recreation Area. West on Highway 50 leads to the main south entrance of the Black Canyon of the Gunnison National Park and Montrose. An “Experience the West Elk Loop Scenic and Historic Byway” brochure is available at visitor centers along the route. Almont to various scenic routes Between Gunnison and Crested Butte on Highway 135 is Almont, where the Taylor and East Rivers meet to create the Gunnison River. From Gunnison, go east at Almont on Taylor Canyon Road to Taylor Park Dam and Reservoir. From here travelers have three choices: 1.) Go east on Cottonwood Pass to Buena Vista; 2.) Go north and loop back to Almont on Spring Creek Road; or 3.) Go southeast through one of the richest gold strike areas in Gunnison County traveling through Tin Cup, over Cumberland Pass, and through Pitkin, Ohio City and Parlin before reaching Gunnison.
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Mark your calendars for the Bridging the Gap Conference: An Integrated Approach to Health and Wellness, October 7-9 at the Western State College of Colorado (WSC) College Center. This year’s conference will feature Dr. Patch Adams as the closing ceremony speaker. The conference covers a variety of health and wellness topics, with specific focus on healthy children. The goals of the conference are to help reduce the stigma of mental health; improve access to quality care in rural/remote areas; and promote integrated health for everyone, including children. This year’s conference will follow three tracks: health professionals; education; and family and support. The Bridging the Gap Conference is organized by the WSC Rural Health Class, Active Minds (student health organization) and the Gunnison/Hinsdale Early Childhood Council. It is also sponsored by WSC, the Center for Mental Health, Gunnison Valley Hospital, and the Colorado Trust. For more information and to register, visit www.western.edu/psychconf.
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EXPLORE FALL COLORS ON STUNNING DRIVES.
photo by Alex Fenlon
The mountain ranges surrounding the Gunnison-Crested Butte Valley will remind you of an artist’s autumn palette, with brushstrokes of gold, orange and crimson evident at every turn in September and early October. Known for the second largest, most spectacular aspen grove in the United States, the area offers eye-popping vistas. According to one forest ranger, this part of the West Elk Historic & Scenic Byway is “the closest you can come to a wilderness experience in a passenger car.” Or get surrounded by fall foliage on foot by hiking one of the great trails off Kebler Pass Road, mountain biking Trail 401 or one of the area’s other classic routes, and going on a trail ride through the forests. In addition, the towns of Gunnison County and nature have teamed up to present “September Splendor in the Rockies,” a monthlong celebration featuring a full calendar of events. For a listing of September Splendor activities and fall vacation packages in addition to the ones listed below, visit www.septembersplendor.com.
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FALL DRIVE ROUTES Ohio Creek Road to Kebler Pass From just north of Gunnison on Colorado Highway 135, take a left on Ohio Creek Road (look for signs). About 12 miles up the Ohio Creek Valley, near a series of ranch buildings that mark the abandoned site of Castleton, travelers will see the spires of “the Castles.” These are erosion remnants carved out of volcanic debris that erupted from the West Elk Volcano, now extinct. Continuing on, look for a fine view of the Anthracite Range. Near the end of Ohio Creek Road is the intersection with Kebler Pass Road (County Road 12). At that junction, you can head west towards Colorado Highway 133, where southbound goes toward Paonia or northbound to Paonia Dam and Redstone over breathtaking McClure Pass, a popular route to Aspen. Heading east on Kebler Pass Road, you’ll come to Crested Butte, with the eighth largest National Historic District in Colorado. Before heading to Crested Butte, take a short detour and go north to the beautiful Lake Irwin. West Elk Loop Scenic & Historic Byway From Gunnison, the byway heads north on Highway 135 to Crested Butte, continues on Kebler Pass Road (also County Road 12; take Whiterock Avenue out of town), which is a gravel road and a popular fair-weather route to Aspen. Kebler Pass Road links with Highway 133 near Paonia Dam. At this point, travelers can complete the loop back around to Gunnison by going south on the West Elk Loop Byway (Highway 133) and going east on Highway 92 toward Blue Mesa Reservoir, traveling through Somerset, Bowie, Hotchkiss, Crawford and the north rim of the Black Canyon of the Gunnison National Park. At the junction of Highway 92 and Highway 50, going east takes you back to Gunnison along 23 miles of Blue Mesa Reservoir and Curecanti National Recreation Area. West on Highway 50 leads to the main south entrance of the Black Canyon of the Gunnison National Park and Montrose. An “Experience the West Elk Loop Scenic and Historic Byway” brochure is available at visitor centers along the route. Almont to various scenic routes Between Gunnison and Crested Butte on Highway 135 is Almont, where the Taylor and East Rivers meet to create the Gunnison River. From Gunnison, go east at Almont on Taylor Canyon Road to Taylor Park Dam and Reservoir. From here travelers have three choices: 1.) Go east on Cottonwood Pass to Buena Vista; 2.) Go north and loop back to Almont on Spring Creek Road; or 3.) Go southeast through one of the richest gold strike areas in Gunnison County traveling through Tin Cup, over Cumberland Pass, and through Pitkin, Ohio City and Parlin before reaching Gunnison.
