Volume 35 • Issue 3 December 15, 2017 University Prep 8000 25th Ave. NE, Seattle Abstinence and veggies
SELF
Taking a look at masculinity at UPrep Page 2
SHELF
What it’s like to navigate stores on Black Friday Page 6
ELF
The ups and downs of being an elf at Nordstrom Page 11
THE MASK OF MASCULINITY
NEWS
Exploring what it means to“be a man”in 2017
around other guys.” BY OLIVIA POOLOS Additionally, a few male here’s an issue at students agreed that University Prep sports combined with the that affects half the idea that showing emostudent population, and tions is a sign of weakness nobody is talking about it. played a huge part in the A recent Community Until about shaping of their mascuConversation, however, 1930, pink was linity. Sports are often addressed the topic head - A cheerleading pom pom the color associatan outlet for aggression on. The Facilitators Club - A baby rattle with a pink ribbon around it, or just a pink baby rattle - a high heel shoe and and toughness, which are chose a documentary tied with boys, stereotypes a man is suptled “The Mask You Wear,” dainty blue posed embody. for the Upper School to was proFreshman Henry Buscher watch. The film addressed claimed first became interested in harmful stereotypes about suitable sports as a way to prove masculinity and what it for girls. means to on around it, or just a pink baby rattle “be a man” “I’m concerned that in today’s society. hypermasculinity is “One of the things In the 1600s, becoming a problem that I’m men wore high [here].” trying to heels as a sign of —SENIOR ADAM REID own is that status. They were ‘The Mask adopted by You Wear’ is like a women, and gained masculinity. documentary of my life as popularity in the “When I was younger, a man,” senior Adam Reid mid-19th century people really stressed that said. a guy had to be really The documentary disathletic,” he said. “As a cussed how harmful it can younger kid I was really be to repress emotions and into fantasy and artsy put up a stoic front all of stuff. Then, I suddenly the time. took an interest in sports “Being taught to not be even though I didn’t really open with emotions is not like it that much.” good. Then you have all Horn found that playing these feelings that are just In the midsports as a guy taught him pent up inside with no 1800s, cheerleadto not display vulnerabiloutlet,” sophomore Chrising originated as ity, even to the point of tian Horn said. “It [leads an all-male sport, pushing through discomto] not showing emotionfort and pain. al vulnerability and not that showed off “Playing through [an] being a sensitive person the strength and
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injury is something that has definitely affected me. I have lots of pre-existing injuries that have gotten a lot worse because of that,” said Horn. Reid, however, rejects the male athlete stereotype. “The ideal of masculinity that’s portrayed [in competitive sports] is not what I want for myself,” he said. While personal experiences vary, there was one similar opinion that was voiced about the topic of masculinity: It needs to be an ongoing conversation at UPrep.
“I’m concerned that hypermasculinity is becoming a problem [here],” Reid said. “I’m happy to hear that people are talking about it more and are interested in redefining what masculinity means in our community.” Buscher thinks that issues concerning male stereotypes are often overlooked. “The general vibe is that women are always the victims and that you shouldn’t look into a guy’s upbringing at all,” Buscher said. “You need to understand both sides of the issue.”
HOW DOES GENDER AFFECT STUDENT’S DAILY LIVES? Do you put on a more masculine persona in public?
60%- Yes 25%-No 15%-Kinda...
Do you think UPrep talks about masculinity or femininity more?
70%-Femininity 30%-We discuss both equally
Poll Methodology: Data was taken from 10 upper school boys from each grade
Stereotypes of masculinity are prominent in today’s society. Senior Bob La poses as a “stereotypical hyper-masculine man.”
REFLECTING ON 2017
NEWS
When looking back on 2017, what will we remember?
BY ANNA INGHRAM
Women’s March January 21 People around the globe joined together following President Trump’s inauguration to protest for gender equity. It was likely the largest single-day protest in history with millions of participants worldwide, according to the Washington Post. The protest was a way of showing support for all people, especially those who felt isolated by the political climate. One of the ways protesters showed this solidarity and demonstrated support for women’s rights was by wearing pink hats with cat ears, affectionately known as “pussyhats”.
Inauguration of Donald Trump/Goodbye to Obama January 20 We said goodbye to former President Barack Obama as Donald Trump was inaugurated the 45th president of the United States at the U.S. Capitol. Trump’s inaugural address emphasized a focus on putting “America first” and “tranfering power ... back to the American People.” “Together, we will determine the course of America and the world for years to come,” Trump said.
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Bombing at Ariana Grande Concert May 22 A suicide bomber killed 22 people, including seven children, with an additional 59 people injured at an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester Arena, located in Manchester, U.K. The bomber was a 22-year-old man named Salman Abedi. According to NBC News, the Islamic State claimed responsibility for the attack. The bombing was the most deadly terrorist attack in the U.K. since 2005. Eclipse August 21 People around the world donned protective glasses and watched as the moon passed in front of the sun, resulting in a total solar eclipse. In many areas of the U.S., the sun was 100 percent obscured by the moon, and in Seattle, the sun was about 93 percent obscured, according to King 5 News. Around one million people flocked to Oregon to witness the eclipse at it’s first stop in the U.S., according to Time magazine.