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last casts [ by Seth Mensing | photos by Alex Fenlon ] While they might have come too soon, these are some of the last days in the season to take to the rivers and streams in search of fighting fish. Luckily, they’re also some of the best. Maybe it’s the cool mornings and colder, lower flows, or the smell of hot coffee and the changing hues of cottonwood trees and willow leaves reflecting in a pool. But this is the time of year when time spent on the water can offer up hungry fish, and a whole lot more. continued on next page
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The incredible thing about fishing in the high country, especially in the fall, is the diversity of the experience. In one stretch, Kokanee salmon stack up in deep pools from top to bottom after finishing their final spawn in a vivid palette of slate-black, purple, red and white. Even though they’re awaiting an inevitable fate, each has the spirit of a young, free fish and an instinct to fight. Old men, and a few young ones, try to connect to their power with hooks and line. In another stretch just a few miles away, the same instinct is driving a smaller member in the same family of fish up a stream on a Lilliputian scale. Just like their big cousins, the Kokanee, Brook Trout make mad dashes into flowing water to spawn and can be persuaded to take a snack along the way, if the offer is right. A six-inch brook trout, in full spawning regalia, taking on a #10 Humpy in shallow water is like watching a tied dyed Chihuahua chase a squirrel on the end of a leash. There’s the presentation of the fly and the anticipation of a furious strike, all in plain sight. Somewhere in between the Brooks and the Kokanee are brown trout and rainbows eager to gorge themselves before a lean winter. They take stone flies and midges with little regard. Soon the fish will focus on roe. At the same time, anglers take small fish on intimate waters or big ones in deep runs, taking in the warm sunshine, feeling the water on our skin and stacking up the memories that will have to keep us until spring. To get it while it’s good, try the Gold Medal waters of the Taylor, easy Salmon picking on the East or stalking Brook Trout and Browns in Spring Creek.
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Big game: Hunting at high altitude [ all stories By Colorado Parks and Wildlife | photo by david hannigan ]
Surviving in Colorado’s high altitude Every year more than a few hunters must be rescued from the wilds and high country of Colorado. Hunters get trapped by snowstorms, injured in various types of accidents or simply get lost in the woods. Hunters must remember that altitude can affect their health and their ability to move easily. And in the Rockies, weather can change quickly with fastmoving storms dumping a couple of feet of snow in just a few hours. Be prepared for all types of weather—wet, cold, dry and hot. Take appropriate clothing and the right camping gear. If possible, especially for those coming from lower altitudes, spend a few days at higher elevation before the hunting season to allow your body to acclimate. Heavy snowfall can occur starting in September. High-country hunters, especially those who backpack into wilderness areas and have to get out on foot, need to watch the weather closely and pick their escape routes before they choose a campsite. Snow can obliterate trails or make them impassable. Survival experts recommend that you never go into a wilderness area alone. Unavoidable accidents do happen. Learn how to use a compass or a GPS unit, take a map of the area and orient yourself before leaving camp. Explain to your hunting partners where you’ll be going and when you plan to return. Always carry a survival kit and know how to use it. Such a kit should include a knife, waterproof matches, fire starter, compass, reflective survival blanket, high-energy food, water purification tablets, first aid kit, whistle and unbreakable signal mirror. If you get lost, sit down, regain your composure and think for a few minutes. Many times people who are lost can figure out where they went wrong and make it back to camp. If you truly don’t know which direction to go, the best thing to do is stay put. Survival experts explain that survival is 80 percent attitude, 10 percent equipment and 10 percent skill and knowledge. If you are caught in a storm or forced to spend the night out, there are three keys to survival: shelter, fire and signal. If you can’t find camp and have to overnight in the wild, your first priority is shelter. Even if you have nothing else going for you—no fire or food—an adequate shelter that is warm and dry will keep you alive until rescuers find you. That means anything from an overhanging rock shelf to a cave, a timber/ branch lean-to or a snow cave. Always prepare for the worst and build a shelter that will last. Cut boughs from evergreen trees and use them as padding and for covering. Dress in layers and take extras with you. Put on layers before you become chilled and take off a layer before you become damp with perspiration. Staying warm is a process of staying dry. Do not dress