Birth of Beyoncé’s Twins July 13 Beyoncé gave birth to twins, one girl and one boy, fathered by husband Jay Z. The girl was named Rumi, after the 13th century poet, and the boy was named Sir. The names “Sir Carter” and “Rumi Carter” are now copyrighted, according to The Guardian. The twins are Beyoncé’s second and third children. The first, Blue Ivy, was born in 2012. PHOTO: INSTAGRAM/@BEYONCE
Hurrican Irma hits Florida – September 10 Hurrican Harvey hits Texas – September 17 7.1 Magnitude Earthquake in Central Mexico – September 19
Hurricane Maria hits Puerto Rico October 3 PHOTO: NASA
Forest fires in California – October
7.3 Magnitude Earthquake in Iran – November 13
HOW WAS 2017?
Terrible 7.4%
Not the best 11.1%
Poll results come from 26 students across 4 grades.
WAS 2017 BETTER THAN 2016? They were the same 22.2%
Yes 51.9% Pretty good 59.3%
Methodology
Great 22.2%
Vegas Shooting October 1 Stephen Paddock opened fire on people attending the Route 91 Harvest Festival killing 58 and wounding nearly 500. Paddock fired at people from the 32nd floor of the Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino, and his motivation for the shooting is unknown. According to BBC News, twenty-three firearms were found in his hotel room and an additional 19 were found at his home in Mesquite, Nevada. It was the worst mass shooting in modern U.S. history, topping the Orlando nightclub shooting in 2016.
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THE OPINION PAGE
EDITORIAL
OPINION COLUMNS
TIME TO BE THANKFUL
Cut the (Festive) Lights
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ecember is a beloved month. From The art of Christmas decorating should Christmas to Hanukkah to your be a task completed after Thanksgiving. neighborhood’s holiday spirit, If you have lights on your house during you’ll know when the holidays are here. Thanksgiving, make sure they are orange Right alongside the traditions is a bright and red, not blue, red and green. and bold attraction displayed by many. As bad as premature Christmas decoJoyful lights hung on rating is, another sin is worse: overdecohouses are a common rating during Christmastime. I thought sight in every neighborthat a snowman on the roof was bad; now hood. houses have 15 of them. In this These wild houses have “You don’t holiday thousands of lights, lightspectacle, up statues and a plethora want the however, of lights encasing them. Krampus to lies a terThis level of decoration BY AIDAN rible sin: is what brings you to the knock on LEE premature ninth circle of hell. You Christmas.” Christmas don’t want the Krampus decorating. to knock on Christmas. Most have seen them: Houses lit up with As a decorator, you may think that you lights, snowmen in the yard and a reinhave the coolest house on the block, but deer on the roof. Those houses are what us viewers are blinded. Unless your goal we don’t want in November. is to get on “The Great Christmas Light The feat of decorating may seem innoFight,” minimize the amount of lights you cent. It may, for instance, get the job of buy. decorating done before the snow falls. It may be too late this year, but you still When you get the ladder out around Nov. have next year. Just try to keep the deco1, however, that’s where we draw the line. rations to a reasonable amount.
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he holiday season brings Santa, presents, obnoxious houses with premature festive lighting and the inevitable scandal when Starbucks debuts a holiday cup that doesn’t declare “Merry Christmas” on it. Sure, there’s a definite part of the holiday season that includes all of the Hallmark-esque tidbits, including candy canes and gingerbread houses. At the same time, regardless of whether some presents will find their way into your living room, it’s important to remember that the holiday season is so much more than that. First, break provides for much-needed rest from school. We only have two weeks of classes after break and finals before we’re officially halfway through the year. It’s crazy to think about. Take some time to relax and reset before the stress of finals. With so much time off, families go on vacation and take time off as we all try to enjoy ourselves. Those of us with siblings in college will be able to see them for almost a month, an increasingly rare occurrence. Also, though Thanksgiving was only a few weeks ago, the days are shorter and the weather colder. Though a lot of us may have mentioned over a turkey dinner that we’re thankful for a warm roof over our heads, the changing weather makes it ever more important to be grateful for that. Lastly, it’s important to be thankful for family. For supporting us both morally and financially, letting us be kids and loving us. Make sure to spend some time with your parents this break, even for a short time. Just give them your attention; you’ll miss them in college. Happy holidays from The Puma Press staff. We’ll see you in January.
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The Puma Press University Prep’s Student Voice Winner of Three Pacemaker Awards Editors Micho Matuszewski Mahir Piyarali Copy Editor Beatrice Cappio Graphics Designer Carli Belouskas Reporters Zubin Abraham-Ahmed Jade Buchanan-Moh Melissa Funes James Garvey Aaron Igra Anna Inghram Grace Kellogg Aidan Lee Ian Lee Olivia Poolos Join us online Instagram: @uprepmedia Twitter: @uprepmedia Web: blogs.universityprep.org/ uprepmedia Send feedback: pumapress@ universityprep.org Cover Art: Carli Belouskas
Ho! Ho! Oh, No! I have no problem with people celebrating holidays. Joyously celebrating one day of the year is perfectly fine. The problem is when that joyous occasion seeps into every nook and cranny of the day for more than a month. As soon as Halloween is over, elves and candy canes control every aspect of our lives. Technically, Christmas is Dec. 25. However, the “holiday season” seems to start directly after Halloween, really picking up after Thanksgiving. I BY AARON don’t care that people like IGRA to celebrate their holiday, but do you really need multiple months of the year? There are even “holidays” that celebrate the start of the holiday season like Black Friday. I may be Jewish, but even I know that Christmas is a celebration of the birth of Jesus. What does that have to do with “Hunger Games”-esque shopping experiences and taking pictures with a stranger in a red suit? Around Christmastime, malls are infested with crazed shoppers greedily taking over the mall. Even if you’re okay with the swarms of people,
you have to put up with Christmas music. During most of the year, if I walk into a store I would probably hear songs from the Billboard Top 100 list. Some of them I like, some of them I don’t, but at least they change. Every year during the winter I hear the same ten songs on loop that I’ve heard ten million times before. My math teacher played Christmas music the first day after Thanksgiving break. I hear it in the airport. I hear people humming the music down the hallways. The problem isn’t just that the songs are on loop, it’s that the music is terrible. If the music was actually good, why don’t people listen to it year-round? Since I’m a Jew, people may say that if it were Hanukkah music I wouldn’t have a problem with it. That’s not true. I hate Hanukkah music as well, and only listen to “I Have a Little Dreidel” or Adam Sandler’s “Chanukah Song” when my parents force me too. The holiday season is meant to be joyous, but the celebration has become too pervasive in our culture. It’s fine to celebrate however you choose at home, or even in public for a week around Christmas, but it’s impolite and inconsiderate to impose your celebration on everybody else for months.
NEWS BREIFS
NEWS BRIEFS
WHAT’S UP AROUND SCHOOL?
Puma Pacemaker Win
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n Nov. 18, The Puma Press received the Pacemaker award for work done in the 2016-2017 school year. Editors Mahir Piyarali and Michele Matuszewski along with publications advisor Scott Collins traveled to the Fall National Scholastic Press Association and Journalism Education Association conference in Dallas, Texas. The conference is a place for high school publications around the world to meet and share ideas, attend various seminars and speak with professionals on ways to improve their publication. Also held at the event are writing competitions, in which both editors Piyarali and Matuszewski earned a honorable mention for their writing.
The award ceremony was held at the Hyatt Regency in the heart of Dallas, and took place on the third day of the conference. Along with the pacemaker ceremony awards were also given out for best yearbook, best sports feature photo and countless others. The Pacemaker award is a nationally recognized merit for excellence in high school publications, with only about 30 winners selected out of the hundreds of entries from around the nation. This is the fourth time The Puma Press has won a Pacemaker award and the fifth time it has been nominated. This year, however, is the first time anyone on staff has traveled to accept the award in person.
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What is Eggnog?
hat time of year has arrived. The leaves are frozen on the ground, all the usual stations are playing overly-cheery carols on repeat and eggnog lovers everywhere are rejoicing in the return of their oddly delightful beverage. Despite, however, the cult like following the concoction has garnered, most people don’t actually know how or why eggnog became popular, but some students have an idea. “Cause it’s sweet and alcoholic,” junior Michael Lu said. While its modern popularity is most likely due to its high level of sugar, histor-
PHOTO: MICHO MATUSZEWSKI
n December 1st, 2017 University Prep’s second annual Snowcoming took place in the lower commons. Established last year along with Spring Fling as a replacement for TOLO, Snowcoming is a less formal dance that has so far only taken place on the UPrep campus. This year tickets were $10 in advance, and $15 at the door or if you wanted a new white tee-shirt with your ticket. This year DJ JT made a triumphant return all the way from California to once again DJ the dance. As they did last year, the speakers continually blasted various types of dubstep, EDM and overall loud music. “I think it was fun,” Sebastian Garthwol-Sear said. “Turnout was okay, it was mostly freshmen and sophomores and I think it was fun for them.” Overall Snowcoming’s second year went off without issue. A tee-shirt painting meeting was held to help kids get ready for the continued “neon” theme, and everyone there seemed nothing but overjoyed.
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ically the beverage’s first creation is cited as having occurred sometime in the 13th century. Eggnog originated as a warm milk and ale based drink known as a posset. A type of posset has been found which was created with eggs and figs in a similar fashion to modern eggnog. But that begs the question, if that’s the original recipe, what is it made of now? “I don’t want to know,” senior Lila Greene said. “Cream, probably...some type of egg?” They weren’t far off, homemade traditional eggnog consists of egg yolks, sugar, whole milk, heavy cream, nutmeg, egg whites and often times bourbon.
Seasonal Sickness
t’s the most wonderful time of the year. That’s right, it’s cold and flu season! Once again the fall months have brought with them cold air, dead leaves and an overwhelming amount of absent students. “People aren’t very resilient to the cold,” freshman Henry Buscher said. While at first it seems like a generalization, it’s true. In the case of the flu, the influenza virus replicates most easily in cold and dry enviornemnts, hence winter. But it’s not just the cold and flu students are concerned about this year. Recently students have been concerned over a possible mononucleosis outbreak. While no evidence for this is present, Buscher has some advice for everyone. “On the off-chance there really is a mono thing going on, stop kissing people,” he said.