in cotton—it becomes wet easily and is difficult to dry. Use wool, wool blends or synthetic clothing that wicks moisture away from skin. Be sure to carry a quality stocking cap that is made of wool or synthetic fleece. You lose up to 45 percent of your heat around your head, neck and shoulders. Winter headgear should conserve heat, breathe and be water-repellent. The old saying, “If your feet are cold put your hat on,” is good advice. Use waterproof footgear, wool or synthetic socks, and always remember to carry a good pair of gloves. Fire is the second priority if you are forced to stay out overnight. Know how to build a fire even in wet or snowy conditions. That means carrying lighter, metal matches or wooden matches in waterproof containers and a fire-starter—such as steel wool, cotton or sawdust saturated with paint thinner or alcohol. Camping stores sell a variety of fire starters. Experiment with various materials before going into the field. A fire will warm your body, dry your clothes, cook your food, and help you to signal for help. The third priority is signaling. This can be done by fire, with flames at night or smoke from green branches during the day; with a signal mirror in bright sunshine; and with sound—hence the whistle. You can live up to three or four weeks without food. You will, however, be more efficient and alert, and have more confidence if you are able to satisfy your hunger. So carry some high-energy food in your survival kit. Water is more important to survival than food. Your body needs about three quarts of water a day to metabolize its energy reserves and carry away waste. Carry iodine tablets to add to water taken from streams or snow banks. Avoid drinking ice-cold water, which can cause your body temperature to drop. Altitude sickness is another danger. Hunters who are fatigued, cold or exhausted are vulnerable. At the very least, altitude sickness can ruin a hunting trip; at the worst, it can be fatal. Hunters who are coming to Colorado from low altitude areas should be especially careful. Take time to acclimate and do not move quickly above 8,000 feet. Symptoms of altitude sickness include shortness of breath, fatigue, nausea, headache and loss of appetite. To avoid altitude sickness get in shape, limit alcohol consumption, acclimate for a few days before the start of the season and drink lots of water. Staying hydrated is a key factor in reducing your chances of getting altitude sickness. Hunters with any heart problems should be extra careful in Colorado’s high country. To prevent problems, hunters should consult their doctors before going to the high country. If you have a heart condition you should keep any prescribed medication with you at all times. Also, discuss any health issues with your hunting partners.
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Know the rules Hunting is challenging. Not only must you understand the habits of the animal you are hunting, you must also understand regulations, laws governing public and private lands and your own limitations. Following are some reminders and things to consider before you start your hunt. —To obtain a license, all hunters born after 1948 must present a Hunter Education Card from Colorado or another state. —You must know the specific rules that apply to the Game Management Unit in which you are hunting. If you violate rules you can be cited and fined. —Be sure to know where you are hunting. You can only hunt in the Game Management Unit that your license specifies. —As you are hunting be aware of buildings, homes, roads, and your overall surroundings. Make sure you know what is behind an animal before you shoot. A bullet shot form a high-powered rifle can easily carry for more than 1,000 yards. —Make sure that someone at home knows where you are hunting, your vehicle’s license plate number and where you are staying. —Weather in the fall can change rapidly in Colorado. A day that starts sunny and warm could end with a snowstorm. Be sure you are prepared for all weather conditions. —Make sure you can recognize the symptoms of hypothermia in your hunting partners. —Know how to get back to your camp. —Cell phone service is not reliable in the mountains. Don’t expect to contact someone by phone if you are lost or if your vehicle is stuck. —Make sure to drink plenty of water. Colorado’s dry air and high altitude can quickly dehydrate you and deplete your energy stores. —Be sure to consult the Colorado Parks and Wildlife publications to understand antler requirements for taking bull elk. — Do not attempt to shoot at animals that are in areas where you could not retrieve the meat. Know your physical limits. —If you are using horses: Each must have a Certificate of Health Inspection within 30 days of entering Colorado; each must present evidence of a Coggins Blood test within a year of coming to Colorado; to combat the spread of noxious weeds on federal lands and DOW properties, hay, straw and mulch must be clearly marked as weed-free. —If you harvest an animal, make sure the carcass is properly tagged. Tags must remain with all processed meat. — If you transfer an animal killed by another hunter, ensure that it is properly tagged. You could be cited for illegal transport of a game animal even if someone else made the error. —Do not strap a harvested animal on the outside of your car. —Operate ATVs and OHVs responsibly. The vehicles must be registered in Colorado—even if it is registered in another state. Off-road vehicles can cause resource damage. Be sure to know the local travel management rules for public lands. OHVs also disturb animals and other hunters. —If you see hunters violating laws, please report the actions to a wildlife officer or other law enforcement agency. Actions by a few hunters can reflect badly on all hunters.