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HOLIDAY DEALS ARE A STEAL
STUDENT LIFE
I gave Black Friday shopping a try this year TIPS FOR BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPING
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Get plenty of sleep during the night before Prioritize what is important for you to get Don’t be disappointed if you cannot get every deal
door’ or ‘brutal melee BY IAN LEE inside’ level. One of their lack Friday is the Black Friday deals was half premier American off all socks and undershopping day. Most wear, a great deal. We took retailers say it’s the best advantage of that as well day to shop, promising as purchasing some Christthe best deals of the whole mas-themed pajamas for year. However, some con75 percent off and some sumers could argue that more Star Wars T-shirts it’s overhyped and not to add to my collection. worth the effort. This year, We purchased the brands I put it to the test. of socks my brothers and I spent maybe an hour in the proceed“There are certainly ing week looking at people out there who retailers’ could spend the whole ads online. This day shopping and comranged pletey fill up their cars from online with discounted goods distributors such from their favorite reas Amazon tailers, but I don’t have to stores like Fred the stamina for that.” Meyer. On ThanksgivI wear, and the Christing I briefly checked over mas-themed pajamas that the physical ads which sported polar bears wearcame with the newspaper ing santa hats. as well. After that, my Our next stop was a mother and I checked Wal-Mart which opened at when stores would open 6:00. We got some Christand made a plan for the mas gifts. Some were for order in which we would one of my brothers so I shop. can’t mention what they We left home at 4:30 are. a.m. to reach our first Our last stop was a destination by 5:00. We PetSmart where my mothwent to a Fred Meyer. The er had received a coupon store was more crowded for a free six-pound bag of than the times we went dog food. We also purthere for grocery runs, chased some discounted but it was nowhere near dog treats and a couple of the ‘long line outside the
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10-pound boxes of MilkBones. We also purchased some discounted toys so our dogs could have gifts this year. We got some tennis balls that looked like snowman heads among other toys. After that we journeyed home, arriving just after 8:00 a.m. with a mostly full trunk to conclude a short shopping experience. Overall I had a relatively brief Black Friday experience. I visited few stores and didn’t purchase much for myself. There are certainly people out there who could spend the whole day shopping and completely fill up their cars with discounted goods from their favorite retailers, but I don’t have
the stamina for that. I enjoyed my Black Friday experience, except for a few factors. One of those is waking up an hour and a half before I normally go to school each morning. Or maybe there wasn’t much being sold that I was personally interested in getting. Though, I was able to cover some Christmas or birthday gifts, so that’s a big plus. I would recommend that everyone try Black Friday shopping at least once in life because it’s a pretty unique experience with the early start times and the promises of good deals. Just check over ads before the day to see if there’s anything you want to go out and get.
WHAT ARE UPREP STUDENTS’ BLACK FRIDAY HABITS? Have you been Black Friday shopping before?
Would you be willing to go Black Friday shopping?
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Do you think Black Friday shopping is worth it?
Yes:77% No:23%
Yes:53% No:47%
With a lot of retailers making advertisments promising the best deals it can be easy to be overwhelmed searching for the best deals.
STUDENT LIFE
THE “NO FUN” DIET
Discovering a new way to diet without the stress of too much fun BY JAMES GARVEY ave you ever wanted to suffer a little more on a day-to-day basis? Well, to do just this, I chose to go on a diet, and there were an overwhelming number of options. Should I go vegetarian or vegan? Cut out carbs or only eat fruit? The lists went on and on. I eventually decided to cut out refined sugar and caffeine for a week. I decided to call this the “no fun” diet. Before starting, I stocked up on sugar-free foods and snacks: trail mix (the boring kind without any M&Ms), a variety of fruits and some eggs. After a pathetic night’s rest, I started day one of my diet. The first thing my brain needed was some coffee. Unluckily for me, I had to go without my usual cup or two to jump start my day, and substituted water for coffee. Although I was plenty hydrated, the lack of coffee provoked a minor headache throughout the day which was just what I needed for my stats test. Overall, kicking caffeine was pretty awful and wasn’t helpful when it came to surviving school. When it came time for lunch, I was wondering what I could scrounge for in the Commons Cafe to make a meal. I realized that UPrep actually consistently provides some tasty, sugar-free lunches. Gumbo, chili and a variety
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of salads made it seem like I wasn’t even on a diet. Although I had plenty of food options, I undeniably missed and craved sweetness. There were multiple times where friends and relatives offered me freshly baked goods, which I used all my strength to politely decline. Later, I came to enjoy my temporary sugar-free life. My diet saved me money and most definitely led me to healthier choices. I even began to increase my fruit intake by pairing most meals with
either an apple, tangerine or banana. It was a great way to get in something sweet without cheating. However when it came to going out for lunch or dinner with friends, it was a challenge to say the least. Watching them enjoy sweet treats was downright painful. A couple days into my diet, I noticed that my quality of sleep greatly improved due to the lack of caffeine. Falling asleep was far easier and quicker. Not only was falling asleep smoother, waking up came
with ease. I no longer had to force myself to roll out of bed. Instead of drinking coffee or tea to keep me awake, I substituted water which definitely kept me hydrated and sharp. Also, someone commented that my skin was “dewy,” so I guess that might’ve been one of the positive outcomes. I think these noticeable physical improvements were my favorite part of the diet. I would probably do it again, but I’m not giving up my coffee.