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unting accidents have declined rapidly since the passage of two laws in 1970. One law requires hunter education training for all hunters born on or after January 1, 1949. The other requires hunters to wear at least 500 square inches of fluorescent orange clothing above the waist—including a head covering visible from all directions. During the 1990s, Colorado averaged fewer than two hunting fatalities per year. Since 2000, hunting has continued to post the best safety record of outdoor recreation forms, with a per-year average of only 1.3 fatalities and approximately 12 total incidents involving injury from a firearm, arrow or other gear used in hunting. Almost all hunting incidents involve hunters; non-participant injuries are extremely rare. “Hunting is safe and getting safer all the time in Colorado,” says Mark Cousins, hunter education coordinator for the Colorado Parks and Wildlife. Still, the agency sells more than 560,000 hunting licenses every year, resulting in several million hunter recreation days. Over the course of all the hunting seasons, from small game, upland game, waterfowl and archery, muzzleloader and rifle big game seasons, tens of thousands of individual hunters will take to the field carrying bows and arrows, shotguns and rifles. Consequently, safety must always be a primary concern for every hunter in every season. Almost all hunting incidents could have been avoided if the hunter had exercised a little more care, Cousins explains. “With hunting, one moment of carelessness can mean a lifetime of consequences,” Cousins says. Long before the hunting season starts, hunters should head to the shooting range for practice. “Get out to a range and practice and be familiar with the guns you’ll be using,” Cousins says. “Practice makes for a much safer and enjoyable hunt.” Most hunting incidents involving firearms occur around vehicles. The reason: That’s where guns are usually loaded or unloaded and where hunters are standing close to each other. Exercise extra caution
when loading and unloading a gun, and do it well away from your vehicle. Hunters are also reminded that it is illegal to place a loaded firearm in or on a vehicle. It’s also unnecessary. It is illegal to hunt from or shoot from a vehicle. Hunters must be at least 50 feet from the center line of a maintained road before shooting. The distance is farther in some areas, so check local regulations in the Colorado big game brochure. It is highly recommended that a firearm be unloaded when you’re crossing streams and fences and while walking on unstable, steep or rough terrain. The gun’s safety isn’t always enough to prevent it from firing because it can be moved to the fire position by clothing, vegetation or a fall. As soon as the hunt is over, whether that means an animal has been harvested or you’re finished for the day, unload your gun. Firearms should be unloaded well before getting to the vehicle or camp, and then double- or even triple-checked to be certain they are empty before placing them in a case or vehicle. “At the end of a long day in the field when hunters are tired, it is more important than ever to be extra careful with firearms,” Cousins says. Non-fatal hunting incidents are more common; here are some examples: An elk hunter was running in an attempt to get ahead of some elk. When he stumbled and fell, he shot himself through the leg with his .308 rifle. Never run while carrying a loaded gun. Another big game hunter was using his rifle as a walking stick and the rifle fired, shooting off the tip of his thumb. Always carry a rifle with two hands and never use it as a support. A hunter was leading his horse through thick oak brush; a loaded rifle was in the scabbard. A tree limb apparently caught the trigger, the rifle fired and the bullet hit the horse and the hunter. Both recovered; but it took some time to catch the horse. When the rifle was found, it had a fired case in the chamber and the safety was off. Do not carry a
HUNTING SEASON SCHEDULE Archery season – August 27-September 25 Muzzleloader season – September 10-18 1st rifle season – elk only October 15-19 2nd rifle, deer and elk combined, October 22-30 3rd rifle, deer and elk combined, November 5-13 4th rifle, deer and elk combined, November 16-20
loaded rifle in a scabbard. One last example involved two bow hunters walking in single file very close together. Both held arrows in their bowstrings. The lead hunter saw something, stopped and squatted down. But in the process, the point of his partner’s arrow was pinned between his thigh and calf. The partner pulled his arrow back, which caused severe cuts to his friend’s leg. No matter how long you’ve been hunting, you should always check basic safety rules. Follow these tips: —Treat every firearm as if it is loaded. —Keep the muzzle pointed in a safe direction at all times. —Be sure of your target—what is in front of it and what is beyond it. Once you take a shot, you can’t take it back. —If you are in doubt about the target, don’t shoot. —Keep the safety on and your finger off the trigger until you are ready to shoot. —Never place your hand over the muzzle of a gun. —Load and unload your gun at least 100 yards from your vehicle. —Don’t hurry while loading or unloading. —Talk about safety issues with youngsters and less inexperienced hunters. —Stop to rest when you are out of breath; fatigue can contribute to accidents. —Always wear daylight fluorescent clothing when and where required. “Camouflage-orange” does not qualify.
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WEEKLY FALL GUIDE Make short work of that big old pile of peaches [ By Alissa Johnson ] There is a certain addiction that comes with picking peaches: flashes of pink and yellow through the leaves on the tree promise bigger and sweeter fruit just a couple of rows away. Your hand continues to reach up through the branches until you return home with a box of peaches that looks twice as big in the kitchen as it did in the orchard. This seems to be the way of the harvest: the farm share delivers more cabbage or tomatoes than any one person can eat at any one time. Piles of peaches take over the kitchen, until the mere idea of eating another piece of fruit makes your stomach hurt from the sweetness.
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Preserving fall bounty
The question becomes, what is the best way to preserve all that bounty for winter, when the fresh taste of peach is a reminder of summer’s abundance? The options are as plentiful as the harvest, and as our local foodies can attest, the right way is the one that stocks your pantry with foods you’re excited to eat. Dry storage Produce like apples, potatoes, onions and garlic store well in cool, dry places and keep well into winter. “If you had a root cellar, that would be ideal,” says Nancy Wicks of Round Mountain Institute. “I was able to keep most of our potatoes, onions and garlic by making sure to put them in a cardboard box. I had them in a dark place and put a towel over it and covered it.”
Crested Butte News For those without a root cellar, crawl spaces and garages that don’t freeze can provide a good alternative. The key is to find a dry place right around 50 degrees. But if you’re storing apples and potatoes, Wicks warns, store them on opposite sides of the storage space. Apples give off a gas that can cause potatoes to sprout. If you don’t have a great storage space, you can braid and hang your onions and garlic. Just make sure to put them in an area out of direct sunlight that has plenty of ventilation. “It’ll make a lot of sense, because it gets very fragrant and you’ll go, ‘Whoa, I need a little break from that,’” says Wicks. Freezing Freezing can be a simple way to process late summer fruits that spoil quickly. But most fruits and vegetables need to be blanched before freezing—quick exposure to boiling water will put a stop to the enzymes that make them grow and mature. Left unchecked, the enzymes can spoil color and flavor even while freezing. According to Wicks, blanching also makes it easy to peel fruits like peaches. “I have them in boiling water—not a rolling boil—two minutes maybe three at the most, so they get slightly cooked and then it’s easy to peel them. I peel the skin off, cut them in half, take the pit out and put them in freezer bags after they cool.” Lining peaches side by side in one layer will allow for even freezing and make for easy storage. “I like to make peach crisp or put them in a smoothie,” Wicks says. “That’s really nice, to have a fresh fruit smoothie in the middle of winter.” continued on next page
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DRIED FRUITS AND HERBS Snacking on a dried peach can be the perfect break during a backcountry ski. Stacee VanAernem of Crested Butte Personal Chefs likes to make fruit leather out of peach puree. She blends her peaches in a food processor, adds a little bit of sugar to taste and cooks it down before pouring it into a five-tray dehydrator. “This season I’m pouring it in four circles on one sheet because it seems to dehydrate more evenly and consistently. If you pour a whole sheet on there you get more dry sections and more thick sections,” VanAernem says. Wicks likes to hang her dehydrator, which is open to the air but surrounded by netting to keep bugs out, in a window with good air flow and out of direct light. “You generally don’t want to dry foods in the sun because the sun will discolor them and maybe drain some nutrients out of them too,” Wicks says. The same goes for herbs, which can be dried by hanging them upside down with rubber bands or twine. Wicks has noticed that dried mint will keep its bright green color for months if stored out of the light. And if you want to make fruit leather or dry tomatoes, but you’re not ready to purchase a dehydrator? Fruit leather recipes call for an oven set anywhere from 140 to 200 degrees Fahrenheit, drying