My cravings for sugar were pretty strong during the first few days. But eventually, they died down.
• I ate more vegtables • Good for your skin • Still has all the necessary minerals • Healthier than the standard American diet • I appreciated dinner • Lost weight
Bubble Tea. Going out with friends in the International District was hard. Lots of good fun and, of course, bubble tea was to be had.
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• Food doesn’t taste as good • I was starving • The headache wasn’t fun • I ate so many eggs • Sugar is delicious and you can’t have it • Healthier food is expensive ILLUSTRATION: MICHO MATUSZEWSKI
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THE WAYS W EC
FEATURE
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CENTERSPREAD BY MAHIR PIYARALI
Just like the people here at UPrep, the way everyone celebrates the holidays is different. Here’s what some students think about the holidays.
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STUDENT LIFE
NO RAGRETS
What it’s like to have a needle imprint something permanent on your body BY MAHIR PIYARALI he scariest part wasn’t the sharp needle repeatedly jabbing permanent ink into the vulnerable skin around my rib. It was telling my mom. After turning 18 just two months ago, I felt it was time to get something permanent on my body. On a fateful Tuesday night, my girlfriend and I walked into Liberty Tattoo on Queen Anne Avenue. Walking in, I heard that familiar buzzing noise I recognized from the YouTube videos I watched for research just an hour prior. Directly in front of me was a sign reading: “No whining when it hurts.” Cue the cold feet. A man walked through the saloon doors in front
of me and introduced himself. After telling him what I wanted, he asked me to fill out a waiver. Admittedly, I didn’t really read the terms and conditions as I was too excited. After potentially signing away my first born-child, I took a seat and waited to be called back. I sat in silence until a different man, Jake, waved us back. He sat down in his chair and told me to take off my shirt. He then sprayed a soap-like liquid onto my rib and laid down a stencil. After a check in a mirror, I gave him the thumbs up and I laid down with my arm awkwardly in the air. I was expecting the worst pain imaginable. But, to my surprise, it didn’t real-
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“Admittedly, I didn’t really read the terms and conditions” To finish, Jake had to go back over the outline one more time, aggravating the already damaged skin. That felt like a hot nail dragging along my ribs, a 6.5/10. But after a few seconds, he said, “all done.” I got up and ran over to the mirror. My skin looked red and raw, but there
were sharp lines exactly where I wanted them. Jake then wrapped me up in a material reminiscent of Saran Wrap. “Don’t take this off for a few hours and wash it twice a day for about a week,” he said. I put my shirt back on; and was engulfed in an amazing feeling; a feeling of accomplishment and adrenaline. But... that was before I got the price. “110. Shop minimum for something on your torso.” After coughing up the money, I walked out of the door with something that’ll be on me for the rest of my life. So, would I do it again? If you’re my mom, I’d say “Of course not.” But, if you’re anyone else, I’d tell you I’d consider it.
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Accoridng to many sources online, getting a atttoo on your ribs is supposed to hurt the most. However, I found that it wasn’t that bad... maybe that was the adrenaline talking.
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ELFIN’ GOOD TIMES
STUDENT LIFE
A look behind the scenes of a popular holiday tradition BY JADE BUCHANAN-MOH “Aren’t you a little tall to be an elf ?” is often the first question I hear when I say I work as a Christmas elf at Nordstrom. Nordstrom Flagship Santa Lane opens its holiday doors to the public on the annual frenzy that is Black Friday. This year, families began lining up for the lane at 4:30 a.m. in a futile effort to skip the long lines that build throughout the day. However, the pungent scents of desperation and regret emanating from those shivering in the cold for five hours were not the most absurd things witnessed that fateful day. An entire family of at least 10, spanning four generations and coming from multiple states, congregated out front. From grandmother to great-grandchild, every member was decked out in a Christmas onesie. When asked if this was a custom of theirs, they denied, admitting that this was the first year they’d gone to see Santa. However, everyone agreed that a new Christmas tradition had been born. Although the outfits of this family were quite unique, their experience was one that coincided with hundreds of other families who make their way downtown during the holiday season. Every year, Santa Lane creates magical holiday memories for families from across the country. Aside from occasional tears, this operation
TOP 5 RULES TO BE AN ELF
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Never tell customers “no” or “I don’t know.” Instead, say “let me find out.”
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Treat the customer as you believe they would like to be treated.