leather anywhere from three hours to overnight. Consider looking up recipes for dried kale chips, too. Canning Canning, according to Gunnison farmers market manager Beth Coop, is much easier than people think. “It dropped out for a few generations there, and people forgot how to do it or didn’t realize that it wasn’t as difficult as they thought,” Coop says. “It’s maybe just a cleanliness factor that people are intimidated by. They don’t realize how easy canning can be. A little bit of soapy water, a little bit of bleach… the supplies are pretty inexpensive. One small chart that has times and adjusting for altitude, and you’re good to go.” At its most basic level, cooked foods are sealed in glass jars in a boiling water bath, allowing them to be stored for months. Whole fruits, jams or preserves and even salsas can be canned using time-tested recipes—but you do need to make adjustments for altitude. According to the Colorado State University
Extension web site, recipes that call for a 20-minute water bath or less need to boil one additional minute for every 1,000 feet above sea level. For water baths of more than 20 minutes, an additional two minutes are required for every 1,000 feet above sea level. The great thing about canning, Coop says, is that you can make use of blemished fruit, which is often cheaper. “It doesn’t make a difference since you tend to blanch foods like tomatoes and peaches and remove the skins before canning,” she says. FERMENTING In the United States, we tend to associate fermentation with sour foods that have gone bad. But it’s actually a traditional way of processing food, and it’s making a comeback. Val Jaquith is a member of the Gunnison Valley chapter of the Westin A. Price Foundation, an organization dedicated to traditional food techniques and farm-raised foods. Jaquith explained that fermentation takes advantage of probiotic bacteria that occur naturally on dark, leafy greens—like the whiteness on cabbage. It’s a lactic acid, but it’s different from what builds up in your muscles during exercise. “That lactic acid bacteria will eat sugars in the vegetable, and they multiply and that is a fermentation process. When it’s done, it means that all the lactic acid has eaten all the available sugars and gone dormant. That bacteria is one of those probiotic bacteria everyone speaks so highly of for gut health,” Jaquith says. A well-known fermented food is kimchi, a fermented cabbage. But Jaquith has made fermented pickles and even salsa—all of which can be stored in the refrigerator for months. “By fermenting foods you’re enlivening it, enhancing the enzyme content and nutrition and making it more digestible,” says Val Jaquith. All you need for fermentation, Jaquith says, is salt, water and sometimes a starter culture. Jaquith chops up the vegetables, throws them in a pot with some sea salt and the starter, and submerges the vegetables in the brine. “Push all the cabbage down to get it under brine and let it sit, and you’ll hear it gurgling and the bacteria doing their thing and breaking down the vegetables,” Jacuith says. It’s a great way, she says, to get tangy, sour foods like pickles without the vinegar taste so many people dislike.
RESOURCES There are plenty of resources (see below) to get started preserving your fall harvest. But if you’re overwhelmed by the choices, VanAernem suggests preserving foods according to how you eat. If you don’t eat jam, consider freezing peach halves instead. “It depends on the individual and what they’re using it for,” VanAernem says. “[I freeze peaches] for smoothies or cobbler or pie filling, and then in winter if you don’t know what to make for dessert for a potluck, you can pull it out and you’re good to go.” Some of it, she says, will be trial and error. You might can peaches and find out you prefer them dried instead. The trick is to give it a try, and according to Coop, make it fun: “I recommend people get together with friends. You can rent a kitchen at the Fred Field Heritage Center or at a friend’s house and have a big canning party.” Websites: Colorado State University Extension—http://www.ext. colostate.edu/ Western A Price Foundation— http://www.westonaprice.org/ Books: Nourishing Tradition, by Sally Fallon. Complete book of home preserving. Also, watch for extension classes at Western State College and samples of the fermented foods at the Crested Butte Farmer’s Market.