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remains smoothly and joyfully run with the help of managers and a select team of Santas and elves. Elves are required to attend a six-hour training before they begin work. Six hours may seem like a lengthy prerequisite to becoming an elf, but the job entails more than initially meets the eye. Within the lane, elves have three main responsibilities: host, line manager and cashier. Hosts stand at a podium outside Santa Lane, adding customers to the electronic wait list. This way, families aren’t required to stand in line for hours and can spend that time else-
where. When their turn nears, they’re notified via text, and the family must return to wait indoors for 45 minutes to an hour. Line managers are responsible for helping customers fill out order forms, along with handing out cookies and hot cider. Cashiers simply ring up customers’ photo packages and hand out candy canes to the sweet-toothed children and adults. As for uniforms, elves remain free of costumes and the constant degradation that comes with those heinous striped leggings and pointy-toed shoes. The only requirements
are black pants and a red, green or white sweater paired with a Santa hat. The last shreds of my self-esteem remain intact. The workload in Santa Lane becomes rather stressful during the busier times. Nevertheless, it all goes into cementing the enchantment of the holiday season in a photograph full of beaming smiles — or screams, tears and flailing limbs — that will turn out somewhat embarrassing, regardless and likely end up circulating on the internet, returning to haunt its unlucky victims for years to come.
Cashier is one of the many positions Nordstrom elves can work at Santa Lane.
As a Nordstrom employee, you’re selling an experience, not a product.
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Santas should never be left alone. During a Santa shift swap, at lest one elf must accompany the first Santa to the dressing room and escort the new one back down to the lane.
FAVORITE HOLIDAY TRADITIONS Senior Sienna Axe “We always play ‘Catchphrase,’ and my uncle has the double disk edition of ‘It’s A Wonderful Life’ and ‘White Christmas,’ so we always watch one of those.”
Sophomore Joey Sniezek “On Christmas Eve, my family celebrates Wigilia, ehich is a special dinner with no meat, and basically we all ask for each other’s forgiveness.”
Sophomore Rachel Selby “My favorite thing is making latkes, for sure. Just a couple years ago I learned how to make them, and now I make them with my dad every year.”
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STUDENT LIFE
SLIPPING AND TIPPING ON ICE
The difficulties behind an icy winter pass time TOP 4 EXPENSES OF FIGURE SKATING
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Beginner skates usually cost $100-$150, while higher level boots cost about $400, and professional competitors can pay $1,000 or more.
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Beginner blades come with skates, but at higher levels, skaters buy their boots and blades individually. Blades are typically $400-$600 but can be up to $700.
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Dresses can be as low as $150 but most are $250$500. Custom dresses can be $3,000, and professionals can pay $7,000.
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Club membership fees vary from $120-$180 per year, with an additional $60 membership fee for the United States Figure Skating Association.
BY AIDAN LEE AND JADE s a casual skater, learning to skate is difficult. I had an advantage as I have skied for many years, but ice skating is different. It requires precise balance and precision, whereas when skiing, you have room for error. When I first stepped onto the ice in Canada it was chaos. I was not at an ice rink, I was skating on a frozen pond. On one side, there was a small hockey scrimmage, played by fellow tourists, and the other side hosted not only me, but other new skaters — all under the age of 8. With these two hours of solo training under my belt, when I stepped onto the ice for the second time, I stayed on my feet. I was moving at a constant speed and staying upright with little contact on the wall. However, these feats are basic. With two hours of skating, everybody can skate around a rink with relative ease. A real achievement of skill involves movements with curves, smooth stops and occasional spins. I had my tutor, Jade, attempt to teach me a few tricks. We started with a simple hockey stop. It is very common and appears
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simple, which is the polar opposite of what it is like to learn. As a skier, I can easily do most of these tricks on snow. I have trained for nearly a dozen years on skis, but skates are different. You have blades, not elongated spatula heads. You are on slippery ice, not on slightly grippy snow. Almost all of the conditions are different (except for the cold), so skills are difficult to transfer. A hockey stop is an elementary figure skating move, taught to beginning skaters as one of many ways of stopping. Although it can be difficult to master at first, in comparison to all of the jumps, spins and footwork necessary to become a higher-level skater, it’s not nearly as daunting as it initially appears. Although Aidan’s years of skiing aided his balance to a certain extent, he was no Scott Hamilton. It took him a lap or two around the rink before he voluntarily relinquished his white-knuckled grip on the wall, but once he ventured away from his safety net, his confidence increased and he began to enjoy himself more. Aidan was relatively easy to coach — ready to learn
PHOTO: JADE BUCHANAN-MOH
and continuously curious about figure skating as a sport. He even completed a few attempts at a two-foot spin, all of which resulted in him remarkably still on his feet. Everything seemed to be going smoothly, until a young girl in a pink helmet sped in front of Aidan. He failed to utilize his hockey stop, came crashing into me and promptly fell spread-eagle on the ice while I looked over him in mild dismay. To be fair, all skaters have their rocky moments. Nancy Kerrigan was at-
tacked by Tonya Harding’s ex-husband at the 1994 U.S. Figure Skating Championships, and when I was 4 years old, I quit skating lessons because I was afraid of being run over by the zamboni. Although figure skating, as a sport, can be quite difficult, casual skating is a peaceful and relaxing hobby. Whether with friends or family, a trip to the rink is the perfect way to achieve an experience full of holiday magic — until you violently wipe out and end up in a cast for six weeks.