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All that dies shall be reborn… [ BY MOLLY MURFEE ] In our celebration of autumn, our cohesiveness through the cold months of winter, and the return of warmth and green in the spring, Vinotok commemorates all that is good in living in a place so close to wild spaces. We are subject to the riotous moods of our high mountain weather. Auspicious seasonal events should be celebrated. We are given the opportunity to get rid of our grumps, and make way for the new. It is a letting go, and being given the ability and the vehicle to do so. It is an event that connects us to our place, the harvest, the seasons, the cycles and each other. Death and rebirth. The date of Crested Butte’s Vinotok celebration is based on the exact occurrence of the autumn equinox, this year on Friday, September 23, the day of our Community Feast. This is the time when the sun crosses the celestial equator and day and night become nearly the same length. At this time, we celebrate balance. This week, we delve head-first into the symbolism of the festival, with its culmination of the mumming and the Trial of the Grump, all occurring on Saturday, September 24. Mumming (5:30 p.m. to 7:30 p.m.) Mumming is a dramatic tradition that finds its roots primarily in medieval England and Ireland. Its etymology is thought to derive from the German language of the 13th-century and means “a disguised person.” Traditionally, mumming plays were used to mark important stages in the agricultural year and were considered folk plays. They concerned themselves around themes of duality, battles of good and evil, and the resurgence or resurrection of life. The Vinotok Theatre Troupe, composed of community members, will mum the restaurants and pubs of Elk Avenue, as well as those just off Elk. They will perform a small “preview” of the bigger, and later, production, enticing guests of local establishments to join them in the streets for the feature presentation. As tradition dictates, both in medieval times and in Crested Butte, in exchange for their entertainment, mummers receive food and drink. The Vinotok Theatre Troupe is important. They allow us to be transported to another world. Through their costuming and song and dance, a magic is created, we are drawn in to a place where reality and imagination cross paths. Become a part of the magic, even as a community member you can dress up and be in the streets… The Trial of the Grump (7:30 p.m.-ish) The Trial of the Grump takes place on an outdoor stage in front of the Eldo on Elk Avenue. Here we see the true battle of the mumming plays of yore. Sir Hapless represents the encroachment of the industrial world and technology. He is “progress” and the ways of civilized man. Sir Hapless is both foolish and destructive and can also be very dangerous. To oppose Sir Hapless, the Dragon comes forth, a genderless character representing nature, deep earth, good fortune and everything wild. The dragon is powerful, unpredictable and fierce while also being very beautiful. The two begin their frightful dual, until the Harvest Mother stops it. The Harvest Mother is Gaia, she is the mother of all, of the earth and all the deities. She is the symbol of fertility, and in the harvest season, of the earth’s bounty. She pronounces, “We cannot survive without balance in this world.” When the Harvest Mother talks, people listen. Meanwhile, the Green Man is frolicking his way through the 12 maidens, representing the 12 months of the year. The Green Man is a promise—that spring and vegetation will return once again. He is the masculine energy to balance the Harvest Mother. The Green Man is virile, vivacious and lusty. But even the maidens can’t sustain the Green Man’s energy, and he is dying. The Grump becomes the scapegoat. Reminiscent of the effigies of Eastern Europe burned on the boss man’s lawn as a rib, The Grump is everything we want to forget and let go of. He is stuffed with our own grumps, grievances and woes. The Grump, even though given a fair trial by the Magistrate who is representing justice and fairness, is sentenced to burn and with it the negative energy of the community. And so, as a township we parade to the crossroads of the Four-way Stop to rid ourselves of the old, to make way for the new. We dance with abandon around the fire, a plea to the sun to return, to not forget we are here, as we head into the long, dark months of winter. Vinotok. It is a passageway to help us with the transition from summer to fall. It is a way to bond together as a community, to forget our grievances against ourselves and one another. We come together at Vinotok to celebrate this wild place we live in, so close to the rhythms of nature. We come together to celebrate ourselves as a community, the bounty of an incredible summer with its harvests of wildflowers and warmth as well as a harvest of food. We gather to be thankful of all that we have been given. We dance around the fire to abandon, to let go, to begin anew in the ever-cycling circle of life and the seasons. Burn Grump, burn.
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“I came to Crested Butte because I was called, you might say. I manifested in order to bridge the gap between the old and the new Crested Butte,” says the Grump, revealing that the old time miners had called upon him for different reasons but when the newer folks moved in, well after the mine closed, there was a substantial difference in philosophies. “The contrast was very big but the one thing the old timers and mining families could understand about the protests was their Grump event each year, because they used me to represent the old mine bosses who took advantage of them. I got burned then, too...” his voice trails off a little sadly. “But this was the one big thing that the newer townspeople and the old timers had in common, the method of protest. The miners thought another mine would be beneficial for the town and the newbies were calling upon me to save the Red Lady and their environment.” This year the Grump figures he’ll have a lot of requests about the controversial environmental issues once again. “The Red Lady knows that I am being sacrificed in her honor, in saving Mt. Emmons and I’ve recently heard a lot of talk about getting fracked, which I initially thought was some sort of Vinotok frivolity until I looked into it. Yeah, I’ll go to the flame for that one, you bet. “Some folks are just created to be big and scary and burn. It’s just my fate to be a burnt offering,” Grump shrugs in acceptance, secure in a sense of profound purpose. “But... hardly anyone notices in the frenzy of the moment... watch the twinkle in my eye,” Grump says ever so slyly. “People don’t pay enough attention to me, except my Advocate... that sole sorry guy with the terrible skin condition. I’m so thankful to him for his support and belief in me. I mean, the Magistrate gives it a go in trying to give me a fair trial but he always acqui-
esces to those screaming throngs of misguided souls all revved up about burning me. I’m really a nice Grump if you get to know me.” The Grump doesn’t mean to whine however. “I think there’s a misunderstanding about my demeanor simply because this town doesn’t see me as a party animal, and let’s face it, every living thing on the planet knows how the Butte loves to party and carry on. But hey, even though I accept my fate, it does make me a little solemn to the point of yeah, maybe I don’t feel like partying it up, you know. I mean, how would you feel if you were carrying the burdens of an entire town around inside, knowing what the outcome was going to be? But I’m a Grump of reason and responsibility and logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the one.” The Grump explains that all the written “grumps” of the community carried to the fire are felt deeply. “The things written to me, the written words are heartfelt and bring tears to my eyes,” says the Grump, choking back emotion, especially when recalling the notes from the children. “Some are from little kids who are so sincere in their requests. I feel it all, everything that goes into me. I embody what is put into me, the outpourings of an entire town, I become them.” Grump has favorite Vinotoks. “There were a couple of years where even though I wasn’t consumed by flames I was still filled with grumps and the fire-art displays were still part of sending things up. One year I was designed to look like a favorite kid’s character from Where the Wild Things Are. No one had the heart to burn me in front of the kids,” says the Grump, laughing about the various incarnations. “There have been times throughout the years that I’ve been a very funny looking character.” His fiery personality shines through and he adds, “You wont find me on any dating site with my looks, that’s for sure! I’m willing to be silly and ridiculous. I’m quite playful and really, I’m actually downright hilarious. I have a fabulous sense of humor!” Grump smirks and offers, “I am, after all, a figment of all of
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your imaginations. So, whatever you need me to be then that’s what I am. In essence though, I’m the stunt double for the Green Man, because I know all the maidens in town need him—so ultimately I’m the sacrifice so you can carry on with all the preservation and partying.” In these days of reality checks, Grump isn’t worried about job security. “Oh, I’ve seen it all throughout the ages,” Grump chuckles, “and I never worry that I won’t be needed because there’ll always be a reason to need a sacrifice. I’m not ever gonna be out of work. There’ll be no unemployment filing for me!” On Vinotok night, after what is always a last dinner of hopes and
fears written in ink on bar napkins, scraps of paper and corners torn from the Crested Butte News, Grump is pleasantly stuffed and silently waits in the dark around the corner on Second Street, guarded by torch bearers until trial time. “I’m so excited to round the corner at Kochevar’s and see the crowds all gathered there for me. I feel their excitement,” and for what must seem like a brief moment after waiting all year, the Grump is in the thick of the spirit of it all. “It’s exhilarating!” Grump says with a drawn-out breathy exhale. “Although I want to burn for the good of the community, I must admit there is that spark of hope at the trial that people will accept
me for the good that I do and who I am. But in the end, I know I must burn and I’m doing exactly what I was made for... burn, baby, burn...” Grump sighs and quickly adds, “But... it is a pleasure to burn, as some famous novelist once wrote. “I’ve had many names in the past and there’s a long tradition throughout mythology about me. We Grumps have all died the same way. Think of me as the Santa Claus of sacrifice. I always come back every year.” And with a serious note Grump adds almost pleadingly, “Please remember me whenever you gaze into your campfire, your hearth or the center of a candle flame. I’ll be there... waiting.”
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