FIGURE SKATING SIMPLIFIED Figure skating is commonly lumped together as one overarching sport. However, it is made up of four very different events. Although there can be some overlap at the less competitive levels, most skaters pick one event to compete in. Singles skating is generally the most common, with one person competing against other individuals. Singles skating is divided into two categories: men’s singles and women’s singles. The other
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two, more common, types of figure skating are ice dancing and pairs skating and are frequently confused with each other outside of the skating community. Both events involve a man and woman on the ice at the same time, competing together. The main difference omes in the technicality of the skills. Pairs skating involves much more complex lifts and at higher levels, the man will throw the woman
into the air. Ice dancing, on the other hand, is slightly less daunting. Although there are still lifts involved, no one has to be flung so high into the air they end up starring alongside Sandra Bullock in Gravity. Unlike pairs skaters, ice dance couples memorize step patterns, similar to couples on Dancing With The Stars. Generally, ice dance competitions specify which type of sequence competitors must follow.
Freshman Aidan Lee gets support from a walker made for ice
HOLIDAY FOOD FOR THE SOUL
STUDENT LIFE
Family and cultural classics worth waiting the whole year for INGREDIENTS • 2 cups milk • ½ cup melted shortening or butter, cooled • ½ cup sugar • 1 teaspoon salt • 2 eggs, well beaten • 1 package dry yeast • ¼ cup lukewarm water • 7 cups sifted all-purpose flour • 2 tablespoon melted butter • 4 teaspoon sugar • 1 teaspoon cinnamon
SWEDISH BRAIDED KAFFEBRÖD
If you want to create this recipe all by hand, you will get a workout. Luckily, this makes you feel a little better about cramming as many slices of this bread into your body as humanly possible. This recipe is adapted from the book “Swedish Recipes, Old and New,” written by the American Daughters of Sweden, copyrighted in 1955. Simultaneously hearty and flaky, this bread will be the reason you leap out of bed Christmas morning. Obviously it’s best when it’s fresh but the lightly sweet, dense loaf will be back in fighting shape after being reheated in the oven. The actual dough itself is quite easy to make, but the prep – such as scalding the milk, and making sure the yeast has enough time to soften – requires a little forethought. It becomes even easier with a dough hook attachment on a stand mixer. I completed this recipe by hand, and kneading the dough was certainly the hardest part. The point of kneading bread dough is to make the two proteins in flour, gliadin and glutenin, line up to create a strong framework that will trap gases and make the dough rise. However, getting the dough to this point takes some work. But trust me, the payoff is worth it. I would advise against wearing any sort of jewelry while kneading, unless you want to have chunks of dough stuck everywhere for eternity. Overall, this was maybe the most technical of the recipes I tried, but it was well worth the work.
AUSUKI
In honor of our recent exchange students, I attempted to create a type of traditional Lithuanian holiday cookie called “ausuki.” I had a devil of a time trying to find a valid recipe for this, and it’s never a good sign when the most understandable and legitimate-looking recipe you can find is on WikiHow. The most confusing part of this whole process was attempting to find out what “ausuki” really are. The recipe suggestions were for both a kind of biscuit-y looking thing and also a fried dough thing. I had no idea which is correct and which is not. In the end I decided to go with the fried substance, since it seemed more exciting. The WikiHow article has 100 percent approval with five whole people giving it critical acclaim. Because I couldn’t just pass up ratings like that, WikiHow became my guiding light on this journey.To be completly honest, this was probably my least favorite thing that I made. I have no idea what they’re actually supposed to taste like, so I’m not sure if this is because I made them incorrectly or not. They were dry and brittle, but not in a flakey way. More of a breadstick than a pastry. “They’re basically crunchy fried dough with powdered sugar,” said resident Lithuanian Kipras Mazeika. Who doesn’t love even more tiny fried things in their bloodstream during the holiday season?
INGREDIENTS
• 4 pounds unpeeled russet potatoes (about 5 large potatoes) • 1 pound yellow onions (about 2 medium onions) • ¼ cup matzo meal • 2 teaspoon kosher salt, plus more to taste • ½ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper • 2 large eggs, lightly beaten • ¼ - ½ cup (or more) vegetable oil • Apple sauce, for serving • Sour cream, for serving
INGREDIENTS
• 5 egg yolks • 2 whole eggs • 1 tablespoon sour cream • 1 tablespoon lemon or orange extract • 3 cups white flour • 1 tablespoon melted butter • 1 tablespoon rum • Powdered sugar • Vegetable oil for frying
LATKES
This recipe will feed a family of four or more easily, so either cut down the recipe or be prepared to eat until you blood is two percent latkes. I borrowed this recipe from Epicurious. The latkes themselves were delicious, and they can be as crispy or as soft as you want to make them. Make sure to wring out as much liquid as possible from the grated onions and potatoes, as this will let you make the latkes nice and crispy. The latkes tasted oddly cheesy without having any cheese in them, a bonus in my opinion. While there are plenty of recipes out there that don’t use matzo meal, I thought that it was a crucial detail. Matzo meal, which basically tastes like stale cracker dust, is made from the unleavened flatbread that’s a Jewish staple during Passover. The matzo meal acts as a binding agent to improve the texture and taste of the latke. The latke is also an important symbol in the Jewish faith. In an article for The New York Times, chef Joan Nathan states that “the point of latkes at Hanukkah is not the potato but the oil. What matters is the recounting of the miracle of one night’s oil lasting eight nights in the temple over 2,000 years ago.” These latkes are savory, filling, symbolic and plentiful enough to feed the family. What’s not to love?
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SORORITY TO AUTHORITY
REVIEW
Senior Sofia Beaufrand (Elle Woods) and Senior Sienna Axe (Paulette Bonafanté ) perform Legally Blonde.
This year’s musical was a big success BY AARON IGRA hen Senior Sofia Beaufrand dyed her hair to play the lead role of Elle Woods in “Legally Blonde,” I knew this year’s musical was going to be good. I wasn’t prepared for quite how excellent the entire cast, crew and pit were. “Legally Blonde” tells the story of a sorority girl who chases her ex-boyfriend to Harvard Law school. She discovers herself and becomes an expert law student and attorney along the way. The musical was funky, fun and an absolute delight to watch. Each musical number was sparked with energy and love that had clearly been dedicated to the show. When
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the cast wasn’t rocking the house with a musical number, they were cracking me up. Shoutout to Freshman Henry Buscher and his character: “UPS guy” Kyle B. O’Boyle. When he walked in with funky music and tight shorts, I seriously laughed out loud. Besides excellent jokes, singing and the choreography, the play also dealt with themes that are increasingly relevant today, like homophobia and sexual harassment. With all the talk in the news about Harvey Weinstein, Al Franken, Roy Moore and so many other sexual predators, it’s important that these topics are addressed. The musical touched on these perfect-
ly, pushing the audience members out of their comfort zones without being offensive In addition, the behindthe-scenes work turned out amazing. Stagecraft students created excellent sets, costuming actors and producing the show. Having a live student-and-teacher band play all the music was also extraordinarily impressive. There were only minor problems, such as spotty audio and an unrealistic court case. Everything else was spot on. “Legally Blonde” was excellent, starring stunning performances all around. I can’t wait to see how next year’s cast and show will top it!
PHOTO: CALEB SHERMAN, YEARBOOK
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or those looking for a gift to wow those people who never misses a tailgate and whose bizarre superstitions have them stressing the whole game, I’ve got the product for them. The Tail Gater Beverage Gloves provide a toasty oasis for the user’s hands while offering an easy way to hold a refreshing drink. With the winter months upon us, these gloves are sure to keep the sports fanatic in your life warm as they sip their favorite beverage. uying gifts for a gamer is like running through a minefield. You never know what games they already have and a gift card can look tacky. If you find yourself without a clue, just pick them up the Atari Flashback 7. This callback to the original Atari consoles brings the user a miniature version of the classic system preloaded with popular games. The retro design and classic Atari games are sure to please the avid gamer and nostalgic novice alike.
hey’re never without food, but on the rare occasion they are, they won’t stop telling you how hungry they are. To quiet the hungry beast, why not get them a Naturebox subscription? Naturebox is a company that sends a box of one’s favorite snacks to their door with just a few simple clicks. The ability to change the snacks delivered every time allows the subscriber to sample both new snacks and tried-and-true favorites.
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hey struggle to get up in the morning for the sheer fact that they love their bed too much. The sleeping beauty can’t stop talking about how they just want to sleep, and it’s impossible to get them to do anything else in their free time. To help them with their favorite activity, why not get them a high quality blanket? This sherpa design boasts 4.5/5 stars on Amazon.com and comes in many different colors.
his is for that one godfather or aunt that you only see around the holidays but somehow seems to know everything about you. Since you probably know nothing about adults – and frankly neither do I – why not get them a feather pen set? This is sure to sit nicely on your relative’s desk and go unused for years to come. Your family members will love to tell friends about the thoughtful and sophisticated gifter in their lives. hey’re up until 4:00 a.m. working on some over-complicated project. Their work takes precedence over sleeping, eating and other basic human functions. For the one with this unhealthily powerful work ethic, the Extreme Caffeinated Sports Jelly Beans are the ideal gift. With about as much caffeine in one pack as a mug of black tea, these jelly beans provide that much needed kick without the need to chug Red Bull until the early morning.
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BACK PAGE
“Land crab? No that’s an STD.”
“You’ll look more like a stripper bar if you put a little something into it.”
“Stop groping your keyboard.”
“I have Snapchat streaks with both my parents.”
“Can I see your mammary glands?”
HEARD IN THE
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“Nothing screams romance like a tazer.”
No, we don’t make these up
“If you’re only a little dead, it’s not necrophelia.”
“If I contact a spirit, do I get an A?”
“LaCroix is too spicy for me.”
“I’ve joined the mile high club of Slurpees.”
Illustrious Illustrations by Micho Matuszewski
PREMATURE SEASONAL CELEBRATIONS
RANTS
• We haven’t had a snow day yet • Senioritis has fully set in • Semester grades are almost here • We haven’t gotten into college (yet) • Mahir says “nuts” about 15 times a day • Christmas music has already gotten old 16 University Prep • DECEMBER 15, 2017 • Vol. 35, No. 3
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• Winter break is finally here • DJ JT came back • The musical was great • CANDY GRAMS ARE BACK, BABY • Everything is on sale • We actually finished the paper on time